Me original thought was either a long piss up or a cuntish internet connection. The Hoff and I were worried flacid. Did yer get through plenty of Stella, babes?

That i did. Plenty of Jack D as well. :luvbed:

That i did. Plenty of Jack D as well. :luvbed:

Yer made Frank, Alan and yer fellow bum boys proud, me lover. :luvbed:

Everything i do, i do it for you.

Everything i do, i do it for you.

And for the Hoff, me lover. He'll rip open a bottle of Jack D when he hears of your return.

I've been enjoying the great British summer whilst pissed. As is the way of Frank.

Laddie me darling, great to have yer back. I'll shall celebrate the only way a bum boy should and get pissed in your honour.

Anyone seen the new Amir Kahn advert on sky? you see pictures of champions all english and then Iron Mike Tyson! made me laugh the others it mentions are Bruno, Lewis, Nasem and Hatton. Seems a bit wierd to put tyson in there.

Anyone seen the new Amir Kahn advert on sky? you see pictures of champions all english and then Iron Mike Tyson! made me laugh the others it mentions are Bruno, Lewis, Nasem and Hatton. Seems a bit wierd to put tyson in there.

I ain't seen it, but that sounds hilarious. The difference between most of those fighters and Khan is...

They have chins...

haha, im still waiting for kahn to fight top opposition until i make a judgment. But to put Tyson in with all those British fighters was just plain odd, calzaghe seems like a better choice

Alright, lads?

I'm just back from a little shopping trip in town. I got the new Celtic home top and man, does the green and white feel so sexy against me skin.

I also got meself a Playstation 3 with GTA IV and Metal Gear Solid 4, two crates of stella and a KFC family bucket.

It's going to be one 'ell of a sexy night.

Any of you slags drinking tonight?

Alright, lads?

I'm just back from a little shopping trip in town. I got the new Celtic home top and man, does the green and white feel so sexy against me skin.

I also got meself a Playstation 3 with GTA IV and Metal Gear Solid 4, two crates of stella and a KFC family bucket.

It's going to be one 'ell of a sexy night.

**** me laddie, you must be ****in minted. I can't even afford the KFC!

Trust me, babes, to be minted is a rare thing for me. It'll be cheese on toast all next week for this sexy fella.

Trust me, babes, to be minted is a rare thing for me. It'll be cheese on toast all next week for this sexy fella.

Oh well, who needs food when you've got stella and a ps3?

Oh well, who needs food when you've got stella and a ps3?

True.

You a Michio Kaku fan, Jambo, me lover? You should definitely check some of his books out.

He's a theoretical physicist.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/04/02/eakaku102.xml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/space/spacechat/livechat/michio_kaku.shtml

True.

You a Michio Kaku fan, Jambo, me lover? You should definitely check some of his books out.

He's a theoretical physicist.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/04/02/eakaku102.xml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/space/spacechat/livechat/michio_kaku.shtml

No babes, never heard of the cunt. I was in the middle of reading 'Letter to a christian nation.' Which is by a fat yank who's name has slipped my memory. Sam Harris maybe? I'll definitely check that out though.

Aye, i saw Dawkins had praised that book - any good?

Aye, i saw Dawkins had praised that book - any good?

Yes, it's good, but nowhere near the level of Dicky D. I have also downloaded an audiobook of bertrand russell. Another top bloke that Dawkins bigs up in t'god delusion. I just don't get time to read no more laddie.

I guess I could sacrifice some of the time I spend on here, but then I would miss chatting to your sexy self.

Yes, it's good, but nowhere near the level of Dicky D. I have also downloaded an audiobook of bertrand russell. Another top bloke that Dawkins bigs up in t'god delusion. I just don't get time to read no more laddie.

I guess I could sacrifice some of the time I spend on here, but then I would miss chatting to your sexy self.

Aye, me and Kayjay have both been long time admirers of Bert Russell. A right sexy pacifist through and through. Infact, i might get ol' B. Russ up as me avatar again.

Aye, me and Kayjay have both been long time admirers of Bert Russell. A right sexy pacifist through and through. Infact, i might get ol' B. Russ up as me avatar again.

Yeah I might un all. Let's switch these fat yanks heads up with some B. Russ.

Done and done. Ol' B. Russ knew how to work that pipe all right.

Done and done. Ol' B. Russ knew how to work that pipe all right.

I bet he was a man of immense girth. You can tell by looking at the way he handles that pipe that he had a mammoth trousersnake.

I'm guessing 9 inches round. 10 inches long.

That j.eggin weren't no Smokin, that's for bleeding sure.

B. Russ was so confident in his **** size that he didn't even need to go to war to prove how much of a "Man" he was.

I'm guessing 9 inches round. 10 inches long.

Is that diameter or circumfrence? I'm saying diameter, that may even be on the small side.

If he wanted to he could have struck any opponent down with one thrust of the beef bayonet, but alas, he had nothing to prove.

