My first post in Limey ;ang and I am drunk. weyyyyyyy

My first post in Limey ;ang and I am drunk. weyyyyyyy

lol you have to be at least three times over the limit to post in this ****er anyway.

My first post in Limey ;ang and I am drunk. weyyyyyyy

I don't think I've ever made a sober post in the limey lang.

Tried to post a game in but it didn't cunting work.

2-1, mon the Hoops.

2-1, mon the Hoops.

Stick it up em, great result laddie. I've always prefered Celtic to Rangers.

Stick it up em, great result laddie. I've always prefered Celtic to Rangers.

Alan bless you, yer sexy bum boy.

I'm going to shower you in good K and Points all day now.

Hurricane, for you my love:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FCCjixSLTBY

Alan bless you, yer sexy bum boy.

I'm going to shower you in good K and Points all day now.

Hurricane, for you my love:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FCCjixSLTBY


I just jizzed in me pants laddie, what a screamer. I never saw that last night, I caught the missed penalty (nuff said about that) and the injury time winner though.:banana:

Celtic are one of my favourite teams!

Scott Mcdonald, Jan Venegoor and Aiden McGeady are top players!

I just jizzed in me pants laddie, what a screamer. I never saw that last night, I caught the missed penalty (nuff said about that) and the injury time winner though.:banana:

The best Old-Firm game in years and the better team won in the end. :luvbed:

Do they show much about the big two in England?

Celtic are one of my favourite teams!

Scott Mcdonald, Jan Venegoor and Aiden McGeady are top players!

I've always liked em too. I used to have one of them half and half footy hats.
Tottenham one side and Celtic the other.

Celtic are one of my favourite teams!

Scott Mcdonald, Jan Venegoor and Aiden McGeady are top players!

King Kev better keep his greedy mitts off the lot of 'em. I've seen his sexy arse at a few games, eyeing the bum boys up.

The best Old-Firm game in years and the better team won in the end. :luvbed:

Do they show much about the big two in England?

Yeah they do, I've only got sky sports news though and just see little bits here and there. I've really got to get a sky box instead of this freeview.

I've always liked em too. I used to have one of them half and half footy hats.
Tottenham one side and Celtic the other.

Tottenham = some of the best playing footy I've seen in the last few years. I'd love to see Berbatov or Keane at Celtic.

King Kev better keep his greedy mitts off the lot of 'em. I've seen his sexy arse at a few games, eyeing the bum boys up.

I want McGeady!

Tottenham = some of the best playing footy I've seen in the last few years. I'd love to see Berbatov or Keane at Celtic.

Berbatov will be at the Toon next season! :lol1:

Tottenham = some of the best playing footy I've seen in the last few years. I'd love to see Berbatov or Keane at Celtic.

If only we could defend, going forward we are lethal. I could see Keane at Celtic in another few years, great place to see out your career with Champions League football guaranteed.

A little tribute for you, hope you enjoy the music that goes with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UXUAGlpOEo

Rizoom, the only chance youse have of getting McGeady is if you trade him for Cheryl Tweedy.

I'd love for that tart to ride me knob and scream about it in her thick Geordie accent.

Rizoom, the only chance youse have of getting McGeady is if you trade him for Cheryl Tweedy.

I'd love for that tart to ride me knob and scream about it in her thick Geordie accent.

How about Duff and £10M?

If only we could defend, going forward we are lethal. I could see Keane at Celtic in another few years, great place to see out your career with Champions League football guaranteed.

A little tribute for you, hope you enjoy the music that goes with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UXUAGlpOEo

beautiful. More K coming your way.

where abouts in scotland are you from like laddie. tis a nice place so it is. i've fallen in love with me adopted stirling. cracking place! got meself a flat sorted and everything.

Good match last night, nice to see yas keeping the title dream alive, the old firm games always seem to be ultra violent like

nooooo that trade would be totally unfair. cheryl tweedys worth more than any football player in my eyes.

where abouts in scotland are you from like laddie. tis a nice place so it is. i've fallen in love with me adopted stirling. cracking place! got meself a flat sorted and everything.

Good match last night, nice to see yas keeping the title dream alive, the old firm games always seem to be ultra violent like

I'm from Glasgow, babes, not 5 minutes walk from the Clyde.

Aye, it's a great place to visit if you know the right spots. I love to go camping up near Lomond meself - Just get away from society and indulge in wilderness.

I'm from Glasgow, babes, not 5 minutes walk from the Clyde.

Aye, it's a great place to visit if you know the right spots. I love to go camping up near Lomond meself - Just get away from society and indulge in wilderness.

very nice. should be able to get out a lot more with the summer coming aswell eh. do you know if its hard to get tickets for an old firm game? i imagine it would be to be honest but its one of me ambitions whilst im living in scotland. i also plan on buying a kilt and running about flashing people. you know just to fit in with the culture n all that.

very nice. should be able to get out a lot more with the summer coming aswell eh. do you know if its hard to get tickets for an old firm game? i imagine it would be to be honest but its one of me ambitions whilst im living in scotland. i also plan on buying a kilt and running about flashing people. you know just to fit in with the culture n all that.

