You been reading lately, Hoff?

I've fallen into the magical little world of a book called "Oscar Wilde And The Candlelight Murders"

Tis full of bum boys and make no mistake.

You can't beat a good bum book.

I think i'm going to spam my way to 2000 posts tonight fella's. You have to think WWAD?.

Its for the best.

I think i'll send a Kronenbourg down the hatch too.

Takes the edge of these ****ING FOOTBALL threads.

You can't beat a good bum book.

That you can't.

You been reading lately, Hoff?

I've fallen into the magical little world of a book called "Oscar Wilde And The Candlelight Murders"

Tis full of bum boys and make no mistake.

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

Have you read Eric Claptons book?

A proper limey bum boy so he was. Good read actually, Although i'm only about 4 chapters in.

I keep doing that un'all hoffie. It's a cunt so it is. Maybe we could cuddle up and read the oscar wilde bum book together, you can lick my fingers and i'll turn the pages.

Oh, tell a lie, I read 'On Green Dolphin Street' and 'Devil may care' by Sebastian Faulks. They're both good books and worth reading. I like old Sebastian. 'Devil May Care' is a James Bond novel and it's top notch, though Bond doesn't really have much character in it IMO. It's a good yarn though.

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

Gyles Brandreth.

He has appeared on QI, Have I Got News For You, as well as a few others.

It's basically Oscar Wilde and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle trying to solve a murder around the time of the Ripper Murders.

Wilde's in the process of Writing The Picture Of Dorian Gray and Doyle's going through his Holmes' repertoire.

It's a cheeky little read, darling.

Who wrote it?

I haven't read anything decent in a while actually. I keep on buying books, reading about 20 pages then deciding the book is **** and chucking it.

I'll get that Oscar bum boy book. I need a good read.

I recently did that with Calzaghe's autobiography.

I should of sued them under the trade description act. 'No Average Joe', that's exactly what he is. I would prefer to see our Fraudly and Skelton partake in 12 rounds of foreplay again than finish this book.

Have you read Eric Claptons book?

A proper limey bum boy so he was. Good read actually, Although i'm only about 4 chapters in.
I haven't, but if you recommend it I'll have a butchers.
I keep doing that un'all hoffie. It's a cunt so it is. Maybe we could cuddle up and read the oscar wilde bum book together, you can lick my fingers and i'll turn the pages.
You can read it out to me, maybe whisper it in me ear. That'd give the bleeding horn make no mistake.

Gyles Brandreth.

He has appeared on QI, Have I Got News For You, as well as a few others.

It's basically Oscar Wilde and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle trying to solve a murder around the time of the Ripper Murders.

Wilde's in the process of Writing The Picture Of Dorian Gray and Doyle's going through his Holmes' repertoire.

It's a cheeky little read, darling.
Sounds top notch. I'm gonna buy that tomorrow. Cheers laddie me darling.

Red army son, there are only a few sports fellas biographies or autobiographies I would read. Most of these cunts write them before they've even had a life. I bet you Amir Khan has got one out already an all.

Amir Khan fought at Rourke's Drift.

I recently did that with Calzaghe's autobiography.

I should of sued them under the trade description act. 'No Average Joe', that's exactly what he is. I would prefer to see our Fraudly and Skelton partake in 12 rounds of foreplay again than finish this book.

I thought Calzaghes book was good. But of course, he is just holding Danny back :nonono:

I haven't, but if you recommend it I'll have a butchers.

I do.

Although, I am slightly biased being a big Clapton fan, but it is a good laugh and interesting read.

Interesting points include him taking such potent acid he was high for three days straight.

Sounds top notch. I'm gonna buy that tomorrow. Cheers laddie me darling.

Red army son, there are only a few sports fellas biographies or autobiographies I would read. Most of these cunts write them before they've even had a life. I bet you Amir Khan has got one out already an all.

He has, it's called 'I got knocked out in one init, it was dead good that.'

I bet you Amir Khan has got one out already an all.

And a fooking DVD :nonono:

I did enjoy our Ricky's book though, it was a cracking read.

Jade Goody's was the best.

Her grammar = flawless.

I did enjoy our Ricky's book though, it was a cracking read.

That was another good one.

I have Alis autobiography as well, ****ing top notch IMO.

What?, you actually mean she can write?.

Jade Goody's was the best.

Her grammar = flawless.

My Mrs. read old Jade 'Puppadum' Goody's book.

I read a page and was up vomiting all night.

What?, you actually mean she can write?.

Aye. She even Invented 400 new English words just to pwn the nation with.

Goody > Shakespeare > Dickens > The Nation

Aye. She even Invented 400 new English words just to pwn the nation with.

Goody > Shakespeare > Dickens > The Nation

Christ, and who said cancer was bad for you?.

My Mrs. read old Jade 'Puppadum' Goody's book.

I read a page and was up vomiting all night.

Liar. You know you wept at the majesty of her spoken word.

That was another good one.

I have Alis autobiography as well, ****ing top notch IMO.

I bet there was a few typos in that what with him bleeding shaking all the time. I bet it read like someone was dictating to Mr. Green (msagrain).

I bet there was a few typos in that what with him bleeding shaking all the time. I bet it read like someone was dictating to Mr. Green (msagrain).

Nah, he wrote it before he got Parkinsons badly. Pretty interesting, a few people tried to kill him, and once someone sent him a dogs severed head or some sick **** like that if I remember it correctly

Nah, he wrote it before he got Parkinsons badly. Pretty interesting, a few people tried to kill him, and once someone sent him a dogs severed head or some sick **** like that if I remember it correctly

A Chinaman most likely. Probably regretted letting it go to waste.

