I've been trying to get tickets to go and see the cunt for ages now.

There's a comedy festival in Brum this month so I might go to see a few other cunts an all. I hope his tickets haven't sold out yet.

I left a really hurtful insult on BPP's page which is sure to leave him in tears for days.

Remember the glory days hoff? A bit of stealth profile bombings. Exige and versy used to take it right down the pipe!

Those were the days my dear. Massive high heeled shoes for the little exige lad and leg warmers for versy. They loved it!

I left a really hurtful insult on BPP's page which is sure to leave him in tears for days.

Good man!

I just told BigH that I hope his mother gets squashed by a flying whale.

Vida being launched from a trebuchet?

Tut, I just went to his profile page to leave another venomus comment and he'd taken my previous one down.

I told him that he smells of eggy farts. He can't handle the truth.

Vida being launched from a trebuchet?

There's not a trebuchet sturdy enough my dear. Those contraptions were built by fellas back in the days when they didn't have the technology to deal with that kind of weight. In fact, if the Egyptians tried to build the pyramids out of blocks of Vida or them ancient English f.uckers tried to build stonehenge out of blocks of Vida then they surely would of failed.

Big f.uck off blocks of stone - YES.

Vida - NO.



You know what I'm saying Laddie, it just wouldn't have been possible.

Tut, I just went to his profile page to leave another venomus comment and he'd taken my previous one down.

I told him that he smells of eggy farts. He can't handle the truth.

I can still see it.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8442/hoffupdatedvv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8442/hoffupdatedvv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That's good because he isn't actually saying BigH is a ****, he's just thinking it.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8442/hoffupdatedvv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Fine work sir, fine work.

Fine work sir, fine work.

I did one too, it's in the other thread.

I did one too, it's in the other thread.

I had a butchers. It were a nifty piece of artwork that. Thanks Jambo.

http://dezibel.durum.biz/blog/wp-content/uploads/david_hasslehoff_noshirt1.jpg

Had to post this, it was the first picture that came up when I typed in hoff into google.

What a specimen.

They don't get much better than that.

That's a lovely rug that he's wearing to keep his chest warm.

They don't get much better than that.

I love the fact that his nipples are totally bald. You can't fake that ****, it's just ****ing legendary.

He's a wonder of nature that's what he is.

He's a wonder of nature that's what he is.

Alan churned out a beauty, tis true.

His finest masterpiece fo shizzle.

A thing of beauty such as this shouldn't be tarnished by hairy nipples.

It just wouldn't be right.

Also is he reading a ****o there?

A thing of beauty such as this shouldn't be tarnished by hairy nipples.

It just wouldn't be right.

Also is he reading a ****o there?

I reckon he's having a goosey gander at some man meat and he's just about to have a sly tommy tank.

I reckon he's having a goosey gander at some man meat and he's just about to have a sly tommy tank.

You can tell by the look in his eyes and the bulge in his pants.

You can tell by the look in his eyes and the bulge in his pants.

That you can. A picture doesn't lie, oh no it does bleeding not.

**** me, these lagers have gone straight to me head. I'm almost tempted to go out and get off with a ginge.

Hoff, Hold me down if I attempt to do something I'll regret.

**** me, these lagers have gone straight to me head. I'm almost tempted to go out and get off with a ginge.

Hoff, Hold me down if I attempt to do something I'll regret.

Laddie, you sinning slag, I'm shocked to the core by this. Has the devil himself slithered into that sexy body of yours. You are a mouthpiece for evil tonight for saying that. Tart.

*Pins laddie to the conjugal bed*

**** me, these lagers have gone straight to me head. I'm almost tempted to go out and get off with a ginge.

Hoff, Hold me down if I attempt to do something I'll regret.

Just do it!! **** off Hoff, let the boy shag! These are desperate times.

THEY CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES!

Just do it!! **** off Hoff, let the boy shag! These are desperate times.

THEY CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES!

First you inhabit an alt and reject your mickey account that we all loved and then you tell laddie to shag a ginge.

You're seriously letting yourself down son. Go and slap yourself round the face, you silly sod.

I think I'll be okay for now.

First you inhabit an alt and reject your mickey account that we all loved and then you tell laddie to shag a ginge.

You're seriously letting yourself down son. Go and slap yourself round the face, you silly sod.

What the fudge?!

Don't treat me like a deck you pass wipe. The Barndog account is loved by all you mothertrucker!

