I'm on the paint stripper tonight, lads.

Saved a pint of me special sauce did yer? :luvbed:

I'm drinking red wine.

I'm am officially the most homosexual bum boy on the whole site.

Just had two Subway sandwiches. Cuntin' delicious.

Just had two Subway sandwiches. Cuntin' delicious.

What were the fillings laddie? I aint had one of them sods for ages.

Just tucked away a ruby, it were tastetastic i tell thee.

Steak and Cheese - the both of 'em. Watched both of today's games and got about half a crate left.

Life is alright.

Steak and Cheese - the both of 'em. Watched both of today's games and got about half a crate left.

Life is alright.

Greece could possibly be the worst team in the tournament. Russia should have scored 10.

Aye, Greece played like homos. Not surprising really.

Steak and Cheese - the both of 'em. Watched both of today's games and got about half a crate left.

Life is alright.

Sorry Laddie, i had a footlong steak and cheese and nearly cunting spewed, the peppers and onions were too aplenty. I felt like i was biting into a dog food sandwhich with that cunting steak.

Chikken tikka on Italian with cheese and southwest sauce and you're not going far wrong.

Do they still do that meatbal sandwhich?
That was the ****in Don of all subs.

Saved a pint of me special sauce did yer? :luvbed:

That I did, me lover. It's all yours! :kiss:

I've just woken up after me medication knocked me spark out ( Audley Harrison style ) and managed to catch the boozers before it shut.

Got meself a crate - it's party time bum boys.

PS. Red Army, if i caught any spotty little gimp attempting to put onions on me steak and cheese, I'd pop every spot on their acne-ridden face and then drown them in their own pus.

I've just woken up after me medication knocked me spark out ( Audley Harrison style ) and managed to catch the boozers before it shut.

Got meself a crate - it's party time bum boys.

PS. Red Army, if i caught any spotty little gimp attempting to put onions on me steak and cheese, I'd pop every spot on their acne-ridden face and then drown them in their own pus.

Morning Laddie, I was watching you earlier, you looked so beautiful when you sleep. Got my trousersnake standing to attention.

That wasn't dribble on your pillow by the way.

Hotels leave a mint on the pillow, you leave a helping of your special sauce.

Much love, darling. :luvbed:

Me back is killing me today, I slept in an uncompromising position on me couch after drinking too much of Alan's sweet nector.

Me back is killing me today, I slept in an uncompromising position on me couch after drinking too much of Alan's sweet nector.

Come 'ere ya big softie. I'll give you a massage to remember.

A young chap walked past my house today, must have been around 14-15
Carrying a can of Stella
It brought a tear to me eye
:kiss:

Little scamp.

I remember the day i started my Stella apprenticeship like it was yesterday. It was messy.

A young chap walked past my house today, must have been around 14-15
Carrying a can of Stella
It brought a tear to me eye
:kiss:

That just brought a tear to my japs eye.

It's been all on hands on dick.

The drugs don't work? Christ they should, you've taken enough of them.

Come 'ere ya big softie. I'll give you a massage to remember.

Do it to me, babes. Took me over an hour to get to me fridge to get a can of stella. Dark times.

First i have to get you wet so you are pliant. I don't use baby oil, instead i use Stella - is this alright with you?

First i have to get you wet so you are pliant. I don't use baby oil, instead i use Stella - is this alright with you?

I bathe in the stuff, me lover. It will not be a problem.

Well then, just lie back and let me magic fingers work their....er......magic.

Well then, just lie back and let me magic fingers work their....er......magic.

Be gentle at first, babes. You'll know when to step up the pace :luvbed:

I'll be as gentle as can be

I'll be as gentle as can be

Scrap that idea, babes. Do yer worst. Be as viscious as yer like.

I'll be as gentle as can be

Scrap that idea, babes. Do yer worst. Be as viscious as yer like.

If you two mates met in real life, it'd be the most uncomfortable rendez-vous ever.

Fancy a massage, Mick?

Fancy a massage, Mick?

I fancy brown asian girls.:D

If you two mates met in real life, it'd be the most uncomfortable rendez-vous ever.

I'd just let me trousersnake do the talking.

Just had 10 pints of stella lads, n i'm a bit ****ed.

Right, i'm back off out. It's student night.

Green k for that msa.

Awright lads?

Alrite darling, how r u?

Meh.

I've got me beers and that should be enough, but something doesn't feel quite right.

Meh.

I've got me beers and that should be enough, but something doesn't feel quite right.

Tut tut, you haven't read the god delusion today have you??

Naughty boy, Richard Dawkins would smack your trousersnake.

Tut tut, you haven't read the god delusion today have you??

Naughty boy, Richard Dawkins would smack your trousersnake.

I deserve to be smacked.

I deserve to be smacked.

Right, you asked for it Laddie.

Bend over darling :spank:

Meh.

I've got me beers and that should be enough, but something doesn't feel quite right.

No Hoffee in yer, that is the problem ain't it?

Where's the Hoff?, has he been having trouble with his trousersnake?, haven't seen him for a while.

Me trousersnake has been all flaccid since the dissapearance of Hoffee.

Me trousersnake has been all flaccid since the dissapearance of Hoffee.

He took 50,000 points off me earlier, he used me and now i feel like dirt!

How's it hanging Fellas
:kiss:

Dark dark times, fellas. I didn't have any beers for the footy yesterday and none for today.

