When are you going to add the Spurs thread to the Limey football thread?

When are you going to add the Spurs thread to the Limey football thread?

It's way more important than the rest of the premier league and deserves it's place all by itself.

Plus it was there first.

Good morning to all my luscious lovers.

Assassins Creed was not for me, i'd rent the cunt first. You could probably complete it in two days if you are a weirdo.

Call of duty ****s all over it and resistance.

You not got a wireless router laddie?.

Assassins Creed was not for me, i'd rent the cunt first. You could probably complete it in two days if you are a weirdo.

Call of duty ****s all over it and resistance.

You not got a wireless router laddie?.

Nah, it's all wires up in this mother****er. So, I'm guessing Assasin's Creed never lived up to the hype?

I might just get Call of Duty 4 and Soul Caliber IV now.

I got Assassin's Creed. It's not for me either, but I'll complete it at some point, just for the sake of it.

I like Resistance better than Call of Duty. Mainly because I'm **** at COD, whereas I am capable of winning games online at Resistance, and I've completed it on superhuman mode. On COD4 I just get shot a lot by American teenagers. I stopped playing as I felt I was letting the country down.

Being shot by a spoilt bratty fat Yank is as low as it gets.

Yep, but I like the S+M stuff, so I had a wank over the whole degrading experience.

Sicko....















I loves it.

I stopped playing as I felt I was letting the country down.

You did the right thing Clegg. Don't be ashamed son.


Fellas, I just went for a run and ten minutes into me run it starts ****ing pissing down. I'm bleeding soaked I tell thee. I thought me and Alan were buddies and he goes and does this to me. I tell youse what, I'm gonna have words with that cunt.

You did the right thing Clegg. Don't be ashamed son.


Fellas, I just went for a run and ten minutes into me run it starts ****ing pissing down. I'm bleeding soaked I tell thee. I thought me and Alan were buddies and he goes and does this to me. I tell youse what, I'm gonna have words with that cunt.

Just been pissing it down here, babes. I was out buying Stella. What have I done to offend Alan?

Just been pissing it down here, babes. I was out buying Stella. What have I done to offend Alan?

He's being a right mardy cunt aint he Southpaw. I'm telling yer, it's enough to turn a fella into a born again christian.

I've been in the gents all morning. Had a dodgy curry last night and the Haggis was none to pleasing.

He's being a right mardy cunt aint he Southpaw. I'm telling yer, it's enough to turn a fella into a born again christian.

I wouldn't go that far, babes.

But I'm still pissed off I can't go round the corner for a Stella without getting pissed on.

I wouldn't go that far, babes.

But I'm still pissed off I can't go round the corner for a Stella without getting pissed on.

Aye, maybe that's pushing it a wee bit, for we wouldn't want to associate ourselves with that ginger cunt known as jesus.

Laddie, recently I've been getting a severe case of the shizers about two days after a heavy drinking session. I think me body is telling me to consume less alcohol. Shall I just tell me body to **** off and carry on me stella activities?

Aye, tell it to **** right off, or you'll do your best Dirt E Gomez impression infront of a Mexican.

I've learned to ignore me body when it's crying for help. I recommend you do the same, me lover.

Good advice fellas.

It's a cheeky cunt is my body. I'll tell the bastard when it's had enough, not the other way round. This aint no bleeding democracy.

Good advice fellas.

It's a cheeky cunt is my body. I'll tell the bastard when it's had enough, not the other way round. This aint no bleeding democracy.

That's the way to do it, babes.

The weather is a bleedin' piss take

It's all a bleedin' piss-take these days. You just gotta shoulder-roll with it.

If I see mother nature out for a stroll today I'm gonna give her a kick in the cunt.

it's sunny down here in London! Dunno how long for though.

Quit bragging you ****ney cunt
Just kidding, I'm glad for you
Wanna know how many cups of tea I've had today?
To ****ing many.

Switch it up a little, babes. Go for coffee next, follow by a nice cup of Hoffee.

If I see mother nature out for a stroll today I'm gonna give her a kick in the cunt.

I'll hold her down for you, me lover.