Liar. You know you wept at the majesty of her spoken word.

Oh yes, I was vomiting with joy. She is a modern day poet.

I remember when Kerry Katona was attractive, with her gigantic tits.

Now she's become Jade: stupid, fat, and coked up to the eyeballs.

Nah, he wrote it before he got Parkinsons badly. Pretty interesting, a few people tried to kill him, and once someone sent him a dogs severed head or some sick **** like that if I remember it correctly

Oooh I never knew that. I wouldn't know how much of it to believe though. I don't think he's a reliable source is old Shaky.

That she is.

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas used a time machine to steal this particular number from Goody as she was chomping on a kebab.

I remember when Kerry Katona was attractive, with her gigantic tits.

Now she's become Jade: stupid, fat, and coked up to the eyeballs.

I got red k from larryx for being a lame groupie of team clegg.

Oooh I never knew that. I wouldn't know how much of it to believe though. I don't think he's a reliable source is old Shaky.

:lol1:

It's a great read, lots of little things like that happened throughout his career because of racism against him. You should check it out, if you want to know about old Shaky.

I got red k from larryx for being a lame groupie of team clegg.

Arn't we all?

I got red k from larryx for being a lame groupie of team clegg.

I must say, I'm touched.

But enough about me and my uncle, what a twat Larry is. He even made a thread in the dome apologising :nonono:

That she is.

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas used a time machine to steal this particualr number from Good as she was chomping in a kebab.

You missed the next verse. It goes something like this...

Yeah that facking shilpa is a right **** i'n't she.
She's a facking cunt that woman, I fackin' 'ate 'er.
Oh no i've got cancer, lets try and make as much money as possible out of **** magazines, because i've got a deadly disease.

:lol1:

It's a great read, lots of little things like that happened throughout his career because of racism against him. You should check it out, if you want to know about old Shaky.

Aye, but I'd keep thinking "is this another one of his stories like when he threw his olympic medal in the river but in reality he actually just lost it". Also, I think he was a bit of a cunt for some of the things he said and believed. He was really against mixed race relationships and said some quite ignorant things.

I remember when Kerry Katona was attractive, with her gigantic tits.

Now she's become Jade: stupid, fat, and coked up to the eyeballs.

The first gag:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nRdk2gfXGTA

Franko knew the score.

Aye, but I'd keep thinking "is this another one of his stories like when he threw his olympic medal in the river but in reality he actually just lost it". Also, I think he was a bit of a cunt for some of the things he said and believed. He was really against mixed race relationships and said some quite ignorant things.

He was also a cheating cunt.

Our 'enry>Cassius Clay.

Our 'enry was robbed so he was.

I also got red k off larryx. If you haven't got red k off larry you're a nobody, let's face it.

Anyone see that Kerry Katona programme on tele a while back.

Her husband = grade A arsehole.

Our 'enry was robbed so he was.

I also got red k off larryx. If you haven't got red k off larry you're a nobody, let's face it.

We should lay the full force of the limey red stick on his puny arse.

I remember Kerry when she was in her late teens, D-Cup, size 8 and a right looking ride.

How the mighty fall.

Our 'enry was robbed so he was.

I also got red k off larryx. If you haven't got red k off larry you're a nobody, let's face it.

Damn it :grr:

Larry, Ram your Red K up my arse!

I would **** today's version of Kerry Katona in a heartbeat!

We should lay the full force of the limey red stick on his puny arse.

I already gave him a whack with the full force of me karma stick. I'll have to hit about 50 million people before I can whack him again. Oh how I miss the days of unlimited karma.


I ****ing hate Kerry Katona with a passion. Have you seen her kid that looks like an alien. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in me sodding life. I once caught a glimpse of the wee ugly baby in an ok magazine that a girl was reading and it almost put me off me dinner.

I remember Kerry when she was in her late teens, D-Cup, size 8 and a right looking ride.

How the mighty fall.

I still have the Daily Star scan on my PC. She was always mildly retarded, so I imagine it would've been easy to persuade her to do all sorts of ****ed up **** in the bedroom. If you're into stuff like that, of course.

I would **** today's version of Kerry Katona in a heartbeat!

I'm hoping that the stars are obscuring the word kill, but unfortunately there are four stars instead of three.

I fear I could be very disappointed if I ask you what the censored word is.

I'm hoping that the stars are obscuring the word kill, but unfortunately there are four stars instead of three.

I fear I could be very disappointed if I ask you what the censored word is.

F U C K!

I'd make that slag bleed!

F U C K!

I'd make that slag bleed!

I knew it!

You've gone down in me estimation there son. She doesn't even deserve a poking with Smokin's twizzle. The tart.

I knew it!

You've gone down in me estimation there son. She doesn't even deserve a poking with Smokin's twizzle. The tart.

I can't help it. She does it for me.

She's fat.

I can't help it. She does it for me.

Jesus, mary and kiddy fiddling Joseph, I reckon you're almost as insane as juy juy. You've lost it son, you're gone in the head, wrong in the noggin, ****ed in the bonce, insane in the membrane, one sandwich short of a picnic supplied by Greggs the marvelous bakers. Basically Chunk, you're a right bloody fruitloop, of that there is no mistake.

I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet.

Jesus, mary and kiddy fiddling Joseph, I reckon you're almost as insane as juy juy. You've lost it son, you're gone in the head, wrong in the noggin, ****ed in the bonce, insane in the membrane, one sandwich short of a picnic supplied by Greggs the marvelous bakers. Basically Chunk, you're a right bloody fruitloop, of that there is no mistake.