A Limeys worst nightmare..
There must be some old bottle of Gin in the cupboard
Get that down ya' neck
:luvbed:
These European teams make me rigid, Beer or no Beer
They stroke the ball around like true Gentlemen
The eye candy on show is second to none

Dark dark times, fellas. I didn't have any beers for the footy yesterday and none for today.

Me drinking has suffered too, babes. Mount Nelson let me down, so he did.

Me drinking has suffered too, babes. Mount Nelson let me down, so he did.

I ain't even gonna have any cargo in for the weekend. :puppy_dog

I ain't even gonna have any cargo in for the weekend. :puppy_dog

You poor fella. I feel we're both on a sinking ship, babes. We better climb aboard the Hoff and he can swim us to the nearest offshore pub.

It looks like it's our only option.

It looks like it's our only option.

I don't cope well not knowing where me next drink is coming from, laddie. I'm gonna be in a bad way come friday night... :nonono:

Stella anyone?

I got jack ****, might have to get on the half bottle of bells in the cupboard.

Tis a day to rejoice, bum boys. I got lent a score off me sister and got meself two crates of stella.

Tis a day to rejoice, bum boys. I got lent a score off me sister and got meself two crates of stella.

Nice one my son!! Just like the famous saying, 'If all else fails, your sister can lend you the cash for a couple of crates.' If it's not a saying it ****ing well should be.

Result.

Aye, i had to risk me last couple of quid to go the the phone box ( Don't have a house phone as i can't stand ****ers calling all the time ) and phone a few cunts, luckily it paid off.

Aye, i had to risk me last couple of quid to go the the phone box ( Don't have a house phone as i can't stand ****ers calling all the time ) and phone a few cunts, luckily it paid off.

Lucky Laddie! Alan must be smiling down on you tonight.

Well i'm still stuyck with bells. I'm not worried though, quite like it really for a change.

Get it down yer!

I bought a Snap-On toolbox yesterday for £2,000. It's beautiful!

You got ripped off son, I work for Snap on.

You got ripped off son, I work for Snap on.

It's a tank.

I've not posted in here in ****ing ages!

I'm cracking open a Stella right this moment guys :luvbed:

I've not posted in here in ****ing ages!

I'm cracking open a Stella right this moment guys :luvbed:

Alan bless you Raging.

Welcome back you tart. Are you still gonna be a pilot?

Hoff are you watching the blow??

Alan bless you Raging.

Welcome back you tart. Are you still gonna be a pilot?

I don't think so Hoff, can't be ****ed with college so I don't think I'm going back in september. It's ****ing wank :nonono:

Gonna hit the streets, do some training and hopefully join the Marines in january though!

Hoff are you watching the blow??
No, is he worth having a goosey gander? I might watch it on bbciplayer tomorrow.

I don't think so Hoff, can't be ****ed with college so I don't think I'm going back in september. It's ****ing wank :nonono:

Gonna hit the streets, do some training and hopefully join the Marines in january though!

Good man Raging. Micky will be proud of you.

It's a tank.

A what? I think I get 40% discount on the Snapon tools, not sure though, never bought 'em, they're ****. lol

A what? I think I get 40% discount on the Snapon tools, not sure though, never bought 'em, they're ****. lol

A tank. ****ing big it is, i've had a lie down in one of the draws in the roll cab.

A tank. ****ing big it is, i've had a lie down in one of the draws in the roll cab.

Right, did you by it off one of them cunts in the vans?

I work for the snap on equipment installing garage equipment. Tyre changers ramps etc. so I have very little to do with the tools.

Right, did you by it off one of them cunts in the vans?

I work for the snap on equipment installing garage equipment. Tyre changers ramps etc. so I have very little to do with the tools.

Yep, To be fair though that ''cunt on the van'' happens to be a good mate of mine. I got a good enough deal especially the trade in price for my old box which was worth nothing what he gave me for it, but that's what mates are for.

I don't think so Hoff, can't be ****ed with college so I don't think I'm going back in september. It's ****ing wank :nonono:

Gonna hit the streets, do some training and hopefully join the Marines in january though!


Yer actually here :luvbed:

Yep, To be fair though that ''cunt on the van'' happens to be a good mate of mine. I got a good enough deal especially the trade in price for my old box which was worth nothing what he gave me for it, but that's what mates are for.

Fair enough, you a mechanic then chunky?

Fair enough, you a mechanic then chunky?

Nope, i impersonate one. I work for Kwik-Fit.

Nope, i impersonate one. I work for Kwik-Fit.

I used to work for Hi-Q, and Just Tyres but never Kwik fit.

We don't do any work for kwik fit, we used to but the fitters abuse the machines and we lost money. lolz

Yep, To be fair though that ''cunt on the van'' happens to be a good mate of mine. I got a good enough deal especially the trade in price for my old box which was worth nothing what he gave me for it, but that's what mates are for.

I find it hard to read your posts, I just end up pervin' on your sig :banana::hitit:

Yer actually here :luvbed:

Yep, Southpaw! :luvbed:

Been a while mate, you keeping well?

I used to work for Hi-Q, and Just Tyres but never Kwik fit.

We don't do any work for kwik fit, we used to but the fitters abuse the machines and we lost money. lolz

We **** all over Hi-Q when it comes to sells, Just Tyres are mickey mouse so we don't bother with them. Nationwide and ATS have numbers but don't bring no discounts to the table.

Kwik-Fit run this ****!

They all come back to us in the end, no one can deny. Get ya wallet cause ya need two tyres am afraid.

We **** all over Hi-Q when it comes to sells, Just Tyres are mickey mouse so we don't bother with them. Nationwide and ATS have numbers but don't bring no discounts to the table.

