0-2. My mate Sue gave me a caning last night.

damn, maybe next time

They're not sanctioned bouts, I was just flicking her with a tea towel and she knocked me on my ass.

Don't feel bad,

My wife's grandma punched me in the head for saying that my wife's cousins eye makeup was hot. Oh, and they were 11 at the time.

Anorak, why are you so convinced that Eastman will win this match? You seem to be going all or nothing for it!

Don't feel bad,

My wife's grandma punched me in the head for saying that my wife's cousins eye makeup was hot. Oh, and they were 11 at the time.That's some crazy **** you got going on there. What's your overall record?

There's a ten-year-old kid who rides his bike up and down my street all the time - I might up my record by KTFO.

I think you should ask your friend out. I mean you really need protection from the real world and your mate sue sure sounds like one who can defend you from it. :D Especially with you betting on Eastman an Williams :D