B. Russ was so confident in his **** size that he didn't even need to go to war to prove how much of a "Man" he was.

He could have defeated the nazi's alone with just his beef bayonet in hand.

I personally think Hitler ducked Bertrand, fuken uro bum

I don't beleive in sandals.

Its a complete waste of material IMO.

They all ducked him; Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Pol pot. They all ****in' shat it. The only cunt that had the pant equipment and balls to go toe to toe was a prime Saddam, but the Americans robbed us of the match-up.

Saddam would have teabagged ol Bertrand into oblivion, no doubt about that.

They all ducked him; Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Pol pot. They all ****in' shat it. The only cunt that had the pant equipment and balls to go toe to toe was a prime Saddam, but the Americans robbed us of the match-up.

******* the lot of 'em, Berty boy was king of europe, everyone else was ****in kidding themselves.

It's 50-50 for me, babes.

I either see saddam using his balls and thinking he's going to get ol' B. Russ out of there in one round, but B. Russ taking the blows and then waxing lyrical, which turns Saddam's brain to mush because he has no understanding of philosophy.

Or

Saddam launches his full arse-enal and covers B. Russ in so much ****, that it's impossible to get a word out, thus, B. Russ is deader than dodo, Limper than Smokin's Twizzler, finished, finito, done and cuntin' dusted.

R.I.P.

It's 50-50 for me, babes.

I either see saddam using his balls and thinking he's going to get ol' B. Russ out of there in one round, but B. Russ taking the blows and then waxing lyrical, which turns Saddam's brain to mush because he has no understanding of philosophy.

Or

Saddam launches his full arse-enal and covers B. Russ in so much ****, that it's impossible to get a word out, thus, B. Russ is deader than dodo, Limper than Smokin's Twizzler, finished, finito, done and cuntin' dusted.

R.I.P.

The one place for me where Hussien can pwn Bertrand, is in the facial hair department. Some say Russell didn't need facial hair because of his massive wang. One thing is for sure Saddams mastouche is a sign of massive balls. Apparently they had to dig the hole deeper where he was hung so he didn't just drop down on to his massive ball sack, he was distantly related to buster gonad, from Viz.

God bless the two of them.

It's a deadly match up, to be sure. The winner would emerge bathed in glory and ready to rule the world. I'd back Saddam every time though, he's just got more power in the pants department. Each bollock is equally capable of delivering a knockout blow. Ol Bertrand has a low guard and one of those bollocks would definitely land, and a shoulder roll just wouldn't be enough to deflect the blow.

Hoff...... mine, yours and Southpaw's contests always end up as no contests as we're all buried under a mountain of man paste.

I'd love to reach out and give you both a right flogging, but alas..... the paste comsumes me.

If it wasn't for the man paste we could put up a good pay per view showing, but alas, we'd be swimming in the stuff in no time, even before Bigpoppa could reach the ban button... and everyone knows that the pay per view cunts aint got the foresight to get underwater cameras.

The cunts.

I'd like to see Phelps do the butterfly through our man paste.

I'd like to see Phelps do the butterfly through our man paste.

The double jointed greedy bastard would never make it to the finish line. Only the chosen few are talented enough to be able plough through our man paste.

Jambo, step up son, I reckon you could get the world record.

I'd like to see Phelps do the butterfly through our man paste.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/94812148_1f5577637d.jpg?v=0

Your paste is a world famous product boys.

I'm off to bed bum boys. Au revoir and goodnight :luvbed::luvbed:

The double jointed greedy bastard would never make it to the finish line. Only the chosen few are talented enough to be able plough through our man paste.

Jambo, step up son, I reckon you could get the world record.

I didn't wanna embaress the poor cunt, those yanks don't get a lot of glory so I thought i'd lay low till 2012

I'm off to bed bum boys. Au revoir and goodnight :luvbed::luvbed:

Take care son.

Au revoir, lover.

I had to pop out with the dog there as the little scamp was whining at me heels to take him out to the local park.

Au revoir, lover.

I had to pop out with the dog there as the little scamp was whining at me heels to take him out to the local park.

Is he a bit of a playboy, babes?

That he is, Southpaw, that he is.

How it do, Bum boys?

How it do, Bum boys?

Laddie, I was reading a wee book about serial killers today (it's not mine, some cunt left it at work) and it turns out that most of em hit their peak early. Their prime doesn't last that long at all me dear, in fact the majority of the bastards killing sprees only lasts for about a year before they get caught. The Yorkshire Ripper was one of the few that had some stamina, he lasted a good five years before he retired from the game and buggered off to prison.

The Yorkshire Stripper changed his Modus Operandi as well, didn't he? It's not often those cereal packets do that. The cunts.

The Yorkshire Stripper changed his Modus Operandi as well, didn't he? It's not often those cereal packets do that. The cunts.

I don't know about that. I'll have to have a butchers when I'm in work on thursday.

