lol well i did tell yas. cassys got more class

My predictions for this year are now 6-6.

lol im 2-0 after last night. overall its probs 2-10 or something but i never bet before last night

lol im 2-0 after last night. overall its probs 2-10 or something but i never bet before last night lol

For bets I'm 1-3. :(

All predictions for the year, 6-6.

I had a mcdonalds. A bbq pork deli.

I had one and I wasn't at all pleased last night. Next time it's Burger King for me.

I had one and I wasn't at all pleased last night. Next time it's Burger King for me.

What happen to that diet you never started?:thinking: :D

What happen to that diet you never started?:thinking: :D

That Barrera picture is quality. But what is with the kiddie in your signature?:ugh: .

are yas watchin the footy today lads?

Damn right. I'll be switching between me Beloved Celtic against the mighty Gretna and Liverpool-Man Utd.

Then it's arsenal-Chelsea.

Well bugger me, Katsidis got stopped.

No escaping that. I haven't seen the ****ing fight yet! Someone will have to explain this sopcast thing to me one day

Me prediction would have came true if Katsidis had just made it to the final bell.

Shit, sounds like i'm definitly gunna have to tune in on friday.

To bad he's a weak chinned retard.:lol1:

Who the **** are you!!?

I'm off for it now, come on you reds!. United!.

I'm off for it now, come on you reds!. United!.

Man u take the lead through a wes brown header

Javier Mascherano sent off st before end of first half.

Me prediction would have came true if Katsidis had just made it to the final bell.


Twas a good fight though, Laddie.

Aye, twas a cracker.

****ing steamer thing burnt the shit out of my hand! that's the last time I use that for my fish.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"They talk of my drinking but never my thirst." - Scottish saying

"When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession." - Danny McGoorty

"Drinking is a way of ending the day." - Earnest Hemingway.

"I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach." - W.C. Fields

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking" - Benjamin Franklin

"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." - Noel Coward

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." - W. C. Fields

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"They talk of my drinking but never my thirst." - Scottish saying

"When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession." - Danny McGoorty

"Drinking is a way of ending the day." - Earnest Hemingway.

"I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach." - W.C. Fields

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking" - Benjamin Franklin

"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." - Noel Coward

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." - W. C. Fields


Lmao! I love sinatra's philosophy

I'm more of George Best thinker..

"where did it all go wrong George..."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"They talk of my drinking but never my thirst." - Scottish saying

"When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession." - Danny McGoorty

"Drinking is a way of ending the day." - Earnest Hemingway.

"I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach." - W.C. Fields

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." - George Best

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking" - Benjamin Franklin

"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." - Noel Coward

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." - W. C. Fields


I like them sayings, Laddie.

I'm downing a bottle of Irn Bru as we speak.

2-1...silly gooners

Get tha Bru down yer, babes.

Get tha Bru down yer, babes.

It got me taste buds ready for the beer, babes.

I ran out of money and had to get 3 litres of Cider for tonight.

I ran out of money and had to get 3 litres of Cider for tonight.

Oh, Laddie.

I'm really sorry to hear that. Chin up and think of Stella when yer drink it.

Morning, bum boys.

Morning, bum boys.

Morning lads, what were you doing up so early sunshine.

The early bird catches the trousersnake.

The early bird catches the trousersnake.

Lmao true true

what ya upto today like mate?

Afternoon flids. Everyone have a good weekend.

what ya upto today like mate?

Not sure yet. Probably just a quiet night in front of the idiot box with a couple of cans. :hitit:

Hurricane, you sexy bitch, the weekend is a blur to me, which means it was good.

Hurricane, you sexy bitch, the weekend is a blur to me, which means it was good.

I had a shit job last night. Had to pickup some women in her wheelchair from the pub with her husband. They both had a few and it took him 10 mins to pick her up and put her in the car. Her ****ing skirt came down and she was shouting at him. I put the wheelchair in the boot and it ****ing stunk of piss.

Then on the way back, she had a fit in the front sit and pissed herself. The smell was rotten like rancid fish and stale piss mixed. Of course ****ing muggins had to clean it up. I was reaching and nearly puked and lost over an hour of me night.

****ing Cunts. I'm not sure if i'd have kept me cool.

****ing Cunts. I'm not sure if i'd have kept me cool.

Difficult situation that's for sure. You find yourself getting annoyed and thinking you stupid ****ing spas, then feelings of guilt for thinking them thoughts and it's not her fault.

Generally they are o.k. but it's the first and last time I've picked her up.

It's the mouthy pissheads that **** me off. I've had a knife pulled on me twice and on one of these situations it was an army captain in his mid 40's.

We were on the way to london and on the motorway and he stuck it in the dashboard then put on my leg and started to try and push it in saying he was gonna kill me. I told him to put it away or else, he pushed harder so I slammed on the anchors and smashed his head into the windscreen as he had no seatbelt on. I said you ****ing sit there and put that knife away or next time you go through the ****ing windscreen. Didn't hear a peep out of the cunt. Dropped him and his mate off charged them double for the trouble and then charged him for damaging the dashboard as it had 3 holes in it from the knife. Great days.

You show them cunts who's boss, darling.

Hello guys :wave:

I've just ordered a cheesy bites farmhouse pizza from the hut. Lets be avin yer!

I've just ordered a cheesy bites farmhouse pizza from the hut. Lets be avin yer!