For a minute there, i thought you referred to me as clegg. I choked on me Martell.

Clegg's the bakers would be a sight to behold. Extra creamy frosting sire?

For a minute there, i thought you referred to me as clegg. I choked on me Martell.

I did. One too many Stellas is me excuse, though you can never have too many stellas.

Anyone been on public transport during the day recently.

Knocks me ****ing sick it does, seeing all these low-life chav-scum benefit-hoarding, dole-claiming waste of spaces.

I'm not kidding you see some of these loud-mouth scruffy women with about 15 kids that looks like the spit of Vicky Pollard and i'm thinking Jesus Christ i'd be shocked if you know your 2 times table.

Anyone been on public transport during the day recently.

Knocks me ****ing sick it does, seeing all these low-life chav-scum benefit-hoarding, dole-claiming waste of spaces.

I'm not kidding you see some of these loud-mouth scruffy women with about 15 kids that looks like the spit of Vicky Pollard and i'm thinking Jesus Christ i'd be shocked if you know your 2 times table.

I love it in the morning on the way to work mate. Magic bus up Oxford Rd is full of fresh Uni minge.

However, same can't be said on me way home when it's full of sweaty foreign exchange students stinking from a days graft in the library or Arndale.

I did. One too many Stellas is me excuse, though you can never have too many stellas.

Let me back into Team Limey, please. :sad2:

I love it in the morning on the way to work mate. Magic bus up Oxford Rd is full of fresh Uni minge.

However, same can't be said on me way home when it's full of sweaty foreign exchange students stinking from a days graft in the library or Arndale.

I always go to gigs around the uni and manchester city centre and the magic bus fascinates me! Is it really a magic ride?

I always go to gigs around the uni and manchester city centre and the magic bus fascinates me! Is it really a magic ride?

It certainly is. I can't tell you why, you have to get on to find out the secrets within.

Fella's its been a long, hard and distinguished road. And what better than to spend me 2000 post here with the bumboys, shower me in yer special sauce.

Fella's its been a long, hard and distinguished road. And what better than to spend me 2000 post here with the bumboys, shower me in yer special sauce.

Congratulations on the 2K mark sunbeam. :alcoholic

Lads, I happened to see Neighbours and Home and Away for the first time in months on Monday. I was impressed by a couple of the recent minge additions to the cast.

I don't suppose anyone has the names of the best looking ones? I fancy a trip to google images.

Fella's it turns out that the j.eggin that refuses to pay Hoffee's rent posts on here:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214826

Yo ho ho and a bottle of bum.

Is anyone watching the lovely Stephen Fry on never mind the buzz****s?

He is my all time fave bum boy. I love him.

Let me back into Team Limey, please. :sad2:

The Hoff! :sad2:

Is anyone watching the lovely Stephen Fry on never mind the buzz****s?

He is my all time fave bum boy. I love him.

I am watching, darling. On BBC2.

The Hoff! :sad2:

**** off. I'm basking in Stephens glory.

I am watching, darling. On BBC2.

Yes, he's dreamy.

**** off. I'm basking in Stephens glory.

I want to me reinstated to team limey.

I want to me reinstated to team limey.

What??? That sounds like something MSAGRAIN would post.

What??? That sounds like something MSAGRAIN would post.

"Be" you cunt. Simple typing error.

"Be" you cunt. Simple typing error.

Ok, i'll let you off if you love me long time.

Ok, i'll let you off if you love me long time.

I want to **** your eye sockets.

I want to **** your eye sockets.

Strange boy.

Ok, i'll let you off if you love me long time.

You have me for that, Jambo :luvbed:

You have me for that, Jambo :luvbed:

Thanks babes. I wonder where Laddie and Cleggy are tonight. It's not the same without their sexy bums to drool over.

Thanks babes. I wonder where Laddie and Cleggy are tonight. It's not the same without their sexy bums to drool over.

Clegg is around somewhere, cause he is on MSN right now. You're right though, Limey Lang isn't the same without Laddie and him.

Clegg is around somewhere, cause he is on MSN right now. You're right though, Limey Lang isn't the same without Laddie and him.

We can fondle each other until they arrive.

Strange boy.

As long as you don't bite.

We can fondle each other until they arrive.

That sounds nice.

A little foreplay to get us warmed up

As long as you don't bite.

Just a nibble?

That sounds nice.

A little foreplay to get us warmed up

I'm feeling quite hot. You got me quite aroused T.

I'm feeling quite hot. You got me quite aroused T.

If you're feeling hot, you should take your clothes off.

If you're feeling hot, you should take your clothes off.

They're off darling.

They're off darling.

I'll call Clegg and get him over :)

I'll call Clegg and get him over :)

Tell him that there's a menage et trois waiting for him.

Tell him that there's a menage et trois waiting for him.

I'm sure a class A bum boy like Clegg will be thrilled when he hears the news!

Sorry lads, I checked the thread, saw I'd missed Lord Fry of Godliness, and went into a deep depression.

I feel a bit better now though, mostly thanks to the menage et trois offer.

Was Stephen as witty as always?

Sorry lads, I checked the thread, saw I'd missed Lord Fry of Godliness, and went into a deep depression.

I feel a bit better now though, mostly thanks to the menage et trois offer.

Was Stephen as witty as always?

He was a right sexy cunt that's what he was. I was so excited, I couldn't stop fisting myself. Maybe they will repeat it darling.

Evening bum boys.

Have your trouser snakes at the ready for inspection.

