PBDS
01-20-2005, 05:22 PM
HISTORY TEST
> > > Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
> > > choice
> > > test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
> > > happened!!!
> > >
> > > Do you remember?
> > >
> > > -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
> > > a. Superman
> > > b. Jay Lenno
> > > c. Harry Potter
> > > d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
> > > massacred by
> > > a. Olga Corbett
> > > b. Sitting Bull
> > > c.
> > > Arnold Schwarzenegger
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > > a. Lost Norwegians
> > > b. Elvis
> > > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
> by:
> > >
> > > a. John Dillinger
> > > b. The King of Sweden
> > > c. The Boy Scouts
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > > a. A pizza delivery boy
> > > b. Pee Wee Herman
> > > c. Geraldo Rivera
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
> old
> > >
> > > American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair
> > > by:
> > > a. The Smurfs
> > > b. Davy Jones
> > > c. The Little Mermaid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
> > > trying to
> > > rescue passengers was murdered by:
> > > a. Captain Kidd
> > > b. Charles Lindberg
> > > c. Mother Teresa
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> > > a. Scooby Doo
> > > b. The Tooth Fairy
> > > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> > > a. Richard Simmons
> > > b. Grandma Moses
> > > c. Michael Jordan
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> > > a. Mr. Rogers
> > > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
> > > problems
> > > c. The World Wrestling Federation
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles
> > > to take
> > > out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into
> > > the US
> > > Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
> > > passengers.Thousands of
> > > people were killed by:
> > > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> > > b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> > > c. Mr. Bean
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > > a. Enron
> > > b. The Lutheran Church
> > > c. The NFL
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > > a. Bonnie and Clyde
> > > b. Captain Kangaroo
> > > c. Billy Graham
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you?
> > >
> > > So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics
> > > intent
> > > on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to
> > > profile
> > > certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
> women,
> > > little
> > > kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who
are
> > > members
> > > of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with
metal
> > > hips,
> > > and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
> > > Muslim
> > > Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
> > >
> > > Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria
Aldreds
> > > and
> > > other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want
to
> > > thwart
> > > common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any
> such
> > > sense.
> > >
> > > As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put
> > > it,
> > > "Stupid is as stupid does."
> > >
> > > Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
> > > choice
> > > test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
> > > happened!!!
> > >
> > > Do you remember?
> > >
> > > -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
> > > a. Superman
> > > b. Jay Lenno
> > > c. Harry Potter
> > > d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
> > > massacred by
> > > a. Olga Corbett
> > > b. Sitting Bull
> > > c.
> > > Arnold Schwarzenegger
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > > a. Lost Norwegians
> > > b. Elvis
> > > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
> by:
> > >
> > > a. John Dillinger
> > > b. The King of Sweden
> > > c. The Boy Scouts
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > > a. A pizza delivery boy
> > > b. Pee Wee Herman
> > > c. Geraldo Rivera
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
> old
> > >
> > > American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair
> > > by:
> > > a. The Smurfs
> > > b. Davy Jones
> > > c. The Little Mermaid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
> > > trying to
> > > rescue passengers was murdered by:
> > > a. Captain Kidd
> > > b. Charles Lindberg
> > > c. Mother Teresa
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> > > a. Scooby Doo
> > > b. The Tooth Fairy
> > > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> > > a. Richard Simmons
> > > b. Grandma Moses
> > > c. Michael Jordan
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> > > a. Mr. Rogers
> > > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
> > > problems
> > > c. The World Wrestling Federation
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles
> > > to take
> > > out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into
> > > the US
> > > Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
> > > passengers.Thousands of
> > > people were killed by:
> > > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> > > b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> > > c. Mr. Bean
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > > a. Enron
> > > b. The Lutheran Church
> > > c. The NFL
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > > a. Bonnie and Clyde
> > > b. Captain Kangaroo
> > > c. Billy Graham
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you?
> > >
> > > So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics
> > > intent
> > > on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to
> > > profile
> > > certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
> women,
> > > little
> > > kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who
are
> > > members
> > > of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with
metal
> > > hips,
> > > and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
> > > Muslim
> > > Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
> > >
> > > Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria
Aldreds
> > > and
> > > other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want
to
> > > thwart
> > > common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any
> such
> > > sense.
> > >
> > > As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put
> > > it,
> > > "Stupid is as stupid does."
> > >