I've sent me trousersnake on an errand down south to keep youse both awake. Sit tight, lads. It's-a coming.

I've sent me trousersnake on an errand down south to keep youse both awake. Sit tight, lads. It's-a coming.

Ooh you made me jump, down boy! Laddie you've such a mischievous wang.

Laddie.
To my dismay, on holiday a few week back when Danny Williams fought, there was a large group of Scottish lads all wearing Celtic tops. They were all rooting for McDermott and going crazy whenever he landed, any idea why this was?.

Laddie.
To my dismay, on holiday a few week back when Danny Williams fought, there was a large group of Scottish lads all wearing Celtic tops. They were all rooting for McDermott and going crazy whenever he landed, any idea why this was?.

They're cunts.

Laddie.
To my dismay, on holiday a few week back when Danny Williams fought, there was a large group of Scottish lads all wearing Celtic tops. They were all rooting for McDermott and going crazy whenever he landed, any idea why this was?.

They're cunts.

True all blasphemers should be culled, I would gladly kill a fellow brighton fan if he defied big willy D. Some people we're just born defected and need to be put to sleep.

Talking of which, i've got one more bottle fella's and then i'm to bed.

Laddie.
To my dismay, on holiday a few week back when Danny Williams fought, there was a large group of Scottish lads all wearing Celtic tops. They were all rooting for McDermott and going crazy whenever he landed, any idea why this was?.

I've no idea. I didn't think McDermott had that many fans.

I wanted to ask you a question, being as you're a Red - is there any bad feeling towards the green half of Glasgow in lieu of the blue half's antics in the Eufa cup final and in lieu of our upcoming clashes in the Champions League?

We've played United a few times over the last 5 years and it's always been rosey, but there may be some bad blood after the Uefa cup final shambles.

I've no idea. I didn't think McDermott had that many fans.

I wanted to ask you a question, being as you're a Red - is there any bad feeling towards the green half of Glasgow in lieu of the blue half's antics in the Eufa cup final and in lieu of our upcoming clashes in the Champions League?

We've played United a few times over the last 5 years and it's always been rosey, but there may be some bad blood after the Uefa cup final shambles.

I would say that it would be ridiculous to think that they would take it out on your lot, but we are talking about the scummy cunts here.

I've no idea. I didn't think McDermott had that many fans.

I wanted to ask you a question, being as you're a Red - is there any bad feeling towards the green half of Glasgow in lieu of the blue half's antics in the Eufa cup final and in lieu of our upcoming clashes in the Champions League?

We've played United a few times over the last 5 years and it's always been rosey, but there may be some bad blood after the Uefa cup final shambles.

I it was a shambles, they were bastards so they were.

I can't see there being too many problems to be honest, there will probably be a few skirmishes as always.

Celtic fans have a good reputation around these parts, but i don't think we shall be to welcoming next time for the Rangers fans.

If i remember back to the infamous Rocky (Later Roocky (Celtic) VS Mozza (Rangers) "debates" apparently the Rangers fans have a bit of a reputation for being cunts abroad.

I it was a shambles, they were bastards so they were.

I can't see there being too many problems to be honest, there will probably be a few skirmishes as always.

Celtic fans have a good reputation around these parts, but i don't think we shall be to welcoming next time for the Rangers fans.

If i remember back to the infamous Rocky (Later Roocky (Celtic) VS Mozza (Rangers) "debates" apparently the Rangers fans have a bit of a reputation for being cunts abroad.

Yeah what happened to rocky katsidis, he was a bit of a cunt if I remember rightly.

I'm down to one eye lads. I'm going to bubyes.
I'll think of you as I rub me beef bayonet later.
:luvbed:

It's probably because they don't go abroad much, they get over-excited.

Bless 'em, mischievous little scamps.

Bleedin' eck, Laddie. I was doing a spot of cleaning today and I found a half bottle of Stella behind me sofa. It must be from me new years do I had. So now I have to track down whichever cunt felt it nessicery to only drink half a bottle of Stella and then abandon the rest. Of course I finished it, Stella has never tasted so vile but I couldn't just pour it away. Could you?