Go phone yourself!

What the fudge?!

Don't treat me like a deck you pass wipe. The Barndog account is loved by all you mothertrucker!

Go phone yourself!

I don't love Barndog. He's a cunt. I want mickeybollocks back.

Aye, we want MickeyBeeeaatch back.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2438/1222441128gc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How now brown cow.

Hot diggidy dawg.

This is an outrage, BPP yer a control freak.

This is an outrage, BPP yer a control freak.

He's got penis envy over us six. He would love to be half the man we are.

I think he's a wannabe limey.

He's got penis envy over us six. He would love to be half the man we are.

I think he's a wannabe limey.

I agree
The roid raging cunt probably puts on a ****ney accent.

I agree
The roid raging cunt probably puts on a ****ney accent.

I reckon when he bans people he shouts at the monitor whilst slamming his **** in the desk cupboard in a Vinny Jones/Lock stock fashion

'Don't **** wiv me, i'm the fackin' daddy raaand 'ere you fackin caaaant.'

*wipes saliva from chin and then hits the ban button*

I got banned again for the pixellated avatar. Now I'm back again. hey ho.

I got banned again for the pixellated avatar. Now I'm back again. hey ho.

FFS, his facism knows no bounds.

I heard he dresses up in a union jack dress like ginger spice
And gets his wife to beat him up
He's a freak.

I got banned again for the pixellated avatar. Now I'm back again. hey ho.

Welcome Back
Here's a badger drinking a cold pint

http://www.garythorley.co.uk/images/Badger_x.jpg

I heard he dresses up in a union jack dress like ginger spice
And gets his wife to beat him up
He's a freak.

I think he needs to get a life. He reminds me of that pedo Tony from Eastenders.

I think BigPoppaPump is a cunt. Did you see Clegg's pwnage of him in the thunderdome?

No I haven't been in today darling.

Alreet, fellas. Me ban was lifted. I knew he couldn't resist me charms for long.

Alreet, fellas. Me ban was lifted. I knew he couldn't resist me charms for long.

It's cause we Pwn..

Welcome back tarts :luvbed:

Welcome back tarts :luvbed:

Thanks Hoffie, your support in those hard times was much appreciated.

I think it was all down to you that we're back, Hoff. Threatening to crush his granny with a whale frightened the bejesus out of him.

Anything for a fellow limey bum boy :luvbed:

The whale in question isn't speaking to me though Laddie, it says it feels used. You can't please everyone can yer.

Threaten to drop vida on him. That'll soon have him grovelling at yer feet.

I'm being stubborn, i'm no longer Jambo. I'm now the fancy poofter, Lord Stephen Fry.

Threaten to drop vida on him. That'll soon have him grovelling at yer feet.

I couldn't do that laddie. I feel for the poor whale and he's got a dodgy ticker an all. He's a nice fella and might not survive the shock of the thought of Vida landing on him.

I've got to say, it's been a rollercoaster couple of days, and I think it's brought us limeys closer together. We are now a united army against facist establishments.
I dunno bought you slags but i've had fun, it's been kind of exciting. But today is my birthday, i'm 27, and i've spent it in front of a computer screen posting insulting comments to bpp. Is this sad or am I an ATG? I don't think we'll ever really know for sure. All I know is that I love you homo ****ers. Every cunting last one of you.

I've got to say, it's been a rollercoaster couple of days, and I think it's brought us limeys closer together. We are now a united army against facist establishments.
I dunno bought you slags but i've had fun, it's been kind of exciting. But today is my birthday, i'm 27, and i've spent it in front of a computer screen posting insulting comments to bpp. Is this sad or am I an ATG? I don't think we'll ever really know for sure. All I know is that I love you homo ****ers. Every cunting last one of you.

:haha:I can't handle my drink.

I love a good tasty insurrection. I'll take any opportunity to call BigH a cunt.

Well this is goodbye slags. I'm gonna go back to being jambo now. I've missed him.

I'm out of sauce tonight. :(

All I've got is one cuntin' can of Tennent's. No spirits, no wine, no cider. **** all!

I'm out of sauce tonight. :(

All I've got is one cuntin' can of Tennent's. No spirits, no wine, no cider. **** all!

I feel for yer laddie, i really do, i went out and bought 8 large bottles of san miguel for 12 squid. I've drunk 5 and i feel quite merry, i tell thee.

