... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...


... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?





http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/cheryl_tweedy/Cheryl_Tweedy_009.jpg

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"


In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...


... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?





http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/cheryl_tweedy/Cheryl_Tweedy_009.jpg

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"


In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

she is extremely hot, but no, anything to do with a anus is outta bounds for me!

id do it im easy going :cool:

i dk it would really depend on the phone size

... delete this one if it's too risque, gang, but...


... if Cheryl Tweedy asked to stick a mobile phone up your ass so she could have fun ringing it (under the proviso that you were GUARANTEED a shag with her after).

Would you do it? And if you got a wrong number and it was from a bloke, would that make you gay?





http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/cheryl_tweedy/Cheryl_Tweedy_009.jpg

"Wi ay, man, let us put a fooon up ya wee divnae!"


In fact, if she asked me to get bummed by Cole (lucky BASTARD!) and guaranteed a shag I'd have to think twice...

ashley would love that

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63647

****= 0/10
tweedy 10/10

:D

I ****in' LOVE Cheryl Tweedy, man.

:D

I ****in' LOVE Cheryl Tweedy, man.

she's sublime in all departments

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/723e53aa.jpg

Maybe, depends on the phone size..
She's teh sex.

Maybe, depends on the phone size..
She's teh sex.

id love to giver her a 3 day dripper pbds special :cool:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/f68f9b66.jpg

i would stick a phonebooth up my ass for a night with her.

i would stick a phonebooth up my ass for a night with her.

Haha.. how about a telephone pole?

Haha.. how about a telephone pole?
sure why not, i would be worried about splinters though.

Her and Cole should record a home movie then release it on the net.

i never saw her before hell yes

Nah I wouldnt do that. Imagine if it got stuck and you had to go to hospital with a phone up your arse... :o

I'd probably be a sly bastard and ask for half the payment in advance before I did the dirty deed. I'd negotiate a blowjob beforehand and video the action on my phone, then tell her theres no way anything is ringing inside my ring. At that point I'd send her off home to her batty boy boyfriend and go off and sell copies of her giving me a blowjob on ebay :D

i dunno, is it a motorola razor or one of those gigantic eighties cell phones?

i might do it just so i can have a laugh when you hear CCR's "lookin out my backdoor" ringtone when she calls.

it would have to be the slvr phone then i would do it cuz im not sticking no 12 inch thick phone up my ass.

she is extremely hot, but no, anything to do with a anus is outta bounds for me!

Even taking a poo?

Or some sodomy??

Watever floats ur boat buddy. :confused:

Sticking a phone up ur arse is soooo 90's.




Id stick a phone up my arse, but have it switched off. That would show her!

"Who's laughing now Tweedy?!! The phone buried up my arse is switched off!!! HA!"

i would stick a phonebooth up my ass for a night with her.

That's the funniest post I've ever read.

Yes, yes I would.

Looks like Zack's found out what you've been doing with his phone.

http://www.wareground.com/images/400/throwback_thursday_motorola_dynatac_the_zack_morri s_phone.jpg

Yeah if it was a normal mobile but if it was one of these things... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r3nlkt9uvk4/R06Weqp33AI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jjywmzAYANQ/s320/cell-phone-old-big-4%255B1%255D.jpg

:ugh::ugh:

i'd **** her little twiglet legs off

shes a BBC slut