View Full Version : Haven't Had an Arguement About Religion in a While.


LuKahnLi
01-21-2005, 05:48 PM
So I will start us off.

To those who read the bible. You do realize that today's bible was compiled in large part by the Romans. Those who KILLED Jesus right?

WWJD? I agree. Jesus was completely anti-establishment. He was like a hippy. Turning water to wine so he and his friends good get drunk and hang out with hookers. Even better, he told the Religious institutions of his time that they were full of ****. This is an example we all should follow.

Boxerdog
01-21-2005, 05:50 PM
Nothing there to argue with.

Boxerdog
01-21-2005, 05:52 PM
What kind of twisted sadistic Jewish **** do you suppose came up with the idea for circumcision?

LuKahnLi
01-21-2005, 05:54 PM
What kind of twisted sadistic Jewish **** do you suppose came up with the idea for circumcision?

They are a desert people. SO maybe he said.

Damn, I really hate getting sand stuck in my foreskin. How can I.....what would happen if I just.......OOOOOOOOWWWWWW! I better get really drunk to do this.

He became the only man in his tribe not to get sand stuck in his tip. So everyone figured he was wise and did as he did.

elveiel
01-21-2005, 05:55 PM
What kind of twisted sadistic Jewish **** do you suppose came up with the idea for circumcision?

:eek: :confused:

Just thinking about it makes me cringe!!

LuKahnLi
01-21-2005, 05:59 PM
:eek: :confused:

Just thinking about it makes me cringe!!

Glad I can't remember mine.

Its funny you should mention that. In the early christian church (when women were priests) there was a huge division over whether new converts, many of which were fully grown men, should have to be circumcised. Paul was the one who said they should not have to.