The power of tim worked. Murrays now 4-3 up.

What do I think about Andy?
The kids a real talent & a great sport
I wish him all the best.
TH

Tim what's it like to be the P4P best ever tennis star to ever walk the earth?

Also how did you get that fit bird you ugly cunt.

All hail the power of Tim.

Bleedin' eck. I can't believe it.

All hail the booze!

Who fancies a square-go?

Hello? is it moi you're looking for?

Who fancies a square-go?

I'll have a dig you sweaty cunt.

I'll have a dig you sweaty cunt.

Go on! plant one of yer love-taps right on me chin, cunt! :boxing:

What's with the av, Naps?

If I had to **** a bloke, it wouldn't be her. A prime Butterbean is more my cup of tea.

I'd give butterball one.

What's with the av, Naps?

If I had to **** a bloke, it wouldn't be her. A prime Butterbean is more my cup of tea.

Now your're talking my language.

Now your're talking my language.

Portugese?

Any of you cunts drunk right now? if not.....you get nothing from me.

Any of you cunts drunk right now? if not.....you get nothing from me.

I'm on the verge of tipsy?

I'm on the verge of tipsy?

I'll accept it, just for now.

I'll accept it, just for now.

Rat face murray is getting butt ****ed by federerer

Any of you cunts drunk right now? if not.....you get nothing from me.

*raises hand* Give it to me, Laddie :luvbed:

We need Tim to get over there and talk to the moody cunt. Only Henman can help him.

So, moody blew it. What a tit.

it was againsy roger. the scoot deserves some credit

Federer had more rest than Murray as well. To be honest Murray wouldn't have beaten him anyway but he deserves credit for reaching the final.

Bumped into Joe Calzaghe yesterday on the way to the dentist down Blackwood town.

He was on his mobile outside Louis Plaice Fish Shop. I looked at him and he just gave me a bloody funny look.

Sounds like he's ducking you.

Sounds like he's ducking you.
He did look a bit shady.

He isn't really that big either. I'm about 6'1. Could match up to him easily. :boxing:

Well if we all get sucked into a black hole tomorrow and die, I just wanted to say..... Lads, it's been emotional. I loved you all in different ways, mainly sexually but you've all touched me, deep down in my limey green tooft heart.

But I just wanted to say, if there are any survivors and you can find my remains, either Laddie, southpaw or hoff get to keep or share my trousersnake, if all of us die, I would like all of our trousersnakes to be donated for medical research or to feed the starving millions in africa and india. I just don't want the big corperations getting hold of my beef bayonet, it could be used for extreme evil in the wrong hands in a post apocalyptic world.

Please lads, defend my trousersnake with your lives, the future of the human race could depend on it.

If it all goes ok, i'll see you tomorrow for stellas and pwnage.

My sister came from school today saying that we are all going to die tomorrow at 4am due to this bloody recreation of the big bang.

Is it me or have the school rumours got a little too serious?

Long Live Britannia!

I'll swallow this black hole cunt before he swallows me.

The world is safe for now. October 21st is when the doomsday naysayers will be out in force again.

Jambo, for you, lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FVjATcqvc

haha Just got called a limey cunt by this wanker - WLAD OWNS. ****ing Prussians..

Yeah, Wlad Owns is a cunt.

Yeah, Wlad Owns is a cunt.

Co sign.
:luvbed:

Could of been limey boy..that worried me the least he thought calling me a Limey (English) was insulting? Fool

Theo's doing well.

Good night for England and Scotland. Someone wants to have a word with the rest of the UK, they're letting us down a bit to be honest.

Theo's doing well.

Good night for England and Scotland. Someone wants to have a word with the rest of the UK, they're letting us down a bit to be honest.

I only really care for england scotland and the roi.

The world is safe for now. October 21st is when the doomsday naysayers will be out in force again.

Jambo, for you, lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FVjATcqvc

Cheers babes, that quenched my thirst for some interplanetary converse. It was, as Amir Khan would say, dead good init.

I only really care for england scotland and the roi.
Oi,Oi!

:slap:

Drinking tonight lads?

I got the bells in again, gotta be done.

I'm on the lager, love.

LMAO - I just saw Ricky Gervais in GTA IV - i had no idea he was involved.

I'm on the lager, love.

LMAO - I just saw Ricky Gervais in GTA IV - i had no idea he was involved.

