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ikillyourfamily
04-13-2006, 09:53 AM
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nobody on this site can beat me, i am too fast and too good! i punch ur mother like as if she was saying hey punch me!

TheHoff!
04-13-2006, 10:20 AM
Hahaha... pure comedy!

IAMTHEGREATEST
04-13-2006, 10:32 AM
hahaha what a joke, ha ima post some **** like that but iam the real deal

ikillyourfamily
04-13-2006, 10:34 AM
hahaha what a joke, ha ima post some **** like that but iam the real deal
my friend donald hoskins u r the suckest, put a picture of bottle in sig and say "Suck, thats me donald hoskins too!"

TheHoff!
04-13-2006, 10:55 AM
Can I write the script for your next home movie? I've got some great ideas...you could say things like "I am the second coming of Ivan drago, only with skinny arms...i punch your mothers fanny so hard she cough up ovaries... i punch you much times until you have only few brain cells left, yet you still have more than me so I punch you more."

Sttuddahboy619
04-13-2006, 11:05 AM
That's funny...It's a good way to start my morning with a laugh!

nelsoncm
04-13-2006, 11:10 AM
Don't keep looking at your opponent's balls when you're punching buddy!

Kid Achilles
04-13-2006, 11:16 AM
I thought he was going to fight one of his friends or something. Lame!!

Hector_pickle
04-13-2006, 11:44 AM
God dammit Sir you have arms like a young Arnold

Manfredo Jr
04-13-2006, 11:54 AM
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nobody on this site can beat me, i am too fast and too good! i punch ur mother like as if she was saying hey punch me!
what a wanker , u have some stuter you must of said baby at least ten times. loser

FeelTheA-Force
04-13-2006, 11:56 AM
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nobody on this site can beat me, i am too fast and too good! i punch ur mother like as if she was saying hey punch me!

it luks like tony blitz?

NaThBoiii
04-13-2006, 01:18 PM
Is this guy being serious or something?

Rockin'
04-13-2006, 02:06 PM
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nobody on this site can beat me, i am too fast and too good! i punch ur mother like as if she was saying hey punch me!

Your going to punch my mother, now that sounds like a real tough guy.

Rockin' :boxing:

boxstarr
04-13-2006, 03:20 PM
poor kid :(

SovietExpress
04-13-2006, 03:33 PM
I dont understand why so many people ive seen pictures of on this forum are so skinny , a lot of there arms lack a lot of muscle, not just this guy, My arms are big like Arnold so they become bulky and slow but they arn't small......why does this guy even try...........he looks like one of those types that talks the talk , and as soon as he gets into the ring he hits the mat...i've seen it happen so often in canada especially those guys usually never make it past the 2 day free trial......at the boxing club..

abdiel2k3
04-13-2006, 03:42 PM
nobody on this site can beat me, i am too fast and too good! i punch ur mother like as if she was saying hey punch me!
Lol
2 fukin funny

El Guapo
04-13-2006, 03:54 PM
wtf, strap my arms behind my back, i still win. people shouldnt encourage him with laughter lmao!

SlightlyStoopid
04-13-2006, 04:37 PM
well most people dont want to be too bulky, its boxing dude not weightlifting, but yeah this dude is a joke.

eazy_mas
04-13-2006, 05:16 PM
They must put some advisory on boxing like WWE so people like them wont try it out.

Have you ever looked in the mirror before doing this an laughed ar yourself.


Dont try boxing at home go to a suitable Gym.

tebe6sm
04-13-2006, 05:18 PM
he reminds me of the slow kid from million dollar baby

roosta
04-13-2006, 05:25 PM
he reminds me of the slow kid from million dollar baby

:lol1: :lol1:

opethdrums
04-13-2006, 05:56 PM
this guys head is the size of a watermelon. oh how i'd like to hit it with a baseball bat

kayjay
04-13-2006, 06:07 PM
Can I write the script for your next home movie? I've got some great ideas...you could say things like "I am the second coming of Ivan drago, only with skinny arms...i punch your mothers fanny so hard she cough up ovaries... i punch you much times until you have only few brain cells left, yet you still have more than me so I punch you more."


I never laughed harder on boxingscene than I did at this post. great job.

Kid Achilles
04-13-2006, 06:19 PM
OMG I just realized he doesn't even have boxing gloves on! They look more like winter gloves I'd wear into a snowball fight.

