I fear for Duddy's well being in that one. Pavlik TKO 5.

He'd go out like a true irish lad though so he would. You think Duddy would look bad after the fight, I guarantee Pavlik's knuckles will look worse.

They'd both be a bloody mess.

Many a fine men always grace yer avvy, darling. Yer a true inspiration so you are.

Aye, only sexy bum boys get to grace me avatar. He's welsh an' all, but i made an exception.

You'll never see a Ginge on there though.

NEVER!

Aye, only sexy bum boys get to grace me avatar. He's welsh an' all, but i made an exception.

You'll never see a Ginge on there though.

NEVER!

Not even Churchill? He was me next choice for me av but the ginge bit has been putting me off.

Not even Churchill? He was me next choice for me av but the ginge bit has been putting me off.

He was a decent ginge so he was; a love of ale and a hatred for Nazi's, but he was still a ginge.

It's one to ponder over, babes.

He was a decent ginge so he was; a love of ale and a hatred for Nazi's, but he was still a ginge.

It's one to ponder over, babes.

I almost headbutted a fella today, me lover. I thought the cunt was trying to steal me wallet but in reality he was just trying to get his coat which I had accidently sat on when he went to the gents.

Should I have given' him one anyway babes?

I almost headbutted a fella today, me lover. I thought the cunt was trying to steal me wallet but in reality he was just trying to get his coat which I had accidently sat on when he went to the gents.

Should I have given' him one anyway babes?

Aye, anyone stupid enough to leave their belongings within 50 miles of Azza deserves a slap.

Aye, anyone stupid enough to leave their belongings within 50 miles of Azza deserves a slap.

I'll remember that, Laddie. Cunts in the future won't get off so lightly.

Me beers gone and I'm feeling weary, babes.

I must hit the sack :luvbed:

Good Night.

..................

Morning fellas

Did 2nd's balls wake you, Hurricane?

Dont, I was just gonna have some brekkie

Eggs?

........

Poached on toast with worcestshire sauce

Poached on toast with worcestshire sauce

Interesting quirk.

Interesting quirk.

I'm full of them laddie.

You was up early this morning, still not sleeping much?

I'm full of them laddie.

You was up early this morning, still not sleeping much?

That i am not.

I can always peruse through some of 2nd's Pwntender bouts if i wanna hit the hay though.

That i am not.

I can always peruse through some of 2nd's Pwntender bouts if i wanna hit the hay though.

I know what you mean, I had a job staying awake for our little tussle.

I find it funny though how Peroxide and Welter are tag teaming up against him at the moment. Nonce is out to prove a point after quitting against me and will not be denied.

Annie's got the fire in his belly for the pwn again and the Hoff's lurking in the pwnage shadows. 2nd better watch out or it could go from a double team to a free for all.

Annie's got the fire in his belly for the pwn again and the Hoff's lurking in the pwnage shadows. 2nd better watch out or it could go from a double team to a free for all.

Annie has had me in ****ing stiches recently, that writer boy was a masterclass. I'm looking forward to seeing the Hoff's work as I don't think I've been here long enough to see his pwns. I've heard a lot but can't be arsed to trawl through looking for them. You can pm me some of his best ones and I'll take a look.

Annie's work:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Annieswork.jpg

Some of the Hoff's best material:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116684

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117008&highlight=history+comedy

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135603&highlight=hoff

The hoff was undisputed p4p Pwner of the dome at one point. Even Annie and Kayjay revered his sexy pwnage talents.

Me creativity seems to have deserted me now though, but I've got two weeks off from next week so I'm hoping to put a bit more effort into me pwns and reestablish me pwnage credentials.

Me creativity seems to have deserted me now though, but I've got two weeks off from next week so I'm hoping to put a bit more effort into me pwns and reestablish me pwnage credentials.


With some time set aside for our old fun and games too, I hope :luvbed:

With some time set aside for our old fun and games too, I hope :luvbed:

Of cunting course me dear. In fact I was just gonna start a thread for you, asking about this new ashes to ashes malarkey. You been watching it darling? And is Sam Tyler in it or is it just our beloved Gene Hunt and his cronies and a new bird?

Of cunting course me dear. In fact I was just gonna start a thread for you, asking about this new ashes to ashes malarkey. You been watching it darling? And is Sam Tyler in it or is it just our beloved Gene Hunt and his cronies and a new bird?

I've been a bit let down so far, babes. No Sam, according to the first ep he commited suicide. So we've just got this new slag who's a right wooden tart who needs a good hard banging so she does. On it's own it's a pretty good show but it pales in comparison to life on mars, so it does.

Yer can watch it with a pint and enjoy it though.

I've been a bit let down so far, babes. No Sam, according to the first ep he commited suicide. So we've just got this new slag who's a right wooden tart who needs a good hard banging so she does. On it's own it's a pretty good show but it pales in comparison to life on mars, so it does.

Yer can watch it with a pint and enjoy it though.

Ah, maybe it'll get better as it goes on though. The tart is the bird off Skins aint she... I might download it off Itunes, but I fear I'll also be disappointed and it'll put me right off so it will. Sam committing suicide is just a right ****in cop out, what's his face who played him probably wouldn't do another series. However, I love me some Gene Hunt, so I'll have a butchers and see whats what.

Ah, maybe it'll get better as it goes on though. The tart is the bird off Skins aint she... I might download it off Itunes, but I fear I'll also be disappointed and it'll put me right off so it will. Sam committing suicide is just a right ****in cop out, what's his face who played him probably wouldn't do another series. However, I love me some Gene Hunt, so I'll have a butchers and see whats what.

I think she's off Spooks. There's a lot about time delays that I'm trying to get me head around on this one. Apparently Sam (after jumping off the roof) live there for 7 years which only equated to a few seconds in reality. In the present he died soon after the jump but in his coma he lived those seven years as a police fella before driving into a river and drowning. No body found though.
So he's dead in past and present which is a cunting shame, so it is.

Annie's work:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Annieswork.jpg

Some of the Hoff's best material:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116684

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117008&highlight=history+comedy

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135603&highlight=hoff

The hoff was undisputed p4p Pwner of the dome at one point. Even Annie and Kayjay revered his sexy pwnage talents.

Love that picture Laddie, pure Annie.

I've checked them out, ****ing brilliant. I love the bit on part II where he meets Marty for the 2nd time and after seeing vers don't feel so small anymore. I'm still laughing at that now.

I think she's off Spooks. There's a lot about time delays that I'm trying to get me head around on this one. Apparently Sam (after jumping off the roof) live there for 7 years which only equated to a few seconds in reality. In the present he died soon after the jump but in his coma he lived those seven years as a police fella before driving into a river and drowning. No body found though.
So he's dead in past and present which is a cunting shame, so it is.

A cunting shame indeed. I think this new series is gonna fall on it's arse, but I'll watch it just to see Gene Hunt pwning fellas in the 80's. I'd love to see Gene pwn some stuck up city trader type cunts. The fackin southern nancys.

A cunting shame indeed. I think this new series is gonna fall on it's arse, but I'll watch it just to see Gene Hunt pwning fellas in the 80's. I'd love to see Gene pwn some stuck up city trader type cunts. The fackin southern nancys.


I ain't gonna give up on it, babes. I'm gonna stick with it for the sake of Gene and also the birds tits.

I ain't gonna give up on it, babes. I'm gonna stick with it for the sake of Gene and also the birds tits.

Fair play to yer southpaw. I'm gonna download the first two episodes and let yer know what I think.

Hoff, I've decided to stop being a cunt and I am at this moment tucking into a bottle of whisky.

Slainte!

Hoff, I've decided to stop being a cunt and I am at this moment tucking into a bottle of whisky.

Slainte!

Good man. I'm half pissed meself. If Frank was to turn up now we could stand up and be proud. This sobriety malarkey aint for us laddie.

Good man. I'm half pissed meself. If Frank was to turn up now we could stand up and be proud. This sobriety malarkey aint for us laddie.

Are you whipping those Ginge and ****** slaves into a frenzy to make sure they get the statue of Frank built on time?

Are you whipping those Ginge and ****** slaves into a frenzy to make sure they get the statue of Frank built on time?

Luckily enough, I've employed Mr. Green to oversee the project. Did you see that wall he built? The statue of Frank is in good hands I reckon...and thank Alan, it's taking up most of his time so he doesn't get the chance to post on here that much anymore.

Was that a good cunting idea or was that a good shagging idea? I even patted meself on the back so I did.

Luckily enough, I've employed Mr. Green to oversee the project. Did you see that wall he built? The statue of Frank is in good hands I reckon...and thank Alan, it's taking up most of his time so he doesn't get the chance to post on here that much anymore.

Was that a good cunting idea or was that a good shagging idea? I even patted meself on the back so I did.

It was a fabulous idea. Yer a man to be admired so you are.

It was a fabulous idea. Yer a man to be admired so you are.

...and you know what. The contract that I got him to sign conned the cunt out of him. He can only read one sentence an hour, so he just ****in signed it without understanding what the bejesus it was saying, as he didn't have the patience to read it all.

It said "I, Mr. Green, will undertake this project and receive absolutely no bloody money for it, as I am an illiterate cunt and did not read a word of this contract".

...and you know what. The contract that I got him to sign conned the cunt out of him. He can only read one sentence an hour, so he just ****in signed it without understanding what the bejesus it was saying, as he didn't have the patience to read it all.

It said "I, Mr. Green, will undertake this project and receive absolutely no bloody money for it, as I am an illiterate cunt and did not read a word of this contract".

Aye, another bright side of this is if those useless slaves get tired and angry at the suppression and begin to riot, ol' Andy can keep them at bay with his massive schnoz.

Just don't let him oversee the spelling of "Our Lord" over Frank's head.

Aye, another bright side of this is if those useless slaves get tired and angry at the suppression and begin to riot, ol' Andy can keep them at bay with his massive schnoz.

Just don't let him oversee the spelling of "Our Lord" over Frank's head.

Too true Laddie, if Frank sees that he's been called 'Our Lard' on the statue he aint gonna be a happy chappy.

Too true Laddie, if Frank sees that he's been called 'Our Lard' on the statue he aint gonna be a happy chappy.

What a bollocking he'd get off you for that. I can see it now:

Hoff: "You cuntin' saggy fanny flap!!!"

****forBrains: "Uh?"

Hoff: "You illiterate tart!"

****forBrains: "eh?"

Hoff: "Our Lard was supposed to go above the 2nd II Nonce statue, you slag"

****forBrains: "Sta-tue?"

Hoff: "Jesus Mary and **** sucking Joseph!! **** this for a game of Skittles"

*Walks off to get pissed with Laddie*

What a bollocking he'd get off you for that. I can see it now:

Hoff: "You cuntin' saggy fanny flap!!!"

****forBrains: "Uh?"

Hoff: "You illiterate tart!"

****forBrains: "eh?"

Hoff: "Our Lard was supposed to go above the 2nd II Nonce statue, you slag"

****forBrains: "Sta-tue?"

Hoff: "Jesus Mary and **** sucking Joseph!! **** this for a game of Skittles"

*Walks off to get pissed with Laddie*
That's exactly how it would happen. I'd be fuming so I would, but I guess it would teach me for employing such a ****ing incompetent tart as Mr. Green. I've only meself to blame really.

That's exactly how it would happen. I'd be fuming so I would, but I guess it would teach me for employing such a ****ing incompetent tart as Mr. Green. I've only meself to blame really.

Aye, you'd stroll back to the construction site after 20 pints with laddie, and what do you see? that cunt in the same spot twiddling his thumbs. :nonono:

Aye, you'd stroll back to the construction site after 20 pints with laddie, and what do you see? that cunt in the same spot twiddling his thumbs. :nonono:

Yet when I saw his CV it looked so bloody promising. He had the picture of his wall and the award for 'the best wall builder in stoke 2007'.

Never fear, I'll do an Alan Sugar on the cunt - "You're a useless cunt and a disgrace to limeydom. You're fired".

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00223/F_200612_december08_223012a.jpg

Andy probably has illiterate hearing as well, and would hear "You're fired" as "You're hired"

You can't win with the cunt.

Andy probably has illiterate hearing as well, and would hear "You're fired" as "You're hired"

You can't win with the cunt.

A kick in the bollocks and a push out the door and he'd soon get the message. The cunt.

Let's hope so.

*Raises galss to Hoff* Slainte!

Fair play to yer southpaw. I'm gonna download the first two episodes and let yer know what I think.

Have yer had a wee peep at em' yet, me lover?

Have yer had a wee peep at em' yet, me lover?

I saw tonight's episode, Southpaw. Didn't fancy it much, did you?

Have yer had a wee peep at em' yet, me lover?

Not yet. I will do tomorrow probably.

I saw tonight's episode, Southpaw. Didn't fancy it much, did you?

Meh, so so, Laddie. I think it was one of the better ones so far though.

Meh, so so, Laddie. I think it was one of the better ones so far though.

Gene needs to hurry up and bend that slag over before she does a Sam.

Gene needs to hurry up and bend that slag over before she does a Sam.


I'm surprised he hasn't already, Laddie. Do yer think the 80's have softened up our Gene?

It appears so. Nothing good ever came from the 80's except me, you, the Hoff, the Smiths and Only Fools and Horses.

It appears so. Nothing good ever came from the 80's except me, you, the Hoff, the Smiths and Only Fools and Horses.


**** the decade then, babes. You have me wondering if we came to be in the 70's would we have been superior? Would fools and Horses be funnier?

So many what if's....

So many, darling, that it's impossible to even answer. You can't even go hypothetical on the subject.

All we can do is drink, fondle, giggle and enjoy the bum fun.

So many, darling, that it's impossible to even answer. You can't even go hypothetical on the subject.

All we can do is drink, fondle, giggle and enjoy the bum fun.

And do those things I shall, babes.

Though it can't stop me wondering every now and then. I'll have a Stella to settle me imagination.

And do those things I shall, babes.

Though it can't stop me wondering every now and then. I'll have a Stella to settle me imagination.

You do that, darling. And i shall have another glass of whisky.

You do that, darling. And i shall have another glass of whisky.


Yer a true Scot, so you are. :beerchug:

There are rules to abide by when you are a Scot, babes. I must conform.

Morning slags.

Morning you vicious old gypsy slagwagon

Lolz.

So, Friday, eh.... any plans, cunt chops?

Not a lot, gonna try and get my PS3 online tonight. Few bourbons and some rum and a takeaway probably. You?

Not a lot, gonna try and get my PS3 online tonight. Few bourbons and some rum and a takeaway probably. You?

A takeaway and 12 cans sounds alright to me.

Which game you going online with?

Morning slags. I've just dropped the kids off at the pool, it was very satisfying.

Is all well?

A takeaway and 12 cans sounds alright to me.

Which game you going online with?

Maybe COD4 or MOH Airbourne or Pro Evo.

Morning slags. I've just dropped the kids off at the pool, it was very satisfying.

Is all well?

Morning cunt chops. Back in the world of PWN I see.

2nd is getting a right royal roasting from everyone at the moment.

Maybe COD4 or MOH Airbourne or Pro Evo.

Going teh pwn the noobz. lol#@"

Hoff, all is well with me, lover. Wilst thou be drinking tonight?

Morning cunt chops. Back in the world of PWN I see.

2nd is getting a right royal roasting from everyone at the moment.
Every now and again 2nd needs to be reminded that he's a cunt, and it's that time again.

Going teh pwn the noobz. lol#@"

Hoff, all is well with me, lover. Wilst thou be drinking tonight?
I'm going out tonight so I shall indeed be consuming the odd beverage. I might go to the gym in a bit an all, to keep the beer belly under control.

Going teh pwn the noobz. lol#@"

Hoff, all is well with me, lover. Wilst thou be drinking tonight?

Only in the Dome. Just want to see what they're like online. I'm only going online so I don't have to drive round me bros or vice versa for a game of footy.

Womens football on Sky Sports..... god, they're ****.

Womens football on Sky Sports..... god, they're ****.

Any of em shaggable?

I'm watching ashes to ashes.

Womens football on Sky Sports..... god, they're ****.

Was watching some womens boxing the other night. One was a right homely cunt (obv a lezzer) the other a was a bleedin' gorgeus Russian. She looked very similar to Sharapova.
The action wasn't up to much but I did whack a few out over the course of the bout. The fact that the russian lady won and started bouncing around the ring just made matters better.

Any of em shaggable?

I'm watching ashes to ashes.

Not Particularly. They've all got two left feet. Cunts!

Was watching some womens boxing the other night. One was a right homely cunt (obv a lezzer) the other a was a bleedin' gorgeus Russian. She looked very similar to Sharapova.
The action wasn't up to much but I did whack a few out over the course of the bout. The fact that the russian lady won and started bouncing around the ring just made matters better.

Would Tina ( Scotland's number 1 female cage fighter and also a ginge ) have had the two of 'em?

Not Particularly. They've all got two left feet. Cunts!



Would Tina ( Scotland's number 1 female cage fighter and also a ginge ) have had the two of 'em?

Most probably, Laddie. The Butch lass was slow and crude and just got outlanded all night by the taller sex pot. Neither of em' impressed me with their fighting skills but I want to see more of this Russian slag though. Legs right up to her arse. :hitit:

Most probably, Laddie. The Butch lass was slow and crude and just got outlanded all night by the taller sex pot. Neither of em' impressed me with their fighting skills but I want to see more of this Russian slag though. Legs right up to her arse. :hitit:

Chuvalo in drag?

Chuvalo in drag?

At one point the washerwoman did spring to mind. Although the fact she was black and also had a weak chin quickly pushed Chuvalo out of me head.

What up Brits.........RAESAAD checking in.

At one point the washerwoman did spring to mind. Although the fact she was black and also had a weak chin quickly pushed Chuvalo out of me head.

Herbie Hide?

What up Brits.........RAESAAD checking in.

Don't try planting any WMDs. We're watching you.

Herbie Hide?

All is possible, Laddie. I just know he got slapped about for eight rounds.

Women darts players - leave you impotent for weeks.

Women darts players - leave you impotent for weeks.

Women sports in general darling. Although women's tennis tickles me fancy.

Do you get womens snooker, Laddie?. I've heard rumours but I've never seen it with me own eyes, so I haven't.

Women sports in general darling. Although women's tennis tickles me fancy.

Do you get womens snooker, Laddie?. I've heard rumours but I've never seen it with me own eyes, so I haven't.

I think i saw Women's pool, American style on Sky Sports a while back.

Southpaw, suggestions for takeaway? I fancy something a lickle different.

I decided to get a special fried rice with a side sauce of Hurricane love sap to dip me ribs in.

I decided to get a special fried rice with a side sauce of Hurricane love sap to dip me ribs in.

Thats what I'd have suggested anyway, Laddie. We were clearly on the same wavelength.

Thats what I'd have suggested anyway, Laddie. We were clearly on the same wavelength.

What's your poison tonight, babes?

What's your poison tonight, babes?

I'm drinking Jack tonight, me lover. Are you still on the whisky, Laddie?

I'm drinking Jack tonight, me lover. Are you still on the whisky, Laddie?

Nah. A crate for me tonight.

Nah. A crate for me tonight.


Meh, it's all alcohol ain't it babes? I'm not fussed what it is as long as there is lots of it.

Amen to that. I'm sure Alan would approve.

**** me I think me roof's gonna blow off.

**** me I think me roof's gonna blow off.
its a windy one, im glad i aint out tonight my hair would be all a fluster

i've supped 4 fosters, weak ass stuff but better than nothing

**** it's mad outside here. just heard me wheely bin deck it, but it's too rank to go and sort it out. Defo smoking in the house tonight!

****in 'ell, it's all go down in England. Earthquakes, Winds knocking over wheelie bins.

Hopefully some chavs get blown onto a railway track.

Yeah it's powerful out there. Anyone under 7 stone better stay indoors. Hope me Exige is alright.

Yeah it's powerful out there. Anyone under 7 stone better stay indoors. Hope me Exige is alright.

As we speak, he's about to land somewhere in the French Alps.

****in 'ell, it's all go down in England. Earthquakes, Winds knocking over wheelie bins.

Hopefully some chavs get blown onto a railway track.

Hopefully the chav suicide epidemic will spread from wales to the whole of the UK.

****in' ell fellas, I had to get a taxi home tonight, the wind was blowing in me bleeding face and would have doubled the time I spent staggering home.

You should 'av cracked it one, Hoff.

****in' ell fellas, I had to get a taxi home tonight, the wind was blowing in me bleeding face and would have doubled the time I spent staggering home.


Yeah some power out there. Just for laughs I whacked one out in me garden and me David Semen took flight and hit next doors kitchen window.

You should 'av cracked it one, Hoff.
Who's to argue with that mother nature slag though. She's a force to be reckoned with so she is.
Yeah some power out there. Just for laughs I whacked one out in me garden and me David Semen took flight and hit next doors kitchen window.
Alan bless you southpaw. I may just follow yer lead and see how far me own David Seaman travels.

I've consumed too much Jack d tonight, babes. I've been stockpiling the stuff for the past two months and started binging on it tonight. **** me I was foolish to attempt that without a curry lining me stomach.

What do yer reckon to Ashes then, me lover?

I've consumed too much Jack d tonight, babes. I've been stockpiling the stuff for the past two months and started binging on it tonight. **** me I was foolish to attempt that without a curry lining me stomach.

What do yer reckon to Ashes then, me lover?

I like it. I've only watched one and a half episodes, and it's not as good as Life on mars, but it's still some good telly. I think it will always suffer in comparison to life on.. but so be cunting it.

I'm gonna keep watching anyway. I liked it when Gene did his Tony Montana impression when he was on the boat.

I like it. I've only watched one and a half episodes, and it's not as good as Life on mars, but it's still some good telly. I think it will always suffer in comparison to life on.. but so be cunting it.

I'm gonna keep watching anyway. I liked it when Gene did his Tony Montana impression when he was on the boat.

Good on yer, darling. I'll be stickin with it un all.

I cuntin' enjoyed that special sauce so i did.

I cuntin' enjoyed that special sauce so i did.

Ow's yer poison going down, Laddie?

Ow's yer poison going down, Laddie?

Well.

I'm sozzled. About 8 cans left.

Well.

I'm sozzled. About 8 cans left.

I've finshed with boozing tonight, Laddie.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Night, my love.

Night, my love.


Would you Adam and Steve it, me cuntin' roofs leaking again. I'm sleeping on the bleedin' sofa tonight.
The roofer I got in last time did a bastard quick fix job, the cunt. He's getting a fist up the arse tomorrow.

Morning slags.

Alright me darling?

How good do them slags make beer look on the Stella adverts? Especially when you are desperate for one.

Cunts!

I'm good man, just watching a bit of Soccer AM, Evander Holyfield has just came out.

I ****ing love Stella, saving some for later on tonight.

I'm watching Holyfield meself.

Bursting pipes and leaky a roof. Could life get much worse?

Apparently it could, only six cans of Stella for tonight. :nonono:

It's a pisser, ain't it, babes?

It's a pisser, ain't it, babes?


Life's a *****, Laddie.

Was Holy a laugh on soccer AM?

Life's a *****, Laddie.

Was Holy a laugh on soccer AM?

He was a bit wank to be fair. No charisma at all. They also had a punching machine like the ones you get at the fair. He got out pounched by Danny Dyer. I was apalled.

He was a bit wank to be fair. No charisma at all. They also had a punching machine like the ones you get at the fair. He got out pounched by Danny Dyer. I was apalled.

He didn't really try though. I think he sold his soul for the chance to become Heavyweight champ again.

There was no energy at all in him. I tell you what though, if he never boxes again, he can always audition for a part in a George Romero movie.

Now the Rock, for all his cheesiness, was entertaining.

He was a bit wank to be fair. No charisma at all. They also had a punching machine like the ones you get at the fair. He got out pounched by Danny Dyer. I was apalled.

He's a yank, I should have expected as much.

Southpaw, drinking?

Southpaw, drinking?

Only got six cans. Starting them now.

Get them down yer.

Me PC i ordered from Ebay still hasn't arrived - should i be worried? it's been over 2 weeks.

Is the punchball on soccer am fixed though? because Carl Froch got out scored by some poncy league 1 or whatever footballer

Is the punchball on soccer am fixed though? because Carl Froch got out scored by some poncy league 1 or whatever footballer

I found that strange meself. Did you see the episode with Froch? aybe he just didn't try like Holyfield.

I mean, what's he got to prove, he's a professional boxer with a high KO ratio.

People like Dyer are trying to live up to the hard man role though.

I found that strange meself. Did you see the episode with Froch? aybe he just didn't try like Holyfield.

I mean, what's he got to prove, he's a professional boxer with a high KO ratio.

People like Dyer are trying to live up to the hard man role though.

true, I never watched the episode today was working, but Froch still looked as though he gave it a good smack, obviously not 100% as which boxer would be silly enough to let the ball have it, but still he hit it hard and the other bloke swung hard but threw his punch like my sister

no doubt danny Dyer left the show with a bigger ego though

Aye, you could see he was fuming when his mate had a bigger punch.

Get them down yer.

Me PC i ordered from Ebay still hasn't arrived - should i be worried? it's been over 2 weeks.


Well; they usually get em' to yer in the end. Did you use paypal?

Well; they usually get em' to yer in the end. Did you use paypal?

Aye, Paypal and the cunt's feedback was practically flawless and he had sold over 12000 items so it should be ok.

Aye, Paypal and the cunt's feedback was practically flawless and he had sold over 12000 items so it should be ok.


Ye'll be alright, Laddie. If it still hasn't come in a few weeks though just open a payment dispute. I had a similar problem and got me money back.

Here's to success.

*Raises glass to Southpaw*

Here's to success.

*Raises glass to Southpaw*

To the mission

*Raises two cans*

Red wine instead of stella tonight fellas. I'm a civilised cunt tonight.

I doubt Peroxide will be able to look at red wine for a long time. His redness took a real beating.

I'm on this stones bitter tonight. Real yorkshiremans' drink.

I doubt Peroxide will be able to look at red wine for a long time. His redness took a real beating.

That cunt got so embarrassed that his cheeks were as red as his barnet. His pwning career is all over. He's done.

He was all talk and got lacy'd, isn't it?

He was all talk and got lacy'd, isn't it?

Aye, his confidence may never recover from such a brutal mauling. The lad talked a good pwn, but on the day he just couldn't deliver.

These noobs need to ease themselves into the thunderdome, but alas, the cunts come storming in and get the pwn straight off.

Rate your pwnage chops, fellas. This is your ability to take a pwn flush on the chin.

Peroxide: 0, he's the Audley Harrison of the pwn.

2nd II nonce: 5, second likes to think he can't be hurt and smiles to the crowd and does the Mayorga leg shake, but his legs definitely wobbled and the longer the bout goes on the weaker his pwns become.

The Dosia: 2.

When the pwns start flying the Dosia starts rapping. The angry cunt is soon ranting at anyone and everyone.

They say it's difficult to knock a drunk out. In the same regard does alcohol increase ones ability to take a pwn?

They say it's difficult to knock a drunk out. In the same regard does alcohol increase ones ability to take a pwn?

Most cunting definitely. It dulls the senses and makes you more durable, yet also increases the capacity for banter, and thus, the ability to pwn.

Alcohol has been the key to my success as a pwner. Since I've stopped drinking so much me pwnage abilities have decreased, but I plan to get pissed up every night for the next two weeks, so hopefully I'll regain my pwnage superpowers.

Most cunting definitely. It dulls the senses and makes you more durable, yet also increases the capacity for banter, and thus, the ability to pwn.

Alcohol has been the key to my success as a pwner. Since I've stopped drinking so much me pwnage abilities have decreased, but I plan to get pissed up every night for the next two weeks, so hopefully I'll regain my pwnage superpowers.

Would yer advise peroxide to get pissed up before returning, or is the boy down and out for good?

Would yer advise peroxide to get pissed up before returning, or is the boy down and out for good?

The boy's a goner. Even stella can't help him now. The lad's stuck between a **** and a hard trousersnake - he's ****ed either way.

The boy's a goner. Even stella can't help him now. The lad's stuck between a **** and a hard trousersnake - he's ****ed either way.

Poor fella.

I'm having another pint though, me lover.

Poor fella.

I'm having another pint though, me lover.

I'm on me last glass of wine and I'm gonna have some pate on toast.

Happy days!

I fancy some whisky though.

I'm on me last glass of wine and I'm gonna have some pate on toast.

Happy days!

I fancy some whisky though.

I get the urge for whisky every once and a while. I always have a bottle of Jack hidden away for those moments.

I met the lord mayor of Brum tonight fellas, the cunt was as bald as Welter, and his wife was going bald an all. Alan help their children, with the genes they are gonna inherit. The lifestyle flashy lot would have been proud of him though, the cunt was wearing some bling so he was.

I met the lord mayor of Brum tonight fellas, the cunt was as bald as Welter, and his wife was going bald an all. Alan help their children, with the genes they are gonna inherit. The lifestyle flashy lot would have been proud of him though, the cunt was wearing some bling so he was.

Did you introduce him to yer trousersnake, me lover?

Did you introduce him to yer trousersnake, me lover?

Aye, me trousersnake thinks he's a mason, as his handshake was a bit peculiar.

Aye, me trousersnake thinks he's a mason, as his handshake was a bit peculiar.

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

where did you meet this man hoff? i didn't have you down as a socialite, mingling with the upper class toffs

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

Are you watching Shameless me dear? It's shizer these days aint it, although I chuckled at the chatsworth pounder.

where did you meet this man hoff? i didn't have you down as a socialite, mingling with the upper class toffs

Me dad's got a photo exhibition in the symphony hall and the lord mayor came to the launch tonight and made a wee speech. Bald bastard that he is.

Me dad's got a photo exhibition in the symphony hall and the lord mayor came to the launch tonight and made a wee speech. Bald bastard that he is.
i fooking new your dad was lord lichfield all along!!

nah joking, fair play to your old man mate. I dont like having a bald degenerate running my city.... what next? fooking obese grub scoffers thats what

i fooking new your dad was lord lichfield all along!!

nah joking, fair play to your old man mate. I dont like having a bald degenerate running my city.... what next? fooking obese grub scoffers thats what

A fat yank running our city? Never!

You should have seen his wife though Duran, she was almost as ****ing bald as him. I saw her from the back first and thought she was the lord mayor cause she was wearing a big **** off chain an all and looked like a bald geezer from the back, but then she turned around and I realised it was a bird and must be his missus.

Bald cunts. I made the most of the free wine and nibbles though :beerchug:

Are you watching Shameless me dear? It's shizer these days aint it, although I chuckled at the chatsworth pounder.


I've given up with it, darling. I like to remember the good ol' days so I do. Yer gonna stay loyal in hope of it returning to its former glory?

I've given up with it, darling. I like to remember the good ol' days so I do. Yer gonna stay loyal in hope of it returning to its former glory?

Even 2nd to nonce couldn't bring back it's glory days darling. I think I might give up on it an all. There's only so much a fella can take.

A fat yank running our city? Never!

You should have seen his wife though Duran, she was almost as ****ing bald as him. I saw her from the back first and thought she was the lord mayor cause she was wearing a big **** off chain an all and looked like a bald geezer from the back, but then she turned around and I realised it was a bird and must be his missus.

Bald cunts. I made the most of the free wine and nibbles though :beerchug:
she sounds like a treat.... although its in keeping for our city. Apparently Birmingham was voted the ugliest place in the UK

obviously the people in charge of the poll havn't been to stafford recently. Good work with the nibbles, cant beat a good buffet and wine. Its nice to be civilized

she sounds like a treat.... although its in keeping for our city. Apparently Birmingham was voted the ugliest place in the UK

obviously the people in charge of the poll havn't been to stafford recently. Good work with the nibbles, cant beat a good buffet and wine. Its nice to be civilized

The cunts who were voting must have all been Coventry fans. ****in sky blue bastards.

I'm back on the stella now just to balance things out.

Even 2nd to nonce couldn't bring back it's glory days darling. I think I might give up on it an all. There's only so much a fella can take.

At least Stella never lets us down, babes.

The cunts who were voting must have all been Coventry fans. ****in sky blue bastards.

I'm back on the stella now just to balance things out.
i fooking hate coventry fans.... they wanna get a job, east midland scum

i dont drink stella at home, always afraid i might don the wife beater and give the old dear a good hiding for burning my tea

Duran, just seen in your sig that you had a bet on Villa to make the top 4. I ****ing hope you didn't put a real bet on this at the bookies as well.

Duran, just seen in your sig that you had a bet on Villa to make the top 4. I ****ing hope you didn't put a real bet on this at the bookies as well.
nah mate, just a bin of fun with hurricane. Although people laugh at villa finishing fourth but if we'd closed down games properly it wouldn't be liverpool sitting there at the minute. We had leads against liverpool, chelsea and arsenal until the last minute, all away from home, and we ended up drawing!!

nah mate, just a bin of fun with hurricane. Although people laugh at villa finishing fourth but if we'd closed down games properly it wouldn't be liverpool sitting there at the minute. We had leads against liverpool, chelsea and arsenal until the last minute, all away from home, and we ended up drawing!!

Wigan to finish 4th :banana:

hahaha

Wigan to finish 4th :banana:

hahaha
lol in the championship next season, definitely!!

lol in the championship next season, definitely!!

Want a bet???

I'll bet you ANY amount that Wigan stay up this season.

Arsenal, Bolton, Blackburn, Portsmouth, Birmingham, Chelsea, Tottenham, Reading, Villa, United.

These are our last 10 games. By far the hardest run out of any team at the bottem of the table.

Wanna bet??? :)

aye go on then mate, how much you thinking?

Morning slagwagons. I'm back online after ****ing my laptop up last friday night.

morning squire, still drowning thee sorrows???

Was a little pissed off especially conceding such a weak goal and it's gonna be very hard to get a result over there. Thought we dominated the first half, in the second half they cut us to pieces at times and farfan is very dangerous. It's not over yet, but we are gonna have to do it the hard way.

I can see a PSV vs B.Munich final.

Keep drinking, fellas.

Keep drinking, fellas.

Thats exactl what I'll do then mate. Just got back from spar with a bottle of cheapo vodka to tuck into.:banana:

Thats exactl what I'll do then mate. Just got back from spar with a bottle of cheapo vodka to tuck into.:banana:

Yer know it makes sense.

:beerchug:

Yer know it makes sense.

:beerchug:

£5.49 for a 750ml bottle. Now that DOES make sense mother****er.

£5.49 for a 750ml bottle. Now that DOES make sense mother****er.


I made the wrong choice with Jack Daniels. Now that's expensive ****.

I made the wrong choice with Jack Daniels. Now that's expensive ****.

Jack is ok, but it gets sickly after a while I reckon. If it's spirits, I'll always take Vodka and a mixer, or a good quality neat Brandy.

Evening fellas. Who do you slags think is gonna win the big fight tonight - the gaye or the welsh fella?

I think the Gaye, babes. Yer got plenty of Alan's nector in?

Evening fellas. Who do you slags think is gonna win the big fight tonight - the gaye or the welsh fella?

My heart and head both tell me that the Gaye will bum Enzo into submission.

I think the Gaye, babes. Yer got plenty of Alan's nector in?

I had a few pints while i was out and I've got 7 cans of stella in the fridge so hopefully I should be alright. Though if things get desperate I've got some whisky to fall back on.

I think it could go either way, but the welsh fella is more likable imo, but if the gaye loses then it might do some serious cunting damage to his heavyweight campaign, and I'd like to see the muscular slag have a crack at those heavyweight tarts.

I had a few pints while i was out and I've got 7 cans of stella in the fridge so hopefully I should be alright. Though if things get desperate I've got some whisky to fall back on.

I think it could go either way, but the welsh fella is more likable imo, but if the gaye loses then it might do some serious cunting damage to his heavyweight campaign, and I'd like to see the muscular slag have a crack at those heavyweight tarts.


Indeed me darling.

Two guys with power always makes for a close affair but I will stick to me guns and say that the Gaye's superior skills will swing it for him.

Indeed me darling.

Two guys with power always makes for a close affair but I will stick to me guns and say that the Gaye's superior skills will swing it for him.

What about the Gaye acting like a ponce and leaving his left hand low? He'll need to stop fanny farting around if he wants to win.

What about the Gaye acting like a ponce and leaving his left hand low? He'll need to stop fanny farting around if he wants to win.

Always a danger, me lover. Mac only needs a good right.

If the Gaye leaves his left low in this one he deserves to get knocked on the bonce, the cunt.

Always a danger, me lover. Mac only needs a good right.

If the Gaye leaves his left low in this one he deserves to get knocked on the bonce, the cunt.

Macca looks like a fat cunt compared to the gaye though doesn't he. Did you see the weigh in? Macca was sucking his belly in the whole time.

Macca looks like a fat cunt compared to the gaye though doesn't he. Did you see the weigh in? Macca was sucking his belly in the whole time.


He's always telling folk that he could never make heavyweight cos he is naturally 200 lbs. The lying tart!

He's always telling folk that he could never make heavyweight cos he is naturally 200 lbs. The lying tart!

He's a ****ing fibber, that's for sure.

The Gaye is also a lying tart, claiming he only said he had trouble getting down to cruiser so he could lure the welsh fella into the fight. What a ****ing sneaky pinocchio eh.

He's a ****ing fibber, that's for sure.

The Gaye is also a lying tart, claiming he only said he had trouble getting down to cruiser so he could lure the welsh fella into the fight. What a ****ing sneaky pinocchio eh.

I hope they slap several stone out of each other, babes.

Southpaw, have a butchers at this photo. Just look at haye's manager (far right) getting an eyeful. His beef bayonet is right eager to thrust at Haye. Look at the grin on his face eh. Haye and his manager have gotta be lovers, don't you think?

http://www.setanta.com/upload/Sport/boxing/Haye_David_weigh-in.jpg

I feel sorry for our Annie. He really fancies the dish and is gonna be disappointed when he finds out that Haye only has eyes for his manager.

Southpaw, have a butchers at this photo. Just look at haye's manager (far right) getting an eyeful. His beef bayonet is right eager to thrust at Haye. Look at the grin on his face eh. Haye and his manager have gotta be lovers, don't you think?

http://www.setanta.com/upload/Sport/boxing/Haye_David_weigh-in.jpg

I feel sorry for our Annie. He really fancies the dish and is gonna be disappointed when he finds out that Haye only has eyes for his manager.


Aye, a fair bit of turd bashin' going on between them two fellas. I ain't gonna be the one to break it to Annie, so I'm not. Come to think of it, I'm a little disapointed with Haye meself.

Aye, a fair bit of turd bashin' going on between them two fellas. I ain't gonna be the one to break it to Annie, so I'm not. Come to think of it, I'm a little disapointed with Haye meself.

Me too. I was gonna post this pic in team classic for annie, but it's just rubbing it in isn't it. I can't be that harsh.

At least Annie has Danny. He'll soon forget about the Gaye.

Me too. I was gonna post this pic in team classic for annie, but it's just rubbing it in isn't it. I can't be that harsh.

At least Annie has Danny. He'll soon forget about the Gaye.

If Annie makes a ginge remark at yer, you've got some ammo in storage. Yer never know when you might need it, babes.

If Annie makes a ginge remark at yer, you've got some ammo in storage. Yer never know when you might need it, babes.

I'm still angry at these ginge allegations that cunts are throwing at me southpaw.

Hold on son, theres an old picture of me on here that is clearer and proves my non ginger credentials. I'll post it here.

Look southpaw, ****in' brown hair. It's nowhere near a shade of ginger:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c55/spinalrap/untitled.jpg

Like I said, I had faith in yer, babes.

Although they were on about yer chest hair which ain't visable in this one. But regardless, anymore allergations come your way just tell the cunts to do one.

Like I said, I had faith in yer, babes.

Although they were on about yer chest hair which ain't visable in this one. But regardless, anymore allergations come your way just tell the cunts to do one.

I'm not gonna stand for it southpaw. I've got me finger on the pwn trigger and I'm ready to fire at any cunt who calls me a ginge again. There's some things that I can forgive, but calling me a ginge, well it's just not on.

I'm not gonna stand for it southpaw. I've got me finger on the pwn trigger and I'm ready to fire at any cunt who calls me a ginge again. There's some things that I can forgive, but calling me a ginge, well it's just not on.


I think it's karma, me darlin.

You've been the ginge predator for so long that you're prey have decided to turn on yer. Reminds me of an event in Manchester a few decades ago. A bloke went around all the pubs and clubs at night, terrorising the local poofs. One day they found the fella tied upside hanging from his ceiling with his own trousersnake cut off and shoved up his arse.

Babes, the ginges are trying to bring down yer trousersnake. Don't turn yer back on the cunts for a second.

I think it's karma, me darlin.

You've been the ginge predator for so long that you're prey have decided to turn on yer. Reminds me of an event in Manchester a few decades ago. A bloke went around all the pubs and clubs at night, terrorising the local poofs. One day they found the fella tied upside hanging from his ceiling with his own trousersnake cut off and shoved up his arse.

Babes, the ginges are trying to bring down yer trousersnake. Don't turn yer back on the cunts for a second.
I've noticed that our beloved limey lounge is being overrun by ginges and ginge sympathisers recently. You're right southpaw me lover, this must be the reason for the ginge allegations.

I'm gonna keep me eyes peeled so I am. Fellas like Mik, Peroxide and other ginge's need to be watched at all times.

I'm not gonna stand for it southpaw. I've got me finger on the pwn trigger and I'm ready to fire at any cunt who calls me a ginge again. There's some things that I can forgive, but calling me a ginge, well it's just not on.

The only way out of this one is to post a pic of yout chest hair in good light. Otherwise you are always gonna be known as a ginge.

The only way out of this one is to post a pic of yout chest hair in good light. Otherwise you are always gonna be known as a ginge.

You're right Naps. A picture of me pecs is the only way to resolve matters.

It shall be done.

You're right Naps. A picture of me pecs is the only way to resolve matters.

It shall be done.

It wasn't my idea, Stinger implored me to tempt you into a chest pic. Can't think why though.......

It wasn't my idea, Stinger implored me to tempt you into a chest pic. Can't think why though.......

I'm just getting it done now, but I'm having to breathe in to suck in me beer belly.

I shall post it now.

Bleedin eck' at this rate I'll be out of beers before the first round.

Bleedin eck' at this rate I'll be out of beers before the first round.

Me too Southpaw. I think I'll have to get the whisky out.

Me too Southpaw. I think I'll have to get the whisky out.


I just better hope that the pot noodle in me cupboard has been fermenting these past few months.

I just better hope that the pot noodle in me cupboard has been fermenting these past few months.

If there's one thing you can rely on, it's a bleeding pot noodle.

No fear southpaw, you won't be disappointed.

You watching the Mitchell fight, Hoff?

You watching the Mitchell fight, Hoff?

I am southpaw. I like Mitchell, but he hasn't got the power to finish it off has he. Johanson is doing well so he is, considering...

It's a good fight though.

I am southpaw. I like Mitchell, but he hasn't got the power to finish it off has he. Johanson is doing well so he is, considering...

It's a good fight though.


It is a good fight. Johanson holding his own on the inside

Who do you reckon will take it?

It is a good fight. Johanson holding his own on the inside

Who do you reckon will take it?

I think Mitchell will scrape it on points. Though it's close.

What about you, me lover?

I think Mitchell will scrape it on points. Though it's close.

What about you, me lover?

Well I'm agreeing.

eh up, down goes Johanson....

Well I'm agreeing.

eh up, down goes Johanson....

Well that's it then. Johanson seemed to tire quite suddenly. Good fight though.

Let's hope that the Gaye vs the welsh fella is a bleeding barnburner,

Well that's it then. Johanson seemed to tire quite suddenly. Good fight though.

Let's hope that the Gaye vs the welsh fella is a bleeding barnburner,

That fight was worthy of a few cans, Johanson just had enough it seemed.

I'm saving me final four Stellas for the Gaye.

That fight was worthy of a few cans, Johanson just had enough it seemed.

I'm saving me final four Stellas for the Gaye.

I'm onto me whisky now. I ****ing wish I had four stellas left.

I'm onto me whisky now. I ****ing wish I had four stellas left.


You must learn to pace yerself, babes.

Although if you bought four extra Stellas this afternoon you might not be on the whisky yet.

I'll dedicate me four to you're none ginge chest hair, babes.

Hoff - I've created a P4P PWN thread in the Dome, could you sticky it please :luvbed: :kiss: babes.

Hope the main fight is a cracker. It could be a stinker if they show each other too much respect.

My pick is Macca, but hope I'm wrong as Haye could be a big star and ignite the HW division.

Enjoy bumboys.

You must learn to pace yerself, babes.

Although if you bought four extra Stellas this afternoon you might not be on the whisky yet.

I'll dedicate me four to you're none ginge chest hair, babes.

I underestimated my capacity for the stella, so i did. I've only meself to blame really.

Thank Alan that I've still got some whisky left.

You're a wise alcohol consumer so you are southpaw. I tip me cunting hat to you so I do, not that I'm wearing one, but if I was, I'd tip the ****er.

Hoff - I've created a P4P PWN thread in the Dome, could you sticky it please :luvbed: :kiss: babes.

Hope the main fight is a cracker. It could be a stinker if they show each other too much respect.

My pick is Macca, but hope I'm wrong as Haye could be a big star and ignite the HW division.

Enjoy bumboys.

I will do.

Southpaw, could you send me 20k please?

Lets hope this fight is a good'un and they both go all out.

****. It says I can't sticky a thread in the thunderdome. Sorry Hurricane :(

You mean our money is worthless in the dome? Alan damn it.

You mean our money is worthless in the dome? Alan damn it.

BigHitlerPump has got a lot to answer for.

BigHitlerPump has got a lot to answer for.

Our Sphere of influence should be universal on boxingscene.

Our Sphere of influence should be universal on boxingscene.

Too right! We're the main power around here, **** that 'roid raging cunt.

Too right! We're the main power around here, **** that 'roid raging cunt.


Mods we are, Admins we shall become so we shall. Me first act would be to remove Mayweathers' smarmy mug from the main page icon and replace it with a pic of our beloved Alan. We could sort this place out so we could. Our daily cunt bans will become legendary.

Mods we are, Admins we shall become so we shall. Me first act would be to remove Mayweathers' smarmy mug from the main page icon and replace it with a pic of our beloved Alan. We could sort this place out so we could. Our daily cunt bans will become legendary.

Instead of dishing out red k, we could dish out bans. What a glorious time that would be.

Instead of dishing out red k, we could dish out bans. What a glorious time that would be.

One day, me lover. One day.

One day, me lover. One day.

The 'roid rager will answer to us one day...and we'll give the cunt hell so we will. He'll answer most posts by saying "Stinger and Hoff told me to do it", instead of blaming Rick all the time.

The 'roid rager will answer to us one day...and we'll give the cunt hell so we will. He'll answer most posts by saying "Stinger and Hoff told me to do it", instead of blaming Rick all the time.

I yearn for those days, babes.

The fact that it is possible makes me like it all the more.

I yearn for those days, babes.

The fact that it is possible makes me like it all the more.

Southpaw, I was just consumed by me lust for the food stuffs, and went and made meself a couple of sarnies. For a moment there I thought I'd miss the start of the fight.

When we rule boxingscene all will be well my lover :luvbed:

Southpaw, I was just consumed by me lust for the food stuffs, and went and made meself a couple of sarnies. For a moment there I thought I'd miss the start of the fight.

When we rule boxingscene all will be well my lover :luvbed:

Indeed it will me lover.

I've got me pot noodle, me stella and two big guys in front of me. What more could a fella want?

I thought the Gaye would take it. Good but brief fight.

Didn't finish me noodle or beers..

I thought the Gaye would take it. Good but brief fight.

Didn't finish me noodle or beers..

Ah well, at least you didn't finish them before the main fight had finished.

It was brief but the Gaye did well so he did. Let's hope the cunt puts up a good show at heavyweight.

I'm off to bed me lover.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Ah well, at least you didn't finish them before the main fight had finished.

It was brief but the Gaye did well so he did. Let's hope the cunt puts up a good show at heavyweight.

I'm off to bed me lover.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Sweet dreams, me darlin' :luvbed:

Laddie, Laddie, Wherefore Art Thou Laddie...

Laddie, Laddie, Wherefore Art Thou Laddie...

I wish that sexy Scot would return to us darling.

Have you seen that Peroxide's avy and sig? What a cunt eh...

I wish that sexy Scot would return to us darling.

Have you seen that Peroxide's avy and sig? What a cunt eh...

Yer didn't find the Jesus one amusing? The Stella can topped it off, so it did.

Yer didn't find the Jesus one amusing? The Stella can topped it off, so it did.

Not really me dear.

Jesus should have turned water to stella instead of wine, shouldn't he? The cunt.

Not really me dear.

Jesus should have turned water to stella instead of wine, shouldn't he? The cunt.


Indeed, me lover. Wine into Stella would still be a cunting improvement.

That is where our beloved Alan shines brighter, me darling.

Southpaw, I woke up at 4 this morning with an upset stomach and a terrible case of the shizers. The wind was blowing like a cunt an all, and not just around me posterior area, but outside an all. I thought that me garden fence was gonna fall down.

Anyway, I blame me case of the shizers on the chicken curry pizza I had last night. ****in' perfect pizza have got a lot to bastard answer for.

sounds hurrendous mate. I woke up with a 15 inch dribble patch all over my pillow, had to turn the fooker over cus my face was soaking

why you ordering a curry pizza for?? choose one or the other mate!!

sounds hurrendous mate. I woke up with a 15 inch dribble patch all over my pillow, had to turn the fooker over cus my face was soaking

why you ordering a curry pizza for?? choose one or the other mate!!

Jesus Duran, you're leaking from everywhere.

I made a bad decision, it's true. I was stuck on the ****ter for ages :nonono:

i'm can dribble for england, ex girlfriends have lambasted me

always stick with dominos pizzas hoff, not only are they the tastiest but you dont end up ****ting through the eye of a needle for hours in the howling wind

i'm can dribble for england, ex girlfriends have lambasted me

always stick with dominos pizzas hoff, not only are they the tastiest but you dont end up ****ting through the eye of a needle for hours in the howling wind

A girl told me the very same thing not so long ago... well, not about the ****ting through the eye of a needle, but about sticking to dominos. I should have listened to her.

I've just had to make another trip to the ****ter. Bloody 'ell it wasn't pretty. No doubt if it was anorak who'd just dropped that unsightly load he'd be taking pictures of it from all angles.

I don't bother ordering Pizzas anymore from anywhere as they are all ****. If you're going out for a pizza then pizza express is the best by far. Don't like thick pizzas that is not a real pizza or with cheese and a crust, has to be a really thin crispy base.

If I'm staying in then I make me own they are a pizza piss to make. Don't take long either, just get some fajita wraps and spread sun dried tomato paste or a tomato topping on then cheese and whatever else you like. In my case olives, artichokes and mushroom and salami then 3-4 minutes in a pre-heated oven. ****ing beautiful and all in all only takes 10 minutes.

****ing Pizzas are a rip off in this country.

I had **** all in though Hurricane, and I'd just got back from the gym and was starving, so thought **** it, I'll order meself a pizza.

I must say, it's put me off ordering pizzas.

I had **** all in though Hurricane, and I'd just got back from the gym and was starving, so thought **** it, I'll order meself a pizza.

I must say, it's put me off ordering pizzas.


Sometimes you just can't be arsed to cook. I was the same last night and got a chinese but they are all **** near where I live so it was half hour drive each way. Pretty expensive all in all, but I normally get way to much and I've already had some for breakfast and still got enough for some dinner tonight. I don't do things by halves I tell you.

Besides I'm celebrating something important.

Sometimes you just can't be arsed to cook. I was the same last night and got a chinese but they are all **** near where I live so it was half hour drive each way. Pretty expensive all in all, but I normally get way to much and I've already had some for breakfast and still got enough for some dinner tonight. I don't do things by halves I tell you.

Besides I'm celebrating something important.

I always find they the chinese cunts give you way too much, but lately when I've had a ch.inky I've scoffed the lot. Me appetite is massive these days. The other day I had a curry, the plate was bleeding piled high so it was, and I gobbled down the lot then had to make a couple of sarnies after as I was still hungry. I'm gonna turn into a fat bastard so I am.

What you celebrating?