It doesn't let you press start and skip through his show though :(

It doesn't let you press start and skip through his show though :(

LOL. True. Twas shit. Still, afterwards I got me Nat King though (does this term translate down in London?)

Does that mean you got sex?

Nat King Cole=Hole/goal?

Does that mean you got sex?

Nat King Cole=Hole/goal?

That's exactly what it means.

When i was younger i used to ask girls for sex by saying "When am a gettin' ma hole?"

Classy, eh?

I've said worse. That's why it's good to go out with girls with low self-esteem.

You know it, my friend. *High-five*

*Five*

I found some Stella the other day, put it in the fridge earlier, it should be cold enough to drink now.

I usually have cider though, chavtastic it is.

It's only Chav if you make eye contact.

What do you mean "found?" you weren't foraging around in bins for it, were you?

It's only Chav if you make eye contact.

What do you mean "found?" you weren't foraging around in bins for it, were you?

Had a party about 6 weeks ago, my brother put the unused drink on top of the cupboard (which is close to the ceiling), so I didn't see it until I went to get something else down.

It was a choice between Stella and pink gin. Gin pretty much sucks balls IMO.

Aye, you made the right choice.

*Raises bottle to Clegg* for you, lover.

Are we still talking about shagging?

Indeed.

Remember our last shag, Southpaw? :friday::moon::drive:

Baby you can drive my car.

Beep beep beep YEAH!

Indeed.

Remember our last shag, Southpaw? :friday::moon::drive:

That I do, babes. Amazing how I kept control of the car.

Aye, the alcohol didn't even hinder you.

Aye, the alcohol didn't even hinder you.

If anything it made me better, babes.

Aye, you consume waste and fart out brilliance. I salute you, lover.

Laddie, I'm on the Jack D tonight. I just got a little but the rewards outweigh the quantity. I just hope I can make it last a little longer.

**** making it last..... get it down yer!

**** making it last..... get it down yer!

It's gone, Laddie. I enjoyed the moment, but now I want a drink...

Me special sauce is on tap.

Me special sauce is on tap.

I'll have a pint, Laddie. If yer can manage?

I'll give yer a crate on the house.

I'll give yer a crate on the house.

Alan bless yer, Laddie. I intend to get hammered on special sauce tonight.

You hammered yet?

Football, football, football, use your modship as intended Southpaw.

What you doing up at this time for, me lover?

What you doing up at this time for, me lover?

I'm not too sure to be honest darling.

I think i just about collapsed after that post.

You hammered yet?

I passed out at the end of your special tap, lover.

I scrambled off to bed as well.

Alcohol - I loves ya, babes.

Who's up for some cock?

Send it my way lover.

Need you ask laddie?

What you up to tonight, babes?

P.S You have been nominated for Team Classic and you have around 90% of the votes ( this is secret, so keep schtum. )

What you up to tonight, babes?

P.S You have been nominated for Team Classic and you have around 90% of the votes ( this is secret, so keep schtum. )

Who me or clegg?

I'm not doin shit all babes, i'm sitting watching family cunting fortunes. Such a sad existance I lead.

Clegg, darling.

Your name as well as a few others is being voted on though.

It's a complicated business. We're careful letting new members in because of the Welter fiasco.

Clegg, darling.

Your name as well as a few others is being voted on though.

It's a complicated business. We're careful letting new members in because of the Welter fiasco.

I'm not fussed, i'm not 100% clear on what team classic is. As long as I can have seks with you laddie, what more could I want??

Clegg, darling.

Your name as well as a few others is being voted on though.

It's a complicated business. We're careful letting new members in because of the Welter fiasco.

Yeah, I can't believe he gave the password to Maddie.

Possibly I misread what Hurricane posted, but I'm pretty sure that's what he said.

Team Classic is basically one huge circle jerk.....oh, and you can discuss boxing without the words "Owned" "Exposed" or "Bum" popping up.

Team Classic is basically one huge circle jerk.....oh, and you can discuss boxing without the words "Owned" "Exposed" or "Bum" popping up.

No exposed bums getting owned??? I don't want to be involved, surely this is what us bum boys thrive on.

Yer right. I just enjoy Classic because it makes me feel dirty.

I'd imagine that Team Russia is the complete opposite. Considering that Wlad Owns is the only member, every post includes the words "owned" "exposes" and "bum".