I'll hold her down for you, me lover.

In that case I might slap her round the face with me trousersnake an all. You never know when the opportunity might come again.

In that case I might slap her round the face with me trousersnake an all. You never know when the opportunity might come again.

As long as I'm getting some as well, me darlin'.

As long as I'm getting some as well, me darlin'.

As a j.eggin once said Southpaw "It aint no fun if the homies can't get none".

Give 'er one for me, Lads.

Give 'er one for me, Lads.

I tell you what, we might as well do a Welter and keep her in the basement. That way everyone can come round and have a go.

It's only fair.

Give 'er one for me, Lads.

Join us, Laddie. Our three trousersnakes can make her airtight, so they can.

You know what? i will join you. Mother Nature always disliked us Scots.

You know what? i will join you. Mother Nature always disliked us Scots.

Good fella. Three trousersnakes are better than one.

We'll be like the three musketeers only with beef bayonets. All for one and one for cuntin' all.

She won't be raining on no one's parade no more after we're done with 'er.

Drink drink drink - i loves to drink.

Alright, lovers?

Drink drink drink - i loves to drink.

Alright, lovers?

Awrite laddie?

I was wasted last night, those bells were goin down too easily. I did a whole half bottle to meself.

I did that full bottle of Jack that night and woke up with me head pounding.

I did that full bottle of Jack that night and woke up with me head pounding.

I was meant to leave my house at 6 this morning. I didn't get up until 8.30.
'Twas not funny.

I was meant to leave my house at 6 this morning. I didn't get up until 8.30.
'Twas not funny.

Did you have to re-arrange that planned gay orgy then?

Did you have to re-arrange that planned gay orgy then?

Yeah, all the fellas were gutted. It's been rearranged for tomorrow if your up for it.

I'll be there.

I'll be there.

I'll get the baby oil out lover.

Aye, i want you pliant.

I'll get the baby oil out lover.

Olive oil works much better.

Olive oil works much better.

Bit smelly though.

I prefer piss as a lube meself.

weirdest thread on the site, i think,thats saying something too when you consider the stuff that gets posted on here. :p

weirdest thread on the site, i think,thats saying something too when you consider the stuff that gets posted on here. :p

Fancy playing tummy sticks whilst yer here? :luvbed:

tummy sticks?

You want to join in don't yer. You're curious about our sexual perversions.

tummy sticks?

You'll learn one day.

You want to join in don't yer. You're curious about our sexual perversions.

I'll stand on the sideline ;)

This thread needs a little class.

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This thread needs a little class.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z91/ayesha1997/AlanShearer.jpg

WTF was that? A balding Geordie?

Here's some class.

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WTF was that? A balding Geordie?

Here's some class.

http://img.skysports.com/07/11/218x298/AdamVirgo_596586.jpg

I don't even know who that cunt is.

I don't even know who that cunt is.

Laddie do you know? He was one of your lot.

Aye, he was with us once. His name's on thetip of tongue, but i can't remember the ****er now.

.......Virgo?

Answers tomorrow kids, i'm gonna get some shut eye.

Loves yer.

Aye, he was with us once. His name's on thetip of tongue, but i can't remember the ****er now.

.......Virgo?

Yes Adam Virgo. He's come back to b.town to get us promoted to the championship again.

Night lovers.

Sleep tight, sweet Prince.

Sleep well, babes.

What you drinking, Southpaw?

What you drinking, Southpaw?

Alcohol, babes. That's all I know.

Aye, that's all you need to know really. I'm on the kronenbourg meself.

Hows it goin' Limies?

Aye, that's all you need to know really. I'm on the kronenbourg meself.

What do you think of Khan fighting a guy with an actual high KO percentage for a change?

What do you think of Khan fighting a guy with an actual high KO percentage for a change?

I know you didn't ask me, but i'm trying to get in...

It seems pretty incredible on paper, But Prescotts resume is aweful. He has only fought like 4 guys with winning records and a few of his oppenents have 0 wins.

Even so, still very stunning. But I think ol' Wank knows what he's doing.

