Ok so animal violence is not cool, but if say like an animal were threatening your village and you had to go out there and kick its butt, what animal do you most want to knock out.

For me. It's got to be the penguin. Those things make me mad.

I'm not sure about animals, but any type of bug I would get it for sure. I HATE THEM

I've always wanted to try to knock out a cow. I don't know why, but everytime i see one in a field i just want to run out and smash it with a left hook.

a rhino would be a good challenge

I've always wanted to try to knock out a cow. I don't know why, but everytime i see one in a field i just want to run out and smash it with a left hook.
throw a hard uppercut on its chin
100% it will go down
and dream its way to neverland

a rhino would be a good challenge
so would the escape from it's pissed off wrath!

What about a bear? Or a mountain goat? Lately mountain goats seem to be just asking for it.

an ostrich cuz they got that dumb looking peanut head.

an ostrich cuz they got that dumb looking peanut head.
Yea, that's a good one.

I would like to knock out a possum cuz they're so damn ugly, they just deserve it.

I'd like to KO a snapping turtle early '70s Duran style. I used to live in Florida and I know first hand them things can be real bastards.
http://coloherp.org/geo/species/SpePics/PicChse.jpg

hahaha i like this thread :D i would most like to KO a dolphin they think they are so smart

pussie cat

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fully agree

funny thread..come on atleast its not another manny pacquio licking balls thread...umm
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i would wanna ko the sh*t out of a cat,haha...i hate those damn minature, tiger-transvestite's,hahaha

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Then don't look at, nobody tricked you, you could tell what this **** was from the title.

Then don't look at, nobody tricked you, you could tell what this **** was from the title.
-hahahahaha

I would like to knock out a possum cuz they're so damn ugly, they just deserve it.

when i was a young teen one of my friends saw a "opossum" on a fence in an ally. He was one of those kids who always acted tuff (well he realy was/is tuff as nails" any way he picked up a brick and nailed the opposum off the fence we ran over to hit and it started hissin at us so anthony picked the brick up and smashed it right in the fukin head, caved half the poor fukers head in. Damn thing hiss realy loud and just ran down the ally with half of its head smashed in. MY POINT ITS GONNA BE HARD TO KO THE VIRGINIA OPOSSUM! :eek:

when i was a young teen one of my friends saw a "opossum" on a fence in an ally. He was one of those kids who always acted tuff (well he realy was/is tuff as nails" any way he picked up a brick and nailed the opposum off the fence we ran over to hit and it started hissin at us so anthony picked the brick up and smashed it right in the fukin head, caved half the poor fukers head in. Damn thing hiss realy loud and just ran down the ally with half of its head smashed in. MY POINT ITS GONNA BE HARD TO KO THE VIRGINIA OPOSSUM! :eek:
---hahaha great story..damn that was the J.C.Chavez of opossum

http://kaweahoaks.com/html/oppossum_face.jpg
who would want to punch at that! :eek:

http://kaweahoaks.com/html/oppossum_face.jpg
who would want to punch at that! :eek:


that thing looks mean, somebody pissed in its cornflakes

an ostrich cuz they got that dumb looking peanut head.
yea everytime you see one on the nes or a nature show they bite and peck at the person, they fully deserve to get koed.

yea everytime you see one on the nes or a nature show they bite and peck at the person, they fully deserve to get koed.

usually that's because steve austin is poking a stick at them or something, " Kryke, he's a real aggressive...i think i'll poke it with a stick."

Does Snuffaluf***us count?

I think he's had it coming for a long time.Alway's talking back to Big Bird.

A camel, they tend to have a problem with spitting at people.

Does Snuffaluf***us count?

I think he's had it coming for a long time.Alway's talking back to Big Bird.

The first web-site I ever made when I was learning how to do them was a fantasy fight site, and I brought up that exact same thing.

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A SHAVED *****

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A SHAVED *****

Looks Yummy!

lol hit a cow it better get kod or you best run

a dog, i f-cking hate dogs. i got jumped by 3 of them when i was younger. :mad: straight right on the nose make em cry.

I would try on a moose.

Dont think it would be easy though.

a dog, i f-cking hate dogs. i got jumped by 3 of them when i was younger. :mad: straight right on the nose make em cry.

i agree, i also hate dogs. and i guess dogs hate me also :D

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A SHAVED *****

like this?

http://www.cam.cornell.edu/~mblais/Shaved%20Cat%201.jpg

I would try on a moose.

Dont think it would be easy though.
There is this well documented homevideo of a moose in downtown anchorage. It wondered into the town before dawn and kids on there way to school were peltin her and her calf with snowballz. This older gentleman went near it to see if the mom and calf were ok. The mother stomped him to death and it's all caught on homevideo. Man if you hit a moose you mine as well kiss yer ass goodby!
Im sure theres a clip of it on the net they always show it on FOX shows like "When animals attack or Nature fights back, etc...! :(


Poor bastard I wonder if his epitath reads something like "Here lies Jeffery Hinkle stomped to death by fukin Bullwinkle" man what a ****ty ass way to go!

A bear

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020725/spr1.jpg

I would want to KO a Llama. I hate how they run...like they have a stick up their butt.

There is this well documented homevideo of a moose in downtown anchorage. It wondered into the town before dawn and kids on there way to school were peltin her and her calf with snowballz. This older gentleman went near it to see if the mom and calf were ok. The mother stomped him to death and it's all caught on homevideo. Man if you hit a moose you mine as well kiss yer ass goodby!
Im sure theres a clip of it on the net they always show it on FOX shows like "When animals attack or Nature fights back, etc...! :(


Poor bastard I wonder if his epitath reads something like "Here lies Jeffery Hinkle stomped to death by fukin Bullwinkle" man what a ****ty ass way to go!

Damn!!!

Even though we got moose walking threw the neighborhood quite often i think i wont try after all.

An anaconda.Something about those snakes worry me.

I would want to KO a Llama. I hate how they run...like they have a stick up their butt.
tina come get some ham! or a punch in the face

My boss....

He is the clip of man being killed by moose.
WARNING ITS BRUTAL. KINDA FEEL FOR THE DUMB BASTARD!!
You talkin to me *****! (http://www.alphalink.com.au/~suppn/mooses.mpeg)

When I was at college we had a moose running around our campus. It smashed through a large glass pane and walked around a cafeteria. If anyone can KO a full grown moose you get tremendous respect. Thank God we are such smart animals. Because almost all animals our size or bigger seem able to easily whoop our ass.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn!!!

Poor guy.

That does it i wont try too ko the next moose i see.

Supposedly Roberto Duran used to get hammered, go down to barns and KO horses for fun.

Man BS if he were to hit a horse it would stomp is ass in the ground! I never believed that **** one bit! Its like cow tipping man if you try to push over a 1200lbs animal it'll just get annoyed and **** you up!

http://www.mtv.com/onair/wildboyz/images/thm_main_animals.gif

A CAMEL THAT SHOOTS POOH

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hotdog anyone?

When I was at college we had a moose running around our campus. It smashed through a large glass pane and walked around a cafeteria. If anyone can KO a full grown moose you get tremendous respect. Thank God we are such smart animals. Because almost all animals our size or bigger seem able to easily whoop our ass.

LOL

u beat me to it, I was gonna say a horse but a moose is pretty much the same idea

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hotdog anyone?

What the freak is that? A pig pancake?

Yup, what is that thing?

Stop postin those nasty ass pics, man. Damn. Just give a link to it.

I would like to KO a buffalo, and an alligator. The big alligators like we got down here in Florida.

This site is about what happens when a journey man boxer meets a Hippo.

http://pauldiver.bravehost.com/

Its kind of funny so check it out.

i hate geese so id take one of them out if i could

what animal would i KO?
hmm
i think id like to take some swings at a parrot
just because people always seem to luv them and be fascinated
id like to be the first person to just walk up on a parrot
call him a *****
and then go wild on him with left hooks

I like most animals better than I do most people...I guess I'd prefer to KO the "Human Animal" if I had to pick.


Though there are a few critters that really do piss me off. Rats and mice, for one...and birds...Not sure if any of you guys even know what a Starling is, but they're an ugly brownish/blackish bird with an ugly long beak and they make a nasty noise. I shoot a few hundred every year to keep them from nesting in every hole they can find. Every morning at dawn, on the weekends, I sit outside and wait for them to wake up and start moving around. I average about 15 a day in the spring and fall.

I like most animals better than I do most people...I guess I'd prefer to KO the "Human Animal" if I had to pick.


Though there are a few critters that really do piss me off. Rats and mice, for one...and birds...Not sure if any of you guys even know what a Starling is, but they're an ugly brownish/blackish bird with an ugly long beak and they make a nasty noise. I shoot a few hundred every year to keep them from nesting in every hole they can find. Every morning at dawn, on the weekends, I sit outside and wait for them to wake up and start moving around. I average about 15 a day in the spring and fall.
when I was a kid we used to shoot rats and stray cats in the alley w/a .22 or pellet gun

I've said it before, I want to punch a manatee so bad. I just want to smash that huge nose in.

Manatee is a popular animal to beat up I think.

Personally I would like to hit one with a car and then scrape pieces of Manatee off of my winshield with my window wipers.

i would say a octapuss

honestly a cow??? becuase i heard mayorga knocked out a cow cold when he was a teenager.......but in a fantasy world i would want to get a free hit on a silverback gorilla......what would happen would be that he would take my punch then rip off my arms and repeatedly beat me down with my own arms

honestly a cow??? becuase i heard mayorga knocked out a cow cold when he was a teenager.......but in a fantasy world i would want to get a free hit on a silverback gorilla......what would happen would be that he would take my punch then rip off my arms and repeatedly beat me down with my own arms

ahahhahhaha I actually saw that happening while I read that.

silver back gorillas are one of the strongest animals in the world.....I would pay 100 bucks for a ppv of mike tyson vs a silver back gorilla

It wouldn't matter if it was Mike Tyson or Martha Stewart it would make no difference to a Siver Back.