Attention!!!!!

Have your trouser snakes at the ready for inspection.

This is a great day, Jambo already inspected mine, and now you.

I think I have died and gone to heaven.

This is a great day, Jambo already inspected mine, and now you.

I think I have died and gone to heaven.

I've got to say T, yours had a bit of muck on it. I gave it a good clean for you.

Can't beat a good spit polish.

It has to be said that there some mighty fine specimens on display, but alas, non of them match up to our Laddies, where is the sexy bastard?.

It has to be said that there some mighty fine specimens on display, but alas, non of them match up to our Laddies, where is the sexy bastard?.

No mortal man's beef bayonet can be compared to Laddie's.

Only Alan can boast a longer wang, but it is a close call.

It has to be said that there some mighty fine specimens on display, but alas, non of them match up to our Laddies, where is the sexy bastard?.

Maybe he got a bit of bum fun going on without us knowing? Nah, Laddie wouldn't do that to us...

...Would he?

Maybe he got a bit of bum fun going on without us knowing? Nah, Laddie wouldn't do that to us...

...Would he?

I fear he may have gone to the darkside and be shagging women. It's a weakness he's been fighting for some time now.

We all have our faults, eh lads?

I fear he may have gone to the darkside and be shagging women. It's a weakness he's been fighting for some time now.

:puppy_dog:puppy_dog

I never knew. God bless Laddie, I think he needs to drink more. Get his mind of these 'woman' creatures.

:puppy_dog:puppy_dog

I never knew. God bless Laddie, I think he needs to drink more. Get his mind of these 'woman' creatures.

Those vile temptresses. They're only good for making you cum too early.

Those vile temptresses. They're only good for making you cum too early.

I've never been near any of those dirty whores, I wouldn't want to damage my image. I got a text off one the other day, I had to scrap the sim card. I can't have that.

I've never been near any of those dirty whores, I wouldn't want to damage my image. I got a text off one the other day, I had to scrap the sim card. I can't have that.

That happened to me once. I smashed my phone up and gave it to her right down the pipe.

That happened to me once. I smashed my phone up and gave it to her right down the pipe.

I didn't even give this little fox one right down the pipe, she even went as far as to accuse me of being gay!!! I mean, can you believe this ****, Jambo?

I didn't even give this little fox one right down the pipe, she even went as far as to accuse me of being gay!!! I mean, can you believe this ****, Jambo?

How dare she? Women just don't understand us T.

Fancy a kiss and a cuddle?

How dare she? Women just don't understand us T.

Fancy a kiss and a cuddle?

She claimed she was just joking, but the damage was done by then.

Yea, that would make me feel better babes, thanks :kiss:

She claimed she was just joking, but the damage was done by then.

Yea, that would make me feel better babes, thanks :kiss:

I hope you kicked her in the cunt darling.

I hope you kicked her in the cunt darling.

God, I wouldn't want to get that close to one of those things. I communicated via smoke signals darling.

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/AidenMcGeadySkillGif.gif

Who's the nifty little tart in the hoops laddie?

Aiden McGeady, Hoffee. It's always good to see the Huns get pwned.

Aiden McGeady, Hoffee. It's always good to see the Huns get pwned.

That it is laddie, that it is.


I went to see Jim Jeffries last night, he was a funny cunt.

Did he tickle yer funny bone then?

I treated meself to a laptop, fellas. I am now a mobile bum boy, so I am.

Did he tickle yer funny bone then?
Aye, he dropped a few funnys did the aussie cunt.
I treated meself to a laptop, fellas. I am now a mobile bum boy, so I am.

Top notch! That's cracking news so it is.

I have missed you Southpaw.

Pwning on the move, eh?

Aye, he dropped a few funnys did the aussie cunt.


Top notch! That's cracking news so it is.

I have missed you Southpaw.

Not as much as I have missed you, me lover.

Not as much as I have missed you, me lover.

Now we are reunited let us celebrate in the traditional fashion:

:bukkake:

Now we are reunited let us celebrate in the traditional fashion:

:bukkake:

I thought you'd never ask :bukkake:

Bum Boys Bum Boys Bum Boys, I'm looking for a good time.

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/SabrianLovelyJuggsGif.gif

What a pair of puppies!

Laddie, if you see Muhammad on yer travels tell him he's a cunt for leaving me. I hate him.

Bum boys watcha gon,watcha gon,watcha gonna do?
When they suck-a-dong an come for you?
Let me! Whatcha wanna do? When they come for you?

Bum boys,bum boys whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do?
When they come for you?Bum boys bum boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

What a pair of puppies!

Laddie, if you see Muhammad on yer travels tell him he's a cunt for leaving me. I hate him.

Has he shacked up with the Bo Selecta Bear?

Has he shacked up with the Bo Selecta Bear?

After conducting inquiries I've revealed that he's living with Paddington Bear. I don't think Muhammad will like it to be honest. I can't see Paddy sharing those jam sarnies, the selfish bastard.

He'll get sick of having to make do with marmite at Paddy's house and come crawling back for a healthy portion of yer David Seaman.

He'll get sick of having to make do with marmite at Paddy's house and come crawling back for a healthy portion of yer David Seaman.

I don't know if I want him back though. The little furry **** has hurt me quite deeply.

Like that fat yanks says - fool me once, urm, fool me again, urm yeah....anyway, he's pulled a fast one has our Mo. I'm not having it.

**** Him. It's time to get pissed and move on.

**** Him. It's time to get pissed and move on.

Aye, there's plenty more bears in the sea.