What do you think of Khan fighting a guy with an actual high KO percentage for a change?

Not much. Especially when all those KO's came against bums. Warren knows what he's doing - this is just another hand-picked opponent for Khan to KO, so the sheeple can lap it up.

PPV Frank can personally lick my arsehole if he thinks i'm paying 15 quid for that one.

PPV Frank can personally lick my arsehole if he thinks i'm paying 15 quid for that one.

Did you see the Sky Countdown earlier?

PPV Frank can personally lick my arsehole if he thinks i'm paying 15 quid for that one.

I was watching some classic Only Fools and Horses last night. Series 2 and 3. Great stuff.

Did you see the Sky Countdown earlier?

Nah i seen yesterdays one though and i hope Prescott wins because it would mean the world to him.

I was watching some classic Only Fools and Horses last night. Series 2 and 3. Great stuff.

You can't beat a bit of Only Fools when you're bored.

Funnily enough i sky + one last week of UK gold. It was the one where they go to America, ****ing brilliant.

I'm getting Khan on sopcast if I can.

And I know the guy has only KO'd bums but Khan has been doing similar, so he has.

You can't beat a bit of Only Fools when you're bored.

Funnily enough i sky + one last week of UK gold. It was the one where they go to America, ****ing brilliant.

Is that the one where the yanks kept thinking they were Australians?

I'd love to see Khan getting Audley'd.

Nah i seen yesterdays one though and i hope Prescott wins because it would mean the world to him.

I think it was the same, funniest line was when they were hyping Prescott up and then said

"Prescotts pretty slow...apperntly",

They are hyping him up when they ain't even seen him fight lol!

I'm getting Khan on sopcast if I can.

And I know the guy has only KO'd bums but Khan has been doing similar, so he has.



Is that the one where the yanks kept thinking they were Australians?

Yeah that's the one, pretty accurate stereotype that was for the stupid fat yanks.

I think i'll be joining you with that method.

That's right, i'd rather struggle to watch the fight on a grainy 4x4 inch box on my pc, then pay that bastard 15 quids worth of Stella money.

That's right 2 fingers for you Mr Warren.

The funniest part was Johnny Nelson actually trying to pull of the part of a well educated presenter.

What a 24 carat plonker you really are Frank Warren.

He can make a living off lawsuits alone.

I think we should all put in some money to hire Terry Marsh..

Get him to have a second shot at Warren ;)

Ploud membel of team ruck flank wallen.

Ploud membel of team ruck flank wallen.

ROR, I think Who Frung Poo shourd letuln.

Wan Long Pong > Who Frung Poo

Wan Long Pong > Who Frung Poo

Probably Southpaw but to be totally honest I never knew of Wan when I created Who. If I had I would never have bothered.

Probably Southpaw but to be totally honest I never knew of Wan when I created Who. If I had I would never have bothered.

If you were aware of Wan, you would have made Who the best of all. Built on Wans' strong points and abandoned the weak. Yer just arrived at the wrong time, hurricane.

If you were aware of Wan, you would have made Who the best of all. Built on Wans' strong points and abandoned the weak. Yer just arrived at the wrong time, hurricane.

Story of my life that.

Story of my life that.

All that matters is that yer here now. Laddie and I wouldn't have it any other way, so we wouldn't.

All that matters is that yer here now. Laddie and I wouldn't have it any other way, so we wouldn't.

Alan bless yer.

Alright, fellas? just beating up some ******s on GTA IV.

I just watched some Family Guy :D

Might have to go sleep soon...

I need a shag and a sleep... oh and more alcohol.

all hail Andy Murray fellow bum boys

all hail Andy Murray fellow bum boys

Nadal's Biceps > Murrays' miserable face.

Just watched Trainspotting for the first time.

Great film.

Alright, fellas? just beating up some ******s on GTA IV.

I started playing GTA 4 again the other day. I'm dating Kiki, last time I didn't bother with any dating or ****.

Gave green k to some of you cunts. :luvbed:

I started playing GTA 4 again the other day. I'm dating Kiki, last time I didn't bother with any dating or ****.

Brucie reminds me of BPP.

