View Full Version : Cant sleep, wont sleep.


The Noose
05-15-2006, 02:49 AM
So, i watched a bit of Braveheart, got nice and sleepy, dozed off for maybe an hour, than, im wide fukin awake. After thinking with my palm about a big girl i once knew, and all the depraved things i could have (and should have) done to her, she would have loved it, a right dirty bugger this one. After sinking into a shallow pool of dark and depressing thoughts, and realising how ****ing old i am and how im gona die without telling someone about this tramp i know who looks really cool in a stinky kinda way, I listened to everything on my ipod for hours, and eventually decided to get the **** up.

Now im watching friends.

Since wen was Rachel pregnant??? I wish Ross would punch Joey in his fat face.
I swear i could fit Rachel up my bum. She looks tiny, and having no pointy bits, or jagged edges should easily slip up my bum. Unlike Pheobe. She'd be a bloody nightmare.


WAKE UP U LAZY BASTARDS!!!
DAMN U ALL!!!


Chandler looks like a fat Elvis without the jump suit.
If i made the show, Joey would walk around wanking all the time. Monica would force Chandler to smoke heroin and pimp him out on the Las Vegas strip.
Pheobe should have a wizards long white beard, and try to hang herself with it. Ross would hide Racheal up his gorky bum, where all the dinosaurs fossils come from.

The Noose
05-15-2006, 02:58 AM
Plus, Tom Selleck would still be Magnum.

The Noose
05-15-2006, 03:11 AM
Twinkle twinkle little star, and the ABC nursery rhyme, have the same tune.

Raymond is right. Everyone loves him?? His wife is nice. I dont love him. But id poke her several times, with a fork to stop her exploding in the microwave.

They should change the name of the show to "Everyone pokes Raymonds wife with a fork".

Im starving. Goodnite homies.

* FeistyWench *
05-15-2006, 09:44 AM
So, i watched a bit of Braveheart, got nice and sleepy, dozed off for maybe an hour, than, im wide fukin awake. After thinking with my palm about a big girl i once knew, and all the depraved things i could have (and should have) done to her, she would have loved it, a right dirty bugger this one. After sinking into a shallow pool of dark and depressing thoughts, and realising how ****ing old i am and how im gona die without telling someone about this tramp i know who looks really cool in a stinky kinda way, I listened to everything on my ipod for hours, and eventually decided to get the **** up.

Now im watching friends.

Since wen was Rachel pregnant??? I wish Ross would punch Joey in his fat face.
I swear i could fit Rachel up my bum. She looks tiny, and having no pointy bits, or jagged edges should easily slip up my bum. Unlike Pheobe. She'd be a bloody nightmare.


WAKE UP U LAZY BASTARDS!!!
DAMN U ALL!!!


Chandler looks like a fat Elvis without the jump suit.
If i made the show, Joey would walk around wanking all the time. Monica would force Chandler to smoke heroin and pimp him out on the Las Vegas strip.
Pheobe should have a wizards long white beard, and try to hang herself with it. Ross would hide Racheal up his gorky bum, where all the dinosaurs fossils come from.
good lord! you must have been in a mood last night! :eek:
were you delirious from a fever or something? lmao!

i have said it before and i will say it again, "you are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity. farewell!" lol!!! ;)

armani_model
05-15-2006, 09:56 AM
Wow, ive done the same thing. Listen to everything on your mp3 player!

I do that when im feelin low about a girl :<

phallus
05-20-2006, 05:57 PM
So, i watched a bit of Braveheart, got nice and sleepy, dozed off for maybe an hour, than, im wide fukin awake. After thinking with my palm about a big girl i once knew, and all the depraved things i could have (and should have) done to her, she would have loved it, a right dirty bugger this one. After sinking into a shallow pool of dark and depressing thoughts, and realising how ****ing old i am and how im gona die without telling someone about this tramp i know who looks really cool in a stinky kinda way, I listened to everything on my ipod for hours, and eventually decided to get the **** up.

Now im watching friends.

Since wen was Rachel pregnant??? I wish Ross would punch Joey in his fat face.
I swear i could fit Rachel up my bum. She looks tiny, and having no pointy bits, or jagged edges should easily slip up my bum. Unlike Pheobe. She'd be a bloody nightmare.


WAKE UP U LAZY BASTARDS!!!
DAMN U ALL!!!


Chandler looks like a fat Elvis without the jump suit.
If i made the show, Joey would walk around wanking all the time. Monica would force Chandler to smoke heroin and pimp him out on the Las Vegas strip.
Pheobe should have a wizards long white beard, and try to hang herself with it. Ross would hide Racheal up his gorky bum, where all the dinosaurs fossils come from.


i thought i was the only one who felt like that, wlecome to my world, Guvnor

boxstarr
05-20-2006, 06:16 PM
hate them times when you cant sleep

recently i did a bad thing and thought entire life was falling apart

then...went to bed and was crazy

i thought it was time to wake up but id only been in bed an hour

Dr.Depravity
05-22-2006, 11:49 PM
i thought i was the only one who felt like that, wlecome to my world, Guvnor

LOL :D ahhh you ****ing kill me beeatch.

Crumble
05-24-2006, 07:09 PM
lol, how comes when you can't sleep all the embarrassing **** that ever has happend leaps to your mind?

Cus_Tomato
05-24-2006, 07:34 PM
When I sleep, I dream about giant Tomatoes coming to haunt me.

Exige Jr
05-24-2006, 07:36 PM
When I sleep, I dream about giant Tomatoes coming to haunt me.
Sdfu n00b, you dream about falling off large buildings into giant packets of squashy marshmellows.

The Noose
05-24-2006, 07:37 PM
When I sleep, I dream about giant Tomatoes coming to haunt me.

How long before u get bored of tomatoes and their comic essence?

I say not long.


I wonder if Cus had a cousin called Cus Potatoe? I doubt it.

EXIGE
05-24-2006, 07:38 PM
How long before u get bored of tomatoes and their comic essence?

I say not long.


I wonder if Cus had a cousin called Cus Potatoe? I doubt it.
Ill google it and get back to you Bobby. :D

The Noose
05-24-2006, 08:06 PM
Ill google it and get back to you Bobby. :D

Who is Larry Wright?
:eek:

EXIGE
05-24-2006, 08:25 PM
Who is Larry Wright?
:eek:
Boxrec him....