It's darn hard to get a ticket, but tickets are always available. You need to get in advance to be safe.

No pants underneath the kilt - remember that. :luvbed:

It's darn hard to get a ticket, but tickets are always available. You need to get in advance to be safe.

No pants underneath the kilt - remember that. :luvbed:

I bet you look sexy in a kilt laddie, do you own one?

It's darn hard to get a ticket, but tickets are always available. You need to get in advance to be safe.

No pants underneath the kilt - remember that. :luvbed:

aii al probs have to wait till next season now like. cheers for the advice regarding the kilt laddie, it has been duly noted.
Anyways im off to get ready, start a new job today and they're throwing me in at the deep end with a ****ing 9 hour shift the bastards.
Have a good day mate, i know i wont :kiss:

aii al probs have to wait till next season now like. cheers for the advice regarding the kilt laddie, it has been duly noted.
Anyways im off to get ready, start a new job today and they're throwing me in at the deep end with a ****ing 9 hour shift the bastards.
Have a good day mate, i know i wont :kiss:

Good luck for today ****wit.:luvbed:

I bet you look sexy in a kilt laddie, do you own one?

I've only wore a kilt twice in me life, but both times i was recognised as the sexiest ****er walking the face of the Earth.

aii al probs have to wait till next season now like. cheers for the advice regarding the kilt laddie, it has been duly noted.
Anyways im off to get ready, start a new job today and they're throwing me in at the deep end with a ****ing 9 hour shift the bastards.
Have a good day mate, i know i wont :kiss:

Yer a bum boy, an' bum boys always do well.

Give 'em one for me, slag!

I've only wore a kilt twice in me life, but both times i was recognised as the sexiest ****er walking the face of the Earth.

I thought you were anyway, even without the kilt. Your even sexier than T to the Z.

My first post in Limey ;ang and I am drunk. weyyyyyyy

Ahh though I posted in here last night. My grammer is damn good considering I passed out about 10 minutes later.:banana:

Ahh though I posted in here last night. My grammer is damn good considering I passed out about 10 minutes later.:banana:

Tut Tut!!

Piss head!! lol

Drunk *****es.

This is what happens when aftershock are 50p a shot.

I'm on the whiskey tonight boys, scotlands finest.

Is the limey lounge that depressing that people resort to drink

Is the limey lounge that depressing that people resort to drink

Don't ever question drink.

I love my drink
But using it to escape from the horrors of the limey lounge is unexcusable

I love my drink
But using it to escape from the horrors of the limey lounge is unexcusable

One must do what is required.

This lounge was the best on the site, back in the day (according to Annie)

One must do what is required.

This lounge was the best on the site, back in the day (according to Annie)

Its going downhill just like our great nation

This lounge smelled of rich mahogany back in the day.

Right now it smells of stella.

...with a slight stench of piss? :dunno:.

*sniff, sniff* Hmm... I think I can smell it.

Right now it smells of stella.

Southpaw, babes, where ya been?

Southpaw, babes, where ya been?


Started drinking for my birthday on sunday and only just regained me senses.

What's the fascination with Stella round these parts? What's up with Budweiser?

What's the fascination with Stella round these parts? What's up with Budweiser?

You might as well drink water. Better chance of getting drunk.

You might as well drink water. Better chance of getting drunk.

Does that whole 0.2% more of alcohol make all the difference? I don't know if I could take it.

Remember these?

http://www.subliminalworld.org/hooch.jpg

Does that whole 0.2% more of alcohol make all the difference? I don't know if I could take it.

You know I went to some pub down south and they had this whole drinkathon thing going on. There were different drinks in different sections of the pub and the budweiser section was the last to have all those particapating pissed. I learn't a lot about pissmanship that day and I stay clear of budweiser.

You know I went to some pub down south and they had this whole drinkathon thing going on. There were different drinks in different sections of the pub and the budweiser section was the last to have all those particapating pissed. I learn't a lot about pissmanship that day and I stay clear of budweiser.

I bow to your superior knowledge. Stella it is from here on in!

Remember these?

http://www.subliminalworld.org/hooch.jpg

Ah Hooch who can forget. Always mentioned on news items along with the dreaded 'alcopop' tag but I never saw many people drinking them funnily enough.

I bow to your superior knowledge. Stella it is from here on in!

Me gut instinct often tells me to forget beer all together and just go for the Jack Daniels. If you're looking for the quick results it's the only way to go.

Me gut instinct often tells me to forget beer all together and just go for the Jack Daniels. If you're looking for the quick results it's the only way to go.