El Sniper
04-13-2006, 06:26 PM
That graffiti on that one wall made it look so ghetto. It made Iraq look like Beverly Hills. He looked like he was trying to punch an invisible midget. If I was that invisible midget, I would run. LMAO!

ricecrispi
04-13-2006, 06:38 PM
this guy can't beat up my mom.

my mom would kick this guys ass so fast he think he went diarrhea twice.

Spinz
04-13-2006, 07:17 PM
that geeza's arms were hilarious.

Undefeated
04-13-2006, 07:47 PM
Damn son.....


What a joke. Skinny ass dude. I would put you to sleep with my jab. You gotta take off your face tho.. That **** is hideous.

YZ125
04-13-2006, 08:08 PM
Damn son.....


What a joke. Skinny ass dude. I would put you to sleep with my jab. You gotta take off your face tho.. That **** is hideous.
dude why the hell are you calling every one "son"?
im the same age as you :D

opethdrums
04-13-2006, 09:15 PM
i call my brother son cuz he shine like one

SovietExpress
04-13-2006, 09:27 PM
i call my brother son cuz he shine like one

Originally Posted by spinal
Can I write the script for your next home movie? I've got some great ideas...you could say things like "I am the second coming of Ivan drago, only with skinny arms...i punch your mothers fanny so hard she cough up ovaries... i punch you much times until you have only few brain cells left, yet you still have more than me so I punch you more."


That was my first time quoting so it might not work out, and is that some kind of insult towards Russians or people with accents we dont all speak like that you know, at least I dont believe I do. I don't type like that. I believe I am good at writing English.

Undefeated
04-13-2006, 09:42 PM
dude why the hell are you calling every one "son"?
im the same age as you :D



Im not calling anyone son. Im just saying "Son". Ni99a you confusing me! :rolleyes: lol

TheHoff!
04-13-2006, 09:57 PM
That was my first time quoting so it might not work out, and is that some kind of insult towards Russians or people with accents we dont all speak like that you know, at least I dont believe I do. I don't type like that. I believe I am good at writing English.
I didn't mean to take the piss out of all Russians...just him. I was just imitating how he speaks and not how Russian in general speak...and yeah your english is good. :)

Hunna
04-14-2006, 02:08 AM
I didn't mean to take the piss out of all Russians...just him. I was just imitating how he speaks and not how Russian in general speak...and yeah your english is good. :)

i needed that post to make me feel a little better about my self!
i was trembling when i saw those guns!
seriously, this is guy must be kidding!
the sad thing is, that he isnt one of a kind... there would be alot of keyboard warriors like him on this site.
boxingscene shouldnt have banned him, he should have his own comedy forum, where he gives tips e.g. tips on how to buff up while maintaining blistering speed.
ill give him 3 out of 10, for his transcript, his transcript was flawless, he must of practice for hours, day and night to perfect that speech.

eazy_mas
04-14-2006, 02:15 AM
Russians and Chinise learn other laugues very fast that they perfect it accent too.

Hunna
04-14-2006, 03:21 AM
Russians and Chinise learn other laugues very fast that they perfect it accent too.

sorry bro, i quoted the wrong post, my post had nothing 2 do with accents or languages... my post was entirely on the poof in the tough guy vid. sorry if anyone was offended

YZ125
04-14-2006, 07:22 AM
Im not calling anyone son. Im just saying "Son". Ni99a you confusing me! :rolleyes: lol
now im confused :p

Kayo
04-14-2006, 03:05 PM
Im pretty sure my mom could take you

yrrej
04-14-2006, 03:13 PM
With your farts....

fraidycat
04-14-2006, 04:50 PM
Whoa. That video is insane. It has to be a joke.

I love when he's saying, "I'm too strong, baby. You feel that?" and he's out of breath already.

roosta
04-14-2006, 06:46 PM
Whoa. That video is insane. It has to be a joke.

I love when he's saying, "I'm too strong, baby. You feel that?" and he's out of breath already.

i noticed that too.. :rofl:

"im too fast... baby :boxing: " :crackhead

sleazyfellow
04-14-2006, 07:28 PM
i think we found a guy who can really challenge msytyal2k5 and really test him, i mean, if this guy can beat joe frazier and u and ur freind i wonder what kinda damage he could do to him...mayb even a ring death who know!! :boxing:

opethdrums
04-14-2006, 08:51 PM
nobody on this site can beat me, i am too fast and too good! i punch ur mother like as if she was saying hey punch me!

http://www.phallic.org/bowldick.jpg

Hunna
04-18-2006, 02:59 AM
Whoa. That video is insane. It has to be a joke.