If only I had your foresight, darling. Drink one for me.

If only I had your foresight, darling. Drink one for me.

i will lover. I wil.

I might give meself an enema with this last can, Dirty Sanchez style, and see if I can get a buzz that way.

Just went to the fridge to get another and realised that I hadn't put any in. I've gotta drink a warm beer now. Life is tough.

Your foresight has failed you.

A toast to the return of the Gaye Haye VI.

Fella's ive hit the old Carlsberg Exports in celebration of justice being served.

That roid-raging cunt knows his place.

Bang them in the freezer for ten and you'll be booming.

I've got some Jack Daniels left, and after that I'll crack on with this bottle of bulgarian whisky me mate bought me.

Me foresight is top notch so it is. 20/20 foresight, that's what it is.

My foresight may be ****e, but my foreskin is something to cherish for eternity.

Only the cunts never gave it back to me after the circumsition.

They wanted it all for themselves.

Cunts!

They wanted it all for themselves.

Cunts!

I think they either used it to feed starving Indians or to make a marquee for Jordan and Peters wedding. Either way it was a waste of good skin.

I hear they were going to cover the moon with it, so it'd look like we had a second sun.

I think they either used it to feed starving Indians or to make a marquee for Jordan and Peters wedding. Either way it was a waste of good skin.

I bet it would of gone down a treat at an African orphanage.

I hear they were going to cover the moon with it, so it'd look like we had a second sun.

It was on the books but they didn't know what to do with the excess.

Good morning chaps,

http://current.com/items/89337913_diesel_sfw_xxx_fashion_firm_makes_cheeky_ sfw_****_ad

A bit of work safe filth for my fellow Limeys.

Welcome back you slugs.

who was banned? were ther any blacks or muslims involved?

Afraid not, Sandy. Us honkeys bore Poppa's full wrath as usual.

It's great to have the Gaye Haye 6 back, it just wasn't the same without you guys.

Sung to the tune of Heart of Glass by Blondie

Frank Warren told me I was World Class
Soon found out I had a chin of glass
I seemed like the real deal, Only to find
I was staring at the lights, flat on my behind
My handspeed was "Wikkid" and so devine
I was still out at the count of nine
I seemd like the read deal, but Ignorance is blind
Prescott Knocked me the **** out and put me on my behind.

Sung to the tune of Heart of Glass by Blondie

Frank Warren told me I was World Class
Soon found out I had a chin of glass
I seemed like the real deal, Only to find
I was staring at the lights, flat on my behind
My handspeed was "Wikkid" and so devine
I was still out at the count of nine
I seemd like the read deal, but Ignorance is blind
Prescott Knocked me the **** out and put me on my behind.

Poor Amir. Even blondie would K him TFO.

Debbie Harry > KO1 Amir Khan.

I've just been playing the new Tiger Woods on the wii.

'Tis very good.

Have they sorted the sensitivity out? Is it comparable to playing real golf in the slightest?

Between the Moody Blues and Coldplay, there have been a number of good music groups.
I wonder how many former rock stars boxed in amateur boxing.

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2007/13350596vt7.jpg

no images or no youtubes on Limey Lounge?

no images or no youtubes on Limey Lounge?

I can see the images.

aha, I changed my settings! DOH!

what's that pic all about then!

aha, I changed my settings! DOH!

what's that pic all about then!

It's my face.

Laddie, do you have MSN? Latest convo with a random person that added me:

Passing Afternoon says:
You from London?
just had a beautiful baby boy, named McKenzie says:
nope
Passing Afternoon says:
We probably aren't long lost friends then, that's a shame
Passing Afternoon says:
Where you from/live?
just had a beautiful baby boy, named McKenzie says:
sheffield
Passing Afternoon says:
Like Prince Naseem Hamed
just had a beautiful baby boy, named McKenzie says:
wot?

I used to, but I got rid of the ****er. Twas too annoying.

No random young mothers from Sheffield for you then.

She needs a slap for not knowing who the Prince is.

The stinger is back, lovers!

Stinger! I was stricken with worry, darling. Where you been?

Stinger! I was stricken with worry, darling. Where you been?

Making you proud, me lover. Out drinking and shagging in different parts of this glorious island. But I was missing me bum boys and came back.

Did yer knock out a Frenchman for good measure?

The Bum Boys have regrouped
It's a sexy sight
Welcome back Southpaw
:luvbed:

Did yer knock out a Frenchman for good measure?