I had one of them on Saturday, was bloody delicious.

Hello guys :wave:

haven't seen u on bs for ages.

i haven't posted here for months.

Just washed down some cider with cheese on toast.





Scrumptious.

Just washed down some cider with cheese on toast.





Scrumptious.

Stella and curry for me.

Can't beat it.

Hoff, get it down yer:

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jumpersforgoalposts/play.php

Get all the way to the Premiership, shag birds and drive sports cars.

Hoff, get it down yer:

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jumpersforgoalposts/play.php

Get all the way to the Premiership, shag birds and drive sports cars.

Laddie, I'm an apprentice at Shrewsbury.

Give me some time and I'll be playing for the mighty Villa.

'Ave it!

The furthest i ever got was the 1st division. Record goals in a season was 21.

The furthest i ever got was the 1st division. Record goals in a season was 21.

Get in there laddie.

I reckon I'd do alright if I was sober.

Aye, all the ladies wanted a piece of Laddie that season.

I was like Tuggers.

Aye, all the ladies wanted a piece of Laddie that season.

I was like Tuggers.

I've just signed for Rotherham. I think I'm going to get the cunts relegated.

Aye, the chances come and they blaze wide.

Aye, the chances come and they blaze wide.

**** me laddie. If I hit the corner flag it's an achievement at the moment.

I've just signed for Rotherham. I think I'm going to get the cunts relegated.

Do it! DO IT!

I fought at Rotherham Uniteds executive suite a couple of weeks back. I won too! Next morning i hear they might be going into administration.

I think my hayemakers put em outta business, cos i was wearing my Wednesday themed blue and white striped shorts.

Up the Owls!!

I've just banged two in from distance and the rotherham cunts won 2-0.

I'm finding me form.

Dedicate your first hat-trick to me, darling.

I'd give Tuggers left bollock for a hat-trick.

Bottom of the ****ing league, laddie.

Shizer!

Aye, the timing is the key. Like when Matt jumps from a bush to grab a victim.

Aye, the timing is the key. Like when Matt jumps from a bush to grab a victim.

Me timing is all off. I feel like Erbad at a klan meeting calling for racial equality. While he opens his mouth at the wrong time, I swing me boot at the wrong time.

Aye, the quick hit ones with the arrow are the hardest IMO.

I'll put volleys and penalties in the back of the net 4 out of 5 times.

Penalties I'm good at. The rest and I'm ****ing shite.

And what's with the ol' Ma nagging you to go out and shag birds WTF?

Is Anorak cunting back yet? The lounge is like the Dosia's facebook, it's so shagging dull.

The Classic Lounge has died on it's arse as well since ol' baldies departure.

The Classic Lounge has died on it's arse as well since ol' baldies departure.

Where's anorak went like the cunt

Where's anorak went like the cunt


You been on the Super Skol tonight mate?, come on spit it out.

The Classic Lounge has died on it's arse as well since ol' baldies departure.

Bleedin' eck.

Like the polar ice caps of boxingscene have melted overnight.

You been on the Super Skol tonight mate?, come on spit it out.

i certainly was el palioso. its a very potent beverage.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39828000/jpg/_39828529_lennox_belts_gt.jpg

UNDISPUTED

I ****in hate that foxy bingo advert, you know after he leaves the house at the end he locks all the doors and burns the ****er down.

I ****in hate that foxy bingo advert, you know after he leaves the house at the end he locks all the doors and burns the ****er down.


That cunting fox annoys the shit out of me. How can one fox get laid so much?

I was supporting the fox hunting ban, but after that bastard bingo advert I think they should ready the blood hounds and sound the horns for another killing.

That cunting fox annoys the shit out of me. How can one fox get laid so much?

I was supporting the fox hunting ban, but after that bastard bingo advert I think they should ready the blood hounds and sound the horns for another killing.

He's the Max Branning of the animal world. Both Ginger too, does the hoff get laid that much being that way inclined?

Knocking a Brit out doesn't get you shit, in boxing- you're just taking out the trash, essentially. That's why it's a lose-lose situation for Bernard Hopkins... He would have thought of it earlier, but he's old and a little scatterbrained.

Morning slags!.

No Hoff or Laddie about? By Stella what a cuntin' awful situation.

Full time scores:

Premiership

Bolton 2-3 Arsenal
Derby 2-2 Fulham
Sunderland 2-1 West Ham
Birmingham 3-1 Man City
Reading 0-0 Blackburn
Portsmouth 2-0 Wigan

Man Utd 4-0 Aston Villa

Championship

Sheffield Wednesday 1-1 Stoke City
Hull City 3-0 Watford
West Bromwich Albion 4-3 Colchester United
Bristol City 2-1 Norwich
Coventry 3-1 Plymouth
Crystal Palace 0-0 Blackpool
Ipswich 0-0 QPR
Leicester 1-0 Scunthorpe
Cardiff 1-0 Southampton
Burnley 2-1 Barnsley
Preston 3-1 Sheff Utd
Charlton 2-3 Wolves

Arsenal ****ing bottled it. They'll look back on this season and rue the day they all lost their ****in' balls.

Me Beloved Celtic are still searching for their balls - haven't been seen in months.

I stand corrected - Arsenal found their balls.

Celtic's are still missing - presumed dead.