I love when he's saying, "I'm too strong, baby. You feel that?" and he's out of breath already.

I am still laughing! after a week its been posted on here.

sleazyfellow
04-18-2006, 03:16 AM
the guy who posted it must b heartbroken...but yeah i never seen sumone move as fast!! look at dat, look at that BABY! ive added this thread in my favorites for a laugh everynow n then...

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 07:10 AM
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FeelTheA-Force
04-19-2006, 09:02 AM
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THIS LITTLE ****. IS TONY BLITZ.

I REPEAT THE GUY IN THE VID IS TONY BLITZ.

MODS PLEASE BANN HIM PERMANENTLY !!!

RAESAAD
04-19-2006, 09:05 AM
Wow what a ****ing dip ****.......Am I the only one that sees he could be dropped instantly with any number of punches.I would prefer a left hook to the side of the head on this guy personally. :D

FeelTheA-Force
04-19-2006, 09:07 AM
Wow what a ****ing dip ****.......Am I the only one that sees he could be dropped instantly with any number of punches.I would prefer a left hook to the side of the head on this guy personally. :D

THIS GUY IS TONY BLITZ.

TONY BLITZ IS FROM CANADA.

RAESAAD
04-19-2006, 09:08 AM
THIS GUY IS TONY BLITZ.

TONY BLITZ IS FROM CANADA.
I doubt that but yes he is from Canada.

FeelTheA-Force
04-19-2006, 09:09 AM
I doubt that but yes he is from Canada.

WHY do you doubt that ??

this guy is a twat. he should banned. every post is spam
he talks **** basically

Schifoso
04-19-2006, 09:14 AM
THIS GUY IS TONY BLITZ.

TONY BLITZ IS FROM CANADA.
And he's from Germany. :lol1:

WHY do you doubt that ??

this guy is a twat. he should banned. every post is spam
he talks **** basically

Kind of like you're doing now? :rolleyes:

FeelTheA-Force
04-19-2006, 09:22 AM
And he's from Germany. :lol1:



Kind of like you're doing now? :rolleyes:

not really. coz from his accent his sounds canadian.
i suggest you keep your mouth shut.

Schifoso
04-19-2006, 09:23 AM
not really. coz from his accent his sounds canadian.
i suggest you keep your mouth shut.
Wow, I didn't know Arabic(what the guy is) accents sound the same as Canadian... :lol1: :rolleyes:

FeelTheA-Force
04-19-2006, 09:25 AM
Wow, I didn't know Arabic(what the guy is) accents sound the same as Canadian... :lol1: :rolleyes:

stop defending his ass. you deserve to be incarcerated

RAESAAD
04-19-2006, 09:28 AM
WHY do you doubt that ??

this guy is a twat. he should banned. every post is spam
he talks **** basically
He is my e-son I will defend him to the death.

Schifoso
04-19-2006, 09:29 AM
stop defending his ass. you deserve to be incarcerated
:bottle: :bottle:

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 09:44 AM
i am weigh 2 good, so much speed inbelevable

ron123186
04-19-2006, 10:24 AM
i am weigh 2 good, so much speed inbelevable

more vids, your too funny

supaduck
04-19-2006, 10:25 AM
learn how to spell, you bearded french fried ****** :)

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 10:29 AM
i am weigh 2 good, so much speed inbelevable


Your way to funny. Do you wear those snow mittens when you fight too. Well, maybe Im being to forward. He may live in antarctica where its really cold and you need to wear mittens inside. When you fight with them do you take off that little elsatic band with the clips that clip onto your jackets sleeves so that you dont lose them. :)

I have never been beaten up by somebody wearing snow mittens. Way too funny, such big snow mittens.

Rockin' :boxing:

Hunna
04-19-2006, 11:15 AM
i am weigh 2 good, so much speed inbelevable

HES BACK! Back from being BANNED!
hes got me out of my depressed state, life without people like him would be boring.I still laugh histerically at that video.
have u got any advice man for me?
I lack confidence, u dont seem to lack any, so do u have any advice?

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 11:20 AM
HES BACK! Back from being BANNED!
hes got me out of my depressed state, life without people like him would be boring.I still laugh histerically at that video.
have u got any advice man for me?
I lack confidence, u dont seem to lack any, so do u have any advice?