Just watched Trainspotting for the first time.

Great film.

"It's ****E being Scottish. We're the lowest of the low"

Brucie reminds me of BPP.

Brucie is god! He always texts me up and sends me e-mails. :rofl:

I'm a regular at the strip joint. That's where me and Brucie go to roll.

I'm a regular at the strip joint. That's where me and Brucie go to roll.

I like the boat ride, because you get Brucie's car after it.

London brothels offer sex for £15

Brothels in London are offering sex for as little as £15, a report says.

Some are charging just £10 extra for unprotected intercourse. The report also found that 85% of brothels in the capital operate in residential areas.

The study has been compiled by the Poppy Project, which provides education about prostitution, and helps victims of sex trafficking.

Researchers posing as potential punters telephoned 921 brothels that had advertised in local newspapers.

They also found 77 different ethnicities of women were being offered for sex, many from well-known trafficking hotspots such as eastern Europe and south-east Asia.

The average age of the women was 21, but several places offered "very very young girls" but did not admit to having underage girls available, the report said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7597232.stm

Get 'em while they're cheap lads.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7597232.stm

Get 'em while they're cheap lads.

I need more info.

Here's the number for the £15 ones: 07765232932

My matress had a spring come lose inside, and stick out of it a bit a little while ago. So I turned it over.

Now it's happened on the other side. I thought I'd done a good job of cutting it down to size with the garden cutter-giant-scissors-thingy, I've accidently lent on it 3 times, and cut my arm a bit each time.

So now I look like one of those self-harming emo kids.

Me cousin runs a brothel - I've had a few for free in me time.

I hope they were better looking than the one Wayne Rooney shagged.

Nope. I can only dream of quality birds like that.

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Hi Mum....

Gave green k to some of you cunts. :luvbed:

None to me :(

My matress had a spring come lose inside, and stick out of it a bit a little while ago. So I turned it over.

Now it's happened on the other side. I thought I'd done a good job of cutting it down to size with the garden cutter-giant-scissors-thingy, I've accidently lent on it 3 times, and cut my arm a bit each time.

So now I look like one of those self-harming emo kids.

:lol1:

None to me :(



:lol1:

Can't give it to you again.

Can't give it to you again.

Ahhhh, I won't complain then.

I can't give you any either. :(

Boom boom boom, let me hear yer say wey oh.

Boom boom boom, let me hear yer say wey oh.
Wayoh!

.................

Go Oasis!!!

Go Oasis!!!

Where for art thou laddie?

Where for art thou laddie?

I dunno. :dunno:

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:eek:

http://www.zooweekly.com.au/members/images/uploadedByUsers/image/emma-watson-upskirt-01.jpg
Respect for the bush:fest30:

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Respect for the bush:fest30:

Respect.

And double respect.

Alright, Lads?

I overdone it on the old tramp's sauce and spent most of yesterday with me head down the toilet.

I'm okay now though and shall be cracking some open tonight for it's Friday.

Why was I kicked out of team limey bum boys? :sad2:

Why was I kicked out of team limey bum boys? :sad2:

LMAO. You got kicked out of a homo group foir being too homo.

You on the Bells tonight, Jambo?

Why was I kicked out of team limey bum boys? :sad2:

For being a cunt about paying your debts. T'was most un-limey like.

You on the Bells tonight, Jambo?

Might go out and get some lager laddie, I don't fancy bells tonight. I've only just got home, cuntin' traffic was awful.
Plus i've got loads of ****ing housework to do before the family get back.

For being a cunt about paying your debts. T'was most un-limey like.

**** off, I paid it in full and bought him a gift. Chunk still owes me 20k points. You don't see me crying about it, do you?

Might go out and get some lager laddie, I don't fancy bells tonight. I've only just got home, cuntin' traffic was awful.
Plus i've got loads of ****ing housework to do before the family get back.

I'm just sitting and relaxing with a couple of cans tonight. I still don't feel 100%.

**** off, I paid it in full and bought him a gift. Chunk still owes me 20k points. You don't see me crying about it, do you?

