this here site is where any non brits can ask words they wish to learn and limeys can post up any words they wish to divulge

it may vary dialectually though, as london gets a lot first, but other words stay regional

this here site is where any non brits can ask words they wish to learn and limeys can post up any words they wish to divulge

it may vary dialectually though, as london gets a lot first, but other words stay regional
great thread! get posting people! :D ;)

great thread! get posting people! :D ;)


have any requests???

how about the word pikey.....common slang for a gypsy, or gippo as you might know them


especially the irish ones

hence any rowdy irish people around here are quickly dismissed as pikeys

have any requests???

how about the word pikey.....common slang for a gypsy, or gippo as you might know them


especially the irish ones

hence any rowdy irish people around here are quickly dismissed as pikeys
are gypsies usually irish?

i've been asking bobby peru and s****** to tell me some limey slang (any and all) but they have not been very helpful.
i did learn slapper though. lol! :D ;)

are gypsies usually irish?

i've been asking bobby peru and s****** to tell me some limey slang (any and all) but they have not been very helpful.
i did learn slapper though. lol! :D ;)


irish are caricatured as drunken brawling, leprechaun chasing pikeys , yes lol

pikeyism is , some would argue, the last acceptable form of racism in these, possibly the worlds most accepting, islands

irish are caricatured as drunken brawling, leprechaun chasing pikeys , yes lol

pikeyism is , some would argue, the last acceptable form of racism in these, possibly the worlds most accepting, islands


slapper
slag
tart
slut


all pretty similar

tosser = w***er

divie=daft,thick,stupid,dum

tosser = w***er
tosser=wanker?

my guvna's got a gammy back
and his missus was butters!
a rite minger!

u twonk i love'd a bit a tha misses and u went up the apples and pears with a' u berk!!

What does chum mean guys?

define daft?

What does chum mean guys?
Chum is like a friend. But I wouldnt walk up to my friends and say "hello chums" unless I was feeling in a stupid mood. Usually its used as a negative term. If 2 people are good friends and you wanna take the piss, you say "chum" to describe them.

Any Americans, what the **** is a "freshman"/"freshmen"?

define daft?
Daft is stupid or idiotic. Its slang though, so dont go writing it in essays. :D

Chum is like a friend. But I wouldnt walk up to my friends and say "hello chums" unless I was feeling in a stupid mood. Usually its used as a negative term. If 2 people are good friends and you wanna take the piss, you say "chum" to describe them.

Any Americans, what the **** is a "freshman"/"freshmen"?
ih high school:
9th grade is the first year of high school and they are referred to as freshmen. a first year college student is also referred to as a freshman.

Whit the **** ar ye on about, get ta **** wi at ****, ya ****in eejit ye.

thats a load of ol' cobblers

thats a load of ol' cobblers
Old people, and thanks for clearing up freshman.... but what if you're a gal?

Freshgal. :D

Old people, and thanks for clearing up freshman.... but what if you're a gal?

Freshgal. :D
lol. clearly that wasn't MY quote.
tho i am an old person.


anyway...freshmen = males and females

ol cobblers.....rubbish

as in stop talking rubbish

butters....ugly in the face

minger....ugly girl

Wat the frig is a brit???

Do any of the limey scum here remember the expression "moody ripper"?

Or "Moose" wen refering to an ugly girl.


Wen i was 14/15 they were common language among me and my peers.

I am sure it has already been mentioned but I learned at my company X-Mas party recently that the rest of the UK see the Welsh as sheep shaggin tayyf cunts....and Blacks in America think they have it bad.... :eek: :lol1:

I am sure it has already been mentioned but I learned at my company X-Mas party recently that the rest of the UK see the Welsh as sheep shaggin tayyf cunts....and Blacks in America think they have it bad.... :eek: :lol1:

yeah, thats a funny sterotype.

yeah, thats a funny sterotype.
I also learned Loch is like a lake right?

I also learned Loch is like a lake right?

yes scotland has all the best lochs
loch lomond and loch ness

I am sure it has already been mentioned but I learned at my company X-Mas party recently that the rest of the UK see the Welsh as sheep shaggin tayyf cunts....and Blacks in America think they have it bad.... :eek: :lol1:

Its a joke. No one takes the sheep welsh thing seriously.
















