The first two? maybe. The third? **** that!

That fridge full of lager would have done its job by the time you get to the third, hence it becomes a masterpiece.

There ain't enough lager in the world, Marty. And Clegg, come 'ere you.

I could do with some whisky.

No booze, babes?

No booze, babes?

Some weak bitter, Laddie. Weak as a newborn kitten.

I feel for ya.

I feel for ya.

The lady next door is pissed out of her head. Lucky slag.

I'll make up for it tomorrow, babes.

Suggestions for the 'Hottest Hollyoaks Ho' thread?

I need 10 nominations.

I like Sarah Lawrence, Jodi Albert, Gemma Atkinson, Roxanne McPhee, Emma Rigby, Tiffany Mulheron, Elize Du Toit and Ali Bastian.

I've probably missed out a couple of good ones, as I don't actually watch Hollyoaks, I just check the internet every now and then to see if any of the girls have posed in the underwear. This site is worth a look: http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/videos7.htm

You better. Alan does not approve of sobriety.

Suggestions for the 'Hottest Hollyoaks Ho' thread?

I need 10 nominations.

I like Sarah Lawrence, Jodi Albert, Gemma Atkinson, Roxanne McPhee, Emma Rigby, Tiffany Mulheron, Elize Du Toit and Ali Bastian.

I've probably missed out a couple of good ones, as I don't actually watch Hollyoaks, I just check the internet every now and then to see if any of the girls have posed in the underwear. This site is worth a look: http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/videos7.htm

You've got all me favourites there.

Some good suggestions there mate, a few of my favourites are Hannah, that new girl who Darren was trying to cop of with and that Mandy.

Yes i do watch Hollyoaks everday, i'm sad i know.

Afternoon, all.

Afternoon, all.

Ey up. How you diddlin?

I'm just up and me head is killin' me. Had too much sexy sauce last night. That and a dodgy curry means I'm farting like a trooper an' all.

I'm just up and me head is killin' me. Had too much sexy sauce last night. That and a dodgy curry means I'm farting like a trooper an' all.

I had a litre of Lidl vodka last night. £7, can't go wrong!

Do they do bottles of whisky for 7 quid? If so... I'm there.

Do they do bottles of whisky for 7 quid? If so... I'm there.

Not sure if they are £7, but you can get whisky there for about that price me old.

I'll have a shufty next time I'm in.

Steal us a bottle, darlin'.

Steal us a bottle, darlin'.

Funny you should say that. There was a big fight in Lidl the other day, all the staff were trying to hold this nutter down. In the confusion I made it out with a bottle of gin under me jacket. I was a bit pissed at the time though.

Yer a man after me own heart, Naps.

Bonjuourno, bum boys.

Alrite lover? You heard about cern? Apparently there's been a technical fault which has set the experiment back a few months.

On the up side... i've got stellas in.

Alrite lover? You heard about cern? Apparently there's been a technical fault which has set the experiment back a few months.

On the up side... i've got stellas in.

Aye, It probably says "Made in Taiwan" on the broken equipment.

Get them Stellas down yer. I'm on the grolsch tonight - 24 bottles for 12 quid.

Aye, It probably says "Made in Taiwan" on the broken equipment.

Get them Stellas down yer. I'm on the grolsch tonight - 24 bottles for 12 quid.

Taiwan or France?

Yeah I haven't started the Stellas yet, as they're not cold'uns. Still drinking the sols I bought last night.

It could be France or "Made by Wiggers" that's guaranteed to fall apart.

It could be France or "Made by Wiggers" that's guaranteed to fall apart.

What's all the tournaments won bollocks below our avi's about laddie?

Probably Arcade related methinks.

Laddie, them Froggy cunts still getting on yer tits?

He's never once got on me tits. You need to be a special bum boy to scale me knockers and he just doesn't cut the mustard.

I am ****ed
Ill as a dog
Anadin Extra keeps me alive.

He's never once got on me tits. You need to be a special bum boy to scale me knockers and he just doesn't cut the mustard.

Yer a tough nut to crack, me lover.

I am ****ed
Ill as a dog
Anadin Extra keeps me alive.

Get some beer down yer.

Yer a tough nut to crack, me lover.

That's cause people keep trying to smash me open with hammers when all they need to do is find the zip that runs up me side.

Get some beer down yer.



That's cause people keep trying to smash me open with hammers when all they need to do is find the zip that runs up me side.

They ain't got the know how, so they haven't.

I've had chicken and chips, jelly, and then later chicken tikka masala. I think it might be time to move onto the rice pudding.