You were a cunt about it. That's all there is to it. I'm not going into details.

You were a cunt about it. That's all there is to it. I'm not going into details.

I'm off to join team Yank!

I'm off to join team Yank!

Team Serb suits you better.

Team Serb suits you better.

Samo da te pogledam, odma mi se povracha

More proof that Rizoom is a cunt.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4029577&posted=1#post4029577

hahaha! I used to get a stella top, but it was too strong for my liking.

hahaha! I used to get a stella top, but it was too strong for my liking.

You're gonna get a barrage of red k.

Deserved in my opinion.

I bet you've been to see mama mia too.

dont nobody drink cider on here?

You're gonna get a barrage of red k.

Deserved in my opinion.

I bet you've been to see mama mia too.

I either get a shandy or a magners and no, I haven't seen mama mia.

dont nobody drink cider on here?

Used to drink white lightning. Don't yanks call that apple wine?

aint` that what these chavs drink?

aint` that what these chavs drink?

Guilty as charged.

Alright, Lads?

I overdone it on the old tramp's sauce and spent most of yesterday with me head down the toilet.

I'm okay now though and shall be cracking some open tonight for it's Friday.

You know it makes sense, Laddie. The only thing that cures a hangover is Stella.

You're gonna get a barrage of red k.

Deserved in my opinion.

I bet you've been to see mama mia too.

Ouch... lets not go below the belt.

You know it makes sense, Laddie. The only thing that cures a hangover is Stella.

I feel like a traitor but I just went out and bought san miguel.

Who've you got tomorrow in the us open southpaw moody or muscles?

I feel like a traitor but I just went out and bought san miguel.

Who've you got tomorrow in the us open southpaw moody or muscles?

Muscles of course!

Muscles of course!

I want the miserable limey cunt to win to win but I think his biceps will get totally exposed by Rafa's wanking arm.

I want the miserable limey cunt to win to win but I think his biceps will get totally exposed by Rafa's wanking arm.

Meh, I care not for the miserable Limey cunt. Rafa can dry hump him up and down the court for all I care.

I have mixed feelings. I do however want who ever wins, to go all the way.

I'm ****ing pissed off that no highlights of the England game are being shown on bbc or ITV.

No wonder our national game is ****e.

Guess what I did last night. I only went and saved over my GTA 4 save with a new game. :grr:

I wanted to see what happened if you didn't save Ivan.

I got GTA4 on the day it came out, and I still haven't completed it.

I got GTA4 on the day it came out, and I still haven't completed it.

I have, but I rushed it to get the "complete in under 30 hours achievement". So I missed out on lots of things.

I'm playing Tomb Raider: Legend at the minute.

its too early cunts

its too early cunts

I suppose I better go to bed.

I got GTA4 on the day it came out, and I still haven't completed it.

Me neither. I'm taking my time with it cos it's so good I don't want it to end.

Me neither. I'm taking my time with it cos it's so good I don't want it to end.

I like the choices you get though out the game. Also the executions are always fun.

LOL @ Fraudley.

LOL @ Fraudley.

what a waste of space he is.

Who you got for these next two fights laddie?

LOL @ Fraudley.

Laddie, have yer got a sopcast link?

Arthur and Khan. I wouldn't be surprised to see Cook win though.

Laddie, have yer got a sopcast link?

Nah, I've got a chipped box. Watching it on Box Office.

Nah, I've got a chipped box. Watching it on Box Office.

Yer one lucky.... sexy bum boy :luvbed:

Aye, this is a big **** YOU to Frank. I ain't paying and neither are any of the bum boys.

Arthur and Khan. I wouldn't be surprised to see Cook win though.

I guess your supporting Arthur Laddie.

I think Arthur can come on strong middle to late rounds.

Khan could get wheelchaired, if not this fight it will happen soon. Shame he's a great fighter but his defense needs sorting and his chin is ****e.

Aye, this is a big **** YOU to Frank. I ain't paying and neither are any of the bum boys.

Team **** Frank Warren.

I guess your supporting Arthur Laddie.

I think Arthur can come on strong middle to late rounds.

