Ok I think tyson offered 10000 dollars to a zoo keeper to let him punch a gorila or something I read on a site. Also tyson said hed fight any animal. Personally I think the gorilla would win.

The Gorilla would sodomize Mike.

Tyson TKO Gorilla in 1

A gorilla is so ****ing strong, there is no way any human being would be able to ''ko'' a gorilla. If Tyson went up and really did punch him, he would get squashed.

tyson win by ko in 2nd round

he would bite the gorillas's nuts off

This is silly, but how well do you guys think a gorilla take a punch on the chin???

This is silly, but how well do you guys think a gorilla take a punch on the chin???

Thats what I'm wondering. If Tyson did some dragonball z charge up with his punch, he might knock the gorilla out.

Gorrilas havent got necks. So i dont think they get ko'ed easily.

how about Bruce lee Vs gorilla? let me guess, Bruce Lee is 2 fast and kills the gorilla with a lightning strike

No mate the gorilla kills lee in 2 seconds flat.

It may come down to the Gorilla's footspeed and punch output.

can gorillas punch? I was thinking more of the gorilla jumping on tyson, and as a chimp can pull a mans arm off, i should think a gorilla can! a gorillas ment to be like 10 times stronger than an olympic weightlifter

If this is a normal Gorilla, a small normal Gorilla, he wouldn't KO the Gorilla, but I also can't see Tyson getting hurt by the gorilla seeing as he could run off straight after he hit it.

But if you're talking about the Silverback gorilla, which is what he offered the zoo keeper to knock out for $50,000, then not a chance in HELL!

A Silverback can push over a truck.

how about Bruce lee Vs gorilla? let me guess, Bruce Lee is 2 fast and kills the gorilla with a lightning strike

I guess if he was fast enough to kick him in the nuts or something really hard but realisticly HELL NO

selina spice makes me go O! but naw, tyson could neva eva knock out da gorrillaz, tyson is fast and punches hard but even so he would have nething on a gorilla powa wise, one punch (if a gorilla can be taught that) and tyson would go down, no matter where it landed thered b sum cracked bawone or broken bone, so tyson dies inside of two seconds of walking up on da gorrilas baby, but me? thats another story.....

gorilla by a mile.

You guys cant be serious the gorilla would ****en maul him. At the least they are about 10X the strength of a human. If he punched the Gorilla the ****en thing would just stare at him... look at the size of its cranium, it has no neck... the thing is too durable.

gorilla by a mile.

But could Ali defeat defeat the gorilla? Would Ali's fleetfootedness and stinging jabs be enough to tko the gorilla?

But could Ali defeat defeat the gorilla? Would Ali's fleetfootedness and stinging jabs be enough to tko the gorilla?

well, i would say ali by ud. :D

Well I'd hate to say the "Greatest" would get owned by a Gorilla as powerful as a Gorilla is a simple back hand could floor a human being.

What are you talking about? Ali beat frazier already!

Ahaha, just kidding. No offense to Frazier.

Nope. Some gorillas can benchpress trucks and cars. I mean, yes, the benchpress isn't neccesarily that good an exercise. But a car? Yea. Tyson would get killed. Any human being would get killed against a gorilla.

Unless arm with a rpg the only thing you'll see is Gorilla intestines, but hand to hand fighting a gorilla? You'll get OWNED!

How about orangutang versus a big gorilla, it'd be like tyson versus lennox all over again, the reach on an orangutang! So how about those two, in a boxing match? Not forgetting an orangutang uses its triceps alot when moving along with that like crutches movement

That gorrilla would chomp on his ass. I do wonder if the man is still sane.......

Or has he ever been?

He was sane, until D'amato died.

Holyfield by arm-bar :D

The monkey will Murder Tyson. all the gorilla has to do is sit on Tyson 800 pounds lol

Once he realizes that he's losing the fight, Iron Mike will resort to cheating by biting off the gorilla's ear. This will make the gorilla more angry and he will sodomize Tyson in the end.

In his prime Tyson would KO a gorilla!

Sad to say but the gorilla might have the mental edge in this match-up.

Rockin':boxing:

Gorilla all the way.