But they are shep shaggers.......the lot of 'em.

anyone with any welsh blood in london gets quite a lot of stick (the mickey taken out of them)

nob = penis?

nob = penis?


yup


ed is too short. Please leng

Hahaha, boxstarr, when Matt first came to Riddlesdown hahaha. **** was so funny...

For those who dont know what im talking about, some Welsh kid came to our high school, and looked exactly like Harry Potter, so we used to take the piss all the time it was ****ing funny...

The sheep shagging thing is funny as hell too. A local football team had to go and play in the biggest Welsh stadium, "The Millenium Stadium" and all the fans took inflatable sheep to wave about, to wind all the Welsh fans up... pretty funny ****...

But as I explained in another post, England > Scotland & Wales, technically.

Hahaha, boxstarr, when Matt first came to Riddlesdown hahaha. **** was so funny...

For those who dont know what im talking about, some Welsh kid came to our high school, and looked exactly like Harry Potter, so we used to take the piss all the time it was ****ing funny...

The sheep shagging thing is funny as hell too. A local football team had to go and play in the biggest Welsh stadium, "The Millenium Stadium" and all the fans took inflatable sheep to wave about, to wind all the Welsh fans up... pretty funny ****...

But as I explained in another post, England > Scotland & Wales, technically.


:rolleyes: here we go again!

so let's get back on track shall we...
i need some more slang! :D

div=stupid person

muppet=a foolish person

can't be arsed = can't be bothered?

can't be arsed = can't be bothered?

yeah thats right

gay-blade= a really gay person

here's a link
dictionary of slang

http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/a.htm

gay-blade= a really gay person
lmao! i use to say that when i was a kid (back in the early to mid '70s) :D

gay-lord=so gay he is lord of gays

are gypsies usually irish?

i've been asking bobby peru and s****** to tell me some limey slang (any and all) but they have not been very helpful.
i did learn slapper though. lol! :D ;)
when ????? ask away sweet thang

I am sure it has already been mentioned but I learned at my company X-Mas party recently that the rest of the UK see the Welsh as sheep shaggin tayyf cunts....and Blacks in America think they have it bad.... :eek: :lol1:
yeah but the welsh ARE a bunch of sheep shagging taffy twats

gay-lord=so gay he is lord of gays
lmao! i used to say that too...
still makes me laugh tho.

when ????? ask away sweet thang
when we used to PM.
anyway...share some limey slang with me now :D

so jumper = sweater, right?

so jumper = sweater, right?


Yep, some more

your talkin bollocks - your talking crap
popping down the boozer - going to a bar

Cracking bloke - a good guy

so jumper = sweater, right?i dont know any :D

err a james blunt is a .... :D

^^^ bump ^^^

^^^ bump ^^^

Bump???


That doesnt sound very Limey to me.

oi!

u know some slang!
start postin, mate.

yes!!! ya ****ing dancer= im really happy

giz ma hole=may i please have sex with u
hole= a name for a vagina

did you get yer nat king?=did u have sex with her
nat king abreviation of nat king cole which rythmes with hole(see first post)

giz ma hole=may i please have sex with u
hole= a name for a vagina

did you get yer nat king?=did u have sex with her
nat king abreviation of nat king cole which rythmes with hole(see first post)
do people really say that? :eek: lol!


i prefer the whole "pancy a poke?" thing :D

do people really say that? :eek: lol!


i prefer the whole "pancy a poke?" thing :D

U cant beat a good poking.


:poke:

U cant beat a good poking.


:poke:

Typical!

The POKE smiley dont work. Neither does the WANK smiley!

THIS PLACE IS BOLLOX!

Typical!

The POKE smiley dont work. Neither does the WANK smiley!

THIS PLACE IS BOLLOX!


none of them work...except this one i use:
:bukkake:

cba makes me lmao!

cba makes me lmao!


whys that luvvie?

not sure, but the phrase itself just cracks me up.
especially the way some of you use it.

not sure, but the phrase itself just cracks me up.
especially the way some of you use it.

Wat phrase?

Bugger it!
Bugger off!
U cheeky little bugger
Well il be buggered!
Id bugger it for a sixpence

Or somthing else?

Wat phrase?