You could always hook up with the dancin' bummer's ex - Bunoski. Be wary though, as he's prone to mood swings. But I guess spending your days with a chain through yer nose and dancing for gypos can do that to a bear.

Some tart just asked me if I wanted to go round to hers and help her finish a bottle of wine. I told her to do one as I'm busy with me Stella. Might I regret it letter? I cunting doubt it, so I do.

Couldn't you have taken yer Stella round there? Or would that have been exerting to much precious energy?

Couldn't you have taken yer Stella round there? Or would that have been exerting to much precious energy?

Far too much, Laddie. When I'm drinking Stella I don't even answer the cunting phone.

I hate those **** sites where there are a page of thumnails of photos of attractive, large breasted women. You clicked on the best looking one, and it leads to another page of thumnails of attractive women. You click on the best looking one and get yet another page of thumbnails...

I once kept going, determined to find at least one actual photoset. 47 hours later my eyes were streaming with blood, but it was alright, because I had finally found some minge worth looking at.

I hate those **** sites where there are a page of thumnails of photos of attractive, large breasted women. You clicked on the best looking one, and it leads to another page of thumnails of attractive women. You click on the best looking one and get yet another page of thumbnails...

I once kept going, determined to find at least one actual photoset. 47 hours later my eyes were streaming with blood, but it was alright, because I had finally found some minge worth looking at.

It gets on me tits as well. Yer can't be patient and negotiate page after page when yer just want a wank.

Aye, they'll re-direct yer anywhere, except to some cuntin' tits!

Cunts, the lot of 'em.

I've got no beer lads.

My foresight has failed me.

Me too.

What a couple of foresightless fanny farts we are.

Me too.

What a couple of foresightless fanny farts we are.

Our foresight is worse than msagrain's English teacher.

**** me, that is bad.

We need to buck our ideas up, Jambo.

Our foresight is worse than msagrain's English teacher.

Oi, you sould of seen 1 off my English teachers.

**** me, that is bad.

We need to buck our ideas up, Jambo.

We need to kick ourselves in the cunt.

I might have to go and pinch some cash from the wifes purse and go up sainsburys to get some bottles.

Yer a fly one, babes. Me? I'm skint.

Oi, you sould of seen 1 off my English teachers.

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Lolz.


The curriculum these days.

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You would of cumed in your pants.

Speaking of educashun, have you started your A-level science yet Jambo?

A couple of years ago I got fed up doing a crappy, mind-numbing job, and went and did my A-levels. Not sure that it was the right decision, my work rate was worse than B-Hop's, and unlike Hopkins in prison, I didn't even get sex from any of the young 'uns.

Hopefully I'll earn a few quid ASAP and then decide if I want to go to uni next year. When it came to deciding last year, I felt no motivation at all, and didn't want to get into debt in order to do something that I might not enjoy or finish.

Speaking of educashun, have you started your A-level science yet Jambo?

A couple of years ago I got fed up doing a crappy, mind-numbing job, and went and did my A-levels. Not sure that it was the right decision, my work rate was worse than B-Hop's, and unlike Hopkins in prison, I didn't even get sex from any of the young 'uns.

Hopefully I'll earn a few quid ASAP and then decide if I want to go to uni next year. When it came to deciding last year, I felt no motivation at all, and didn't want to get into debt in order to do something that I might not enjoy or finish.

That's interesting darling. What courses did you do?

I have got the clubcard vouchers through but the course doesn't start until early 2009. The trouble is that I will have to continue working and do the course in me spare time, it'll be tough but i'll do it for my bum boys, so I can invent a time machine and go back to the point of the invention of Stella and steal the recipe.

We'll all be cuntin rich.

I wanted to do history, philosophy, psychology and politics.

Sadly the college was such that I ended up doing psychology, politics, law and sociology.

Let me know if there's room in the time machine for two, I wouldn't mind having a sip of the first Stella ever made.

http://www.nec.ac.uk/colleges/product?product_id=106&category_id=3801

TBH i'm still torn between this and English lit. I did ok in both at school but i'm not sure that I could get a career from English.

What do you want to do at uni babes?

A girl I wanted to shag was doing English lit. She was Indian, but dressed like a goth (one of the mild ones, no piercings, but dark eye liner and dressed in black and cut herself) and she had great tits.

Sorry, that doesn't really tell you if the subject is any good.

If it was me, I'd pick literature because I like to go on and on about my interpretation of books and films, and I'd imagine that if I knew someone who could look at what I'd written and tell me what was good and what should be removed, I could write some decent essays.

I remember the biology class went on a trip to a pond or something.

I liked the first 100 pages or so of The Ancestor's Tale, but once Dawkins starts talking about the other species, I lost interest a bit.

Are you looking to go to uni afterwards? If so I don't think it matters that much what your A Levels are in, as long as they aren't in the really **** subjects like Beckhamology or whatever. If you wanted to do biology at uni, I guess you'd probably need the A level though.

I did fancy doing politics, but my interest in it has completely gone in the past year or so. I find criminology interesting, but I'm not sure how much good that would do me. I like forensic psychology too, but not many places offer it.

I did fancy doing politics, but my interest in it has completely gone in the past year or so.

A friend of mine did Politics, he likes but. But he is a bit weird, so I dunno.

Well I did want to do all three sciences and study medecine. But it would be masses of work and as I haven't even started my first a level yet then i'm not sure whether looking that far ahead is a good idea.

Yes I also love reading and analyzing books, but I wouldn't have a long term plan to back it up. I need to decide this month I think as there is a special deal on the biology course this month.