Get some snow mittens that you can fight in. They make you REAL tough. Maybe they are like magic snow mittens. When you put them on you can suddenly fight like Joe Louis or Roy Jones. Next we will see him with his magic cup on. Put this cup on and then you will have big balls to throw with the most elite in the world. With the cup and the mittens I would say that the guy would be invincable!!!!
Rockin' :boxing:

Hunna
04-19-2006, 11:44 AM
guys, want more comedy read " lookin4achamp?'s" other posts.
Btw Rockin, i heard if i put the snow mittens on, Joe Frazier cant even beat me!!!

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 11:46 AM
They are magic mittens indeed. Try to get the magic cup aswell. Although you may want to find a fresh/new one.

That dudes a freak
Rockin' :boxing:

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 12:48 PM
rockin u r fake champ not real like me. u and sniper shud come here then we see who best champ in the forum world championship

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 12:51 PM
Where is here and what is your weight and who is sniper?

Rockin' :boxing:

rocco1252
04-19-2006, 12:52 PM
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nobody on this site can beat me, i am too fast and too good! i punch ur mother like as if she was saying hey punch me!
WHAT A JOKE HAHA

El Sniper
04-19-2006, 12:54 PM
rockin u r fake champ not real like me. u and sniper shud come here then we see who best champ in the forum world championship

Hey stupid. Keep my name out of your mouth. Don't try and call me out because when I do go to Germany for the second time, I'll have the video of me beating your little ass on BS faster than you can say baby. Please believe.
;)

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 01:02 PM
i will fite u all royal rumble at once and we see who champ is

El Sniper
04-19-2006, 01:04 PM
i will fite u all royal rumble at once and we see who champ is

Whatever man. You look like you have AIDS. Royal Rumble? Now your just being retarded. Goodbye!

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 01:08 PM
Whatever man. You look like you have AIDS. Royal Rumble? Now your just being retarded. Goodbye!
u bck out so soon? we not even fight! come to germany then championship and you can leave

wahhutch9
04-19-2006, 01:12 PM
Comedy at its absolute finest :lol1: :loser:

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 01:13 PM
I love my mother dearly, as I know you do. Understand, just yesterday I promised my mother that I would quit slapping retards. I love her dearly an henseforth must decline you gracious offer of me cramming my fist down your throat. LMFAO :bukkake:

Rockin' :boxing:

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 01:15 PM
I love my mother dearly, as I know you do. Understand, just yesterday I promised my mother that I would quit slapping retards. I love her dearly an henseforth must decline you gracious offer of me cramming my fist down your throat. LMFA :bukkake:

Rockin' :boxing:
rockin stop talkin, u r an idiot like stephen hawking

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 01:17 PM
Your good dude, LAO(just a lil bit). Keep 'em swinging eh? See ya............

Rockin' :boxing:

ron123186
04-19-2006, 01:45 PM
i think look4achamp has a better chance doin stand-up comedy lol

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 02:01 PM
He belongs in ThunderDome. He could be the resident sparring partner. If your ever bored and want to vent some **** come fight with this guy.

I say that whatever his name is should be named resident sparring partner for Thunder Dome.


Rockin' :boxing:

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 02:11 PM
He belongs in ThunderDome. He could be the resident sparring partner. If your ever bored and want to vent some **** come fight with this guy.

I say that whatever his name is should be named resident sparring partner for Thunder Dome.


Rockin' :boxing:
u r no real g like me

supaduck
04-19-2006, 02:30 PM
i kill u lookin4achamp1111 :p :p 4dfas

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 02:31 PM
i kill u lookin4achamp1111 :p :p 4dfas
supaduck more like supasuck, i am so much gooder then u

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 02:40 PM
u r no real g like me

Im sure that I am not a G. Im an S, as in Setting you on your ass.


And by the way, what weight are you?

Rockin' :boxing:

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 03:15 PM
Im sure that I am not a G. Im an S, as in Setting you on your ass.


And by the way, what weight are you?

Rockin' :boxing:
i am 152 pounds of hard mussul

El Sniper
04-19-2006, 03:18 PM
i am 152 pounds of hard mussul

Learn how to spell muscle then grow some.

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 03:22 PM
Learn how to spell muscle then grow some.
http://myspace-278.vo.llnwd.net/00637/87/20/637810278_l.jpg


u dont want none. so much power, so much speed, so much too much everything. i am so good u all know that

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 04:09 PM
i am 152 pounds of hard mussul

In the smaller picture you looked older, **** your just a punk kid. Your funny though, so its all good.

Rockin' :boxing:

+= El Jefe=+
04-19-2006, 04:16 PM
hahahaha you look like you can get split in to by just a decent jab. lol i like your stands too big target with your arms not even protecting you.

Rockin'
04-19-2006, 04:17 PM
hahahaha you look like you can get split in to by just a decent jab. lol i like your stands too big target with your arms not even protecting you.

Good call, he is open for that. Dig that body and the stickman will fall.

Rockin' :boxing:

abdiel2k3
04-19-2006, 04:19 PM
Lol
2 fukin funny
even if it is tony
who cares
he aint actin like what he was acten when he got banned
and this **** is hillarious
so leave the champ alone
Lol
his power is way too mich unbeleivable

i still cant get over the
"i punch your mother like if she said hey punch me!"
Lol

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 04:20 PM
i got 99 problems but beating rockin ain't one

Southpaw Stinger
04-19-2006, 04:42 PM
i am 152 pounds of hard mussul

152? **** your small!

lookin4achamp?
04-19-2006, 05:15 PM
152? **** your small!
what u gonna do, when champion so good fighter come 4 u? u run cuz i am so good! the fast, the power, the total package!

fraidycat
04-19-2006, 05:48 PM
Where do you box? I'm sure one of us is close enough to you that we could arrange a beating. I mean, a meeting. You might want some better gloves, though.

Kid Achilles
04-19-2006, 07:43 PM
What's your training program champ?

What does one do on a daily basis in order to achieve such fitness and that undeniable state of cold blooded ferocity? When you say you'll kill me, I believe it! Yet your deft movements hint at spartan discipline and years of experience. As I watch you exhibiting those hooks in your video (I was surprised to learn that it was shot in real time, upon first watching I thought "that has to be sped up!"), I see long hours in the gym throwing combinations before a mirror; sweat, tears and even blood dripping down from your fierce eyes. I say to myself, this is no savage, no natural born killer; this is an intelligent man who has transformed his body into a weapon, an indestructable instrument of death. I know that if I ever crossed you, if I were to steal one of your magnificent gloves or perhaps throw a fistful of hardened cat feces at you, as german children are known to do, I would be slain instantly and without mercy.

With great reverence I ask, how did you reach this pinnacle of savage professionalism?

Southpaw Stinger
04-19-2006, 08:40 PM
what u gonna do, when champion so good fighter come 4 u? u run cuz i am so good! the fast, the power, the total package!

Are u a star treck fan?

Gio
04-19-2006, 09:39 PM
Champ, post a vid of u on the heavy bag...

Lets see the "power and very much speed" :lol1:

Hunna
04-20-2006, 03:19 AM
What's your training program champ?

What does one do on a daily basis in order to achieve such fitness and that undeniable state of cold blooded ferocity? When you say you'll kill me, I believe it! Yet your deft movements hint at spartan discipline and years of experience. As I watch you exhibiting those hooks in your video (I was surprised to learn that it was shot in real time, upon first watching I thought "that has to be sped up!"), I see long hours in the gym throwing combinations before a mirror; sweat, tears and even blood dripping down from your fierce eyes. I say to myself, this is no savage, no natural born killer; this is an intelligent man who has transformed his body into a weapon, an indestructable instrument of death. I know that if I ever crossed you, if I were to steal one of your magnificent gloves or perhaps throw a fistful of hardened cat feces at you, as german children are known to do, I would be slain instantly and without mercy.

With great reverence I ask, how did you reach this pinnacle of savage professionalism?

thats deep. where did u get ur grammatical pro-ess from?

abdiel2k3
04-20-2006, 04:36 AM
Champ, post a vid of u on the heavy bag...

Lets see the "power and very much speed" :lol1:
best idea
i cant even imagine him hittin a bag

lookin4achamp?
04-20-2006, 05:44 AM
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i am a so good rapper

FeelTheA-Force
04-20-2006, 05:51 AM
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i am a so good rapper

i would probably ko you with my ****test JAB

lookin4achamp?
04-20-2006, 05:53 AM
i would probably ko you with my ****test JAB
come to germany then we see who champ 4 real, i take u arm and brake it then u say "sorry u r the best"

eazy_mas
04-20-2006, 07:33 AM
Your Turkish living in Germany.

Maybe World Cup fever or you need some hit in the head to realise that people are laughing at you. Get a job!

GET A JOB!!!!! Very FAST!!!

abdiel2k3
04-20-2006, 02:58 PM
good damn
he can rap aside from the boxing skill?
fukin tight
whats next?????