My beloved Villa's balls are apparently in the albert hall next to hitlers. The mighty Villains don't know it yet though, they've been searching for them ****ing everywhere.

4-0....cunts!

What's happened to Celtic and Villa in the past few months, Hoff? Both of us have hit the shit.

I can see Mozza sticking pins into a miniature Celtic park. That's the only explanation i can come up with for Celtic's demise.

Arsenal ****ing bottled it. They'll look back on this season and rue the day they all lost their ****in' balls.

Me Beloved Celtic are still searching for their balls - haven't been seen in months.

Oh shit, now I remember what I was doing. :lol1:

My beloved Villa's balls are apparently in the albert hall next to hitlers. The mighty Villains don't know it yet though, they've been searching for them ****ing everywhere.

4-0....cunts!

I've been saying Villa weren't all that for months.

I know of your gigantic balls, Rizoom. You've got plenty to share - mind giving Celtic some so they can buy a goal?

I know of your gigantic balls, Rizoom. You've got plenty to share - mind giving Celtic some so they can buy a goal?

What happened to Scott McDonald? maybe it's time to get Larsson back.

I hope Aiden McGeady signs for Newcastle next season!

Morning, lovelies.

Morning, lovelies.


I'm getting pissed tonight, Laddie.

Are yer proud of me?

I'm always proud of you.

I'm getting pissed right now.

I'm always proud of you.

I'm getting pissed right now.

Bleedin' eck, now thats dedication to Alan's cause.

Aye, I'm still on the cider mind, but what can a skint bum boy do, eh?

Aye, I'm still on the cider mind, but what can a skint bum boy do, eh?

Yer doing the right thing, babes. Many a bum boy in yer position would abandon the liquid gold until he had a bit more cash in his back pocket. But not Laddie, he drinks as though every day is his last.

I only hope me first born son is as brave as you, me lover.

With your gene's darling, I'll be Cringer to his Battle-Cat.

With your gene's darling, I'll be Cringer to his Battle-Cat.


Mix them with Scarlett's and I'm seeing a new Hercules, babes. Only this one won't be performing 12 labours.
12 pints in his local boozer before making the epic journey to the next pub. He won't cunting stop, Laddie, He'll drink Manchester dry, so he will.

I heard you had your own 12 tasks to fulfill, Southpaw me lover.

Instead of sticking a rock of coal into the Chimera's mouth, you stuck your trousersnake.

You even had the audacity to mow a field with those fire-breathing oxen whilst wearing red underwear.

You banged all the lovely Amazonian Women which angered Hera, so you just told her to shut up and banged her as well.

Southpaw, i salute thee.

I heard you had your own 12 tasks to fulfill, Southpaw me lover.

Instead of sticking a rock of coal into the Chimera's mouth, you stuck your trousersnake.

You even had the audacity to mow a field with those fire-breathing oxen whilst wearing red underwear.

You banged all the lovely Amazonian Women which angered Hera, so you just told her to shut up and banged her as well.

Southpaw, i salute thee.

Me deeds have become famous, Laddie. I did all that and made it home in time for a Stella and a cunting curry. Zeus doesn't do anything anymore without my permission.

"Stella!!, STELLA!!!"

no it wasn't quoted from a streetcar named desire. It's me yearning for the God's nectar.

"Stella!!, STELLA!!!"

no it wasn't quoted from a streetcar named desire. It's me yearning for the God's nectar.

We both know what Brando was really looking for.

Me deeds have become famous, Laddie. I did all that and made it home in time for a Stella and a cunting curry. Zeus doesn't do anything anymore without my permission.

King of the gods, that was until you arrived.

Give Aphrodite one for me, babes.

King of the gods, that was until you arrived.

Give Aphrodite one for me, babes.

She's a little minx, Laddie.

LoL

Peroxide complained to bigpoppa that his alt had been banned. Which is just like complaining to the police that your drugs have been pinched.

Then continued to insult the pump, untill he banned his ginger soul to hell.

We both know what Brando was really looking for.

A streetcar named Marge > A Streetcar Named Desire.

LoL

Peroxide complained to bigpoppa that his alt had been banned. Which is just like complaining to the police that your drugs have been pinched.

Then continued to insult the pump, untill he banned his ginger soul to hell.

Lolz.

Self-pwned.

A streetcar named Marge > A Streetcar Named Desire.

I hate to say

Ned Flanders > Marlon Brando

when it comes to Stanley anyway.

Aye, no one can take a broken bottle to the chest like Flanders.

And John Lovitz as Lwelyn Sinclair......Genius.

Aye, no one can take a broken bottle to the chest like Flanders.

And John Lovitz as Lwelyn Sinclair......Genius.

Aye Jon Lovitz does it best, so he does.

"Ned you're supposed to overpower her"

"I'm tryin' I'm tryin'"


I think Brando would be out of his element there.

Have you listened to the audio commentaries on the DVD's?

Lovitz pwns the shit out of the Simpson's staff. He's a bum boy at heart so he is.

Have you listened to the audio commentaries on the DVD's?

Lovitz pwns the shit out of the Simpson's staff. He's a bum boy at heart so he is.

I don't have the DVD's babes. I must be missing out if Lovitz is involved.

Aye, he makes up stories about catching members of the staff engaging in a gay embrace in the stockroom.

He makes Matt Groening giggle like a schoolgirl so he does.