Do you think it would be really dificult doing studies in my spare time?

I guess it depends how much you already know and understand.

I think I could've done the politics course in my spare time and done well, but I wouldn't have been able to manage science. You probably have more of an interest in the subject though.

Will you get much chance to speak with other students and the with teachers/professionals? I imagine that would help a lot.

I guess it depends how much you already know and understand.

I think I could've done the politics course in my spare time and done well, but I wouldn't have been able to manage science. You probably have more of an interest in the subject though.

Will you get much chance to speak with other students and the with teachers/professionals? I imagine that would help a lot.

I think you get a personal tutor or something, I guess they answer your questions. I do love science but I am totally ignorant to how much work would be involved. I'm just kind of diving in head first so once i've started I will have to really keep my motivation up as I can be a lazy cunt at times.

Any of you lads want to buy a picture of azza in a bikini?

Where the **** has that big eared cunt been lately?

Prince Charles?

Azza, darling.

Ain't seen the purse snatching little cunt for about a month.

I took him with me, babes. I left him in an Aldi carpark and haven't seen him since.

Azza's recently joined the payroll so he has.

£30 EMA a week gets him as much Ecstasy and Carling as his hearts desires.

Somebody needs to ditch this stupid a55 thread. Makes no sense.

Nice win for Cleverley, looking forward to seeing how he progresses over the next year or so.

Somebody needs to ditch this stupid a55 thread. Makes no sense.

Have you ever experienced rape?

Have you ever experienced rape?

I haven't Clegg, would you mind awfully giving me a demonstration?

I haven't Clegg, would you mind awfully giving me a demonstration?

Of course. My rape schedule is pretty full for the rest of the month, so it won't be right away, but that's probably for the best; rape is always most enjoyable when you least expect it.

Nice win for Cleverley, looking forward to seeing how he progresses over the next year or so.
Damn I missed it, hopefully I'll catch the repeat tomorrow.

Have you ever experienced rape?

Have you ever been jack slapped into next week?

Of course. My rape schedule is pretty full for the rest of the month, so it won't be right away, but that's probably for the best; rape is always most enjoyable when you least expect it.

Remember Clegg, it's not rape if you shout suprise.

Have you ever been jack slapped into next week?

Fat yank alert!

Bum boys, take immediate action!

Fat yank alert!

Bum boys, take immediate action!

And **** you and this thread too.

Turn the sirens on fellas.

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

I think I'm going to lure him out of limey lounge with a piece of cake on a string. These fat yanks are easily manipulated.

I'd love to be raped by Clegg.:wank:

Turn the sirens on fellas.

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

I think I'm going to lure him out of limey lounge with a piece of cake on a string. These fat yanks are easily manipulated.

They loves fried chicken Hoff.

How the **** are yer, yer dirty cunt. Ain't spoke to yer in ages.

They loves fried chicken Hoff.

How the **** are yer, yer dirty cunt. Ain't spoke to yer in ages.

I'm not good Hurricane son. I dropped a MickeyBollock last night and I'm not a happy chappy. There's a story behind this that I've posted in team classic. I'll pm it you son. It's a sad story mind. Get the tissues ready, you might cry.

I'm not good Hurricane son. I dropped a MickeyBollock last night and I'm not a happy chappy. There's a story behind this that I've posted in team classic. I'll pm it you son. It's a sad story mind. Get the tissues ready, you might cry.

I cried at the champ when I first saw it, is it as sad as that.

Turn the sirens on fellas.

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

I think I'm going to lure him out of limey lounge with a piece of cake on a string. These fat yanks are easily manipulated.

I'll force you out by tossing in a toothbrush. You will surely be running for the hills.

I gaurantee, I'm in better shape than you and that my teeth are whiter.

....................*****

I cried at the champ when I first saw it, is it as sad as that.

I haven't seen the champ, but it most likely is you know...

I'll force you out by tossing in a toothbrush. You will surely be running for the hills.

I gaurantee, I'm in better shape than you and that my teeth are whiter.

....................*****

A toothbrush, in limeyland? You're having a giraffe son, those things are outlawed here. You wouldn't even get it past customs.

Have you ever been jack slapped into next week?

What in tarnation are yah hollerin' about farmboy?

Look at this little butt cowboy, down on the ranch we caught him with the horses, frolickin' and gigglin' while they fornicated with his-a anus!

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/image.php?u=75520&dateline=1198697181&type=profile

What in tarnation are yah hollerin' about farmboy?

Look at this little butt cowboy, down on the ranch we caught him with the horses, frolickin' and gigglin' while they fornicated with his-a anus!

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/image.php?u=75520&dateline=1198697181&type=profile

Haha we've got another souljah here. Look at him posing like a tart.

I can just picture him now posing in the mirror saying "Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the sexiest bum fluff of them all?".

What in tarnation are yah hollerin' about farmboy?

Look at this little butt cowboy, down on the ranch we caught him with the horses, frolickin' and gigglin' while they fornicated with his-a anus!

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/image.php?u=75520&dateline=1198697181&type=profile

Hahaha, I'll let ya off with not knowing **** about Dallas, but there is no farms near the city "pardner". Seen "boyz in the hood"? That's more like it.

I resent you puttin up my pic.(not)............I wanted only a few *******s wanking off to it, not everyone on the whole thread. I was about 40 lbs lighter there too. I maybe should put up a new one soon, huh.

Hahaha, I'll let ya off with not knowing **** about Dallas, but there is no farms near the city "pardner". Seen "boyz in the hood"? That's more like it.