Celtic - Rangers stream.

http://www.justin.tv/widgets/jtv_live.r8713*****?channel=tictalk

****ing brilliant commentary.

**** me, I'm depressed.

Jambo, can you hold me tight in those big strong arms of yours as i sob like a little girl?

**** me, I'm depressed.

Jambo, can you hold me tight in those big strong arms of yours as i sob like a little girl?

You ok laddie? I didn't realise you'd posted here today. I'll do me best to be a shoulder to cry on but I can't guarantee I won't get aroused.

Twas the Old Firm result that got me down, babes.

Twas the Old Firm result that got me down, babes.

Oh yeah, I totally forgot. I feel yer pain babes, right in me trousersnake. Is there anything I can do to make it better?

A bacon buttie would be lovely if you can muster the strength, babes.

A bacon buttie would be lovely if you can muster the strength, babes.

Sauce?????

Your special cream on top, lover. That would be scrumptious.

I'll leave some for Dios as well.

Your special cream on top, lover. That would be scrumptious.

I'll leave some for Dios as well.

No problem, that cunt dios will have to pay though.

I'm off to bed now laddie, i've gotta be up early tomorrow. Work is a ***** but it puts stella on the table.

Night, babes.

I see you two fine gentlemen have hit the bottle tonight. Being 19 i don't really drink that much whiskey and never on its own. So the thought crossed my mind when you said you were drinking it straight, are you just pouring yourself shots and downing them?.

I see you two fine gentlemen have hit the bottle tonight. Being 19 i don't really drink that much whiskey and never on its own. So the thought crossed my mind when you said you were drinking it straight, are you just pouring yourself shots and downing them?.

Nah. A glass full and drink it as you'd drink cola. Enjoy it.

Nah. A glass full and drink it as you'd drink cola. Enjoy it.

I reckon i'd be seeing stars after that.

I reckon i'd be seeing stars after that.

That's how i want you. *Licks lips*

As long as the stars i were seeing included Danny Williams, you could have your wicked way with me.

Since when did Kenny Miller go back to Rangers?!!?

Since he became an arsehole.

He kept running towards the Celtic end and gesturing.

What a ****.

Celtic saved him from Mick McCarthy and Wolves. Ungrateful cunt!

Ungrateful ****.

Here's some Marsh for you perverts:

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5595/73590image212263loic0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7743/73769image31231195lofh5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8950/73787andre350x550529104by2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Pedro Mendes' goal was a ****ing beauty.

No Rangers talk in this thread.

**** the Gers.

Amen to that, Brother.

No Rangers talk in this thread.

I remember seeing a 2-4 score line once before.

I remember seeing a 2-4 score line once before.

That's the only time you'll be seeing it.

I remember seeing a 2-4 score line once before.

Who let you in this thread, it's for limeys only. Fat geordie cunts don't count.

Who let you in this thread, it's for limeys only. Fat geordie cunts don't count.

Doesn't he live in hertfordshire? I've never understood why someone would pick a team that are based hundreds of miles from where they live.

I've always supported the Seagulls as that's where I lived up until two years ago.
I'm proud to say that i've followed them through thick and thin, I was there when we had to ground share with Gillingham every week, I was there when we were on the brink of being relegated out of the football league. They're my team and I love them.

SEAGUUUUUULLLLLLLLSSS

You on the sauce tonight, Jambo?

You on the sauce tonight, Jambo?

Yes babes, bells bottles gotta be polished off tonight.

You know it makes sense.

Doesn't he live in hertfordshire? I've never understood why someone would pick a team that are based hundreds of miles from where they live.

I've always supported the Seagulls as that's where I lived up until two years ago.
I'm proud to say that i've followed them through thick and thin, I was there when we had to ground share with Gillingham every week, I was there when we were on the brink of being relegated out of the football league. They're my team and I love them.