Why not skip that as well and climb aboard the Absinthe train - a one-way railroad to rack and ruin!

Why not skip that as well and climb aboard the Absinthe train - a one-way railroad to rack and ruin!

I will get meself a one way ticket to palookaville.

http://static.flickr.com/27/60391619_d5f9b69f89.jpg

Southpaw, Happy Birthday babes.

what were you doing up so early laddie?

got ****ing work again today. ****ing gutted. wht u lot upto

what were you doing up so early laddie?

got ****ing work again today. ****ing gutted. wht u lot upto

I'm still up from last night.

Morning you ****ing bunch of flids, how is everyone.

Happy Birthday Southpaw, how old are you?

Hurricane, how are ya, babes?

Guten tag my fellow lesbians.

Hurricane, how are ya, babes?

But of a hangover had a lot of whiskey last night and made a tit of myself on here. Thought Super Lightweight was Annie's ALT and didn't realise it's Super Flyweight not Lightweight. Shouldn't come on here pissed.:nonono:

But better now your here you sexy bum boy.

Guten Tag Hoff.

I'm still pumped from the Old-Firm game.

Hoff, start posting more.

Morning you ****ing bunch of flids, how is everyone.

Happy Birthday Southpaw, how old are you?

An old 23, me love.


Originally Posted by OASIS_LAD
Southpaw, Happy Birthday babes.

It was the 13th, babes. You still owe me some trousersnake action. :luvbed:

Bunch of ****ing queers.

HUSSAH!! HUSSAH!

Bunch of ****ing queers.

HUSSAH!! HUSSAH!

Do yer reckon I'll still be sober by the time the Calz-Hopkins fight starts? I find that question more thought provoking than the fight itself.

Whos on the piss tonight? I am. :banana: The Monk has got his eyes on a female, updates tommorow.

Give 'er one for me, babes.

SouthPaw, I'll treat you to heavy dose of trousersnake love.... i promise.

Laddie what you up to babes?

evening lads. did yas see the calzaghe weigh in? Calzaghe looked well relaxed and confident. wht yas all upto tonight

Bah!! I was gonna spend the whole day down the pub, from dinner until closing time then to a party to watch Calzone.

Now i got a fight on Thursday and fear being overweight :(.

****! :(!!!!

I'm pissed for about the 5th day straight - i'll blame it on the Old-firm game.

I'm pissed for about the 5th day straight - i'll blame it on the Old-firm game.

haha thats your excuse for everything. suppose its a very valid excuse like.:kiss:

*Raises glass to OldSkool*

Slainte! for you, lover.

Nothing like beating your rivals is there laddie.

I'm still on a high after whupping Arsenal and Chelsea in semi and final of the league cup.

I feel sorry for the Yanks, They'll never experience the satisfaction of sticking it right up your rivals.

American ****ball just doesn't compare.

I feel sorry for the Yanks, They'll never experience the satisfaction of sticking it right up your rivals.

American ****ball just doesn't compare.

A nancy version of rugby, so it is.

The Monk has bad news; he slept in an empty bed last night:nonono:. All was going well until my very drunk mate decided to insult some southerners. Bros before hoes and all that. Nevermind, going to get some beers in tonight, couple of the lads coming round and hopefully Joe will spank that yank.

Awright, fellas?

Go sexy Joe.

Awright, fellas?

Go sexy Joe.

Have yer got plenty of drink in, Laddie?

Evening bum boys. Is the kick off at the usual unalanly hour of 3 - 4 am again tonight?

HBO cunts.

Evening bum boys. Is the kick off at the usual unalanly hour of 3 - 4 am again tonight?

HBO cunts.

Well from 10:30 onwards. I dare not like to guess what time the Blow's fight will start.

haha gee up boyo's am on the wine ere. bit of cabernet sauvignon 2005. ****ing goes straight to the head man. was on offer in tesco :banana: ts ts ts.

wht use doing for the fight?

Evening bumboys, on a quick break at the moment. Setanta have said the fight will start at 3am and on the radio earlier they said the fight will start at 4am.

Come on Joe slap him silly.

I've got me cider amongst other things.

Seems I'll be pulling an all nighter.

Lucky I have Stella for company.

What does the fight start? Need to set me alarm on me phone.

Around 4 AM at the earliest.

They've been saying 3am. But you can never tell.

B-Hops an annoying ****er. Crafty fighter but an annoying ****er.

LOL, the yanks have already started their bull****ting.

LOL, the yanks have already started their bull****ting.

Was there ever any doubt?

Compubox doesn't lie!

Hopkins and Cortez deserve no place in boxing.

Guys, truthfully, how did we all score it? I personally have Joe up by 1 point , but i'm going to have to watch it again; some of those rounds were so hard to score. Hopkins performed better than I expected and cheated and fouled as much as I expected. What a horrible fighter. Cortez - what a horrific performance. Less said about him the better.