I resent you puttin up my pic.(not)............I wanted only a few *******s wanking off to it, not everyone on the whole thread. I was about 40 lbs lighter there too. I maybe should put up a new one soon, huh.

Ah, I didn't think you looked American in that pic.

Haha we've got another souljah here. Look at him posing like a tart.

I can just picture him now posing in the mirror saying "Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the sexiest bum fluff of them all?".

Don't get jelous. Good lookin guys got feelings too. Hahahaha

Did I tell ya I'm from Scottish & Irish blood? Do I get some points for that?

Ah, I didn't think you looked American in that pic.

Not 40lbs of fat, I guess i should have said.

Hahaha, I'll let ya off with not knowing **** about Dallas, but there is no farms near the city "pardner". Seen "boyz in the hood"? That's more like it.

I resent you puttin up my pic.(not)............I wanted only a few *******s wanking off to it, not everyone on the whole thread. I was about 40 lbs lighter there too. I maybe should put up a new one soon, huh.

****ing Redneck pointy chinned scrawny little cunt.

****ing Redneck pointy chinned scrawny little cunt.

Hahaha, with a statement like that, I'm sure you are a monster to look at! Trust me, you would love to be my kind of skrawny. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You would'nt know what a redneck was if he spit chewing tabacco in your eye *****

Don't get jelous. Good lookin guys got feelings too. Hahahaha

Did I tell ya I'm from Scottish & Irish blood? Do I get some points for that?

Anything but Welsh is good.

Remember Roy Jones vs Glenn Johnson? That was funny.

Remember Roy Jones vs Glenn Johnson? That was funny.

I saw nothing funny about it. I was in the arena that night. If he were'nt gunshy, he would have blown Johnson away.

I'm more interrested in Jones - Calzaghe now though.

Get the **** out of this thread you greasy bastard, before I expose you to some shampoo.

Somebody needs to ditch this stupid a55 thread. Makes no sense.

Blasphemy!.

Son , this an official no-go area for a Yank.

Get out or be beaten anally.

Get the **** out of this thread you greasy bastard, before I expose you to some shampoo.

Greasy? What is this you say? Let's see a pic of you my man and we will compare greasyness. I'm probably your ****in cousin, so show some respect. I have bloodlines tracing back to William Wallace you pud. You should give me head to thank me for my ancestory. Punk.

Chubbs Peterson = legend

Blasphemy!.

Son , this an official no-go area for a Yank.

Get out or be beaten anally.

I'll leave your nightly practices to you. I go anywhere I want. Got that? Piss off. I'll go start a "Yank" thread and we will hate on you fools. Capiche' ? :nana:

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Don't get jelous. Good lookin guys got feelings too. Hahahaha

Did I tell ya I'm from Scottish & Irish blood? Do I get some points for that?

Only if you renounce your Yankicity.

http://www.espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/0928/photo/a_jones4_i.jpg
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/boxing/2004/0515/photo/g_jones03_ft.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/mostofsebastian/royjonesjr.jpg

Hey, everybody has been knocked down. It's all about getting back up. I'm sure you know what I'm talkin about.

Chubbs Peterson = legend

Its all in the hips,
its all in the hips,

come on say it with me,

its all in hips.

Hey, everybody has been knocked down. It's all about getting back up. I'm sure you know what I'm talkin about.

Nope, the only boxer I like is Oliver McCall.

Only if you renounce your Yankicity.

Well, I can't do that. I'm always gona be a "Yank", but that don't mean I believe in everything the president does or says. Also, It don't mean I do not respect where my family is from originally or my herritage. I've got a feelin the gap between the ponds is alot wider since George W. Bush became pres. Am I close on that?

Well, I can't do that. I'm always gona be a "Yank", but that don't mean I believe in everything the president does or says. Also, It don't mean I do not respect where my family is from originally or my herritage. I've got a feelin the gap between the ponds is alot wider since George W. Bush became pres. Am I close on that?

Not for me personally.

I would quite happily sink a pint or two with Bush and i'm sure we'd have a right laugh.

Not sure i could say the same about Obama.

George Bush = pure comical genius.

That guy should be made an honoury Limey.

Not for me personally.

I would quite happily sink a pint or two with Bush and i'm sure we'd have a right laugh.

Not sure i could say the same about Obama.

George Bush = pure comical genius.

That guy should be made an honoury Limey.

Personally, I have not really liked a president since George Sr. was in, but that's just me. I really don't like either running canidate either. For some reason though, I've felt alot more hostility from the UK since he went into office. I guess that's why I blame it on that. If it's something else, can you enlighten me? I happen to like European countries occupants quite well.

Most British people like Americans. Maybe Bush has made things a bit worse, because a lot of anti-war people in the UK hold him responsible for the mistakes made in Iraq.

Manchester? Have any of you blokes met the Hitman before? He seems like he would be totally approachable. I bet me and ol' Hatton would be best mates.

I've got his autograph and seen him shopping in the Arndale before, does that count as met?.

He doesn't seem to be as approachable as he was a few years ago, unless you pay for it.

Most British people like Americans. Maybe Bush has made things a bit worse, because a lot of anti-war people in the UK hold him responsible for the mistakes made in Iraq.

Good to know that. Bush had alot of hard decisions to make in that ordeal. Alot of folks don't understand it, but it was hard to take a blow like that without proper action. We have always been a proud country and helped everyone out, including Iraqies. I think they should just destroy the taliban regime and be done with all that over there. I don't think they want a democracy in Iraq enough to bother. Bush just was looking out for everyone with the Saddam dethroning. He was a horrible murderer and deserved death, but we should have stayed focused at the same time.