There was one fella though laddie, he went on a spree from 1938 (or maybe 1838, I forget) to 62 or something like that. Now that's the kind of dedication i like to see. Theres a cereal packet who knew what he was doing. None of this fly by night, here today and gone tomorrow, part time killer malarkey. He was in it for the long haul.

Jack the Stripper didn't have the balls to stay for the long haul. What was it.... from August 88 to 89?

what a spineless tart!

Jack the Stripper didn't have the balls to stay for the long haul. What was it.... from August 88 to 89?

what a spineless tart!

I think it was earlier than that me dear, but aye, he only managed a year before he burnt out. I noticed that most of the cunts can only hack it for a year. I say if they're gonna commit to something then at least have the nads to stick it out. These bleeding amateurs think they can just dip in and out whenever they fancy offing a prossie or stray orphan or something. ****ing tarts don't know they were born.

I hope our matt (may the cloud fetishist return to us soon) is made of sterner stuff.

I bet Matt roared with glee when that old truck driving tart got put away for offing those prossies.

Matt changes his modus operandi every cuntin' week - he's lightyears ahead of the field is Matty boy.

I bet Matt roared with glee when that old truck driving tart got put away for offing those prossies.

Matt changes his modus operandi every cuntin' week - he's lightyears ahead of the field is Matty boy.

I feel that we schooled him well Laddie. When he came to us he was just a mere arse licker, but we gave him the confidence to go out and achieve his dreams.

Aye, we're magicians so we are. We can even turn Ginges into objects of lust. That's how good we are.

Aye, we're magicians so we are. We can even turn Ginges into objects of lust. That's how good we are.

We wouldn't dare do that though eh, the ginges don't deserve to be objects of lust. It just wouldn't be right.

We wouldn't dare do that though eh, the ginges don't deserve to be objects of lust. It just wouldn't be right.

Too right. I just erase them from time altogether.

Too right. I just erase them from time altogether.

When we're done no-one will even know that Christianity existed, simply due to the fact that Jesus was a ginge. Them Christians have gotta go.

They're being eradicated as we speak, lover.

They're being eradicated as we speak, lover.

Let's hope they're gone by next week. I'm right sick of the cunts.

Laddie, I must go to bed, I've got a ****ing pounding headache and looking at this bastard screen is doing me noggin no good at all.

Au revoir :luvbed:

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

I need some money. Might hit the streets tonight Laddie and make meself a quick buck.

A man of your calibre should be banging widowed millionaires in penthouses, me lover.

A man of your calibre should be banging widowed millionaires in penthouses, me lover.

I've made meself a sign to hang round me neck. I'll try me look at the bus shelter, me lover.

I've made meself a sign to hang round me neck. I'll try me look at the bus shelter, me lover.

The cunt that lands you will think it's their Birthday and Christmas all rolled into one.

Give them one for me, babes.

The cunt that lands you will think it's their Birthday and Christmas all rolled into one.

Give them one for me, babes.

I'll be thinking of you me lover :luvbed:

I'm hoping George Michael catches the late night buses. I hear he's a good tipper.

Anyone seen Dont mess with the Zohan, Michael Buffer is in it haha. Not a great actor, and they dnt even let him say "Lets get ready to rumble". Wudnt be suprised if HBO have trademarked it or something.

It's good to see the Lounge active again
Brings a tear to me eye.

Your japs eye?

If its a Carol Vorderman related thread, then yes
Last few weeks this place has been dead

No damn trousersnake action, that was the problem. All the nigs up in this mother****er became heterosexual.

Hoff, do you ever lay in bed at night and think about your days as King of the dome?

Hoff, do you ever lay in bed at night and think about your days as King of the dome?

Those days are behind me my dear. The Hoff no longer thinks of his reign, though he occasionally wanders into the dome and is saddened by the state of it. Tis a new era now, a time for the re-emergence of bum fun and banter.

Those days are behind me my dear. The Hoff no longer thinks of his reign, though he occasionally wanders into the dome and is saddened by the state of it. Tis a new era now, a time for the re-emergence of bum fun and banter.

I'm geared up for that, babes.

I'm geared up for that, babes.

Are you ready for Operation Assassinate The BrooklynBomber, Southpaw?

That Ruskie is the first for the chop when the new cold war gets going.

Are you ready for Operation Assassinate The BrooklynBomber, Southpaw?

That Ruskie is the first for the chop when the new cold war gets going.

I'll direct me trousersnake right at him, babes. Give the word and I'll fire, so I will.

I'll direct me trousersnake right at him, babes. Give the word and I'll fire, so I will.

Go for the head shot me dear. Take him out with one shot.

I'll give you a nudge when it's time.

Go for the head shot me dear. Take him out with one shot.

I'll give you a nudge when it's time.


I'm on the standby, me trousersnake is armed and ready for a David Seaman strike. So it is.

I'll be a martyr to the cause and let you unload a barrel full of David Seaman at me noggin' for practice, Southpaw.

I can't think of a more fitting way to go.

