... for the best rap song about Wlad. Brief and humorous rap is very much appreciated.

Why do you continue to spam with your gay facination?

This thread doesn't belong in here.

Can't you find that oiled up photo of Wlad and keep it to yourself.

Unreal.

wlad is wack you can ask vitali
he sucks too it aint even funny
them brothers
prolly jack off each other
now give me my points
coz its a hot joint

Why do you continue to spam with your gay facination?

This thread doesn't belong in here.

Can't you find that oiled up photo of Wlad and keep it to yourself.

Unreal.


Bozo, you see GAYS everywhere. Go see a psychiatrist.

wlad is wack you can ask vitali
he sucks too it aint even funny
them brothers
prolly jack off each other
now give me my points
coz its a hot joint


While diss songs are appreciated, no distastefull **** is allowed.

its the truth

its the truth

you know it is not...

just messin with you

We all know Wlad's his stamina will fade
It's too bad Bozo's never been laid
Although the brothers probably wack each other off
It's not my fault their attracted to the ****
So gimme that 200 mill
Cuz we all know this was ill

hahh

We all know Wlad's his stamina will fade
It's too bad Bozo's never been laid
Although the brothers probably wack each other off
It's not my fault their attracted to the ****
So gimme that 200 mill
Cuz we all know this was ill

hahh


Account # 15?

This has got to be an new record in the field of 'has nothing better to do'

if you're going to say I have nothing to do take a look at yourself searching through vids to post vids of fighters he hates getting knocked out. I might keep coming back to this site, but you're a ****in dork.

We all know Wlad's his stamina will fade
It's too bad Bozo's never been laid
Although the brothers probably wack each other off
It's not my fault their attracted to the ****
So gimme that 200 mill
Cuz we all know this was ill

hahh

The first part is really good, though the second part sucks a bit. I will announce the winner after a couple of days. You still have the chance to fix the second part. LOL.

In any case, I will let other people submit their raps.

if you're going to say I have nothing to do take a look at yourself searching through vids to post vids of fighters he hates getting knocked out. I might keep coming back to this site, but you're a ****in dork.


Do you use the time walking home from work to think about the new email account names needed to re register everytime you're banned?

The only dork is the guy who doesn't get the message he's too immature to post on this site.

Your need to come back here everytime you get banned speaks for itself.

the young klitco is weak
he reminds me of a faded out sisco
in order to get his stamina hot u need some serious cysco
boy got bad stamina cause he eatin nabisco snacks.
i rapped on that sorry boy how u like that.
that boy wont catch a title even if he had the little gun from men and black
jus face it wlad its a fact.
and i dont wanna hear no i didnt get alot of title chances cause i aint black



whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

wlad and good thats an oxymoron
if you like him you're definitely a moron
wlad wladwlad bad bad bad and i mean nasty
like your girlfriend's *****
my bad your boyfriends ****
give me that **** coz my **** done rock

Do you use the time walking home from work to think about the new email account names needed to re register everytime you're banned?

The only dork is the guy who doesn't get the message he's too immature to post on this site.

Your need to come back here everytime you get banned speaks for itself.
I don't feel like getting into a flaming war with the resident laughingstock so do us all a favour and **** off, after all all you do is 'talk boxing'.

Dork.

I don't feel like getting into a flaming war with the resident laughingstock so do us all a favour and **** off, after all all you do is 'talk boxing'.

Dork.


Right, because talking boxing is the main reason you've made 15 ALT accounts to come back here right?

You just get banned again anyway, why waste your own time?

can i have my points now :mad:

is the resident laughingstock saying something? Anyways, let's rappp

The smaller Klit is a clit
it's too bad hes been havin fits
in everyone of his last fights
now hes fighting under the german lights
and byrd's gonna get paid
it's too bad bozo aint ever been laid
cuz he wouldnt be making random gifs about stupid ****
this guy....what a DICK!

can i have my points now :mad:


i will announce the winner in a couple of days; i will probably split the points among top 2-3 raps; is this ok?

wlad and good thats an oxymoron
if you like him you're definitely a moron
wlad wladwlad bad bad bad and i mean nasty
like your girlfriend's *****
my bad your boyfriends ****
give me that **** coz my **** done rock
dude ur rap seriously sucks

didnt he say no DISTASTEFUL **** allowed :rolleyes:

dude ur rap seriously sucks

who gives a **** what you think?

anyone else?

i will announce the winner in a couple of days; i will probably split the points among top 2-3 raps; is this ok?


good enough :)

the future, the present, the new IBF champ
just knocked Chris Byrd out like a lamp
you say his chin is like a piece of glass
well it just cant prevent him from bustin that ass
a left and right and a hook ends byrd life
nobody can hear the cheer over his screaming wife
so say what you wish on this silly little forum
as always with the smallest amount of decorum
cause he aint russian, hes ukrainian still
the heavyweight champion, the new king of the hill.

Who’s the man with the sly grin that makes fans divided/
Who’ll make Byrd look like a midget when he stands beside him/
But once got knocked out by wind turbulence from a tricycle/
Others fighters run... Wlad just gets on his bicycle/
Or maybe hugs and smothers you/
While wishing he could take a punch like his brother do/
Still, you cant deny his hand speed/
Lightning jabs and hooks to make mans bleed/
Everyone concurs, Wlad’s technically gifted/
Shame his chins so ****ing **** kid/
Plus I know his stamina’s lacking too/
After round 5 watch him get snapped in two/
But it’s ok though, with his skill he might.../
Knock out Byrd who punches like it’s a pillow fight/

Who’s the man with the sly grin that makes fans divided/
Who’ll make Byrd look like a midget when he stands beside him/
But once got knocked out by wind turbulence from a tricycle/
Others fighters run... Wlad just gets on his bicycle/
Or maybe hugs and smothers you/
While wishing he could take a punch like his brother do/
Still, you cant deny his hand speed/
Lightning jabs and hooks to make mans bleed/
Everyone concurs, Wlad’s technically gifted/
Shame his chins so ****ing **** kid/
Plus I know his stamina’s lacking too/
After round 5 watch him get snapped in two/
But it’s ok though, with his skill he might.../
Knock out Byrd who punches like it’s a pillow fight/


LOL LOL LOL

LOL LOL LOL
he had time to do that **** though

when wlad was in school he thought he was a jock
but he was really that transvestite suckin eddie murphies ****
everytime he step up he get knocked down
the man chris byrd bout to beat that ass to the ground
that chin is plastic
he should retire
by the twelth round he will perspire
he got no stamina
he will not last
by the time byrd done ali could whoop that ass
wlad think he the **** just because he's tall
his height means nothing cuz he gon fall like em all
i want my 200 mil even though this rhyme sucks
why is it when somebody challenges wlad he always ducks

We gave this guy too much credit on Boxingscene/
He got knocked the **** out and blamed it on vaseline
It seems he never has enough gasoline to fuel his supply/
Corrie got him in two and Lamon got him in five
He's 45 and 3 all 3 losses by knockout/
No heart,that ain't what a champ supposed to be about
Must be ****ty, you clowns thought he could rule/
But this fool couldn't even crawl back to his stool
How could he lose? He's got power, he's 6'6/
But it's easy to lose when you're 6 feet 6 inches of ****
No your bro was good he was a man/
But he did what he did because he was able to stand
Unlike you who can't help but fall/
Fell and didn't get back up as far as i could recall
This month it's true you may just win/
Unless the small Chris Byrd crushes your styrofoam chin
Sorry Emanuel he ain't gonna unify the title/
That title won't be unified for a long while
So don't waste your time waiting for it to arrive/
Just get your fighter off the canvas, he has already began his demise

That's what i got, you prolly should split the money but its up to you, thanks for the oppurtunity

We gave this guy too much credit on Boxingscene/
He got knocked the **** out and blamed it on vaseline
It seems he never has enough gasoline to fuel his supply/
Corrie got him in two and Lamon got him in five
He's 45 and 3 all 3 losses by knockout/
No heart,that ain't what a champ supposed to be about
Must be ****ty, you clowns thought he could rule/
But this fool couldn't even crawl back to his stool
How could he lose? He's got power, he's 6'6/
But it's easy to lose when you're 6 feet 6 inches of ****
No your bro was good he was a man/
But he did what he did because he was able to stand
Unlike you who can't help but fall/
Fell and didn't get back up as far as i could recall
This month it's true you may just win/
Unless the small Chris Byrd crushes your styrofoam chin
Sorry Emanuel he ain't gonna unify the title/
That title won't be unified for a long while
So don't waste your time waiting for it to arrive/
Just get your fighter off the canvas, he has already began his demise

That's what i got, you prolly should split the money but its up to you, thanks for the oppurtunity
that was kinda good.

that was kinda good.

Thank you very much I try.

that was kinda good.

it was good but he said brief. i was tryin to go with everything he said :)

it was good but he said brief. i was tryin to go with everything he said :)

But there is just so much bad to say about Wlad haha.

wlad never really paid attention in school
the ***** is so stupid he dont know how to get off his stool
but thats alright its okay
he's gonna get knocked out anyway
wlad's got no heart
his chin is glass
that baby from nepal could whoop his ass
his cardiovascular is really low
why the **** you think he moves so slow
if byrd loses this fight it will be sad
whats he gonna say a big clit whooped his ass

^^^Not bad
Where'd I get all these points from, thanks if someone donated them

do another one and i will too.

I'll wrote another verse tomorrow I'm tired as fuk now

it was good but he said brief. i was tryin to go with everything he said :)
what about mine?

