Think about it... Vitali's 6'7. That must be some major hosepipe he's packing down there. Maybe that's why Ruiz is always holding - he's psychologically unbalanced by the deep-rooted knowledge that he's lacking in the shorts department.

Just imagine - if you had an elephant's trunk you'd be more sure of yourself, wouldn't you?

The less you have, the more woman you are.

Think about it... Vitali's 6'7. That must be some major hosepipe he's packing down there. Maybe that's why Ruiz is always holding - he's psychologically unbalanced by the deep-rooted knowledge that he's lacking in the shorts department.

Just imagine - if you had an elephant's trunk you'd be more sure of yourself, wouldn't you?


WTF!?!?!

on a side note I forgot I even bet you. You want to up it?

I can't, unfortunately - all my cash is reserved for the other bets.

Why? Its not like your dick is doing the punching.

Anorak, man. You post do make me laugh. They really do. :D

thanx guys this post has me and my lab mates ROFL :D

"it's not like yer dick does the punchin" LMFAO :D :D

Remember Vitali is white.

Why? Its not like your dick is doing the punching.

Yes it does.

Remember Vitali is white.

LMFAO yeah if Vitali were a shine it would be shootin body shots! :o

hahaha wtf

:D Can't stop laughing at this thread.

Your dick doesn't have anything to do with your confidence inside the ring :p Inside the motel room maybe?

Sometimes it does, Holyfield is so confidenet even at his age. His 10 ex wives can tell you.

watch out for that uppercut to the chin. That **** aint a glove.

8====D :eek:

By the way, Golota is a MASTER at taking away someones confidence.

watch out for that uppercut to the chin. That **** aint a glove.

8====D :eek:

lmao!!!!! thats funny

A devistating blow to the mid section.

If it aint big enought you get a 1 pt deduction for low blows

Is this that new sport, Dick Boxing?

Is this that new sport, Dick Boxing?
lmao
riDICKulous thread
sweet ass avtar big

watch out for that uppercut to the chin. That **** aint a glove.

8====D :eek:


LMFAO!! HAHAHAHA

good K for you

Remember Vitali is white.


....Not to claim to be a meat gazer or anything but in my experience that whole large african johnson thing is a myth. In my days in Gym class in high school I would say that there is basically no difference between the size of units. My school was 50/50 in the race ratio and my Gym classes included about 100 guys. That is a long held myth. I will say that the occasional freakishly large penis does seem to belong to the African american male, but on average the size difference is not as the myth would have you believe.

I am confident because my **** is 6 inches



























AROUND! :cool:

I am confident because my **** is 6 inches



























AROUND! :cool:


around 6 inches? :D

Would you be a more confident boxer if you had a big d**k?

Would you be a more confident lover if you had boxing ability?

I'm sure it's all relative.

What's a shine?

Would you be a more confident lover if you had boxing ability?

I'm sure it's all relative.

What's a shine?A racist term.

As for the relevance of the thread... come on, Vitali must have a foot in there. I reckon Wlad's lacking, that why his chin is weaker.

Damn you mooks.

A shine is a derogatory name for a black person. Eyeh8 loves to throw that **** around casually for some reason. He doesn't understand that it's 2005 and being racist is so 60's.

I am confident because my **** is 6 inches



























AROUND! :cool:do you know that a dollar bill is 6" long or short, to make anyone out there feel better. I am only at 14" :rolleyes: only in my dreams

Okay you guys caught me...I'm really only 3 inches.





























FROM THE GROUND!!!!

:cool:

Think about it... Vitali's 6'7. That must be some major hosepipe he's packing down there. Maybe that's why Ruiz is always holding - he's psychologically unbalanced by the deep-rooted knowledge that he's lacking in the shorts department.

Just imagine - if you had an elephant's trunk you'd be more sure of yourself, wouldn't you?


YOU ARE GAY.......

I'm not gay! Bring your mother and your sister down here and I'll show you how gay I am!

I'm not gay! Bring your mother and your sister down here and I'll show you how gay I am!
sounds interesting
he should bring some cameras too
nice!!!!

im guess there in store for some sort of fashion make-over

I'm not gay! Bring your mother and your sister down here and I'll show you how gay I am!


Needlepoint and baking cookies with his mother and sister won't convince us otherwise Anorak... ;)

Needlepoint and baking cookies with his mother and sister won't convince us otherwise Anorak... ;):) LOL!

I was, of course, quoting Lennox in that TV studio with Rahman

I guess this gives a new meaning to the term "low blow"?

A haymaker with your babymaker?*






















* apologies for the low quality of that gag.

Straight down the pipe. The wind pipe that is.

A haymaker with your babymaker?*






















* apologies for the low quality of that gag.




Made me laugh

Think about it... Vitali's 6'7. That must be some major hosepipe he's packing down there. Maybe that's why Ruiz is always holding - he's psychologically unbalanced by the deep-rooted knowledge that he's lacking in the shorts department.

Just imagine - if you had an elephant's trunk you'd be more sure of yourself, wouldn't you?

Actually Vitali never looks confident in the ring... so if what ur saying is true he must have be really small no? :D

around 6 inches? :D

isnt that average? thats what i thought.

Is this that new sport, Dick Boxing?