Bugger it!
Bugger off!
U cheeky little bugger
Well il be buggered!
Id bugger it for a sixpence

Or somthing else?

those are all good ones aren't they? :D

those are all good ones aren't they? :D

U cant beat a good bit of buggery.

Wat phrase?

Bugger it!
Bugger off!
U cheeky little bugger
Well il be buggered!
Id bugger it for a sixpence

Or somthing else?
see wat happens when you don't read the previous posts! :cool:
the phrase would be cba. lol! :D

im assuming i overuse it?

im assuming i overuse it?
not at all

U cant beat a good bit of buggery.


whoa steady :cool:

see wat happens when you don't read the previous posts! :cool:
the phrase would be cba. lol! :D

but wat does cba stand for?

I saw the 'b' and went with bugger.

cba. No idea.

but wat does cba stand for?

I saw the 'b' and went with bugger.

cba. No idea.
can't be arsed! :D
actually that is only what i assumed cba to stand for tho i could be wrong.

can't be arsed! :D
actually that is only what i assumed cba to stand for tho i could be wrong.


youre right


but it doesnt mean..."no-one can bum me"

more..i cannae be bothered

what about chav?
:confused:

chav...a key word

it stands for council house and violent but that is an inadequate explanation

www.chavscum.co.uk

that might help

chav...a key word

it stands for council house and violent but that is an inadequate explanation

www.chavscum.co.uk

that might help

here's a great site that explains all of britains cultures

http://www.scallycentral.com/

theres all sorts of useful info if you have a look around on the site

i was hoping to click on either link and have the chav question answered directly and it wasn;t. i couldn;t be arsed to look all over. :D any simplier definition?
what i got is that they are tacky?

i was hoping to click on either link and have the chav question answered directly and it wasn;t. i couldn;t be arsed to look all over. :D any simplier definition?
what i got is that they are tacky?

well take faith in the fact
that me and boxstarr aint chavs

well take faith in the fact
that me and boxstarr aint chavs
a chav is someone who i'll kick the **** out of if they breath to close to me!
ever since school, chavs would pick on me for being a am boxer and not pro!
so i kick 8 shades of **** out of the ones who went to school with me!

but really, they try to look smart in casual clothes and they think they are cool at everything!
my meaning of cav is "a better off than others" wanker!
some typical chavs-
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2004/10/22/chavs.jpg
o yea as you can see the trademard is burberry and wearing your cap half on yer head, which is cool coz you can smack em in the face and there cap flys off!

a chav is someone who i'll kick the **** out of if they breath to close to me!
ever since school, chavs would pick on me for being a am boxer and not pro!
so i kick 8 shades of **** out of the ones who went to school with me!

but really, they try to look smart in casual clothes and they think they are cool at everything!
my meaning of cav is "a better off than others" wanker!
some typical chavs-
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2004/10/22/chavs.jpg
o yea as you can see the trademard is burberry and wearing your cap half on yer head, which is cool coz you can smack em in the face and there cap flys off!

lmao! :D
i just call 'em frat boys, lol!

theyre supposed to be poor....but to me they aint

i think poor people tend to have more credentials

i define them as posers who want to appear "gangsta" but fail miserably

theyre normally rich posers who require gangs to fight and believe themselves to be tough but cry when hit

theyre supposed to be poor....but to me they aint

i think poor people tend to have more credentials

i define them as posers who want to appear "gangsta" but fail miserably

theyre normally rich posers who require gangs to fight and believe themselves to be tough but cry when hit

the **** has hit the fan!
couldnt have said it any better

ive hadpeople call me a chav coz i like to wear hoodies and sport trousers for comfort value

some of these people wear the same

thing is im the opposite of a chav

i dont pose, i dont pretend to know things to appear gangster

despite being from one of the biggest gang areas of london i never joined any gang

i am also from the poor district

and i dont fight unless its unavoidable

yet the fools still said it

ive hadpeople call me a chav coz i like to wear hoodies and sport trousers for comfort value

some of these people wear the same

thing is im the opposite of a chav

i dont pose, i dont pretend to know things to appear gangster

despite being from one of the biggest gang areas of london i never joined any gang

i am also from the poor district

and i dont fight unless its unavoidable

yet the fools still said it
i love a fight me!
anywhere, anytime, anyhow, anyone! :D

can anyone guess what a merkin is lol

ok...so trying to wind someone up basically means to try to work them up...get them aggravated, pissed off, annoyed, right?

ok...so trying to wind someone up basically means to try to work them up...get them aggravated, pissed off, annoyed, right?

that is correct

Chum is like a friend. But I wouldnt walk up to my friends and say "hello chums" unless I was feeling in a stupid mood. Usually its used as a negative term. If 2 people are good friends and you wanna take the piss, you say "chum" to describe them.