SEAGUUUUUULLLLLLLLSSS

Are you telling me every Man Utd fan is from Manchester? I don't know how I came about supporting Newcastle, it just happened.

You know it makes sense.

Pulled a sicky today laddie, stayed up and watched chopper in the end and then couldn't get to sleep till late.

Pulled a sicky today laddie, stayed up and watched chopper in the end and then couldn't get to sleep till late.

It's a quality film ain't it?

It's a quality film ain't it?

Yeah, I might make an alt of Neville ****in bartos.

They made Bluey out to be an absolute queer in the film, but he was off his rocker in real life - they even handcuffed him whilst in prison.

Lol. What a cunt.

They made Bluey out to be an absolute queer in the film, but he was off his rocker in real life - they even handcuffed him whilst in prison.

Lol. What a cunt.

Yeah I reckon it was slightley glamourised in parts. Still a quality film, Eric Banna plays the part brilliantly.

Those Aussies love their crims.

Obsessed with crime. At this very moment, MGkirkpatrick is raping a family of four.

Obsessed with crime. At this very moment, MGkirkpatrick is raping a family of four.

I think I might try and get an Aussie visa by just stating my occupation as crim. Bound to get in.
You gotta love those Aussie bastards really, i've heard of a new book just been released actually, called 'A fraction of the whole' by Steve Toltz it's based on the complicated obsession that the Aussies have with crime. It's 700 pages long, might get it.

Bana is great in Chopper
Don't really like the film though.

I think I might try and get an Aussie visa by just stating my occupation as crim. Bound to get in.
You gotta love those Aussie bastards really, i've heard of a new book just been released actually, called 'A fraction of the whole' by Steve Toltz it's based on the complicated obsession that the Aussies have with crime. It's 700 pages long, might get it.

You ever seen "Once Were Warriors" with Jake the Musk?

Bana is great in Chopper
Don't really like the film though.

He really does make the film, he's so convincing. I see your point though, the rest of the film is kind of left in his wake.

You ever seen "Once Were Warriors" with Jake the Musk?

No babes, is it any good?

No babes, is it any good?

Here's a little taster:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCHe-0w9KX8

Don't **** wit boba fett.

Twoo. so twoo.

Twas a nice combo.

Too much weights, not enough speed work. Useless prick!

Like it laddie, I might have to watch that now.

He also beats his wife up for not cooking his mate some bacon.

He also beats his wife up for not cooking his mate some bacon.

****in too right. I would've ****in jibbed her up for that. If you were round mine and asked for a bacon sarnie, my mrs would be in there with the frying pan straight away. She knows her cuntin place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA5_NVj5aGY

Class. I think needless violence like this should be legalised over here.

Twas deserved though. The cunt had raped his daughter whom then killed herself.

Twas deserved though. The cunt had raped his daughter whom then killed herself.

Well there you go. Personally I would've crept into his room at night, tied him to the bed and tortured him for days. But that's just me.

He'd have came in his pants if one as sexy as yerself tied him to the bed.

He'd have came in his pants if one as sexy as yerself tied him to the bed.

Just had to change the channel from SSN, getting bored of hearing that moody cunt berbatov's name.

Aye, all this transfer speculation is annoying as ****.

Aye, all this transfer speculation is annoying as ****.

He's obviously not interested in coming to Brighton so he can **** off, we'll go for Ribenio

You a Maradona on the footy pitch, Jambo? I've got some silky skills meself.

You a Maradona on the footy pitch, Jambo? I've got some silky skills meself.

Nah i'm constantly injured. Shin splints at the moment. I used to be quite good when I was younger, but lost interest when I started smoking weed.

I loved a good tear-up on the pitch.

I loved a good tear-up on the pitch.

I enjoyed the showers after more to be honest.