Suuuuper super Joe, suuuper super Joe, suuper super Joe, Super Joe Calzaghe!

Guys, truthfully, how did we all score it? I personally have Joe up by 1 point , but i'm going to have to watch it again; some of those rounds were so hard to score. Hopkins performed better than I expected and cheated and fouled as much as I expected. What a horrible fighter. Cortez - what a horrific performance. Less said about him the better.

Suuuuper super Joe, suuuper super Joe, suuper super Joe, Super Joe Calzaghe!

Calzy landed more punches and was the aggressor. Hopkins just landed the more memorable single shots.
I think Hopkins had Joe's number at the start of the fight though. Joe's stamina and work rate pulled a close win at the end for me. Joe one, maybe two points up at the end at best.

I had Calzaghe winning from round 3 onwards.

Landing 3 flush punches a round doesn't win you a fight.

Man I slept well knowing we did one over the yanks.

I had Calzaghe winning from round 3 onwards.

Landing 3 flush punches a round doesn't win you a fight.

I didn't see Joe landing much either. Plenty of flurries but no real hard shots landing.

Hopkins holding was pretty shameful though.

Calzaghe came to entertain. I ****in' love Joe.

5-1 to the Villa.

Calzaghe came to entertain. I ****in' love Joe.

Did yer like them pelvic thrusts, Laddie?

Whack em' in the balls then thrust em' from behind. Thats the Welsh way.

Calzaghe proved last night that he'd make everyone in prison his *****.

Calzaghe proved last night that he'd make everyone in prison his *****.

If he beats his wife again we might find out for sure.

If he beats his wife again we might find out for sure.

Were you pissed last night me dear?

If he beats his wife again we might find out for sure.
is joe a wife beater? never heard of this before

Were you pissed last night me dear?

I drank a lot during the Fraudley fight. Nothing better to do.

is joe a wife beater? never heard of this before

I heard a few rumours back in 2006. They seem to keep quiet on the subject nowadays.

I drank a lot during the Fraudley fight. Nothing better to do.



I heard a few rumours back in 2006. They seem to keep quiet on the subject nowadays.

:banana: You get your Vodka, you drink a litre, you have some Stella and become a wife beater :banana:.

You know towards the end of the fight, Bernard was like... flinched or something and went "COME ON!" and goaded him...

i'll admit, a little bit of wee wee came out of my pee pee in fear... and Bernard was 10,000 miles away. He's one scary negron.

Joe Joe Joe Joe!

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/ArsenalFabregasAdebayourVanPersieWe.gif

Lol thats too funny for word so i'll leave it at that.

I'd love to see Wenger getting jiggy like that in real life.

Take me to the river.

And put me in the water, babes.

Will do. ...........

Is it me or is Wenger starting to look more and more like Stephen Hawking? I think its just me but I've started early today.

I've never noticed it before, but now that you mention it.....

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/ArsenalFabregasAdebayourVanPersieWe.gif

http://i26.tinypic.com/2q2h9nt.gif

I've never noticed it before, but now that you mention it.....

Only when he smiles mind. I'm still looking at that gif and laughing.

Thats one good gif, babes. I'll enjoy it more when I'm drinking me pint tonight.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2q2h9nt.gif

lmao there ****ing decent

lmao there ****ing decent

Morning scumbags, great gifs by the way and anyone know if there is a tottenham one.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2q2h9nt.gif

My eyes! ......

My eyes! ......

My thoughts exactly when I saw the arsenal one, great gif but just can't look at them gooner scum.

http://www.soapstarbingo.co.uk/imgs/CO/Hayley.gif

http://www.soapstarbingo.co.uk/imgs/CO/Hayley.gif

Was gonna say where that pic come from, but realised it was meant to be a gif, but it's not doing anything.

Hayley Cropper was gonna be an ALT of mine.

The world's worst Tranny.

Think anyone would fall for it in a tranny trap thread?

The world's worst Tranny.

Think anyone would fall for it in a tranny trap thread?

Hows my fave bum boy?

I was gonna try it and expose someone, still might do it.

Laddie where did you get that gif from, and is there a spurs one about?

Someone had it in their sig on a Celtic forum.

I'm fine, babe. Just patiently waiting for the weekend, so i can go on a curry and lager binge.

Someone had it in their sig on a Celtic forum.

I'm fine, babe. Just patiently waiting for the weekend, so i can go on a curry and lager binge.

Sounds great, is it the old firm derby this weekend?

Was gonna say where that pic come from, but realised it was meant to be a gif, but it's not doing anything.

Hayley Cropper was gonna be an ALT of mine.

Me too. Who'd have thought that two people would be united over Hayley Cropper?

Me too. Who'd have thought that two people would be united over Hayley Cropper?