And a Welsh cunt, babes.

The Bum Boys have regrouped
It's a sexy sight
Welcome back Southpaw
:luvbed:

Cheers, me lover :beerchug:

Southpaw, While you were away, six of us bum boys took a ban right down the pipe.

Southpaw, While you were away, six of us bum boys took a ban right down the pipe.

Bleedin' eck, Laddie. What happend?

Me, T-97, Anorak, Abadger, Clegg and JamboBoy were all sporting avatars of Haye being jizzed on by a **** and Poppa banned us for it.

Me, T-97, Anorak, Abadger, Clegg and JamboBoy were all sporting avatars of Haye being jizzed on by a **** and Poppa banned us for it.

What a cunting injustice!

And with my absence the place must've been crawling with fat yanks and no bum boys to balance it all out. How long did did the Poppa keep yer away for?

Here's the image in question:

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4571/hayedicksm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We can't even say the F word anymore, babes. ****.

Here's the image in question:

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4571/hayedicksm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We can't even say the F word anymore, babes. ****.

I go away and this is what happens. What does the Hoff make of this? Has he left in disgust?
I can still say cunting and will continue to cunting do so.

It's a bleedin' dictatorship, that's what it is.

Here, get this down yer:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=odWfu4KjxlA

It's a bleedin' dictatorship, that's what it is.

Here, get this down yer:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=odWfu4KjxlA

Bleedin' eck, Laddie. I knew this would happen.

If anyone tries to shave yer head and force yer into the shower for the love of Alan run as fast as yer sexy legs will carry yer!

Haha, Clarence.

The Gaye Haye Army was an Annie invention, Pump was always gonna try to destroy it.

Me years of Drinking lager and eating curries has made me immune to toxic gasses, so they won't get me that way the bastards.

A firing squad is of no use either as I'm used to dodging shots from both yours and the Hoff's Pump-action yogurt rifles.

Me years of Drinking lager and eating curries has made me immune to toxic gasses, so they won't get me that way the bastards.

A firing squad is of no use either as I'm used to dodging shots from both yours and the Hoff's Pump-action yogurt rifles.

Yer a good lad. Them cunts are no match for you, so they're not.

afternoon bum boys, clarence will never stop me saying **** **** bollocks wanker cunt or any other ****ing cunting word I choose to say.

That cunt is running scared, he now knows I know all about him and if I have to use them the pics will come out.

Welcome Back Hurricane, aint seen you on in a while!!. How u get the swearing to work?

highlight the first letter of the censored word with the colour on the furthest right and whne you click it it is called [COLOR ="Dark Slate Gray"][/C=OLOR]

Oi OASIS LAD dont forget me King oftheAnts, I took a frickin perma-ban down the pipe sporting the Free Gaye Haye avatar with Haye pouring milk down himself for you cunts!

You'll be back soon enough. Poppa fears the repercussions.

Here's the image in question:

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4571/hayedicksm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We can't even say the F word anymore, babes. ****.

Surely thats another ban sugarlips?

Oi OASIS LAD dont forget me King oftheAnts, I took a frickin perma-ban down the pipe sporting the Free Gaye Haye avatar with Haye pouring milk down himself for you cunts!

Big Hitler sent you one right down the pipe!!!.

http://files.myopera.com/Teh%20H4mst0R/albums/305405/banned-1.gif

Lolz. .........

Lots of Stella and me bum boys... what could be better?

I got meself 24 bottles of Grolsch and a Chicken supper before I settled in for the night.

Unfortunately i've resorted to drinking tea fella's. Me throat feels like its been rogered by a trousersnake the size of Alan's.

I got meself 24 bottles of Grolsch and a Chicken supper before I settled in for the night.

Vindaloo for me, babes. I wish I got meself two, I'm a greedy cunt so I am.

Unfortunately i've resorted to drinking tea fella's. Me throat feels like its been rogered by a trousersnake the size of Alan's.

Beer's the perfect cure for a sore throat. Yer foresight failed you. Give it a kick in the cunt.

Vindaloo for me, babes. I wish I got meself two, I'm a greedy cunt so I am.

I'm the same. I'll finish this chicken supper and slap meself for me lack of foresight.

Beer's the perfect cure for a sore throat. Yer foresight failed you. Give it a kick in the cunt.



I'm the same. I'll finish this chicken supper and slap meself for me lack of foresight.