I used to love playing on mushrooms, I used to play sunday league a few years ago and always used to eat 20 shrooms before the game. I used to play 10 times better for some reason. As soon as I stopped running though I used to spin right out. Started back playing sunday league last year but only played a handfull of games through injury, sad truth is laddie is i'm a fat cunt now and can't do the things I used to on the pitch.

We should have a boxing scene 5 a side tourny.

Aye; me , you, Hoff, hurricane and we'd convince Southpaw to go in goals.

Aye; me , you, Hoff, hurricane and we'd convince Southpaw to go in goals.

The aftermatch showers would be interesting.

Aye, me soapy trousersnake would be the centre of attention.

Aye, me soapy trousersnake would be the centre of attention.

Where on the park did you play laddie?

Down the wing on the right side; i had a fair bit of pace and could take the ball past people. I was also a competent finisher.

Evening bum boys.

I also played on the right laddie but I never had the pace to call meself a winger, even though I was a skillful cunt. Right mid, that was me.

Down the wing on the right side; i had a fair bit of pace and could take the ball past people. I was also a competent finisher.

Class, I played right back or centre mid. Just relied on work rate rather than pace or skill, which is why i'm **** now as I have a low work rate.

I bet all the sexy bum boys like us controlled the middle.

I did play up front, but was more of a muscular front man. No finishing skill or finesse.

I bet all the sexy bum boys like us controlled the middle.

I certainly did, I was a mix between Roy Keane and Paul Gascoigne.

Class, I played right back or centre mid. Just relied on work rate rather than pace or skill, which is why i'm **** now as I have a low work rate.

Ha, same here
Only played right back for the big hits
Loved nailing some nippy cunt of a winger

I did play up front, but was more of a muscular front man. No finishing skill or finesse.

Adi akinbaye (sp?)

Ha, same here
Only played right back for the big hits
Loved nailing some nippy cunt of a winger

you'd never have caught moi.

you'd never have caught moi.

I would'a grabbed your nuts like Vinny Jones.

Check this out lads. Funny as ****.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7157QMW9abM

I would'a grabbed your nuts like Vinny Jones.

Bad move. You'd have instantly fallen in love and scored 5 own-goals just to please me.

I would'a grabbed your nuts like Vinny Jones.

Could yer grab my nuts and give em a squeeze.

Check this out lads. Funny as ****.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7157QMW9abM

The guy that got KTFO was the guy in the Tony Jaa film Warrior King I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dB4yl8Tu40

If anyone hasn't seen his films they are awesome.

Here is the bone breaking end of the film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2BOJ6_DT8

Could yer grab my nuts and give em a squeeze.

If yer looking for volunteers....

Bad move. You'd have instantly fallen in love and scored 5 own-goals just to please me.

True
I would have then ripped my shirt off and flaunted my Ryan Giggs Hairy Chest

Could yer grab my nuts and give em a squeeze.

Damn straight :luvbed:

True
I would have then ripped my shirt off and flaunted my Ryan Giggs Hairy Chest



Damn straight :luvbed:

You'd have followed me around all day attempting to grind on me ass like a love struck monkey.

I know what I want for my birthday fellas

http://www.huskyproducts.com/shopimages/products/normal/HUS-C2S-HDA-STELLA.jpg

Mmmmmm, Stella!

I know it's the end of the transfer window but do we really need all these cuntin threads about it???

It ****s me right off to be honest.

Moi as well, lover.

Moi as well, lover.

We need southpaw to use his manmuscle again.

He need to flex them muscles bigtime.

He need to flex them muscles bigtime.

I think the rules of the Limey lounge should be changed so that excessive footy threads will be punished by a swipe across the trousersnake with a cheesegrater.

I'm tanked up with stella fellas. Milk me if you wish.

Come 'ere you.

I'm tanked up with stella fellas. Milk me if you wish.

Why i'd love a sip babes. I'm on the bells tonight, it's not going down as quick as I had intended.

Add some of the special sauce i sent you, Jambo.

Add some of the special sauce i sent you, Jambo.