I've had chicken and chips, jelly, and then later chicken tikka masala. I think it might be time to move onto the rice pudding.

Anyone remember those crisps that were chicken and chips flavour??

They were the ****. Yums

They ain't got the know how, so they haven't.

They ain't got your miracle hands either.

I've had chicken and chips, jelly, and then later chicken tikka masala. I think it might be time to move onto the rice pudding.

Lucky Barsteward.

I spent the last of me money on beers today and I ain't got **** all in the house for eating.

They ain't got your miracle hands either.



Lucky Barsteward.

I spent the last of me money on beers today and I ain't got **** all in the house for eating.

Who needs food when there's beer in the house?

True, so true.

Anyone remember those crisps that were chicken and chips flavour??

They were the ****. Yums

I don't think so. I remember lamb and mint sauce from a year or two ago, those were nice.

Anyone got any news on the Ryan Rhodes fight?

I don't think so. I remember lamb and mint sauce from a year or two ago, those were nice.

Anyone got any news on the Ryan Rhodes fight?

Nah i'm talking about 20 years ago, they weren't really crisps more like those funny shaped cheesy snacks you can get. They were cuntin lovely though.

Lads, me stella's aren't quite cool enough to drink but i've run out of cold'uns. I'm gonna have to brave the luke warm cans, i'm a cuntin martyr so I am. Wish me luck.

Nah i'm talking about 20 years ago, they weren't really crisps more like those funny shaped cheesy snacks you can get. They were cuntin lovely though.

Lads, me stella's aren't quite cool enough to drink but i've run out of cold'uns. I'm gonna have to brave the luke warm cans, i'm a cuntin martyr so I am. Wish me luck.

Bang em in the freezer for 15 mins.

Oasis son, 70cl of Whiskey in lidl, £7.49. I've just got 6 litres of decent cider from there for £4.50, and they have Carlsberg Export at £2.49 for 4. It's a ****ing hidden gem that shop.

Bang em in the freezer for 15 mins.

Oasis son, 70cl of Whiskey in lidl, £7.49. I've just got 6 litres of decent cider from there for £4.50, and they have Carlsberg Export at £2.49 for 4. It's a ****ing hidden gem that shop.

I can't wait that long! 15 minutes is an eternity without beer.

What whisky is it naps? Is it lidl's own brand or what? I had a pizza from there once and it was ****ing awful, never bought anything there again.

I can't wait that long! 15 minutes is an eternity without beer.

What whisky is it naps? Is it lidl's own brand or what? I had a pizza from there once and it was ****ing awful, never bought anything there again.

Just some ****ty brand I've never heard of. They have cheap gin and vodka as well.

Can't taste ****.

Just some ****ty brand I've never heard of. They have cheap gin and vodka as well.

I suppose if you get a bottle of coke to mix it with it'd be ok. I usually drink bells though, i've found cheap whiskies taste of strong chemicals like amonia or something.

Not a big Gin or Vodka man.

I suppose if you get a bottle of coke to mix it with it'd be ok. I usually drink bells though, i've found cheap whiskies taste of strong chemicals like amonia or something.

Not a big Gin or Vodka man.

I'm opposite. Not really a whiskey man, but I love the voddy, and a gin and tonic in the sun makes me look both quintisentially British, and sexy as fook at the same time.

got work tomorrow but I leave on tuesday, with man U-Chelsea,Ryder Cup and the NFL on I think I will be pulling a sickie

got work tomorrow but I leave on tuesday, with man U-Chelsea,Ryder Cup and the NFL on I think I will be pulling a sickie

Don't blame ya mate.

Whats your job?

I'm opposite. Not really a whiskey man, but I love the voddy, and a gin and tonic in the sun makes me look both quintisentially British, and sexy as fook at the same time.

Aye that it does. If there's one thing you look, it's sexy as fook.

Don't blame ya mate.

Whats your job?

Morrisons lol the future is brighter though

I work with kids.

Scotch Scotch Scotch. I love Scotch. Down it goes, down into my belly.

I work with kids.

This was a lie
I think the medication has got me in a chokehold.

It seems as if youtube videos can be embedded in NSB, but not in the Limey Lounge.

Can we put an end to this discrimination?

Just back from the pub.

I'm used to watching football while drinking, but never golf...until now.

The landlord ordered a load of pizza for us to have, free of charge. I had a couple of slices of something that seemed to be pineapple, mushroom and ham. It was nice.

Hawaiian topping - one of me faves.

Where all my *****zz be at tonight?

Did anyone else see the Audley interview where he described himself as being 'from the hood'?

He's a true gangsta, is our Audley.