Is it too late for me to get seconds, Laddie?

Beer's the perfect cure for a sore throat. Yer foresight failed you. Give it a kick in the cunt.



I'm the same. I'll finish this chicken supper and slap meself for me lack of foresight.

I was actually hoping you would of spared me some of your lovejuice laddie.

Is it too late for me to get seconds, Laddie?

Not from me it isn't. I'm open 24/7.

I was actually hoping you would of spared me some of your lovejuice laddie.

Will a Pint do yer?

Not from me it isn't. I'm open 24/7.



Will a Pint do yer?

I'm doin' meself some chips, Laddie. One must eat.

Have they sorted the sensitivity out? Is it comparable to playing real golf in the slightest?

Need a sausage to go with that?

I'm doin' meself some chips, Laddie. One must eat.

Dominoes 5-5-5 deal and chicken wings, baby.

Need a sausage to go with that?

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

I'm eating sausage pizza.

I've never been a fan of sausage on pizzas. I usually get a ham and Pineapple meself.

I've never been a fan of sausage on pizzas. I usually get a ham and Pineapple meself.

That is a good pizza also, I'm eating sausage and mushroom pizza.

You like scones? A lot of benders eat them?

Nah, I don't eat scones.

Nah, I don't eat scones.

Then you obviously aren't a true G from the streets.

Do I get a pass for listening to Blazin' Squad?

Lads, help me out. I'm trying to figure out what the mind**** is, but I can't take my eyes off her tits long enough to get it. What am I missing?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3893/mindfcklu4.jpg

What is up with you "Sweet Revenge"?, it's as though you have only just discovered that Britain exists.

aight *****es?

aight *****es?
good to have you back son

Lads, help me out. I'm trying to figure out what the mind**** is, but I can't take my eyes off her tits long enough to get it. What am I missing?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3893/mindfcklu4.jpg

Don't get it
Probably got a dick.

Laddie, the Frankie Boyle slag was sold out so we're going to see that Aussie bastard Jim Jeffries instead.

Are you well my dear?

I'm very well. A bit hungover, but nothing a few lagers wont sort out.

I'm very well. A bit hungover, but nothing a few lagers wont sort out.

Smashing!

Laddie, to be quite frank with yer I don't give kiddy fiddling **** about these banks going bankrupt, but I tell you what, if I even hear a wee rumour that Stella Artois are in financial trouble then I'll give the sodding economy a right kick in the cunt. Capitalism imploding is all very well, but if it threatens me beer there will be bleeding hell to pay.

It don't bear thinking about me dear. Imagine a no drinking ban like this smokin' malarky? **** that.

It don't bear thinking about me dear. Imagine a no drinking ban like this smokin' malarky? **** that.

It makes me heart quiver just thinking about it. What would pubs serve up eh? Orange squash? **** that for a game of tiddlywanks.

Scotland would riot over night if this came into fruition.

Bleeding barmy.

Scotland would riot over night if this came into fruition.

We'd all become outlaw alkies, on the run from the booze police.

Aye, We'll set up a colony on mars and mutate, so we have five stomachs and can drink even more. And get off with ladies with three tits.

Aye, We'll set up a colony on mars and mutate, so we have five stomachs and can drink even more. And get off with ladies with three tits.

Top notch!

We'd have genetically modified livers that wouldn't conk out on us like 2nd to nonce's did, and have fridges in every room of the house to avoid walking very far to get a beer when we're half pissed.

Alan bless us!

Too right fella's. The day when we can't drink a can of Stella at the back of the bus with the local bums and beggars will be the end of Britain as we know it.

Viva La Revalucion!

**** a cunt, I'm starving. Nothing but ****in' bread in the kitchen.

I'm starving too, Laddie. You provide the beef, I'll provide the special sauce.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NQqnc_ue0

Joe Kinnear. lolz

Who wants a hot beef injection?

Ooh me *puts up hand* me, me pick me.

Fella's i'm slightly sozzled it must be said, another beer is the answer right?.

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

Get them down yer, and Jambo....Brace yerself, here it comes.

Anyone heard Kings of Leons new album?

****ing excellent yet again. If you've not heard it, get it down yer.

Have those bum boys pulled it off yet again then?

Have those bum boys pulled it off yet again then?

Aye, those sister lovin redneck yanks seem to get better and better so they do.