I'm off to bed now to dream about southpaws muscles babe. I'll use that sauce with me dinner tomorrow night.

Looks like you get Jambo's share as well, Laddie. Stella mixed with me special sauce, yum yum!

I luves it. I'd drink it by the pint full.

JuyJuy was online a few days ago, according to his profile.http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=40711

He didn't post anything though.

I figured someone might care...

Clegg nice sig i still dnt know how the **** holmes got up.

Yeah, probably one of the hardest punches of all time.

Holmes had a vision of me trousersnake - that's how he mustered the strength to get up off his arse.

Didnt Holmes say the punch knocked him out and hitting the canvas woke him up again!!

Alrite lads, my first ever post, thought it may as well be in here.

I am electro boy. I am electro girl.

Howard moon is where it's at though with his jazz bass.

Howard moon is where it's at though with his jazz bass.

Howard? He's a small eye'd girl.

Fancy a scrimp-off?

Bleedin' pissed Khan's fight is on sky.

If this is the way it is gonna be now I might not see him get KO'd sometime in the future.

Fancy a scrimp-off?

Yeah why not.

Bleedin' pissed Khan's fight is on sky.

If this is the way it is gonna be now I might not see him get KO'd sometime in the future.

I agree, if the scrawny cunt is gonna get KO'd he should at least have the decensy to get ko'd on freeview.

Laddie, that electro boy was my fave episode. ~The one with the spirit of jazz.

I'm bored Laddie, my wife and kids are away all week from today.
It's gonna be a wank and stella marathon.

Bleedin' pissed Khan's fight is on sky.

If this is the way it is gonna be now I might not see him get KO'd sometime in the future.

It's ****ing box office. 15 bloody quid.

I'm bored Laddie, my wife and kids are away all week from today.
It's gonna be a wank and stella marathon.

Walk around nude all day, have random wanks in the kitchen and the kids rooms.

Walk around nude all day, have random wanks in the kitchen and the kids rooms.

You've got issues.

Did yer get any beer in, Jambo.

You've got issues.

:rofl::rofl:

Awright, lovers? thought i'd get some haggis for me tea today, and wash it down with Stella.

I'm eating mash and peas.

Does it taste scumptious?

Does it taste scumptious?

Needs more salt.

I tried putting a croissant in the microwave to make it warm, but it was too hot. I let it cool down for a minute, but then it had gone a bit hard so I couldn't eat it.

Serves me right for having something French I suppose.

I tried putting a croissant in the microwave to make it warm, but it was too hot. I let it cool down for a minute, but then it had gone a bit hard so I couldn't eat it.

Serves me right for having something French I suppose.

Never trust the French.

"Once you pop, you can't stop" - Americans and their gun crime, eh?

Never trust the French.

"Once you pop, you can't stop" - Americans and their gun crime, eh?

Speaking of crime, was it you that punched Alex Ferguson in the balls at the train station a few months ago? I see you're a Celtic fan, so putting 2 and 2 together...

Speaking of crime, was it you that punched Alex Ferguson in the balls at the train station a few months ago? I see you're a Celtic fan, so putting 2 and 2 together...

Aye, twas moi.

I tried to buy you a medal for it but it seems that everything is out of stock.

BigPoppaCunt is a lazy sod, he can't even be bothered to stock up on imaginary items.

Awright, lovers? thought i'd get some haggis for me tea today, and wash it down with Stella.

I had Lasagna, Taters and Peas
As I am a homosexual.

I had Lasagna, Taters and Peas
As I am a homosexual.

You need a big portion of meat in yer, lad.

I tried to buy you a medal for it but it seems that everything is out of stock.

BigPoppaCunt is a lazy sod, he can't even be bothered to stock up on imaginary items.

Those roids are frying the cunts last remaining brain cells.

I'm cuntin' thirsty, so I am.

Here's some special sauce on the house, Southpaw.....

I've just got back from playin golf, and am about to crack open me brand new bottle o' bells.

Get it down yer. You know it makes sense.