Strange indeed, next we'll be starting a Hayley Cropper appreciation thread.:nonono:

Strange indeed, next we'll be starting a Hayley Cropper appreciation thread.:nonono:

Damn, anticipated me next move yet again!

Damn, anticipated me next move yet again!

I'm gonna do it for the crack, I can see it being a big hit and rivaling this thread.:ugh:

Sounds great, is it the old firm derby this weekend?

Aye, this Sunday.

Rangers play Fiorentina in the Uefa cup tonight. Hopefully that game takes the legs right out of them and we hammer them on Sunday to go 5 Pts clear, they'll still have 3 games in hand, mind. But the pressure will be squarely on their shoulders.

The world's worst Tranny.

Think anyone would fall for it in a tranny trap thread?

haha i reckon theres a few people who would fall for it. shes rank but some people in here have extremely low standards. have you started the thread yet hurricane?

haha i reckon theres a few people who would fall for it. shes rank but some people in here have extremely low standards. have you started the thread yet hurricane?


No had stuff to do but am back now for a short while so I might just do it.

P.S. Liked your post on the drugs thread, your right about being a royal arsehole, I was exactly the same.

How do you slags take your Rosie Lee? and how may cups a day?

For me; milk and two sugars and i probably average about 10 cups a day.

How do you slags take your Rosie Lee? and how may cups a day?

For me; milk and two sugars and i probably average about 10 cups a day.

Same on both counts, I've cut down a lot

Fellas, it turns out the Chanelle sex tape was real, and guess who was shagging her? it was none other than our very own fighting pygmy, Exige:

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1637/chanelleexigeif1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

He even kept his shades on.

have it with milk...but i use sweetner instead of sugar cos i'm a f.ag

Don't drink tea or Coffee. Can't abide the stuff.

Stella all the way.

I'm on the whisky tonight, Southpaw.

I luvz'a cuppa, im sure its turning my skin yellow though
Any advice

I luvz'a cuppa, im sure its turning my skin yellow though
Any advice

Make up. Lots of rouge.

Worked wonders for me when me liver failed.

I'm on the whisky tonight, Southpaw.

Good boy, Laddie.

Yer having a weekend curry on saturday, babes?

I'm on the whisky tonight, Southpaw.

What Whiskey do you drink Laddie, and how do you have it?

I'm not fussy, Hurricane. But usually I'll have Jack Daniels, sometimes Southern Comfort.

With Coke and on the rocks.

Any obscure but nice brands of whisky you can recommend?

Good boy, Laddie.

Yer having a weekend curry on saturday, babes?

I ended up blowing all me cash on booze, babes. Had to get a chicken supper instead.

I'm not fussy, Hurricane. But usually I'll have Jack Daniels, sometimes Southern Comfort.

With Coke and on the rocks.

Any obscure but nice brands of whisky you can recommend?

I drink JD if given the choice, but Jim Beam is o.k. Canadian Club is nice and Four Roses even nicer. Either with Coke or on the Rocks for me as well.

Of course they are all Bourbon Whiskeys, Glenmorangie Scottish Malt Whiskey is a fine tipple but I have to have that with either Coke or Ginger as it's a bit too harsh by itself.

Seriously have to recommend this though:-

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/1881/1881.jpg

Cuban Gold Rum, if you like JD you'll love this Anejo Especial or if you can afford it the really expensive special reserve:-

http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/780/product-5644780.jpg

This is a blend of different rums and very very nice but expensive and difficult to get hold of. I have a bottle which I keep for very special occasions. I'd love to meet yer Laddie and have a night of boxing while drinking a few of them I can tell yer.

[/QUOTE]This is a blend of different rums and very very nice but expensive and difficult to get hold of. I have a bottle which I keep for very special occasions. I'd love to meet yer Laddie and have a night of boxing while drinking a few of them I can tell yer.[/QUOTE]

haha it would be quality if all the lads from the limey lounge got together for a gage. how do you think we would all get along

This is a blend of different rums and very very nice but expensive and difficult to get hold of. I have a bottle which I keep for very special occasions. I'd love to meet yer Laddie and have a night of boxing while drinking a few of them I can tell yer.[/QUOTE]

haha it would be quality if all the lads from the limey lounge got together for a gage. how do you think we would all get along[/QUOTE]

Me I get along with almost everyone. I wonder who's personality is very different in real life to on here. You always get a picture of someone but they never turn out how you'd imagine.

I really fancy going to Calzaghes' last fight if it's over here as I saw him on his pro debut and I can say I was at his first and last fight. I'd love to meet the limey loungers but in reality I don't think we'd get many of us all at the same fight.

I ended up blowing all me cash on booze, babes. Had to get a chicken supper instead.

Food is food, Laddie. Enjoy yer drinks.

haha it would be quality if all the lads from the limey lounge got together for a gage. how do you think we would all get along

Terrible. I'm bad tempered and quarrelsome and Laddie's extreme sexyness would break many hearts, so it would.