Any Americans, what the **** is a "freshman"/"freshmen"?
ok what is the piss word i see it as drunk, mad, etc ...for us it is Urination or pissed off

pissed means you are really drunk
as does steamin' and blootered

pissed means you are really drunk
as does steamin' and blootered
yeah okay it's the same ,now that i think of it we even say piss drunk

pissed means you are really drunk
as does steamin' and blootered
as does monged, wreked, mortald!

as does monged, wreked, mortald!
yea, we use wrecked too :D

arseholed also means u are drunk as does bladdered
baccy=tobacco
bang her=shag her
bees knees and dogs bollocks=somethings great
belt up=shut up
bender=a gay man

can anyone guess what a merkin is lol


i dont need to guess

im from "sahf london"...we invent national slang

its a beating...."youre gonna get merked blud"

grim = short for grimy

same as wicked...very good

What is Pap? Ol'Member? Bird?

pap is your arsehole
bird is your girlfriend
ol'member is your dick

pap=bum bum
bird=woman
Ol'Member...im not sure but id guess phallus

pap=bum bum
bird=woman
Ol'Member...im not sure but id guess phallus
i like the team colonial thing but bobby IS a limey :confused:
shouldn't he be Team UK?

pap=bum bum
bird=woman
Ol'Member...im not sure but id guess phallus


I was really hoping Pap meant vagina. Now I know that girl at work wants me to do dirty things.

I was really hoping Pap meant vagina. Now I know that girl at work wants me to do dirty things.

it may mean something diferent over there
as fanny means ass but over here its a vagina

i like the team colonial thing but bobby IS a limey :confused:
shouldn't he be Team UK?



is he???

always thought he was a yank

is he???

always thought he was a yank
um...no. lol!
he is very much a limey, thus our e-luvin.
if he lived here, it would be real luvin. lol! :D :luvbed:

um...no. lol!
he is very much a limey, thus our e-luvin.
if he lived here, it would be real luvin. lol! :D :luvbed:


very good point...ill move him straight away

btw rogue...you as queen of team colonial should advertise for anglophiles to join

very good point...ill move him straight away

btw rogue...you as queen of team colonial should advertise for anglophiles to join
workin on it

you should have some sort of representation in your sig or avatar or summut! just a thought!

you should have some sort of representation in your sig or avatar or summut! just a thought!

Oh, and I see you're in the red Barry.

Oh, and I see you're in the red Barry.

I Still can't K him to help :(

you should have some sort of representation in your sig or avatar or summut! just a thought!
since i am not TEAM UK, i went with the custom title. :cool:
see! i support the limey lounge!

I Still can't K him to help :(

just gave him k and got him blue again

just gave him k and got him blue again

yey............. :D

Puto = male slut
Puta = female slut
Cabron = Son of a *****
Coher/joder = ****
Chinga = ****
Chingaste = ****ing it up/strike
buey = dude
mamar = suck
mama la pinga = suck my dick
reata = dick
cara reata = dick face
ladron = thief
hoto = ***
maricon = ******
hotio = little ******
chiches = tits
nalgas = butt cheeks

"J's" and "H's" can be intertwined when writing slang.

IE hoto = joto.

Puto = male slut
Puta = female slut
Cabron = Son of a *****
Coher/joder = ****
Chinga = ****
Chingaste = ****ing it up/strike
buey = dude
mamar = suck
mama la pinga = suck my dick
reata = dick
cara reata = dick face
ladron = thief
hoto = ***
maricon = ******
hotio = little ******
chiches = tits
nalgas = butt cheeks

"J's" and "H's" can be intertwined when writing slang.

IE hoto = joto.

haha great i am going to use these on all the chavs round my way
:D

haha great i am going to use these on all the chavs round my way
:D

As for the "J's" and "H's".

Joto is Hoto. Except....since we speak English primarily...it's much easier to read and pronounce. For instance.