That I will lover. Care to join me?

That i shall.

I'm partial to a bit of football as the next person is, but **** me they're taking the piss. Give the cunts an inch and they'll take a bleeding mile.

Can't you cunts read, the clue is in the title "Football Thread".

Can of Stella down the hatch to calm me down.

I'm partial to a bit of football as the next person is, but **** me they're taking the piss. Give the cunts an inch and they'll take a bleeding mile.

Can't you cunts read, the clue is in the title "Football Thread".

Can of Stella down the hatch to calm me down.

I know the're a bunch of cunts, the lot of 'em.
I'm personally sic to death of hearing about Berbatov, Ribenio, Abu Dabi and Kevin ****in Keegan. You're right red they're takin the piss.

Red Army, I get the feeling that Man City fans are about to get a lot more annoying :D

Let's all give each other green k as we're all sexy bum boys.

You're just jealous because nobody talks about The Seagulls.

I know i've seen some of the cunts on skysportsnews, "we'll be the best team in the world", "Kaka, & Ronaldo in January".

Funny how they always accused us of buying success as though they had some moral victory over us, won't hear a peep out of them for that one though now.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jamboboy again.

Here's some special sauce on the house, Southpaw.....

Cheers, babes. That hits the spot just right.

You're just jealous because nobody talks about The Seagulls.

Not really, just bored of hearing about three crybabies and an arab.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jamboboy again.

Yep same here what is it with this system?.

I miss me unlimited Karma.

I miss me unlimited Karma.

Why'd they take it away?

Bloody cunts.

They became boring. They should bring back the change others avatar as well.

Shall I use me power and tidy up the over abundance of ball foot threads?

They became boring. They should bring back the change others avatar as well.

I thought you could still do that.

Shall I use me power and tidy up the over abundance of ball foot threads?

Go on flex those muscles southpaw.

Thread of the week goes to Horus for 'Why do white people get tans?'

Go on flex those muscles southpaw.

I'll do some shadowboxing first, then move in for the bleedin' kill.

Down the hatch.

If I still had me mod powers I'd be right behind you Southpaw, deleting anything that you miss.

If I still had me mod powers I'd be right behind you Southpaw, deleting anything that you miss.

I'm right behind him trying to get as close as I can without touching or coming in me pants.

If I still had me mod powers I'd be right behind you Southpaw, deleting anything that you miss.

I ain't deleting, babes. I'm merely moving them all into one stickied footy thread. Keeping it clean yer see.

I ain't deleting, babes. I'm merely moving them all into one stickied footy thread. Keeping it clean yer see.

I'm gonna have an extra large gulp of bells in the name of the glorious southpaw.

Down the hatch.

I'm gonna have an extra large gulp of bells in the name of the glorious southpaw.

Down the hatch.

And I'm gona do the very same only with a gulp of me Jack D.

And I'm gona do the very same only with a gulp of me Jack D.

D'you like bailey's?

I might have a wee drop of Jack D an all, for Alan has decreed that it must be so.

Only if it's served in a shoe.

Only if it's served in a shoe.

Fuzzy man peach.

It's attached to your rod, motherlicker.

It's attached to your rod, motherlicker.

My downstairs mix up.

Baileys in a shoe is perfection.

I'd drink cider from Southpaw's jockstrap.

Baileys in a shoe is perfection.

Aye, nothing like it in a club were people wee on each other.

Aye, nothing like it in a club were people wee on each other.

Nothing beats the golden rain club.

I'd drink cider from Southpaw's jockstrap.

I'd lap it up like a *****cat.

This banter is pure homo....




















I loves it.

This banter is pure homo....




















I loves it.

I was just thinking, I wonder what a casual poster would think if they happened to stumble upon our filth. They may never be the same again.

I was just thinking, I wonder what a casual poster would think if they happened to stumble upon our filth. They may never be the same again.

We are better off without their sort, Jambo. Only the mighty trousersnakes dare stick around here and even they only do it in the hope of a rough and ready session with the Hoff.