I'll be a martyr to the cause and let you unload a barrel full of David Seaman at me noggin' for practice, Southpaw.

I can't think of a more fitting way to go.

You want a blindfold and cigarette, Laddie? Tis traditional, and in its own way quite kinky. :luvbed:

Aye, let's get the kink factor off the scale.

Fellas, did you know Azza was given an asbo when he was born as a precautionary measure?

I just found out. Doesn't suprise me though.

The Allies need to get a "mole" close to Bomber, gain his trust
Maybe the Serbs would assist
They shall be rewarded with bags of spuds

And did it help steer him in the right direction? did it ****! a waste of time so they are, them damn ASBOs.

The Allies need to get a "mole" close to Bomber, gain his trust
Maybe the Serbs would assist
They shall be rewarded with bags of spuds

Aye, we need to send someone to dance their way into his inner sanctum.

And did it help steer him in the right direction? did it ****! a waste of time so they are, them damn ASBOs.

My cat got an asbo for pissing in the next door neighbours garden the once. Fair play to me moggy though, she went and did the same thing the very next day. She wasn't scared of doing time.

Aye, she's got nine cuntin' lives. What's a bit of jail time to the feline, eh?

Aye, she's got nine cuntin' lives. What's a bit of jail time to the feline, eh?

She spits on jail time and pisses in it's eye. That moggy was a rebel down to the very core.

Think my doggy and your moggy could get along, Hoff?

Think my doggy and your moggy could get along, Hoff?

My moggy sadly passed away, Laddie, though not before spitting in the eye of the law. I'm sure I could tempt her out of retirement (due to death) for either a session with Oscar or a fight with Ghandi though.

I'm proper ****ed lads. Might get an early night, what a poof I am.

I'm proper ****ed lads. Might get an early night, what a poof I am.

Lightweight.

Lightweight.

I know mate, too much bumming of late, and i'm not used to it.
Not had a good bumming session for a few weeks and then Laddie comes back and it's bums galore.

I need to get some practise in Hoff.

Hoff, you like the big booty?
Not massive, just chunky.

I'm in need of some bum love.

There's plenty of love here.

There's plenty for all *unzips trousers* feast on that, lads.

There's plenty for all *unzips trousers* feast on that, lads.

*munch, slurp, scoff* Cheers laddie, I was wondering when you'd 'pop up'.

Me bum loves it, so it does. Room for one more.

Me bum loves it, so it does. Room for one more.

Can you post your avi, is that chavva as the cowboy??

I know mate, too much bumming of late, and i'm not used to it.
Not had a good bumming session for a few weeks and then Laddie comes back and it's bums galore.

I need to get some practise in Hoff.
The return of laddie has surely increased the amount of penetration via the bumhole, that much is true.

All hail the Laddie!

Hoff, you like the big booty?
Not massive, just chunky.
I'm not a massive fan of the big booty to be fair. Chunkiness in any area doesn't really do it for me.

Don't tell Mi Vida.

Is that really Jack in your ava, Hurricane?

Can you post your avi, is that chavva as the cowboy??

There is a huge pic of it in the dome it's the reunion thread.

From left to right it's:

Azza,Hoff,Jack_the_rippuh,kayjay,bringer and k-nan.

I'm gonna pwn meself one of these days with a pic of me.

Is that really Jack in your ava, Hurricane?

Yep..................

Yep..................

Classic, hoff you really are a sexy bum boy.

Up the villa!!!

Mon tha Hoops.

Mon tha Hoops.

You got the scummy cunts in your group in the champo's league.

Aye, i look forward to beating them at Celtic Park.

Should be good, you probably got the worst draw out of all the limey bum boy teams. Still you should get through ok.

It's Friday boys, and you know what that means.......


......LET THE DRINKING COMMENCE!

It's Friday boys, and you know what that means.......


......LET THE DRINKING COMMENCE!

Laddie, I'm going to the boozer in a bit and I shall down many beverages in your honour.

Alan Akbar!

Laddie, I'm going to the boozer in a bit and I shall down many beverages in your honour.

Alan Akbar!

Have a stiff one from me hoff you legend.

Have a stiff one from me hoff you legend.

I'll give you a stiff one up the windward passage in a minute, you ****in' tart.


Aye, but that I will. I'll down a drink for all you slags.

I'll give you a stiff one up the windward passage in a minute, you ****in' tart.


Aye, but that I will. I'll down a drink for all you slags.

I'm gonna have one now I think as i'm gonna be in trouble in a minute. I just swang a golf club in the lounge and put a hole through the ceiling on my follow through.

Hole in one!

I'm gonna have one now I think as i'm gonna be in trouble in a minute. I just swang a golf club in the lounge and put a hole through the ceiling on my follow through.

Hole in one!

Blame it on one of yer kids and then give em a good telling off for it. That should get you out of a tight spot.

Drink the place dry in me name, lover.

It's just a couple of crates, some take-away pizza and a session on the PS3 for me tonight.

Our Lord Alan Akbar!

Drink the place dry in me name, lover.

It's just a couple of crates, some take-away pizza and a session on the PS3 for me tonight.

Our Lord Alan Akbar!

I shall me, I surely shall.

I just had a pizza an all...and some salad. Don't take the piss me dear, I'm trying to get me body in shape for when I go on me carribean cruise so I've been eating healthy (the pizza was a fresh ****er from sainsburys and not that unhealthy). I've also been going to the gym regularly and sweating like a right ****er. I've got four months to transform me beer belly into a six pack. Think I can make it?

Only if your workout consists of a montage.

Only if your workout consists of a montage.

It's a done deal then.

Only if your workout consists of a montage.

**** yeah.

Hoff make a montage of yer training and post it on here, show those fat yanks how a real limey specimen trains.

Are you going to stand at the front of the ship with a long-haired bum boy and scream at the top of your lungs "I'm the King of the dome!!"?

Just make sure you don't hit any icebergs. I know they're very scarce in the Caribbean, but they're sneaky bastards so they are.

Are you going to stand at the front of the ship with a long-haired bum boy and scream at the top of your lungs "I'm the King of the dome!!"?

Just make sure you don't hit any icebergs. I know they're very scarce in the Caribbean, but they're sneaky bastards so they are.

That i am, and don't worry, I'm gonna pwn an icerberg early doors just to send out a message to them ****ers. They better stay out of my way.

I'm off out fellas.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

That i am, and don't worry, I'm gonna pwn an icerberg early doors just to send out a message to them ****ers. They better stay out of my way.

I'm off out fellas.

Shag yer later :luvbed:
I wish I was off out. I'm still at ****ing work!!!!!! Two ****ing hours to go! It's a cunting bastard so it is

This one's for you, Jambo. *Downs another bottle*

It's only eleven and I'm already pissed, Laddie. Am I drinking too much or just starting too early in the day?

This one's for you, Jambo. *Downs another bottle*

Cheers m'darlin'. I already drunk too much and must go to bed soon.

Too early in the day.

Southpaw, i was pissed by 9, so let's down another couple in each others honour.

Too early in the day.

Southpaw, i was pissed by 9, so let's down another couple in each others honour.

The sad thing is, is that I have druk two bottles of rose wine.

Not a stella in sight.

Too early in the day.

Southpaw, i was pissed by 9, so let's down another couple in each others honour.

I've been drinking in the honour of you all day, Laddie. And I shall continue so I will.

That's the spirit, me lovely lover.

What's your tipple tonight?

That's the spirit, me lovely lover.

What's your tipple tonight?

Everything I can get me hands on, Laddie. I've had Stella, a bit of Jack D and also some cunting sangria a mate brought me back from holiday. Mixing yer tipples really sends yer up the wrong'un.

And that's the only place we wanna be.

And that's the only place we wanna be.

I ain't complaining, Laddie.

Just a bleedin' shame the Hoff left so early.

That it is. These cuntin' beers have gave me horrendous heartburn, but I'm soldiering on through.

*Downs another in honour of Southpaw's trousersnake*

That it is. These cuntin' beers have gave me horrendous heartburn, but I'm soldiering on through.

*Downs another in honour of Southpaw's trousersnake*

The room refuses to keep still but I shall continue opening them cans, and all for the mighty beef bayonet of Laddie. :luvbed:

Me beef bayonet salutes thee.

Me beef bayonet salutes thee.

Does Oscar like the occaisional tipple, Laddie?

Nah, he's tee-total is the little scamp.

He loves his beef, pork and mince though. I give 'im it daily to build his muscles up.

Nah, he's tee-total is the little scamp.

He loves his beef, pork and mince though. I give 'im daily to build his muscles up.

So yer can feed him at the table, Laddie?

There's a ***** who lives next door who eats the same, and she has a pet dog who loves to lick me discarded beer cans. I think living with her has drove him to Stella.

I don't have a dining table in me pad Southpaw, but if i did, I'd cavort and frolic around on top of it with Oscar as we feed each other succulent portions of pork.

Anything or anyone can be driven to Stella. Never underestimate the power of Stella, lover.

I don't have a dining table in me pad Southpaw, but if i did, I'd cavort and frolic around on top of it with Oscar as we feed each other succulent portions of pork.

Anything or anyone can be driven to Stella. Never underestimate the power of Stella, lover.

Do what I did a few years ago, Laddie. Build yerself a table out of old beer crates. Fashionable and it gets the message across.

Howdy bumboys, any one fancy a wank over me avvy?

I was going to do something similar once. It was after i saw the Simpsons and Homer had built himself a cabinet with cinder blocks that he had stolen from a construction site.

The blocks were being used to build a hospital for sick kids and because of the theft - no hospital could be built, but what can you do, Eh?

All hail Homer Akbar.

Howdy bumboys, any one fancy a wank over me avvy?

Good lord!

Wank? I've just blasted a week's worth of sperm looking at it.