Khan could get wheelchaired, if not this fight it will happen soon. Shame he's a great fighter but his defense needs sorting and his chin is ****e.

Nah, I'm not supporting anyone. I've never rated Arthur.

I'd LOL long into the night if Warren's cash cow got derailed tonight.

Nah, I'm not supporting anyone. I've never rated Arthur.

I'd LOL long into the night if Warren's cash cow got derailed tonight.

My ****ty stream has cacked out. Now all I can do is read about it... I might miss Khan getting decked and Warren having heart failure. Life is a cruel *****.

You drinking tonight, lover?

You drinking tonight, lover?

Yes, tis saturday, did yer think I would spend it sober?

I hoped you wouldn't.

I hoped you wouldn't.

Good fight, Laddie?

Good fight, Laddie?

It's certainly picked up in the last couple of rounds. They have both hurt each other.

I've got Cook ahead.

Cook is cruising mate.

Aye, he's well ahead now.

Lovely little smooch at the end. Nice to see fellow bum boys on a PPV undercard :luvbed:

Wow. Terry O'Conner only had it by 1 point.

LOLZ.

Check out tonights ring announcer here on about 26 seconds in.

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahha.

YEEEEES ****in have it!

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahha.

Khan has no chin. LOL

I guess Warren knew it was time to abandon the sinking ship, and that's why this was on PPV.

LOL@ "Paid" Terry O'Conner waiting at the count of 9 for Khan to spring up from the deck.

Soon as he fought a guy who could punch, I knew it.

That was sickening. I thought Khan was going to die.

I guess Warren knew it was time to abandon the sinking ship, and that's why this was on PPV.

LOL@ "Paid" Terry O'Conner waiting at the count of 9 for Khan to spring up from the deck.

Haye will be exposed next.

This is the best thing to ever happen to me!

LOLZ. I'm still in hysterics.

LOLZ. I'm still in hysterics.

Same here, babes. Pinch me to make sure I'm not dreaming.

Same here, babes. Pinch me to make sure I'm not dreaming.

It's not a dream, babes. Hype-job Khan got knocked out and I'm still your lover.

It's not a dream, babes. Hype-job Khan got knocked out and I'm still your lover.

So this isn't Alan intoxicating me with blissful thoughts. Reality ain't so bad after cunting all! :luvbed:

Come 'ere you.

I wonder where Hoff is tonight.

Come 'ere you.

I wonder where Hoff is tonight.

I hope his Hoff'ness has heard the news or seen it for his own sexy eyes. If only he were to embrace with us... and drink of course.

Anyone up watching Katsidis-Diaz?

I ****ed off to bed and missed Diaz-Katsidis. I'm glad i did now.

Awrite Laddie. How yer been? I missed the Khan fight, it did make me chuckle when I heard though.

I ****ed off to bed and missed Diaz-Katsidis. I'm glad i did now.

Same here
:luvbed:

Same here
:luvbed:

You bastards never invited me.

:spank:

Awrite Laddie. How yer been? I missed the Khan fight, it did make me chuckle when I heard though.

I'm okay, babes Twas fun watching Amir get sparked.

Same here
:luvbed:

It felt so good to slip between the sheets with you and go 12 rounds, lover.

I'm okay, babes Twas fun watching Amir get sparked.



It felt so good to slip between the sheets with you and go 12 rounds, lover.

Jealous. :damnit1:

Never fear, babes. We go 15 rounds tonight. Non-stop.

Never fear, babes. We go 15 rounds tonight. Non-stop.

I'm ready, it'll be an all time classic, just like the thriller in manilla. I'll quit on my stool before the 15th bell.

Jealous. :damnit1:

Jambo, when you learn to last longer than Khan
You are welcome to join in
:kiss:

I'm ready, it'll be an all time classic, just like the thriller in manilla. I'll quit on my stool before the 15th bell.

We'll both just fall into each others arms, embrace and go for a kip.

Jambo, when you learn to last longer than Khan
You are welcome to join in
:kiss:

Aye tis true, you sexy bum boys make me come way too soon.