Who do you think wins between a Silverback and a Manatee?

well i think tyson has the power to actually stun the gorilla so it does matter......if martha stewert hit the gorilla it would be like a pebble hitting the gorilla if tyson hits the gorilla full blast it would cause some severe damage

http://www.americazoo.com/kids/graphics/gorillas2.jpg

tyson's next opponent

OMG PLEASE! Stop the Tyson v. Silve Back **** its insulting lol..

There are Silver backs insulted and aggro right now at the thought that Tyson could touch them.

Personally I want revenge on a Pelican. Why?

Imagine a little 5 year old boy, with a sausage in bread from a local BBQ at the Zoo, walking along the lakes edge. A big **** off Pelican (about the same size as him) charges him, opens its beak and basically swallows the kids arm up to his armpit. I fought it off but I had lost my lunch!

Pelican 1 - Stu 0.

To this day I demand vengeance...

I would have to say a 3 toed sloth. I would use my lateral movement and unload rabbit punch combinations on it. There would be no way they could deal with my power. I can crack compared to them.

a bear or lion :D

A horse would be the toughest I think. I've heard about people breaking their hands on a horse's face. Those teeth and that jaw are made of steel almost, so I would say that would be the biggest challenge.

It is pure lies that anyone has ever knocked out a horse. That is just retarted lies.

Ive always wondered how I would fair against an Emu if we strapped a glove on its beak. Ofcourse the Emu would have to agree not to use its claws on me. But quite frankly, I think that I could KTEMUTFO!!!!.........Rockin'

It is pure lies that anyone has ever knocked out a horse. That is just retarted lies.

How could you say that?

I actually saw Conan the Destroyer knock a Camel out with my own eyes. That was as real as it gets. I am sure a Camel has just as good, if not better of a chin.

How could you say that?

I actually saw Conan the Destroyer knock a Camel out with my own eyes. That was as real as it gets. I am sure a Camel has just as good, if not better of a chin.


Although the camel has an impressive chin, it is the Camel Toe which truely captures my interest.

i wanna KO the monkey from freinds.
i would punch him several times and hurt him so bad that he feels everything but doesnt die, than when he heals id do it again.

It is pure lies that anyone has ever knocked out a horse. That is just retarted lies.


Duran used to get drunk and go down to barns and KO horses for fun.

Duran used to get drunk and go down to barns and KO horses for fun.

Did you see it personally? If not.

Retard Lies, always. Nobody used to say that they KO"d horses until that movie Blazing Saddles came out. Now all of a sudden everybody and their Grandma punched out a horse.

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Finally someone spoke! Agree with deuskie!

But to screw you all up.. go knock out a Giraffe!
Ha Ha.. Even out of Valuev's reach!

Did you read what it said under Deuskie's name. He's my *****.

Administrators please close this thread!!!
the man himself has spoken

A Kangaroo!!! Put some gloves on that thing and lets go!!!

if I were mike tyson, I would love to see how a tigers holds up to a mkie tyson left hook

Baby seal or anything that makes people go awwwww when they see it.
I wouldn't do it for me but for the ugly animals who get no love. You never se anyone walk up to a baby aligator and go awwwwww, no it's always those damn seals. Well now it's time to ugly them up a little. Let them know how it feels!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Tyson

when i was a young teen one of my friends saw a "opossum" on a fence in an ally. He was one of those kids who always acted tuff (well he realy was/is tuff as nails" any way he picked up a brick and nailed the opposum off the fence we ran over to hit and it started hissin at us so anthony picked the brick up and smashed it right in the fukin head, caved half the poor fukers head in. Damn thing hiss realy loud and just ran down the ally with half of its head smashed in. MY POINT ITS GONNA BE HARD TO KO THE VIRGINIA OPOSSUM! :eek:

Im not gonna tell you what I did but those possumes are really hard to kill.......with a stick..........a thin light stick.
Man I felt real bad after like the 50th time I hit it.....I could see him breathing still and had went to far and had to put it out of its mysery.
Anyway whats for lunch today?? :confused:

Ok so animal violence is not cool, but if say like an animal were threatening your village and you had to go out there and kick its butt, what animal do you most want to knock out.


Best Thread Ever!!

I swear to god, well actually it's the second best...

Does Mike Tyson have the mobility of Ali in the RING?. is the best thread ever

if I were mike tyson, I would love to see how a tigers holds up to a mkie tyson left hook
lolz me too... i seen tiger trainers punching them in the face hella hard when the tiger mess around... and the tiger didnt even react the tiger juss stand therre... like saying thats the best you got...

tonight I KO'd a squirrel running across the road with my mini-van

i'd like to KO an elephant

but i don't know how :p

i'd like to KO an elephant

but i don't know how :p


it's ez you just hold out some penuts and then when he goes for them you grab his trunck and toss him a mile.

i do it all the time.

How about a damn shark. Damn sharks be trying to give it to us in the water