They'd be sportin' an erection that a nude picture of Maggi Thatcher couldn't put down.

We are better off without their sort, Jambo. Only the mighty trousersnakes dare stick around here and even they only do it in the hope of a rough and ready session with the Hoff.

The hoff has been quiet of late, I think his trousersnake must be recharging for a big session soon.

The hoff has been quiet of late, I think his trousersnake must be recharging for a big session soon.

The anticapation is killing me, so it is.

This one's for you, Southpaw *down the hatch*

This one's for you, Jambo *down the hatch*

The anticapation is killing me, so it is.

I'm on the edge of me seat, beef bayonet in hand.

This one's for you, Southpaw *down the hatch*

This one's for you, Jambo *down the hatch*

Same to you both, *glug glug*

*glug glug* sorry I missed the toast. I'll open another.

To Laddie, to Jambo, to the future session with the Hoff and to myself.

*Down the cunting hatch*

What a bunch of alkies...
















I loves it.

What a bunch of alkies...
















I loves it.

I'm a bleedin' lightweight lads, I feel slightly pissed already.

I'm a bleedin' lightweight lads, I feel slightly pissed already.

Lucky barsteward.

Lucky barsteward.

Get 'em down yer and you'll be there with me.

Get it down yer:

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1059/3lo4lf1pe4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Get it down yer:

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1059/3lo4lf1pe4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I should give you red k for turning the thread hetro.

Let it slide, just this once.

Let it slide, just this once.

I've already forgotten, how can I stay angry with you?

Let's toast to a bumboy partnership.

Let's toast to a bumboy partnership.

Here's to bumboys. *downs a few shots full*

I'm watching big brother, and am very confused.

But i'd ****ing give Davina one.(if she put a strapon on)

Aye, i'd slip 'er a portion all right.

I wonder where this comes in the longest thread list?

I think it pales in comparison next to Pinoy Lang.

Not really, just bored of hearing about three crybabies and an arab.

I didn't want to hear this bull**** about Keegan either, it ruined me bloody day, so it did.

I didn't want to hear this bull**** about Keegan either, it ruined me bloody day, so it did.

Well that'll learn you for supporting the cuntin geordie's.



**** me the midget pinoys have posted over 1,000,000 in their lang.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jamboboy again.

I gave you some babes. :luvbed:

Well that'll learn you for supporting the cuntin geordie's.



**** me the midget pinoys have posted over 1,000,000 in their lang.

Most likely about Pac-Mans hair cut.

Most likely about Pac-Mans hair cut.

Is BBP a pinoy?

Is BBP a pinoy?

No idea, but I picture him as black.

No idea, but I picture him as black.

I think he's a china man with a maggot willy.

BigHitlerPump is Puerto-Rican if i remember correctly.

I gave you some babes. :luvbed:

No you never you slag.

BigHitlerPump is Puerto-Rican if i remember correctly.

Is he? Little Nazi midget puerto rican lol.

Do you think he'll ban me for that?

I doubts it, babe.

I doubts it, babe.

****en phag big hitler. I want a reason to hate him. He's so ****en seksy.

He's no Southpaw, but yer right, he's sexy so he is.

He's no Southpaw, but yer right, he's sexy so he is.

Southpaw wipes the come stains off of the floor with bigpoopa. To be honest I think big ploppy likes southpaws mangina.

No you never you slag.

I would if I could. I was talking to Clegg.

I would if I could. I was talking to Clegg.

Woulda coulda shoulda.

You've changed Rizoom, you used to be a harmless fat geordie cunt, now you're a twisted nasty bastard. I blame Keegan the cunt stes a bad example. He's a ****en crybaby.

He's no Southpaw, but yer right, he's sexy so he is.

What do yer think of the new Oasis song laddie?

Woulda coulda shoulda.

You've changed Rizoom, you used to be a harmless fat geordie cunt, now you're a twisted nasty bastard. I blame Keegan the cunt stes a bad example. He's a ****en crybaby.