Maybe i'd be a good step up in quality for the poor little cunt.

I'm ready, it'll be an all time classic, just like the thriller in manilla. I'll quit on my stool before the 15th bell.

You ain't a quitter, Jambo. I found that out for meself during our Rumble and Tumble the other night.

You ain't a quitter, Jambo. I found that out for meself during our Rumble and Tumble the other night.

Tis true. Southpaw had me down looking like Khan did last night, I was proper ****ed I tell thee. For a minute I thought it was all over but I knew I had it in me to bounce back.

A quick swig of stella and I was re-energised and ready for another few rounds. It was a legendary session, and i've got the bruises to prove it.

Tis true. Southpaw had me down looking like Khan did last night, I was proper ****ed I tell thee. For a minute I thought it was all over but I knew I had it in me to bounce back.

A quick swig of stella and I was re-energised and ready for another few rounds. It was a legendary session, and i've got the bruises to prove it.

Twas an epic, lover.

You thought it was a rope you were leaning on but then my trousersnake came back to surprise yer. We'll be talking about this one for years to come, so we will.

Twas an epic, lover.

You thought it was a rope you were leaning on but then my trousersnake came back to surprise yer. We'll be talking about this one for years to come, so we will.

I knew it weren't the rope babes, the girth gave it away. Even when flaccid yer beef bayonet is twice as thick as a ring rope.
It did give me a nasty rope burn though, I couldn't sit down for days.

Bloody hell babes, you've changed yer avi. I don't think i've ever seen you without old Travis Bickle in yer avi.

Bloody hell babes, you've changed yer avi. I don't think i've ever seen you without old Travis Bickle in yer avi.

I change it every few months, babes. This is the first time you have been here to witness such an event. Like the migration of the wilderbeasts in Africa, the changing of the guard at Buck palance and the brushing of my limey teeth. You have seen a truely rare and sacred moment.

I change it every few months, babes. This is the first time you have been here to witness such an event. Like the migration of the wilderbeasts in Africa, the changing of the guard at Buck palance and the brushing of my limey teeth. You have seen a truely rare and sacred moment.

I'm just about to tune in to see the moody limey cunt, against the sexy matador with the biceps.

Sexy Jack can break me doors down any day.

Sexy Jack can break me doors down any day.

Here's Johnny!

You want me now don't you, Laddie? Just say the word and I'm all yours.

I'm just about to tune in to see the moody limey cunt, against the sexy matador with the biceps.

Nadal looked shagged out yesterday, he always is by the time the US open comes around.

Here's Johnny!

You want me now don't you, Laddie? Just say the word and I'm all yours.



Nadal looked shagged out yesterday, he always is by the time the US open comes around.

I'd shag him out.

I heard that if Nadal flexes his muscles universes rip apart.

I'd shag him out.

I already have, hence his current condition.

I already have, hence his current condition.

The biceps has won the first point.

The biceps has won the first point.

And I've whacked me first one out :luvbed:

Nadal is 4-2 up. in the third.

I heard that if Nadal flexes his muscles universes rip apart.

So does my anal passage.

If he beats Murray, will he have enough David Seaman left to face the Fedex? Will I to watch?

If he beats Murray, will he have enough David Seaman left to face the Fedex? Will I to watch?

He will, of course he will, i've learnt the hard way not to doubt the biceps.

You however may need to regenerate your supply, more stella lover.

Met a bum boy on Monday
Got pissed together on Stella on the Tuesday
We were comparing trousersnakes on the Wednesday
We wrestled between the sheets on Thursday, Friday and Staurday
Then Drank Stella and chilled on the Sunday

He will, of course he will, i've learnt the hard way not to doubt the biceps.

You however may need to regenerate your supply, more stella lover.

I will regenerate. With Stella anything is possible!

Met a bum boy on Monday
Got pissed together on Stella on the Tuesday
We were comparing trousersnakes on the Wednesday
We wrestled between the sheets on Thursday, Friday and Staurday
Then Drank Stella and chilled on the Sunday

Craig to the mother****ing David just won MOM in that soccor aid thing. He was ****e!!!

