Already had about 4.

Plus, alcohol numbs the pain.

Already had about 4.

Plus, alcohol numbs the pain.

What, 4 wanks!

****ing hell! I knock out 4 as soon as i wake up!

Oh Danny, you came and you gave without taking. Cowardly cunt! Couldn't take the wrath of the Stinger!
Do you fancy taking, Laddie?

What's your record in one day?

Oh Danny, you came and you gave without taking. Cowardly cunt! Couldn't take the wrath of the Stinger!
Do you fancy taking, Laddie?

Aye, I'll take, darling.

What's your record in one day?

131/2

I was on fire that day. :beerchug:

Evening lads.

What's your record in one day?

I've had sex 7 times in a day. One time I jerked one out and then went again straight after. Talk about will power!

I've had sex 7 times in a day. One time I jerked one out and then went again straight after. Talk about will power!

Was the dog okay afterward?

Was the dog okay afterward?

The cat's always available if need be.

Well it was a good game Laddie (if you are a Red) but i'm afraid that is 25K you owe me lover.

Can you wait a few hours, darling? I get 15K in Interest in a little over 5 hours. If I withdraw any points right now my Interest will reset and I won't get it again for 48 hours.

E-Points = serious ****.

Aye, they turned Robjr into Richey Edwards.

I'd appreciate it if someone got that, but if not, no worries.

War Craig McEwan!

Aye, they turned Robjr into Richey Edwards.

I'd appreciate it if someone got that, but if not, no worries.

War Craig McEwan!

Do you fear for the lad?

All I know of Richey Edwards is that he cut some message into his arm after a gig and that he vanished into thin air or maybe big hair - It wasn't that long after the 80's after all.

Yeah, Robjr cut himself and then disappeared without a trace after losing some e-points on a bet, just like Richey. Richey's e-bet was on Steve Robinson beating Naseem Hamed, IIRC.

I've only seen McEwan once, and I think he has to be quite a big underdog, but you never know. He's the bigger guy, trained by Freddie Roach...hopefully come fight night he'll give Chunk something to cheer about.

I might put a cheeky tenner on McEwan's Super Lager come fight night.

Can you wait a few hours, darling? I get 15K in Interest in a little over 5 hours. If I withdraw any points right now my Interest will reset and I won't get it again for 48 hours.

E-Points = serious ****.

That is no problem babe. But beware of the e-bailiffs.

That robjr fellow seems like an extremely strange oddball.

The cat's always available if need be.

Black cats are gonna get owned!

Yo whassup ma j.eggins??

I'm on the cider tonight, babes.

Ooh Aaarrgh. Oi likes me some Cider.

Just about to watch the third of the three bbc docu's. I've had a perma hard on since you introduced me to old Kaku I tell thee.

He knows the score, that's for sure.

Jambo, I was going to make you a Dawkins Gif with some of his juiciest quotes, but the site I use to convert Youtube clips to Mpeg is down.

What a pisser.

Anymore Kerry Katona pics?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7684017.stm

Jambo, I was going to make you a Dawkins Gif with some of his juiciest quotes, but the site I use to convert Youtube clips to Mpeg is down.

What a pisser.

He's a sexy slag that Dawkins.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7684017.stm

She'll be fine. Nothing that a bottle of Tia Maria can't fix.

Like fern said - "you drop one addiction, you move onto another"

Her next addiction should be yer trousersnake, Chunk.

Like fern said - "you drop one addiction, you move onto another"

Her next addiction should be yer trousersnake, Chunk.

One can dream. My trousersnake turns into an ironing Board
just thinking about it.

Jambo, here be the E-Group for ye:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/group.php?groupid=83

Jambo, here be the E-Group for ye:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/group.php?groupid=83

I made a join request lover.

Tis a sexy group for sure.

You watching Heroes on bbc3 laddie? It's proper bo, there's a new man that makes black holes.

I enjoyed the first season. The second was ****. And this one's consumed by bad writing and terrible wooden acting.

I'll still tune in though as It's good, but in a bad way. Typical Americana really.

Who's yer favourite?

I like all them slags, that fast running ***** would get it, and the cheerleader.

I like all them slags, that fast running ***** would get it, and the cheerleader.