I was going to do something similar once. It was after i saw the Simpsons and Homer had built himself a cabinet with cinder blocks that he had stolen from a construction site.

The blocks were being used to build a hospital for sick kids and because of the theft - no hospital could be built, but what can you do, Eh?

All hail Homer Akbar.

Did you see the simpsons tonight on c4, marge got roid rage.

Good lord!

Wank? I've just blasted a week's worth of sperm looking at it.

I can't stop jizzing, I'm gonna bottle it and make a fortune at the sperm bank. I need never work again.

I was going to do something similar once. It was after i saw the Simpsons and Homer had built himself a cabinet with cinder blocks that he had stolen from a construction site.

The blocks were being used to build a hospital for sick kids and because of the theft - no hospital could be built, but what can you do, Eh?

All hail Homer Akbar.

Was that the ep when Homer went to college? That cinder block idea left a mark on me too, Laddie.

Did you see the simpsons tonight on c4, marge got roid rage.

What season was it? i don't watch anything after season 10 if it can be helped.

Was that the ep when Homer went to college? That cinder block idea left a mark on me too, Laddie.

Aye, twas the very one, darling. :luvbed:

What season was it? i don't watch anything after season 10 if it can be helped.

**** knows but it was funny.

**** knows but it was funny.

On the rare occasion they could still churn out a funny episode, but it was very rare.

R.I.P. The Simpsons.

On the rare occasion they could still churn out a funny episode, but it was very rare.

R.I.P. The Simpsons.


I'm gonna get some kip, got a busy weekend working. Night Laddie and Stinger I shall be dreaming of you both.

G'night hurricane. Sweet dreams :luvbed:

And I agree with yer, Laddie. The simpsons has gone down cuntin' hill thats for sure. They lost Alans' blessing it seems.

Good night, Hurricane, yer sexy *****.

Agreed, Southpaw. They lost it all.

Good night, Hurricane, yer sexy *****.

Agreed, Southpaw. They lost it all.

They've gone too much on the slapstick cheap gags and don't bother with the plots anymore. And when they put songs into an ep I just turn the cunting tv off and open a can of stella, so I do. But the yank way is to continue on with shows and milk them for all they're worth.
Take a leaf out of Fawlty Towers' book or The Office and go out on a high I say.

I know Alan will support me on that :beerchug:

Aye, true.

Late season 5 - early season 6 - is were the mantle began to fall i feel.

They had completely lost it after season 10.

Aye, true.

Late season 5 - early season 6 - is were the mantle began to fall i feel.

They had completely lost it after season 10.

Indeed, Laddie. But as long as there is money to be made the episodes will continue to be churned out.

I cracked open a few early beers in honour of the Simpsons in their prime, Southpaw.

*Raises another one to Charles Montgomery Burns* Slainte.

I feel dead.

I feel dead.

What's up, Lover? You knock back too much Jesus juice last night?

What's up, Lover? You knock back too much Jesus juice last night?

Was knockin back tankers all night, I am now in the grasps of an almighty hangover.

I'd take a **** on the Pinoy Lounge for a Full English, damn.

I cracked open a few early beers in honour of the Simpsons in their prime, Southpaw.

*Raises another one to Charles Montgomery Burns* Slainte.

I haven't got any left in the house, babes. Will have to stock up later, so I will.

Count yerself lucky. Alcohol poisoining is where things get really rough.

Best cure for a hangover: more beers.

More ****ing football threads.

More ****ing football threads.

5 in a cunting row. Takes the piss eh? I might merge em' all into that official one and be done with it.

Do it, me lover. I love when you use those Mod powers of yours. :luvbed:

Do it, me lover. I love when you use those Mod powers of yours. :luvbed:

It's done darling, yer can join me under the stella sheets if yer like :luvbed:

Use all the power your mighty trousersnake can summon.

Use all the power your mighty trousersnake can summon.

Them footy threads ain't got a chance with my love serpent on the loose.

We haqven't heard from the sexy Hoff today, darling. Think he hooked up with some sexy bum boy?

We haqven't heard from the sexy Hoff today, darling. Think he hooked up with some sexy bum boy?

I hope not, Laddie. You know I've always been the jealous type.

Remember what happend to that fat yank who tried to move in on the Hoff? Now the guy is no where to be seen.

What the **** did you do to my thread you cunt!?

What the **** did you do to my thread you cunt!?

Go and post on a cuntin' football forum you soapy titwank.:luvbed:

What the **** did you do to my thread you cunt!?

I've given it dignity, spirit of the damnbusters etc.

I'm OUTRAGED! :grr:

I beautiful thread merged with scum like Liverpool and Tottenham!

I'm OUTRAGED! :grr:

Only coz yer poxy team got thrashed by schoolkids.

Only coz yer poxy team got thrashed by schoolkids.

Bad ref. After that first goal we lost interest.

Bad ref. After that first goal we lost interest.