Aye, i hate the cheesy cunt.

Aye, i hate the cheesy cunt.

He's been eating those cuntin steroids by the look of him.

He used to be a fat bastard when he was younger, didn't he?

I swear to god, that commentator wanted to say "Craaaaiiig Daviiiid!".

He used to be a fat bastard when he was younger, didn't he?

No he was quite skinny, I met him when he was 16, he was on tour with 'Damage' and they played at my school. He sang a **** song and we all sat down to make him feel ****. He obviously didn't get the hint.
I'm embaressed to say that I got his autograph though.

I would've.

No he was quite skinny, I met him when he was 16, he was on tour with 'Damage' and they played at my school. He sang a **** song and we all sat down to make him feel ****. He obviously didn't get the hint.
I'm embaressed to say that I got his autograph though.

Jambo you slime ball, I bet you nailed him.

Jambo you slime ball, I bet you nailed him.

I did try but it was already wednesday so he said I would have to wait until monday to start the cycle of seven day lovemaking.

Check out the post in my sig. It ko'd me with lolling. I was like Amir Khan so I was.

Some cheesy novely girl band played at me school once and i asked one of them to sign me ****, for which i was promptly bustled out of the school by the scruff of me neck.

Two weeks suspension i got for that little stunt. Cuntin' brilliant.

Some cheesy novely girl band played at me school once and i asked one of them to sign me ****, for which i was promptly bustled out of the school by the scruff of me neck.

Two weeks suspension i got for that little stunt. Cuntin' brilliant.

They only booted you out because the knew there wasn't a pen big enough in the school.

They only booted you out because the knew there wasn't a pen big enough in the school.

True, the cunts would have had to go way over budget to get enough pens in.

I did try but it was already wednesday so he said I would have to wait until monday to start the cycle of seven day lovemaking.

Check out the post in my sig. It ko'd me with lolling. I was like Amir Khan so I was.

Now that is terrible English & extremely funny.

Some cheesy novely girl band played at me school once and i asked one of them to sign me ****, for which i was promptly bustled out of the school by the scruff of me neck.

Two weeks suspension i got for that little stunt. Cuntin' brilliant.

I bet you whapped it out in front of the Headmistress
She couldn't handle the heat.

I bet you whapped it out in front of the Headmistress
She couldn't handle the heat.

Nobody could, darling.

Nobody could, darling.

I'd die trying.

Aye, people think that Glasgow has the lowest average life expectancy because of poor health and violence, but the truth of the matter is that thousands of poor buggers die every year trying to devour me trousersnake.

Aye, people think that Glasgow has the lowest average life expectancy because of poor health and violence, but the truth of the matter is that thousands of poor buggers die every year trying to devour me trousersnake.

It's a beast, we should take a minute to think about the poor cunts who passed away trying to take a piece of Laddies piece.

Peace.

The biceps have gone 3-1 up in the 4th set. I think the comeback is well underway.

Travis, I think Murray needs Tiger Tim to give him some words of inspiration.

It's a beast, we should take a minute to think about the poor cunts who passed away trying to take a piece of Laddies piece.

Peace.

http://www.sohowines.hk/images/stella.jpg

Hear, hear!

R.I.P You ****-hungry booze hounds.

Just the mention of Henman made Murray claw back to 3-2.

The power of tiger tim shall never wane.

The biceps have gone 31 up in the 4th set. I think the comeback is well underway.

Travis, I think Murray needs Tiger Tim to give him some words of inspiration.

I just got off the phone with Tim, weirdly
He had a message for the Lad


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Tim_Henman_Headshot.jpg

"Andy, when the going gets tough..
The tough gets going, right?
When you're under the cosh
Just remember;

Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All you have to do is call
And Ill be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Youve got a friend."

Tim's a right weirdo, I'll give him that.

The power of tiger tim shall never wane.

Apparently he is a good golfer, and thinking about joining the european tour. The thing is that he doesn't even have a set of clubs, he just extends his trousersnake to different lengths to hit the ball.
He can drive 500yards plus.

The power of tim worked. Murrays now 4-3 up.