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PBDS
01-20-2005, 05:22 PM
HISTORY TEST
> > > Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
> > > choice
> > > test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
> > > happened!!!
> > >
> > > Do you remember?
> > >
> > > -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
> > > a. Superman
> > > b. Jay Lenno
> > > c. Harry Potter
> > > d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
> > > massacred by
> > > a. Olga Corbett
> > > b. Sitting Bull
> > > c.
> > > Arnold Schwarzenegger
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > > a. Lost Norwegians
> > > b. Elvis
> > > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
> by:
> > >
> > > a. John Dillinger
> > > b. The King of Sweden
> > > c. The Boy Scouts
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > > a. A pizza delivery boy
> > > b. Pee Wee Herman
> > > c. Geraldo Rivera
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
> old
> > >
> > > American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair
> > > by:
> > > a. The Smurfs
> > > b. Davy Jones
> > > c. The Little Mermaid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
> > > trying to
> > > rescue passengers was murdered by:
> > > a. Captain Kidd
> > > b. Charles Lindberg
> > > c. Mother Teresa
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> > > a. Scooby Doo
> > > b. The Tooth Fairy
> > > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> > > a. Richard Simmons
> > > b. Grandma Moses
> > > c. Michael Jordan
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> > > a. Mr. Rogers
> > > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
> > > problems
> > > c. The World Wrestling Federation
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles
> > > to take
> > > out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into
> > > the US
> > > Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
> > > passengers.Thousands of
> > > people were killed by:
> > > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> > > b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> > > c. Mr. Bean
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > > a. Enron
> > > b. The Lutheran Church
> > > c. The NFL
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > > a. Bonnie and Clyde
> > > b. Captain Kangaroo
> > > c. Billy Graham
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you?
> > >
> > > So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics
> > > intent
> > > on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to
> > > profile
> > > certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
> women,
> > > little
> > > kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who
are
> > > members
> > > of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with
metal
> > > hips,
> > > and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
> > > Muslim
> > > Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
> > >
> > > Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria
Aldreds
> > > and
> > > other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want
to
> > > thwart
> > > common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any
> such
> > > sense.
> > >
> > > As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put
> > > it,
> > > "Stupid is as stupid does."
> > >

SonnyG8R
01-20-2005, 10:33 PM
lol, I say stick em all in internment camps.

Mr. Violence
01-20-2005, 11:29 PM
this is a tough subject because on one hand i don't want to be prejudice toward a guy just because of his Middle Eastern heritage, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't suspicious of the Middle Eastern guy with a turban sitting next to me in an airplane.

dodge
01-20-2005, 11:35 PM
Kill em all . Let God sort em' out. Just kidding

Dyl-G
01-21-2005, 07:00 PM
yeah its ridiculous that you cant profile its like theres such a big deal about racism and its suuuuuuch a slippery slope that we arnt aloud to use common sense to determine if a man who fits the description of recent hijackers that bombed our country and their traveling in our country that we cant profile them. its dumb they shouldnt be mad at us but the terrorists that ****ed it over for them

The Missing Lin
03-30-2006, 08:32 AM
:D Great thread!

angelo_dundee
03-30-2006, 11:34 AM
This is just stupid!

PBDS
03-30-2006, 11:39 AM
:D Great thread!


...Man, you really had to dig to find that one.

K-DOGG
03-30-2006, 12:06 PM
HISTORY TEST
> > > Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
> > > choice
> > > test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
> > > happened!!!
> > >
> > > Do you remember?
> > >
> > > -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
> > > a. Superman
> > > b. Jay Lenno
> > > c. Harry Potter
> > > d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
> > > massacred by
> > > a. Olga Corbett
> > > b. Sitting Bull
> > > c.
> > > Arnold Schwarzenegger
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> > > a. Lost Norwegians
> > > b. Elvis
> > > c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon
> by:
> > >
> > > a. John Dillinger
> > > b. The King of Sweden
> > > c. The Boy Scouts
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> > > a. A pizza delivery boy
> > > b. Pee Wee Herman
> > > c. Geraldo Rivera
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
> old
> > >
> > > American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair
> > > by:
> > > a. The Smurfs
> > > b. Davy Jones
> > > c. The Little Mermaid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
> > > trying to
> > > rescue passengers was murdered by:
> > > a. Captain Kidd
> > > b. Charles Lindberg
> > > c. Mother Teresa
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> > > a. Scooby Doo
> > > b. The Tooth Fairy
> > > c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> > > a. Richard Simmons
> > > b. Grandma Moses
> > > c. Michael Jordan
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> > > a. Mr. Rogers
> > > b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
> > > problems
> > > c. The World Wrestling Federation
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles
> > > to take
> > > out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into
> > > the US
> > > Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
> > > passengers.Thousands of
> > > people were killed by:
> > > a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> > > b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> > > c. Mr. Bean
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> > > a. Enron
> > > b. The Lutheran Church
> > > c. The NFL
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> > > a. Bonnie and Clyde
> > > b. Captain Kangaroo
> > > c. Billy Graham
> > > d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> > >
> > > Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you?
> > >
> > > So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics
> > > intent
> > > on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to
> > > profile
> > > certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
> women,
> > > little
> > > kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who
are
> > > members
> > > of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with
metal
> > > hips,
> > > and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
> > > Muslim
> > > Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
> > >
> > > Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria
Aldreds
> > > and
> > > other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want
to
> > > thwart
> > > common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any
> such
> > > sense.
> > >
> > > As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put
> > > it,
> > > "Stupid is as stupid does."
> > >


Dude, I could go back even further and ask questions concerning Amerian transgressions on Native Americans or former Slaves.

There are always going to be extremists both Muslim, Christian, and Jews. The fact is it's wrong to point fingers in one direction while ignoring those of your belief who have wronged others just as greatly. It tends to create a stereo type that all of a certan belief are evil.....and that only further advances the cancer upon society.

angelo_dundee
03-30-2006, 12:10 PM
Hell I'm a Muslim male, 17-40, I am so far from extreme and find such stereotypes insulting. I am loyal to the nation, to the flag and to decenty values.

A handful of bad apples cannot reflect on the majority of Muslim males 17-40. To emphasise the point, US data shows that Muslims in that age group are achieveing far greater success academically and financially then the national average. We are a valuable and vastly progressive group, who in years to come will grow in terms of political clout.

75th
03-30-2006, 12:28 PM
Hell I'm a Muslim male, 17-40, I am so far from extreme and find such stereotypes insulting. I am loyal to the nation, to the flag and to decenty values.

A handful of bad apples cannot reflect on the majority of Muslim males 17-40. To emphasise the point, US data shows that Muslims in that age group are achieveing far greater success academically and financially then the national average. We are a valuable and vastly progressive group, who in years to come will grow in terms of political clout.
In America?

Not in the near future you won't bro.

angelo_dundee
03-30-2006, 07:52 PM
Obviously we will. The State Dept puts our numbers at 6 million, and its probably closer to 7. 7 million people, in a community with much higher then ave education rates (this will relate to income as we "mature" as a community), with growing purchasing power is a nice slice of middle class America both parties will aim to woo in time.

I'm realistic, but by 2020, there will be 10-12 million people in the community, with a solid wealth base and an upwardly mobile and educated workforce. Thats attractive politics.