Haven't seen any of it, i'm gonna watch MOTD after the big hairy russian on nutz tv.

What channel is Nuts on digital?

What channel is Nuts on digital?

42, it's just started m'darlin.

42, it's just started m'darlin.

Cheers Babe :luvbed:

Gammer is a slow cunt!

Gammer is a slow cunt!

I hope the valuev fight is more exciting than this, ideally i'd like to see the big ****er get his head knocked clean off his shoulders in a mortal kombat styleee.

I hope the valuev fight is more exciting than this, ideally i'd like to see the big ****er get his head knocked clean off his shoulders in a mortal kombat styleee.

Have you ever seen an exciting Ruiz fight? Other than when Tua gave him a bleedin' seeing to.

Have you ever seen an exciting Ruiz fight? Other than when Tua gave him a bleedin' seeing to.

Gammer is gonna lose this babes. I'm gonna down a bottle in his memory.

Gammer is gonna lose this babes. I'm gonna down a bottle in his memory.

I think I'll do the same, me lover. :beerchug:

I think I'll do the same, me lover. :beerchug:

Poor cunts busted his hand, he needs a stella to take the pain away.

Poor cunts busted his hand, he needs a stella to take the pain away.

I hope his corner prepared for this and filled his bottle with the good stuff.

This fight is ****! Where's Danny Williams when you need him?

***** retired. :rofl:

Meh, see if the big hairy fella is up for a good'un.

I hope his corner prepared for this and filled his bottle with the good stuff.

***** retired. :rofl:

Obviously not southpaw. Those stupid cunts will never learn. We should be corner men lover, you could feed the fighters with the nectar and i'll rub david seaman into their cuts.

WTH is this?

I thought it was cave man against the huger now?

Can everyone turn this limey fella green please, Cunt e gomez turned him red in a macho attack on a noob. He is called splinterccfc.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206451&page=5

Obviously not southpaw. Those stupid cunts will never learn. We should be corner men lover, you could feed the fighters with the nectar and i'll rub david seaman into their cuts.

To be honest babes, Gammer isn't worthy of Alan's nector. A true bum boy would fight on with a broken arm so he would.

To be honest babes, Gammer isn't worthy of Alan's nector. A true bum boy would fight on with a broken arm so he would.

'Tis true lover, Gammer should have learnt from fighting our Danny not to go into the ring without a good supply of special sauce and at least a few bottles.

'Tis true lover, Gammer should have learnt from fighting our Danny not to go into the ring without a good supply of special sauce and at least a few bottles.

Me next drink is for Danny, babes.

Me next drink is for Danny, babes.

Aye he's a true limey bum boy. Not even Audley could knock him out, he just threw a crate of stella on the floor and Dannyboy dived to pick it up.

I heart Danny.

I heart Danny.

Laddie can you green splinterccfc please lover, he just posted in yer tweedy thread, he's a good limey fella and fell foul of that cunt dirt e gomez.

30 seconds into round one and you can see valuev is gonna tear Ruiz a new one.

Anything for you, babes.

Anything for you, babes.

Cheers lover, the big hairy ****er just went down then. 'Twas funny.

Was it a legit knockdown?

Was it a legit knockdown?

Well it should have been but the ref said no knockdoiwn, you not watchin it babes?

Nah, i found a stream but can't be arsed with the German commentary.

Nah, i found a stream but can't be arsed with the German commentary.

Do you not have freeview babes?

Nah, I've got a chipped box that picks up signals in the area. Doesn't seem to get freeview for some reason.

Do you not have freeview babes?

Valuev is too much for Ruiz at the moment, Ruiz is landing a few shots but valuev's jab is hurting him.

Think Ruiz will get frustrated and bite Valuev's **** off?

Nah, I've got a chipped box that picks up signals in the area. Doesn't seem to get freeview for some reason.

I've got 3 freeview boxes and built in freeview in me new tv. I would've sent you one laddie had I known.

Think Ruiz will get frustrated and bite Valuev's **** off?

He may have to get a step ladder out but yes I wouldn't rule it out at this stage.

I have 5 free view boxes. They give them away with everything these days.

You excited about the Diaz-Katsidis bout coming up, Babes? i think it could be a real barn burner.

I have 5 free view boxes. They give them away with everything these days.

I need a cam for my tele so I can get setanta. I still can't believe that cunt Khan is PPV. I'm ****in pissed off about that so I am.

I have 5 free view boxes. They give them away with everything these days.

I don't legitimately buy anything these days. It's all second hand goods off crooks.

I'll go into town tomorrow and see if any crackheads can get their hands on one for me.

You excited about the Diaz-Katsidis bout coming up, Babes? i think it could be a real barn burner.

Yeah, I see you've got Katsidis. I'm still unsure really lover who'll win but you're not wrong, it's likely to be knockdowntastic.

Aye, truth be told, i think Diaz will win but i couldn't resist the 2-1 odds, just like i can never resist yer trousersnake.