Kwik-Fit run this ****!

They all come back to us in the end, no one can deny. Get ya wallet cause ya need two tyres am afraid.

lol, probably mate, I think anyone with any knowledge of tyres wouldn't go to kwik fit though you lot are rip offs.

lol, probably mate, I think anyone with any knowledge of tyres wouldn't go to kwik fit though you lot are rip offs.

We're cheaper then the competition believe it or not.

We care about our customers safety and well being, and i don't think i could sleep at night knowing that one of my customers left my centre with two cheap budget tyres when they could have gotten two Michelin's with 15% off.

I care too much, that's the problem Jambo.:nonono:

Yep, Southpaw! :luvbed:

Been a while mate, you keeping well?

Not really raging. I'm sober tonight, does that sound well to you?

We're cheaper then the competition believe it or not.

We care about our customers safety and well being, and i don't think i could sleep at night knowing that one of my customers left my centre with two cheap budget tyres when they could have gotten two Michelin's with 15% off.

I care too much, that's the problem Jambo.:nonono:

Your a saint chunk.

I hate michelins handle like ****e.

Your a saint chunk.

I hate michelins handle like ****e.

The handling on the road ain't great i agree but they last forever hence the price.

If its a traction and performance tyre that you're after, Bridgestone or Goodyear is your best bet.

The handling on the road ain't great i agree but they last forever hence the price.

If its a traction and performance tyre that you're after, Bridgestone or Goodyear is your best bet.

Yeah, I still have never paid for a tyre in my life, and I never intend to. I just get mates to stick runners on my motor when they get low. Think if i was gonna pay though i'd go for Goodyear or Pirelli.

Got Michies on me work van and it handles like a bag of ****.

What tyre changers do you have at your centre? (fitting machines)

Yeah, I still have never paid for a tyre in my life, and I never intend to. I just get mates to stick runners on my motor when they get low. Think if i was gonna pay though i'd go for Goodyear or Pirelli.

Got Michies on me work van and it handles like a bag of ****.

What tyre changers do you have at your centre? (fitting machines)

I haven't got a ****ing clue to be honest, all i know is that a company called Gemco maintains them. When the machines goes bang, we have to do it by hand until the emergency engineer turns up which is usually a couple of days.

Yeah, I still have never paid for a tyre in my life, and I never intend to. I just get mates to stick runners on my motor when they get low. Think if i was gonna pay though i'd go for Goodyear or Pirelli.

Got Michies on me work van and it handles like a bag of ****.

What tyre changers do you have at your centre? (fitting machines)

Pirelli every time for me.

Pirelli every time for me.

I like pirelli's but I normally burn them out in about ten seconds flat. My favourite's were the old style eagle f1 goody's. Had them on an old golf, used to stick to the road like a ****in dried on bogey.
That said they were worse for wear than pirelli's.

Everyone give me green k please.
Thanks.

You will be rewarded in heaven.

Anyone else already pissed at only 10 pm?.

Anyone else already pissed at only 10 pm?.

No red i'm not but i'm ****ing bored, do you find the lounge a bit boring now?

There's more life in Richard Whiteley than there is in this thread lately.

There's more life in Richard Whiteley than there is in this thread lately.

Richard Whitely>NSB any day mate :hitit:

We should of added that cunt to our Limey Legends Hall Of Fame.

We should of added that cunt to our Limey Legends Hall Of Fame.

Definitely mate, will do it now...

http://www.chairmanmoo.co.uk/images/news/whiteley.jpg

Richard gets my respect.

Richard gets my respect.

He gets my full 4 and a half.

He gets my full 4 and a half.

Fancy drinking a pint to the fella? I feel he's worthy of me stella.

Fancy drinking a pint to the fella? I feel he's worthy of me stella.

Why not, do we pour a bit out on the pavement like in the gangster films? I personally feel this is a waste and not what Rich would have wanted.

Why not, do we pour a bit out on the pavement like in the gangster films? I personally feel this is a waste and not what Rich would have wanted.

That would be a sin so it would. Get it all down yer, feel it going down yer throat and think of Richard.

That would be a sin so it would. Get it all down yer, feel it going down yer throat and think of Richard.

Richard would be proud of the amount I swallowed in his honour. Now for the beer.

Richard would be proud of the amount I swallowed in his honour. Now for the beer.

Lets leave the beer a little longer :luvbed:

Lets leave the beer a little longer :luvbed:

I need something to wash the salty taste out of me mouth.

I need something to wash the salty taste out of me mouth.

Considering me diet, I would have thought it would have a more curryish taste.

Considering me diet, I would have thought it would have a more curryish taste.

To be honest it tasted just like stella. With a twist of something salty, maybe a jalfrezi or possibly a madras???

To be honest it tasted just like stella. With a twist of something salty, maybe a jalfrezi or possibly a madras???

The vindaloo is my bet, although that madras could also be a culprit.

The vindaloo is my bet, although that madras could also be a culprit.

Yeah i'm getting the heat now, it's a full on chilli aftertaste.
Bloody loverly though southpaw, it's brought a tear to me eye so it has.

Where is Laddie, aint seen him in a while.

Banter is pretty dry in here lately, I normally end up arguing with yank christians till early morn.

Yeah i'm getting the heat now, it's a full on chilli aftertaste.
Bloody loverly though southpaw, it's brought a tear to me eye so it has.

Where is Laddie, aint seen him in a while.

Banter is pretty dry in here lately, I normally end up arguing with yank christians till early morn.