I'm gonna do a science A level from home laddie, i'm gonna do all three sciences eventually but i'm unsure which one to start with. I'm thinking Biology possibly as physics scares me a bit to start with.

Aye, Physics could definitely be a bit much especially if you haven't had any real learning of it beforehand.

Going to be the next Dawkins, and give it to these fundamentalists RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE?

Aye, Physics could definitely be a bit much especially if you haven't had any real learning of it beforehand.

Going to be the next Dawkins, and give it to these fundamentalists RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE?

Yer maybe, I mean I can do that without any qualifications, those fat yank fundementalists pwn too easily.

Maybe i'm having an early mid life crisis but I want to be earning decent money instead of my ****ty wage. I figured the sciences can lead to some better prospects.

Anyone heard Kings of Leons new album?

****ing excellent yet again. If you've not heard it, get it down yer.

Yep, ****ing love it.

My favourite tracks are Closers and Sex on Fire.

Lads, help me out. I'm trying to figure out what the mind**** is, but I can't take my eyes off her tits long enough to get it. What am I missing?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3893/mindfcklu4.jpg

I have the same problem, Clegg :(

Lads, help me out. I'm trying to figure out what the mind**** is, but I can't take my eyes off her tits long enough to get it. What am I missing?

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3893/mindfcklu4.jpg

I don't get it, but she would.

I don't get it, but she would.

:lol1: How old you rekon she is?

I say 16-18 or so.

http://theferrett.livejournal.com/1097331.html

Yep, ****ing love it.

My favourite tracks are Closers and Sex on Fire.



I have the same problem, Clegg :(

'Use somebody' is my fave.

I'm slightly scared of the picture incase some scary **** pops out at me. I'm on my own in a dark room and I hate **** like that.

'Use somebody' is my fave.

Yea that's another great tune :biggthump

Awesome album,

I'm slightly scared of the picture incase some scary **** pops out at me. I'm on my own in a dark room and I hate **** like that.

Nah nothing pops up, I been staring at it for a while...

I've studied every ****ing bit of that picture and I still don't see no mind ****. I've been looking for the usual things: Adam's Apple, Bell-end poking out from the tip of the jeans, but nothing, nada, el cuntin' zilcho.

I've studied every ****ing bit of that picture and I still don't see no mind ****. I've been looking for the usual things: Adam's Apple, Bell-end poking out from the tip of the jeans, but nothing, nada, el cuntin' zilcho.

I think the mind**** might be that she is like 14 or something like that :thinking:

I've studied every ****ing bit of that picture and I still don't see no mind ****. I've been looking for the usual things: Adam's Apple, Bell-end poking out from the tip of the jeans, but nothing, nada, el cuntin' zilcho.

It's something in the cabinet in the background but i'm too much of a phag to look.

I'm going to save the picture and go over it with windows paint and zoom in on every bit. I'm an insomniac anyway so I don't sleep at night.

Wish me luck, fellas.

It's something in the cabinet in the background but i'm too much of a phag to look.

Look at the bottom right of the left window, looks like a guys face or something?

Maybe that's it?

I'm scared Laddie, hold me in your big strong arms.

Still don't see anything.

Maybe the mind **** is only for fat yanks - something that thin scares them.

Still don't see anything.

Maybe the mind **** is only for fat yanks - something that thin scares them.

Don't mug yourself mate.

Would she be lynched in America for refusing a second helping?

Would she be lynched in America for refusing a second helping?

Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred. I know you cant stop thinking of her. By all means you can vibe with this girl. But just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself.

Hold it down boy, your head's getting blurred. I know you cant stop thinking of her. By all means you can vibe with this girl. But just don't mug yourself, that's all don't mug yourself.

I can't stand that cunt. His voice really grates on me.

I heard Mike Skinner skips dinner to stay much thinner than the thinnest Fat Yank.

I heard Mike Skinner skips dinner to stay much thinner than the thinnest Fat Yank.

He's the winningest rapper from Leicester.

I heard Mike Skinner skips dinner to stay much thinner than the thinnest Fat Yank.

I heard Oasis' original name was Queen of the May.

That it was.

They got their name from a club in Swindon of all places.

I used to ****ing love Oasis, up until 'Be here now' was released. It was a massive anti climax, I can remember waiting all day for the new Oasis single and on came 'D'you know what I mean?' I was dissapointed to say the least. I mean it's not their worst but the build up for it was huge and it would have struggled to make it onto the previous two albums. Stand by me was a good track but I didn't care much for the rest of the album. I've never really managed to recapture the love I once had for Oasis.

On the site Jambo linked to, there is a thread discussing the image. The guy takes a guess at what it is (apparently a ferret in the cabinet or something, although it's actually just a statue of a horse, so surely no mindf'uck there) and then say that she's sexy.

The rest of the thread is basically a 'would you hit it if she was 13?' discussion, and lots of jabbering about sexualised adolescents etc.

You got a little 3-seater magic carpet, Clegg?

I sure do, fancy a trip to see the King of Potato People?

I went to a wedding yesterday. It wasn't bad, although the only cider they sold was half-pint bottles. So everytime they got a round in, I had half a pint, everyone else had a pint. Oh well, I did get a little bit tipsy, and I had a satisfying amount of wedding cake and buffet food, so I was happy. £3 for a half-pint bottles though, the posh hotel cunts...

Scandalous prices. Me thinks that warrants 3 hours of W.O.O.

The rest of the thread is basically a 'would you hit it if she was 13?' discussion, and lots of jabbering about sexualised adolescents etc.

Would you?

Kayjay would.

I sure do, fancy a trip to see the King of Potato People?

I went to a wedding yesterday. It wasn't bad, although the only cider they sold was half-pint bottles. So everytime they got a round in, I had half a pint, everyone else had a pint. Oh well, I did get a little bit tipsy, and I had a satisfying amount of wedding cake and buffet food, so I was happy. £3 for a half-pint bottles though, the posh hotel cunts...

I bet you were everyones favourite guy in the round eh?

"So.. a pint lager, bitter, bitter, guiness, lager... oh and.. Clegg?"

"bottle of 3 quid cider please"

( under his breath) "for ****s sakes clegg :grumble:"

Anyone else loving Jimmy Floyd on Soccer Saturday?

:burnup::burnup::burnup:http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4991/71924928wq6.png

Aye, He's back and is spamming the Lounge with his Liverpool **** already.

I might PM bigPoppa and ask if it's possible for me to have the power to ban cunts from The Limey Lounge.

Anyone heard Kings of Leons new album?

****ing excellent yet again. If you've not heard it, get it down yer.

First 5 or so songs are great, rest is ok
Nothing beats their old stuff.

I thought the plastic scouser was banned, must have been only a temporary one sadly

I'm going to see kings of leon in a month or so.

Ass Vaseline is a cunt.

See my finger, see my thumb, see my fist and you'll get some.

I'm going to see kings of leon in a month or so.

Where you seeing them stud?
I was looking for tickets but everywhere was sold out.

Where you seeing them stud?
I was looking for tickets but everywhere was sold out.

Birmingham NIA. December 10th.

I can't bleeding wait. It should be top notch.

Birmingham NIA. December 10th.

I can't bleeding wait. It should be top notch.

Sneak me in will you Hoff?
Or just climb on my shoulders and wear a long trench coat.

Sneak me in will you Hoff?
Or just climb on my shoulders and wear a long trench coat.

Got room for 2?

I'm probably on my own here, but anyone else in Limey Land listen to Trivium?

Sneak me in will you Hoff?
Or just climb on my shoulders and wear a long trench coat.

It's a plan! We'd look like that lanky bastard the bringer.

Got room for 2?

I'm probably on my own here, but anyone else in Limey Land listen to Trivium?

My ex girlfriend loves Trivium.

I made this joke every 20 mins, about the band being chased and it's been made into a board game. "Trivium Pursuits". THen i'd lol.

She'd just roll her eyes.

We're no longer together because of this. :(

My ex girlfriend loves Trivium.

I made this joke every 20 mins, about the band being chased and it's been made into a board game. "Trivium Pursuits". THen i'd lol.

She'd just roll her eyes.

We're no longer together because of this. :(

:rofl: :rofl:

That's a great story, shame it killed your relationship :(

I've been exposed fellas:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214291

LOLZ.

You got owned Oasis_***.

Do one, Franko.

I had a slightly sore throat yesterday, but didn't think much of it.

Last night I had a few cans, then drifted off into the land of nod. Then a couple of hours later I woke up and my throat felt like I'd been deep throating the Human Flame.

I guess I should've known that alcohol and sore throats shouldn't mix. Or was it a coincidence?

I don't know what happened there. Alcohol usually cures everything.