Tupac, Tupac. I iz from da hood.

My Grandad is from Bethnal Green, just like Audley. I should encourage him to take up rapping.

Straight outta Bethnal Green

**** da Coppers.

Audleys rapping career is really taking off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3Zt8dJrPA

Sorry can't embed big hitler is putting sanctions on our lang now.

I always knew he was in the wrong game.

I always knew he was in the wrong game.

He made that after his loss to Sprott, he wanted Warrens what what in his butt.

This time next year, Undisputed.

LOL.

This time next year, Undisputed.

LOL.

Apparently Haye is ducking Matt Skelton according to Warren, maybe he should just fight Enzo Mac again.

LOLZ.

Matt Skelton.

LOLZ.

Matt Skelton.

Fighting Matt Skelton would be like fighting a gorilla on exctasy. The fat cunt can't stop hugging and grunting.

That said I bet Matty's trousersnake is something to behold.

That said I bet Matty's trousersnake is something to behold.


HAHAHAHAhaah

I don't blame Haye for ducking Skelton. I duck him all the time, all he needs to do is appear on the TV screen and I leave the room and don't come back for at least an hour.

I don't blame Haye for ducking Skelton. I duck him all the time, all he needs to do is appear on the TV screen and I leave the room and don't come back for at least an hour.

You coward.

You should take Skelton like a man, right down the pipe.

You coward.

You should take Skelton like a man, right down the pipe.

Anyone else ever thought Skelton looks like Thundercats all-rounder Panthero?

http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/gallery/panthro7.JPG

Anyone else ever thought Skelton looks like Thundercats all-rounder Panthero?

http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/gallery/panthro7.JPG

The thought had never crossed my mind, but now you mention it. Yes, he does.

That woman thundercat was fit as ****. :hitit:

Cheetara? .....

Cheetara? .....

Something like that lover. She weren't as sexy as yourself though.

Just had me chips "N" gravy and me meat feast pizza delivered from the local. Taste-tastic.

You ever had that "Munchy Box" or whatever they call it up there Laddie?, sounds like an average meal for a fat Yank.

I ordered one once. Never again. **** was atrocious.

Lol, it looks like a heart attack on a plate.

I believe you can get deep fried pizza as well now?, what is the World coming to.

Lol, it looks like a heart attack on a plate.

I believe you can get deep fried pizza as well now?, what is the World coming to.

We've had deep fried pizza in Scotland since I was a little boy.

I've never been brave enough to attempt a deep fried mars bar though.

I had a deep fried mars bar once. I used it to seduce Marianne Faithfull.

Laddie, what do you think is the best song to have never appeared on a studio album or been released as a single? ie. B sides, songs that have only been performed live, and songs that were recorded for an album but didn't make the final cut.

Hmmmm. That's a tough one. The Masterplan I suppose, but that was released on an album of B-sides so does that count? Acquiesce is another.

Rain and Baby Your a Rich Man by the Beatles

I'm free by the Rolling Stones.

Highway Chile by Jimi Hendrix.

Talk Show Host by Radiohead.

How Soon Is Now by the Smiths was a B-side wasn't it?

Maggie May by Rod Stewart was originally a B-side

Was Strawberry Fields Forever a B-side? or was it a Double A-side with Penny Lane?

How Soon Is Now appeared on Hatful Of Hollow and Meat Is Murder.

My Beatles knowledge is not so good, so I'm not sure about that one. I have heard Rain, as Nick Hornby named it as one of his favourite songs in a book, so I downloaded it.

I guess Masterplan would count.

Half The World Away - Oasis

It's like how much more black could this be? and the answer is......none......none more black.

24 bottles of Beck's from Morrisons for 7 quid - I don't usually drink this piss, but i couldn't turn me nose up at that offer.

ALAN AKBAR!

24 bottles of Beck's from Morrisons for 7 quid - I don't usually drink this piss, but i couldn't turn me nose up at that offer.

ALAN AKBAR!

Becks is better than Stella my man.

Becks is better than Stella my man.

It's going down well so far. :luvbed:

Any of you tarts on the sauce tonight?

Any of you tarts on the sauce tonight?

We love you Laddie, we ****ing hate palace, we love you laddie, we ****ing hate palace...

Nope, sobriety for me tonight lover. I'm on holiday for a week now babes.

We love you Laddie, we ****ing hate palace, we love you laddie, we ****ing hate palace...

Nope, sobriety for me tonight lover. I'm on holiday for a week now babes.

Off to France?

Off to France?

Yeah, i'm staying with Alexis' mum. What a woman.

Any of you tarts on the sauce tonight?

