Which fast food gives you the worst shits [Archive]

The Fix

01-27-2005, 11:13 PM

the worst for ****s is those trucks they drive past the workplace. you know what iam talkin about if you are in constuction etc. anyway right now i work part time payin for schooling and i work making pallets(sp?) and there is atruck that sells burritos and what not, those things will keep you ****ing for hours same goes for the chimichungas(sp?).

Dr.Depravity

01-27-2005, 11:45 PM

If you ever need to be "cleaned out" make sure you get the king sized onion rings with your combo meal from BK. It works like clockwork. You also get some pretty mean gas.

SonnyG8R

01-28-2005, 08:33 AM

If you ever need to be "cleaned out" make sure you get the king sized onion rings with your combo meal from BK. It works like clockwork. You also get some pretty mean gas.

lol, the mashed potatos with gravy at kfc do the same for me.

neils7147933

01-28-2005, 08:46 AM

No White Castle in your area?

They don't call them 'sliders' for nothing...

SonnyG8R

01-28-2005, 08:50 AM

you're right.

White Castle and their southern equivalent "Krystals" are both pretty bad.

jack_the_rippuh

01-28-2005, 08:54 AM

Ever heard of a fast-food chain called doo-doo kingdom?

jabsRstiff

01-28-2005, 09:25 AM

Though I haven't had one for a decade.....nothing had quite the high-colonic effect like a Burger King breakfast.

The grease coated croissant sandwich....slick hash brown....& Ex-Lax blend of junk coffee....were just too undigestable for my system to even hope to cling to.
It was all effortless. In my mouth, & then right outta me.
A nice break for jabsRstiff's sphincter.

.::|ULTIMATE|::.

01-28-2005, 09:42 AM

Mr. Chaus CHinese food. They hook u up.

abdiel2k3

01-28-2005, 10:15 AM

taco bell
this stuff not only comes out looken worse and smellen worse
it leaves me feelen worse too

Chups

01-28-2005, 10:44 AM

BurgerKing...they give you the oldest burgers thats why they're cheap. Ate there one time and had a stomach ache...never will again. :cool:

Explosivo

01-28-2005, 10:55 AM

Great topic Sonny
:p

I have to go with Taco Bell, but Burger King is a close second. Whenever I eat at either of these places I have to take a **** about half hour after I finish my meal. I dont know what it is about this stuff that makes you have to **** so bad?

Chups

01-28-2005, 12:30 PM

I really like Tacobell don't care if its dirty... :D

And because of this thread that's what ima have for lunch today...there's one close by. :eek:

knuckz

01-28-2005, 01:22 PM

TB i justhad some this sunday and i still have a bad stomach aid... :(

{BrownBomber}

01-28-2005, 01:38 PM

the only thing i can eat at taco smell and be safe is the chicken quesadilla.

julDilla

01-28-2005, 01:41 PM

Great topic Sonny
:p

this is an awful thread..what kind of man in the right mind wants to know what gives u the ****s :D

{BrownBomber}

01-28-2005, 01:43 PM

Mr. Chaus CHinese food. They hook u up.
i no PUNK *****!!!

bigdlb12

01-28-2005, 01:55 PM

Carl Jr's, Jack in the box and Whataburger all pretty much do it for me, but we dont have too many Carl Jr's

They all make me splatter all up on the wall and toilet

Chups

01-28-2005, 02:48 PM

Just had my tacobell lunch!! meal #1 supreme burrito with supreme taco and a drink. Fire sauce is da bomb. (but needs to be more hotter) :D

SonnyG8R

01-28-2005, 04:43 PM

this is an awful thread..what kind of man in the right mind wants to know what gives u the ****s :D

lol, well since my **** don't stink I thought it was a good topic.

SonnyG8R

01-28-2005, 04:45 PM

I had Chef Boyardee Ravioli for lunch today. Spent half the afternoon in the can. :( :p

The Fix

01-28-2005, 04:55 PM

Just had my tacobell lunch!! meal #1 supreme burrito with supreme taco and a drink. Fire sauce is da bomb. (but needs to be more hotter) :D

if i ordered that i wouldnt make it home. id probably be ****ing till it hurts.

PBDS

01-28-2005, 05:34 PM

No White Castle in your area?

They don't call them 'sliders' for nothing...

...Ahh the old white castle burgers!!

.::|ULTIMATE|::.

01-28-2005, 05:51 PM

i no PUNK *****!!!

hahahaha .

Chups

01-28-2005, 06:14 PM

if i ordered that i wouldnt make it home. id probably be ****ing till it hurts.

I'm just glad I took 2 hrs off from work today..right when I got home I did it....damn, I need to change my vote. :D

The Fix

01-28-2005, 06:20 PM

I'm just glad I took 2 hrs off from work today..right when I got home I did it....damn, I need to change my vote. :D

your guts hurt dont they

Atwa_66

01-28-2005, 06:30 PM

The Fix

01-28-2005, 06:34 PM

Chups

01-28-2005, 06:38 PM

your guts hurt dont they

It didn't give me any trouble...just kinda noticed that it was extra slippery today. :D

The Fix

01-28-2005, 06:44 PM

It didn't give me any trouble...just kinda noticed that it was extra slippery today. :D

give it some time

phallus

01-28-2005, 10:49 PM

Taco Bell by far. We went on a school trip last year, and we stopped for lunch at Taco Bell. I oredered the 10 tacos, and it was cheap as hell, Now I know why. They tasted great, and all was good untill like an hour later. Taco Bell assaulted my stomache for the next 3 hours. Damn, it was defnitely worth it though, you can't beat Taco Bell

you're lucky u didn't drink half a bottle of Wild Turkey with that, i promise you wouldn't leave the ****ter. Reminds me of the time i ate six bean burritos and drank half a 26 of Wild Turkey. **** man, the next day it smelled like old mexico in my room and i was stuck in tha ****ter all day

TheFairPole

01-29-2005, 02:14 AM

Everytime I get a shake or a malt I really get runny ass! Usually I just get done eating and then it starts to rumble! :D

abdiel2k3

01-29-2005, 03:07 AM

off the fast food topic
i love hot cheetos
but man
every now n then
those ****s give me the ****s like no other
im like ****
that **** is fowl

mr. bojangles

01-29-2005, 03:12 AM

som tam definitely.

pimpin2

01-29-2005, 11:51 AM

White Castles with a doubt

trephination

01-29-2005, 12:28 PM

taco bell!!!!!!!!!

boxing fan

01-30-2005, 07:22 PM

One time I crapped my pants eating a coney dog at Red's Drive-In.

The Fix

01-30-2005, 07:28 PM

off the fast food topic
i love hot cheetos
but man
every now n then
those ****s give me the ****s like no other
im like ****
that **** is fowl

i love those hot cheetos but so far no ****s :cool:

leff

01-30-2005, 07:38 PM

No doubt, specy kebab makes my tummy shake

fist-of-fury

01-30-2005, 10:53 PM

Here's a weird news:

In a December demonstration against the opening of a McDonald's in the Mediterranean town of Sete, France, about 500 protesters, using a homemade catapult, bombarded the restaurant with fresh catches of the area's delicacy - OCTOPUS!!!

Now that's one warm welcome! :p

LuKahnLi

01-31-2005, 09:42 AM

McDonalds....that stuff hurts going down AND going out.

SonnyG8R

01-31-2005, 07:26 PM

McDonalds....that stuff hurts going down AND going out.

lol, McDonalds makes your butt feel like a flame thrower.

The worst ever is that breakfast sandwich the McGriddle.

I do like their frys though.