It's possible that I was due to die last night, but the drink reduced the condition to a mere sore throat.

Aye, That'll be it.

Alcohol > Grim Reaper.

Alcohol>Laddies trousersnake.

Contraversial I know, but nonetheless, 'tis true.

I'm pretty sure Laddie's spunk is 27% alcohol.

I'm pretty sure Laddie's spunk is 27% alcohol.

My spunk is 30% heroin.

My spunk is 30% heroin.

My advice to you:

Don't get high on your own supply.

My advice to you:

Don't get high on your own supply.

I'm not a drug addict really, if I ever become one i'll bear that in mind though Hoff.

I'll get high on T's supply. I'm Scottish after all.

If Darwin was American, would it have been survival of the fattest instead of survival of the fittest?

Oasis lad you are from Scotland? so i was wondering if you could tell me what people like Livingston are like, recently got with a girl from that area and is a Livi fan too, much love:luvbed:

I used to go out with a girl from Glasgow. She was fun, but not really my kind of person.

"He's got a big bottom"-Roy Jones on Danny Williams.

Oasis lad you are from Scotland? so i was wondering if you could tell me what people like Livingston are like, recently got with a girl from that area and is a Livi fan too, much love:luvbed:

I'm from Glasgow. Don't know much about Livingston folk I'm afraid. I imagine they'll be friendly like most Scottish people, unless they're neds of course.

I used to go out with a girl from Glasgow. She was fun, but not really my kind of person.

"He's got a big bottom"-Roy Jones on Danny Williams.

The sovereign rings, knock-off jeans, heroin and 15 illegitimate babies become too much for you in the end, Clegg?

I'm from Glasgow. Don't know much about Livingston folk I'm afraid. I imagine they'll be friendly like most Scottish people, unless they're neds of course.

She ain't no ned, i know what a ned is too because she told me, starting to pick up the scottish lingo, bit hard to understand sometimes however with the accent but i have got a welsh accent so sometimes the things we say have to be constantly repeated, trying to convert her to a cardiff city fan however

I'm not a drug addict really, if I ever become one i'll bear that in mind though Hoff.

I was referring to your spunk. That David Seaman of yours sounds potent.

That it is, Hoff. One hit and you're hooked, not just for this life, but the after-life as well.

The sovereign rings, knock-off jeans, heroin and 15 illegitimate babies become too much for you in the end, Clegg?

I won't deny that it played a part, but it was mainly that we met at a club, went back to my place, and then I was silly enough to ask her out before finding out if we had anything in common. Turns out that we didn't.

And was a Rangers fan.

I won't deny that it played a part, but it was mainly that we met at a club, went back to my place, and then I was silly enough to ask her out before finding out if we had anything in common. Turns out that we didn't.

And was a Rangers fan.

The final nail in the coffin.

Poor lass.

That it is, Hoff. One hit and you're hooked, not just for this life, but the after-life as well.

I'll take your word for that me dear as I know you are a conosieur of the old David Seaman. Just like those tarts on the telly who do the wine tasting you gargle it and then spit it out, judging the quality like so:

Hmmm, an aroma of musky geraniums mixed with the strong flavour of old speckled hen. A beautiful concoction that delights the taste buds. Bravo!

I gargle and judge, but spit out? never!

I was referring to your spunk. That David Seaman of yours sounds potent.

Ahhhh,

T'is indeed, want some?

Ahhhh,

T'is indeed, want some?

Nice avatar!

I gargle and judge, but spit out? never!

Forgive me Laddie. T'was a rash statement on my part.

Nice avatar!

**** yeah!!!

Forgive me Laddie. T'was a rash statement on my part.

You don't appear to be yourself, Hoff. Have you been drinking your 12 a day?

Ahhhh,

T'is indeed, want some?

I'll have a taste, why not...

I'll have a taste, why not...

Good man Hoffie, I knew you would come around.

Stella and Jizz, what more could you want? :beerchug:

You don't appear to be yourself, Hoff. Have you been drinking your 12 a day?

Alas I have not. Frank would not be proud of me. Though I plan to make up for this over the next few nights and redeem myself.

Good man Hoffie, I knew you would come around.

Stella and Jizz, what more could you want? :beerchug:

A curry? Then the night would be complete.

Repent and drink, son. Or the Lord will not be pleased.

Repent and drink, son. Or the Lord will not be pleased.

Sobriety is for scumbags. I'm on the case laddie.