It's pronounced "Hoe-Toe" and not "Joe-Toe".

Hence my spelling with an H as opposed to J.

OK...here is a question...
if a female is a slapper, what would you call a male slut?

OK...here is a question...
if a female is a slapper, what would you call a male slut?

we dont call males sluts in this country

we dont call males sluts in this country
how disappointing.... :o

ow about male prostitutes?

how disappointing.... :o

ow about male prostitutes?

gigolo's even they dont get called sluts

gigolo's even they dont get called sluts
lmao! :cool: figures. :rolleyes:

lmao! :cool: figures. :rolleyes:

they get called lucky bastards

they get called lucky bastards
yea, i knew it was something like that! :D

Lets not forget rent boys!

But i guess thats another kettle of fish so to speak. (make sense to u Roguey?)

Ive known a few man whores in my time.

boxclever taught me "piss easy" yesterday. lol!
that cracked me up! :D

boxclever taught me "piss easy" yesterday. lol!
that cracked me up! :D

LOL. Yea, thats a must know.

Strange. Know that u say it, it seems fukin funny. Ive never laughed at that phrase before.

But it should be said as one word. Pisseasy!

LOL. Yea, thats a must know.

Strange. Know that u say it, it seems fukin funny. Ive never laughed at that phrase before.

But it should be said as one word. Pisseasy!
does chock or chuck mean anything?

i was watching some brit thing and twice it sounded like they said something like that as they departed each other's company.
perhaps i misheard :confused:

northern word for "darling"

its chuck but they talk funny up that way so its chock

northern word for "darling"

its chuck but they talk funny up that way so its chock
that's funny because here chuck is short for charles

like chuckie finster???


over here they just get called charlie (like cocaine once did)

like chuckie finster???


over here they just get called charlie (like cocaine once did)
charlie or chuck for charles, but not usually chucky unless you want a beating. lol!

Quid = pound
Grand = 1000 (usually pounds)
*** = gay OR cigarette
Mate = friend
Chav=is not to be neglected as spoken earlier its very common.

^^^ bump ^^^

Batty Crease

Porky Pies = white lies.

Some ****ney banter frone araand our gaff....

Sebastian's wicket = A Cleft palette.
"Phwoaarr! Thats a luvly wicket ur baby has!"

Rightous Engine Heracy = A priest who was once a car mechanic.
"Oi...Father Gibbons....i got a dodgy tail pipe, fancy chckin it out for a hail mary?"

A Winnie Cooper = A small monkey with asthma.
"Did u see those Winnies on The Dave Attenborough show last night? Weezy little ****ers aye".

Spastic Riddler = Anyone wearing a red coat or jacket.

explain "les off"
:confused:

explain "les off"
:confused:

two girls making out.

two girls making out.

i could go for a les off right now. :)

i could go for a les off right now. :)

between fiesty and babyphat ?

between fiesty and babyphat ?

matty and shanus would be enough :luvbed:

I could go for a les off right now aswell.

I could go for a les off right now aswell.

Shall we meet?

two girls making out.

:pat: duh! lol! les...lesbian... right, got it ;) lol!

Nick, or nicked. To nick is to steal.

Lets nick his car
my cars been nicked

Also the word nicked means to be arrested. The police will say "youre nicked"

A biscuit = A mannequins vagina

"Oi Oi...i can see ur biscuit!"



Trampy Noodles = Popular limey childrens game in which they run away from home for 3 weeks, saying noodle before each word they speak.

"Noodle...Im...noodle...scared....noodle...and...no odle...I....noodle...want....noodle...my....noodle ....mummy..." *shiver*

what?!............

what?!............

Eh!?...........

Its gerrin dark ova bils mothers.

North Notts for . I believe there is a possibility of rain quite soon.

or Orate yoowth. Translates to Wasuup.

are gypsies usually irish?


I suppose most are, but there are quite a few who are Romany.

I suppose most are, but there are quite a few who are Romany.

****ing hell nice bump lol

Limey's never use the term limey, and that is a fact. Most Brits would not even know what a limey was or what it meant. I wonder why these ***gets have called it so? It should be UK Lounge but I can understand why they would be brown-nosing the mods. Brown-nosing is also a British term as it is something they are good at.