This is a blend of different rums and very very nice but expensive and difficult to get hold of. I have a bottle which I keep for very special occasions. I'd love to meet yer Laddie and have a night of boxing while drinking a few of them I can tell yer.

haha it would be quality if all the lads from the limey lounge got together for a gage. how do you think we would all get along[/QUOTE]

Me I get along with almost everyone. I wonder who's personality is very different in real life to on here. You always get a picture of someone but they never turn out how you'd imagine.

I really fancy going to Calzaghes' last fight if it's over here as I saw him on his pro debut and I can say I was at his first and last fight. I'd love to meet the limey loungers but in reality I don't think we'd get many of us all at the same fight.[/QUOTE]

Terrible. I'm bad tempered and quarrelsome and Laddie's extreme sexyness would break many hearts, so it would.

yeh i think we would all be very different to how we expect. the accents would be a ****ing killer to overcome aswell. but still, having a drink with the lads from the limey lounge is well up there on my to do list. right next to shagging the queen and going to a big dirty german beer festival. in fact its probably higher on the list than the two aforementioned options.

lmfao true true. laddies sexiness has broken many a heart. broken many girls and boys hearts in his day so he has.

I drink JD if given the choice, but Jim Beam is o.k. Canadian Club is nice and Four Roses even nicer. Either with Coke or on the Rocks for me as well.

Of course they are all Bourbon Whiskeys, Glenmorangie Scottish Malt Whiskey is a fine tipple but I have to have that with either Coke or Ginger as it's a bit too harsh by itself.

Seriously have to recommend this though:-

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/1881/1881.jpg

Cuban Gold Rum, if you like JD you'll love this Anejo Especial or if you can afford it the really expensive special reserve:-

http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/780/product-5644780.jpg

This is a blend of different rums and very very nice but expensive and difficult to get hold of. I have a bottle which I keep for very special occasions. I'd love to meet yer Laddie and have a night of boxing while drinking a few of them I can tell yer.

Looks nice. I might partake in a bottle of it's golden God given nectar.

Terrible. I'm bad tempered and quarrelsome and Laddie's extreme sexyness would break many hearts, so it would.

Just so i don't have everyone salivating, I'll leave me hair greasy and unkempt.

Just so i don't have everyone salivating, I'll leave me hair greasy and unkempt.

Would that really make a difference, Laddie? You could be dressed like a tramp and they'd still be at yer feet, so they would.

How about i don't brush me teeth then.

How about i don't brush me teeth then.

Still wouldn't make a difference Laddie, you could even cover yourself in **** and we'd still find you sexy.:ugh:

Still wouldn't make a difference Laddie, you could even cover yourself in **** and we'd still find you sexy.:ugh:

^^

What he said

I won't show up then. I'll just ruin everyone's night by turning them into mindless sex-craved zombies.

I won't show up then. I'll just ruin everyone's night by turning them into mindless sex-craved zombies.

And I'd just ruin everyones night by drinking all the beer.

And I'd just ruin everyones night by drinking all the beer.

Down a keg or two for me, babes.

Down a keg or two for me, babes.

I'll make a start on it now, me lover.

What you on tonight, Southpaw?

What you on tonight, Southpaw?

Jack D left over from me birthday. Only a bottle mind but it will get me through the night.

As John Lennon said - "Whatever Gets you Through the Night"

He was spot on.

As John Lennon said - "Whatever Gets you Through the Night"

He was spot on.

I'm sure he was drinking Jack when he came up with that.

I'm sure he was drinking Jack when he came up with that.

No doubt about it.

No doubt about it.

Over the lips and past the gums. Look out tummy here it comes.


I'm a bleedin old timer, Laddie. :beerchug:

i want to introduce myself. im shanus' brother. i like to suck dick. its runs in the family.

****in' yaaaassssssssssss! Get in there.

Celtic 3 rangers 2.

Oh ****, Celtic have done it again.

OASIS_LAD, I think we need to celebrate this win.

That we do, babes.

I suggest a glass of water and a cheese cracker, don't go mad though.

Celtic got lucky today but we will still win the league and probably the UEFA Cup so I'm not too bothered.

Celtic got lucky today but we will still win the league and probably the UEFA Cup so I'm not too bothered.

Lolz.

Good stuff, Mozza.

:luvbed:

Hail! Hail!

Hail! Hail!

Have you had any Hoffee lately, babes?

Southpaw, there's enough Hoffee to go round so there is. Come and have a wee taste :luvbed:

Laddie me dear, congratu-cunting-lations on the win today. I'll down a stella in yours and the hoops honour.

Southpaw, there's enough Hoffee to go round so there is. Come and have a wee taste :luvbed:

Laddie me dear, congratu-cunting-lations on the win today. I'll down a stella in yours and the hoops honour.

