I always find they the chinese cunts give you way too much, but lately when I've had a ch.inky I've scoffed the lot. Me appetite is massive these days. The other day I had a curry, the plate was bleeding piled high so it was, and I gobbled down the lot then had to make a couple of sarnies after as I was still hungry. I'm gonna turn into a fat bastard so I am.

What you celebrating?

We decided 2 weeks ago to try for another baby, her period was due yesterday and she's already pregnant according to 2 tests. Not gonna get to ahead of ourselves as its really early days but its great news.

If it's any consolation then I'm turning into a fat bastard as well. Well fatter than what I was this time last year. I was too skinny due to too much drugs but I don't do anything anymore and have put on 4 stone but I need to stop before I end up a slob.

We decided 2 weeks ago to try for another baby, her period was due yesterday and she's already pregnant according to 2 tests. Not gonna get to ahead of ourselves as its really early days but its great news.

If it's any consolation then I'm turning into a fat bastard as well. Well fatter than what I was this time last year. I was too skinny due to too much drugs but I don't do anything anymore and have put on 4 stone but I need to stop before I end up a slob.

You put on 4 stones?!? Bleeding hell you're putting some of our resident fat yanks to shame with that confession. I bet 2nd to nonce is jealous.

Congratulations Hurricane btw. All the best son.

You put on 4 stones?!? Bleeding hell you're putting some of our resident fat yanks to shame with that confession. I bet 2nd to nonce is jealous.

Congratulations Hurricane btw. All the best son.


Cheers but I bet I still weigh less than you, I was way to skinny because of the abuse. I'll find a picture of me and the missus and put it up as my avatar although I will get severly pwned with this pic.

Cheers but I bet I still weigh less than you, I was way to skinny because of the abuse. I'll find a picture of me and the missus and put it up as my avatar although I will get severly pwned with this pic.

Good man, and don't worry. I'll lend you the Dogs of Pwn. You can put em on guard duty to ward off potential pwners.

Good man, and don't worry. I'll lend you the Dogs of Pwn. You can put em on guard duty to ward off potential pwners.


How much you weigh Hoff?

How much you weigh Hoff?
Not that much actually. I've always been naturally thin and when I put weight on it just all goes on me stomach and nowhere else. I weigh about 11 and a half stones at the moment.

Not that much actually. I've always been naturally thin and when I put weight on it just all goes on me stomach and nowhere else. I weigh about 11 and a half stones at the moment.

Last time I weighed myself I was 11 stone 13lbs.

Last time I weighed myself I was 11 stone 13lbs.

How tall are you?

congrats hurricane mate, however are you sure the baby aint mine??!! just kidding squire, all the best

lads im 6ft 5 and 15 stone, the dogs of pwn cant touch me, remember that!!

congrats hurricane mate, however are you sure the baby aint mine??!! just kidding squire, all the best

lads im 6ft 5 and 15 stone, the dogs of pwn cant touch me, remember that!!

****ing lanky bastard. The Dogs of Pwn will have to have a good nibble at yer ankles.

How tall are you?

Short Arse.

****ing Hell Duran you don't look that tall in your pics.

Short Arse.

****ing Hell Duran you don't look that tall in your pics.

That's what I thought...or weigh that much.

That's what I thought...or weigh that much.

What about you Hoff are you a short arse as well.

Hurricane son, use this bmi calculator and tell me what you score:

http://www.my-health-and-fitness.org/quickcalc.php

I got 23.24, which apparently is normal. 25 and over is overweight.

What about you Hoff are you a short arse as well.

I'm 5 10. I always wanted to be six foot but I never quite made it.

i will post another pic to show you my height. I used to be a right lanky get but i've put some meat on recently

this is the best i could muster at work, but all the lads around me are 6ft plus so you can see my height, plus im crouching a bit as well

this is the best i could muster at work, but all the lads around me are 6ft plus so you can see my height, plus im crouching a bit as well

The one in the blue is up on tiptoes and sticking his tits out. I think you made him feel insecure Duran. You lanky bastard.

The one in the blue is up on tiptoes and sticking his tits out. I think you made him feel insecure Duran. You lanky bastard.
sticks and stones sunshine

bless him, thats my best mate. We call him david guest cus of the hairline

Hurricane son, use this bmi calculator and tell me what you score:

http://www.my-health-and-fitness.org/quickcalc.php

I got 23.24, which apparently is normal. 25 and over is overweight.

I got 25.24 and I am 5' 8". Guess I'm just a fraction overweight but a good **** and I'll be bang on normal.

5ft 8 and 5ft 10...... you'd have a nosebleed talking to me fellas

Hoff - just sorting a few pics of my missus out and will put them up on my avvy. If you're lucky you might get one of us togeather.

Make the most of it as it won't be up for long.

Make the most of it as it won't be up for long.

That ain't your wife you lying sod you

That ain't your wife you lying sod you


I don't need to lie. Sexiest Doctor in the country.
I'll change the avvy of one of us togeather. I don't look like this now as it was just over a year ago and I've put on a bit of weight since then.

They were done at a studio which I got her for as a present.

Hurricane, she looks like a ginge to me.

Check your karma boyo.

Make the most of it as it won't be up for long.

Isit to okay to wank while looking at your avi?

Southpaw, I woke up at 4 this morning with an upset stomach and a terrible case of the shizers. The wind was blowing like a cunt an all, and not just around me posterior area, but outside an all. I thought that me garden fence was gonna fall down.

Anyway, I blame me case of the shizers on the chicken curry pizza I had last night. ****in' perfect pizza have got a lot to bastard answer for.

Bleedin' eck, babes. I'm sorry to hear of yer troubles.

I slept like a cunting log last night, depsite having a curry beforehand. Treat yerself to lots of Stella tonight and you'll be fine, so you will.

Hurricane, she looks like a ginge to me.

Check your karma boyo.

She has dark brown hair like me, check her eyebrows. She just dyes her hair with different colour tints in this case red.

Isit to okay to wank while looking at your avi?

Wank away doesn't bother me. I'm the one that gets her every night.

fair play hurricane i'd dip my rod in that. I remember you saying she was a fitty

Looking quite refined yourself there mate as well, touche`

You look way different to what I was expecting you to look like don't know why, not a bad thing just different.

Wank away doesn't bother me. I'm the one that gets her every night.

You realise Addition only posted that after you changed your avi to you and her. I think it was you he's talking about Hurricane. I'd keep me eye on him if I was you.

Bleedin' eck, babes. I'm sorry to hear of yer troubles.

I slept like a cunting log last night, depsite having a curry beforehand. Treat yerself to lots of Stella tonight and you'll be fine, so you will.

Southpaw, I've got a dilemma to resolve. Should I go to the gym or not? You see, me case of the shizers is still not completely cured, and can you imagine me having an accident in the jacuzzi after a good workout. Most embarrassing I tell thee, most cunting embarrassing.

Hurricane son, use this bmi calculator and tell me what you score:

http://www.my-health-and-fitness.org/quickcalc.php

I got 23.24, which apparently is normal. 25 and over is overweight.


The ****er says I'm overweight, but also says if I have athletic build, this could be over-estimated, since more of your body weight is muscle. So thats fine with me since I got large arm and leg muscles from all me activities. The cunt needs to change it's result though.

The ****er says I'm overweight, but also says if I have athletic build, this could be over-estimated, since more of your body weight is muscle. So thats fine with me since I got large arm and leg muscles from all me activities. The cunt needs to change it's result though.

What did you score southpaw? Give us yer stats you sexy manc barsteward.

Southpaw, I've got a dilemma to resolve. Should I go to the gym or not? You see, me case of the shizers is still not completely cured, and can you imagine me having an accident in the jacuzzi after a good workout. Most embarrassing I tell thee, most cunting embarrassing.

Stay away, me lover. Unless you want an excuse to never go to the gym again. You'll never live it down should an accident occur.

You realise Addition only posted that after you changed your avi to you and her. I think it was you he's talking about Hurricane. I'd keep me eye on him if I was you.

He can wank over me if he wants, although not literally if you catch my drift.
A lot of people talk **** over the net but I am what I am and proud and proud of my missus who is my dream girl and our beautiful son. Soppy I know but a lot of people would give their right arm to have what I've got.

I know many thought I was probably bull****ting when I said she was really fit, but to me she is although she might not be everyone's cup of tea.

Stay away, me lover. Unless you want an excuse to never go to the gym again. You'll never live it down should an accident occur.

When I do me situp regime it always forces a fart or two out as well. You're right Southpaw, it's best not to go.

What did you score southpaw? Give us yer stats you sexy manc barsteward.

Well 6'2.5 but I put 6'3 (as you do?) and a nicely filled out 225. Came back as 28.12 which is Welsh bull****. I got a slight beer belly but the bulk of the weight is distributed elsewhere, the cunts!

He can wank over me if he wants, although not literally if you catch my drift.
A lot of people talk **** over the net but I am what I am and proud and proud of my missus who is my dream girl and our beautiful son. Soppy I know but a lot of people would give their right arm to have what I've got.

I know many thought I was probably bull****ting when I said she was really fit, but to me she is although she might not be everyone's cup of tea.

In a respecful way your wife is really fit I reckon

You realise Addition only posted that after you changed your avi to you and her. I think it was you he's talking about Hurricane. I'd keep me eye on him if I was you.

Say what?

I don't swing that way, no I do not.

He can wank over me if he wants, although not literally if you catch my drift.
A lot of people talk **** over the net but I am what I am and proud and proud of my missus who is my dream girl and our beautiful son. Soppy I know but a lot of people would give their right arm to have what I've got.

I know many thought I was probably bull****ting when I said she was really fit, but to me she is although she might not be everyone's cup of tea.

Fair play to you Hurricane son. You should be proud and it sounds like yer a happy camper, and that's all that matters. **** what anyone else says. She's a pretty lass so she is.

He can wank over me if he wants, although not literally if you catch my drift.
A lot of people talk **** over the net but I am what I am and proud and proud of my missus who is my dream girl and our beautiful son. Soppy I know but a lot of people would give their right arm to have what I've got.

I know many thought I was probably bull****ting when I said she was really fit, but to me she is although she might not be everyone's cup of tea.

It doesn't matter everyone else thinks, the only opinion that matters is yours.

On that note, yeah she's fit.

Fair play to you Hurricane son. You should be proud and it sounds like yer a happy camper, and that's all that matters. **** what anyone else says. She's a pretty lass so she is.


Cheers Hoff, you watching the football tonight?

It doesn't matter everyone else thinks, the only opinion that matters is yours.

On that note, yeah she's fit.
exactly, hurricane you've got a lovely looking lass mate, plus a little nipper and hopefully another one on the way. Good stuff all round

I think most people in this lounge are pretty decent fellas, i enjoy posting here and i have a good crack which helps work go much quicker

On a side note hurricane :hitit:

Well 6'2.5 but I put 6'3 (as you do?) and a nicely filled out 225. Came back as 28.12 which is Welsh bull****. I got a slight beer belly but the bulk of the weight is distributed elsewhere, the cunts!

Like yer said though, they say that if yer've got an athletic frame and are a wee bit on the muscular side then it could be overestimated.

These welsh tarts need to sort it out though. We could ****ing have em for libel for calling you a fat cunt.

Like yer said though, they say that if yer've got an athletic frame and are a wee bit on the muscular side then it could be overestimated.

These welsh tarts need to sort it out though. We could ****ing have em for libel for calling you a fat cunt.

I'll bleedin ram a cork up all the sheep arse's in the valley. Then what will the cunts do?

Why are you fellas bashing the Welsh now?

I know we're easy targets but still.

Cheers Hoff, you watching the football tonight?
Aye, I'm off out in a minute and if I get back in time I probably will.

Youse lot are playing PSV tonight aint yer. Good luck with that.

I hope me beloved Villa beat the boro tonight. We need to win.
I'll bleedin ram a cork up all the sheep arse's in the valley. Then what will the cunts do?

They'll be well and truly ****ed so they will Southpaw. Shanus, D Hook and Peroxide wouldn't know what the cunt to do with themselves.

Why are you fellas bashing the Welsh now?

I know we're easy targets but still.

For that very reason. But you can bash the yanks if yer want, it's the line of abuse and it must continue.

Why are you fellas bashing the Welsh now?

I know we're easy targets but still.
its because you welsh lot are cunts i think

Yanks, welsh, we're not fussy are we southpaw. Whether it's sheep shaggers or fat yanks, the cunts are getting some stick.

Yanks, welsh, we're not fussy are we southpaw. Whether it's sheep shaggers or fat yanks, the cunts are getting some stick.


And if any of these Welsh or Yank ****ers also happen to be a ginge, well thats more power to us and a license to pwn.

Yanks, welsh, we're not fussy are we southpaw. Whether it's sheep shaggers or fat yanks, the cunts are getting some stick.

Or Gingers in denial?

Oh pwned

Or Gingers in denial?

Oh pwned

I think yer best abandon the better dead than red campaign, Hoff. Too much risk of friendly fire these days. Like fighting alongside the Yanks. Watch yer back, son.

Is it me or has Peroxide suddenly gone very quiet? Poor chap I liked him just not in the Dome. Hope he hasn't moved to bridgend.

And if any of these Welsh or Yank ****ers also happen to be a ginge, well thats more power to us and a license to pwn.
We're like James Pwn. We've got a license to pwn and we wont be held responsible for our actions. Our gadgets include the technologically advanced bad k weapon.

Who's gonna **** with us eh southpaw? They'd have to be bleeding stupid. Especially now we've got the Dogs of Pwn to call on.

Or Gingers in denial?

Oh pwned
It's been well and truly established that I am not a ginge, so shut it, tart.

I think yer best abandon the better dead than red campaign, Hoff. Too much risk of friendly fire these days. Like fighting alongside the Yanks. Watch yer back, son.
I'll take me chances southpaw. If I manage to take out a few ginges I'll be more than happy, and if I pick up a wee injury in the process, then so be it.
Is it me or has Peroxide suddenly gone very quiet? Poor chap I liked him just not in the Dome. Hope he hasn't moved to bridgend.
I liked him too. Bless him. He just wasn't cut out for the dome.

We're like James Pwn. We've got a license to pwn and we wont be held responsible for our actions. Our gadgets include the technologically advanced bad k weapon.

Who's gonna **** with us eh southpaw? They'd have to be bleeding stupid. Especially now we've got the Dogs of Pwn to call on.


It's been well and truly established that I am not a ginge, so shut it, tart.


Indeed me lover, anyone tries to mess with us they must be ready for a nasty poke with our karma sticks, a nasty bite from the pwnage hounds and also a curse of weeds to grow in their gardens by our beloved Alan. We're un-cunting-touchable, so we are.

**** YOU BOTH YOU PAIR OF CUNTS.....

YOU CANT MESS WITH ME, THE DOGS OF PWN CANT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:banana:

Indeed me lover, anyone tries to mess with us they must be ready for a nasty poke with our karma sticks, a nasty bite from the pwnage hounds and also a curse of weeds to grow in their gardens by our beloved Alan. We're un-cunting-touchable, so we are.

'AVE IT!!!

The ginges tried to take me down with their slander, but I came through unscathed so I did, and I'm ready to pwn another day. I just brush a pwn off and keep on coming. Like the Duke, I just will not be denied...and together (with our Lord Alan's help of course) we're bleeding unstoppable.

**** YOU BOTH YOU PAIR OF CUNTS.....

YOU CANT MESS WITH ME, THE DOGS OF PWN CANT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:banana:

Oi, beanpole, the Dogs of Pwn are good climbers you know. They'll scale yer summit and be biting yer nose in no time so they will.

Oi, beanpole, the Dogs of Pwn are good climbers you know. They'll scale yer summit and be biting yer nose in no time so they will.
many a dog has tried to climb this beanpole and non have succeeded. The weather up here is fooking harsh, not to mention the nosebleeds

many a dog has tried to climb this beanpole and non have succeeded. The weather up here is fooking harsh, not to mention the nosebleeds

It's ****in' altitude training for the Dogs of Pwn then. They'll get you yet so they will, don't you worry.

It's ****in' altitude training for the Dogs of Pwn then. They'll get you yet so they will, don't you worry.
they'll need to set a base camp up to fooking climb me, good luck to em though

they'll need to set a base camp up to fooking climb me, good luck to em though

These Dogs of Pwn will go where no dog has ever been before. **** Hilary and Tenzing, when me Dogs have planted their pwn on yer summit they'll be feted as the most daring canine adventurers the world has ever seen.

A team of dwarves all named Jack will chop yer down yer human beanstalk.

A team of dwarves all named Jack will chop yer down yer human beanstalk.

Did you get Exige and Versy to agree to do it then Southpaw? And to agree to being called Jack an all, well that was a coup eh...

Nice one :luvbed:

Did you get Exige and Versy to agree to do it then Southpaw? And to agree to being called Jack an all, well that was a coup eh...

Nice one :luvbed:


They couldn't refuse me darling, I did em' a few special favours. And the fact that versy (a black man) was impressed with me trousersnake was an added bonus.

A team of dwarves all named Jack will chop yer down yer human beanstalk.
its a good job i'm built like a brick **** house, these dogs and dwarves sound terrifying.......

i'll tred on these dwarves with my size 12's, i'll break out my caterpillars especially

Did you get Exige and Versy to agree to do it then Southpaw? And to agree to being called Jack an all, well that was a coup eh...

Nice one :luvbed:
exige, bless him. He weighs 3 stone ringing wet

exige, bless him. He weighs 3 stone ringing wet

3 and a half.. And he puts every ounce behind his deadly left hook. Yer thighs will be bruised for weeks.

That's it then tarts, it'll take teamwork, with the dogs of pwn, versy and exige working as one, but they'll climb the tower of Duran eventually. I've got faith.

I'm off out tarts.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

3 and a half.. And he puts every ounce behind his deadly left hook. Yer thighs will be bruised for weeks.
or my shins fella. The little mite will try his darnest though

That's it then tarts, it'll take teamwork, with the dogs of pwn, versy and exige working as one, but they'll climb the tower of Duran eventually. I've got faith.

I'm off out tarts.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Me too, babes. I need a curry.

tally ho :luvbed:

Awright me lovers, Laddie here, popping in to say hello.

I'm on a mate's computer at the mo as me computer did arrive but the cunt forget to send the operating system or the drivers/utilities discs.

Stupid tart.

It could be another week at least before I'm fully reunited with me beloved bum boys.

Nice to see you back. :kiss:

Awright me lovers, Laddie here, popping in to say hello.

I'm on a mate's computer at the mo as me computer did arrive but the cunt forget to send the operating system or the drivers/utilities discs.

Stupid tart.

It could be another week at least before I'm fully reunited with me beloved bum boys.


We're bleedin missing yer, Laddie. The sheets have never been so cold.. :puppy_dog

Nice to see you back. :kiss:

I've missed you too, babes. :luvbed:

We're bleedin missing yer, Laddie. The sheets have never been so cold.. :puppy_dog

Never fear, i'll be back to keep you warm soon enough.

So, what are the happenings round here? any new feuds?

We're bleedin missing yer, Laddie. The sheets have never been so cold.. :puppy_dog

Southpaw is cunting right there Laddie. Return yer sexy scottish arse to us as soon as possible, you tart. The Dogs of Pwn want to meet Oscar.

Fellas, I decided to go to the gym in the end, and I tell you what, I had a scare so I did. Me stomach still aint right and I thought that I'd bleeding gone and done it, but on further inspection, I realised that I just had a sweaty arse crack. Thank Alan for that eh...

Southpaw is cunting right there Laddie. Return yer sexy scottish arse to us as soon as possible, you tart. The Dogs of Pwn want to meet Oscar.

Fellas, I decided to go to the gym in the end, and I tell you what, I had a scare so I did. Me stomach still aint right and I thought that I'd bleeding gone and done it, but on further inspection, I realised that I just had a sweaty arse crack. Thank Alan for that eh...


I'm gonna start popping back to me boxing gym, babes. That cunting stats site has had me pissed off all day. I have refused to touch me packet of crisps tonight and thats a cunting first. :nonono:

I've missed you too, babes. :luvbed:



Never fear, i'll be back to keep you warm soon enough.

So, what are the happenings round here? any new feuds?

Kaygay and Annie have been banned, but what's new there eh.

There was a malicious rumour going round that I had ginger chest hair, so I had to post a picture of me sexy chest to silence the cunts.

KingDosia went off on one again. That was fun for about a minute.

Versy has returned, but he's much more humble now....it won't last.




Are you well laddie?

What's all this ginger chest hair malarky, Hoff? Did some noob get uppity?

I'm gonna start popping back to me boxing gym, babes. That cunting stats site has had me pissed off all day. I have refused to touch me packet of crisps tonight and thats a cunting first. :nonono:

Gobble those bastard crisps up southpaw. Don't let the cunting welsh sods get to you...and if you go back to yer boxing gym, give em hell for us...

Gobble those bastard crisps up southpaw. Don't let the cunting welsh sods get to you...and if you go back to yer boxing gym, give em hell for us...

Fair enough, I'll do both, babes. And I'll have another beer because I'm worth it.

And Laddie, if any cunt mentions the Hoff being a ginge, tell the slag to do one.

What's all this ginger chest hair malarky, Hoff? Did some noob get uppity?

I posted a pic of meself with a wee bit of me chest hair showing, and some cunts started saying I had a ginger carpet on me cunting chest. Well it was dark and they were mistaken, so I had to post a proper pic to clear the matter up so I did.

I blame the gingers that have flooded into the limey lounge recently. They want it to be ok to be a ginge so they try and say that I am, but it's not gonna happen laddie.

Better dead than red, that's still me motto.

Kaygay and Annie have been banned, but what's new there eh.

There was a malicious rumour going round that I had ginger chest hair, so I had to post a picture of me sexy chest to silence the cunts.

KingDosia went off on one again. That was fun for about a minute.

Versy has returned, but he's much more humble now....it won't last.




Are you well laddie?

Ah, i see.

I can't complain, darling. Except about me lack of computer access.

I've stepped up me drinking though, all in the name of Frank.

Ah, i see.

I can't complain, darling. Except about me lack of computer access.

I've stepped up me drinking though, all in the name of Frank.

Good man :luvbed:

I have too. I've been off work these last couple of weeks so don't have to worry about going in the next day with a hangover. I've been getting through some stella so I have. Frank will proud.

I hope you get yer computer access back soon me darling.

Did yer see the Gaye fight, Laddie?

I only managed a quarter of a can before it was over.

Good man :luvbed:

I have too. I've been off work these last couple of weeks so don't have to worry about going in the next day with a hangover. I've been getting through some stella so I have. Frank will proud.

I hope you get yer computer access back soon me darling.

I'll get it back and i'll become twice the poster i am now.

Noobs will run in fear at the sight of me beer belly and me bum boy antics.

I'll even tame the Dosia's anger and turn him into a mute ***** cat.

I'll train Versy, he'll get a PHD and pwn Kayjay on Mastermind.

I'll give Annie Hair, 2nd to Nonce an indestructible liver and if Smokin' truly wants a twin, what will i do? i'll give him cuntin one that's what.

For what am i?

I'm Laddie mark 2 - bigger, better, drunker, wiser. I am omnipotent and omniscient.

If Super Tuggers dares to take my woman, i shall simply wipe him from e-existence.

Did yer see the Gaye fight, Laddie?

I only managed a quarter of a can before it was over.

I saw it darling.

Biggest fight since Benn-Eubank my arse.

I was pissed during it darling and when it was all over after 2 seconds i thought what a cuntin' let down and ****ed off to bed.

The Gaye can hit though can't he? it was never in doubt, but who could he hurt in the heavyweight division?

I hear Rahman is his possible next opponent.

I'll get it back and i'll become twice the poster i am now.

Noobs will run in fear at the sight of me beer belly and me bum boy antics.

I'll even tame the Dosia's anger and turn him into a mute ***** cat.

I'll train Versy, he'll get a PHD and pwn Kayjay on Mastermind.

I'll give Annie Hair, 2nd to Nonce an indestructible liver and if Smokin' truly wants a twin, what will i do? i'll give him cuntin one that's what.

For what am i?

I'm Laddie mark 2 - bigger, better, drunker, wiser. I am omnipotent and omniscient.

If Super Tuggers dares to take my woman, i shall simply wipe him from e-existence.

Alan bless you me darling. We await yer return with rigid trousersnakes.

Will you make Erbad 'the blood' interesting though, that is the bloody question?

Alan bless you me darling. We await yer return with rigid trousersnakes.

Will you make Erbad 'the blood' interesting though, that is the bloody question?

All things should be possible, but alas, that is not. If i made him interesting the dimensions would splinter, ******s would become crackaz, Msa****brain would become Shakespeare, Bum boys would become turgid **** nuts, Stella would become bacardi.

Tis why Alan gave us all free will. Things must be in balance.

All things should be possible, but alas, that is not. If i made him interesting the dimensions would splinter, ******s would become crackaz, Msa****brain would become Shakespeare, Bum boys would become turgid **** nuts, Stella would become bacardi.

Tis why Alan gave us all free will. Things must be in balance.

The universe would surely crumble and if that lad suddenly became interesting, you are right me darling. The moon would come hurtling down and crash into the earth. The only thing that could save us would be KingDosia nutting the ****ing moon right back into space.

Who's your money on between Marquez and Pacquiao, darling?

Who's your money on between Marquez and Pacquiao, darling?

Marquez on points by split decision. I reckon it'll be close so it shall...but I aint betting on that.

Marquez on points by split decision. I reckon it'll be close so it shall...but I aint betting on that.

Aye, i got Marquez meself. I put some e-points on the line, but i would never part with beer money on this fight.

I hope Marquez beats Pacquiao just to shut some of the Pinoys up.

Aye, i got Marquez meself. I put some e-points on the line, but i would never part with beer money on this fight.

I hope Marquez beats Pacquiao just to shut some of the Pinoys up.

I'd love to see Marquez win. I'd go and celebrate in the pinoy lounge and have a right knees up.

I saw it darling.

Biggest fight since Benn-Eubank my arse.

I was pissed during it darling and when it was all over after 2 seconds i thought what a cuntin' let down and ****ed off to bed.

The Gaye can hit though can't he? it was never in doubt, but who could he hurt in the heavyweight division?

I hear Rahman is his possible next opponent.


Well Rahman shouldn't be too much of a problem. His first few heavyweight fights will be against fellas who he knows he can beat.

Klit is the main goal apparently and with his punch he could surely shatter the glass chinned Ukraine. Someone just needs to tell the fella to keep his cunting left up.

good to see you back oasis my man....

however the only real change you need to hear about is my rise to a high rank around this place. Hoff will inform you of the details, but his dogs of pwn are scared of my lanky sweatness :banana:

Well Rahman shouldn't be too much of a problem. His first few heavyweight fights will be against fellas who he knows he can beat.

Klit is the main goal apparently and with his punch he could surely shatter the glass chinned Ukraine. Someone just needs to tell the fella to keep his cunting left up.

Aye, i'd see Wlad jabbing and pawing this **** out of him and knocking him out.

I'd give him a chance against the lower tier heavyweights, but against the champs - he gets knocked out.

good to see you back oasis my man....

however the only real change you need to hear about is my rise to a high rank around this place. Hoff will inform you of the details, but his dogs of pwn are scared of my lanky sweatness :banana:

Have you ran with the baton then? and cracked it around the skulls of the supposed top pwners?

Have you ran with the baton then? and cracked it around the skulls of the supposed top pwners?
theres been a mafia style take-over mate, thats all you need to know.... lets just say i whacked a couple of the supposed untouchables

Laddie, we've discovered that Duran is 6'5 and 15 stone, and he sweats like a bastard so he does. His armpits are fountains.

A man like that has even got the dogs of pwn worried.

theres been a mafia style take-over mate, thats all you need to know.... lets just say i whacked a couple of the supposed untouchables

I need to see this, darling. I love a good pwn beat down. Got a link?

Laddie, we've discovered that Duran is 6'5 and 15 stone, and he sweats like a bastard so he does. His armpits are fountains.

A man like that has even got the dogs of pwn worried.

**** me! Me 5"10 frame would be crushed if the big fella sat on me. Although the fact that i weigh almost 13 stone says something about me beer belly.

If those fountains sweat Stella, then he can brush passed me on a packed, overcrowded train anyday.

**** me! Me 5"10 frame would be crushed if the big fella sat on me. Although the fact that i weigh almost 13 stone says something about me beer belly.

If those fountains sweat Stella, then he can brush passed me on a packed, overcrowded train anyday.

And we thought the Bringer was the only lanky cunt round these parts. Who knew? We'll have to inquire about the flavour of his sweat though.

Laddie, it just struck me that you haven't been introduced to the dogs of pwn yet. Here they are:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=168558

i dont have a link, however i have firmly established myself as a bigtime player. Even the dogs of pwn are worried to take me on, the threat of altitude poisoning and leakage have rendered them useless

Hoff has been on the backfoot bless him with his ginger chest, the welsh lads had him going for a while but he re-established himself as top cunt this week

Awright me lovers, Laddie here, popping in to say hello.

I'm on a mate's computer at the mo as me computer did arrive but the cunt forget to send the operating system or the drivers/utilities discs.

Stupid tart.

It could be another week at least before I'm fully reunited with me beloved bum boys.

Nice to have you back laddie.:kiss:

****ing gutted so I am, ****ing penalties.

Nice to have you back laddie.:kiss:

****ing gutted so I am, ****ing penalties.
as soon as pascal stepped up i knew that dozy cunt would miss

as soon as pascal stepped up i knew that dozy cunt would miss

Yeah me too. Pissed off because we weren't outclassed at all and Jenas could have won it for us. Never mind at least we won one trophy this season.

And we thought the Bringer was the only lanky cunt round these parts. Who knew? We'll have to inquire about the flavour of his sweat though.

Laddie, it just struck me that you haven't been introduced to the dogs of pwn yet. Here they are:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=168558

Good show, Hoff.

Far too many average talents running around. Have they ripped any cunt limb from untalented e-limb yet?

I blame Jenas though. If he'd have banged it in it would have been all over. The cunt. ****ing **** penalty, at the perfect height for the keeper.

I blame Jenas though. If he'd have banged it in it would have been all over. The cunt. ****ing **** penalty, at the perfect height for the keeper.

Was a **** penalty indeed. What a save by the keeper in the last seconds of extra time though.

Good show, Hoff.

Far too many average talents running around. Have they ripped any cunt limb from untalented e-limb yet?

They had a nibble at Hurricane and Duran, and then they ate Peroxide alive. Vicious cunts they are. Once they've had their altitude training they'll make a full scale assault on Duran.

Nice to have you back laddie.:kiss:

****ing gutted so I am, ****ing penalties.

Commiserations, babe.

Must be feeling hard done by.

You've just to take it on the chin ( as a bishop said to peroxide ) though and drink like there's no tomorrow.

They had a nibble at Hurricane and Duran, and then they ate Peroxide alive. Vicious cunts they are. Once they've had their altitude training they'll make a full scale assault on Duran.

Have they made the venture out of Limey territory yet? I wouldn't mind seeing an obnoxious yank get gulped up for dinner.

Have they made the venture out of Limey territory yet? I wouldn't mind seeing an obnoxious yank get gulped up for dinner.

It's just a matter of time before they swallow 2nd to nonce whole. Now that would be a cunting achievement eh, given the size of the cunt.

It's just a matter of time before they swallow 2nd to nonce whole. Now that would be a cunting achievement eh, given the size of the cunt.

An all you can eat buffet, eh. That should keep them happy.

What was the final score with Villa, darling?

An all you can eat buffet, eh. That should keep them happy.

What was the final score with Villa, darling?

1-1.

Bollocks and cunt, ****, fanny. We needed to win that one.

1-1.

Bollocks and cunt, ****, fanny. We needed to win that one.

Same here, darling.

Me beloved Celts drew with Dundee Utd at home and Rangers could go 6 PTS clear at the top now.

Bloody tarts.

You have always got to be optimistic, but do you think your lot have blown the chance now to get that last Champions League spot?

Same here, darling.

Me beloved Celts drew with Dundee Utd at home and Rangers could go 6 PTS clear at the top now.

Bloody tarts.

You have always got to be optimistic, but do you think your lot have blown the chance now to get that last Champions League spot?

Hard luck laddie. I thought your lot would beat Dundee.

I reckon we have me dear. Those scouse cunts seem to be on a roll now and it'll be hard to catch em. It's the UEFA for us now.

I'm off to bed fellas. Me beer has run out :(

Laddie me lover. Sort yer cunting computer out and return to us sharpish.

Shag yer later tarts :luvbed:

I'm off to bed fellas. Me beer has run out :(

Laddie me lover. Sort yer cunting computer out and return to us sharpish.

Shag yer later tarts :luvbed:

Sleep well, me lover.

G'night, babes

:luvbed:

G'night, babes

:luvbed:

You been drinking tonight, Lover?

You been drinking tonight, Lover?


That I have, babes. A night without drink is like a curry without a side order of poppadoms. Something is cunting missing.

That I have, babes. A night without drink is like a curry without a side order of poppadoms. Something is cunting missing.

It was me that was cuntin' missing. Sorry i missed your answer, babes.

I was at the window trying to entice some ladies up, but to no avail.

It was me that was cuntin' missing. Sorry i missed your answer, babes.

I was at the window trying to entice some ladies up, but to no avail.

It seems lady luck was missing also. You'll get em' next time, Laddie.

It seems lady luck was missing also. You'll get em' next time, Laddie.

I shagged lady luck, Babes. And then ignored her. Probably why she has an agenda against me.

I shagged lady luck, Babes. And then ignored her. Probably why she has an agenda against me.

Speaking of which, remember that bird from the bank I took out last month? Tomorrow night I'm having another crack at the slag. She don't like Stella but I got me back up plans.
I just will not be denied and I don't stop kicking til I've scored a goal.

Speaking of which, remember that bird from the bank I took out last month? Tomorrow night I'm having another crack at the slag. She don't like Stella but I got me back up plans.
I just will not be denied and I don't stop kicking til I've scored a goal.

She must've liked what she saw.

She must've liked what she saw.

I hid versy in me pants, Laddie.

I hid versy in me pants, Laddie.

You'd better toss him then, when she wants to discuss Kant, descartes, or Russell.

You just better be 100% Southpaw.

You'd better toss him then, when she wants to discuss Kant, descartes, or Russell.

You just better be 100% Southpaw.

You're right, I best get me beauty and brain sleep.

G'night me lover

:luvbed:

Southpaw, i feel dirty picking Mayweather against those fighters.

Great fighter but what a ****.

The Stinger has scored, get in.

The Stinger has scored, get in.

The bank bird?

Nice one Southpaw, good job my son.

On another note, I've just spilled some of me stella. Do you forgive me?

Tell us about the bird though southpaw, what's she like?

The bank bird?

Nice one Southpaw, good job my son.

On another note, I've just spilled some of me stella. Do you forgive me?

Tell us about the bird though southpaw, what's she like?

Doin' a posh bird has been on me list for some time, babes. Well worth the wait I say. I deposited a fair amount so I did.

And never mind the beer, babes. I left me cunting phone at her place, if she looks at the pics on it I'll be well and truely ****ed. She said she'll bring it round tomorrow, but I think I'll drive round and get it now. I won't sleep otherwise.

Doin' a posh bird has been on me list for some time, babes. Well worth the wait I say. I deposited a fair amount so I did.

And never mind the beer, babes. I left me cunting phone at her place, if she looks at the pics on it I'll be well and truely ****ed. She said she'll bring it round tomorrow, but I think I'll drive round and get it now. I won't sleep otherwise.

I would darling. Curiosity will get the better of her in the end.

You did well southpaw. It sounds like you made a fine deposit there.

I would darling. Curiosity will get the better of her in the end.

You did well southpaw. It sounds like you made a fine deposit there.

I'm glad thats cunting sorted.

I opened a good account today, babes. I'll make sure I make plenty more deposits in the future.

I need a Stella to calm down.

I'm glad thats cunting sorted.

I opened a good account today, babes. I'll make sure I make plenty more deposits in the future.

I need a Stella to calm down.

If she's gonna look after yer interests then I'd make all yer deposits with her in the near future if i was you southpaw.

Good show :luvbed:

I'm off to bed me dear. Wish me luck with the nags tomorrow.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

If she's gonna look after yer interests then I'd make all yer deposits with her in the near future if i was you southpaw.

Good show :luvbed:

I'm off to bed me dear. Wish me luck with the nags tomorrow.

Shag yer later :luvbed:


Sleep well, me lover

:luvbed:

Is it true, Southpaw, that because most posh birds are quite prude and reserved socially, that they turn into sexual tyrants in the bedroom, always demanding more more MORE!!?

Is it true, Southpaw, that because most posh birds are quite prude and reserved socially, that they turn into sexual tyrants in the bedroom, always demanding more more MORE!!?


Spot on, Laddie, spot on. I knew I was doing the right thing pursuing that tart.

Was she swinging from the crystal chandeliers screaming "Do me, you big dirty common brute. DO ME!!".

I'd imagine that's how it went.

Was she swinging from the crystal chandeliers screaming "Do me, you big dirty common brute. DO ME!!".

I'd imagine that's how it went.

Pretty much, Laddie. I take it you were the one rustling in the bushes outside?

Pretty much, Laddie. I take it you were the one rustling in the bushes outside?

That was me, darling. You don't mind do you?

That was me, darling. You don't mind do you?

Not at all, me lover. In fact I tried harder cos I thought you might be watching. I was trying to impressive you much more than that cash counting tart.

Fackin' 'ell, fellas. Two *****-ass cold sores have materialised out of thin cuntin' air and set up house either side of me top lip.

Everytime i go to drink from me cans it's excruciating.

These bastards should know by now that nothing stops me from drinking me lager.

Fackin' 'ell, fellas. Two *****-ass cold sores have materialised out of thin cuntin' air and set up house either side of me top lip.

Everytime i go to drink from me cans it's excruciating.

These bastards should know by now that nothing stops me from drinking me lager.

Thoughtless tarts the both of em. There should be laws against cunts like that squatting on yer top lip.

Laddie, I went to the bookies today and won a tenner. Now it's only a tenner mind, but if me luck keeps up like this I'm gonna tell those tarts who employ me to **** right off.

Hoffy - professional gambler. It's got a nice ring to it, don't yer think?

You're on a roll, darling, an absolute cuntin' roll. These are the days to bet bet bet.

A shame Britain doesn't have it's own version of Las Vegas otherwise you would have made an absolute ****ing killin', that's for sure.

All we've got is Blackpool pier and those machines were you put a pound coin in and hope it pushes all the other pound coins over the edge.

You're on a roll, darling, an absolute cuntin' roll. These are the days to bet bet bet.

A shame Britain doesn't have it's own version of Las Vegas otherwise you would have made an absolute ****ing killin', that's for sure.

All we've got is Blackpool pier and those machines were you put a pound coin in and hope it pushes all the other pound coins over the edge.

I should enter one of those televised poker competitions. I'd cause a right commotion so I would: "I'll match your 50 quid, and raise you a jaffa cake"...those po-faced slags wouldn't know what to do would they.

I used to love those pound coin machines laddie. Top cunting class they were when I was a nipper. Those mechanical grabber thingamebobs where you had to pick up a teddy or some **** were crap though weren't they. I never once got anything.

You could never grasp anything with that ****ing claw.

Them pound coin machines were great until you put your 12th pound coin in and the whole sea of pound coins would mock you by dangling on the brink and never going over, so you'd kick the ****er for it's cheek and the alarm would go off. Then as quick as a flash you'd grab as many pound coins as possible, dive between two big fat Dosia look-alike bouncers and run off into the sunset.

Only to find later that you only grasped about 7 quid.

You could never grasp anything with that ****ing claw.

Them pound coin machines were great until you put your 12th pound coin in and the whole sea of pound coins would mock you by dangling on the brink and never going over, so you'd kick the ****er for it's cheek and the alarm would go off. Then as quick as a flash you'd grab as many pound coins as possible, dive between two big fat Dosia look-alike bouncers and run off into the sunset.

Only to find later that you only grasped about 7 quid.

****ers weren't they. The Dosia look-alikes that is. What's a few quid to them eh...do us a favour and mind your own, cunt. I put 12 quid down that scamming ****box and i want it back, to which the fat tarts should reply "Fair enough then son, I'll turn the cameras off and you grab what you can".

Ah, wouldn't it be an ideal shagging world.

You watching the little fellas tonight laddie?

I'll be attempting to stay up and watch them, but all this cuntin' 5 in the morning malarky does me tits in.

I'll be attempting to stay up and watch them, but all this cuntin' 5 in the morning malarky does me tits in.

Me too. I might try and get some kip and set me alarm to wake up before it starts, but when I wake up at that time I'm a tired and grumpy cunt and end up throwing the alarm at the wall and thinking to meself "ah, i'll just download the fight tomorrow", then going back to the land of nod.

Fat yank bastards. These HBO cunts are deliberating trying to ruin our sleeping pattern I reckon.

Me too. I might try and get some kip and set me alarm to wake up before it starts, but when I wake up at that time I'm a tired and grumpy cunt and end up throwing the alarm at the wall and thinking to meself "ah, i'll just download the fight tomorrow", then going back to the land of nod.

Fat yank bastards. These HBO cunts are deliberating trying to ruin our sleeping pattern I reckon.

It's a pisser.

When we hold fights in Britain you'd expect the Yanks to return the favour so to speak by having to stay up all night, but the cunts get to watch Haye-Maccarinelli in the cuntin' evening, round the barbecue, when the sun is still shining and negrons are being hung from trees.

They should fit their lives around our cuntin' schedule. Not the other way around.

It's a pisser.

When we hold fights in Britain you'd expect the Yanks to return the favour so to speak by having to stay up all night, but the cunts get to watch Haye-Maccarinelli in the cuntin' evening, round the barbecue, when the sun is still shining and negrons are being hung from trees.

They should fit their lives around our cuntin' schedule. Not the other way around.

Yes siree, can you imagine the cunts if they had to stay up all night though. Instead of "those brit f.ags need to cum ova heer to proov demselves" it'd be "those brit f.ags need to cum ova heer so I can get sum damn sleep yo. Dem green teef *****es be fiteing at stoopid times".

I can imagine them and it's not a pretty sight; sweating and stuffing doughnuts into their mouths in the war room, thinking of ways to massacre thousands of innocent people just to help their **** economy.

All because the boxing is showin at night time. The same colour as the Nigs.

Cunts.

I can imagine them and it's not a pretty sight; sweating and stuffing doughnuts into their mouths in the war room, thinking of ways to massacre thousands of innocent people just to help their **** economy.

All because the boxing is showin at night time. The same colour as the Nigs.

Cunts.

Here's how the yanks will take it laddie:

Yo, dose limeys, U fink we should nuke em as well?

Why dude, that blair whos dere Tryminister is like totally nice to us

Dey make us watch da boxing at stoopid times. Dat **** dont fly with me

dey got any oil?

Dont fink so, but dem green teefs got weapons of masturbation...I mean mass destruction, my bad

Hell yeah, den it's on. *High five*. Only we should have weapons of masturbation. Dem green teefs are getting wiped off the map.

Totally dude. In fact lets nuke every cuntry in europe, apart from australia, I like dem australians.

Ill eat a donut to that.

Too late. I just ate yours.

U greedy bastard. Dat was my special 100th donut of the day. I was saving it yo. u best go hide now, I'ma pop a cap in yo ass for dat...

*Pulls out gun*

Things could get messy laddie.

Here's how the yanks will take it laddie:


















Things could get messy laddie.

Gawd bless America, eh.

Gawd bless America, eh.

That Christian God fella might bless em, but our Alan would spit in their eye as soon as look at em.

That Christian God fella might bless em, but our Alan would spit in their eye as soon as look at em.

Tis why we worship at the feet of Almighty Alan.

ALAN AKBAR!

Tis why we worship at the feet of Almighty Alan.

ALAN AKBAR!

We're on the path to enlightenment so we are laddie. Granted, Frank is further along the path than us, but we're getting there.

We're on the path to enlightenment so we are laddie. Granted, Frank is further along the path than us, but we're getting there.

We're hanging from his greasy locks as he hurtles forward into martyrdom.

We're hanging from his greasy locks as he hurtles forward into martyrdom.

The nits aren't that good at the old art of conversation are they laddie? I tried to have a chin wag with the cunts to pass the time while I was hanging from Franks locks but they just weren't interested. I'm glad I've got you for company in his barnet so I am.

sup limey lounge

Sup, Duggie? Who you got winning tonight?

Marquez by decision, If I wasn't skint I'd have a flutter on it you?

Aye, i got little Manuel meself.

I just had an e-flutter on this fight. Too close to call to be laying some real cash down IMO.

yeh all these elite pygmys fighting one another makes for a close contest

Love me some pygmy fights.

The only thing better is monkey knife fights.

Love me some pygmy fights.

The only thing better is monkey knife fights.

Versy been swinging swinging the trusty machete around again?

He's brutal that lad, absolutely brutal.

Versy been swinging swinging the trusty machete around again?

He's brutal that lad, absolutely brutal.

He realised his fists couldn't do the talking.

He realised his fists couldn't do the talking.

Mute ****ers aint they, his fists.

If Versy read a book, would his brain internally combust?

Do you think he needs to build it up slowly? Maybe start by reading a **** mag or two, then maybe an instruction manual, then possibly a newspaper and slowly work his way up to a novel.

It's too much for our Versy really, isn't it. I think we've always asked too much of him.

He's a lower life form and lower life forms can't read, Hoff.

Did me cunting ears, decieve me? Did I hear that the pygmies are fighting at 5 am? **** that I'll watch the replay tomorrow.

He's a lower life form and lower life forms can't read, Hoff.

Addy told me we were all aliens though :(

Did Addy lie to me? :puppy_dog

That he did.

Addison is a right freak, a good looking one at that though

That he did.
What a cunt. I'm having words with him about that.

He also told me Gomez is gonna KO Cotto and I should bet me life savings on it.

I won't believe him again you know. He's made me look like a right tart, I've been going round telling everyone that they were living in denial and that the matrix was a ****ing documentary.

Addison is a right freak, a good looking one at that though
A dippy dish, that's what our Addy is.

What a cunt. I'm having words with him about that.

He also told me Gomez is gonna KO Cotto and I should bet me life savings on it.

I won't believe him again you know. He's made me look like a right tart, I've been going round telling everyone that they were living in denial and that the matrix was a ****ing documentary.


A dippy dish, that's what our Addy is.

I'm assuming you know who he is, and yup he is a ****ing dish better than that transexual ****ing jew from Chernobyl

I'm assuming you know who he is, and yup he is a ****ing dish better than that transexual ****ing jew from Chernobyl

Every cunt knows who he is now don't they? It's the worst bloody secret ever.

..and you're right so you are. In terms of dishiness:

The dippy dish > the jew from chernobyl.

the Jew can take me up the a jacksie anyday though Hoff, if I didn't have the catman I'd fly to Jew land for a quickie now and then

I'm ignorant to Addison's true identity. I must have been camping during this peridod of revelation.

the Jew can take me up the a jacksie anyday though Hoff, if I didn't have the catman I'd fly to Jew land for a quickie now and then
Fair enough. Those catteries are expensive aint they and the catman wouldn't like it anyway.

One day we'll bring the jew over here for a bit of how's yer father, and tell him to bring Rockin as well, for the big fight with Exige.
I'm ignorant to Addison's true identity. I must have been camping during this peridod of revelation.
I told you ages ago Laddie. You must have forgot.

Laddie, get in team classic. Bringer wants a bleeding menage a trois so he does.

someone get me into team classic please or I'll exspose the pics I have of the Bald one

I must have. 'cos i ain't got a cuntin' clue. I hope this isn't the earliest case of Alzheimer's in recorded history.

A bum boy menage a trois you say? i'm on me way.

someone get me into team classic please or I'll exspose the pics I have of the Bald one

The bald one and the other team classic higher ups aren't taking any new members for a while I think Duggie. You'd have to speak to the bald one about what's what though. I just snuck in the back door so I did, as is me custom.

**** me! i thought Marquez boxed the **** out of Pacquiao. I had it 116-112 for Marquez the first time out and i'm re-scoring the fight again as i watch the replay on setanta.

Christ the whole site has gone crazy. Haven't seen the match yet, was up watching F1. Hopefully I can find the fight on Youtube.

After re-watching the fight i think i was being a little biased the first time as i wanted Marquez to knock Pacquiao's eyes straight.

Second time around: 114-113 for Marquez.

After re-watching the fight i think i was being a little biased the first time as i wanted Marquez to knock Pacquiao's eyes straight.

Second time around: 114-113 for Marquez.

Aye, I reckon Marquez got it laddie.

You see one of the judges gave Pacquiao the 12th round? The cunt must have had a few bevvies by then.

I'm gonna watch the fight again meself in a bit.

I ain't complaining, Pac Man won me a drink, so he did.

150000 Pts down the ****ter.

Still, it's nothing when compared to Annie's loss of 1.8 million.

Atleast you got points, i've got **** all.

Get it down yer, Addition, me lover.

How generous of you, ta babes :kiss:

Just finished watching the fight, Marquez won by atleats a 114-113 margin, he made manny look silly at times with his crisp counter punching

Guy's,

Anyone know what happened to Raging Bull?

Guy's,

Anyone know what happened to Raging Bull?

Haven't seen the fella in a few months. Miss the guy.

Wasn't he studying to become a pilot? I'd imagine that would be taking up all of his time.

Wasn't he studying to become a pilot? I'd imagine that would be taking up all of his time.

A passenger airline pilot or RAF pilot?

Passenger Airline.

Passenger Airline.

I bailed out at the twenty minuters', Laddie. For me a choice between flying a few thousand tons of steel through the air or having a pint, can only go one way.

Pint > flight.

Yer cuntin' right so you are.

why dont you fly the plane drunk? most pilots seem to do that these days

best of both worlds then fellas....

Pint > flight.

Yer cuntin' right so you are.

And with that I need to fly to me local off license and stock up on cans. How many cans of Stella do yer reckon is good for a tuesday night, babes?

And with that I need to fly to me local off license and stock up on cans. How many cans of Stella do yer reckon is good for a tuesday night, babes?

Nothing short of a dozen, and even then it may not be enough.

why dont you fly the plane drunk? most pilots seem to do that these days

best of both worlds then fellas....

I wouldn't want to get any points on me pilots license. Them air cloud police are right fussy cunts. "Yer didn't signal when yer decended a thousand feet" "yer went over the sound barrier" etc

the cunts

Nothing short of a dozen, and even then it may not be enough.

I'll do what I can, Laddie.

Haven't seen the fella in a few months. Miss the guy.

Yeah me too.

Wherever he his he should have access to the Internet though?

Do do do do do dodo dodo do do do do!

Fellas, i was thinking of doing an Easy_Maz parody alt with a picture of some Islamic extremists as an avatar and the user title: Illiterate terrorist.

He'd also have "Misspelling my way to a Jihad" and "In the name of Allah.....i shall misplace apostrophes" in his signature.

His posts would be absolutely indiscernible apart from the odd hate filled sentence. A typical reply would read like this:


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fkweajfkemnfkeamnf wakjfoweiajfiwajf wkfjpwaofjpoawjf
wkfnwlakffw death to the infidels kjlkdjesiodjenmde dwdjwoidjpwiajd
wdnoiawndoiwad kwajdpiawjdwamdp eowidjioewjdoiwendoiwendoiw
ekjnfkwenfoewnfonewofiejfipjeif the West will burn iejhdoiehfdoiehfoihe
ekjfnweoknfokwe.

Thoughts?

Do do do do do dodo dodo do do do do!

Fellas, i was thinking of doing an Easy_Maz parody alt with a picture of some Islamic extremists as an avatar and the user title: Illiterate terrorist.

He'd also have "Misspelling my way to a Jihad" and "In the name of Allah.....i shall misplace apostrophes" in his signature.

His posts would be absolutely indiscernible apart from the odd hate filled sentence. A typical reply would read like this:


ajsdlana laejwmdkawmfe; l,wd;lmweaofjpad wjdaiewjdipwaejfaw
fkweajfkemnfkeamnf wakjfoweiajfiwajf wkfjpwaofjpoawjf
wkfnwlakffw death to the infidels kjlkdjesiodjenmde dwdjwoidjpwiajd
wdnoiawndoiwad kwajdpiawjdwamdp eowidjioewjdoiwendoiwendoiw
ekjnfkwenfoewnfonewofiejfipjeif the West will burn iejhdoiehfdoiehfoihe
ekjfnweoknfokwe.

Thoughts?

After seven cans I say this is a good idea. I'll give yer me second opinion in another five cans.

Cheers, lover. Your input is always appreciated.

Cheers, lover. Your input is always appreciated.


No problem, babes. You gave me the confidence to purchase 12 Stellas today. It's only right that I return encouragement with encouragment.

The shop was out of Stella when i went. Had to get 16 bottles of Grolsch instead.

I think easy has blown himself up in some jewish marketplace, not seen him in a while

The shop was out of Stella when i went. Had to get 16 bottles of Grolsch instead.

Meh, alcohol is alcohol. :beerchug:

True, but i love me stella.

A bastard cold sore has just emerged on me bottom lip, Laddie. I hate the cunts. I always get one a year and I guess this is me time.

I got two ( that are still there ) on me bottom lip two days ago.

****ers, ain't they?

I got two ( that are still there ) on me bottom lip two days ago.

****ers, ain't they?

What do I do, Laddie? The Stella is hurting me, but I can't stop drinking it.

What do I do, Laddie? The Stella is hurting me, but I can't stop drinking it.

The only thing you can do...


Drink through the pain.

Stiff upper lip Southpaw...and tell the bottom lip and that bleeding cold sore to **** right off.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

Fellas, i was thinking of doing an Easy_Maz parody alt with a picture of some Islamic extremists as an avatar and the user title: Illiterate terrorist.

He'd also have "Misspelling my way to a Jihad" and "In the name of Allah.....i shall misplace apostrophes" in his signature.

His posts would be absolutely indiscernible apart from the odd hate filled sentence. A typical reply would read like this:


ajsdlana laejwmdkawmfe; l,wd;lmweaofjpad wjdaiewjdipwaejfaw
fkweajfkemnfkeamnf wakjfoweiajfiwajf wkfjpwaofjpoawjf
wkfnwlakffw death to the infidels kjlkdjesiodjenmde dwdjwoidjpwiajd
wdnoiawndoiwad kwajdpiawjdwamdp eowidjioewjdoiwendoiwendoiw
ekjnfkwenfoewnfonewofiejfipjeif the West will burn iejhdoiehfdoiehfoihe
ekjfnweoknfokwe.

Thoughts?

Thoughts, Hoff?

Thoughts, Hoff?

It's a good'un laddie. Get him up and running and I'll pump him full of good k.

I'll bide my time and strike when the time is right.

I've been flicking through the TV channels for about half a ****in' hour! why isn't there anything on?

There are more channels than programs now.

True.

****ing cunts!

I'm watching Jeremy Paxman on two. If that cunt ever stepped into the thunderdome he could do some serious damage.

Remember his interview with Galloway? when Galloway was asking why Paxman wouldn't congratulate him on winning the constituency and then went on a rant about people with "blacker faces"

Galloway's own words > "They voted for me, Jeremy, and their faces are much blacker" or words thereabouts.

Paxman: "Mr. GALLOWAY!"

Good stuff.

Remember his interview with Galloway? when Galloway was asking why Paxman wouldn't congratulate him on winning the constituency and then went on a rant about people with "blacker faces"

Galloway's own words > "They voted for me, Jeremy, and their faces are much blacker" or words thereabouts.

Paxman: "Mr. GALLOWAY!"

Good stuff.
Galloway's a cunt aint he. I mean I know he loves Saddam, which is admirable as I love the Alan worshipper too, and have got huge respect for his indefatigable weapon of mass destruction that he keeps in his pants, but Jesus, I hate that Galloway cunt.

He pwnd the US senate and he's a Celtic fan - for those two alone, he'll always have a place in me heart, but yes, he is a cunt.

He pwnd the US senate and he's a Celtic fan - for those two alone, he'll always have a place in me heart, but yes, he is a cunt.

Aye, give the cunt his due: Galloway, KO1, US senate....and he's a celtic fan as well.

Still, that tart can pretend to be a cat all he likes but I'd never let him sit on me lap, or stroke the purring slag.

WTF was he thinking? at least someone like John Mccririck had the decency to go on Celebrity Big Brother and reduce Caprice to tears.

WTF was he thinking? at least someone like John Mccririck had the decency to go on Celebrity Big Brother and reduce Caprice to tears.

Aye. The McCririck fella must be complimented for his efforts in that regard...and also for his pants, which looked like they didn't have enough support for him actually. Jeremy would have complained about them, that's for cunting sure.

You'll never see McCririck in a nice clean pair of tighty whiteys, that's for sure.

You'll never see McCririck in a nice clean pair of tighty whiteys, that's for sure.

I'll say one thing for the fat cunt, he's got the Booby trained well. He's an inspiration to a lot of fellas is McCririck.

Aye, "Booby, get the tea on. Booby, make the dinner. Booby, wipe my feckin' arse, ya slag"

John's a man to be revered. Plus he could pwn Tuggers when it comes to the tips, and that's saying something.

Aye, "Booby, get the tea on. Booby, make the dinner. Booby, wipe my feckin' arse, ya slag"

John's a man to be revered. Plus he could pwn Tuggers when it comes to the tips, and that's saying something.

Indeed, our Super Tuggers could learn a thing or two off John. Did you see him on wife swap? lying in bed drinking champers and giving that tart Edwina Curry a piece of his mind. What a man eh...

Indeed, our Super Tuggers could learn a thing or two off John. Did you see him on wife swap? lying in bed drinking champers and giving that tart Edwina Curry a piece of his mind. What a man eh...

Aye, even when he got his breakfast launched in his face he kept his cool.

I bet he slapped curry about, but they're keeping the footage for the DVDs as extras.

Aye, even when he got his breakfast launched in his face he kept his cool.

I bet he slapped curry about, but they're keeping the footage for the DVDs as extras.

I bet he got right up in her face and drowned the slag in saliva as he bellowed at her, then gave her a good kick in the cunt and ****ed her back off to the kitchen to get him another breakfast, but it was all edited out.

That's the way to do it.

The only thing he's got going against him is that he's a Newcastle fan.

The only thing he's got going against him is that he's a Newcastle fan.

It's a hard thing to forgive aint it, but I'm willing to overlook it.

King Kev the messiah, how long do you give him laddie?

It's a hard thing to forgive aint it, but I'm willing to overlook it.

King Kev the messiah, how long do you give him laddie?

Not long, infact, his reign will be shorter than Smokin's twizzler.

Not long, infact, his reign will be shorter than Smokin's twizzler.

Bleeding 'eck, he's had it then. I'd like to at least see him have a rant or two before he goes.

His ranting days are over now, darling. He's just a beaten old man now.

WTF were the Newcastle board thinking digging his old corpse up? He wasn't going to turn pwnings into cleansheets or feed the 5000 depressed fans with those arthritic fingers, that's for sure.