View Full Version : If Cheryl Tweedy asked you (adult topic)...


!! Anorak
04-24-2006, 05:43 PM
... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...


... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?





http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/cheryl_tweedy/Cheryl_Tweedy_009.jpg

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"


In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

El Guapo
04-24-2006, 05:48 PM
... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...


... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?





http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/cheryl_tweedy/Cheryl_Tweedy_009.jpg

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"


In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

she is extremely hot, but no, anything to do with a anus is outta bounds for me!

Oasis_Lad
04-24-2006, 06:05 PM
id do it im easy going :cool:

GMaster
04-24-2006, 06:07 PM
i dk it would really depend on the phone size

Oasis_Lad
04-24-2006, 06:08 PM
... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...


... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?





http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/cheryl_tweedy/Cheryl_Tweedy_009.jpg

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"


In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

ashley would love that

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63647

!! Anorak
04-24-2006, 06:11 PM
****= 0/10
tweedy 10/10

:D

I ****in' LOVE Cheryl Tweedy, man.

Oasis_Lad
04-24-2006, 06:16 PM
:D

I ****in' LOVE Cheryl Tweedy, man.

she's sublime in all departments

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/723e53aa.jpg

Shanus
04-24-2006, 06:21 PM
Maybe, depends on the phone size..
She's teh sex.

Oasis_Lad
04-24-2006, 06:25 PM
Maybe, depends on the phone size..
She's teh sex.

id love to giver her a 3 day dripper pbds special :cool:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/f68f9b66.jpg

blockhead
04-24-2006, 06:27 PM
i would stick a phonebooth up my ass for a night with her.

Shanus
04-24-2006, 06:38 PM
i would stick a phonebooth up my ass for a night with her.

Haha.. how about a telephone pole?

blockhead
04-24-2006, 06:40 PM
Haha.. how about a telephone pole?
sure why not, i would be worried about splinters though.

!! Anorak
04-24-2006, 06:47 PM
Her and Cole should record a home movie then release it on the net.

GMaster
04-24-2006, 06:58 PM
i never saw her before hell yes

TheHoff!
04-24-2006, 07:30 PM
Nah I wouldnt do that. Imagine if it got stuck and you had to go to hospital with a phone up your arse... :o

I'd probably be a sly bastard and ask for half the payment in advance before I did the dirty deed. I'd negotiate a blowjob beforehand and video the action on my phone, then tell her theres no way anything is ringing inside my ring. At that point I'd send her off home to her batty boy boyfriend and go off and sell copies of her giving me a blowjob on ebay :D

Scottie2Hottie
04-24-2006, 09:07 PM
i dunno, is it a motorola razor or one of those gigantic eighties cell phones?

i might do it just so i can have a laugh when you hear CCR's "lookin out my backdoor" ringtone when she calls.

Da Iceman
04-24-2006, 10:19 PM
it would have to be the slvr phone then i would do it cuz im not sticking no 12 inch thick phone up my ass.

The Noose
04-27-2006, 09:39 PM
she is extremely hot, but no, anything to do with a anus is outta bounds for me!

Even taking a poo?

Or some sodomy??

Watever floats ur boat buddy. :confused:

The Noose
04-27-2006, 09:43 PM
Sticking a phone up ur arse is soooo 90's.




Id stick a phone up my arse, but have it switched off. That would show her!

"Who's laughing now Tweedy?!! The phone buried up my arse is switched off!!! HA!"

Run
04-27-2006, 09:54 PM
i would stick a phonebooth up my ass for a night with her.

That's the funniest post I've ever read.

Flabulous
08-03-2011, 08:56 PM
Yes, yes I would.

Enzo Mc is SHIT
08-15-2011, 02:27 PM
Looks like Zack's found out what you've been doing with his phone.

http://www.wareground.com/images/400/throwback_thursday_motorola_dynatac_the_zack_morri s_phone.jpg

katsidis
08-21-2011, 07:48 PM
Yeah if it was a normal mobile but if it was one of these things... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r3nlkt9uvk4/R06Weqp33AI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jjywmzAYANQ/s320/cell-phone-old-big-4%255B1%255D.jpg

:ugh::ugh:

Control-
08-21-2011, 08:24 PM
i'd **** her little twiglet legs off

weltercelt
09-05-2012, 06:38 AM
shes a BBC slut