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Da Iceman
05-09-2006, 12:03 AM
everybody make up a rap about ricky hatton

http://allboxing.ru/bios/ricky_hatton_sm.jpg

supaduck
05-09-2006, 01:03 PM
ricky hatton is a good boxer
everyone likes him and he is a good boxer
when he fights in fights he can punch pretty hard
and he made kostya tszyu look like a tard
his dick is as big as an elephants nose
his balls are as hard as a really hard bit of steel
he can KO anyone in the welterweight division
except maybe floyd mayweather who has a vision
of a fight with ricky which he wants to win
if he loses his career will be in the bin
ricky is cool and his fights are exciting
and the guy in the other corner is always shouting
hey ricky go easy cos i want my manhood
and ricky says "no"
and he slaps his hoe
and gets in there and punches them
and they say "owww man"
ricky is ricky and he is quite good
when he doesn't train he overdoses on food
he looks fat when he does this cos he is quite fat
he eats with no forks or knives like a cat
oh ricky your good
oh ricky you like food
once upon a time in the north of manchester
ricky hatton fought a young man called lester
a right hook a left and lester hit the floor
and lesters mum (who is a chavvy big whore)
said to ricky "you naughty boy why'd you do that"
said ricky "**** off now you ugly big twat"
and lester said "ok then i'll see you later"
once upon a time ricky fought zab judah
zab's balls exploded and they smelled like tuna
zab tried to tell the ref not to stop the fight
but the ref knew it was over for the whole night
when ricky got his belt said he "im a fighter"
and then he said minge cunt ***** **** **** ****

boxstarr
05-09-2006, 04:03 PM
ricky hatton is a good boxer
everyone likes him and he is a good boxer
when he fights in fights he can punch pretty hard
and he made kostya tszyu look like a tard
his dick is as big as an elephants nose
his balls are as hard as a really hard bit of steel
he can KO anyone in the welterweight division
except maybe floyd mayweather who has a vision
of a fight with ricky which he wants to win
if he loses his career will be in the bin
ricky is cool and his fights are exciting
and the guy in the other corner is always shouting
hey ricky go easy cos i want my manhood
and ricky says "no"
and he slaps his hoe
and gets in there and punches them
and they say "owww man"
ricky is ricky and he is quite good
when he doesn't train he overdoses on food
he looks fat when he does this cos he is quite fat
he eats with no forks or knives like a cat
oh ricky your good
oh ricky you like food
once upon a time in the north of manchester
ricky hatton fought a young man called lester
a right hook a left and lester hit the floor
and lesters mum (who is a chavvy big whore)
said to ricky "you naughty boy why'd you do that"
said ricky "**** off now you ugly big twat"
and lester said "ok then i'll see you later"
once upon a time ricky fought zab judah
zab's balls exploded and they smelled like tuna
zab tried to tell the ref not to stop the fight
but the ref knew it was over for the whole night
when ricky got his belt said he "im a fighter"
and then he said minge cunt ***** **** **** ****



hahaha thats one of the most ridiculous things ive ever heard, especially the last line well done

Da Iceman
05-14-2006, 10:15 AM
hatton cant box
he cant slug either
he got a gay accent
and cant punch either
mayweather is the truth
its no denying
when hatton gets ktfo
dont be lyin

supaduck
05-14-2006, 01:12 PM
I guess Kostya Tszyu is a bum with no skills if he got stopped by Hatton :rolleyes:

Da Iceman
05-14-2006, 03:48 PM
I guess Kostya Tszyu is a bum with no skills if he got stopped by Hatton :rolleyes:
doesnt say much for judah now does it. :rolleyes: