His ranting days are over now, darling. He's just a beaten old man now.

WTF were the Newcastle board thinking digging his old corpse up? He wasn't going to turn pwnings into cleansheets or feed the 5000 depressed fans with those arthritic fingers, that's for sure.

They ****ed over Big Sam and woke up King Kev from his slumber, but shagging hell, he fell straight back to sleep didn't he. They should have just left him to it and not interrupted his kip.

Post number 10, darling:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170292

Smokin' proves himself to not quite be the genius he thinks he is, and shows how bitter he still is at being denied access to Classic.

Post number 10, darling:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170292

Smokin' proves himself to not quite be the genius he thinks he is, and shows how bitter he still is at being denied access to Classic.

****in Marquez beat the pac, I swear to Alan...and the twizzle wants to realise how great that sheep shagger is, doesn't he laddie.

Do you think if the twizzle got given a penis enlarger and the password to classic he'd finally stop being a cunt?

****in Marquez beat the pac, I swear to Alan...and the twizzle wants to realise how great that sheep shagger is, doesn't he laddie.

Do you think if the twizzle got given a penis enlarger and the password to classic he'd finally stop being a cunt?

Who knows, but the thing that cracked me up, is that he must seriously think Classic has over 300 members.

I'll enlarge his penis, it just involves shortening his body by beating him over the head with heavy objects.

Who knows, but the thing that cracked me up, is that he must seriously think Classic has over 300 members.

I'll enlarge his penis, it just involves shortening his body by beating him over the head with heavy objects.

I'll help you with that. You can't keep all the good jobs to yerself now laddie.

I'll help you with that. You can't keep all the good jobs to yerself now laddie.

It's definitely more than a one man job. We are going to have to get him really short so it's at least in proportion.

It's definitely more than a one man job. We are going to have to get him really short so it's at least in proportion.

Exige short? I think we'll need southpaws help for this one.

Exige short? I think we'll need southpaws help for this one.

That we may. It's a task for tha ages.

That we may. It's a task for tha ages.

...and those egyptian fellas thought building them pyramids was a hard job. They don't know how easy they had it.

...and those egyptian fellas thought building them pyramids was a hard job. They don't know how easy they had it.

That they don't.

We won't need whipped though, as our own LARGE trousersnakes will come up behind our own backs and whip us onto glory.

That they don't.

We won't need whipped though, as our own LARGE trousersnakes will come up behind our own backs and whip us onto glory.

Forward to the promised land where Smokin has a reasonable sized twizzle and fountains of stella pour forth for us every time we whisper the name 'frank', our trousersnakes will propel us onwards to that mighty land of dreams. It is our fate to reach that glorious destination.

I'd fight to the death to make it reality, Hoff.

I'd fight to the death to make it reality, Hoff.

Till I breathe me last, I'll fight with you, side by side, karma stick in hand and ready to beat back any cunts that try to set back our struggle to reach the promised land. Like warriors of old, we'll be battle scarred veterans swinging our kama sticks round with skill, to decapitate noobs, regulars and mods alike.


Alan Akbar!

Theres some cunting alarm going off on me street and it's getting on me tits fellas. Suggestions?

Theres some cunting alarm going off on me street and it's getting on me tits fellas. Suggestions?

Smash it to smithereens and do the same to any cunt who questions you southpaw.

I'm off to bed fellas. Like King Kev, I need to get some kip.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Smash it to smithereens and do the same to any cunt who questions you southpaw.

I'm off to bed fellas. Like King Kev, I need to get some kip.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

I'll join yer in a minute, babes :luvbed:


Something I need to take care of first, electronical cunts!

Hey, Hoffsky....

How it do my lover?

Smash it to smithereens and do the same to any cunt who questions you southpaw.

I'm off to bed fellas. Like King Kev, I need to get some kip.

Shag yer later :luvbed:
Wha da hell does this mean ya jammy cunt! ye better not be insulting me king like! I'll ****ing spear ya with me giant trouser snake!

King Kev's head will be on the guillotine soon.

Hey, Hoffsky....

How it do my lover?

All is well in Hoff town me dear. I've just had sausages and eggs on toast and I'm gonna pop to the gym in a bit.

Are you and Oscar well?

Wha da hell does this mean ya jammy cunt! ye better not be insulting me king like! I'll ****ing spear ya with me giant trouser snake!

Check the last page (or maybe the page before that), I explained why king kev needs his sleep. You geordie cunts should never have woke him up.

All is well in Hoff town me dear. I've just had sausages and eggs on toast and I'm gonna pop to the gym in a bit.

Are you and Oscar well?




Scrumptious!

Me and Lickle Oscar are just dandy-O.

I had some re-heated pizza for breakfast, washed down with some flat lager from last night.

****ing loverly i tell thee.

All is well in Hoff town me dear. I've just had
Check the last page (or maybe the page before that), I explained why king kev needs his sleep. You geordie cunts should never have woke him up.
I'm polishing me spear as we speak like. How dares ya speak to me king like that, ye bastard!

Scrumptious!

Me and Lickle Oscar are just dandy-O.

I had some re-heated pizza for breakfast, washed down with some flat lager from last night.

****ing loverly i tell thee.

A diet any bum boy would be proud of laddie. I commend you for yer culinary efforts.

I'm polishing me spear as we speak like. How dares ya speak to me king like that, ye bastard!

I'll parry any charge you make with me beef bayonet. You won't even scratch me son.

You read any of the Rebus short stories, Hoff?

You read any of the Rebus short stories, Hoff?

I've got a book of the short stories but I've never got round to reading any of em. I must do that.

Which rebus novel you on now laddie?

The last book i read was Black and Blue ( the 8th in the series ) and that was a good 2 months ago.

I've been skint after purchasing me new computer and haven't bought any new books.

I've got a book of the short stories but I've never got round to reading any of em. I must do that.

Which rebus novel you on now laddie?

Does it have any pictures? I love story books with picture in em.

The last book i read was Black and Blue ( the 8th in the series ) and that was a good 2 months ago.

I've been skint after purchasing me new computer and haven't bought any new books.

Laddie, if yer pm yer address I'll send you 9,10 and 11 in the post. Yer can post em back to me after you've finished em.

I went to the gym today as well, babes. I'm proving them Welsh bastards wrong, so i am.

I went to the gym today as well, babes. I'm proving them Welsh bastards wrong, so i am.

Good show southpaw. Those welsh cunts will soon be eating their phlegm filled words.

Good show southpaw. Those welsh cunts will soon be eating their phlegm filled words.


I'm still having a little Stella tonight though. There's no need to go too far, is there?

I'm still having a little Stella tonight though. There's no need to go too far, is there?

Going without Stella would be a step too far for any bum boy. You're doing the right thing me dear.

Laddie, if yer pm yer address I'll send you 9,10 and 11 in the post. Yer can post em back to me after you've finished em.

I might take you up on this very generous offer, babes.

I'll PM you me address tomorrow when I'm fully sober. ( Don't want you sending those book to me neighbour - the cunt will think it's his birthday and Christmas all rolled into one )

PS. no stalking. As much as I'd love to be peeped on, i don't want me beloved Hoffy banged up.

I might take you up on this very generous offer, babes.

I'll PM you me address tomorrow when I'm fully sober. ( Don't want you sending those book to me neighbour - the cunt will think it's his birthday and Christmas all rolled into one )

PS. no stalking. As much as I'd love to be peeped on, i don't want me beloved Hoffy banged up.
Good show laddie.

...and I'll stay out of the bushes round your area laddie, I bleeding promise so I do.

Good show laddie.

...and I'll stay out of the bushes round your area laddie, I bleeding promise so I do.

Yer a good gent, so you are.

Yer a good gent, so you are.

A man of me word southpaw. Alan taught me to stay true to the bum boy code.

Is Cider the thing to drink now, Lads. Me mates at the pub are always ordering the stuff these days, I'm not too fond of the apple fermented beverage...

I despise cider. Give me lager any day.

It's all magners and ****ing bulmers these days aint it southpaw. One of me mates drinks the stuff and persuaded me to have a couple of pints of bulmers and I bleeding tell yer, it played havoc with me stomach.

Any of you tarts watching Ramsay's kitchen nightmares? ****ing Gordon is ripping into those fat yanks a treat. There's some right useless slags on it tonight.

I despise cider. Give me lager any day.

It's all magners and ****ing bulmers these days aint it southpaw. One of me mates drinks the stuff and persuaded me to have a couple of pints of bulmers and I bleeding tell yer, it played havoc with me stomach.

Indeed. When yer used to Stella, Cider is a cunting comedown.

If yer spend a most of yer life eating lamb yer can't be expected to eat mutton.

Indeed. When yer used to Stella, Cider is a cunting comedown.

If yer spend a most of yer life eating lamb yer can't be expected to eat mutton.

I wouldn't even let Oscar drink cider. It's ****ing stella all the way for that sexy mutt, eh Laddie?

i tell you whats a nice beer that i discovered recently.... becks. I had a couple pints down me boozer on wednesday, went down a treat

I just watched that kitchen programme for tards on me sky +, poor Dan he only wanted some tard loving but that prick Ben was a **** blocking tard

I just watched that kitchen programme for tards on me sky +, poor Dan he only wanted some tard loving but that prick Ben was a **** blocking tard

Ben was a cunt wasn't he. ****ing share and share alike, that's what I say.

Aint no fun if the homies can't get none. Am I right my j.eggin, I'm not wrong...

you are right, although that Tom stole the show for me what with his dancing,his gap teeth and his sexy facial hair

you are right, although that Tom stole the show for me what with his dancing,his gap teeth and his sexy facial hair

Was he the fella that found a bird at the end? He put John Travoltas and bleeding Patrick Swayzes dancing to shame. That lad's got some talent.

nah I think Tom was the old recruit, who kept coming back with the ****ing wild west moustache, although fair play to the tard looking for a normal burd although was it not a giner he cops of with at the end, clearly showing the viewers how much a tard he is

nah I think Tom was the old recruit, who kept coming back with the ****ing wild west moustache, although fair play to the tard looking for a normal burd although was it not a giner he cops of with at the end, clearly showing the viewers how much a tard he is

See, the ginges are such bleeding outcasts that they can only pull tards. This shows my I'm doing good work in me anti-ginge campaign.

Ah, that Tom had a bostin 'Tache. Even Raesaad would be jealous of that one.

Morning ****tards.

Good morning me old chap, good game last night, wasn't it?

http://www.daydreamnation.be/data/Mastercard-Priceless.jpg

Good morning me old chap, good game last night, wasn't it?

http://www.daydreamnation.be/data/Mastercard-Priceless.jpg

It was a great game and love the sig.

Good picture, but it was obviously created by an American because of all the primary school grammar mistakes.

Fellas, give me a hug. I dropped a bollock today at work and I'm really worried about it.

All this team classic drama has just gone overboard as well. It's getting on me tits a bit.

Fellas, give me a hug. I dropped a bollock today at work and I'm really worried about it.

All this team classic drama has just gone overboard as well. It's getting on me tits a bit.

I'm watching you closely Hoff.

And Oasis Lad can get away with anything as long as he keeps Dylan in his avatar. Dylan is a god.

I foresaw it, poppa, and got that avatar pic up faster than you can shout "Peroxide is a ginge"

I know the power of your stick, and don't want to be on the recieving end.


Hoff, lay your head on my shoulder, snookums.

I foresaw it, poppa, and got that avatar pic up faster than you can shout "Peroxide is a ginge"

I know the power of your stick, and don't want to be on the recieving end.


Hoff, lay your head on my shoulder, snookums.

I've heard you have a sixth sense laddie. Anyway my favourite Dylan song for you and Hoff to relax and unwind to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb99LikusGw

What happened to Peroxide, he ain't been on for a while poor chap.

Now lads, we'll catch those pinoy scumbags sooner or later.

My Stinger sense is tingling... The Hoff needs me.

My Stinger sense is tingling... The Hoff needs me.

Come ere southpaw, I'm feeling down tonight. A bit of how's yer father is what I need.

Come ere southpaw, I'm feeling down tonight. A bit of how's yer father is what I need.

Will some how's yer father washed down with Stella hit the spot, babes?

I am happy to provide :luvbed:

Will some how's yer father washed down with Stella hit the spot, babes?

I am happy to provide :luvbed:

It's me favourite combination. Better than fish and chips and apple pie and custard put together.

It's me favourite combination. Better than fish and chips and apple pie and custard put together.


Thats the spirit, me lover.

Are yer feeling a little more dandy now, babes? :beerchug:

Lol some downright strange stuff goes down in this thread doesnt it.

You better believe it, son.

Let's get drunk tonight.

Let's get drunk tonight.

Alan bless you laddie. That's a bleeding marvelous idea.

What you drinking tonight me dear?

I'm at me mums skimming off the tops of their spirit cabinet so they don't notice, desperate times etc, how often do you buy just for men hoff? I've got a patch I could do with going over.

I'm at me mums skimming off the tops of their spirit cabinet so they don't notice, desperate times etc, how often do you buy just for men hoff? I've got a patch I could do with going over.

How big is the patch Mr. Vavu? If I'm gonna give you advice then we best be thorough. We talking a wee spot the size of a two pence piece or a massive ****er the size of the dosia's head?

Alan bless you laddie. That's a bleeding marvelous idea.

What you drinking tonight me dear?

I got 16 bottles of Grolsch, and just to be on the safe side, a half bottle of whisky.

The shops don't seem to have any cuntin' stella left at the mo.

How big is the patch Mr. Vavu? If I'm gonna give you advice then we best be thorough. We talking a wee spot the size of a two pence piece or a massive ****er the size of the dosia's head?

Its about the size of the whole genital region.

Its about the size of the whole genital region.

Smokin size or Shanus size?


Laddie, what's the rumpus with the shops round your area not having stella. That's not on is it...

I don't know, Hoff, but I'll get to the root of the bastard problem, believe me.

Scientists used to think the atom was the smallest thing in the universe until they split it open, they then thought the material that came out of it: Protons, neutrons and electrons were the smallest, but along comes Smokin' and his twizzler and turns the whole science world on it's noggin.

What a cunt.

I don't know, Hoff, but I'll get to the root of the bastard problem, believe me.

Scientists used to think the atom was the smallest thing in the universe until they split it open, they then thought the material that came out of it: Protons, neutrons and electrons were the smallest, but along comes Smokin' and his twizzler and turns the whole science world on it's noggin.

What a cunt.

Smokin and his twizzler have got them scientists baffled. No wonder the fella is so frustrated and acts like a cunt all the time, imagine being stuck in a lab with fellas in white coats looking at yer twizzle through a microscope for bleeding hours each day. Not that you've got a twizzle laddie me dear, you've got a tremendous trousersnake. Anyway, you can see why Smokin acts the way he does.

I don't know, Hoff, but I'll get to the root of the bastard problem, believe me.

Scientists used to think the atom was the smallest thing in the universe until they split it open, they then thought the material that came out of it: Protons, neutrons and electrons were the smallest, but along comes Smokin' and his twizzler and turns the whole science world on it's noggin.

What a cunt.

lmfao, cant believe there's no stella in the shop like thats well ****. on the bright side of things, at least your getting drunk ya lucky c**t

Smokin and his twizzler have got them scientists baffled. No wonder the fella is so frustrated and acts like a cunt all the time, imagine being stuck in a lab with fellas in white coats looking at yer twizzle through a microscope for bleeding hours each day. Not that you've got a twizzle laddie me dear, you've got a tremendous trousersnake. Anyway, you can see why Smokin acts the way he does.

hahahaha who's this smoking guy?

hahahaha who's this smoking guy?

He's a canadian cunt that posts on here. He has many guises, as he's P4P no.1 on the ban list, but his main account is Smokin'. He once posted a picture of himself in his boxers. Needless to say, the lad has not been blessed by Alan.

lmfao, cant believe there's no stella in the shop like thats well ****. on the bright side of things, at least your getting drunk ya lucky c**t

Don't worry, babes. After i have had me fill me nipples will start lactating sweet lager and everyone can have a lick. :luvbed:

Hoff, my trousersnake is the mysterious force that holds everything in the universe together. It ain't dark matter, that's for sure.

Don't worry, babes. After i have had me fill me nipples will start lactating sweet lager and everyone can have a lick. :luvbed:

Hoff, my trousersnake is the mysterious force that holds everything in the universe together. It ain't dark matter, that's for sure.

I knew that Laddie. The moon orbits around your trousersnake, not this bloody planet that we happened to have been dumped on. The moon don't give a jimmy riddle about the bleeding earth, it's only hanging round for your trousersnake.

He's a canadian cunt that posts on here. He has many guises, as he's P4P no.1 on the ban list, but his main account is Smokin'. He once posted a picture of himself in his boxers. Needless to say, the lad has not been blessed by Alan.

Don't worry, babes. After i have had me fill me nipples will start lactating sweet lager and everyone can have a lick. :luvbed:

Hoff, my trousersnake is the mysterious force that holds everything in the universe together. It ain't dark matter, that's for sure.

hahaha you nutters! the limey lounge is so much better than that ****ing main boxing forum. i like the crack on in here. any of yas watching the Gavin rees fight tomorrow?

hahaha you nutters! the limey lounge is so much better than that ****ing main boxing forum. i like the crack on in here. any of yas watching the Gavin rees fight tomorrow?

I shall be watching the midget and cheering the vertically challenged fella on all the way.

Aye, all those boffins spend hours writing equations and trying to figure out what's at the edge of the universe, well i'll cuntin' tell 'em......


...me trousersnake, that's what.

Aye, all those boffins spend hours writing equations and trying to figure out what's at the edge of the universe, well i'll cuntin' tell 'em......


...me trousersnake, that's what.

Laddie, I've always been baffled by those boffins equations. Take this one for instance: E=mc2. Now I've always thought that E = a cunting good time.

Am I right laddie? I'm not wrong.

Laddie, I've always been baffled by those boffins equations. Take this one for instance: E=mc2. Now I've always thought that E = a cunting good time.

Am I right laddie? I'm not wrong.

You're right and Frank Gallagher's right. Einstein's wrong.

Greatest mind of the 20th century my arse.

I shall be watching the midget and cheering the vertically challenged fella on all the way.

Im not feeling confident for the little fella. hope he pulls it off like. do ya think he can do it?

Laddie, I've always been baffled by those boffins equations. Take this one for instance: E=mc2. Now I've always thought that E = a cunting good time.

Am I right laddie? I'm not wrong.

****in right!

You're right and Frank Gallagher's right. Einstein's wrong.

Greatest mind of the 20th century my arse.
Has Frank already said that me dear? Alan bless him. He comes up with all the good ones first.

I've just ordered a pizza. Smoky Barbecue this time. I aint messing with those bloody curry pizzas again, oh no...
Im not feeling confident for the little fella. hope he pulls it off like. do ya think he can do it?
I dunno. I haven't seen that much of him to be honest. I watched the M'Baye fight but I was half pissed at the time.

Has Frank already said that me dear? Alan bless him. He comes up with all the good ones first.


He Didn't say that exactly, but i know of Frank's love for Es.

I'm cuntin' skint, darling, and wish i could order out, but alas.... it's beans on toast for the rest of the weekend for me.

He Didn't say that exactly, but i know of Frank's love for Es.

I'm cuntin' skint, darling, and wish i could order out, but alas.... it's beans on toast for the rest of the weekend for me.

tell me about it mate, im at uni so i know what ya mean. need a ****ing weekend job or something haha. cheers for the beer aswell, i'll get a round in one time when i can afford it.

He Didn't say that exactly, but i know of Frank's love for Es.

I'm cuntin' skint, darling, and wish i could order out, but alas.... it's beans on toast for the rest of the weekend for me.

I bet yer feel like an honorary Mexican laddie.

I do feel like a true ****** that's for sure, infact, i wanna hop the border with me tortilla, go on a crime spree across Texas, hop back with me profits and sombrero, and live the rest of me in luxury...... a one bedroom apartment in a demilitarized zone plagued by gun-toting meth heads and a lifetime's supply of beans.

High living in Mexico - you can't beat it

I do feel like a true ****** that's for sure, infact, i wanna hop the border with me tortilla, go on a crime spree across Texas, hop back with me profits and sombrero, and live the rest of me in luxury...... a one bedroom apartment in a demilitarized zone plagued by gun-toting meth heads and a lifetime's supply of beans.

High living in Mexico - you can't beat it

Those beans sure put a spring in yer step don't they. Bleeding mexicans are hopping everywhere, from country to country and all over.

Aye, i can leap tall buildings in a single bound with a belly full of beans.

The trouble is that when I'm airborne i fart like a trooper and almost leave me beloved Mother Earth's atmosphere.

Aye, i can leap tall buildings in a single bound with a belly full of beans.

The trouble is that when I'm airborne i fart like a trooper and almost leave me beloved Mother Earth's atmosphere.

I have a similar problem when I'm sitting on chairs that are on wheels. One expulsion of wind and I send meself flying, smacking against walls and all sorts. I've had to nail all sofa's and chairs down. Can't be too careful these days.

Hoff, should we encourage terrorist activities against the Lifestyle Flashy Clique Unit?

I hate it and anyone that associates with it.

Hoff, should we encourage terrorist activities against the Lifestyle Flashy Clique Unit?

I hate it and anyone that associates with it.

Lets do it.

What terrorist activities shall we engage in? Send the suicide alt karma bombers in? Shall we kidnap their lifestyle flashy thread and demand a ransom for it?

What's the best way to proceed laddie?

im in if yas do.

Lets do it.

What terrorist activities shall we engage in? Send the suicide alt karma bombers in? Shall we kidnap their lifestyle flashy thread and demand a ransom for it?

What's the best way to proceed laddie?

suicide alt bombers are the way forward

suicide alt bombers are the way forward

Unfortunately, me suicide alt bombers all killed themselves the last time out. I may set the dogs of pwn on the flashy cunts though.

Lets do it.

What terrorist activities shall we engage in? Send the suicide alt karma bombers in? Shall we kidnap their lifestyle flashy thread and demand a ransom for it?

What's the best way to proceed laddie?

Would you be willing to sacrifice the Dogs of pwn? those vicious buggers with some Semtex strapped to their backs could make one 'ell of a mess.

Would you be willing to sacrifice the Dogs of pwn? those vicious buggers with some Semtex strapped to their backs could make one 'ell of a mess.

It's asking a lot laddie. They're a pwners best friend and I've grown attached to them, but why not. The cunts are costing me a fortune in pedigree chum.

sorry lads i probably should know these things by now, so sorry in advance. But who are the dogs of pwn? lol

Good man.

Your sacrifice will benefit mankind in the long run.

Death to the Lifestyle Flashy Clique Unit!!!

Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Just point me in their direction.

I'll savage those cunts.

Let me at em.

That's the spirit fellas.

CHARGE!

lol maybe it would be a little bit harsh to unleash the dogs of pwn. awww **** it! go get em!

Mean little bastards aren't they. I have a hard job controlling them.

lol have you had to unleash them yet hoff? i wouldnt want to be on the recieving end of that pwning

The bleedin off license got robbed and trashed last night, so it's cunting closed today. I had to go further afield for me Stella. And it wasn't cheap I'll tell you that.
I'll be eating scraps all week now..

No need to control them now, just let them off the leash and the rest is history.

Death to the infidels.

The bleedin off license got robbed and trashed last night, so it's cunting closed today. I had to go further afield for me Stella. And it wasn't cheap I'll tell you that.
I'll be eating scraps all week now..

You'd walk to the ends of the Earth for your stella. That's why i love yer, babes.

You'd walk to the ends of the Earth for your stella. That's why i love yer, babes.

And beyond, babes. Jason searched far and wide for the golden fleece, encountering many dangers along the way. I'd do all of that and more for a can of me beloved Stella.

Evening tossers, been on the glenmorangie tonight. A ****ing fine tipple so it is.

Just been catching up on the last few pages of banter, have you hit the flashy cunts yet. lilpoppa might just pop in and have a pop too.

Southpaw, your dedication to our beloved stella is admirable. Alan bless you.

Oldskool, they've had a little nibble at hurricane and someone else. I forget who.

Southpaw, your dedication to our beloved stella is admirable. Alan bless you.

Oldskool, they've had a little nibble at hurricane and someone else. I forget who.

Hoffy they did have a nibble, and I asked for it. Feisty ****ers they are.

They had a nibble at Hurricane's sausage and thought "**** biting this big tasty bad boy off - i could have a lick of this till the end of me days"

They ain't stupid them dogs of pwn, that's for sure.

They had a nibble at Hurricane's sausage and thought "**** biting this big tasty bad boy off - i could have a lick of this till the end of me days"

They ain't stupid them dogs of pwn, that's for sure.

They were gonna bite it off and then bury Hurricanes boner, unearthing it every now and again for a wee taste.

They were gonna bite it off and then bury Hurricanes boner, unearthing it every now and again for a wee taste.


They'd have to bury it deep hoff that's for sure.

What would they have done with the rest of him?

What would they have done with the rest of him?

I think that depends when he last fed them.

Anyway laddie i'm off to bed now, enjoy the rest of your night and speak to you tomorrow if your about.:luvbed:

Sleep well, my beloved pink wafer.

Sleep well, my beloved pink wafer.

Sweet dreams petal.:kiss:

Sweet dreams petal.:kiss:

right lads its past my bedtime coz ive got ridiculous amounts of work to do this weekend .I'll leave you with a ginger joke i heard one night in the boozer. maybe its a bit harsh, me thinks not.

doctor approaches woman just after shes given birth and informs her that he has some good news and some bad news for her, he then proceeds to ask her which she would like to hear first.
"The bad news" she says hoping that provision of the good news will make up for this.
"Unfortunately youve had a ginger baby" proclaims the doctor.
The woman is extremely upset by the news and wonders what could possibly make the pain of having a ginger freak baby go away.
"can i have the good news now" she begs.
"we flushed him down the toilet" replies the doctor


It sounded better when someone told me it lol but its pretty decent anyways i think. good night and god bless or alan bless as the hoff would say???

Alan bless yer OldSkool.

Sleep well :luvbed:

I laughed and now i'm being whipped.

Good night, lover.

God this site is so ****ing addictive. I just had to come back and tell you I'm gonna be in for a rough night so I am if the state of the toilet bowl is anything to go by.

Had a curry tonight and it's the 3rd **** I've had in less than two hours.
I would have taken a picture but I'm not gonna give any of you lot nightmares. Anyways enough of this ridiculous post (whiskey makes me more childish than usual) and hopefully I've emptied me bowels for the night.

Happy ****ting Hurricane.

Goodnight :luvbed:

Loz@DEM aMERICAN FAGG@TS, hOFF.

Loz@DEM aMERICAN FAGG@TS, hOFF.

Word to that my j.eggin.

Hoff, I'm seeing Jesus Christ Superstar for the first time ( on the telly ) and all i have is one question...


...... why are loads of black men hounding the white Jesus?

Does it have to be racialist? :wave:

Is it me or did I just see an alt called The Goff?

Is it too late to eat a pork pie fellas? 2:35 in the am.. and I'm still cunting hungry.

It's never too late for pork pie.

It's never too late for pork pie.

I like pork pie, except for the jelly.

Morning laddie, whats your plans for the weekend then?

I like pork pie, except for the jelly.

Morning laddie, whats your plans for the weekend then?

Pork pies makes me sick, since I was a little lad I could never eat a pork pie.
You watching the game at half 12? prediction on the score.

I'm saying 2-1 Portsmouth.

I like pork pie, except for the jelly.

Morning laddie, whats your plans for the weekend then?

Getting ****-faced. Infact, I've started drinking right now. :hitit:

Pork pies makes me sick, since I was a little lad I could never eat a pork pie.
You watching the game at half 12? prediction on the score.

I'm saying 2-1 Portsmouth.

I haven't got sky and I'm at home with the little boy today as the missus is working. Might just have a change of plans and goto my brothers and watch the footy.

We are at home and Campbell is missing along with a couple of other players, Defoe is not allowed to play either so we might just win this. 3-1 to us.


Good on yer laddie. Have one for me, and I might join you this evening when the little one is in bed.

Just tucking into a full English. No, not a gay orgy involving me favourite bum boys, though that would be rather scrumptious in it's self.

Just tucking into a full English. No, not a gay orgy involving me favourite bum boys, though that would be rather scrumptious in it's self.

Beautiful, can't beat a full english and it sets you up for the day.

I had a mcdonalds. A bbq pork deli.

Was it scrumptious, lover?

I had a mcdonalds. A bbq pork deli.

I'm going to get me one of those at 7.

Was it scrumptious, lover?

That it was me dear. I've given up on the burgers from maccy d's and just go for the deli's now. It's a tasty munch so it is.

I had a mcdonalds. A bbq pork deli.

Afternoon Hoff, the lazy choice for you then. I had cheese on toast and then some salami and blue cheese rolls round me brothers while watching the footy. Then nicked some spagbol off the old dear to save me cooking later.

Afternoon Hoff, the lazy choice for you then. I had cheese on toast and then some salami and blue cheese rolls round me brothers while watching the footy. Then nicked some spagbol off the old dear to save me cooking later.

I was on me way home from work and was starvin' marvin so it had to be done. Yours sounds nice though.

You watching the fights tonight fellas?

I was on me way home from work and was starvin' marvin so it had to be done. Yours sounds nice though.

You watching the fights tonight fellas?

I can't as I don't have sky or setanta. I have to get my brother to record them and watch them round his.

I've gotta get a skybox it does my head in, missing out on all the sports.

I can't as I don't have sky or setanta. I have to get my brother to record them and watch them round his.

I've gotta get a skybox it does my head in, missing out on all the sports.

You can get setanta and watch it online for 7.99 a month or something like that, but you might as well just wait and get a sky box.

You can get setanta and watch it online for 7.99 a month or something like that, but you might as well just wait and get a sky box.


I'll wait and get one when I get me hd tv. That's the thing when you have kids all your priorities change and you just can't think of yourself.

Stuck some money on Villa and there ****ing losing to Sunderland, Hoff I aint happy no i'm not.

Tis a shame, would of been nice seeing Villa challenge for the top 4. Looks like they have blown uefa cup football the last few weeks.

Hoff I really feel for yer. You'll have to sink a few tonight and ease the pain.

At ****ing home as well.

We've blown it.

******' gets uppity:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170989&page=3

The sass on the mentally challanged kids these days. One does feel for them.

Well, I did warn you about Villa a few months ago.

Let's get pissed tonight ( again )

Southpaw, you on the sauce tonight, me lovely bourbon biscuit?

Let's get pissed tonight ( again )

How much do you drink a week?

Around 4 times a week.

Southpaw, you on the sauce tonight, me lovely bourbon biscuit?


I am indeed, me lover, although some cheap stuff that ain't doing much for me.

Lickle Rees is doing well at the mo.

Lickle Rees is doing well at the mo.


Bleedin' eck. I've been missing it, Laddie. Just stuck it on now.

I've got it 2 rounds apiece at the moment.

*Washes down another lovely lager and thinks of Southpaw*

What Channel What Channel!!

Setanta 1.

4-2 to Kotelnik now.

I've got it 2 rounds apiece at the moment.

*Washes down another lovely lager and thinks of Southpaw*

Rees is taking too much ain't he? Get yer hands up son.

*washes down some cheap piss and thinks of Laddie floating in a pool of Stella* :hitit:

Anyone got a SOPCAST link for this, I don't have sultana :(

Aye, it could all accumulate and he could be out on his feet by the end of the fight.

**** that, he's out on his feet now. Kotelnik snatched that round in the last 30 seconds there.

5-2 for Kotelnik.

PANIC OVER, i GOT IT NOW.

**** knows how Rees survived that round.

6-2 for Kotelnik

Lol@ Setanta having it even.

Gavin's taking a fair bit. Bet the judges are licking his balls though.

Kotelnik stole that round again for me.

7-2

Lickle Rees needs a couple of knockdowns or a Ko.

Nice little scrap at the end of the round there.

8-2 for Kotelnik.

Why is everyone saying it is even? I got Rees quite a fair bit down.

That's setanta and the Calzaghe stable for you.

Kotelink took it out of the judges hand's there.

Entertaining fight.

Fair play to Steve Dunce for calling the rest of the sultana slags cunts that were chatting shizer.

I'm glad. I bet the judges would give it to Rees.
Dunce is actually talking sense here.

Aye, first time Bunce has opened his mouth and **** hasn't flown out.

On another note: i created an Anorak parody alt that got banned before i made 1 post.

Cunts!

On another note: i created an Anorak parody alt that got banned before i made 1 post.

Cunts!

Laddie, I'll send you an Annie alt in the next couple of days and you do the business.

What did you think of the gypo fella that was on before lickle Rees?

Judges had Rees behind too, glad to hear they are not as blind as Richie cunting Woodhall

I didn't catch the earlier fights.

Beer, glorious beer, glorious beer.

I thought that was Marc Bolan in yer avvy for a few minutes, Laddie. Foolish me, er?

I didn't catch the earlier fights.

Beer, glorious beer, glorious beer.

The fight before the Rees was one was quite entertaining me dear. There was a gypo fella by the name of Doherty fighting and he was quite a talented little bum boy, although he tired in the last two rounds.

Southpaw, you watching Woodhall try to justify himself? Cunt!

Fellas, any idea what time the Katsidis fight starts? (British time )

The fight before the Rees was one was quite entertaining me dear. There was a gypo fella by the name of Doherty fighting and he was quite a talented little bum boy, although he tired in the last two rounds.

Southpaw, you watching Woodhall try to justify himself? Cunt!

He's not looking his best, me darling. Like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

Fellas, any idea what time the Katsidis fight starts? (British time )
It's gonna be a late one again me darling. I looked on the HBO website and they've got it down to start at 10.05 eastern time which is about 2am ish over here.
He's not looking his best, me darling. Like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

He knows he's been chatting shizer me dear. When the Blow was interviewed ringside during the fight you could see in his face that he knew lickle Rees was ****ed, even if he said otherwise.

Another latie. GGGRRRRRRR.

Set the dogs of pwn on those HBO cunts, lover.

Another latie. GGGRRRRRRR.

Set the dogs of pwn on those HBO cunts, lover.

The dogs don't like flying laddie, or quarantine, otherwise I would. Cunts aint they, bleeding HBO. I really wanna watch this one but I'm at work tomorrow so I might just have to download the ****er when I get back from work tomorrow.

I've started reading the Rebus short stories, darling. Short but very cuntin' sweet.

Buncey was something else tonight. Can he not go one fight without trying to turn it into the Steve Bunce show.

I've started reading the Rebus short stories, darling. Short but very cuntin' sweet.

Good show laddie.

After getting used to the longer more densely plotted novels I just don't fancy the short stories. I should give em a try though.

i did an Anorak alt once. "!!bAnorak"

he lasted 5 posts. But he had been calling people ******s from the word, go. The boys untouchable.

**** me fellas, me heating has conked out and I've got no hot water. I'm going to have to go to the gym in the morning tomorrow for a shower.

Aye, i got an Email saying i could log in as i registered successfully and then i got an Email 3 seconds later saying i was banned.

BigPoppa's work no doubt.

**** me fellas, me heating has conked out and I've got no hot water. I'm going to have to go to the gym in the morning tomorrow for a shower.

That happened to me once, we had to take the cunting kettle upstairs and boil the fooker about 20 times to make a bath lol.

evenin lads, hows it going, did yas see the gavin rees match

evenin lads, hows it going, did yas see the gavin rees match

Did you see the undercard, i tuned in late and heard old Buncey going mad about Jones' fans being racist or something?.

Did you see the undercard, i tuned in late and heard old Buncey going mad about Jones' fans being racist or something?.

nor mate im at uni so i miss all the fights at the minute. i knew he was gunna lose those though. i had a 4k bet on with majestic but he wouldnt sig it the cunt

Is that how it works like lads, u have to sig a bet for it to be official?

Did you see the undercard, i tuned in late and heard old Buncey going mad about Jones' fans being racist or something?.

I didn't hear it but the fella Jones lost to was a gypo so they were probably shouting abuse at the travelling cunt.


P.S
I'm freezing me nads off here. **** a cunt!

nor mate im at uni so i miss all the fights at the minute. i knew he was gunna lose those though. i had a 4k bet on with majestic but he wouldnt sig it the cunt

Is that how it works like lads, u have to sig a bet for it to be official?

Nah, **** that. The cunt should still pay you if the bet was agreed, whether it was sigged or not.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=170569

there it is.

il just forget about it though

What are you lot upto for grand slam sunday?

I shall be getting leathered, lover.

I'd pm the cunt and tell him to pay up if I was you, but it's only points anyway, so **** it.

I just sent you 6k.

I didn't hear it but the fella Jones lost to was a gypo so they were probably shouting abuse at the travelling cunt.


P.S
I'm freezing me nads off here. **** a cunt!

I worked security at the ABA school-boy championships last month. ****ing hell Hoff, i tell thee- it's dominated by 2 things.

Repton Boys Club and young traveller boys.

cheers mate you guys are legends. One day i will bring glory to the limey lounge and pay yas back for your kind generosity... well hopefully. On the other hand i might end up as e-broke as i am in real life haha

I worked security at the ABA school-boy championships last month. ****ing hell Hoff, i tell thee- it's dominated by 2 things.

Repton Boys Club and young traveller boys.

these young gyppo's are hard as nails lol. have ya seen the videos on youtube

I didn't hear it but the fella Jones lost to was a gypo so they were probably shouting abuse at the travelling cunt.


P.S
I'm freezing me nads off here. **** a cunt!

That explains it then the Pikey cunt.

Have you tried beer?. I recommened getting plastered, it is a known fact you can't feel anything when drunk into a coma, even the cold.

these young gyppo's are hard as nails lol. have ya seen the videos on youtube

Oh you bastard, i ****ing hate PIKEYS!!!.

I worked security at the ABA school-boy championships last month. ****ing hell Hoff, i tell thee- it's dominated by 2 things.

Repton Boys Club and young traveller boys.
Aye, I watched a program on the box a while back about the repton boys club. Them lads take it ****ing seriously so they do...and the pikeys just love a good scrap don't they.

That explains it then the Pikey cunt.

Have you tried beer?. I recommened getting plastered, it is a known fact you can't feel anything when drunk into a coma, even the cold.
Sound advice that is. Stella cures everything.

Aye, I watched a program on the box a while back about the repton boys club. Them lads take it ****ing seriously so they do...and the pikeys just love a good scrap don't they.


Sound advice that is. Stella cures everything.

I'd give me left nut for a Stella tonight, so I would.

I'd give me left nut for a Stella tonight, so I would.

I'd exchange one of me stellas for the contents of yer left nut.

Fair deal me lover?

I'd exchange one of me stellas for the contents of yer left nut.

Fair deal me lover?

Cuntin' great plan, me darling.

I'd send yer a new heater in exchange for me beer, babes but I couldn't find one.
You'll just have to sandwich yerself between Laddie and I to keep warm tonight. :3some:

Cuntin' great plan, me darling.

I'd send yer a new heater in exchange for me beer, babes but I couldn't find one.
You'll just have to sandwich yerself between Laddie and I to keep warm tonight. :3some:

Yours and laddies body heat is good enough for me southpaw :luvbed:

Aye, I watched a program on the box a while back about the repton boys club. Them lads take it ****ing seriously so they do...and the pikeys just love a good scrap don't they.


Sound advice that is. Stella cures everything.

The boys at Repton looked awesome. I know my amatuer boxing v.well - and i gotta say - these boys were a whole different level. They just dominated. One in particular, i remember thinking, if he was 18 and fighting like that as a grown man could easily be fighting pro. He was just that ****ing good.

As for the other bit - get your beer coat on mate. haha. Any excuse.

The boys at Repton looked awesome. I know my amatuer boxing v.well - and i gotta say - these boys were a whole different level. They just dominated. One in particular, i remember thinking, if he was 18 and fighting like that as a grown man could easily be fighting pro. He was just that ****ing good.

As for the other bit - get your beer coat on mate. haha. Any excuse.

From what I saw of that program they handpick their fighters and only take the very best at Repton boys club. You've gotta be ****ing good just for them to let you represent them, as they've got a proud tradition and are used to winning.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

From what I saw of that program they handpick their fighters and only take the very best at Repton boys club. You've gotta be ****ing good just for them to let you represent them, as they've got a proud tradition and are used to winning.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

Yeah i heard that too. I'd like to run a gym one day - i wouldn't have it like that though.