Aye, he makes up stories about catching members of the staff engaging in a gay embrace in the stockroom.

He makes Matt Groening giggle like a schoolgirl so he does.

Any man who can do that gets my respect. I'll drink a Stella to Mister Lovitz tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6IRXLvrO2o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6IRXLvrO2o

I'll drink two Stellas to him tonight, babes.

Hello you cultured cunts. I did something that I regret last night but with my complete lack of social skills I really don't know how bad it is, can you give me a honest opinion?

Let's hear it babes

Well to cut a long story short; I went out with some mates, met up with a girl I've kinda been seeing, got leathered, ended up at my place with the girl, passed out then woke up naked in a puddle of my own piss. My lady friend said its ok and laughed about it but I can't help thinking I've made a incredible faux pas.

What should I do/say? I mean I don't want this kind of thing spreading around and also have any of you done something similar x

I have never pissed meself, but if the girl laughed it off then i shouldn't worry too much.

Just say you're a Rock Star at heart and pissing yourself in your sleep is the norm so she better get cuntin' used to it. If she agrees to this then it truly is love.

Gdgd I hope so anyway, she is a carer at a old peeps home so shes kinda used to it I guess, I'll just try my best not to piss her off otherwise i'd have to dispence the videos I have of her in compromising scenarios, I think blackmail is a valid bartering point in the 21st century.

Anyone seen any good films lately or could recommend one I'm abit bored.

Any particular genre?

Nope, no rom coms tho

Well to be honest, i hardly watch the trash they release these days. I'll just stick a classic on the DVD.

Well to be honest, i hardly watch the trash they release these days. I'll just stick a classic on the DVD.

Give me a classic to watch then I want to watch the Seventh Seal but I think thats abit too much for me now as im slightly hlf cut.

Oh yeah, do you wanna be in my gang?

12 angry men
Once upon a time in the west
Rear Window.

Rear Window it is, I was reading about this today actually, It has one of The Independants top 12 kisses in. Cheers.

If you're looking for a laugh, watch the re-make with Christopher Reeves.

Allo, Allo, ****tards.

Allo, Allo, ****tards.

I got plenty of Stella in but no cunting snacks. What a cunt eh?

I'm off out to get something to sink me teth into.

I just ordered takeaway meself, babes.

I just ordered takeaway meself, babes.

I'm trying to gather enough cash together for something decent. I've gone off crisps so a curry is the only way foward, me lover.

I know how you feel - show me a packet of crisps and i'll throw up.

I had the greatest curry of all time, Laddie. Now I'm just working on finishing me Stella.

The last couple of curries have let me down to be honest.

Hoff, how's the teaching going?

Chicken Bhuna with chapatti bread and special fired rice, does the trick for me, not into spicy curries me

I've never had any Indian food.

The closest i've had to a curry is the microwave meals from asda

I love Chicken madras, pilau rice and a Pashwari nan. Its coconut sugar insiide the bread.

Calorific through the ****ing roof. I can't eat them no more, cos i never would make a weigh in after having it. Pashwari nans are the way to go.... DO IT.

Mr McCartneys' trousersnake is back in action. The fella is going out with some fit yank rich bird.
She has all her limbs and for once I don't think she is involved with animal rights. Get in their Paul. He'll be eating meet next and when he does I'll down a cunting pint in his honour, so I will.

I have a feeling Macca was the "Biggest" of all the Beatles.

We all saw Lennon nude and he wasn't up to much, George had a passion for gardening and i can't imagine he was packing.

Ringo, possibly - big nose = Big trousersnake.

I have a feeling Macca was the "Biggest" of all the Beatles.
We all saw Lennon nude and he wasn't up to much, George had a passion for gardening and i can't imagine he was packing.

Ringo, possibly - big nose = Big trousersnake.

I'd agree with that. I've heard that when he and Heather were lying in bed together she thought she had two legs. You do the maths, babes.

1 ( Heather )+ 1 ( Macca ) = 10 inches of rib-tickling trousersnake. Were me calculations correct, babes?

1 ( Heather )+ 1 ( Macca ) = 10 inches of rib-tickling trousersnake. Were me calculations correct, babes?

Yer not wrong, babes.

He's a right propa scouser so he is.

I might order a 12 Inch

Hawaiian topping.

I might order a 12 Inch

Hawaiian topping.

When was the last time yer had one of them, babes?

A life-time ago.

A life-time ago.

Thats how long it feels since the Hoff was last in here. Wouldn't yer say so, babes?

Aye, his trousersnake is all we have of him to hold onto.

Aye, his trousersnake is all we have of him to hold onto.

And hold on we shall, Laddie.

http://files.myopera.com/eskils/albums/23057/Hasselhoffposter.jpg

Pineapple on pizza is just wrong.

Predictions for tonight? football wise and personal

You know, back in 97' I got a lot of hassle because I revealed the ending of the movie Titanic.
Bleedin' eck. It's like people getting pissed off at you for revealing the end of any World War two film. We cunting won, so we did.

so lads, what have you all got planned for today? Big day on the lash for me im afraid. Pub crawl in the Boro. not sure what to expect lol.

so lads, what have you all got planned for today? Big day on the lash for me im afraid. Pub crawl in the Boro. not sure what to expect lol.

going for a couple of pints this afternoon then going in search of a shag. Happy times.

going for a couple of pints this afternoon then going in search of a shag. Happy times.

Lmao good stuff. good luck in your quest sir

Lmao good stuff. good luck in your quest sir

I'll be thinking of you oldskool. I hope you know that buddy.

:luvbed:

I'll be thinking of you oldskool. I hope you know that buddy.

:luvbed:

lol cheers for that mate. if i get lucky with some scally from boro ill be thinking of you also. haha
:luvbed:

lol cheers for that mate. if i get lucky with some scally from boro ill be thinking of you also. haha
:luvbed:

Think of me holding a pint of Stella.

Yer can't go wrong with that image.

Think of me holding a pint of Stella.

Yer can't go wrong with that image.

now thats an image of perfection if ever i saw one!

Right am off out mate. ill drink a few stellas for ya.

****ing train better be on time

now thats an image of perfection if ever i saw one!

Right am off out mate. ill drink a few stellas for ya.

****ing train better be on time

you make sure you enjoy them bleedin Stellas.

It's never a bad thing to miss a train because of a good pint.

Fonzie is in the house, ehhhh! :biggthump

Fonzie is in the house, ehhhh! :biggthump

Have I made an alt without knowing it or somthing?

Have I made an alt without knowing it or somthing?

Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun here on boxing scene! Ehhh! :fing02:

tis disgraceful Stinger...


i'm thinking of shooting it down in haze of red k.

Infact, if it doesn't issue me with a gift of 100 points within 10 minutes. It's going down.

tis disgraceful Stinger...


i'm thinking of shooting it down in haze of red k.

Infact, if it doesn't issue me with a gift of 100 points within 10 minutes. It's going down.

I'm right behind yer mickey. I'm the only one who gets to thumb people in this lounge.

tis disgraceful Stinger...


i'm thinking of shooting it down in haze of red k.

Infact, if it doesn't issue me with a gift of 100 points within 10 minutes. It's going down.

Aayy! Sit On It. Live fast, love hard, and don't let anybody else use your comb! :fing02:

Aayy! Sit On It. Live fast, love hard, and don't let anybody else use your comb! :fing02:

Remember, you're not the dreamer! You're the dreamee!

I'm right behind yer mickey. I'm the only one who gets to thumb people in this lounge.

Cool is knowing the difference between right and wrong and doing what is right with guts. Aayy! :fing02:

Times up brother. I'm sorry, i have recieved no donation. This is gonna hurt me, more than it's gonna hurt you.

This Fonz guy is a right cunt! who does he think he cunting is thumbing everyone?

Stella, Stella, we shall follow Stella
If any sober cunts should yell-a "Drinking made me life hell-a'
We shall simply say '"Oi, Fella"
You don't half cuntin' smell-a
Now get a grip yer tart and go down a Stella.

Stella, Stella, we shall follow Stella
If any sober cunts should yell-a "Drinking made me life hell-a'
We shall simply say '"Oi, Fella"
You don't half cuntin' smell-a
Now get a grip yer tart and go down a Stella.

I'll call a cunt a bellend
I dread when my stella ends
I make a permanent mark like indelible pens
After the queens had a taste
She'll tell all her friends
"One does like the flavour of hoffy's trousersnake"



It were a bit crap, but Alan bless me for trying, eh laddie...

It's true though, one does like the taste of Hoffy's trosersnake.

It's true though, one does like the taste of Hoffy's trosersnake.

She'd be a fool not to laddie. A good cup of hoffee is what ever lass and fella needs.

How's the Teacher training going? have they taught you how to give someone a good thrashing with a cane yet? or to read answers from a book and walk around the class like a pompous bell-end because know one knows when some cuntin' battle took place?

How's the Teacher training going? have they taught you how to give someone a good thrashing with a cane yet? or to read answers from a book and walk around the class like a pompous bell-end because know one knows when some cuntin' battle took place?

I haven't started it yet me dear. It's not for a few months yet...but be cunting sure, I'm gonna be getting the bastard cane out at the first opportunity and I'll be leaving arses sore all round birmingham - "What, you don't know the answer? Bend over lad, if you scream you'll get more".

I can't wait.

I can envision you much like the Teacher from Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall video, darling.

"What's this? bum boy banter everybody, lad reckons himself a bum boy. Nonsense!! yer an Erbad wannabe if ever i clapped me eyes on one."

Then you'll thrash his arse to within an inch of it's life so that even sitting on a bean bag is like listening to Super_Shiteweight preach.

I can envision you much like the Teacher from Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall video, darling.

"What's this? bum boy banter everybody, lad reckons himself a bum boy. Nonsense!! yer an Erbad wannabe if ever i clapped me eyes on one."

Then you'll thrash his arse to within an inch of it's life so that even sitting on a bean bag is like listening to Super_Shiteweight preach.

I tell yer laddie, me and mickeybollocks should set up a private school. We'd be producing bum boys of the finest quality so we would. If ever any of our students went on Mastermind their specialist subjects would be either alcohol, or if me bum boy mickey has anything to do with it, Ricky Hatton.

The best school ever? I think so me dear.

Aye, only two classes: Alcohol - the greatest thing on Earth ( Ben Franklin said so ) and: The legendary life and times of Ricky Hatton. About an hours work and the rest of the time you can play footy and smoke behind the bike sheds.

They'll be flocking to this school. **** Oxford and Cambridge.

Aye, only two classes: Alcohol - the greatest thing on Earth ( Ben Franklin said so ) and: The legendary life and times of Ricky Hatton. About an hours work and the rest of the time you can play footy and smoke behind the bike sheds.

They'll be flocking to this school. **** Oxford and Cambridge.

...and **** the boat race an all. The only race that matters is the one to the pub after the final bell for the day has rung.

...and **** the boat race an all. The only race that matters is the one to the pub after the final bell for the day has rung.

I like yer teaching style, me lover.

I like yer teaching style, me lover.

Me curriculum would be the finest in the land southpaw.

How would you deal with sober slags and Mayweather fans at this school, darling?

How would you deal with sober slags and Mayweather fans at this school, darling?

The cane, detentions, 3000 laps around the whole of bloody England (sod the school field), and then expulsion if they still continued to stick to their sober ways.

Only way to deal with cunts like that.

The cane, detentions, 3000 laps around the whole of bloody England (sod the school field), and then expulsion if they still continued to stick to their sober ways.

Only way to deal with cunts like that.

I trust that bear in yer sig will be yer class mascot?

You will influence the next generation of bum boys. The youngun's don't know how cunting lucky they are.

I trust that bear in yer sig will be yer class mascot?

You will influence the next generation of bum boys. The youngun's don't know how cunting lucky they are.

All the bum boys will rally behind the bear. I'll call the next generation 'the stella youth'. **** the Nazi youth, my boys'd kick their cunting arses.

Damn, that was scrumptious. A cracking curry.

Damn, that was scrumptious. A cracking curry.

Good on yer, babes.

I've just got stella to keep me company

Good on yer, babes.

I've just got stella to keep me company

Forget to order one?

Forget to order one?

I've been eating all day, Laddie.

I decided to devote me night to drinking and nothing else.

I've been eating all day, Laddie.

I decided to devote me night to drinking and nothing else.

Eating during the day. Drinking at night. I like it, babes. Any advantages in doing things this way?

Eating during the day. Drinking at night. I like it, babes. Any advantages in doing things this way?

Gives you a strong stomach that can deal with a greater amount of alcohol. An advantage which is a cunting bonus in my life, babes.

I was born and raised on alcohol. The only thing i'm weak to is slowly increasing alcohol tax and anti-alcohol laws.

These are my Kryptonite.

I was born and raised on alcohol. The only thing i'm weak to is slowly increasing alcohol tax and anti-alcohol laws.

These are my Kryptonite.

It's kryptonite to every bum boy, me lover.

We just have to hope that one day one of us becomes chancellor. Then everything will be all right, so it will.

Let us hope, let us hope..... let us cuntin' hope.

Let us hope, let us hope..... let us cuntin' hope.

What would yer stick the tax on in its stead, Laddie?

What would yer stick the tax on in its stead, Laddie?

The PC brigade would get taxed until they couldn't breathe, stupid cunts.

The PC brigade would get taxed until they couldn't breathe, stupid cunts.

Good man.

That makes you qualified for the job in my oppinion.

Awright, fellas. Tis a fine Saturday day is it not?

Who is watching the Sheff Utd game? sounds like a corker! James Beattie scored a hat-trick in record time.

I did the Queen last night. Stupid slag said i was a piece of meat, tossed me arse to the kerb and said she was hiking the tax on stella up.

I did the Queen last night. Stupid slag said i was a piece of meat, tossed me arse to the kerb and said she was hiking the tax on stella up.

What was she like Laddie? Worth having a go on? I might jump on for a ride if she's half way decent, though I'd be taking pictures of her getting down and dirty with the corgis so I could blackmail her into abolishing tax on our beloved stella.

She's surprisingly agile and when she shape-shifted into a 12ft Alien Lizard she took me to heaven with that tongue of hers.

She's surprisingly agile and when she shape-shifted into a 12ft Alien Lizard she took me to heaven with that tongue of hers.

I'll give her a test run then laddie. Sounds like she's a goer.

I'm off out laddie. Shag yer later :luvbed:

_RgL2MKfWTo

Ken Lee.

_RgL2MKfWTo

Ken Lee.

Lmfao wtf had she had

Alrite boys and girls.

Whats occuring

Lmfao wtf had she had
My favourite bit from the song.

Ken Leeeeee
tulibu dibu douchoo.

:lol1:

My favourite bit from the song.

Ken Leeeeee
tulibu dibu douchoo.

:lol1:

lmao it gets funnier every time i watch it! its mad man. hey boxstar you've been around here for a long time havent you? how come its not as good these days as it used to be. please enlighten me.... i've heard a few people saying BoxingScene is shit these days and the good old days are long gone???
whats changed

Give them cunts at the petrol station an inch, and they'll take a ****in mile. Thieving cunts.

lmao it gets funnier every time i watch it! its mad man. hey boxstar you've been around here for a long time havent you? how come its not as good these days as it used to be. please enlighten me.... i've heard a few people saying BoxingScene is shit these days and the good old days are long gone???
whats changed
Well one thing is the points. People used to have billions of points but they changed it now and I don't think boxstarr has been here in ages.

Phew...2-2 Sheff Wed/Sheff Utd last night.

We went 2-0 up and let it slip in the 86th i think, i remember what was said on the radio rightly. Ehhhh... could have gone so wrong. Me and my mate had a forfeit system and he was obviously the favourite. If we'd have lost i'd have had to wear a very loud Sheff Utd tie all day at work - and the kids know how much I hate the blades. It would have not gone down well.

On the otherhand, he drinks out of a Sheff Utd mug, and i was allowed to kick it across the playground if we won. I hate that ****ing mug!

Oh well, even though we drew this game, we won the whole Steel City derby. One draw and one win to the Owls this season. :)!

Give them cunts at the petrol station an inch, and they'll take a ****in mile. Thieving cunts.

107 pence now near me, daylight robbery.

107 pence now near me, daylight robbery.

****ing scummy bastards. im stuck at uni so i havent drove in ages. 107 pence??? was 98 or something before christmas where im from.

This countries got her priorities wrong.

where's everyone at??? it's so lonely in here

Where's my laddie? I got a violent trousersnake here and he's the only one who can control it.

tis a fine saturday so it is! hows it going lads? how do ya see the footy going today

tis a fine saturday so it is! hows it going lads? how do ya see the footy going today

A win today will guarantee us a play-off spot for sure. But play-offs aren't our thing so we're screwed either way.

Anyone see Hatton on Soccer Am this morning?

He looks trim and in shape.

Anyone see Hatton on Soccer Am this morning?

He looks trim and in shape.


He was wearing a cunting girdle, so he was.

You guys all watching Clinton?

what up dawwgs! or something like that...

Awright me darlings? Laddie and his trousersnake are here to show you bum boys a good time.

Awright me darlings? Laddie and his trousersnake are here to show you bum boys a good time.

Thank Alan for that me dear. I've had a shit day at work and the only cure is stella and a wee bit of how's yer father. Give me a whack or two with yer love truncheon laddie :luvbed:

Thank Alan for that me dear. I've had a shit day at work and the only cure is stella and a wee bit of how's yer father. Give me a whack or two with yer love truncheon laddie :luvbed:

6-0 eh, Hoff. You must be sportin' a pretty big one.

What was that, Petrov's 70th goal of the season?

6-0 eh, Hoff. You must be sportin' a pretty big one.

What was that, Petrov's 70th goal of the season?

Aye, he's scored 50 of em in the last three games though, the cunt. Ol Marty told him to buck his bastard ideas up and the blonde tart just started banging em in. Fair play to the slag like, it's about time.

I still haven't seen his goal yet. I've heard he blasted it in from 200 yards.

Aye, he's scored 50 of em in the last three games though, the cunt. Ol Marty told him to buck his bastard ideas up and the blonde tart just started banging em in. Fair play to the slag like, it's about time.

I still haven't seen his goal yet. I've heard he blasted it in from 200 yards.

A space shuttle couldn't travel further, me dear.

Petrov's strike would have orbited the Dosia's head twice and returned safely.

A space shuttle couldn't travel further, me dear.

Petrov's strike would have orbited the Dosia's head twice and returned safely.

**** me, the fella has got some power in them there boots of his. Could he fire a shot as far as I shoot me warrior tadpoles though, that's the bloody question. I reckon it'd be a close call, with me warrior tadpoles just edging it.

Me warrior tadpoles overtook a concorde once, back in the day, then went on another orbit of the earth and lapped the ****in concorde.

'Ave it you concorde slag! After getting embarrassed like that no wonder the concorde didn't fly again.

Theres so much love in this thread, its beautiful

**** me, the fella has got some power in them there boots of his. Could he fire a shot as far as I shoot me warrior tadpoles though, that's the bloody question. I reckon it'd be a close call, with me warrior tadpoles just edging it.

Me warrior tadpoles overtook a concorde once, back in the day, then went on another orbit of the earth and lapped the ****in concorde.

'Ave it you concorde slag! After getting embarrassed like that no wonder the concorde didn't fly again.

Aye, a defeat ( exposage ) like that changes you.

Theres so much love in this thread, its beautiful

You know you want some, come 'ere.....

Aye, a defeat ( exposage ) like that changes you.

A jumbo, now that's a durable flying machine that can take a beating and still come trundling back for more, but that Concorde cunt had a right massive ego and just couldn't handle it.

You've gotta feel for the fella laddie.

The Concord had more panache, but you could always rely on the Jumbo fella to have your back when it all kicked off on the dance floor.

How much for a bevvy around here?

The Concord had more panache, but you could always rely on the Jumbo fella to have your back when it all kicked off on the dance floor.
Laddie, sod the meaning of life, here's a few more important questions than that for you to ponder:

Could msagrain build a wall strong enough to withstand a headbutt from the Dosia?

Did Elvis love burgers more than Versy loved babyphat?

Fergies hairdryer or reading Erbad's posts, which is the more intimidating prospect?

Introducing yer bird to Tuggers or telling yer bird that you've been sleeping with her best friend - which is the quickest way to lose yer lass?

Laddie, sod the meaning of life, here's a few more important questions than that for you to ponder:

Could msagrain build a wall strong enough to withstand a headbutt from the Dosia?

Did Elvis love burgers more than Versy loved babyphat?

Fergies hairdryer or reading Erbad's posts, which is the more intimidating prospect?

Introducing yer bird to Tuggers or telling yer bird that you've been sleeping with her best friend - which is the quickest way to lose yer lass?

lol interesting questions ya pose there hoff. these are topics which will be debated throughout the ages on boxing scene.

Laddie, sod the meaning of life, here's a few more important questions than that for you to ponder:

Could msagrain build a wall strong enough to withstand a headbutt from the Dosia?

No chance. The lad's got skills, but the Dosia's head's like the Juggernaut - Once it gets going, nothing can stop it.

That's why he's the ultimate playa!

Did Elvis love burgers more than Versy loved babyphat?

Elvis loved Burgers more than Erbad loves misquoting the Black Panthers. That should tell you all you need to know.

Fergies hairdryer or reading Erbad's posts, which is the more intimidating prospect?

Well, i hate cunts misquoting, so Erbad's posts are worse.

I hated when he quoted Jesus as saying "We shall fight them on the beaches..."

What a cunt!

Introducing yer bird to Tuggers or telling yer bird that you've been sleeping with her best friend - which is the quickest way to lose yer lass?

I think we all know that nothing can refuse T to the Z.

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laddie proves me wrong as usual and answers them all in seconds...

lol interesting questions ya pose there hoff. these are topics which will be debated throughout the ages on boxing scene.

Aye...did Aliens build the pyramids? Who gives a ****. We wanna know whether Elvis' love of the burgers was stronger than Versys love for the belgian bird.

Laddie, I'm inclined to agree with yer on all counts.

Msagrain just aint up to the job is he. The Dosia's head would crush anything it came into contact with.

Aye...did Aliens build the pyramids? Who gives a ****. We wanna know whether Elvis' love of the burgers was stronger than Versys love for the belgian bird.

lmfao. i've missed you. where have ya been lately. nice to see the villa doing well yesterday :beerchug:

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where have you been hiding aswell laddie. its been ****ing dead in limey lang all week.

i just cant bring myself to accept that some people actually have lives outside of BoxingScene haha

lmfao. i've missed you. where have ya been lately. nice to see the villa doing well yesterday :beerchug:

I've been busy at work and boxingscene hasn't roused me sleeping trousersnake lately, but me love for me bum boys has awoken the David Seaman spitting beast.

The Ballad of Annie Basement-Dweller

Poster Annie
He lived in his Mother's basement

Bald Annie
He lived in his Mother's basement

Flaming noobs
discussing boobs
for his own amusement

He looked for cock of the black variety
and for it he'd walk a rugged mile

He looked for cock of the black variety
and for it he'd walk a rugged mile

But he'd get so damn hungry
that even white would make him smile

Welter's eyes look crazy
They're a tugging at Maddie's sleeve


Welter's eyes look crazy
They're a tugging at Maddie's sleeve

Annie, the Canucks gone crazy
why the **** did you have to leave?

The rats have got your flour
You haven't got any hair

The rats have got your flour
You haven't got any hair

Reading Erbad's posts
is just too much too cuntin'bear

You prayed to Rick Reeno
oh, please let me back

You prayed to Rick Reeno
Oh, please let me back

You sent Versy a banana gift
Just because he was black

Welter's babies are crying louder
Threads are forming in your brain

Welter's babies are crying louder
Threads are forming in your brain

Your Mother's screams are stabbin' you
Cause you refuse to go out again

Way out in the E-Wilderness
A Dumb Yank would Flame

Way out in the E-Wilderness
A Dumb Yank would Flame

Your eyes fix on his grammar
a misplaced apostrophe - he's only got himself to blame

Your Knob is a-Bleedin'
the ginger tart from work gave you teh aids

Your Knob is a-Bleedin'
the ginger tart from work gave you teh aids

If you had just kept to ogling cleavage
the from this calamity you would have been saved

There's seven points a-remaining
so you can change that avatar

There's seven points a-remaining
so you can change that avatar

Those Bacardi Breezers have you got you pissed
More than Lex Luthor932 and his pitcher at the bar

There's seven more new Floyd fans
Joining Boxing Scene


There's seven more new Floyd fans
Joining Boxing Scene

Please hurry back baldy, where the **** you been?


Good enough for Classic lounge, Hoff?

Post that ****er up laddie, it's a classic and will be remembered as such in the boxingscene anals.

That Annie tart wants to come back and recognise yer fine poetic efforts. The bald ginge lover!

Just got back from me birthday piss up and I'm still able to stand. What a cunting liberty!

Morning cockjockeys

Morning, lover. How's life treating you?

Morning cockjockeys

lol just to join in with the spirit of things,

Morning arse bandits

get back to work scum!

get back to work scum!

lol shouldnt you be at work also you scumbag. you know, breaking up some school yard scuffle or telling rebellious youths off for bullying the fat kid, or whatever you do! haha

MickeyB, get to work, you knob Gobbler.

lol shouldnt you be at work also you scumbag. you know, breaking up some school yard scuffle up or telling rebellious youths off for bullying the fat kid, or whatever you do! haha

Lol since Jamie Oliver there is no fat kids.

The only fat kid i know is the Hoff.


OOOOOOOOOH!!! :owned: :banana:

Guys,

I am ****in devastated by some of the comments in this lounge today.

Not sure what else to say?

Guys,

I am ****in devastated by some of the comments in this lounge today.

Not sure what else to say?

That's an understatement, I have been coming into this lounge for years, not sure if I will again.

That's an understatement, I have been coming into this lounge for years, not sure if I will again.

whats been said like lads?

orrr i see. best off just forgetting about it lads. misunderstanding i think

orrr i see. best off just forgetting about it lads. misunderstanding i think

Its done mate.