You're not far wrong Jambo, this place has turned me into a raging xenophobic. I find myself arguing with these cunts on total bollocks.

I have a new found hatred for fat Yanks and yank j.eggins and its all thanks to boxingscene. I came here with an open mind and ended up with a big black **** in my arse (so to speak). Foregin bastards.

Yeah i'm getting the heat now, it's a full on chilli aftertaste.
Bloody loverly though southpaw, it's brought a tear to me eye so it has.

Where is Laddie, aint seen him in a while.

Banter is pretty dry in here lately, I normally end up arguing with yank christians till early morn.

I need my laddie to keep me sane...

Please come back to me, Laddie!!

Av you seen what the cunting slags might do to the price of beer?

Av you seen what the cunting slags might do to the price of beer?

The cunts know I will pay anything for Alan's nector.

I need my laddie to keep me sane...

Please come back to me, Laddie!!

He is a sexy bum boy to be sure.

My Nadal made it! Said he would this year, the biceps beat the ponce.

Stella time!

Did yer see the ponces cardigan southpaw?

Thank **** our boy Nadal won.

show Federer a bit of repsect good for nothing bum boys

show Federer a bit of repsect good for nothing bum boys

I piss on Federers cardigans.

show Federer a bit of repsect good for nothing bum boys

I've been giving him enough respect, but the cardigan this year was the final straw. Me boy won at last, and I can mock the loser and drink me stella.

Fancy joining me Hoff in me celabration? :wank:

I've been giving him enough respect, but the cardigan this year was the final straw. Me boy won at last, and I can mock the loser and drink me stella.

Fancy joining me Hoff in me celabration? :wank:

I'm always willing to lend a hand me dear.

I'm always willing to lend a hand me dear.

This time last year, me lover, we both predicted 08 would be Nadals year. Our bum boy intuition and Alan's watchful eye gave us what we wanted.

All I need now is to open me bottle of Jack D and me day is complete.

:luvbed:

This time last year, me lover, we both predicted 08 would be Nadals year. Our bum boy intuition and Alan's watchful eye gave us what we wanted.

All I need now is to open me bottle of Jack D and me day is complete.

:luvbed:

Aye, we proved our critics wrong today and showed that know how to pick a bleeding winner. Nadal's resolve today was as firm as our trousersnakes during a session of how's yer father with Alan.

Aye, we proved our critics wrong today and showed that know how to pick a bleeding winner. Nadal's resolve today was as firm as our trousersnakes during a session of how's yer father with Alan.

Me trousersnake has done a marathon today, babes. Especially with the Hoff on the Sunday night project.
I'll be out of action tomorrow, so I will.

Me trousersnake has done a marathon today, babes. Especially with the Hoff on the Sunday night project.
I'll be out of action tomorrow, so I will.

If it's done a marathon then bejesus it surely needs a massage. I'll have the trousersnake fella back in action in no time. Just leave it to me southpaw.

If it's done a marathon then bejesus it surely needs a massage. I'll have the trousersnake fella back in action in no time. Just leave it to me southpaw.

He's in your hands now, babes. Be gentle.... at first..

He's in your hands now, babes. Be gentle.... at first..

A sexier safer pair of hands you could never find me dear. Gordon Banks in his prime, now he had a safe pair of hands, but he couldn't handle a trousersnake like I can.

A sexier safer pair of hands you could never find me dear. Gordon Banks in his prime, now he had a safe pair of hands, but he couldn't handle a trousersnake like I can.

Very true, babes. If Laddie were here as well I would have two pairs at me disposal.
Although your own pair could quite easily do the work of several others.

Very true, babes. If Laddie were here as well I would have two pairs at me disposal.
Although your own pair could quite easily do the work of several others.

You can have my soft hands southpaw?

Jambo, what's this about you welching on a bet?

I hope you're not bringing the team limey bum boy name into disrepute.

Jambo, what's this about you welching on a bet?

I hope you're not bringing the team limey bum boy name into disrepute.

Never, I just don't know how to donate points son.
I didn't even know we had a bet but i'm still paying him, don't worry hoff I wouldn't let the side down.

Good man Jambo.

Good man Jambo.

If I'm paying 25k, what do I type in the donate box??

I've been putting different combo's and it just pays 25 or says I aint got the money, what the ****?

If I'm paying 25k, what do I type in the donate box??

I've been putting different combo's and it just pays 25 or says I aint got the money, what the ****?

Put in 25000.

But you have to pay an extra ten percent on top of that in taxes. So you need to withdraw 27500 from your bank then donate 25000.

Put in 25000.

But you have to pay an extra ten percent on top of that in taxes. So you need to withdraw 27500 from your bank then donate 25000.

Oh right, that's why, cheers hoffie.

No problem Jambo.

No problem Jambo.

Did you see the sunday night project?

I missed it. :grr:

Did you see the sunday night project?

I missed it. :grr:

I missed it too.

**** a duck!

Channel 4+1 fellas. Yer missed it twice, it's still on though but not long to go.

Southpaw, would yer give Jambo 100k please me darling.

Jambo you fanny, bet wisely next time, and don't let us down son.

Southpaw, would yer give Jambo 100k please me darling.

Jambo you fanny, bet wisely next time, and don't let us down son.

I'm sorry for doubting Nadal now, his trousersnake is greater than I thought.

I'm sorry for doubting Nadal now, his trousersnake is greater than I thought.

Too cunting right. **** tennis, Rafa got his muscular arms from handling his massive trousersnake. Handling such a heavy beef bayonet like his when having a tommy tank or standing at the urinals is a workout in itself.