I was out on the lash last night, babes
Freshers week, hoe's galore.

I was out on the lash last night, babes
Freshers week, hoe's galore.

Did you get any poon?

Did you get any poon?

I was on good behavior last night
Even though the missus wasn't around
I was far to drunk to interact with females, anyways.

I was on good behavior last night
Even though the missus wasn't around
I was far to drunk to interact with females, anyways.

Good boy. :boobies:

Yeah, i'm staying with Alexis' mum. What a woman.

Aye, all the lads remember Alexis's mum.

I was out on the lash last night, babes
Freshers week, hoe's galore.

Well, don't be shy. Who did you butterball?

Aye, all the lads remember Alexis's mum.

How could I forget? That rash still hasn't gone away.

How could I forget? That rash still hasn't gone away.

Cleggy? Who was that man that used to be in yer avi, the fellow drinking his milk like a good boy. I liked him, he made me smile.

Cleggy? Who was that man that used to be in yer avi, the fellow drinking his milk like a good boy. I liked him, he made me smile.

From the front cover of a Smiths record.It's a scene from a film (of a book) called The Collector. Although his name is Clegg, he's not much like me. For example he kidnaps a girl that he's obsessed and keeps her in a dungeon. So far so good. But then he doesn't even shag her.

http://vu.morrissey-solo.com/moz/disc/smiths/difference1.jpg

Any of you tarts on the sauce tonight?

Aye, Lidl Cider my friend.

Aye, Lidl Cider my friend.

Is that even cheaper than White Lightning?

From the front cover of a Smiths record.It's a scene from a film (of a book) called The Collector. Although his name is Clegg, he's not much like me. For example he kidnaps a girl that he's obsessed and keeps her in a dungeon. So far so good. But then he doesn't even shag her.

http://vu.morrissey-solo.com/moz/disc/smiths/difference1.jpg

Thought I recognised it from somewhere. Maybe he was also celibate like Morrisey.

Is that even cheaper than White Lightning?

About £1.50ish for 2 litres. 5.2% and it tastes really nice an all. Very similar to Strongbow.

I might have to pop down to Lidl tomorrow at that price.

From the front cover of a Smiths record.It's a scene from a film (of a book) called The Collector. Although his name is Clegg, he's not much like me. For example he kidnaps a girl that he's obsessed and keeps her in a dungeon. So far so good. But then he doesn't even shag her.

http://vu.morrissey-solo.com/moz/disc/smiths/difference1.jpg

I thought that was the cunt from Life on Mars when I first saw that picture.

About £1.50ish for 2 litres. 5.2% and it tastes really nice an all. Very similar to Strongbow.

The local round my old house used to tick me ( Does this term translate down in England? ) 2, 3 Litre bottles every Friday.

I must have owed the cunt about 75 quid when I moved.

Nope, Terence Stamp. He was once in a film called The Limey, so he's probably a good man.

He drinks milk too.

Good role model for the kids.

I got 24 cans of scrumpy jack 500ml cans for a tenner from makro yesterday, I'm not too sober at the mo, hows you fellas?

Great avatar oovavu.

Inebriated. Yes it feels good to be inebriated.

I bought 6 pints of milk. :beerchug:

I love calcium.

Did yer tiger drink them all?

Anyone ever read a Vastine post and decided that he was superior to Oscar Wilde? Me neither, but he seems to disagree:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4103927&postcount=74

Anyone ever read a Vastine post and decided that he was superior to Oscar Wilde? Me neither, but he seems to disagree:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4103927&postcount=74

Oscar Wilde looked a lot like Stephen Fry.

I'm actually beginning to think It's some cunt with a brain pretending to be extremely stupid.

No one is this much of a moron, surely?

His response to every thread, no matter the subject, is always the same:

Be as antagonistic as possible, as offensive as possible and make no point whatsoever.

Another night, another crate. I'm on the Grolsch tonight, lovers.

Another night, another crate. I'm on the Grolsch tonight, lovers.

No lover, yet again i'm going cold turkey. Have just polished off two big bars of chocolate and i'm starting to get the shakes.

No lover, yet again i'm going cold turkey. Have just polished off two big bars of chocolate and i'm starting to get the shakes.

The shakes? perfect! close your eyes and grasp this as tight as you can....

I'm down to my last two Stella's lads, i think i'm going to save them till just before i go to bed.

I'm down to my last two Stella's lads, i think i'm going to save them till just before i go to bed.

Get 'em down yer.

Knock them back with a couple of anti-depressants.

A guaranteed snooze.

Knock them back with a couple of anti-depressants.