A Gorilla can break a lion's spine in two with a single swat, and with the same swat, tear a man's shoulder from his body. So i think i'm going to have to go with the gorilla. If Tyson hit a Gorilla it would barely feel it. They fight one another ferociously for dominance and come out of the affair pretty well off. It is amazing to watch a nature show, and watch these animals swatting one another over and over again in competition, and then simply walking away; and realizing that one of those seemingly little swats could end a man's life.

Ive got to see these nature programmes. Whenever i see a Gorilla, it is either a human in a gorilla suit, or when i see a real one they are eating bananas.
Ive never seen one in combat with another gorilla, or any animal.

Well what's the name of this Gorilla? He could be a weak Gorilla for all I know....not worthy of a Tyson fight!

Its sickening to see The Gorilla being so misunderstood in this world. All because of the stupid movie they made.
They are the opposite of the brute beasts that Hollyweird has been portraying Kong as.
Violence happens very very rarely in the Gorilla world. It has no enemies except for the leopard, and gets along with all the other animals.
Only time they fight is when they want to mate with females, and it never ends with a killing.

I think if Tyson attacked a silverback Gorilla, he would be pushed on the ground, i've seen a Gorilla do it before with a trouble maker lol. Most likely not kill him, but if it really wanted to, it could do it in heart beat.
Love Gorillas man.

Its sickening to see The Gorilla being so misunderstood in this world. All because of the stupid movie they made.
They are the opposite of the brute beasts that Hollyweird has been portraying Kong as.
Violence happens very very rarely in the Gorilla world. It has no enemies except for the leopard, and gets along with all the other animals.
Only time they fight is when they want to mate with females, and it never ends with a killing.

I think if Tyson attacked a silverback Gorilla, he would be pushed on the ground, i've seen a Gorilla do it before with a trouble maker lol. Most likely not kill him, but if it really wanted to, it could do it in heart beat.
Love Gorillas man.

Gorillas are great man. It's chimps that are viscous and dangerous.

Gorrilas havent got necks. So i dont think they get ko'ed easily.

There neck muscles "muscles in general" are like 10 times as strong as ours, Plus there head weighs much more. I think a punch from any human would do no more than annoy a gorilla He would think mike was playing with him. And tear his head clean off toyingly

Ive got to see these nature programmes. Whenever i see a Gorilla, it is either a human in a gorilla suit, or when i see a real one they are eating bananas.
Ive never seen one in combat with another gorilla, or any animal.

I/ve seen two fighting for breeding rights I think it was. Not a pretty site. Also There was a documentry where the narrator got too close during a feeding The gorilla back handed "straight pimp" slapped the guy he flew into a tree. Funny stuff. After that the gorilla just pounded his chest and made a lot of noise. Thats an impressive animal.

There neck muscles "muscles in general" are like 10 times as strong as ours, Plus there head weighs much more. I think a punch from any human would do no more than annoy a gorilla He would think mike was playing with him. And tear his head clean off toyingly

Mike wouldnt dare punch one anyway, as they are meaner looking than him. If he was brave enuf to punch one the Gorilla would rip Tysons limbs off and bite him to pieces and have him for dinner.
I am sure they dont mind a bit of cannabilism once in a while, even though they dig bananas, even probably more than Tyson does.

Would you guys pay money to see that? Let's say 40 bucks?

This is a true story. In the early 1970's, a circus was coming thru town and one of the main features were those crazy man vs animal contests. For several years, they had a bear that was muzzled and if you could knock it off its feel, you got $500.00. It cost like $5.00 to try and for years, nobody was able to budge it. One guys had studied every match up and he decided to take a turn. When the bear stood up, Tubby (that was his nickname) got down on all fours and crawled under and between the bears two back feet. As the bear started to come down onto all fours, Tubby "squated" the bear over to one side and lifted one of it's back legs, tipping it onto its side. He herniated himself doing it.
A few years later, the same circus came thru but this time, it had an orangatang in a cage and for a fee, you got to go inside the cage and wrestle or fight the orangatang. It was sitting in a tire that hung from a big chain in the cage, just looking at everybody. Nothing real menacing, just quietly watching. This big powerfullu built local bad a$$ was chided by his "friends" to go and try to knock it out. He refused enough times till they started calling him ball-less and a coward. To save face, he agreed. He went into the cage and was going up real slow to the orangatang, talking real nice to it. The ape just hung on to the chain with one arm while still watching from the tire. Dude got close enough to swing and haymakered the orangatang in the chops. He hit it so hard that the chain spun around real quick like a spinning top with the orangatang still holding on. It slowed down and the orangatang just hoped off of it and started walking towards the dude who hit it, who was now going for the gate to get out. The orangatang caught him by the bicep area and started flopping him back and forth like a pair of clackers. The people who say it said he looked like a blur, like he was just a doll being thrown around. After about 5 seconds, it was over and the orangatang just let him go and went back up into the tire. They took him out and he had soe broken bones and tore stuff inside, but he lived. I did not see those stories but I've heard them over and over from the guys who were there. A human has not shot vs a big ape.
Bet on the gorilla.