Aye, truth be told, i think Diaz will win but i couldn't resist the 2-1 odds, just like i can never resist yer trousersnake.

Flattery will get you everywhere laddie, come here you big hunk off love muscle :lew:

I think Valuev has it, it was closer than I originally thought though.

Yeah valuev SD.

Wasn't their first encounter a SD as well?

I just robbed a ****** of his chopper in GTA IV and boy, did it feel good.

Wasn't their first encounter a SD as well?

I just robbed a ****** of his chopper in GTA IV and boy, did it feel good.

I wish I got an xbox instead of a wii, I could be shooting j.eggins up right now instead of drinking stella whilst my nintendo gathers dust. Not that there's anything wrong with stella but, the wii's **** basically.

I've got a WII as well and i love it. It's going through a bit of a dry spell at the mo, as far as games go, and it doesn't look like there's anything to salivate over on the horizon for a few months at least.

The new Tiger Woods golf game is getting praised and with the WII controler, it could be good fun.

I've got a WII as well and i love it. It's going through a bit of a dry spell at the mo, as far as games go, and it doesn't look like there's anything to salivate over on the horizon for a few months at least.

The new Tiger Woods golf game is getting praised and with the WII controler, it could be good fun.

I've got woods 2008, it's ok but nothing I haven't seen before. I might get top spin tennis, don't get me wrong, I like the wii but I just wish it was more powerful so you could play GTA IV

Aye, Woods 2008 was a let down.

You got Smash Bros. for the Wii, darling? it's a fantastic game. I had to send me Nintendo back to be fixed though before i could play the ****er.

Aye, Woods 2008 was a let down.

You got Smash Bros. for the Wii, darling? it's a fantastic game. I had to send me Nintendo back to be fixed though before i could play the ****er.

No I haven't, I wasn't overwhelmingly drawn in by the advert, so I didn't buy it. I didn't know woods '09 was out, I might get the cunt then.

I'm curently in fits of laughter over all the Ruiz woz robbed threads. Inevitable I suppose but they still make me s******.

You can always expect the "Robbed" threads after every fight. They're good for a laugh.

This is the latest Tiger Woods game, dear:

http://uk.wii.ign.com/articles/905/905978p1.html

8.3 out of 10.

They've got the prophet Danny Williams on nutz tv now. His fight against dcup.

Danny forever.

Danny forever.

I might get a Danny Williams poster laminated for me bedroom wall.

To be honest babes, Gammer isn't worthy of Alan's nector. A true bum boy would fight on with a broken arm so he would.

He's no Danny Williams that's for sure.

He's no Danny Williams that's for sure.

He felt the wrath of Danny.

This is my first post in this thread.

I didn't feel worthy of posting here until I watched Danny Williams vs D-Cup.

This is my first post in this thread.

I didn't feel worthy of posting here until I watched Danny Williams vs D-Cup.

You are allowed to post here if you pledge your trousersnake to Danny.

Did it do anything for you, sexually?

Did it do anything for you, sexually?

If watching Danny didn't do anything for him then i'd be worried about his labedo.

I lost me libido once when i was prescribed anti-depressants. Internet **** couldn't even entice me. Those were hard times.

I lost me libido once when i was prescribed anti-depressants. Internet **** couldn't even entice me. Those were hard times.

Surely not laddie, i've always thought of you as a duracell bunny ever hard and always raring to go.
Surely Danny got you going though?

Anyone here for the long haul tonight, to see the Calderon fight?. I think i'll set the old alarm clock for 3am myself.

I am these days, darling. Danny always gave me a full one, i just lacked the energy to do anything with it.

Anyone here for the long haul tonight, to see the Calderon fight?. I think i'll set the old alarm clock for 3am myself.

Nah, i'm not really that arsed, i'm half cut as it is, I wouldn't wake up if I went to kip and I certainly couldn't go through till 3.

I am these days, darling. Danny always gave me a full one, i just lacked the energy to do anything with it.

It's a damned good job too, we missed yer cuntin trousersnake around here laddie so we did. I was reduced to arguing with fundementalist christian yanks til the early hours.
Danny and Russell never got put on me limey legends list did you know that? What a cuntin disgrace.

It's a cuntin' travesty so it is.

I'd be up for the long haul ( i like it long ) if the Calderon fight was on a channel i could get.

Did it do anything for you, sexually?

If I told you that my ceiling wasn't covered in spunk, I'd be lying.

Nah, i'm not really that arsed, i'm half cut as it is, I wouldn't wake up if I went to kip and I certainly couldn't go through till 3.

I feel this way, also
Not many men could keep me awake until 3am, apart from the special ones like Danny.

I feel this way, also
Not many men could keep me awake until 3am, apart from the special ones like Danny.

Yes Danny is always worth the wait, to be honest i'm just ****ed off with waiting up till 3 or 4 to get some ****ty sop link that cuts out halfway through. I think I might buy the next few limey fights. Except Khan, he's a cunt.