Too cunting right. **** tennis, Rafa got his muscular arms from handling his massive trousersnake. Handling such a heavy beef bayonet like his when having a tommy tank or standing at the urinals is a workout in itself.

I think that's why the ****er jumped up on that roof, he just wanted to show them spanish royal cunts his semi erected bellend.

I think that's why the ****er jumped up on that roof, he just wanted to show them spanish royal cunts his semi erected bellend.

To be quite frank with yer Jambo, I'm suprised that he didn't use his trousersnake to pole vault onto that roof.

Southpaw, would yer give Jambo 100k please me darling.

Jambo you fanny, bet wisely next time, and don't let us down son.

After doubting Nadal? Thats like rewarding a bum boy for pouring a full can of stella down the pan. Yer sure, me lover?

After doubting Nadal? Thats like rewarding a bum boy for pouring a full can of stella down the pan. Yer sure, me lover?

Yer right Southpaw, but everyone should get the chance to redeem themselves. He's had a glimpse of the dark side by betting against our boy, and now we're giving him a chance to rejoin the righteous bum boy forces and fight gingerness and sobriety wherever he may go.

To be quite frank with yer Jambo, I'm suprised that he didn't use his trousersnake to pole vault onto that roof.

If he did that surely he would have leapt out of centre court right over Henams hill and Murray's mount and up Sue Barkers back alley.

After doubting Nadal? Thats like rewarding a bum boy for pouring a full can of stella down the pan. Yer sure, me lover?

Surely this is punishable by death. I've never wasted a drop of the nectar southpaw, I swear to Alan.

Yer right Southpaw, but everyone should get the chance to redeem themselves. He's had a glimpse of the dark side by betting against our boy, and now we're giving him a chance to rejoin the righteous bum boy forces and fight gingerness and sobriety wherever he may go.

I'll pour meself another drink before I make the transfer, babes. I'm sacrificing me morals for the good of a fellow bumboy, so I am.

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_stella-artois.jpg

I'll pour meself another drink before I make the transfer, babes. I'm sacrificing me morals for the good of a fellow bumboy, so I am.

Priorities southpaw, that's what it's all about, and you've got it bang on so you have. Pouring yourself another drink should always be number one on your things to do list. Anything else is irrelevant.

I like it Southpaw, I cunting like it.

I've got me drink and the points are sent. I stick to me guns, so I do.

I've got me drink and the points are sent. I stick to me guns, so I do.

You're an honourable bum boy. Of that there is no doubt.

I've got me drink and the points are sent. I stick to me guns, so I do.

From now on i'll stick to Nadal's guns so i will.

I love you Southpaw, best P4P poster on this cunting forum and no messin.

From now on i'll stick to Nadal's guns so i will.

I love you Southpaw, best P4P poster on this cunting forum and no messin.

Just for that yer can have a fondle, me lover :luvbed:

Just for that yer can have a fondle, me lover :luvbed:

Cheers babes, I can't even give you any karma, says I have to spread it around a bit first.
I don't wanna catch aids or out.

Cheers babes, I can't even give you any karma, says I have to spread it around a bit first.
I don't wanna catch aids or out.

Here you go mate, changed me avi for yer.
Was gonna change me user title to something for yer too, but couldn't think of anything that would fit.
I tried 'southpaw slipped me a stiffy' but it wouldn't have it, the cunting thing.

Cheers babes, I can't even give you any karma, says I have to spread it around a bit first.
I don't wanna catch aids or out.

Crabs is the likely danger from me, babes. Although siphallis is a constant worry, but all me lovers know the risks.
I'll pull down the zip, you stick yer hand in and think of it as a lucky dip. The top prize is a helping of me special sauce.

Yer new avi got me in the mood, so it did. :luvbed:

Crabs is the likely danger from me, babes. Although siphallis is a constant worry, but all me lovers know the risks.
I'll pull down the zip, you stick yer hand in and think of it as a lucky dip. The top prize is a helping of me special sauce.

Yer new avi got me in the mood, so it did. :luvbed:

Glad you like it.
Hey i'd take me chances, i'd rather get the clap off of you than off some brass down the street. At least I know it's either come from laddie or hoffie, in which case it may have started with me anyway.
The top prize sounds exciting, extra portions please.

Glad you like it.
Hey i'd take me chances, i'd rather get the clap off of you than off some brass down the street. At least I know it's either come from laddie or hoffie, in which case it may have started with me anyway.
The top prize sounds exciting, extra portions please.

I'm working me way up to a pint. Possibly the only thing that could top a Stella?

I'm working me way up to a pint. Possibly the only thing that could top a Stella?

**** me southpaw, i've had an ingenious idea, ****ing ring dragons den right now.

A Stella top... a pint of stella topped with your special sauce instead of a frothy head!

**** me, we're gonna be millionaires so we are. What could be better than a pint of stella with a bit of your David Seaman dribbling down yer chin, nothing thats what.

**** me southpaw, i've had an ingenious idea, ****ing ring dragons den right now.

A Stella top... a pint of stella topped with your special sauce instead of a frothy head!

**** me, we're gonna be millionaires so we are. What could be better than a pint of stella with a bit of your David Seaman dribbling down yer chin, nothing thats what.

I look forward to mass producing me sauce for this stella. Yer avi is gonna be a huge help there, so it is.
I'll give them drangon cunts a ring tomorrow. That Duncan Bannatyne would lap our idea right up so he would.

