Ok, this guy is trying to sell rings over the internet that apparently, permanately stop aging, and will turn you immortal, and you will live forever. He swears it's the truth, and he even has it patented, funny as hell, you gotta read.

http://www.alexchiu.com/

Hey, nice of him to show you how to make your own mortality ring. And the way he warns you how if you make it wrong you'll be "sick within hours". Damn that's funny...

Lmao, immortality ring? sounds good, where can I get mine? :rolleyes:

You know when Ponce De Leon Came to Florida he was searching for the mythical fountain of youth . Of course he never found it but he did find hundreds of beautiful cool clear springs that dot the Florida landscape. When he returned to Europe he brought with him thousands of bottles of the water and sold it as fountain of youth water.

Wasn't it PT Barnum who said "There's a Sucker Born Every Minute". lol :p

My favourite scam is those ointments they sell in the back of Rolling Stone and other mags that's supposed to make you irresistible to women. Wonder how many desperate 15 year-old boys they get with that one (and no, in case you're wondering, I wasn't one of them :D ).

i need to get one of those. a life ring huh? lol, i like it :p

Ok, this guy is trying to sell rings over the internet that apparently, permanately stop again, and will turn you immortal, and you will live forever. He swears it's the truth, and he even has it patented, funny as hell, you gotta read.

http://www.alexchiu.com/


...Sounds better than those damn decoder rings that used to come in the cereal boxes.

...Sounds better than those damn decoder rings that used to come in the cereal boxes.

lol :D dude i remember those things, that deserves karma but it says i cant give to you again yet

lol :D dude i remember those things, that deserves karma but it says i cant give to you again yet


....Thanks, I just sent you some for the thought.

Yeah, but they want you to wear these things 8-10 hours a day, and the website he made is so sloppy and fake, the rings are huge chunks of metal magnets, very funny

lol :D dude i remember those things, that deserves karma but it says i cant give to you again yet

Yeah me too. My kids are now at that age where they pick out cereal not based on what kind they like, but what the prize inside is. lol, I guess we all did that at one time. :p

After the first 300 years the wearers of such rings become Golems.

After the first 300 years the wearers of such rings become Golems.


:eek: Oh damn! Forget it then i don't wanrt one. :p

I want THE RING where a decomposing long-haired girl comes crawling out! :eek:

I want THE RING where a decomposing long-haired girl comes crawling out! :eek:You have to wait, the Ring part 2, comes out later this year.

unless your like me and think THE RING is **** and
wont care if 10 more films of it are released.

now bow down and kiss the ring :D