:D Damn, if this is the case then fighters must be very very careful not to turn their backs against their opponents :p and they must be recquired to wear Butt HOLE protectors. :rolleyes:

:D Can't stop laughing at this thread.

Your dick doesn't have anything to do with your confidence inside the ring :p Inside the motel room maybe?

For real! What a question! If that had ANYTHING to do with it, even remotely, poor female boxers would be up **** creek, now wouldnt they? :D

isnt that average? thats what i thought.

its actually 5.5 so you can feel a lot better now. :D

its actually 5.5 so you can feel a lot better now. :D

You guy's crack me up! :D You'd think that all those title belts werent meant to wear about their waistes!

For real! What a question! If that had ANYTHING to do with it, even remotely, poor female boxers would be up **** creek, now wouldnt they? :DLaila Ali has big knockers... hence the same rule applies.

Do boxing shorts come in extra schlong?

That's it I'm not going to read this rediculous thread any schlonger!

Laila Ali has big knockers... hence the same rule applies.

Hey, thats no laughing matter!! She could seriously hurt someone with those puppies!!! :eek: :D

:D Damn, if this is the case then fighters must be very very careful not to turn their backs against their opponents :p and they must be recquired to wear Butt HOLE protectors. :rolleyes:
LMAO, yep, maybe this way John Ruiz might stop holding as much and start turning his back, but we'll let http://www.hbo.com/boxing/img/askharold_landing_190x168.jpg be the judge of that

isnt that average? thats what i thought.
depends on who you ask, i have heard 4-7 inches, but on an average is about 5"

depends on who you ask, i have heard 4-7 inches, but on an average is about 5"
5"
My God!!!!
what kinda Monsters are you guys?????????
i hope this is a joke
5" amazin...

depends on who you ask, i have heard 4-7 inches, but on an average is about 5"

wait, that's 5 inches at rest?

By far the craziest thread I've seen yet...comes in right above that "why are there no gay boxers" thread a while back! :D

By far the craziest thread I've seen yet...comes in right above that "why are there no gay boxers" thread a while back! :DI know, what idiot starts these?

well dont be surprised when u see
"why are there no gay boxers with huge confident dicks?"

I know, what idiot starts these?
hes not an idiot so much as a ***

its actually 5.5 so you can feel a lot better now. :D


o i feel great now

well dont be surprised when u see
"why are there no gay boxers with huge confident dicks?"

Or "How many boxers had sex changes"!! At this site, with these folks, theres no telling whats gonna pop up next on these forums! :D One reason I like it here ;)

hes not an idiot so much as a ***

Hey, look at all of us replying, even those that are 'dickless' :D what does that say about us? :confused:

Hey, look at all of us replying, even those that are 'dickless' :D what does that say about us? :confused:
awwww
tracey are you dickless?
all you have to do is ask
lmao

Or "How many boxers had sex changes"!! At this site, with these folks, theres no telling whats gonna pop up next on these forums! :D One reason I like it here ;)Tell that to Rick - I'm surprised it's not been moved yet.

awwww
tracey are you dickless?
all you have to do is ask
lmao

Yep, last time I checked! Awwww, you mean you'd let me borrow yours?? You always did say the sweetes things :D

Tell that to Rick - I'm surprised it's not been moved yet.

Give him time :D

Tell that to Rick - I'm surprised it's not been moved yet.

hes not cofident enough to do it :D

Yep, last time I checked! Awwww, you mean you'd let me borrow yours?? You always did say the sweetes things :D
lmao
im just a caring kinda guy
but i dont know if u can borrow it for too long
it seems to be allergic to ya
whenever it sees ya
it swells up

lmao
im just a caring kinda guy
but i dont know if u can borrow it for too long
it seems to be allergic to ya
whenever it sees ya
it swells up

lol, you've used that line on me before..but no worries, it never grows old..it's still funny as hell to me! :D

lol, you've used that line on me before..but no worries, it never grows old..it's still funny as hell to me! :D
i know i used it on u b4
and it wont stop me from usin it on ya again
and again
and again
over n over
lol

i know i used it on u b4
and it wont stop me from usin it on ya again
and again
and again
over n over
lol

Promise?

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Promise?

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I Do
lmao

I Do
lmao

wonderful! Gotta go, behave ole funky one! It's been fun, as usual, and it's also been a while since we chatted!

wonderful! Gotta go, behave ole funky one! It's been fun, as usual, and it's also been a while since we did this!
it has
but i think the wait was worth
was it as good for u
as it was for me?

it has
but i think the wait was worth
was it as good for u
as it was for me?

Definately good , you know it !! ;)

Why? Its not like your dick is doing the punching.



ha ha, before every big ppv now the ref should just pull out a ruler and have the fight decided that way :D talk about a ****fight

ha ha, before every big ppv now the ref should just pull out a ruler and have the fight decided that way :D talk about a ****fight

Lol I can see Richard Steele being the perfect referee

Lol I can see Richard Steele being the perfect referee


better yet, Ron Jeremy, they whip theirs out and one guy is 1/2" bigger and then Ronny whips his out and they both just leave the ring and go home

ROFLMAO! That is some funny stuff Anorak!

A confident ****er.