I'm slowly turning into my true self. Soon everyone will hate me like everywhere else.

I am your father.

I am your father.

You want seks dad?

I'm slowly turning into my true self. Soon everyone will hate me like everywhere else.

Laddie, i'm ****en pissed mate.




Show me the way to go home.......

I'm tired and i wanna go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head.
HOOPER!!!!!!

I ****ing hate Man City!

I'm tired and i wanna go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head.
HOOPER!!!!!!

Laddie will you tuck me in?

Laddie will you tuck me in?

No chance....... we've got all night to party, babes. :fest30:

You want seks dad?

I will show you the way to the DARK SIDE.

I will show you the way to the DARK SIDE.

I will show you the way to my bed, we can rub helmets :luvbed:

I will show you the way to my bed, we can rub helmets :luvbed:



I will unleash my Lightsaber.

I will unleash my Lightsaber.

I'll have you screaming like a tie fighter coming out of the depths of the Death Star.

I will show you the way to my bed, we can rub helmets :luvbed:

Let's grate some cheese togeather.

Is this the most homo thread ever?

Let's grate some cheese togeather.

We'll get Laddie involved and make a cheese cake.

Is this the most homo thread ever?

Bum boys shall not be denied.

Is this the most homo thread ever?

Fancy adding some cream to the top of our cheesecake?

We'll get Laddie involved and make a cheese cake.

With a ****ty biscuit base.:wtf1:

LOLZ. ..................

Hurricane, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune...... you played it?

LOLZ. ..................

Hurricane, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune...... you played it?

My brother had it and I dabbled but not played the whole game. Liked the jetski level. Pretty good game.

Aye, that it is. I'm playing through it for the 4th time meself.

Aye, that it is. I'm playing through it for the 4th time meself.

Your not keen then.


What you got PS3 or ****box360?

Your not keen then.


What you got PS3 or ****box360?

PS3, Lover. How does one get online with it; I'm assuming you just buy some sort of USB wire and yer good to go. It's none of this Xbox live **** is it, were you have to spend a whole day giving them yer life details just to play online.

PS3, Lover. How does one get online with it; I'm assuming you just buy some sort of USB wire and yer good to go. It's none of this Xbox live **** is it, were you have to spend a whole day giving them yer life details just to play online.

I had major problems getting online. I have a livebox and tried setting it up wireless but after months of searching forums for help I gave up.

So I bought an ethernet cable and plugged it into my ps3 and into the livebox, went to setup and chose wired. It set itself up in about 1 minute and I was good to go. PS3 is free unlike ****box360.

What games you got laddie? Get yourself a decent headset, it's great fun getting into slanging matches with people especially fat yanks or annoying little spotty kids.


P.S. I turned down some sex with the missus tonight, told her I was having e-bum sex instead but I'll treat her tomorrow night.

I gots:

Grand Theft Auto IV
Metal Gear Solid 4
Uncharted: Drake's fortune
Devil May Cry 4
Turok

I'm planning on getting Assasins Creed, Resistance: Fall of man and Call of Duty 4 this weekend.

I gots:

Grand Theft Auto IV
Metal Gear Solid 4
Uncharted: Drake's fortune
Devil May Cry 4
Turok

I'm planning on getting Assasins Creed, Resistance: Fall of man and Call of Duty 4 this weekend.

Don't know about Resistance never played it.

Assasins Creed is o.k but rent it first.

COD4 is pretty good as a single player but online it's the greatest game ever and almost addictive as charlie.

I usually get my games pre-owned rather than spend £50 on one game.

I've got fight night round 3,fifa08,Beijing,COD4 and I spent £45 on madden 09 just today.

I'm off to bed now laddie, let me know if you get online. I'm gonna wake the missus and the unborn up now, tell him to move on up while I give it to his mum hard and fast.

Sweet dreams boys and I'll be on tomorrow night hopefully.