View Full Version : This is NUTZ!!!


The1God
02-10-2005, 03:38 PM
Ouch My Nuts! (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13298513,00.html)

'I WAS COMPLETELY NAKED, IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN'


A jilted woman who ripped off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands has been jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken party and she yanked off his left testicle.


Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court last month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, they went to a party and then for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

As the night was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused a struggle ensued. Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.

In a statement, he said: "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards.

"He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.

Dude
02-10-2005, 04:02 PM
That's gotta be a fake story ... my gosh, nah, I had a good day so far. Thank you 1God. ;)

But the girl is obviously a nuthugger.

The1God
02-10-2005, 04:15 PM
That's gotta be a fake story ... my gosh, nah, I had a good day so far. Thank you 1God. ;)

But the girl is obviously a nuthugger.

Dont know if it was fake or not. I thought Sky was reliable, but maybe not. Doesn't matter, it was a good read. Glad you liked them dude.

SonnyG8R
02-10-2005, 06:27 PM
But the girl is obviously a nuthugger.
Bwaa ha ha, nice one dude.

dodge
02-10-2005, 06:34 PM
sniff sniff. I smell...I smell bull****.

Dr.Depravity
02-10-2005, 10:54 PM
True or False an interesting read. Hell in this day in age stranger **** has happened, it might as well be true.

joeboxer
02-10-2005, 11:22 PM
*****es god damn *****es

tntkid
02-10-2005, 11:54 PM
It's definately true

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

phallus
02-12-2005, 02:14 AM
Ouch My Nuts! (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13298513,00.html)

'I WAS COMPLETELY NAKED, IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN'


A jilted woman who ripped off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands has been jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken party and she yanked off his left testicle.


Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court last month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, they went to a party and then for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

As the night was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused a struggle ensued. Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.

In a statement, he said: "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards.

"He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.

wow, that's quite a story...brings new meaning to the term " Jerk me off " :D