I look forward to mass producing me sauce for this stella. Yer avi is gonna be a huge help there, so it is.
I'll give them drangon cunts a ring tomorrow. That Duncan Bannatyne would lap our idea right up so he would.

If you ever get tired whilst mass producing then i'll gladly step in and give a hand. You only have to ask.

As a promotion for the Dragon cunts, you can give them the fresh stuff, and spray your special sauce all over Peter Jones' face.

Then we can take it to Alan Sugar and shoot him with the good stuff all over his 'your fired' finger.

We're on to a winner here soutpaw, I can feel it in me water.

If you ever get tired whilst mass producing then i'll gladly step in and give a hand. You only have to ask.

As a promotion for the Dragon cunts, you can give them the fresh stuff, and spray your special sauce all over Peter Jones' face.

Then we can take it to Alan Sugar and shoot him with the good stuff all over his 'your fired' finger.

We're on to a winner here soutpaw, I can feel it in me water.

Bumboy Enterprises is our name, or Trousersnake Ltd.

We'll knock Dyson of his pedestal thats for cunting sure.

I'm out of Stella so I have to say G'night, me lover :luvbed:

Bumboy Enterprises is our name, or Trousersnake Ltd.

We'll knock Dyson of his pedestal thats for cunting sure.

I'm out of Stella so I have to say G'night, me lover :luvbed:

Me2 babes, see yer tomorrow.

I'm off now to think about our business plan and have a good thorough :wank:

Alright, me lovers?

Alright, me lovers?

Yer back, babes! Me trousersnake was very worried about yer, so it was.

I've missed you and the rest of the bum boys terribly.

I've missed you and the rest of the bum boys terribly.

Has the Stella been keepin' yer busy, Laddie?

I switched to Kronenberg for a while, but it's Stella right now.

I switched to Kronenberg for a while, but it's Stella right now.

Good lad. Yer know it makes sense.

I know the sexy Hoff will be pleased to see you. His love serpent has been saving some of its venom for your return.

Has his Hoffness been on much?

How do' Laddie
:beerchug:

How do' Laddie
:beerchug:

Alright, babes. I've missed your tender touch.

Has his Hoffness been on much?

That he has. A fair few times, babes.

Your warmth has been missed around these parts
All the Bum Boys need to be around at these difficult times, the Loss of Mickeyb came as a great shock
Alan shall bless him
:friday:

Did Mickey get teh ban?

He got run off the Site by those Serbs
Pictures from his Social Network were posted in the thunderdome
He thought it may be risking his Career
It was an ugly few hours

**** me. I go away for a couple of weeks and it all kicks off.

Check the dome, babe
I believe Tuggers posted them
Mick was a sitting duck

Just had a goosey gander. Hopefully he doesn't do a Naz, he's still got a quality pwnage career ahead of him.

Bless the guy, though
He's trying his hardest.. If that "ProudMum" is him
It wont be the end of Mick
When he makes a return, The Limey Bum Boys shall strike those Serbs down

We're in the process of preparing a counterstrike at this very minute.

Ol' Winston would be proud of this ****.

I'll give those Serbs credit - they've stuck in there like durable buggers. Lesser noobs would have been down in the first.

Yeah, theres no doubt.. Theres some Pride left in those bastards
But really, A full frontal attack from The Limeys would leave them out for the count
:drillserg

Them serbs are durable cunts with solid chins. I think we should go for the body, so we should. A low blow wouldn't be out of the question either. I volunteer for the blow :cool2:

You fellas drinking tonight?

You fellas drinking tonight?

Is the pope catholic? I've been drinking all cunting day.

Only got Carling in the Fridge
The Youth drink it
So why shouldnt I

:luvbed:

Only got Carling in the Fridge
The Youth drink it
So why shouldnt I

:luvbed:

I'm not drinking anything but water tonight.
I'm losing weight.
Feel free to :ban:

****! last bottle. Time to hit the shops.

Kronenberg or stella, fellas?

****! last bottle. Time to hit the shops.

Kronenberg or stella, fellas?

Stella unless you can get the kronney they do on the continent which is 6.7% I ****in love that stuff.

They must put a secret ingredient in Stella. I've drank beer twice as strong and **** all happens, but Stella turns you into a drunken lunatic.

They must put a secret ingredient in Stella. I've drank beer twice as strong and **** all happens, but Stella turns you into a drunken lunatic.

Don't know what it is laddie but it does the same to me.

I saw an advert on a billboard in London the other day saying stella has only 3 ingredients, Hops, Yeast, and water.

I thought the same thing when i saw that, 'Why does it get me so ****faced then?'

They must put a secret ingredient in Stella. I've drank beer twice as strong and **** all happens, but Stella turns you into a drunken lunatic.

It's my special sauce topping that gives it that kick.

It's my special sauce topping that gives it that kick.

Oh yes, I almost forgot about our business venture southpaw. I've thought of a name for it.

Southpaws succulant special sauce spliced with some sexy stella.

Catchy don't you think?

Oh yes, I almost forgot about our business venture southpaw. I've thought of a name for it.

Southpaws succulant special sauce spliced with some sexy stella.

Catchy don't you think?

Bleedin' top notch, lad. I'd expect nothing less from a sexy bum boy like yerself :luvbed:

Bleedin' top notch, lad. I'd expect nothing less from a sexy bum boy like yerself :luvbed:

Hope you're ready for mass producing this stuff then fella. It's gonna be tough work but I know yer can do it.

Hope you're ready for mass producing this stuff then fella. It's gonna be tough work but I know yer can do it.

I've already started, babes.

I've already started, babes.

Good, i'll tell you when we've got enough.

By then you'll have arms like Nadal lad.

Good, i'll tell you when we've got enough.

By then you'll have arms like Nadal lad.

I better alternate arms or me left will dwarf me right.

Southpaw's special sauce on tap. Nothing beats it.

Handing out all this Pwnage to the Americans makes me thirsty

Handing out all this Pwnage to the Americans makes me thirsty

Have a Stella..... on the house.

Southpaw's special sauce comes at a price, but it's worth it.

Have a Stella..... on the house.

Southpaw's special sauce comes at a price, but it's worth it.

God bless ya'
I'll have an extra portion of Special Sauce, My good man

I once knew a geriatric sailor. He never got seasick.

I once knew a geriatric sailor. He never got seasick.

...and his love boat did rock something awful. It's quite a bleeding achievement that he didn't get seasick.

What a fella!

Trousersnake ahoy!

It's that long since i got me end away.... me balls could anchor the Titanic.

Care to relieve me boys?

It's that long since i got me end away.... me balls could anchor the Titanic.

Care to relieve me boys?

Don't mind if I do. A wee bit of hows yer father would go down a treat right about now.

Do a little dance make a little love get down tonight

It's that long since i got me end away.... me balls could anchor the Titanic.

Care to relieve me boys?

Prepare to raise anchor, babes :luvbed:

What's goin on bum boys?
Aint seen anyone about lately. I'm lonely and have resorted to talking to myself again.
I feel a bit like :crucified
That cunt gave his life for our sins and all we do is:sleeping: and :wank:
Jesus would have wanted us to :3some:

I think its time to get Limey Lang going again...

Who we all got for the big fight on Saturday? I am reading that Cotto is a big favourite, but I see it as a much closer fight. My prediction is a Margarito Tko in the mid to late rounds.

I'm sticking with Cotto UD for now but my mind changes as often as Pam Anderson's husbands.

I'm sticking with Cotto UD for now but my mind changes as often as Pam Anderson's husbands.


Head says Cotto, Heart says Margarito.

I'm hoping Cotto wins, might bring Mayweather out of retirement.

Cotto but i have niggling feeling that Marg may pull it off!

I tell you what fellas, don't ever watch Cloverfield when you've got a hangover, that shaky camera malarkey almost made me sick.

I tell you what fellas, don't ever watch Cloverfield when you've got a hangover, that shaky camera malarkey almost made me sick.

Just watched the orphanage, or el orfanato.

Twas brillig. Worth watching if you've not seen it.

Aint seen cloverfield, is it any good hoffie?

I think its time to get Limey Lang going again...

Who we all got for the big fight on Saturday? I am reading that Cotto is a big favourite, but I see it as a much closer fight. My prediction is a Margarito Tko in the mid to late rounds.

Not too bad eh. What a fight though guys. Cotto showed he can box with the best of them early on in the fight, but then Marg took over. What a chin that man has.

you could see the self-belief disappearing from Cotto when Tony was taking his best shots and still coming forward. Brilliant fight, great advertisement for the sport. Gutted Cotto got beat but I really hope he can bounce back.

Well done Margarito.

Just watched the orphanage, or el orfanato.

Twas brillig. Worth watching if you've not seen it.

Aint seen cloverfield, is it any good hoffie?

I'll have a butchers.

Cloverfield is alright. Worth a goosey gander but nothing special really.

Check out Eastern Promises if you get the chance, Naomi Watts is looking rather yummy in that.

I tell you what fellas, don't ever watch Cloverfield when you've got a hangover, that shaky camera malarkey almost made me sick.

I made that mistake too, babes. I was out cold for two days.

I saw Walk The Line yesterday, that film was class! Can't beat a bit of Johnny Cash! I was pleasantly surprised by Reese Witherspoon in that!

I saw Walk The Line yesterday, that film was class! Can't beat a bit of Johnny Cash! I was pleasantly surprised by Reese Witherspoon in that!

Joaquin Phoenix is very underated and he was awesome in Gladiator and again he was superb in Walk the Line. I too was surprised by Reese Witherspoon.

I never really liked her, but my opinion has changed somewhat since seeing her in that. They both did all the singing in that film.

Another good film is Bobby Darin with Kevin Spacey, who I think is the best actor at the moment. His singing was excellent in that film.

Joaquin Phoenix is very underated and he was awesome in Gladiator and again he was superb in Walk the Line. I too was surprised by Reese Witherspoon.

I never really liked her, but my opinion has changed somewhat since seeing her in that. They both did all the singing in that film.

Another good film is Bobby Darin with Kevin Spacey, who I think is the best actor at the moment. His singing was excellent in that film.

He's class, I hated him in Gladiator which is a sign of good acting! He was excellent as Cash. The singing was on point, I've only reecntly got into johnny cash and I thought they did pretty well.

I didn't know Witherspoon had it in her but apparently she won an Oscar for it.

I'm a fan of Spacey, he was class in American Beauty. I'll check out Darin.

I love Johnny Cash but I didn't really like the film. Maybe I need to see it again but I thought that it was a bit 2D compared to what his life was really like.

I love Johnny Cash but I didn't really like the film. Maybe I need to see it again but I thought that it was a bit 2D compared to what his life was really like.
I don't know much about him, it's hard to get the balance right though in biopics.

I don't know much about him, it's hard to get the balance right though in biopics.

What's your favourite Cash song? Mine is either folsom prison blues or a man named sue.

What's your favourite Cash song? Mine is either folsom prison blues or a man named sue.
Mine are Jackson, Folsom Prison Blues and I Walk The Line.

