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onikami 02-05-2005, 01:12 PM Humans. I'm from Mars. I have been watching this thing you call 'Boxing' for many decades. I have listened to your debates about who is the greatest. I have now decided to take elements of many boxers and to build a perfect fighter who will be unbeatable forever. Here is my perfect boxer:
He will be made up of the following componants:
Fist: Mike Tyson
Height: Klitchko
Face: De La Hoya (one for the ladies and men-(if your that way inclined)
Biceps: Bowe
Agility: Prince Naseem Hamid
Speed: Ricky Hatton
Endurance: Joe Frasier
Charisma: Ali.
In the interest of racial equality, the boxer will be neither black or white, but Simpsons Yellow and will be called "Mariyan" (as in from Mars and the being perfect, a twist on the German term Aryan)
Fist: David Tua
Height: Vit Klitschko
Face: James Toney
Biceps: George Foreman
Agility: Mike McCallum
Speed: Willie Pep
Endurance: Larry Holmes
Charisma: Muhammed Ali
Hurlex 02-05-2005, 02:39 PM fist:Mayorga/Hearns
height:6'0 feet (height doesnt mean anything if you dont have skills to back it up)+to much height can hurt you
face:Gatti/micky ward
biceps:Tyson/Foreman
agility:Ali
speed:Mayweather
endurance:Frazier/Holyfield(prime)
charisma:Gatti/Ali
MlLkMan 02-05-2005, 02:46 PM Fist: Mike Tyson
Height: Antonio Tarver
Face: Marco Antonio Barrera
Biceps: Tito Trinidad
Agility: Roy Jones Jr.
Speed: Manny Pacquiao
Endurance: Muhammad Ali
Charisma: Floyd Mayweather Jr.
onikami 02-05-2005, 02:47 PM What? Gatti and Toney better looking then De la Hoya? You guys need to get a sight test. Oscar is the best looking boxer around.
Konstantin 02-05-2005, 03:07 PM Fist: Cory Spinks
Height: Packman
Face: Ebo
Biceps: Butterbean
Agility: George Forman
Speed: Butterbean
Endurance: Butterbean
Charisma: Ward
its quite obvious that butterbean is the all around best fighter
onikami 02-05-2005, 03:10 PM Sorry, but never heard of Butterbean. So, your post is invalid.
{BrownBomber} 02-05-2005, 03:28 PM Fist:Julian Jackson
Height: Evander
Face: Oscar
Biceps: Roy Jones
Agility:Ricardo Lopez
Speed hands:Meldrik Taylor
Speed Feet: Pretty Boy
Endurance: Salvador Sanchez
Charisma: Jorge Paez
Chin: Julio Cesar Chavez
Heart: Lamotta
straightjab65 02-05-2005, 04:07 PM Fist: Rocky Marciano
Height: Lennox Lewis
Face: De La Hoya
Biceps: Tyson
Agility: Roy Jones
Speed: Miguel Cotto
Endurance: Bernard Hopkins
Charisma: Ali
onikami 02-05-2005, 04:42 PM Fist: Rocky Marciano
Height: Lennox Lewis
Face: De La Hoya
Biceps: Tyson
Agility: Roy Jones
Speed: Miguel Cotto
Endurance: Bernard Hopkins
Charisma: Ali
Dont really think you've seen a Marciano fight. So, think you should replace it with Tyson.
marvelous_TG 02-05-2005, 04:49 PM Fist:Julian Jackson
Height: 6'2
Face: Oscar
bicep: mike tyson
Agility:naseem hamed
Speed hands:Meldrik Taylor
Speed Feet: muhammed ali
Endurance: rocky marciano/trinidad
Charisma: oscar
Chin: lamotta,hagler,cobb
Heart: marciano,holyfield
onikami 02-05-2005, 05:01 PM Fist:Julian Jackson
Height: 6'2
Face: Oscar
bicep: mike tyson
Agility:naseem hamed
Speed hands:Meldrik Taylor
Speed Feet: muhammed ali
Endurance: rocky marciano/trinidad
Charisma: oscar
Chin: lamotta,hagler,cobb
Heart: marciano,holyfield
Yep, for agility, Hamed is top choice.
marvelous_TG 02-05-2005, 05:03 PM Yep, for agility, Hamed is top choice.
What would you have changed about my list.
onikami 02-05-2005, 05:14 PM What would you have changed about my list.
For Chrisma, its got to be Ali. Oscar has the looks. But there has never been anyone better than Ali for personality/character/charisma.
For Endurance, its the Thriller in Mannila Frasier that just seems unmatchable. Obviously, Ali also lasted the rounds, but he provides the character of the perfect boxer we are creating.
rocco1252 07-24-2005, 06:48 PM Fist: Ernie Shavers
Height: George Foreman
Face: Jones Jr
Bicep: Holmes
Agility: Leonard
Speed: Mayweather
Endurance: Gatti
Charisma: Ali
Zab Super Judah 07-24-2005, 07:16 PM Fist:Julian Jackson
Height: Evander
Face: Oscar
Biceps: Roy Jones
Agility:Ricardo Lopez
Speed hands:Meldrik Taylor
Speed Feet: Pretty Boy
Endurance: Salvador Sanchez
Charisma: Jorge Paez
Chin: Julio Cesar Chavez
Heart: Lamotta
i dont understand why u guys choose dlh as face..ahha wouldnt u choose a mean looking dood for a face? or is it for the ladies?
rocco1252 07-26-2005, 09:08 PM Onikami why do you criticize peoples answers when you asked the question? It's there perfect boxer you already told us yours?
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