Faster than an order at Starbucks. Come ere, babes :luvbed:

Faster than an order at Starbucks. Come ere, babes :luvbed:

**** fast food service southpaw. My trousersnake is in there even before you can say "Shanus is a well endowed sheep shagger". I'm like Billy the bleeding kid the way I draw me beef bayonet.

**** fast food service southpaw. My trousersnake is in there even before you can say "Shanus is a well endowed sheep shagger". I'm like Billy the bleeding kid the way I draw me beef bayonet.

And yer still a master at ten paces, babes. Yer reach and aim are beyond any other mortal man.

And yer still a master at ten paces, babes. Yer reach and aim are beyond any other mortal man.

Me trousersnake reaches regions that most other trousersnakes could only dream of reaching. I call him the great explorer so I do, as he goes where no other trousersnake has boldly been before. Alan bless me third leg, for he's always up for a challenge.

Me trousersnake reaches regions that most other trousersnakes could only dream of reaching. I call him the great explorer so I do, as he goes where no other trousersnake has boldly been before. Alan bless me third leg, for he's always up for a challenge.

I'm currently building him a shrine out of empty Stella cans. Yer third leg must be honoured.

I'm currently building him a shrine out of empty Stella cans. Yer third leg must be honoured.

If I kept all me empty stella cans over the years I reckon I could've built a bridge to America with em.

Good thing I chucked em eh southpaw, we don't want those fat yanks wandering over whenever they bloody feel like it.

If I kept all me empty stella cans over the years I reckon I could've built a bridge to America with em.

Good thing I chucked em eh southpaw, we don't want those fat yanks wandering over whenever they bloody feel like it.

I agree with yer, babes. I recycle em' in the hope of them being made into future Stella cans.

I agree with yer, babes. I recycle em' in the hope of them being made into future Stella cans.

But what if they are made into Carlsberg cans? I say you might as well just chuck em in the bin. If I'm gonna expend energy recycling these cans I want sodding guarantees that they're gonna be put to good use, i.e that they're turned into the next generation of stella cans.

But what if they are made into Carlsberg cans? I say you might as well just chuck em in the bin. If I'm gonna expend energy recycling these cans I want sodding guarantees that they're gonna be put to good use, i.e that they're turned into the next generation of stella cans.

Bleedin' eck, babes. I never thought of that.

I'll be more careful in future so I will.

What's this? i go out pissed and miss the Hoff? **** me.

What's this? i go out pissed and miss the Hoff? **** me.

It was a marvel so it was. I ordered a Hoffee and he was here before the kettle boiled.

It was a marvel so it was. I ordered a Hoffee and he was here before the kettle boiled.

Where do you place the order as I could do with a refreshing Hoffee from time time?

Where do you place the order as I could do with a refreshing Hoffee from time time?

Like an icecream truck where you hear the music approach, yer have to listen for the sound of an approaching trousersnake dragging along the ground.

I'll take a Hoffee please.

Just watching Blade Runner. You can't beat a bit of sexy Harrison in his prime.

Just watching Blade Runner. You can't beat a bit of sexy Harrison in his prime.

i've never seen it meself laddie. any good? i fancy watching a good film tonight any recommendations? cheers for the good k aswell.

Hoffee's all round i say

Aye. tis a crackin good flick.

Any Genre?

Aye. tis a crackin good flick.

Any Genre?

hmm.. not sure. a good old fashioned comedy seems to be in order although im open to any other suggestions. just got that apocolypto, have you seen that yet? sounds pretty decent

Aye, i saw apocalypto. Didn't think much of it to be honest.

Recommendations for a good comedy flick:

Life of Brian
Airplane!
This is Spinal Tap
Blazing Saddles
Groundhog Day

Aye, i saw apocalypto. Didn't think much of it to be honest.

Recommendations for a good comedy flick:

Life of Brian
Airplane!
This is Spinal Tap
Blazing Saddles
Groundhog Day

:puppy_dog theres another 8 quid down the drain.

aye there's a few classics there like. might have to make a trip to good old blockbuster lol

Well, old beans, i must say, that was a rather splendid game of football last night.

Well, old beans, i must say, that was a rather splendid game of football last night.

Yeah mate, pity about the result ;)

Great game though.

Tough luck, mate.

Hypia should definitely have got a penalty and that would have sent you through.

I think it's good that 2 teams who are hungry to win the Champions League are in the final. I think Liverpool would prefer to be challenging for the Premier League.

Both teams played well last night, cracking game.

Tough luck, mate.

Hypia should definitely have got a penalty and that would have sent you through.

I think it was pen laddie but I suppose that in the past three semi's against them (2 CL and 1 FA Cup) we had the luck so...

I think it's good that 2 teams who are hungry to win the Champions League are in the final. I think Liverpool would prefer to be challenging for the Premier League.

Both teams played well last night, cracking game.