I only recently started listening to him, he was quality!

Hey guys,

How's it going?

now then lads. hows it going? long time no banter. getting the internet and sky in the flat in a few days so im sorted. whats been happening on the scene

now then lads. hows it going? long time no banter. getting the internet and sky in the flat in a few days so im sorted. whats been happening on the scene

My Laddie has vanished, leaving the Hoff and myself lonely!

My Laddie has vanished, leaving the Hoff and myself lonely!

Seems NSB has died.

I was away for about 2 months yet no one cared lol. :)

Really quiet these days???

Seems NSB has died.

I was away for about 2 months yet no one cared lol. :)

Really quiet these days???

I know what you mean about no one caring, I was banned and not one thread asking for me to be unbanned.:grumble:

This whole site had died a horrible death. Not many limeys post anymore, NSB is ****e and the dome is dead.

Seems NSB has died.

I was away for about 2 months yet no one cared lol. :)

Really quiet these days???

Theres still a few of us here and there, but a few posters have dissapeared sadly.

I personally avoid NSB thesedays as it has become so bad with a lot of idiots running riot.

Tis a shame.

I will hang on and wait for the good times to return. If they return.

I will hang on and wait for the good times to return. If they return.

The good times shall return and this lounge shall be great once again.

Well I'm glad to see this place has survived in my absence.

Well I'm glad to see this place has survived in my absence.

Do you have my Laddie? I want him back, now!

Just finished serving a ban for being 'racist' to a gypsy!!!

I find this hilarious for two reasons.

I've two good friends that grew up on 'travelling' sites and called themselves a lot worse than I called this little cunt. The word p!key and chav to them was a term of endearment, similar to the n word that black people sometimes use towards each other.

Secondly i've never known gypsies to be a different race, sure the term romany would suggest that they are but for ****s sake we're all white, northern european and English.

I have absolutely nothing against Gyppo's really. I was just making a joke and was then going to go on to discuss his background. I've heard a lot worse said than what I said, but this little cunt Garryd reported me and got me banned and then cried because I gave him red k.

What a cunt....

.... I ****in hate pikey's.

Just finished serving a ban for being 'racist' to a gypsy!!!

I find this hilarious for two reasons.

I've two good friends that grew up on 'travelling' sites and called themselves a lot worse than I called this little cunt. The word p!key and chav to them was a term of endearment, similar to the n word that black people sometimes use towards each other.

Secondly i've never known gypsies to be a different race, sure the term romany would suggest that they are but for ****s sake we're all white, northern european and English.

I have absolutely nothing against Gyppo's really. I was just making a joke and was then going to go on to discuss his background. I've heard a lot worse said than what I said, but this little cunt Garryd reported me and got me banned and then cried because I gave him red k.

What a cunt....

.... I ****in hate pikey's.

I think us white honkey cunts have thicker skins than everyone else. I got banned for a joke thread asking about whether or not mexicans are dirty, because Margarito had the same shirt on for 2 or 3 days. (or seemed to anyway)

Don't know who reported me, but for **** sake cant people take a joke.

I think us white honkey cunts have thicker skins than everyone else. I got banned for a joke thread asking about whether or not mexicans are dirty, because Margarito had the same shirt on for 2 or 3 days. (or seemed to anyway)

Don't know who reported me, but for **** sake cant people take a joke.

I personally think it's cuntish to report people full stop, regardless of what they have said.
If you don't like it, ignore them.

Just finished serving a ban for being 'racist' to a gypsy!!!

I find this hilarious for two reasons.

I've two good friends that grew up on 'travelling' sites and called themselves a lot worse than I called this little cunt. The word p!key and chav to them was a term of endearment, similar to the n word that black people sometimes use towards each other.

Secondly i've never known gypsies to be a different race, sure the term romany would suggest that they are but for ****s sake we're all white, northern european and English.

I have absolutely nothing against Gyppo's really. I was just making a joke and was then going to go on to discuss his background. I've heard a lot worse said than what I said, but this little cunt Garryd reported me and got me banned and then cried because I gave him red k.

What a cunt....

.... I ****in hate pikey's.

I gave him red k too. The cunt.

800th post.

Jamboboy.Roma people are a different race and neither English or European! The UK Roma have mixed roots with Irish immigrants but in the 1500s a Hungarian scholar traced the words of Romany and found out it was an ancient dialect of Sanskrit. These fortune tellers, circus performers and delboys came in Europe 1000 years ago and were dark skinned and referred to themsleves as Egyptians. Some claim before Sanskrit era they travelled from ancient Egypt 5000 years ago. Who knows, them pikeys arealways on the move. Most say they originate from the areas of north west frontier as they have words in Romany such as parni, which means water in same areas. That means their ancestors could be either Pakistani, Indian or Afghan!

Bonjourno bum boys.

Bonjourno bum boys.

Hi laddie, we missed your beautiful trousersnake.

Hi laddie, we missed your beautiful trousersnake.

It's been far too long, Jambo, me lover.

What's been going on in me absence?

It's been far too long, Jambo, me lover.

What's been going on in me absence?

Laddie! Where in Hitlers' trousersnake have you been, me lover?

Laddie! Where in Hitlers' trousersnake have you been, me lover?

I've been enjoying the great British summer whilst pissed. As is the way of Frank.

I've been enjoying the great British summer whilst pissed. As is the way of Frank.

Me original thought was either a long piss up or a cuntish internet connection. The Hoff and I were worried flacid. Did yer get through plenty of Stella, babes?