Yer right. I just enjoy Classic because it makes me feel dirty.

If I expose my bum to you, would you own it for me?

Yes to both.

Yes to both.

:alcoholic??????

I'm drunk.

Yes to being drunk.

I'm drunk.

Yes to being drunk.

Good lad. Get 'em down yer. I'm drinking whisky out of the bottle, whilst listening to metallica's new album. I feel like a fat yank redneck, someone give me a truckers cap, a dirty white vest and some chewing tobacco.

I could never get into Metallica, Guns and moses, etc etc.

I don't really like guns n roses. When I was 8 I liked them, then by 9 I realised that they were shit.
Metallica is really the only metal band I ever listened to, there new album is very good. You kind of have to get in the mood for it though.

I listen to the Beatles and Dylan, and that's it. Ignorant? yes! but i loves it.

I listen to the Beatles and Dylan, and that's it. Ignorant? yes! but i loves it.

Oh **** me i'm P4P the number 1 beatles fan. In fact was just listening to them. I try and keep an open mind towards music, more so than most things because I can get easily bored with bands.
Do you like kings of leon laddie? They're my favourite band of the last couple of years.

Do you think Lennon really wanted to shag his own mum?

Do you think Lennon really wanted to shag his own mum?

Aaron Lennon maybe, not John.

Oh **** me i'm P4P the number 1 beatles fan. In fact was just listening to them. I try and keep an open mind towards music, more so than most things because I can get easily bored with bands.
Do you like kings of leon laddie? They're my favourite band of the last couple of years.

I enjoy them, darling.


Do you think Lennon really wanted to shag his own mum?

I think she was a huge chip on his shoulder, for sure. It made him what he was.

Fave Beatles albums?

In order:

1. Revolver
2. Abbey Road
3. Rubber Soul
4. Sgt. Peppers
5. With The Beatles.

Mine would be, white album, abbey road, revolver, rubber soul, sgt peppers. Top 5 in that order possibly.....

I've never been a fan of the White Album. To me; that signifies the Beatles at their worst, and yet..... it's still better than 99% of modern artists.

In order:

1. Revolver
2. Abbey Road
3. Rubber Soul
4. Sgt. Peppers
5. With The Beatles.

No white album lover? that and abbey road would probably be the top 2 on my ATG list.

Gave me reasons on the last page, babes.

I've never been a fan of the White Album. To me; that signifies the Beatles at their worst, and yet..... it's still better than 99% of modern artists.

Really? that surprises me. To me it's one of the major accomplishments in modern music, I think it would have to be my most listened to disc. By far actually, I had it on tape as a kid and it got ruined and now on cd which is also ruined. Time to download me thinks.

I loved the White album at first, but after i took in the Beatles' catalog, it just failed.

I loved the White album at first, but after i took in the Beatles' catalog, it just failed.

I feel the same but about all the early stuff, up until '65 and rubber soul, I just glaze over. Their real characters came out in their music on the white album, you can really tell for pretty much the first time what was a john song and what was a paul song. Also George started to really show his full potential with while my guitar gently wheeps, which is a favourite of mine.
For me the white, has everything you could possibly want in an album, and more.
PS i'm now drunk.

Here's Stilian Petrove for you, darling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII

He wouldn't be allowed on our screens today for fear of terrorism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9c5otT-RUA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9c5otT-RUA

It's disgusting acting like that on a building site. No hard hats or high vis vests. It's a health and safety nightmare so it is.

They're gay. That's why.

They're gay. That's why.

True lover, I hate the gays I do babes.

My beloved Brighton drew away to yo olde yeovil today so they did. The cunts went 1-0 up and then some new cunt making his debut got himself sent off. Tit.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_03/calzagheG2004_468x612.jpg

Calzaghe is here seen shouting.

"YES YES YES Jambo made it to 4000 posts without being permabanned, I ****ing love that boyo isn't it."

I dunno whether to stay up for the boxing or not. They might cancel it, and I'm starting to get tired...

might cancel it?

why is that?

Jambo is even sexier with over 4k worth of posts under his belt.

Cuntin' Guzman's ruined my evening so he has.

Jambo is even sexier with over 4k worth of posts under his belt.

As are you with 13 million points under yer trousersnake.

As are you with 13 million points under yer trousersnake.