A guaranteed snooze.

I've got some diazapam, might knock some of them back with the remainder of a bottle o' bells i've been saving.

You know it makes sense.

We've taken the richest club in the world to pens. I'm happy with that.

Me TV's on the blink and I can't watch **** all.

What's going down, babes?

Me TV's on the blink and I can't watch **** all.

What's going down, babes?

My beautiful seagulls are currently taking pens against man city.

It was 2-2 after ET

2-1 on pens at the minute.

A toast to the Seagulls.

A toast to the Seagulls.

It's 3-3 at the minute, my weak heart cant take much more lover.

Yes virgo just got number 4

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS 5-3 get in my sexy bum boys.

'Mon the Gulls.

'Mon the Gulls.

Up the arse!!

The Jizzmaker's coming for you.

The Jizzmaker's coming for you.

I wasn't going to stoop to such a childish act, but then everyone else did so I thought what the hell.

Imagine if Haye read these boards? He'd be like WTF?

Imagine if Haye read these boards? He'd be like WTF?

He'd probably be thinking who the **** leaked that photo.

LOL.

He's a promiscuous bum boy is the Gayemaker.

LOL.

He's a promiscuous bum boy is the Gayemaker.

He looks extremely similar to R Kelly to me, I wonder if it was him on the video shagging that nipper.

I wouldn't put it past the dish.

Do you think the rumors that he shagged Jade Goody were true?

I wouldn't put it past the dish.

Do you think the rumors that he shagged Jade Goody were true?

Probably, the dirty fecker... His beef bayonet was so big that it gave the racist cunt cancer... and made her ugly.

You bunch of poofs.

You not rockin' the Gayemaker in yer avy?

Laddie, would it be considered an abuse of your mod powers to delete Oscar Wilde II's posts?

I actually don't mind the flaming, it's more the fact that he posts in almost every Limey thread, turning them to **** in the process.

I don't want the gaymaker in my avatar.

Laddie, would it be considered an abuse of your mod powers to delete Oscar Wilde II's posts?

I'd be in full support of that action.

I could, but he's not worth the energy.

I wish me mod powers extended to banning cunts as well. He'd be out of here sharpish I tell thee.

I changed all of his abusive posts the other day.

I changed the usual "Gays AIDS, YOU'RE ****" to things like "Liverpool are ****"

That's what set him off the other day and made him create about 10 threads in me honour.

Morning men.

Morning men.

Morning? I haven't been to bed yet.

How are you, ladies?

How are you, ladies?

I'm making another bacon sandwich. How are you?

Just watching Calzaghe-Eubank.

Though past prime, Eubank was the sexier of the two at the time of the fight. Joe certainly came into his own (oo er) a couple of years later though.

Just watching Calzaghe-Eubank.

Though past prime, Eubank was the sexier of the two at the time of the fight. Joe certainly came into his own (oo er) a couple of years later though.

The knock-down was sweet, don't you think? That's when Calzaghe threw punches.

The knock-down was sweet, don't you think? That's when Calzaghe threw punches.

It was a nice shot, no doubt. One of the best of his career.

It was a nice shot, no doubt. One of the best of his career.

It shows that he has very little power though. A shot that good should of had Eubank hurt, but he got up in 2 seconds.

False, Eubank had an iron chin.

Eubank took Shavers' best punch and didn't blink.

Calzaghe KO'D prime Jake LaMotta in sparring.

I was almost choked to death by my bacon sandwich.

Bacon Sandwich TKO Rizo.

Bacon Sandwich TKO Rizo.

I'm still coughing now.

Man up Rizo and get the avatar changed.

*****, Haye would be ashamed.

Too cuntin' right.

Riz is ducking Haye, he knows that the premiscuous Gaye would bum him all night.

The Avi personally is making me :wank: twice as much as normal.

**** me, this site's slower than Msagrain tonight.

**** me, this site's slower than Msagrain tonight.

Indeed it is. I think BPP wants to stop people from seeing out sexy avatars.

Any of you planning on watching the Williams fight?

I don't think I can be bothered downloading sopcast, but if someone links to a site that's showing it than I'll have a watch. I like Arreola as well.

I was hoping that we'd all get banned for the avatars, just because it would leave about 3 non-retarded posters on the entire forum.

I guess Pump is scared of us. Or too lazy to bother.

Any of you planning on watching the Williams fight?

I don't think I can be bothered downloading sopcast, but if someone links to a site that's showing it than I'll have a watch. I like Arreola as well.

I'm not going to bother tbh, i'll look for a stream for you though.

I was hoping that we'd all get banned for the avatars, just because it would leave about 3 non-retarded posters on the entire forum.

I guess Pump is scared of us. Or too lazy to bother.

I must admitt, when I opened Firefox today I did half expect a Weeks Ban, but nope. BPP must be feeling generous, or he is enjoying the dite of Haye being jizzed on.

Can I join

You mean join the avatar thing? Of course.

Paul Williams = the greatest of all time.

Paul Williams = the greatest of all time.

You gonna watch it laddie? When is it on?

What, the Williams fight? twas on last night.

What, the Williams fight? twas on last night.

Oops, self pwnage on my part there.

Aye, he beat some bum at his first fight at middleweight and the NSB tards are running around saying he'd beat the likes of Pavlik, Abraham and Calzaghe.

I was almost choked to death by my bacon sandwich.

serves you right for eating a butty with arms. How is all?

I'm fine, darling. I miss Hoff though.

I'm fine, darling. I miss Hoff though.

Where is that sexy bummer? I miss the hairy chinned love muscle un'all.

I'm a bit ****ed off that some people got their avvy removed and some people didn't but I got ****ing banned for the cunts. Nazi cunts.

T-97 got hit with the ban stick as well apparently.

I shall join you soon, lover.

Have you got the lube ready for our orgy in the land of the banned?

T-97 got hit with the ban stick as well apparently.

I shall join you soon, lover.

Racist cunts. PBDS just got his removed.

Do you know if annie got banned? I think we should all create 50 alts and bombard bpp with banning material to piss him off.

Anorak isn't banned yet, I just checked the Gaye Haye thread and most avatars are still intact.

motherlicker

I'm goin to bed you tarts.

Loves yer.

I'm a bit ****ed off that some people got their avvy removed and some people didn't but I got ****ing banned for the cunts. Nazi cunts.

I heard that.

You've left the Gaye Haye army in order to join the Nazis.

Our orgies are much better. Jodie Marsh>Irma Grese.

Sieg Heil!

You've left the Gaye Haye army in order to join the Nazis.

Our orgies are much better. Jodie Marsh>Irma Grese.

Anne Frank>everyone


I'm still a proud member of the Gaye Haye Army, but just had to change my avvy for a little while.

It is a sad day for our fallen brothers.

We shall all unite and bring them back.

We're only banned til tonight at 10 pm. BPP can't stay mad with us, he loves our bums too much.

BigPoppa and Reeno on a night out:

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1192/10520585070db4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

BigPoppa hard at work moderating boxingscene:

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8330/bannedqm5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

alreet gayboys. hows it going? much been happening on ere lately? x

How are you, Oldskool? I was going to invite you into Team Homo before I got banned.

lol thanks man. why did they ban u

Vince Noir has been banned. So I created a Howard Moon alt for nothing:(

I just got into contact with some old friends from High School and to be honest, the nostalgia factor has overtaken me.

I'm on the verge of sheddin' a tear here, fellas.

Vince Noir has been banned. So I created a Howard Moon alt for nothing:(

mad head that you are

lol thanks man. why did they ban u

For being too damn sexy.

I just got into contact with some old friends from High School and to be honest, the nostalgia factor has overtaken me.

I'm on the verge of sheddin' a tear here, fellas.

hehe offit arnt ya

That I am.

That I am.

certainly are frankenberry my friend

So, where you been all this time?

grossing man. i got a new flat in scotland and was stuck here working all summer. just got the internet a few days ago :-( much been happening like?
who are you x

Tis I - Oasis_lad.

Naw, ain't much been happening. The Hoff rarely posts these days and no one engages in a bit of banter anymore.

Tis I - Oasis_lad.

Naw, ain't much been happening. The Hoff rarely posts these days and no one engages in a bit of banter anymore.

Oasis Lad!!!!! me big gay lover. hows it going man. what happened to ya old account??? close run today for celtic eh?

what u upto tonight? got a keg of heineken to meself lol. quality

Aye, typical Celtic. Dose off and then put the effort in during the last quarter of the game.

I'm on me last few cans, darling. Desperate times.

Aye, typical Celtic. Dose off and then put the effort in during the last quarter of the game.

I'm on me last few cans, darling. Desperate times.

lol what do ya think of heinieken?? i must admit its me new favourite beveredge in the world. you can get a 5 litre keg in asda for a tenner. spot on in my opinion. what ya been upto lately bud

I've been on the Becks lately - 24 bottles for 7 quid from Morrisons.

http://www.oxfam.org.uk/generationwhy/blog/chav_cap.jpg

Laddie, T-97 and Rizoom nowhere to be found. Looks like I'll be watching the fight by my e-self.

Laddie, T-97 and Rizoom nowhere to be found. Looks like I'll be watching the fight by my e-self.

They're at a pikey convention.

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Shaun says:
Why do you appear offline?

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Shaun says:
I loged off while I had a wank
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Passing Afternoon says:
Copycat
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:08:

Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:08:
I used some heat lube
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Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:10:
do you like it when girls talk dirty?
Passing Afternoon says:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJQomr6Er0&feature=related
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:10:

Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:11:
& Britney Spears =
Passing Afternoon says:
He's no longer your idol?
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:11:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sEU9Q8NlOiY
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Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:12:
I used to think the girl in that song was so hot
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:12:
she is like a twig
Passing Afternoon says:

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mrDCf5h6YN4&feature=related
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:13:

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Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:14:
she can't sing
Passing Afternoon says:
So?
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:14:
she's ugly
Passing Afternoon says:
Not in her prime
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:15:
yes
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:15:
can't sing, can't dance and she's ugly
Passing Afternoon says:

Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:17:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIPYh2XijV0
Passing Afternoon says:

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Overrated
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:18:

Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:18:
KOs the iron chined DeWitt
Passing Afternoon says:
So did Nigel Benn
Passing Afternoon says:
And Benn did it first, softened him up
Passing Afternoon says:
Benn is ATG, Toney is a bum
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:20:
nah
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:20:
someone koed him in 3
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:20:
and then someone else in 7
Passing Afternoon says:
Scientific fact
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:21:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-hpl3nPjg
Passing Afternoon says:
The other KO defeats were on cuts
Passing Afternoon says:
But Benn KO'D him properley, made his chin crack in half, needed surgery
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:22:
Toney killed him
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:22:
why do you think he never fought again?
Passing Afternoon says:
Nah Toney robbed him
Passing Afternoon says:
De Witt was winning on the scorecards
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:22:
againts Benn he was
Passing Afternoon says:
Then he took the padding from his drugs
Passing Afternoon says:
And took steroids
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:22:
he got owned againts Toney
Passing Afternoon says:
And kicked de witt

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So far I have it scored for De Witt
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:24:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo6f6C9ztPM
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Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:24:
no way
Passing Afternoon says:
I can't watch 3 at once
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:24:
onesided beating
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Passing Afternoon says:
Nah, De Witt is showing ring generalship
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:25:
James Toney vs Danny Williams would be good
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=83nbHy2KjhY&feature=related
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:25:
then Toney vs Haye
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Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:26:
weight drained
Passing Afternoon says:
Haye by brutal KO
Passing Afternoon says:
Wlad by brutal KO
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:26:

Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:26:
Toney beat Sam Petter
Passing Afternoon says:
False
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Peter deserved decision both times
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:27:
no
Passing Afternoon says:
I scored it 120-105
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Passing Afternoon says:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GkAdniPgu6o&NR=1
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:28:
killed Evander
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:28:
they took him out in a coffin
Passing Afternoon says:
Lucky punch
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Holyfield was 74
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:29:
made rahman quit in 2 rounds
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:30:
Owen thing is on ESPN classics at 12:05
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Passing Afternoon says:
Nah he headbutted Rahman and cut him
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Dirty bastard
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:31:
it was a paper cut
Passing Afternoon says:
It was worse than Henry Cooper's
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Henry Cooper would KO fat Toney
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Left hook would finish him in the first round IMO
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:33:
http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/744/Monte-Barrett3.jpg
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will ko Haye
Passing Afternoon says:
nAH
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Haye will destroy him
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Cliff Couser style
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Hopkins=boring old cunt
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Seriously, vs Calzaghe, vs Tarver, vs Wright...all bad fights
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Jambo agrees
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:35:
yea
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but he will beat pavlik
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He is too old
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Will need a hip replacement after a few rounds
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:35:
he beat calzaghe
Passing Afternoon says:
Nope
Passing Afternoon says:
You must have missed the fight
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Calzaghe pwned Hop
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Calzaghe is from the ghetto
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:36:
http://lightsout10.tripod.com/toney_holyfield_fight9.jpg
Passing Afternoon says:
He was in Cardiff prison, that toughens a man's soul
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:37:
he got ****ed in the ass
Passing Afternoon says:
Who, Hopkins? Yeah in the 10th round, great moment
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Gave me a hard on
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Respond
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:39:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=207
Passing Afternoon says:
Some of the high scores are ridiculous
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Seem impossible to beat
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Especially from Dave Jones
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:41:
he cheated
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How did he do it?
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:41:
hax
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Mundine would beat James Toney
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:43:
time played
1 davebrown 78590 hahaha 06-07-07 22:02 01:56
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:44:
you only get 99 seconds
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He likes Audley Harrisson
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:46:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=1578
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Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:49:
i suck
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I came second
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:50:
so did that game
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Do you get points for coming first?
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:50:
used to i think
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:51:
i lost all my money
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:51:
**** THIS HGAM
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Passing Afternoon says:
Check the leaderboard biatch
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:57:
I GET THE ANSWERS
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BUT THEN I HIT BOO
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AND LOSE ALL MY CASH
Passing Afternoon says:
You don't get points for coming first in the arcade games
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No point in playing
Passing Afternoon says:
UncleCuntington 16750 Clegg>Rizo 09-28-08 11:54 05:53
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:59:
8500x2 then i get boo
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boo?
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:59:
booya
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 11:59:
takes off all your money

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Passing Afternoon says:
hmm
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 12:01:
11000
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Passing Afternoon says:
Congrats
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 12:01:
2nd place
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Almost as good as me
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Actually I am far better but nice try
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 12:01:
got boo
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I should post this convo in Limey Lang
Shaun sent 28/09/2008 12:01:
would be a good game other than that
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I should post this convo in Limey Lang

Shaun sent 28/09/2008 12:02:

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Check the highscores *****.

Don't speak to Sweet Revenge that way, he is a good guy, no need to be abusive about an arcade score.

Wlad Owns has an alt called The Limey.

It would be more convincing if most of the posts on that accounts were something other than 'Limey hypejob will be exposed' before he changed the username.

I'm on the Pilsner Urquell, very underrated chaps.

http://www.beerstore.com.au/beerstore/uploads/beerImages/pilsner_urquell_large.jpg

devastated Spurs fan drowning his sorrows

BBC Radio 2
Jimi Hendrix: Made in England
Good stuff for any Jimi fans

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b007klwk/

Awrite sluts? Bloody BBP banned my alt last night aswell. What a numpty he is.

Alreet, Stephen?

Alreet, Stephen?

Hello Frankie babes. On the sauce tonight?

I'm still undecided. I've got 2 hours before the shops shut anyway.

I've still got two days off and it's me birthday tomorrow so I might have a little toddy.

Happy Birthday, Babes.

Cheers lover, i'm gonna be 27! It feels fecking old, I want to spend my last night as a 26 year old in the arms of a younger man. Fancy it?

Who art thou?

Who art thou?

Aah Jimi, how we miss thee.

(It's Jambo)

Jambo me boy, I heard Team Gaye took a ban right down the pipe
Somehow Pump restrained himself from banning me
I might just get the ol' Haye avatar back on.

Jambo me boy, I heard Team Gaye took a ban right down the pipe
Somehow Pump restrained himself from banning me
I might just get the ol' Haye avatar back on.

Yer a legend Trav.

I have'nt got the bastard saved
Somebody send me it and I'll wear it with pride
Franke Boyle, I'm hoping is Laddie
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I have'nt got the bastard saved
Somebody send me it and I'll wear it with pride
Franke Boyle, I'm hoping is Laddie
:luvbed:

Yeah I can't believe he got banned for six months. I'm traumatised by it.

I'm just popping out for some beers, fellas. Au revoir.

Laters babes.

6 months!?
Just you Lad or did everyone?
Happy birthday btw, get the Stellas down you

They're trying to make an example of me. Trying to get me to confess to heresy.

Never!

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Date the ban will be lifted: 10-27-2008, 12:00 AM


I dunno what the sigs bit was about either because I had the Brighton Vs. Man City score in mine.

The roids have turned his brain to mush.

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I dunno what the sigs bit was about either because I had the Brighton Vs. Man City score in mine.

To some that is ****.

To some that is ****.

Good point, I did have a few shakes over it myself.

Laddie, Frankie Boyle is on in Birmingham soon. I might go and see the tart.


Fellas, it's time for insurrection. Lets go and leave some abusive messages on BigHitlers profile page.

Let the drinking commence.

Laddie, Frankie Boyle is on in Birmingham soon. I might go and see the tart.


Fellas, it's time for insurrection. Lets go and leave some abusive messages on BigHitlers profile page.

I've been trying to get tickets to go and see the cunt for ages now.

Laddie, Frankie Boyle is on in Birmingham soon. I might go and see the tart.


Fellas, it's time for insurrection. Lets go and leave some abusive messages on BigHitlers profile page.

Yeah let's do it.

Remember the glory days hoff? A bit of stealth profile bombings. Exige and versy used to take it right down the pipe!