If anyone could KO a Gorilla, Mike could.


And Mike said this after he saw that perticual Gorilla "bullying" the other smaller gorillas.

If anyone could KO a Gorilla, Mike could.


And Mike said this after he saw that perticual Gorilla "bullying" the other smaller gorillas.

Would he have a better chance then Foreman?


lol but anyway look at these arms. obviously this is a completely ridiculous question to begin with.


A Gorrila travels on all fours and is most dependent on his front limbs (arms) That means he's pumping 800 pounds 24 hours a day.



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A much better question would have been, Tyson Vs an adult Chimpanzee.

This is a true story. In the early 1970's, a circus was coming thru town and one of the main features were those crazy man vs animal contests. For several years, they had a bear that was muzzled and if you could knock it off its feel, you got $500.00. It cost like $5.00 to try and for years, nobody was able to budge it. One guys had studied every match up and he decided to take a turn. When the bear stood up, Tubby (that was his nickname) got down on all fours and crawled under and between the bears two back feet. As the bear started to come down onto all fours, Tubby "squated" the bear over to one side and lifted one of it's back legs, tipping it onto its side. He herniated himself doing it.
A few years later, the same circus came thru but this time, it had an orangatang in a cage and for a fee, you got to go inside the cage and wrestle or fight the orangatang. It was sitting in a tire that hung from a big chain in the cage, just looking at everybody. Nothing real menacing, just quietly watching. This big powerfullu built local bad a$$ was chided by his "friends" to go and try to knock it out. He refused enough times till they started calling him ball-less and a coward. To save face, he agreed. He went into the cage and was going up real slow to the orangatang, talking real nice to it. The ape just hung on to the chain with one arm while still watching from the tire. Dude got close enough to swing and haymakered the orangatang in the chops. He hit it so hard that the chain spun around real quick like a spinning top with the orangatang still holding on. It slowed down and the orangatang just hoped off of it and started walking towards the dude who hit it, who was now going for the gate to get out. The orangatang caught him by the bicep area and started flopping him back and forth like a pair of clackers. The people who say it said he looked like a blur, like he was just a doll being thrown around. After about 5 seconds, it was over and the orangatang just let him go and went back up into the tire. They took him out and he had soe broken bones and tore stuff inside, but he lived. I did not see those stories but I've heard them over and over from the guys who were there. A human has not shot vs a big ape.
Bet on the gorilla.

I must ask is this a valid account? I'm in these animal forums and this would be great as some kind of proof if this is real.

Cant believe how seriously people have taken this!! lol

The odd makers have Tyson a 6-1 favorite, the bout is a 12 rounder, but no one thinks it will go the distance.

I got 27K on Tyson, whos' bettin?:banana:

The odd makers have Tyson a 6-1 favorite, the bout is a 12 rounder, but no one thinks it will go the distance.

I got 27K on Tyson, whos' bettin?:banana:



Over a Chimpanzee?

I got the Chimpanzee 10-1, 1 round.

Over a Chimpanzee?

I got the Chimpanzee 10-1, 1 round.


Me too. No way any human beats a chimp, let alone a gorilla. The chimp will win but the question is what body part will it tear off and will it be something that can be re-attatched?

Tyson in an SD, cuz he's to fast for the Gurrila.

Tyson in an SD, cuz he's to fast for the Gurrila.

Dosen't matter if you can just walk through someone's punch.