I'm hoping to one day buy admin rights and start a new reign of terror over boxingscene. All new members will have to subject their trousersnakes to my judgement.

All hail Southpaw.

I see Travi$ took one straight down the pipe.

He was banned as well.

The good cats are falling like flies.

Why was travis banned? Does anyone know if it's permanent?

I think it was because of the Wlad-deepthroat thread.

I think it was because of the Wlad-deepthroat thread.

Must've missed that one.

Can't see why he got banned for that, I thought it was a typical travis thread really.
I don't know why that beez bitch was moaning and clearly hitting the report button whilst furiously wanking over the thought of wlad giving deep throat.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209739

He got banned for making bait threads.

He got banned for making bait threads.

Oh well he's always got his alt seasick. He'll be back.

He got banned for making bait threads.

comedy gold (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4066188&postcount=15)

LOL! (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4066225&postcount=17)

Shame he got banned, that thread was hilarious!

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4066354#post4066354

I presume it was for this post.

Riz, do you think Mike Ashley is a cunt?

travis is a poor imitation of jack.

Riz, do you think Mike Ashley is a cunt?

No he's the only (plastic) geordie out there who likes the fat greedy cunt.

Riz, do you think Mike Ashley is a cunt?

No, I think most of Newcastle United's fans are.

No, I think most of Newcastle United's fans are.

I think you are either Mike Ashley himself posting on boxingscene because you can't leave your house, or one of his close relatives.

No he's the only (plastic) geordie out there who likes the fat greedy cunt.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7615655.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/7615655.stm

I know I heard it earlier, doesn't make him not a fat greedy cunt.

I know I heard it earlier, doesn't make him not a fat greedy cunt.

He isn't making any money from Newcastle? The club is still in debt.

1,644 words? **** reading that.

He isn't making any money from Newcastle? The club is still in debt.

Boo ****ing hoo. Maybe he should've left the football side of things to the man HE employed to do the job in the first place.

He was obviously in crisis talks with keegan last night to try and lure him back to save his sorry fat arse but keegan stood by his principles and told him to poke it.

1,644 words? **** reading that.

They read it out on SSN earlier.

1,644 words? **** reading that.

Basically says he wants/wanted to make Newcastle like Arsenal.

Yeah I know, I did read it.

I feel some sympathy for the bloke, but I just don't think that his decision making has been particularly good, even if his intentions were.

Freddy Shepherd, now he was a cunt. If there was a Cunt FC, either him or Sepp Blatter would be the captain.

Is anyone else finding themselves getting into the fat yanks favourite sport?. Next i'll be eating burger's for breakfast and shooting immigrants.

PS - 10 football threads in a row?, what the ****?.

You mean American Football or basketball? Either way I don't have Sky Sports so don't get to see either.

I could do without the 17 Liverpool threads per day. Every year their title challenge is over before Christmas, it'll probably be the same this year.

I meant hot dog eating contests.

Nah, American Football. Its actually quite good once you get into it.

They have the monday night game (tuesday morning for us) live on C5.

I know what you mean about the scousers they get right on my tits. "This will be our year", we've heard that for the past 5 years. Then its over by Christmas and then by March it will be "Just a couple more signings in the summer and it will be our year".

Seriously guys, these football threads are getting ****in out of hand, we have a football thread so....why is there about a dozen on the first page?

Seriously guys, these football threads are getting ****in out of hand, we have a football thread so....why is there about a dozen on the first page?
Sir Spamalot aka Alexis Vastine. Complete twunt.

Limey friends
Was this worthy of a 2 week ban for travi$?
I honestly dont think so
Considering it was for Trolling, and Jack (god bless him) made about 30 threads on Kaynan

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209739

Limey friends
Was this worthy of a 2 week ban for travi$?
I honestly dont think so
Considering it was for Trolling, and Jack (god bless him) made about 30 threads on Kaynan

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=209739
They don't appreciate comedy genius. I'll be bookmarking that thread when I get home :)

They don't appreciate comedy genius. I'll be bookmarking that thread when I get home :)

travi$ posted like 7-8 replys in that thread
Then this cunt goes and says;
"beez721 : mods,,,,its sick perverted threads like these that keep some good knowledgable posters off this forum. can we please ban this fool. thanks"
What a little cunt.

f*ck him, he's a c*nt! I guess it could have gone in the Lounge, there are loads more people that are more worthy of a banning than Travi$!

it does amazeme how some members manage to avoid getting banned.

it does amazeme how some members manage to avoid getting banned.

Your sig gif made me smile.

I would have picked that kid up by the scruff of his neck and nutted him.

Alright lads? I'm looking for the Limey lounge and keep finding the footy lounge instead.

Alright lads? I'm looking for the Limey lounge and keep finding the footy lounge instead.

I think that french cunt should be banned for posting in our lounge anyway, let alone all the liverpool threads he's made.

I think that french cunt should be banned for posting in our lounge anyway, let alone all the liverpool threads he's made.

I wish I had the power to ban him, but alas, all I can do is keep deleting his threads.

I was planning on starting a poll asking who would win a drinking competition between George Best and Gazza (prime for prime, of course). I think I'll leave it until the football threads calm down.

I don't even like it that much, haven't seen a game since the European Championships.

Best FTW. ....

Yeah, I'd agree.

I have to say, I'm saddened that no one posted about Butterbean fighting in Blackpool the other day. He was fight against Mark Potter (the guy who lost to a one-armed Danny Williams).

http://www.lep.co.uk/otherlocalsport/Butterbean-ready-to-be-big.4413620.jp

Apparently Potter won by first round KO.

You know what this means, don't you? Prime Danny > Prime Holmes.

They can lock our threads.. but they can never take our freedom.

They can lock our threads.. but they can never take our freedom.
welcome back mate!

welcome back mate!

Thanks, Don
Pump had me locked up in one of his many torture chambers.

A right ol' H.H.Holmes is BigPoppa.

I've published my Diary of the events in the lounge, so I have.

Laddie, it's not even 9 and I'm already out of beer. How will I survive the night?

Get more beer...... somehow, someway.

Get more beer...... somehow, someway.

Awrite you sexy things?

I've always got an emergency supply of aftershave if I run out of booze.

Aye, I've knocked back many toilet cleaning products in me day.

Awrite you sexy things?

I've always got an emergency supply of aftershave if I run out of booze.

I delt with that at half eight. Now I'm looking for any spare cash lying about.

Aye, I've knocked back many toilet cleaning products in me day.

Had meth's cocktail in Kavos, whoooooo mama.

Aye, I've knocked back many toilet cleaning products in me day.

Had meth's cocktail in Kavos, whoooooo mama.

Aye, I was at a house party and this was before 24 hour licensing. I ended up trying to drink TCP. I had a bit. It tasted like shit, i didnt get anymore drunk and I stunk of the stuff for days. It came out of my pores.

[HOLY SHIT!] [LMAO!] brit phag get's exposed

^ Yer typical NSB thread title.

[HOLY SHIT!] [LMAO!] brit phag get's exposed

^ Yer typical NSB thread title.

I've scraped enough cash together and got meself 4 cans. Are yer proud of me, Laddie? No fat Yank could be as resourceful as yours truely.

You've done us proud, Southpaw.

I've scraped enough cash together and got meself 4 cans. Are yer proud of me, Laddie? No fat Yank could be as resourceful as yours truely.

Fine work Southpaw. You've proved yerself tonight. A limey bum boy has no right to call himself a limey bum boy until he has found himself broke and had to unearth the resourceful skills that had previously lain latent within him to buy himself a glorious four pack.

Pat yourself on the trousersnake Southpaw. Alan salutes you.

Well done southpaw, you've proved that you've got better economic capabilities than the fat yank mortgage companies. Not even old fanny may could scrape enough for four cans of stella at the moment.

Four cans and three bum boys with me. I have Alan to thank for this, so I do.

I was lucky enough to get me hands on a crate this morning, so I'm A-Okay.

Four cans and three bum boys with me. I have Alan to thank for this, so I do.

It's times like this that give me a warm tingly feeling in my trousersnake.

It's times like this that give me a warm tingly feeling in my trousersnake.

Don't let this feeling go to waste, babes. Use it.

No wonder Homer went mad at the hotel. No beer and no Tv would make any cunt lose it.

No wonder Homer went mad at the hotel. No beer and no Tv would make any cunt lose it.

No beer and no tv makes me somthing somthing, too.

How are yer cans tasting, lover?

How are yer cans tasting, lover?

As sweet as yer lips, babes.

Jack Dempsey Vs Me Trousersnake - who you got?

Your trousersnake has the size and strength advantage, but what's it like for stamina?

Me trousersnake could go 100+ rounds with ease.

I think you're the overwhelmingly favourite in this bout. Your generalship of his ring will be an all time classic.

Aye, I'll give 'im one RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE!

I'm out of cuntin' cans again!

Laddie, do yer have much beer left?

I've got about half a dozen bottles left I think.

I've got about half a dozen bottles left I think.

I'll fight yer for 'em, Laddie! :boxing: I'm a man on the edge, so I am. I'm open to a friendly wrestle.

First to be bummed into submission?

First to be bummed into submission?

Yer've done this before, babes :luvbed:

Aye, undefeated in 657,975,873,992 contests.

Come get some.

I'm playing Call Of Duty 3. There was a big battle, so I just stood behind a wall and let everyone else do the fighting while I went and got some food from the kitchen, by which time the battle was won for our team. Then at the end of the mission I got 20 achievement points for "efficient use of ammunition".

I ain't intimidated, Laddie. I know from experience that the second I unleash me trousersnake you will fall to yer knees.

I'm playing Call Of Duty 3. There was a big battle, so I just stood behind a wall and let everyone else do the fighting while I went and got some food from the kitchen, by which time the battle was won for our team. Then at the end of the mission I got 20 achievement points for "efficient use of ammunition".

You > Nelson > Napoleon > Patton

I ain't intimidated, Laddie. I know from experience that the second I unleash me trousersnake you will fall to yer knees.

On me knees is when I'm at me most dangerous.

On me knees is when I'm at me most dangerous.

The threat of danger arouses me love serpent to new heights, so it does.

I'll climb it like Jack climbs the beanstalk and slay whatever lurks at it's peak.

I'll climb it like Jack climbs the beanstalk and slay whatever lurks at it's peak.

Alan be with yer, Laddie. Tis a long climb but if anyone can make it, you can.

If Alan awaits me at it's peak then I'm ****ed.

I fear no man or beast, but Alan would kick me cunt in so he would.

ALAN AKBAR!

If Alan awaits me at it's peak then I'm ****ed.

I fear no man or beast, but Alan would kick me cunt in so he would.

ALAN AKBAR!

Don't mess with Alan, he's a mother ****er. If yer on his good side then beer and bum fun will be plentiful. Piss him off and yer'll spend eternity flacid, and sober.

Don't mess with Alan, he's a mother ****er. If yer on his good side then beer and bum fun will be plentiful. Piss him off and yer'll spend eternity flacid, and sober.

*Shudders*

The nightmare to end all nightmares.

*Shudders*

The nightmare to end all nightmares.

The mere thought sends me trousersnake back into hiding.

Laddie, no cans so I'm running on empty. I need to hit the hay.

Night, babes :luvbed:

Get some ZZZZZ in yer, lover.

Bum boys, I need some guidance
Do you think it's wise of me to pursue my dream of being a Hip Hop artist?

Bum boys, I need some guidance
Do you think it's wise of me to pursue my dream of being a Hip Hop artist?

Only if you rap about trousersnakes and stella.

Otherwise no.

Only if you rap about trousersnakes and stella.

Otherwise no.

What else would I rap about
I been representing the Limey Lounge in the Hip Hop Forum
See if you feel me
I'm white
Out of sight
I'll use my brain, not my might
I don't have knives
I don't own guns
But I'm partial to some love, up the bum

What else would I rap about
I been representing the Limey Lounge in the Hip Hop Forum
See if you feel me

I feel yer nicca.

Listen to my flow...

I like to drink stella's
and drive in my car
I like to bum fella's
Praise alan akbar.

I feel yer nicca.

Listen to my flow...

I like to drink stella's
and drive in my car
I like to bum fella's
Praise alan akbar.

Fo shizzle

Uh, uh, uh
Jambo got the stella
Hatton's on the box
They're both top fella's
But ones a ruddy fox

Fo shizzle

Uh, uh, uh
Jambo got the stella
Hatton's on the box
They're both top fella's
But ones a ruddy fox

Praise be to Alan
His sack is ****ing big
Travi$ has got black rhymes
but he aint no nig

I believe we "tore it up" then
I must say, you were top draw old boy
Now I shall tuck into some biscuits with my cuppa

I believe we "tore it up" then
I must say, you were top draw old boy
Now I shall tuck into some biscuits with my cuppa

Fo shizzle, fancy dunking yer bizzle in me tizzle?