Definitely mate, the Liverpool fans would take a Premier League Title over and above any other honour.

Micky Hatton, you seen today's Sun newspaper? your daughters mate is on page 3.

Micky Hatton, you seen today's Sun newspaper? your daughters mate is on page 3.

Micky's self control astounds me so it does. If I knew her I couldn't stand by without me trousersnake taking over.

Aye, his willpower is unparalleled.

Aye, his willpower is unparalleled.

I'd buy the fella a pint.

I'd buy her one un'all.

I'd buy her breakfast. She earned it after all.

I'd buy her breakfast. She earned it after all.

If yer get to beakfast, I'd buy you a drink, babes :kiss:

How it do my little ******s?

How it do my little ******s?

Do you dislike Mickey B now? Don't know why but I feel like i've missed something.

Nah. I love Mickey.

"I love munchin' on Oscar Wilde's love truncheon"

- Laddie.

You win again, gravity.

"I love munchin' on Oscar Wilde's love truncheon"

- Laddie.

You > Sun Tzu

Testify, lover.

Southpaw, NSB has had me in stitches lately.

Is Floyd as good as SRR? LOL. Roy Jones is a top 20 ATG. LOL.

Comedy gold.

Testify, lover.

Southpaw, NSB has had me in stitches lately.

Is Floyd as good as SRR? LOL. Roy Jones is a top 20 ATG. LOL.

Comedy gold.

I thought I was the only one having a chuckle, Laddie.

NSB has been more of a laugh than the lounge lately, do yer agree?

Aye, I'd go with that. NSB is the place to go for a good laugh.

SRR lost 19 times! what a bum.

Aye, I'd go with that. NSB is the place to go for a good laugh.

SRR lost 19 times! what a bum.

Indeed. :banana:

And who on his resume' can compare with the likes of Hatton and De la Hoya?

Aye, I'd go with that. NSB is the place to go for a good laugh.

SRR lost 19 times! what a bum.

lol i saw that too, lmao

Indeed. :banana:

And who on his resume' can compare with the likes of Hatton and De la Hoya?

Floyd has won titles in 5 different weight classes. Ray Robinson never did.

You're just a hater. If it don't make money, it don't make sense. lolz :owned:

lol i saw that too, lmao

My heart drops when i think of people like that being allowed to exist in society.

My heart drops when i think of people like that being allowed to exist in society.

You ever been to America, Laddie? The place is full of em'.

You ever been to America, Laddie? The place is full of em'.

I try not to think about that place.

Just seen your signature Oasis...

Can we attribute the mysterious dissapearance of P4PKing to his outstanding debts?, i think we can consider him missing presumed dead after Ol' Popkins debacle.

Just seen your signature Oasis...

Can we attribute the mysterious dissapearance of P4PKing to his outstanding debts?, i think we can consider him missing presumed dead after Ol' Popkins debacle.

I think he had a bet with someone that he wouldn't post for a month if Bore Hard Holdkins lost. I'm just patiently waiting.

I think he had a bet with someone that he wouldn't post for a month if Bore Hard Holdkins lost. I'm just patiently waiting.

Like 50 Cent.

That avatar makes my soul cold.

I'm back from a night out just in time for the fight. I've been on the water tonight so I should be able to stay awake during the fight. Any other limeys up for this one?

Aye, I'm tuning in.

I hope this is over quickly because i'm starting to drift...

Interesting that Forbes has never been down before as a pro or amateur...

Wonder if Forbes actually stands a chance if Oscar gets tired as he normally does.

Forbes will never have been hit as hard as he will be tonight though. I just cannot see past Oscar in this fight.

That was a complete snoozer. I was asleep for somewhere around the 7th.

Aye, i thought Forever Bled was reciting some choice quotes from his manifesto. I was dozing off.

Aye, i thought Forever Bled was reciting some choice quotes from his manifesto. I was dozing off.

Glad i didn't stay up for that one then, i was wanked out last night.

Why in cunts name is Robert carlyle appearing in such **** as that Flood program on ITV...

He's better than that..

Damn.

Is it ****? if so i'm glad i'm not watching it.
I didn't wanna risk 2 hours of my life for a ****ty itv drama.
I can't stand itv drama's, when will they realise that they are ****.

Is it ****? if so i'm glad i'm not watching it.
I didn't wanna risk 2 hours of my life for a ****ty itv drama.
I can't stand itv drama's, when will they realise that they are ****.

I'm not watching it..
BUT
I know its ****

ooooooh just got really lucky with a bet then, stuck £16 on real madrid to beat osasuna, they scored 2 goals in the last 3 mins to win the game and the league. Doubled my money anyway!

Awright lovers?

Awright lovers?

Laddie, I need a quick easy way of making a few quid. Any suggestions?

I'll model some tight shorts for you. Straight on Ebay. Cash.