I've got his autograph and seen him shopping in the Arndale before, does that count as met?.

He doesn't seem to be as approachable as he was a few years ago, unless you pay for it.

I think it counts because you have got his autograph in person. I count it as meeting her when I got Liz Hurley's autograph. My buddy acually got to hang around her non-stop when she was shooting in Dallas. He was her escort for his pops secirity company. Yea, well fame and money can change people. I really did'nt think Ricky would wane like that, but what do I know. He has still got a great personality and one hell of a sense of humor.

I was a bit 'star struck' if you like as it was a few year back.

I'm sure he is approachable to a certain degree. But because his popularity has gone up and up in recent recent years, its probably not practically for him to be signing everyone's autograph etc.

But if you pay for one of these "Sportsmans dinners", i believe he signs a photo with you that you have to pay for.

That's not my thing i don't feel that i should have to pay just for the right to take a picture with some one.

Anyhow i take more pride in my personalised Roy Keane autograph. Keano, Keano.

I was a bit 'star struck' if you like as it was a few year back.

I'm sure he is approachable to a certain degree. But because his popularity has gone up and up in recent recent years, its probably not practically for him to be signing everyone's autograph etc.

But if you pay for one of these "Sportsmans dinners", i believe he signs a photo with you that you have to pay for.

That's not my thing i don't feel that i should have to pay just for the right to take a picture with some one.

Anyhow i take more pride in my personalised Roy Keane autograph. Keano, Keano.

Yea, that sportsman dinner thing is a way for Ricky to use his celebrity, and I'm sure it's pretty cool to attend. Personally, I would not want to attend either. I don't feel too good about paying to meet anyone, no matter who they are. Roy Jones would not be an exception either.

Its all in the hips,
its all in the hips,

come on say it with me,

its all in hips.

Its all in the hips, so it is.

It's all in the trousersnake.

Laddie, what do you use to make those wonderful gifs? I fancy making a few Alizée ones with my spare hand.

I downloaded Ulead Gif Animator from Emule to make the gifs. I also have Easy video Splitter to cut clips into certain sizes and Blaze Media Pro to convert and format various media files to Mpeg. Again, both can be found on Emule.

I've just learned how to resize the ****ers - them Hollyoaks ones were a tad too big to begin with.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/Borat-flag.jpg

Very Nice. ......

I like that tart on X Factor, so i do, yes sir.

I like that tart on X Factor, so i do, yes sir.

Which one?

What did you think of the fight lads? I was on a crap quality stream, but it didn't seem that good.

Which one?

I'm not sure of her name, the nervous one with the black hair, she can sing though that's for sure.

What did you think of the fight lads? I was on a crap quality stream, but it didn't seem that good.

Peter was horrendous, embarassing and pitiful. The Germans know how to create an atmosphere though, Christ.

Yeah, all that stuff with The *****cat Dolls, Tyson, Lewis, George Foreman etc. was a bit different to what I was expecting.

Danny Williams>Sam Peter IMO.

The fight was ****, as are most heavyweight fights these days. I enjoyed me cans though.

Unfortunately, i've supped all my cans.

The only thing left in the house is my Dad's Scotch or my Mum's Tia Maria.

Both make me puke, but i think it maybe worth it.

I like Scotch.

I only had Tia Maria once, and it was mixed with coke, but it seemed nice enough.

If you have vodka and milk as well - make a white Russian. It's the ****.

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If you have vodka and milk as well - make a white Russian. It's the ****.

Yeah thats how i had, but minus the vodka.

It was actually pretty drinkable, a lot like a chocolate milkshake, but a bit sickly.

That in large quantities will make you throw up.

Aye, Baileys is like that for Tuggers.

Aye, Baileys is like that for Tuggers.

If T to the Z goes on a Baileys bender - **** me, babes better beware.

Lock up your daughters and shoot your sons. Tuggerz is coming, and he'll **** you up.

I wonder where t'fat bastard is? I ain't seen him on lately.

probs like shagging a trillion birds or soemthing,.

Randy Bugger.

probs like shagging a trillion birds or soemthing,.

If thats the case it's been a quiet week for him then.

I can't abide this censoring ****. I want to say **** and no cunt will ****in' stop me so they won't.

****ing cunts, Ain't they, Southpaw?

****ing cunts, Ain't they, Southpaw?

That they are, babes. Makes me Stella boil with rage.

I had to scrape a fiver together today just to get 8 cuntin' bottles. Twas sober since Wednesday.

Tough times.

I had to scrape a fiver together today just to get 8 cuntin' bottles. Twas sober since Wednesday.

Tough times.

Me trousersnake is with yer, babes. I know that you'll always fight for yer drink.

Aye, I didn't fancy being smitten by Alan for me blasphemous ways.

Aye, I didn't fancy being smitten by Alan for me blasphemous ways.

Yer a true Scottish lad, that's for sure. Alan help the poor cunt who stands between you and a pint.

They'd feel Alan's wrath for sure.

Stupid cunts.

They'd feel Alan's wrath for sure.

Stupid cunts.

That they would, me lover.

How old do yer reckon Sam Peter is, Laddie?

About 65 million. He was ****ting it from T-rex's back in the day.

Sam Peter was Goliath's chief sparring partner.

That's why David won, because Goliath had no experience against an opponent that put it any effort at getting past the jab.

Goliath was truly the Primo of his day.

Goliath was truly the Primo of his day.


Primo-ejaculation.

You gay.

I'm a huge sufferer of Primo-Ejaculation. I won't lie.