Fo shizzle, fancy dunking yer bizzle in me tizzle?

I'm down with that homeslice
I also find it delightful when you nizzle on ma wizzle & laddie fizzles with ma bizzles

I'm down with that homeslice
I also find it delightful when you nizzle on ma wizzle & laddie fizzles with ma bizzles

Yes it's quite exquisite how we get them hoes to touch their toes.

Yes it's quite exquisite how we get them hoes to touch their toes.

Quite so
Off topic, have you seen the film Harsh Times by any chance?
It's got that bloody hunk, Christian Bale in it
My pal said its a good watch
Not sure if I can be assed to watch it.

Quite so
Off topic, have you seen the film Harsh Times by any chance?
It's got that bloody hunk, Christian Bale in it
My pal said its a good watch
Not sure if I can be assed to watch it.

It's fooking shit travis. One of the worst films i've ever had the mis-cunting-fortune to watch. The Bale lad is miscast and shouldn't have ever took the part.

Fonejacker on e4 now, Terry Tibbs in the house.

How many cunting cookery programs are there now? Every channel has several every bleedin' day.
If you want to get on tv, become a sheff....

It's fooking shit travis. One of the worst films i've ever had the mis-cunting-fortune to watch. The Bale lad is miscast and shouldn't have ever took the part.

Hoff you are exactly right
Bale was the wrong man for the job
He looks to old to me and trying to act Hispanic did not suit him, the accent he did was dreadful
The storyline was poor and the characters had nothing to them
I couldnt give a shit when he died at the end
What a waste of time.

It had Eva Longorororilongnameia though didn't it?

I haven't seen it, but I'd like to fornicate with her.

It had Eva Longorororilongnameia though didn't it?

I haven't seen it, but I'd like to fornicate with her.

She looks like a skeleton in this
A skeleton I would **** to death.

If someone was to make a thread calling Pump a cunt, what would be the chances of them being banned?

If someone was to make a thread calling Pump a cunt, what would be the chances of them being banned?

I would simply say, not worth the risk.

I guess I'll have to relieve my boredom some other way.

On the Stella again tonight Southpaw?

I guess I'll have to relieve my boredom some other way.

On the Stella again tonight Southpaw?

Jack Daniels, all the way.

Muff diving....











....Any of you promiscuous Homosexuals ever participated in this event?

Muff diving....











....Any of you promiscuous Homosexuals ever participated in this event?

I ****ing loves it laddie, and it's a well known fact scuba divers can stay down longer.

ATM laddie, it's the way forward.

I've just been diagnosed with......




















Sexy Syndrome. I'm a terminal case apparently.

I've just been diagnosed with......




















Sexy Syndrome. I'm a terminal case apparently.

Better let the good DR. Jambo give you a second opinion.

*snaps latex glove*

Open wide Laddie, i'm coming in.

For Kingdosia:

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What you fellas up to tonight then?

Laddie, Laddie, where for art thou Laddie?

Never fear, i iz 'ere.

Never fear, i iz 'ere.

It is the east and Laddies trousersnake is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
and gizza snog yer big hunk of burnin love.

Beautiful. Care to recite it in the nude?

Beautiful. Care to recite it in the nude?

I already was lover, I have the whole act tattooed on my beef bayonet.

*Inspects Jambo's bayonet to verify claims* This could take a while, lover. There's a lot to go over.

*Inspects Jambo's bayonet to verify claims* This could take a while, lover. There's a lot to go over.

Aye, luckily I remembered that you're short sighted so I had it printed in extra big letters.

Yer foresight serves you well.

My foreskin serves you better. I've got fack all to read laddie, I need a decent book, might just read the God delusion again.

Aye, tis a pisser. I'm low on reading material meself as well.

I'm ****in off to the land of nod, i've got to be up at 5 tomorrow to get a ferry to the isle of wight for 6.30.
See you later lover.

A fridge full of lager and a takeaway - does it get any better?

A fridge full of lager and a takeaway - does it get any better?

Only 1 thing could improve on that...whack on the Back to the Future box set.

Only 1 thing could improve on that...whack on the Back to the Future box set.

The first two? maybe. The third? **** that!