You've got no taste when it comes to women.

Katona's power is that her minge can swallow entire galaxies.

Katona's power is that her minge can swallow entire galaxies.

Feel the force.

I liked the first series of Heroes (although it was stretched out a bit) but the last one annoyed me. I mean, they spent 20+ episodes setting up the final show down, and then it ends with the bad guy getting away.

Haven't watched it since.

you guys are lagging on the posts in here.

i thought we're suppose to get the postcount on here to surpass pinoy lang?

we can't let the dogeaters beat us!!!!!

Pinoy Lang will always have more posts than us because they can speak two languages, and we can only speak one.

That's why we need more Welsh and Scots-Gaelic speakers here.

I am probably the only one who can speak Welsh here, you got another thing coming if you think i am going to be talking to myself in WElsh :p

Pinoy Lang will always have more posts than us because they can speak two languages, and we can only speak one.

That's why we need more Welsh and Scots-Gaelic speakers here.

we just need to spam!

Who is MickeyB posting as nowadays? Does he still post?

Who is MickeyB posting as nowadays? Does he still post?

He`s The Artist formely known as MickeyB

j/k. changed his user to barndog.

Morning tarts.

I've never been a fan of jam tarts.

I've never been a fan of jam tarts.

How about Pop Tarts?.

They're up there with Micro Chips and Pot Noodles for me.

I've never had a pop tart. I love me Micro Chips and me Pot Noodles though.

Nothing like waking up, half-cut after a party surrounded by half-naked comatose bodies and strolling round to the local corner shop, returning and eating your pot noodle smugly as the drunken tarts rise from their slumber and look on helplessly as you devour the goodness.

"Can I have some?" No, you can't. Now **** off!

Stuck your noodle in anyone's pot recently, lads?

That I have not.

Been a while since last wednesday. Over a week infact.

That's maths I can't do.

How did yer figure it out, Southpaw?

That's maths I can't do.

How did yer figure it out, Southpaw?

I work it out by counting the piles of empty cans in me recycle bin.

Yer a sharp one so you are.

what in god's name are micro-chips and pot noodles exactly?

what in god's name are micro-chips and pot noodles exactly?

This man has never lived.

My favourite flavour:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00396/Chicken-_-Mushroom-_396780a.jpg

John McCain Micro Chips:

http://www.mccain.co.uk/assets/products/chips/microchipscrinklecut_large.jpg

Jambo, for you, my liege:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug05c6e1.gif

well i figured they were noodles and some type of potato.

Ohhhhhhhh Yeeaaahhhhh!:dance:

Let's spam it up!

:love::luvbed::hitit:

:bottle:...........................

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Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam

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:friday::boxing::hitit:

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spam.jpg

Love me some spam.

http://mattkirsch.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/spam-boy.jpg

http://www.alaska.net/~royce/spam/spam-collection-2007-06.jpg

That's a lovely bit of spam.

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hawaii-spam.jpg

I love spammin' it up.

Love me some spam.

people that don't like it don't know what's up!

the trick is too cut real thin and fry those mofo's 'til it's like bacon! lol

http://www.likelihoodofconfusion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/spam.jpg

Spam, that looks beautiful.

http://www.wap.org/journal/emailrules/spam.jpg

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/spam-special.jpg

http://gypsyfirechicklet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/spam02.jpg

http://wwff.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/spam.jpg

I might upload a video of meself on webSpam to Youtube.

http://mt.laweekly.com/sea/reverb/spam-musubi-thumb.jpg

Spamalot. ..............

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug08bfde-1.gif

SPAM has the texture of slug ****.

For you, Travis:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/01teens.jpg

Holy mother of god.

I've told these tarts a million times..... let it settle for ****'s sake:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/90978_kayleigh_pearson_bondi_nightc.jpg

Name of the one in red, urgent.

Kayleigh Pearson.

To late
Scanned the phonebook, searched the web, Google'd every girl in britain;
Her name, Kayleigh Pearson.

For Shanus:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/77402_Imogen124_123_860lo.jpg
http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/68530_katherinejenkins5_122_763lo.jpg

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Jambo, for you:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug05c6e1.gif

Even Michio knows a cunt when he sees one.

That he does.

Here's the calculation he used to come to this conclusion, with all of his workings.

riera (r) = french tosser (f) x 1,000,000,000 liverpool threads (l) x **** pwnage of anglais chiennes [squared](p)

So the final equation is such;

R=FLP2

I thought I could escape equations at home
I need a drink.

It's a cracking equation so it is.

What's an equation?

What's an equation?

I have no idea.

You wouldn't understand as it doesn't involve exhausts.

Or spoilers, hub caps and rad paint jobs.

You drinking tonight babes?

Stick it up your feckin 'rse!

You wouldn't understand as it doesn't involve exhausts.

Fitting exhausts is a serious skill actually. Real talk!

You drinking tonight babes?

That I am. Cider again tonight. It's called Polaris. I've never had it before.

Stick it up your feckin 'rse!

MickeyB, how be thee?

Fitting exhausts is a serious skill actually. Real talk!

More of an art I would say, all the great artists such as michaelangelo, raphael, Leonardo and shredder all worked at kwik fit.

More of an art I would say, all the great artists such as michaelangelo, raphael, Leonardo and shredder all worked at kwik fit.

Leonardo couldn't fit a tyre to save his life, the useless cunt!

I think he was the Saturday boy, he used to sweep up and make tea.

I think he was the Saturday boy, he used to sweep up and make tea.

Funny you should say that actually, because we just got rid of our Saturday boy for breaking the tea urn.

That tea urn was irreplaceable. 14 ****ing litre capacity!

People have been raped and murdered for much less.

People have been raped and murdered for much less.

14 litre capacity!!!

I would've tipped all 14 litres of boiling water over his trousersnake.

I would have filled it with lager and then tanned it as Chunk egged me on.

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

Wish i did now.

Only Fat Les can cheer me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAl71hVfkgw&feature=related

I'd crouch over the urn as you drank, and add a special sauce topping to wash it all down. De-cunting-licious.

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it quite as good as you do
baby you're the best.

Na na na, Vindaloo!

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it quite as good as you do
baby you're the best.

I dunno, i'd say Michio, Dawkins and B-Russ do a pretty good job lover.

An audio cassette of Dawkins reading the complete works of Shakespeare. Thoughts?

It wouldn't quite work IMO.

It wouldn't quite work IMO.

See that's what I thought at first as well. But I heard him recite a scene of dialogue from Macbeth. And by me cunt it was actually quite compelling.

I see riera had another **** alt banned overnight. What a sad little French cunt he is.

He pwns himself on a regular basis.

He's got so many excuses for all the times that France was KTFO that he reminds me of a Roy Jones nuthugger.

Am a Roy Jones nuthugger.

Are you an illiterate Scouser pretending to be French as well?

Got any excuses tonight, Roy?

Are you an illiterate Scouser pretending to be French as well?

Why do Scousers try and pretend to be something that they're not? and why French?

You've got me. I haven't the faintest idea.

Maybe they do it to try and get closer to Alizée.

That would make sense.

Clegg, shall I drink tonight?

I think the answer to that one is obvious. The real question is...should you have started drinking as soon as you woke up?

I think the answer to that one is obvious. The real question is...should you have started drinking as soon as you woke up?

I should have shouldn't I? me cuntin' foresight's only gone and let me down again.

I should have shouldn't I? me cuntin' foresight's only gone and let me down again.

What's happend to yer foresight, Laddie? It used to be the best in the business so it did.

It's on the slide, darling. The legs are going.

Are ya tipsy then Lad?

My sleeping's messed up again, I've been getting up about 2am. I'll have to try and stay up as late as possible today, otherwise I won't have the stamina for a late night of drinking with my mate tomorrow.

Pavlik beats anybody up to cruiser including Calzaghe and Kessler

Just noticed this in abadger's sig. Worth an lamo I say. I wonder where the badge is, I haven't seen him for a couple of weeks.

Are ya tipsy then Lad?

My sleeping's messed up again, I've been getting up about 2am. I'll have to try and stay up as late as possible today, otherwise I won't have the stamina for a late night of drinking with my mate tomorrow.



Just noticed this in abadger's sig. Worth an lamo I say. I wonder where the badge is, I haven't seen him for a couple of weeks.

I had to force meself to stay up for about 24 hours straight the other day just to get back into a routine.

It's on the slide, darling. The legs are going.

Would a remedy of special sauce cure what ails yer?

Would a remedy of special sauce cure what ails yer?

It'll certainly help.

Cider again tonight fellas. :friday:

Kronenbourg for me chaps, it is the only thing i give the French credit for.

Aye, Kronenbourg is the shiznit!

I wonder what beer tasted like in 1664?

There had to be differences?

Kronenbourg for me chaps, it is the only thing i give the French credit for.

& Garlic bread with cheese.

Garlic Bread's the future...I've tasted it.

Glass of cider?

*Tit express*

http://www.boobsjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/british-girls-are-so-titalicious.jpg

*Tit express*

You have to choose 4 for an orgy...which one do you leave out?

Probably the brunette on her knees, though she looks ****ing fantastic, she's the least ****ing fantastic of the 5.

You have to choose 4 for an orgy...which one do you leave out?

The blonde.

The blonde.

Top left i'd leave out.

Top left i'd leave out.

Howard? You're insane! :hitit:

Howard? You're insane! :hitit:

The small size pic didn't do her justice.

She looked like an old hooker but when you click to show its full size the blonde one looks like the hooker.

Aint nothing wrong with a hooker mind you.

Top left i'd leave out.

You stupid cunt! That's Sophie Howard for god sake!

Schtop!...............

You have to choose 4 for an orgy...which one do you leave out?

Middle one.

i had sex with rizo last night.



he lied about how big he is.



it was quite a disappointing affair really.

Middle one.

Give over!

Only a fool gets rid of Pinder.

Only a fool gets rid of Pinder.

i say bottom right brunette goes out of the 5.

It's between Strutt (Bottom-right) and Malene (Top-Right) for me. Braddy (Bottom-Left) survives on tits alone.

Top right definately.

It's between Strutt (Bottom-right) and Malene (Top-Right) for me. Braddy (Bottom-Left) survives on tits alone.

Lindsey Strutt is stunning.

Sammy Braddy has a dodgy boat but has the best tits out of the lot of em.

That blonde bit does absolutely nothing for me.

I was shocked when I found out her tits were real. They're flawless.

I was shocked when I found out her tits were real. They're flawless.

Yep, best tits i think i've ever seen!?!

http://2img.skins.be/7/6/1/7/7/2/29659-sammy73-87lo.jpg

http://2img.skins.be/9/4/6/9/5/0/sammy186-123-636lo.jpg

Perfect

Yep, best tits i think i've ever seen!?!

http://2img.skins.be/7/6/1/7/7/2/29659-sammy73-87lo.jpg

http://2img.skins.be/9/4/6/9/5/0/sammy186-123-636lo.jpg

Perfect

I see a "Don't" sign.

i had sex with rizo last night.



he lied about how big he is.



it was quite a disappointing affair really.

Sorry, I don't like to brag about my 18 inch penis.

I see a "Don't" sign.

Am seeing tits, beautiful tits.

Am seeing tits, beautiful tits.

I see (NO HOT LINKING!)

Same here. No beautiful tits. :sad6:

I see (NO HOT LINKING!)

Something wrong with your computer then!

http://forum.skins.be/50-hq-unknown-pictures/8864-sammy-braddy/

Wow she is hawwwt.:hitit:

She's no Dawkins, but then again... no one is.

I think Dawkins will allow me this one wank, after all the David Seaman i've given for him.

Mizzou loves you it seems, Jambo.

Wow she is hawwwt.:hitit:

You ain't Brighton!

I don't understand why, but he constantly pm's me with abusive demented sexual messages.

At first I didn't mind, but I'm beyond pitying him now and I'm actually wondering if he is an escapee from some mental hospital.

nigel wrights just been bumraped off the judges there. gutted man. had a sly tenner on wrighty to win

Come console yerself between me bum cheeks.

They'll hug you better.

Come console yerself between me bum cheeks.

They'll hug you better.

cheers babes. your always there for me when i need u

Evening lads.

Anyone catch Prizefighter?

cheers babes. your always there for me when i need u

You're still my #1. :luvbed:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb93/afghanmarket/spam02.jpg

Evening lads.

Anyone catch Prizefighter?

yeh man, lomax shouldnt have got past the semis in my opinion. well done to him though he outboxed bami in the final.

You're still my #1. :luvbed:

lol us limey bumboys stick together

yeh man, lomax shouldnt have got past the semis in my opinion. well done to him though he outboxed bami in the final.

Agreed.

I thought he lost that one too. But hey, he showed what he had in the final.

Agreed.

I thought he lost that one too. But hey, he showed what he had in the final.


aye lol. i had a cheeky tenner on wright like. i was sure he'd pull it off. shows how much i know

You're still my #1. :luvbed:

:puppy_dog

Fellow bummers, what ya reckon about this bint?#

Eva Wyrwal

http://britceleb.com/2008/10/20/eva-wyrwal-topless-calendar-2009/#more-624

:puppy_dog

your gettting sloppy seconds as usual chunky tits. still love u though

Fellow bummers, what ya reckon about this bint?#

Eva Wyrwal

http://britceleb.com/2008/10/20/eva-wyrwal-topless-calendar-2009/#more-624

****ing delightful mate. id do bad things to her

Indeed. She'd go well with a Stella, so she would.

Aye, I've had Eve in my top 10 since she was calling herself Iga (that's not a joke btw, she did used to call herself that).

Fellow bummers, what ya reckon about this bint?#

Eva Wyrwal

http://britceleb.com/2008/10/20/eva-wyrwal-topless-calendar-2009/#more-624

hubba hubba! :hitit:

If you didn't stay up for it lads, try and get hold of a copy of Bute vs Andrade; one of the most dramatic endings to a fight I've ever seen.

****, I want to see this now.

I'm going to have a little nosey around the Video Trading section and see if it's been uploaded yet.

For the Chunkster:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug045ffe.gif

For the Chunkster:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug045ffe.gif

Laddie that maybe better in slow motion i feel.

I'd do that if I knew how.

**** it, I'll attempt it anyway.

For the Chunkster:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug045ffe.gif

You superstar!

Nope, I can't get it to work. I haven't got a scooby-doo how to get the video to play in slo-mo.

Never mind slow motion, I'd like to see Kerry Katino in no motion. As in....not moving. As in...dead.

If you didn't stay up for it lads, try and get hold of a copy of Bute vs Andrade; one of the most dramatic endings to a fight I've ever seen.

Bute was dead!

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug0d0214.gif

That's a sexy gif I tell thee.

I really need to stop being such a lazy cunt and learn how to make them.

I might have to stop being lazy and actually download fights in good quality. Converting them from youtube seriously rapes the already ****ty quality.

I had to re-format my PC a while ago and so I had to get rid of most of the fights I have.

My copy of Calzaghe-Lacy was the American one. I dislike their commentary, but it's funny hearing them witness their golden boy being raped.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e4fzeK3SQa4&feature=related

Fantasty Football was the ****.

I have the episode on my PC where Le Tiss was in it, true comic genius.

Is megaupload free and easy to use? If so I could upload it for you.

Aye, megaupload is free.

Le God:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug0bd646.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug0d2b46.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug01ed87.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug02d641.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug05d3f1.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug049557.gif

No Dawkins gifs yet, Laddie?

Very nice work Laddie. I'm uploading that episode but my internet is as slow as MSagrain at the moment.

I just saw an old John Major interview where he used the word 'soccer'. No wonder he got voted out.

No Dawkins gifs yet, Laddie?

Afraid not, babes.

Very nice work Laddie. I'm uploading that episode but my internet is as slow as MSagrain at the moment.

I just saw an old John Major interview where he used the word 'soccer'. No wonder he got voted out.

What a cunt!

Le God:

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug0bd646.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug0d2b46.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug01ed87.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug02d641.gif

Fark me I've got a hard on, I actually bought a Saints shirt with Le god on the back in the glory days of Sir Matt. What a farking legend.

Who's on the Stella's tonight? I just bought 18 bottles for a tenner from Tesco. I shall start devouring them momentarily.

Fark me I've got a hard on, I actually bought a Saints shirt with Le god on the back in the glory days of Sir Matt. What a farking legend.

Who's on the Stella's tonight? I just bought 18 bottles for a tenner from Tesco. I shall start devouring them momentarily.

Same as me, babes. Great minds and all that bollocks. :luvbed:

I bet that sexy cunt Dawkins is sat in his office at Oxford, feet up on desk with his 18 Stella by his side.
It's an opportunity that only fat yanks would pass up on. Those stupid fat bastards.

Let them stick to their 6-pack of Miller Lite, that will get them completely legless.

Let them stick to their 6-pack of Miller Lite, that will get them completely legless.

Any chance you can make me a gif of Kieron Richardson's second goal against Newcastle today?

Any chance you can make me a gif of Kieron Richardson's second goal against Newcastle today?

Direct me to the clip or towards a link to the clip and I'll have a go.

Direct me to the clip or towards a link to the clip and I'll have a go.

I've got to find one first, when i do i'll send you a PM.

Okey-dokey.

Did you see the goal! Beautiful strike.

Rizoom is keeping a low profile tonight, i know he's here somewhere!

That I did not. I haven't even seen me beloved Celtic's goals because none of the streams I found would work.

The Albion lost 1-0 away to cunting Hartlepool. It's no ****ing good, we're only 3 places above the drop zone.

13 points from 13 games is never gonna get us promoted oh no it ****ing wont.

Pray to Alan, darling.

Have Brighton got planning permission for a new ground yet?

I've been to the Withdean a few times, and i reckon my back garden has a bigger capacity!?!

Apparently it's taken so long that they have had to redesign the whole ground and get new planning because the price of materials has gone up so much or some bollocks.

In short, no, and I can't see it happening anytime soon.

Only gone and ran out of Stella.

Me foresight has let me down, what a plonker.

Only gone and ran out of Stella.

Me foresight has let me down, what a plonker.

Your foresight is nearly as big a cunt as !!shawn.

Apparently it's taken so long that they have had to redesign the whole ground and get new planning because the price of materials has gone up so much or some bollocks.

In short, no, and I can't see it happening anytime soon.

Such is life!

All bum boys seem to be lacking in the foresight department these days. Has Alan taken the gift away?

He's punishing us all for the Hoff lowering his alcohol consumption.

Mine and Laddies foresight have been on top form today. We both went out and bought 18 bottles of Stella for a tenner.

Your foresight is nearly as big a cunt as !!shawn.

All we can do is pray to Alan, to one day have the foresight of the Hoff.

Anybody seen that ****e film Next?, what a terrible film but the guys foresight was out of this World.

On another note why is Nicolas Cage always in ****e films these days?.

Next was atrocious and that Ghost Rider was just plain embarassing.

Con Air, Face/Off, Gone in Sixty Seconds, after these films you get nothing from me Cage, 5 years of ****.

All we can do is pray to Alan, to one day have the foresight of the Hoff.

Anybody seen that ****e film Next?, what a terrible film but the guys foresight was out of this World.

On another note why is Nicolas Cage always in ****e films these days?.

Next was atrocious and that Ghost Rider was just plain embarassing.

Con Air, Face/Off, Gone in Sixty Seconds, after these films you get nothing from me Cage, 5 years of ****.

I always try to give Cage, the benefit of the doubt.

But he's let me down these past few years, so he has.

Cage was lucky that Con-Air was a half-decent flick because his acting in that movie was ****ing atrocious.

How the cunt still gets parts is beyond me.

National Treasure was alright.

I started digging up the back garden after i saw that , thinking i'd find gold bars or something.

A Dime bar is all you were likely to find.

He's punishing us all for the Hoff lowering his alcohol consumption.

I've resumed me alcohol consuming activities to the best of me abilities recently so I have laddie. In fact you would have been proud of me on thursday. I had that much to drink that there is about 5 hours of the night that for the life of me i cannot remember. How I got home is a mystery that may never be solved. I also fell asleep while sitting on the ****ter after I got home apparently, though I don't remember this either, I've just been told that I did.

I also left me keys in the front door (on the outside, not inside) when I came home and they were out there all night. That could have made for a nasty surprise if some ****er noticed and fancied wandering into me house for a goosey gander.

Did anyone just see the kessler fight?

Did anyone just see the kessler fight?

I was washing my hair. What happened?