It's hard to be brief when talking about Wlad

It's hard to be brief when talking about Wlad
yeah you should just be joe and if they don't like it well 2 bad

klit there it is
i said i go again
someone's back in my kitchen and
klit, sugarland
they say he's flyin' in
and she's young
and she's a-big, i said
a-klit there it is
yes, come on
she seems to know it all
you know girls, how you get
when you're 18 and small
you gotta know everything
there is to know and
sometimes ya dis your friends
and thank their mmmm
klit there it is
i say you know it, girl
you can't hide nothin' a-when
you're on the down-low
tell me bout, i said
a-sure she goes again
she slides, baby, she can
slide a-right in a-with ya
klit there it is
i said, there she goes again
tell me sometimes when the sure thing's
around the bend
thought that we had
something to begin
but i'll tell you right now
it's closing in
on me sometimes, i'm sure we can
forgive and forget that ***** is his
yes, i'm sure we can go on and on
but sometimes it's just
klit there it is... :D

wlad unfiy the titles, thats a joke/
boxing fans idols, they must smoke/
youd have to blaze crack/
wlads only on his back/
put down the rock, realize this fact/
wlad aint going anywhere, except the mat
byrd'll beat em, thats no lie/
pour water on his chin, hed probably die/
lying in his coffin thiking about his brother/
who can actualy take a punch and recover/
while wlad would just smother/ afraid of byrds featherweight power.

Hello James Toney, my names Wlad/
Don't like me 'cus i'm white? Well that's too bad../
My brother tells me I have the heart of Evander/
But James keeps saying I got laid out by that white boi Corrie Sanders/
My bro keeps saying I dominate at heavy-weight/
So I guess you can call me the Rooster/
Even though I got stopped by that celibate/
That they call Lamon Brewster/
My boxing career is coming to an end, but I guess I shouldn't cry/
Maybe bet against myself, Chris Byrd TKO9.

wlad unfiy the titles, thats a joke/
boxing fans idols, they must smoke/
youd have to blaze crack/
wlads only on his back/
put down the rock, realize this fact/
wlad aint going anywhere, except the mat
byrd'll beat em, thats no lie/
pour water on his chin, hed probably die/
lying in his coffin thiking about his brother/
who can actualy take a punch and recover/
while wlad would just smother/ afraid of byrds featherweight power.
that was good.

wlad's got the worst chin in the division
thats a fact
if a fly landed on it
it wouldve broke that
wlad thinks he's the best heavyweight
but that can never be
as long as its a ***** around named james toney
byrd might not have a big punch
but if he throws a bunch
it'l hurt wlad much
unified champion
never gonna happen
his stamina's so low its like seeing foreman in action

is the resident laughingstock saying something? Anyways, let's rappp

The smaller Klit is a clit
it's too bad hes been havin fits
in everyone of his last fights
now hes fighting under the german lights
and byrd's gonna get paid
it's too bad bozo aint ever been laid
cuz he wouldnt be making random gifs about stupid ****
this guy....what a DICK!

LOL

75000000.00 points donated to Smokin' successfully!

We gave this guy too much credit on Boxingscene/
He got knocked the **** out and blamed it on vaseline
It seems he never has enough gasoline to fuel his supply/
Corrie got him in two and Lamon got him in five
He's 45 and 3 all 3 losses by knockout/
No heart,that ain't what a champ supposed to be about
Must be ****ty, you clowns thought he could rule/
But this fool couldn't even crawl back to his stool
How could he lose? He's got power, he's 6'6/
But it's easy to lose when you're 6 feet 6 inches of ****
No your bro was good he was a man/
But he did what he did because he was able to stand
Unlike you who can't help but fall/
Fell and didn't get back up as far as i could recall
This month it's true you may just win/
Unless the small Chris Byrd crushes your styrofoam chin
Sorry Emanuel he ain't gonna unify the title/
That title won't be unified for a long while
So don't waste your time waiting for it to arrive/
Just get your fighter off the canvas, he has already began his demise

That's what i got, you prolly should split the money but its up to you, thanks for the oppurtunity


Though I don't agree on the contents, I have to keep my word --


100000000.00 points donated to JoeTheRock7 successfully!

,,,


... and the last 25 mils go to Mystykal for repeated attempts...

25000000.00 points donated to mystyal2k5 successfully!

Ok, 200 mils have been rewarded. Thread is closed.

come on man i tried more times then mystyal.

i ahd the tightest verse there haha. but it was a sweet thread lots of funny ****. i say someone start up another one lol.

We should have the next dis rap thread on James Toney... It would be cool. Once I have enough points, I will post it.

James Toney, ur a phoney, u need to train for boxing and put down the balonni, stop eating that fast food, first time u face a good heavyweight ur getting smashed dude. U need to stop putting trainning ONNN HOLD and getting a ride and shoving ur face at MCDONNNALDS, ur becoming a disgrace, i lost respect for u the first time u threw a punch and ur titties smacked u in the face.

haha

James Toney, ur a phoney, u need to train for boxing and put down the balonni, stop eating that fast food, first time u face a good heavyweight ur getting smashed dude. U need to stop putting trainning ONNN HOLD and getting a ride and shoving ur face at MCDONNNALDS, ur becoming a disgrace, i lost respect for u the first time u threw a punch and ur titties smacked u in the face.

haha
:haha: That rap is a perfect 10. :D

:haha: That rap is a perfect 10. :D

what can i say,lol.