Yeah i heard that too. I'd like to run a gym one day - i wouldn't have it like that though.

Go for it, you slag. You'd have a good head start with yer amateur boxing plus yer teaching experience and knowing how to deal with the cheeky young ****ers.

I'd let you jab at me brown eye, Mickey.

Yer know Hoff, now I've been attending the gym again for the first time in a while I'm beginning to think them Welsh cunts were right. I could do with doing some running and cutting down on the curry's or I'll be having a connery and collapsing on the gym floor. And I don't think yer can get Stella in them NHS hospital wards.
The cheap slags.

I love me high cholesterol so i do.

Give me plenty of greasy fry-ups and plenty of lager.

I love me high cholesterol so i do.

Give me plenty of greasy fry-ups and plenty of lager.

Can yer beat a curry washed down by a Stella, babes?

That you can not.

I could eat curries and drink lager forever.

Yer know Hoff, now I've been attending the gym again for the first time in a while I'm beginning to think them Welsh cunts were right. I could do with doing some running and cutting down on the curry's or I'll be having a connery and collapsing on the gym floor. And I don't think yer can get Stella in them NHS hospital wards.
The cheap slags.

The cunts give you tea and coffee. Tea and ****ing coffee!!!! I ask yer, who wants bleeding tea and coffee when yer a bit unwell. ****ing stella on tap is what yer need to get you up and about again.

Get running southpaw and tell me how yer get on. These days I'm doing half an hour on the treadmill and it kills me.

The cunts give you tea and coffee. Tea and ****ing coffee!!!! I ask yer, who wants bleeding tea and coffee when yer a bit unwell. ****ing stella on tap is what yer need to get you up and about again.

Get running southpaw and tell me how yer get on. These days I'm doing half an hour on the treadmill and it kills me.

Bleedin eck, me darling. Yer'd put me to shame in me current state.

Bleedin eck, me darling. Yer'd put me to shame in me current state.

I don't go fast though. Only 6 miles an hour, so I do 3 in me half hour.

I wouldn't last a minute on a treadmill. I've always been an unfit bastard.

When i was in me early teens, me mates would all scarper from the coppers, but I'd just allow meself to get arrested so i could go a for a nice kip in the cells.

I wouldn't last a minute on a treadmill. I've always been an unfit bastard.

When i was in me early teens, me mates would all scarper from the coppers, but I'd just allow meself to get arrested so i could go a for a nice kip in the cells.

Alan bless yer laddie. Frank would approve.

I'm off to bed bum boys. Enjoy the fight.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Aye, I've more chance of scaling Mount Duran_is_God than i have of lasting more than a minute on a treadmill.

I don't go fast though. Only 6 miles an hour, so I do 3 in me half hour.

It's somthing for me to aim for, me lover.

I wouldn't last a minute on a treadmill. I've always been an unfit bastard.

When i was in me early teens, me mates would all scarper from the coppers, but I'd just allow meself to get arrested so i could go a for a nice kip in the cells.

Glad to hear it me lover. Fight the power.

I'm off to bed bum boys. Enjoy the fight.

Shag yer later :luvbed:


Nighty night :luvbed:

Come on Katsidis.

I hope he ****s Casamayor up.

Come on Katsidis.

I hope he ****s Casamayor up.

Watching it on sopcast, Laddie?

sweet dreams hoff!

noooo man cassamayor to win lol

Aye, on Sopcast, me lover.

Hopefully i can find a decent stream.

Aye, on Sopcast, me lover.

Hopefully i can find a decent stream.


If not I'm off to bed, Laddie. I have high standards so I'll even put me pint down whilst I look.

what time is it on you drunken bastards?

I've just had a peep and it's scheduled to start about 4:00. **** that.

I may just finish off me beer and have a late night wank, then download the ****er tomorrow.

I've just had a peep and it's scheduled to start about 4:00. **** that.

I may just finish off me beer and have a late night wank, then download the ****er tomorrow.

haha sounds like a good plan. how do you see the fight going

I think Casamayor will put up a better showing than his last fight that's for sure but Katsidis' work rate will be favoured by the judges and he'll edge many of the close rounds.

I can see Katsidis hurting Casamayor a few times during the fight and Casamayor countering Katsidis and hurting him.. I wouldn't be surprised if both men tasted the canvas.

I'm gonna go with Katsidis though by Ud.

I think Casamayor will put up a better showing than his last fight that's for sure but Katsidis' work rate will be favoured by the judges and he'll edge many of the close rounds.

I can see Katsidis hurting Casamayor a few times during the fight and Casamayor countering Katsidis and hurting him.. I wouldn't be surprised if both men tasted the canvas.

I'm gonna go with Katsidis though by Ud.

lol well im going with cassy as you can see. just think katsidis is a little overated and cassys got way more experience and better skill. just hope he isnt shot lol.

Right lads am off, cheers for keeping us entertained all night with ya drunken banter. xxx

Fare thee well, light of my life.

I've just had a peep and it's scheduled to start about 4:00. **** that.

I may just finish off me beer and have a late night wank, then download the ****er tomorrow.

Yeah I ain't in a 4am mood. I'll do the same, Laddie.

I'll finish me drinks first though before attempting the wank.

It's about time Britain became the Mecca of boxing so i don't need to stay up till the wee hours to watch two men pummel each other.

It's about time Britain became the Mecca of boxing so i don't need to stay up till the wee hours to watch two men pummel each other.

We put our cunting fights on early to entertaining the yanks. You'd think the fat cunts would return the favour every once and a while.

Well bugger me, Katsidis got stopped.

Me prediction would have came true if Katsidis had just made it to the final bell.

Me prediction would have came true if Katsidis had just made it to the final bell.

To bad he's a weak chinned retard.:lol1: