Tetleys and Holstons. That's ****ing minging.

The salmon and rice sounds nice though :fing02:


It wasn't to bad the food - but i'd have preferred a few sausage rolls and sarnies - proper buffet food!

as for the ale...well... im not a big fan of tetleys - i'd prefer John smiths or Stones but they dint have it - and the only lager they served was ****ing carlsberg and that stuff is dog ****e.

What is it with places only serving those two?! Sheffield Wednesday only serve Tetleys and Carlsberg, why not Carling and John Smiths!!! Nobody likes Carlsberg, its ****!!

anyway tuggers, reply to my pm you cunt. I'm in the midst of telling you off for liking PBF after what he did to my hero Ricky.

It wasn't to bad the food - but i'd have preferred a few sausage rolls and sarnies - proper buffet food!

as for the ale...well... im not a big fan of tetleys - i'd prefer John smiths or Stones but they dint have it - and the only lager they served was ****ing carlsberg and that stuff is dog ****e.

What is it with places only serving those two?! Sheffield Wednesday only serve Tetleys and Carlsberg, why not Carling and John Smiths!!! Nobody likes Carlsberg, its ****!!

anyway tuggers, reply to my pm you cunt. I'm in the midst of telling you off for liking PBF after what he did to my hero Ricky.

I was in liverpool and saturday and one round (7 drinks) cost me £52. I was ****ing disgusted.

I was in liverpool and saturday and one round (7 drinks) cost me £52. I was ****ing disgusted.

What were you ****ing drinking!?!

I've been to Liverpool before - down Matthew Street i went, with the ex, cos we went for a weekend away.

Nice place - i like the beatles so i dint mind the music.

52 quid though? Bleeding hell Tuggs.

I could do with having the Hoff and Laddie laying spread eagled in front of me right now... one can dream.

I could do with having the Hoff and Laddie laying spread eagled in front of me right now... one can dream.


where've they gone?

there not around to much nowadays.

where've they gone?

there not around to much nowadays.

Me trousersnake has been flacid for far too long. Haven't really seen em' properly since the Hatton fight. Hopefully me bum boys didn't place too high a bet.

Me trousersnake has been flacid for far too long. Haven't really seen em' properly since the Hatton fight. Hopefully me bum boys didn't place too high a bet.

to be honest....i havent really seen hoff since he lost his modship....

his post count wained alot after.

Come on boys, come back. Miss you lads.

You alright anyway Southpaw? What you reckon of Hatton vs. PBF?? It was a rough ****ing fight. Plenty of dodgy stuff going on. I knew it'd be nasty - and i know Ricky can be a nasty cunt when he gets going...but i never expected for Hatton to be headbutting, pushing and rabbit punching all night...and PBF... **** me... i'm suprised he didnt cut Rick to shreds with that big ****** elbow of his.

to be honest....i havent really seen hoff since he lost his modship....

his post count wained alot after.

Come on boys, come back. Miss you lads.

You alright anyway Southpaw? What you reckon of Hatton vs. PBF?? It was a rough ****ing fight. Plenty of dodgy stuff going on. I knew it'd be nasty - and i know Ricky can be a nasty cunt when he gets going...but i never expected for Hatton to be headbutting, pushing and rabbit punching all night...and PBF... **** me... i'm suprised he didnt cut Rick to shreds with that big ****** elbow of his.

Bleedin eck that left hook in the tenth got me going. I didn't think I would enjoy seeing Hatton getting KO'd but I really did. Made staying up til the early hours all worth while.
Knew Hatton would lose but a KO was a surprise. :banana:

Bleedin eck that left hook in the tenth got me going. I didn't think I would enjoy seeing Hatton getting KO'd but I really did. Made staying up til the early hours all worth while.
Knew Hatton would lose but a KO was a surprise. :banana:

Was a suprise to me too mate. I knew Hatton had touched canvas before - but i think Hatton didn't help by adding to the impact. He was charging in like a bull and taking shots easy. It was a good take down for PBF...and a long time coming... After Cortez took that point..Rick was trying to hard i feel. Got sloppy....or sloppier. He was pretty messy. He fought ****ing ugly. All wrestling and maulling. Stilll i thought he looked sweet in the early rounds.

I tell you watch SS. I was ****ing hammered when the fight was finished. i pulled a marathon shift. 2pm till 7am. I'd been to the footy in the morning. i was ****ing munted by the end. After the fight, we all ended up arguing and all argie bargy. One of em was Naps friend.

In my sig... in the first round...that PBF stumble. If he'd have fallen over...what you reckon? 8-count or would have Cortez called a slip??

Was a suprise to me too mate. I knew Hatton had touched canvas before - but i think Hatton didn't help by adding to the impact. He was charging in like a bull and taking shots easy. It was a good take down for PBF...and a long time coming... After Cortez took that point..Rick was trying to hard i feel. Got sloppy....or sloppier. He was pretty messy. He fought ****ing ugly. All wrestling and maulling. Stilll i thought he looked sweet in the early rounds.

I tell you watch SS. I was ****ing hammered when the fight was finished. i pulled a marathon shift. 2pm till 7am. I'd been to the footy in the morning. i was ****ing munted by the end. After the fight, we all ended up arguing and all argie bargy. One of em was Naps friend.

In my sig... in the first round...that PBF stumble. If he'd have fallen over...what you reckon? 8-count or would have Cortez called a slip??


That would likely be a slip on Cortez' part. Was a little biased for my liking.

And I didn't get any bleedin sleep, just mixing me Stella's and coffee's all night. I spent sunday in a complete daze and had monday off work to drain me system of alcohol. Didn't stop me going to the pub on tuesday mind..

Good fight though Mick. Mayweather stood his ground so I give him props for that.

I was going to get myself one of these for Christmas:

http://www.carlsbergdraughtmaster.co.uk/

then i found out you could only put Carlsberg in the ****ers. **** that.

They better hurry up and make one for Stella.

I was going to get myself one of these for Christmas:

http://www.carlsbergdraughtmaster.co.uk/

then i found out you could only put Carlsberg in the ****ers. **** that.

They better hurry up and make one for Stella.

Thats ****. If carlsberg made draught masters that could take stella. theyd probably be the best in the world

Thats ****. If carlsberg made draught masters that could take stella. theyd probably be the best in the world

No cuntin' doubt, love.

I was going to get myself one of these for Christmas:

http://www.carlsbergdraughtmaster.co.uk/

then i found out you could only put Carlsberg in the ****ers. **** that.

They better hurry up and make one for Stella.

Me sister asked me if I wanted one of them for christmas. But like you I turned it down once I discovered there was no stella model.

Me sister asked me if I wanted one of them for christmas. But like you I turned it down once I discovered there was no stella model.

I was foaming at the mouth at the prospect of pouring meself a nice pint of stella in the comfort of me own house. But them ****ers at Carlsberg ruined the dream.

Cunts!

I was foaming at the mouth at the prospect of pouring meself a nice pint of stella in the comfort of me own house. But them ****ers at Carlsberg ruined the dream.

Cunts!


I'm sure some fella with skilled hands could correct the ****er. I'll wager the Hoff can come up with somthing.

I'm sure some fella with skilled hands could correct the ****er. I'll wager the Hoff can come up with somthing.

Aye, a Stella model that holds 12 pints worth of that sweet nectar would be a godsend .

I lost £110 in the Casino last night.

Best money I've ever lost

What a night!!!

How did you lose it, Tugs?

Fancied yourself a blackjack player, eh?

If it aint stella, it aint worth ****ing with, that's what I say. Carlsberg can kiss me cunting arse, so they can.

If it aint stella, it aint worth ****ing with, that's what I say. Carlsberg can kiss me cunting arse, so they can.

Damn cunting right, darling. I'd rather drink Versy's piss than partake of that ****.

Damn cunting right, darling. I'd rather drink Versy's piss than partake of that ****.

That's the cunting spirit. Carlsberg are a bunch of puffters so they are, who couldn't muster a decent beef bayonet charge if their lives depended on it.

The Carlsberg UK offices need to become the victim of a Limey lounge terrorist attack.

Our beef bayonets will splatter some special sauce all over their ****ing work areas.

The Carlsberg UK offices need to become the victim of a Limey lounge terrorist attack.

Our beef bayonets will splatter some special sauce all over their ****ing work areas.

We need to do an internal purge before we set off on any missions. Cunts abound in our lovely lounge at the moment. First on the list is col blake. If only exige was still around we could use him and his left hook as leverage to threaten the humourless smegma stain.

Laddie, I've got a ****in hangover that would've stopped cunting Napoleon in his tracks. I can just picture it, after waking up one morning on his journey to Waterloo, his head is throbbing like a cunt, he says to his second in command "Oi, tell the lads we aint going anywhere today. Sod the bleeding war. Those limey zit bursters will just have to wait if they want a scrap. Now go get me a paracetamol and make me a fryup."

Everything could have been so different laddie, ol' Napoleon might have avoided defeat and never have had to spent his last bastard days exiled on a poxy little island. If he just had a few too many bevvies then ol' Bony would have been well away.

We need to do an internal purge before we set off on any missions. Cunts abound in our lovely lounge at the moment. First on the list is col blake. If only exige was still around we could use him and his left hook as leverage to threaten the humourless smegma stain.

Laddie, I've got a ****in hangover that would've stopped cunting Napoleon in his tracks. I can just picture it, after waking up one morning on his journey to Waterloo, his head is throbbing like a cunt, he says to his second in command "Oi, tell the lads we aint going anywhere today. Sod the bleeding war. Those limey zit bursters will just have to wait if they want a scrap. Now go get me a paracetamol and make me a fryup."

Everything could have been so different laddie, ol' Napoleon might have avoided defeat and never have had to spent his last bastard days exiled on a poxy little island. If he just had a few too many bevvies then ol' Bony would have been well away.

What is it with short men trying to take over the world: Napoleon, Hitler, Exige?

Their ego's are too big for their kids size boots, i tell ya.

What is it with short men trying to take over the world: Napoleon, Hitler, Exige?

Their ego's are too big for their kids size boots, i tell ya.

I bet Alexander the great was a pygmy an all. ****ing sitting on top of those elephants acting like the big man, when in reality he was two foot tall and didn't reach up to his lovers balls.

What's the rumpus with that?

I bet Alexander the great was a pygmy an all. ****ing sitting on top of those elephants acting like the big man, when in reality he was two foot tall and didn't reach up to his lovers balls.

What's the rumpus with that?

Pint-sized cunt!

Anyone for a pint of stella with some special sauce on top?

Anyone for a pint of stella with some special sauce on top?

Pour me a pint with a big creamy head, darling.

Pour me a pint with a big creamy head, darling.

I'm on tap tonight, me lover. Yer can drink yer fill :luvbed:

mmm lovely stella.

"Floyd would beat Wlad by UD, Lamo"

NSB just gets worse and worse.

"Floyd would beat Wlad by UD, Lamo"

NSB just gets worse and worse.


Please tell me that is the beer goggles causing me to see such a thing...

Please tell me that is the beer goggles causing me to see such a thing...

Nope, a few Floyd fans actually said he could outbox Wlad, dodge his punches and get a UD.

Nope, a few Floyd fans actually said he could outbox Wlad, dodge his punches and get a UD.

Floyd could box God, and still win. Infact, Floyd would expose God.


Just come back from supervising Year 10 disco. haha.

Drinking pop and crisps all night.

I feel bloated.

Floyd could box God, and still win. Infact, Floyd would expose God.


Just come back from supervising Year 10 disco. haha.

Drinking pop and crisps all night.

I feel bloated.

Did you make sure Welter wasn't lurking in the bushes outside?

You can never be too careful.

Did you make sure Welter wasn't lurking in the bushes outside?

You can never be too careful.

Yeah we did. Especially since he sold Maddy to that band of pervert gypsies.

Hahaha.. you know, theres that comic strip in Viz.... where theres that pervert baker who bakes cakes in teh shape of women with donuts for fannies and shags em. haha.

I always think of Welter when i read that. haha.

Did you make sure Welter wasn't lurking in the bushes outside?

You can never be too careful.

Many a school disco has been ruined that way. All is well and everyone is as happy as larry until Welter creeps out from his hiding place, snatches a kid and is off into the night before you can say 'shanus shags sheep'.

Yeah we did. Especially since he sold Maddy to that band of pervert gypsies.

Hahaha.. you know, theres that comic strip in Viz.... where theres that pervert baker who bakes cakes in teh shape of women with donuts for fannies and shags em. haha.

I always think of Welter when i read that. haha.

LOL.

BostonGay is probably stroking one out whilst reading the two fat slags.

BBW loving bell-end.

Many a school disco has been ruined that way. All is well and everyone is as happy as larry until Welter creeps out from his hiding place, snatches a kid and is off into the night before you can say 'shanus shags sheep'.

Aye, Spring-heeled Welter the media dubbed him. He'd lure the kids away from the safety of the parents by laying a trail of smarties, then he'd snatch them and bounce off, cackling madly with an evil glint in his blood-shot eyes.

Aye, Spring-heeled Welter the media dubbed him. He'd lure the kids away from the safety of the parents by laying a trail of smarties, then he'd snatch them and bounce off, cackling madly with an evil glint in his blood-shot eyes.

Remember that advert - 'a finger a fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat' and everyone changed it to 'a finger a **** is just enough to give your kids a treat', well that's what Welter mutters to himself when he's on the prowl.

Wanna know how Welter gets away so fast:

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml06/06159.jpg

It satisfies two of his cravings at once.

Remember that advert - 'a finger a fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat' and everyone changed it to 'a finger a **** is just enough to give your kids a treat', well that's what Welter mutters to himself when he's on the prowl.

Wanna know how Welter gets away so fast:

http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml06/06159.jpg

It satisfies two of his cravings at once.


Yer never fail to crack me up, darling. I nearly spilled me pint (but that would be a sin, so it would)

Yer never fail to crack me up, darling. I nearly spilled me pint (but that would be a sin, so it would)

I do me best for yer so I do, but Alan forbid, keep a steady hand on that pint. A drop of stella wasted is truly a sin that cannot be forgiven easily.

I've got me crates of Stella in fellas, how about you?

It seems like a lifetime ago that we indulged in some drunken bum boy antics.

Who's up for some banter?

I've got me crates of Stella in fellas, how about you?

It seems like a lifetime ago that we indulged in some drunken bum boy antics.

Who's up for some banter?

I have so much stella in for over christmas, Laddie. But at the rate I'm drinken em' I'll be running out soon. What a pisser!

I have so much stella in for over christmas, Laddie. But at the rate I'm drinken em' I'll be running out soon. What a pisser!

Get it down yer, that's what it's there for.

If you have been a good bum boy then Santa will get you a Stella Factory for your Christmas anyway.

Get it down yer, that's what it's there for.

If you have been a good bum boy then Santa will get you a Stella Factory for your Christmas anyway.

I have been a bad boy sometimes, but I didn't hear you complaining :hitit:

I have been a bad boy sometimes, but I didn't hear you complaining :hitit:

If you miss out on the Stella factory for being a bad bum boy...... was i worth it? :flirt:

If you miss out on the Stella factory for being a bad bum boy...... was i worth it? :flirt:

You > Stella - any cunting day, me lover. Now thats a bleedin' compliment, eh?

You > Stella - any cunting day, me lover. Now thats a bleedin' compliment, eh?

It's the ultimate compliment.

You would make one fine drunken poet, darling.

You > Dylan Thomas.

It's the ultimate compliment.

You would make one fine drunken poet, darling.

You > Dylan Thomas.

Yer making me blush, darling :flirt:

Yer making me blush, darling :flirt:

Have you done your Christmas shopping yet or are you just going to tell everyone to **** off?

Have you done your Christmas shopping yet or are you just going to tell everyone to **** off?

I do both darling. I get a few people presents and write "**** off" on the label. I'm aiming to alienate meself from those greedy cunts who expect summet every year. Cunts!

I do both darling. I get a few people presents and write "**** off" on the label. I'm aiming to alienate meself from those greedy cunts who expect summet every year. Cunts!

Ah! thinking ahead, using the ol' noodle, eh?

I might do the same.

I say we all just give each other a reach around for Christmas.

Alrate boys, hows it gooin?

Just done all my xmas shopping in half hour at a tesco mega-store. ****ing blitzed the cunt. Bought my family all books, dvds, cd's, games and aftershaves - simple.

Then i got myself the essentials - 20 strongbox, 20 stella, 20 John Smith - for only £20. NOw thats ****ing good going. I mean, tell me a boozer where you can get on average 50 pints for 20 quid?

ANYWAY... i got a story to tell.

All the kids at school, know i box and know i love watching boxing. So when Hatton fought PBF we talked about it most lessons etc.

Anyway.. the monday after black sunday (the day i called the Sunday of mourning, in which i had my worst ever day...ie... the day the Hitman fell.) I had this 12 year old kid shout out "i don't like Ricky Hatton anyway, he's ****, Amir Khan is tons better- he KO'd a guy in a minute."

Suffering from my immence hangover which was incurred from over 15 hours drinking over that weekend, my wrath was unbareable.

I hate that child. The only thing i haven't done is physically attacked him - but i reckon i've sorted that out with the school bully.

Alrate boys, hows it gooin?

Just done all my xmas shopping in half hour at a tesco mega-store. ****ing blitzed the cunt. Bought my family all books, dvds, cd's, games and aftershaves - simple.

Then i got myself the essentials - 20 strongbox, 20 stella, 20 John Smith - for only £20. NOw thats ****ing good going. I mean, tell me a boozer where you can get on average 50 pints for 20 quid?

ANYWAY... i got a story to tell.

All the kids at school, know i box and know i love watching boxing. So when Hatton fought PBF we talked about it most lessons etc.

Anyway.. the monday after black sunday (the day i called the Sunday of mourning, in which i had my worst ever day...ie... the day the Hitman fell.) I had this 12 year old kid shout out "i don't like Ricky Hatton anyway, he's ****, Amir Khan is tons better- he KO'd a guy in a minute."

Suffering from my immence hangover which was incurred from over 15 hours drinking over that weekend, my wrath was unbareable.

I hate that child. The only thing i haven't done is physically attacked him - but i reckon i've sorted that out with the school bully.

I'd have kicked his ****ing face in for being an ignorant little ****.

There are tons of American versions of him on this site though..... they're called Floyd fans.

Some people just don't understand the politics of boxing and how media savvy these boxers are created to be.

So what, if you've got a loss or two on your record. You still should go for it. What i say - make one belt for every division - and let that one belt organisation pick the fights.

Then Hatton would be fight Mallignaggi/Witter, PBF would have fought Cotto numerous times by now and ****ing hell - maybe Enzo would have fought someone who wasn't a ****ing part-timer.

It'll never happen... but.. y'know... just sayin.

It shouldn't be such a ****ing obsticle having a "L" on your record!!

(on me 5th can of strongbow anyway)

Some people just don't understand the politics of boxing and how media savvy these boxers are created to be.

So what, if you've got a loss or two on your record. You still should go for it. What i say - make one belt for every division - and let that one belt organisation pick the fights.

Then Hatton would be fight Mallignaggi/Witter, PBF would have fought Cotto numerous times by now and ****ing hell - maybe Enzo would have fought someone who wasn't a ****ing part-timer.

It'll never happen... but.. y'know... just sayin.

It shouldn't be such a ****ing obsticle having a "L" on your record!!

(on me 5th can of strongbow anyway)

You're absolutely correct, darling.

I'll down this bottle of Stella in your honour. :luvbed:

You're absolutely correct, darling.

I'll down this bottle of Stella in your honour. :luvbed:

Wait! Wait!

i'll down mine too..

1..2..3... Go.

Lovely.

Anyways...Enzo Maccarinelli pisses me off.

Does he you!?

Who else pisses me off... erm.. Clinton Woods - why won't he defend his belt against someone decent.

Erm... oh yeah, and why wont any of Amir Khans opponents stay on there ****ing feet.

If only boxing matches weren't refereed - we'd be celebrating a Hatton victory, and Floyd would be missing his balls.

Woe is us.

thats true. If PBF had started some **** in the boozer, say he called your mum fat or something. And Rick was at your table, having a jar, talking about the breath of fresh air that Sven Goran Errickson has breathed into Man City or along those lines.

Rick would jump up, say "whoa mate, steady on - OasisLads mams alrate actually, what you trying to say cunt?"

instead of saying sorry... Pbf is like "WHAT YOU SAYIN FAT MAN!? GO DRINK ANOTHER GUINESS BEER!!!"

Anyway..erm.. Hatton would headbutt the darkie to pieces.

thats true. If PBF had started some **** in the boozer, say he called your mum fat or something. And Rick was at your table, having a jar, talking about the breath of fresh air that Sven Goran Errickson has breathed into Man City or along those lines.

Rick would jump up, say "whoa mate, steady on - OasisLads mams alrate actually, what you trying to say cunt?"

instead of saying sorry... Pbf is like "WHAT YOU SAYIN FAT MAN!? GO DRINK ANOTHER GUINESS BEER!!!"

Anyway..erm.. Hatton would headbutt the darkie to pieces.

Aye, even all the King's horses and all the King's men wouldn't be able to put Money May back together again .

and thats another thing.

Pretty boy Floyd> Money Mayweather.

Cuntin hell, thought there were some carol singers outside. I've had this bucket of water next to me door for weeks in anticipation. Why do the cunts always let me down? Just a nonse with his car stereo playing jingle bells overly loud. :nonono:

and thats another thing.

Pretty boy Floyd> Money Mayweather.

Aye, money May is ****. And to think, Floyd wants it to be a brand name which means Money May aftershave and clothing lines.

*Shudders*

Remember at school, some kids would be bullied if people thought they were wearing cheap clothes or clothes not regarded as cool?

Well i can see kids 10 years from now getting the **** kicked out of them for wearing Money May trousers.

Cuntin hell, thought there were some carol singers outside. I've had this bucket of water next to me door for weeks in anticipation. Why do the cunts always let me down? Just a nonse with his car stereo playing jingle bells overly loud. :nonono:

You should have let the prick's tyres down.

You should have let the prick's tyres down.

I put the water to good use Laddie. He's gonna have spend all morning defrosting that windscreen tomorrow.

I put the water to good use Laddie. He's gonna have spend all morning defrosting that windscreen tomorrow.

Can we say owned! i think we can. :luvbed:

Can we say owned! i think we can. :luvbed:

An annie pwnage without a computer to hide behind. I think that warrents another stella. cheers :beerchug:

An annie pwnage without a computer to hide behind. I think that warrents another stella. cheers :beerchug:

I'd love to be there as he gets up in the morning to go to his car. :owned:

I'd love to be there as he gets up in the morning to go to his car. :owned:

I wouldn't... he's a big fella with an exige like left hook. :puppy_dog

I wouldn't... he's a big fella with an exige like left hook. :puppy_dog

**** him.

I'll Willie Pep around his slow meandering hooks.

UD for Laddie.

**** him.

I'll Willie Pep around his slow meandering hooks.

UD for Laddie.

I'll pop him one and see where it gets me. I'll hatton him into a lampost.

****in' cunts!

Me beloved Celtic drew 1-1 with Hibs - that's 1 point out of a possible six. If Rangers beat us at the Old Firm New Year derby then the league is surely lost.

Comfort me Stella.

****in' cunts!

Me beloved Celtic drew 1-1 with Hibs - that's 1 point out of a possible six. If Rangers beat us at the Old Firm New Year derby then the league is surely lost.

Comfort me Stella.

Another big blow for Celtic but it is hard to imagine a more difficult run of games for Rangers - Aberdeen away, Motherwell at home, Hibs away, Celtic away and Dundee United at home. If Rangers win all those games then they will have one hand on the league title. You had better hope Boruc and Nakamura are back for January 2nd.

Another big blow for Celtic but it is hard to imagine a more difficult run of games for Rangers - Aberdeen away, Motherwell at home, Hibs away, Celtic away and Dundee United at home. If Rangers win all those games then they will have one hand on the league title. You had better hope Boruc and Nakamura are back for January 2nd.

I can see Rangers possibly dropping points away to Celtic and Hibs, but that's it.
And we desperately need Boruc back as Brown is ****.

I was tuckin' into a pot noodle watching the cunt pissing about with his car before. Bleedin eck' I haven't laughed so much in a while.
Then some of me cuntin' family came round and I had to give em' the **** off presents. All in a days work, now for a stella evening.

I was tuckin' into a pot noodle watching the cunt pissing about with his car before. Bleedin eck' I haven't laughed so much in a while.
Then some of me cuntin' family came round and I had to give em' the **** off presents. All in a days work, now for a stella evening.

I just got me lips round a take-away from the Chinese.

Cuntin' scrumptious and nothing beats Stella to wash it down with.

I just got me lips round a take-away from the Chinese.

Cuntin' scrumptious and nothing beats Stella to wash it down with.

I'm on cheap ready meals at the minute, Laddie. All this christmas booze has made me a little low on funds.. but it is bleeding worth it so it is.

I'm on cheap ready meals at the minute, Laddie. All this christmas booze has made me a little low on funds.. but it is bleeding worth it so it is.

Aye, i love me nosh, but nothing beats a good booze.

Aye, i love me nosh, but nothing beats a good booze.

I'll be passing out and waking up january 1st at this rate.

I'll be passing out and waking up january 1st at this rate.

When you do wake up, i'll be beside you with a big Cracker for you to pull on.

When you do wake up, i'll be beside you with a big Cracker for you to pull on.

Nothing would please me more, babes.

Nothing would please me more, babes.

Aye, and when you pull my cracker, i don't give a ****ty joke and a paper hat.... i give a generous helping of special sauce. :luvbed:

Aye, and when you pull my cracker, i don't give a ****ty joke and a paper hat.... i give a generous helping of special sauce. :luvbed:

**** christmas, january 1st is where it's at! :hitit:

**** christmas, january 1st is where it's at! :hitit:

You know it makes sense.

Awright, fellas. Christmas Eve, eh.

Awright, fellas. Christmas Eve, eh.

Yup.

And im in work :(

AND....i want a stella

I only just got up. Not really feeling christmassy yet. Will do when i have a jar down the boozer tonight i reckon.

You out O/Lad? Tuggers??

I only just got up. Not really feeling christmassy yet. Will do when i have a jar down the boozer tonight i reckon.

You out O/Lad? Tuggers??

Nope, nothing planned as of yet, but the day is young.

A night in with Stella or a night out with Stella, i don't mind which.

A night in for me. If I encounter any "Jolly" people i nthe pub I'd be likely to deck them at the minute. Safer for all if I stay home.

God damn homos.

should be a good night out anyway

Just got back from the shops with me carry-out - 12 cans of Stella, 8 bottles of Grolsch and a half bottle of Jack D. I was in such a good mood when i got back, that i ordered meself two new pairs of Adidas trainers online.

Merry cuntin' Christmas, slags.

People have been bringing me bottles of champagne all week. I'm a cuntin' stella drinker, do my family know me at all?

People have been bringing me bottles of champagne all week. I'm a cuntin' stella drinker, do my family know me at all?

I can't stand Champagne, darling. It's just cuntin cider charged at extortionate prices, isn't it.

I remember me mum got me a bottle of Pink Champagne for me 16th birthday :nonono: But Laddie wasn't about to be outdone, i gave it to some drunken slag in exchange for a blowjob.

Happy Days!

I can't stand Champagne, darling. It's just cuntin cider charged at extortionate prices, isn't it.

I remember me mum got me a bottle of Pink Champagne for me 16th birthday :nonono: But Laddie wasn't about to be outdone, i gave it to some drunken slag in exchange for a blowjob.

Happy Days!

The kind of sharpness that has made you into the bum boy you are today. cheers :beerchug:


Laddie, yer know 40 is the new 30 right? I was watching Marisa Tomei last night. Bleedin eck' she's one good slag eh?

The kind of sharpness that has made you into the bum boy you are today. cheers :beerchug:


Laddie, yer know 40 is the new 30 right? I was watching Marisa Tomei last night. Bleedin eck' she's one good slag eh?

Aye, she makes me trousersnake dance like no flute ever could.

Aye, she makes me trousersnake dance like no flute ever could.

Is it doing the tango babes?

Me teeth are numb with all this drink.

Is it doing the tango babes?

Me teeth are numb with all this drink.

It's doing the Tango, the Waltz, the Gay Gordon and the paso Doble all at once.

It's doing the Tango, the Waltz, the Gay Gordon and the paso Doble all at once.


Will yer be watching our Harry tomorrow, babes?

I may be roaming the streets looking for drunken slags to give me champagne to. Hopefully I'll be back in time.

Will yer be watching our Harry tomorrow, babes?

I may be roaming the streets looking for drunken slags to give me champagne to. Hopefully I'll be back in time.

You can't go wrong with a sloppy blowjob and Harry, darling. You really can't.

You can't go wrong with a sloppy blowjob and Harry, darling. You really can't.

That you can't, babes. Merry cuntin' christmas.

I hope the Hoff pays us a visit. He promised to pop down me chimney tonight, :luvbed:

That you can't, babes. Merry cuntin' christmas.

I hope the Hoff pays us a visit. He promised to pop down me chimney tonight, :luvbed:

Will you be leaving him some milk and cookies?

P.S. Did you see the Roy Jones Vs Joe Louis thread? People are actually picking Jones to KO Louis. :nonono:

Will you be leaving him some milk and cookies?

P.S. Did you see the Roy Jones Vs Joe Louis thread? People are actually picking Jones to KO Louis. :nonono:

I'll be leaving him a throbbing trousersnake and some stella to be festive.

And I made a point to avoid that thread darling... I have come to expect certain fellas to sprout bull**** whenever that glass chinned cunt's name is mentioned.

I'll be leaving him a throbbing torusersnake and some stella to be festive.

And I made a point to avoid that thread darling... I have come to expect certain fellas to sprout bull**** whenever that glass chinned cunt's name is mentioned.

Santa probably gets left the same - which is why he is so fat and suffering from heart disease.

The milk and cookies malarky must be an urban myth.

Santa probably gets left the same - which is why he is so fat and suffering from heart disease.

The milk and cookies malarky must be an urban myth.

The curse of Mr. Green hit me, Laddie. I spelt trousersnake wrongly.. :nonono:
Is the booze really getting to the stinger?

The curse of Mr. Green hit me, Laddie. I spelt trousersnake wrongly.. :nonono:
Is the booze really getting to the stinger?

Fear not, Southpaw, me lover. You could drink and lose a hundred brain-cells a day for 40 years and still be Einstein to his Big Brother contestant.

The way of the bum boy is strong in you.

Fear not, Southpaw, me lover. You could drink and lose a hundred brain-cells a day for 40 years and still be Einstein to his Big Brother contestant.

The way of the bum boy is strong in you.

Cheers darling, I needed that litle confidence booster. I'm actually drinking champagne now. It's expensive stuff so one bottle couldn't hurt. Still no match for a good stella though, so it isn't.

That it cuntin isn't.

A 12-pack of Stella > an Ocean of Champagne.

That it cuntin isn't.

A 12-pack of Stella > an Ocean of Champagne.

That it cuntin isn't.

A 12-pack of Stella > an Ocean of Champagne.

I've got some whisky in for tomorrow, babes. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without it, so it wouldn't.

I've got some whisky in for tomorrow, babes. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without it, so it wouldn't.

Aye, another thing the world can thank us penny-pinching Scots for.

Aye, another thing the world can thank us penny-pinching Scots for.

I tell yer Laddie, a world without whisky and Irn Bru doesn't bear thinking about, so it doesn't.

I tell yer Laddie, a world without whisky and Irn Bru doesn't bear thinking about, so it doesn't.

That it doesn't.

John Logie baird must be turning in his grave though, with all the **** they are broadcasting on his idiot box.

Songs of Praise? **** off!
X-Factor? **** off!
Repeats? **** off!

That it doesn't.

John Logie baird must be turning in his grave though, with all the **** they are broadcasting on his idiot box.

Songs of Praise? **** off!
X-Factor? **** off!
Repeats? **** off!

Indeed. Any bleedin reality tv can **** right off!

Would yer call ol' Logie the greatest ever Scot darling. I mean TV must be the greatest ever invention right?

Indeed. Any bleedin reality tv can **** right off!

Would yer call ol' Logie the greatest ever Scot darling. I mean TV must be the greatest ever invention right?

There's a fair few candidates, darling.

I hardly ever use the telephone, so i think it's a tad overrated.

We have a lot of literary greats; Barrie, Burns, Conan Doyle, Robert Louis Stevenson.

We gave the world David Hume, David Livingstone and many more.

We gave the world; Anaesthetics, Penicillin, Geosciences, Microwave Ovens ( Where would a bachelor bum boy be without em, eh?) Pneumatic Tyres, Radar, Refrigerators and the ultimate invention.... Whisky.

Still, it all pales in comparison next to me trousersnake does it not? So can we say that the greatest thing to ever come out of Scotland is me, Laddie?

There's a fair few candidates, darling.

I hardly ever use the telephone, so i think it's a tad overrated.

We have a lot of literary greats; Barrie, Burns, Conan Doyle, Robert Louis Stevenson.

We gave the world David Hume, David Livingstone and many more.

We gave the world; Anaesthetics, Penicillin, Geosciences, Microwave Ovens ( Where would a bachelor bum boy be without em, eh?) Pneumatic Tyres, Radar, Refrigerators and the ultimate invention.... Whisky.

Still, it all pales in comparison next to me trousersnake does it not? So can we say that the greatest thing to ever come out of Scotland is me, Laddie?

It's highly likely, darling. Infact if you were born a century earlier, I'd wager me left nut that you'd invent the television first un'all. So yes yer the best and sexiest, Laddie :hitit:

It's highly likely, darling. Infact if you were born a century earlier, I'd wager me left nut that you'd invent the television first un'all. So yes yer the best and sexiest, Laddie :hitit:

I'd have invented it darling, but i'd have put a retard filter inside, so that the likes of the X-Factor would be un-broadcastable.

Even in the early 20th century - my televisions would all have been in High Definition an' all.

I'd have invented it darling, but i'd have put a retard filter inside, so that the likes of the X-Factor would be un-broadcastable.

Even in the early 20th century - my televisions would all have been in High Definition an' all.


Then that settles it.

Laddie > Logie Baird

Then that settles it.

Laddie > Logie Baird

All the cuntin' way, babes. :luvbed:

All the cuntin' way, babes. :luvbed:

Well a couple more pints for me and maybe a few more whacks to Miss Tomei and then I might hit the sack, so to speak. Drinking all day really takes it out of yer, so it does.

Well a couple more pints for me and maybe a few more whacks to Miss Tomei and then I might hit the sack, so to speak. Drinking all day really takes it out of yer, so it does.

Whack one out for me, me love.

Whack one out for me, me love.

Sorted, me lover. Nigella was on a few weeks ago, babes. I almost whacked out me bladder.

Damn Internet! keep playing up on me.

Cunt!

Lamo Vs Lmao..... it's a hard choice.

Lamo Vs Lmao..... it's a hard choice.

Look at it for a moment.... down a stella... look at it again. You will find it easier to make up yer mind, me lover.

Look at it for a moment.... down a stella... look at it again. You will find it easier to make up yer mind, me lover.

I'm on Grolsch tonight, darling.

haha, just picked me brother up from the pub. He tells me that our old library assistant from school was really hammered and got chucked out for having a scrap! haha. ****ing library troll we used to call her!. LOLZ

How was your boxing day?

Bleedin eck, haven't been as drunk as last night in a long cunting time.

Oh Yes It's Ladies Night, And The Feelings Right.

Alright, me Limey darlings?

And Dye, it's always bum boy night round these parts and it only feels right if lots of lube is used.

Laddie, how are you getting on with the Rebus books me darling?

Laddie, how are you getting on with the Rebus books me darling?

I've started the 6th one, babes.

And you were right babes - the books do get better as you go on.

My personal favourite so far was probably Tooth and Nail - the 3rd in the series about the serial killer named Wolfman.

The 4th and 5th were cuntin' good reads as well.

I've started the 6th one, babes.

And you were right babes - the books do get better as you go on.

My personal favourite so far was probably Tooth and Nail - the 3rd in the series about the serial killer named Wolfman.

The 4th and 5th were cuntin' good reads as well.
And they keep getting better darling. I knew you'd like that sexy alcoholic ex-soldiering bum boy copper.

Ian Rankin says that it was the trauma of his kid having some obscure disease and not being able to walk or talk that made him a successful writer. He says that when he was writing the 8th rebus novel he poured all his anger and distress into that novel and that is what lifted it above the average crime fiction and made him an international best seller, and since then the slag hasn't looked back.

And they keep getting better darling. I knew you'd like that sexy alcoholic ex-soldiering bum boy copper.

Ian Rankin says that it was the trauma of his kid having some obscure disease and not being able to walk or talk that made him a successful writer. He says that when he was writing the 8th rebus novel he poured all his anger and distress into that novel and that is what lifted it above the average crime fiction and made him an international best seller, and since then the slag hasn't looked back.

I'll be looking forward to that one.

Rebus is a ladies man isn't he. All his female colleagues want a bit.

I'll be looking forward to that one.

Rebus is a ladies man isn't he. All his female colleagues want a bit.

Siobhan wants a portion, fo shizzle. He's a proper mans man aint he. The type that would kick James Bond in the cunt for ordering a martini at the bar. Buy a proper drink, yer tart, that's what he'd say. Get a pint down yer.

Siobhan wants a portion, fo shizzle. He's a proper mans man aint he. The type that would kick James Bond in the cunt for ordering a martini at the bar. Buy a proper drink, yer tart, that's what he'd say. Get a pint down yer.

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Had a dodgy kebab last night, fellas. I've been visiting the gents frequently today.

Alright boys ......

Tubes, will you kiss me at the bells?

Tubes, will you kiss me at the bells?

Yes, me darling. :luvbed:

You're a star so you cuntin' well are.

Drinks are on me... fancy some? :luvbed:

Drinks are on me... fancy some? :luvbed:

I'll have a pint of heavy and a large whisky, please. :luvbed:

I'll have a pint of heavy and a large whisky, please. :luvbed:

I think I'll be leaving a healthy liver behind in 2007, babes.

I think I'll be leaving a healthy liver behind in 2007, babes.

It'll be worth it though.

It'll be worth it though.

im @ 6:41 what time are you guys at

It'll be worth it though.

**** health.

Stella > NHS

im @ 6:41 what time are you guys at

It's 23:54 here now, me lover - 6 minutes from 2008.

**** health.

Stella > NHS

No doubt, lover.

At least you know where you are with Stella. There ain't no cuntin waiting, there ain't no cuntin superbugs.

It's 23:54 here now, me lover - 6 minutes from 2008.

happy new year

happy new year

Let's have a shag to ring in the new year. :luvbed:

Let's have a shag to ring in the new year. :luvbed:

ha i might have to rain-check that... its only 7:00 here anyways heh.

and with that.. time for me to get drunk. good night

ha i might have to rain-check that... its only 7:00 here anyways heh.

and with that.. time for me to get drunk. good night

Enjoy your night, babes.

Give some slapper a portion for me.

Laddie... I want me first shag of the year to be you :luvbed:

Laddie... I want me first shag of the year to be you :luvbed:

My wish is your command.

Come and get it.

My wish is your command.

Come and get it.

I'll let yer give me big ben a ring if yer want, me lover :luvbed:

I'll let yer give me big ben a ring if yer want, me lover :luvbed:

I'll give your Big Ben more than a ring..... i'll give him a ring, followed by a buzz and ending with some chap.

I'll give your Big Ben more than a ring..... i'll give him a ring, followed by a buzz and ending with some chap.

Let the new year in with a bang, Laddie. Thats the way I like it. :kiss:

Happy new year, slags.

Any of you fellas nursing hangovers?

Lightweights!

No hangover, Laddie. Just wanting more drink..

No hangover, Laddie. Just wanting more drink..

I've already had me 1st-of-the-day takeaway - A special fried rice and a portion of barbecued ribs, and now i'm getting stuck into me beers.

A few hours from now and a 2nd crate followed by a pizza is the plan. :luvbed:

I've already had me 1st-of-the-day takeaway - A special fried rice and a portion of barbecued ribs, and now i'm getting stuck into me beers.

A few hours from now and a 2nd crate followed by a pizza is the plan. :luvbed:

Just a regular night in for a glasgow fella eh?

Just a regular night in for a glasgow fella eh?

Aye, i'd go out and chib someone but i can't be arsed.

I've already had me 1st-of-the-day takeaway - A special fried rice and a portion of barbecued ribs, and now i'm getting stuck into me beers.

A few hours from now and a 2nd crate followed by a pizza is the plan. :luvbed:

is it dry or wet special fried rice? I can't abide the wet variety.

is it dry or wet special fried rice? I can't abide the wet variety.

I asked them to drown the **** in sauce, and i got my wish. :luvbed:

Laddie, Michelle Pfeiffer or Jennifer Tilly - who's the hotter milf darling?

Laddie, Michelle Pfeiffer or Jennifer Tilly - who's the hotter milf darling?

Tilly all the way.

Tilly all the way.


I've made me first visit to the Tweedy thread this year, babes.

:luvbed:

I've made me first visit to the Tweedy thread this year, babes.

:luvbed:

One word: Boobies!

did you like what you saw, lover?

Why do you mock me, oh server?

One word: Boobies!

did you like what you saw, lover?

It made me day, Laddie. A late christmas present I say.

I can see clearly now the Dosia's gone
Without his huge lumbering frame in the way
Gone is the big bonce that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright ( Bright )
Bright ( bright ) Sunshining day

It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshining day

Oh yes, i can make it to sleep now his bonce has gone
All of the boy racers have disappeared
His head was the road block i'd been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshining day (ooh...)

Look all around,
There's nothing but Smokin' lies
He'll never be cool
no matter how hard he tries

I can see clearly the Dosia's gone
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
It's gonna be a bright sunshine day
It's gonna be a sunshine, sunshine day
It's gonna be a sunshine, sunshine day
It's gonna be a bright sunshine day
It's gonna be a bright sunshine day
It's gonna be a bright sunshine day
It's gonna be a bright sunshine day

It's gonna be a bright, bright shoulder-free day.

That was beautiful laddie me darling. Truly a work of art.

I'm actually missing the dosia. I used to like it when he got angry.

That was beautiful laddie me darling. Truly a work of art.

I'm actually missing the dosia. I used to like it when he got angry.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it when i'm angry" he'd say, but instead of turning green like the hulk, he'd drop a few verses about shagging some hoes.

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it when i'm angry" he'd say, but instead of turning green like the hulk, he'd drop a few verses about shagging some hoes.

He was so easy to wind up. Whenever I was bored I could always rely on the dosia to brighten me day. A wee insult and the big bonced slag would start rapping like he was an extra trying to steal the show in 8 mile. I want him back.

The Dosia could never participate in a rap battle, could he? the first verbal diiss his opponent threw and the Dosia would be instantly on top of him, throttling the life out of the poor cunt.

The Dosia could never participate in a rap battle, could he? the first verbal diiss his opponent threw and the Dosia would be instantly on top of him, throttling the life out of the poor cunt.

"*****, you a sheep, I'm mother****ing Shanus
You getting ****ed right up your anus
And yo, your head be bigger than the planet uranus"

The fella who uttered those lines would be left for dead on the stage before you can say 'ghostinmachines is a cunt'.

zup...whats up in the lounge.....

Bonjourno, fellow bum boy drunks.

Bonjourno, fellow bum boy drunks.

Good evening me lover.

Tomorrow is the day that me beloved aston villa will beat the red scum. I can't wait so I can't.

Good evening me lover.

Tomorrow is the day that me beloved aston villa will beat the red scum. I can't wait so I can't.

They've been on a bit of a roll, Villa have, haven't they.

I think me beloved Celtic have lost out on signing Faddy at the last minute, because them cunts at Everton are demanding more than £5M for him.

They've been on a bit of a roll, Villa have, haven't they.

I think me beloved Celtic have lost out on signing Faddy at the last minute, because them cunts at Everton are demanding more than £5M for him.

He scored the other day as well, that can't have helped. Don't lose hope though, maybe ol' Faddy will ask for a move and tell the scouse cunts to **** off.

I just hope that we manage to keep hold of Laursen. He's been doing a mighty fine job this season.

I've been impressed with Agbonlahor, so much so, that i sold Faddy and bought him for me Fantasy football team.

What's the story with Laursen then, Some grubby mitts trying to snatch him away, out of contract?

I've been impressed with Agbonlahor, so much so, that i sold Faddy and bought him for me Fantasy football team.

What's the story with Laursen then, Some grubby mitts trying to snatch him away, out of contract?

He's in the last year of his contract and can start negotiating for a move away from the mighty villa. I think there are clubs after him due to this. I heard tottenham wanted him but they can do one.

Agbonlahor will soon be an England regular, the lad is a fast little ****er and a wee bit skillful an all.

Ashley Young an all. ****ing terrific player. Get him in yer team laddie.

Who's this wee willy Hinkle you've signed?

He's in the last year of his contract and can start negotiating for a move away from the mighty villa. I think there are clubs after him due to this. I heard tottenham wanted him but they can do one.

Agbonlahor will soon be an England regular, the lad is a fast little ****er and a wee bit skillful an all.

Ashley Young an all. ****ing terrific player. Get him in yer team laddie.

Who's this wee willy Hinkle you've signed?

Hinkel looks a solid defender and we have been badly hit by defensive injuries this season.

Nakamura will be back from injury soon as well, so it's upwards and onwards.


Look out, Barcelona.... the celts are coming, slags!

Hinkel looks a solid defender and we have been badly hit by defensive injuries this season.

Nakamura will be back from injury soon as well, so it's upwards and onwards.


Look out, Barcelona.... the celts are coming, slags!

Those spanish cunts are diving to the floor at just the thought of having to play youse lot. There's some siesta loving slag who're probably still writhing around on a high street in barcelona, just for the practice.

Cunts!

Youse lot can do it laddie.

Those spanish cunts are diving to the floor at just the thought of having to play youse lot. There's some siesta loving slag who're probably still writhing around on a high street in barcelona, just for the practice.

Cunts!

Youse lot can do it laddie.

It'd be good to do it just to see the expression on Frank rijkaard's constipated coupon.

**** you, Frank. **** you.

It'd be good to do it just to see the expression on Frank rijkaard's constipated coupon.

**** you, Frank. **** you.

Was it Frank who spat at someone in a world cup game once? or was it some german slag who spat at him? I can never remember. Either way, I'd give both of the cunts a glasgow kiss, whoever the cunting german was.

Was it Frank who spat at someone in a world cup game once? or was it some german slag who spat at him? I can never remember. Either way, I'd give both of the cunts a glasgow kiss, whoever the cunting german was.

Aye, Frank spat on Rudi Voller.

Aye, Frank spat on Rudi Voller.

What a cunt he is eh. I bet he wouldn't have tried that **** with Big Duncan Ferguson, or Big Ron.

I bet even John Motson could have him.

Imagine big Ron was a poster on this site and was critiquing Versey's amateur bouts?

"You stupid lazy, N.igger. you let him dance right past you, you dumb ****ing n.igger"

Good times, eh.

Imagine big Ron was a poster on this site and was critiquing Versey's amateur bouts?

"You stupid lazy, N.igger. you let him dance right past you, you dumb ****ing n.igger"

Good times, eh.

"You fat small lazy n.igger, why did you let him KO you? What, wrong shoes? **** that, you dumb n.igger."

Then Graham Taylor would wander past and say "That boy Versy is ****ing useless. Do I not like that."

Then Keegan would saunter past and say: I would ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, if Versey won his next bout.

Then Mourinho would walk past and claim he could've knocked a prime Ali out in 1.

Cunt!

Then Keegan would saunter past and say: I would ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT, if Versey won his next bout.

Then Mourinho would walk past and claim he could've knocked a prime Ali out in 1.

Cunt!

Then Benitez would enter from stage left, scratch his beard, and say "it should have been a tag team match. Rotation, that's the name of the game. Versy would never have been KO'd if he'd have been rotated".

Ferguson would have just kicked a boot at Versy and given him the hairdryer treatment, which is what the slag deserves.

ALrate lads, guess what - me mates only gone and wrangled me and him a couple of tickets to the Wednesday vs. Sheff Utd derby on the 17th of Jan.

Result eh? Them ****ers be like Gold Dust i tell thee.

Then Benitez would enter from stage left, scratch his beard, and say "it should have been a tag team match. Rotation, that's the name of the game. Versy would never have been KO'd if he'd have been rotated".

Ferguson would have just kicked a boot at Versy and given him the hairdryer treatment, which is what the slag deserves.

Aye, **** Emanuel Steward - Fergie is the man to get Verse's career back on track.

ALrate lads, guess what - me mates only gone and wrangled me and him a couple of tickets to the Wednesday vs. Sheff Utd derby on the 17th of Jan.

Result eh? Them ****ers be like Gold Dust i tell thee.
Good show Mickey. I hope you thrash the ****ers.

Aye, **** Emanuel Steward - Fergie is the man to get Verse's career back on track.

Wenger would be the wrong man for the job of guiding Versy to success, don't you think? Versy would say "Ive gt the hardest left hook in da bizness, its evn betta than Exiges", and Wenger would say "everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home", to which Versy would reply "**** u Arsenehole, Im stil upset about Babyphat, y u gotta rubb it in?"

ALrate lads, guess what - me mates only gone and wrangled me and him a couple of tickets to the Wednesday vs. Sheff Utd derby on the 17th of Jan.

Result eh? Them ****ers be like Gold Dust i tell thee.

United are there for the taking. I don't see Robbo lasting much longer there and Wednesday could seal his fate.

I've run out of cans of stella, sadly, I'm gonna have to go onto the carling now.

Pray for me my fellow bum boys, tis not a situation I would wish upon any of you.

...and I didn't ****ing buy the carling me cunting self, oh no. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

I'd rather drink Heather Mills's rat's milk tainted piss than touch Carling, babes.

I'll pray for you.

United are there for the taking. I don't see Robbo lasting much longer there and Wednesday could seal his fate.

To true. To true. It'll break there heart if we run over them.

I don't think i'll enjoy the match. To much bragging rights will be riding on it - with my mates...with the kids at school - guarenteed the Unitedite students won't let slide - **** it... i've coloured the electronic chalk-board blue and white for months. They hate it. hahaha.

****, i can only imagine what the Glasgow derby is like. Mental.

Mickey when is it when your off to New York?

Msagain : I'm off to New York on the 8th. Can't wait mate.

Gonna get some partying and some eating done in that city i tells thee.

Why whats up!? You heard a conspiricy from resident terrorists Eazy_mas and Naz-Fan?

i don't mind a bit of Carling. Its not that bad!!

Now Carlsburg. That is scraping the barrel.

Ms, dey-do-do-don't-dey-do?

I'd rather drink Heather Mills's rat's milk tainted piss than touch Carling, babes.

I'll pray for you.

Now carling down the boozer, that aint bad, but from a can? **** that for a game of skittles!

I'm gonna grin and bare it.

Msagain : I'm off to New York on the 8th. Can't wait mate.

Gonna get some partying and some eating done in that city i tells thee.

Why whats up!? You heard a conspiricy from resident terrorists Eazy_mas and Naz-Fan?

I heard what happened yeh lol. I never heard what Eazy_mas said tho.

I heard what happened yeh lol. I never heard what Eazy_mas said tho.

he didn't say anythin! but he's the only middle eastern resident i could think of on this forum! haha.

Why you ask anyway!? You wanting me to take some pics of me, on the streets in New York, pwning people for the Limeys on here.

he didn't say anythin! but he's the only middle eastern resident i could think of on this forum! haha.

Why you ask anyway!? You wanting me to take some pics of me, on the streets in New York, pwning people for the Limeys on here.

You could upload a few pic would be intresting.

Maybe show them cunts a bit of happy slapping. lol

haha, i was gonna go on a Wednesday rampage and smash some shops up........alone...

but them ****ers got guns.

I think i'll just take in the sights instead. Much safer.

To true. To true. It'll break there heart if we run over them.

I don't think i'll enjoy the match. To much bragging rights will be riding on it - with my mates...with the kids at school - guarenteed the Unitedite students won't let slide - **** it... i've coloured the electronic chalk-board blue and white for months. They hate it. hahaha.

****, i can only imagine what the Glasgow derby is like. Mental.

The Old Firm game is mental but sadly the match that was due to be played on Wednesday was postponed as a mark of respect to Phil O'Donnell who died last weekend (Didn't he have a spell with Wednesday). Anyway, because of fixture congestion over the next couple of months with cup games and both teams involved in Europe we could have the unprecedented situation of three Old Firm games to be played in the space of just a few weeks. If that happens then the team that gets the best of those three games will almost certainly win the league and it could be an absolutely mental couple of weeks in Glasgow.

Good luck in the cup on Sunday, Derby are another team who are there for the taking.

The Old Firm game is mental but sadly the match that was due to be played on Wednesday was postponed as a mark of respect to Phil O'Donnell who died last weekend (Didn't he have a spell with Wednesday). Anyway, because of fixture congestion over the next couple of months with cup games and both teams involved in Europe we could have the unprecedented situation of three Old Firm games to be played in the space of just a few weeks. If that happens then the team that gets the best of those three games will almost certainly win the league and it could be an absolutely mental couple of weeks in Glasgow.

Good luck in the cup on Sunday, Derby are another team who are there for the taking.

Yeah Phil O'Donnell played at Wednesday, he was on the front of a couple of local papers when he passed.

Sounds exciting times in Glasgow mate. Hope you enjoy it.

The boy lay prone in the grass, his chin resting on his hands. He suddenly found himself overwhelmed by a heightened awareness of the tangled stems and roots, a forest in microcosm, a transfigured world of ants and beetles and even - though he wouldn't have known the details at the time - of soil bacteria by the billions, silently and invisibly shoring up the economy of the micro-world. Suddenly the micro-forest of the turf seemed to swell and become one with the universe, and with the rapt mind of the boy contemplating it. He interpreted the experience in religious terms and it led him eventually to the priesthood. He was ordained an Anglican priest and became a chaplain at my school, a teacher of whom I was fond. It is thanks to decent liberal clergymen like him that nobody could ever claim that I had religion forced down my throat.

In another time and place, that boy could have been me under the stars, dazzled by Orion, Cassiopeia and Ursa Major, tearful with the unheard music of the Milky Way, heady with the night scents of frangipani and trumpet flowers in an African garden. Why the same emotion should have led my chaplain in one direction and me in the other is not an easy question to answer. A quasi-mystical response to nature and the universe is common among scientists and rationalists. It has no connection with supernatural belief. In his boyhood at least, my chaplain was presumably not aware (nor was I) of the closing lines of The Origin of Species - the famous 'entangled bank' passage, 'with birds singing on the bushes, with various insects flitting about, and with worms crawling through the damp earth'. Had he been, he would certainly have identified with it and, instead of the priesthood, might have been led to Darwin's view that all was 'produced by laws acting around us':

Thus, from the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object which we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of the higher animals, directly follows. There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.

Carl Sagan, in Pale Blue Dot, wrote:

How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.' A religion, old or new, that stressed the magnificence of the Universe as revealed by modern science might be able to draw forth reserves of reverence and awe hardly tapped by the conventional faiths.

All Sagan's books touch the nerve-endings of transcendent wonder that religion monopolized in past centuries. My own books have the same aspiration. Consequently I hear myself often described as a deeply religious man. An American student wrote to me that she had asked her professor whether he had a view about me. 'Sure,' he replied. 'He's positive science is incompatible with religion, but he waxes ecstatic about nature and the universe. To me, that is religion!' But is 'religion' the right word? I don't think so. The Nobel Prize-winning physicist (and atheist) Steven Weinberg made the point as well as anybody, in Dreams of a Final Theory:

Some people have views of God that are so broad and flexible that it is inevitable that they will find God wherever they look for him. One hears it said that 'God is the ultimate' or 'God is our better nature' or 'God is the universe.' Of course, like any other word, the word 'God' can be given any meaning we like. If you want to say that 'God is energy,' then you can find God in a lump of coal.

Weinberg is surely right that, if the word God is not to become completely useless, it should be used in the way people have generally understood it: to denote a supernatural creator that is 'appropriate for us to worship'.

Much unfortunate confusion is caused by failure to distinguish what can be called Einsteinian religion from supernatural religion. Einstein sometimes invoked the name of God (and he is not the only atheistic scientist to do so), inviting misunderstanding by supernaturalists eager to misunderstand and claim so illustrious a thinker as their own. The dramatic (or was it mischievous?) ending of Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time, 'For then we should know the mind of God', is notoriously misconstrued. It has led people to believe, mistakenly of course, that Hawking is a religious man. The cell biologist Ursula Goodenough, in The Sacred Depths of Nature, sounds more religious than Hawking or Einstein. She loves churches, mosques and temples, and numerous passages in her book fairly beg to be taken out of context and used as ammunition for supernatural religion. She goes so far as to call herself a 'Religious Naturalist'. Yet a careful reading of her book shows that she is really as staunch an atheist as I am.

'Naturalist' is an ambiguous word. For me it conjures my childhood hero, Hugh Lofting's Doctor Dolittle (who, by the way, had more than a touch of the 'philosopher' naturalist of HMS Beagle about him). In the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, naturalist meant what it still means for most of us today: a student of the natural world. Naturalists in this sense, from Gilbert White on, have often been clergymen. Darwin himself was destined for the Church as a young man, hoping that the leisurely life of a country parson would enable him to pursue his passion for beetles. But philosophers use 'naturalist' in a very different sense, as the opposite of supernaturalist. Julian Baggini explains in Atheism: A Very Short Introduction the meaning of an atheist's commitment to naturalism: 'What most atheists do believe is that although there is only one kind of stuff in the universe and it is physical, out of this stuff come minds, beauty, emotions, moral values - in short the full gamut of phenomena that gives richness to human life.'

Human thoughts and emotions emerge from exceedingly complex interconnections of physical entities within the brain. An atheist in this sense of philosophical naturalist is somebody who believes there is nothing beyond the natural, physical world, no supernatural creative intelligence lurking behind the observable universe, no soul that outlasts the body and no miracles - except in the sense of natural phenomena that we don't yet understand. If there is something that appears to lie beyond the natural world as it is now imperfectly understood, we hope eventually to understand it and embrace it within the natural. As ever when we unweave a rainbow, it will not become less wonderful.

Great scientists of our time who sound religious usually turn out not to be so when you examine their beliefs more deeply. This is certainly true of Einstein and Hawking. The present Astronomer Royal and President of the Royal Society, Martin Rees, told me that he goes to church as an 'unbelieving Anglican ... out of loyalty to the tribe'. He has no theistic beliefs, but shares the poetic naturalism that the cosmos provokes in the other scientists I have mentioned. In the course of a recently televised conversation, I challenged my friend the obstetrician Robert Winston, a respected pillar of British Jewry, to admit that his Judaism was of exactly this character and that he didn't really believe in anything supernatural. He came close to admitting it but shied at the last fence (to be fair, he was supposed to be interviewing me, not the other way around). When I pressed him, he said he found that Judaism provided a good discipline to help him structure his life and lead a good one. Perhaps it does; but that, of course, has not the smallest bearing on the truth value of any of its supernatural claims. There are many intellectual atheists who proudly call themselves Jews and observe Jewish rites, perhaps out of loyalty to an ancient tradition or to murdered relatives, but also because of a confused and confusing willingness to label as 'religion' the pantheistic reverence which many of us share with its most distinguished exponent, Albert Einstein. They may not believe but, to borrow Dan Dennett's phrase, they 'believe in belief'.

One of Einstein's most eagerly quoted remarks is 'Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.' But Einstein also said,

It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.

Does it seem that Einstein contradicted himself? That his words can be cherry-picked for quotes to support both sides of an argument? No. By 'religion' Einstein meant something entirely different from what is conventionally meant. As I continue to clarify the distinction between supernatural religion on the one hand and Einsteinian religion on the other, bear in mind that I am calling only supernatural gods delusional.

Here are some more quotations from Einstein, to give a flavour of Einsteinian religion.

I am a deeply religious nonbeliever. This is a somewhat new kind of religion.

I have never imputed to Nature a purpose or a goal, or anything that could be understood as anthropomorphic. What I see in Nature is a magnificent structure that we can comprehend only very imperfectly, and that must fill a thinking person with a feeling of humility. This is a genuinely religious feeling that has nothing to do with mysticism.

The idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive.

In greater numbers since his death, religious apologists understandably try to claim Einstein as one of their own. Some of his religious contemporaries saw him very differently. In 1940 Einstein wrote a famous paper justifying his statement 'I do not believe in a personal God.' This and similar statements provoked a storm of letters from the religiously orthodox, many of them alluding to Einstein's Jewish origins. The extracts that follow are taken from Max Jammer's book Einstein and Religion (which is also my main source of quotations from Einstein himself on religious matters). The Roman Catholic Bishop of Kansas City said: 'It is sad to see a man, who comes from the race of the Old Testament and its teaching, deny the great tradition of that race.' Other Catholic clergymen chimed in: 'There is no other God but a personal God ... Einstein does not know what he is talking about. He is all wrong. Some men think that because they have achieved a high degree of learning in some field, they are qualified to express opinions in all.' The notion that religion is a proper field, in which one might claim expertise, is one that should not go unquestioned. That clergyman presumably would not have deferred to the expertise of a claimed 'fairyologist' on the exact shape and colour of fairy wings. Both he and the bishop thought that Einstein, being theologically untrained, had misunderstood the nature of God. On the contrary, Einstein understood very well exactly what he was denying.

An American Roman Catholic lawyer, working on behalf of an ecumenical coalition, wrote to Einstein:

We deeply regret that you made your statement ... in which you ridicule the idea of a personal God. In the past ten years nothing has been so calculated to make people think that Hitler had some reason to expel the Jews from Germany as your statement. Conceding your right to free speech, I still say that your statement constitutes you as one of the greatest sources of discord in America.

A New York rabbi said: 'Einstein is unquestionably a great scientist, but his religious views are diametrically opposed to Judaism.'

'But'? 'But'? Why not 'and'?

The president of a historical society in New Jersey wrote a letter that so damningly exposes the weakness of the religious mind, it is worth reading twice:

We respect your learning, Dr Einstein; but there is one thing you do not seem to have learned: that God is a spirit and cannot be found through the telescope or microscope, no more than human thought or emotion can be found by analyzing the brain. As everyone knows, religion is based on Faith, not knowledge. Every thinking person, perhaps, is assailed at times with religious doubt. My own faith has wavered many a time. But I never told anyone of my spiritual aberrations for two reasons: (1) I feared that I might, by mere suggestion, disturb and damage the life and hopes of some fellow being; (2) because I agree with the writer who said, 'There is a mean streak in anyone who will destroy another's faith.' ... I hope, Dr Einstein, that you were misquoted and that you will yet say something more pleasing to the vast number of the American people who delight to do you honor.

What a devastatingly revealing letter! Every sentence drips with intellectual and moral cowardice.

Less abject but more shocking was the letter from the Founder of the Calvary Tabernacle Association in Oklahoma:

Professor Einstein, I believe that every Christian in America will answer you, 'We will not give up our belief in our God and his son Jesus Christ, but we invite you, if you do not believe in the God of the people of this nation, to go back where you came from.' I have done everything in my power to be a blessing to Israel, and then you come along and with one statement from your blasphemous tongue, do more to hurt the cause of your people than all the efforts of the Christians who love Israel can do to stamp out anti-Semitism in our land. Professor Einstein, every Christian in America will immediately reply to you, 'Take your crazy, fallacious theory of evolution and go back to Germany where you came from, or stop trying to break down the faith of a people who gave you a welcome when you were forced to flee your native land.'

The one thing all his theistic critics got right was that Einstein was not one of them. He was repeatedly indignant at the suggestion that he was a theist. So, was he a deist, like Voltaire and Diderot? Or a pantheist, like Spinoza, whose philosophy he admired: 'I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings'?

Let's remind ourselves of the terminology. A theist believes in a supernatural intelligence who, in addition to his main work of creating the universe in the first place, is still around to oversee and influence the subsequent fate of his initial creation. In many theistic belief systems, the deity is intimately involved in human affairs. He answers prayers; forgives or punishes sins; intervenes in the world by performing miracles; frets about good and bad deeds, and knows when we do them (or even think of doing them). A deist, too, believes in a supernatural intelligence, but one whose activities were confined to setting up the laws that govern the universe in the first place. The deist God never intervenes thereafter, and certainly has no specific interest in human affairs. Pantheists don't believe in a supernatural God at all, but use the word God as a nonsupernatural synonym for Nature, or for the Universe, or for the lawfulness that governs its workings. Deists differ from theists in that their God does not answer prayers, is not interested in sins or confessions, does not read our thoughts and does not intervene with capricious miracles. Deists differ from pantheists in that the deist God is some kind of cosmic intelligence, rather than the pantheist's metaphoric or poetic synonym for the laws of the universe. Pantheism is sexed-up atheism. Deism is watered-down theism.

There is every reason to think that famous Einsteinisms like 'God is subtle but he is not malicious' or 'He does not play dice' or 'Did God have a choice in creating the Universe?' are pantheistic, not deistic, and certainly not theistic. 'God does not play dice' should be translated as 'Randomness does not lie at the heart of all things.' 'Did God have a choice in creating the Universe?' means 'Could the universe have begun in any other way?' Einstein was using 'God' in a purely metaphorical, poetic sense. So is Stephen Hawking, and so are most of those physicists who occasionally slip into the language of religious metaphor. Paul Davies's The Mind of God seems to hover somewhere between Einsteinian pantheism and an obscure form of deism - for which he was rewarded with the Templeton Prize (a very large sum of money given annually by the Templeton Foundation, usually to a scientist who is prepared to say something nice about religion). . . .

I love you Laddie.

Let's dim the lights, stick a Dawkin's seminar on the Hi-Fi and make sweet e-love, me lover.

Let's dim the lights, stick a Dawkin's seminar on the Hi-Fi and make sweet e-love, me lover.

What better way to spend a saturday night? Give me some atheist stick, me lover :luvbed:

What better way to spend a saturday night? Give me some atheist stick, me lover :luvbed:

I'm down to me last 4 cans, but i already feel inebriated, so it's okay.

Happy days! :luvbed:

I'm down to me last 4 cans, but i already feel inebriated, so it's okay.

Happy days! :luvbed:

Alcohol numbs the pain eh? I'll down me some stella.

Get it down yer like a pint of special sauce.

Get it down yer like a pint of special sauce.

Laddie, would you agree with my theory?

Dawkins > Ghandi

Laddie, would you agree with my theory?

Dawkins > Ghandi

Aye, 100% :luvbed: :hitit:

Aye, 100% :luvbed: :hitit:

I am glad you concur, darling. :kiss:

Half a can of last night's flat lager.... the perfect wake-up call?

Half a can of last night's flat lager.... the perfect wake-up call?

Not for me sugar lump.

I'm thinking.......bookies.

Here's what lickle Ricky had to say about Celtic and Rangers:

Hatton was touched by the level of support that he received in Las Vegas, among whom were Rio Ferdinand, Joe Cole and Wes Brown.

Did he see any blurring between the sports of football and boxing?

"I have a lot of mates who are footballers, Robbie (Fowler) and Joey )Barton) took me up to watch Rangers as they are big fans, but to be honest I really didn't enjoy the atmosphere at all.

It might seem strange coming from me ,but the atmosphere was aggressive without being hard if that makes sense. I really didn't understand them at all.

I then went with Wayne and Roy a few years back to watch Celtic and it was magic. Their fans were passionate and supportive and gave us a great welcome without getting in our faces all the time. Celtic has a lot in common with City in that they are the people's team of their city (sorry Wayne!) and they haven't forgot their roots, a real working class team which does credit to the city they represent".

Here's what lickle Ricky had to say about Celtic and Rangers:

Hatton was touched by the level of support that he received in Las Vegas, among whom were Rio Ferdinand, Joe Cole and Wes Brown.

Did he see any blurring between the sports of football and boxing?

"I have a lot of mates who are footballers, Robbie (Fowler) and Joey )Barton) took me up to watch Rangers as they are big fans, but to be honest I really didn't enjoy the atmosphere at all.

It might seem strange coming from me ,but the atmosphere was aggressive without being hard if that makes sense. I really didn't understand them at all.

I then went with Wayne and Roy a few years back to watch Celtic and it was magic. Their fans were passionate and supportive and gave us a great welcome without getting in our faces all the time. Celtic has a lot in common with City in that they are the people's team of their city (sorry Wayne!) and they haven't forgot their roots, a real working class team which does credit to the city they represent".


Eeh.. i wonder whats the difference, maybe it was just a different match. I mean.. maybe he went on a good day at Celtic Park and a **** day at Ibrox. If you know what i mean. Cos' the atmosphere will be aggressive, if they're playing wank.

You're a Celtic fan though O/Lad?! What you reckon.

Wish Ricky would come see the Owls. :(.

You know, i went to the game, the day of Hatton vs. Pbf. We were all singing "there is only ooooooooone Ricky Hatton".

I'm a tim, darling.

He'd be a fool to not want to go and see the Owls - they play football that puts Arsenal to shame.

'Mon the Owls.

I'm a tim, darling.

He'd be a fool to not want to go and see the Owls - they play football that puts Arsenal to shame.

'Mon the Owls.

**** me..... you have been drinking this morning haven't you.

hahaha.

Do you ever feel contaminated when the Dingles pop up on screen? I don't know what it is, but i can just feel germs oozing out of me TV screen every time they are on and immediately have to jump in a cold shower.

Do you ever feel contaminated when the Dingles pop up on screen? I don't know what it is, but i can just feel germs oozing out of me TV screen every time they are on and immediately have to jump in a cold shower.

Haha, nah... i find that Emmerdale Farm is a fair representation of Yorkshire life. The Dingles do a good job of showing the populace of Great Britain the way us folks live out our days. Just as I imagine Rab C Nesbit is one for yourself?

hahaha

Actually, they're some alright birds in Emmerdale. Some even Dingles..

http://www.emmerdale.org/emmerdale/Picture_Gallery/own6/mandy.JPG

http://www.emmerdale.org/emmerdale/Picture_Gallery/own6/mandy.JPG

A BostonGay favourite.

P.S. I'm a dead ringer for Rab C, string vest an' all.

What do you make of Boruc, Mickey?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QBrRc4NOfKE&feature=related

As we speak, Arsenal are trying to poach him off us.

Dirty Cunts!

I can see why, he looks mint. Seem like a Polish cat or something. I've seen him play once or twice before... what the **** is going on with him having a bit of argy bargy with that Naylor you got playing in defence?!?! About 1.18 in.

I can see why, he looks mint. Seem like a Polish cat or something. I've seen him play once or twice before... what the **** is going on with him having a bit of argy bargy with that Naylor you got playing in defence?!?! About 1.18 in.

Well he's a big fiery lad and as you can see Naylor decides he can't be arsed running after the ball to stop it going out for a corner, and we were under a bit of pressure.

He's a commanding presence and as you say - can move like lightning for a big fella.

He refused to shake hands with the Rangers players after they trounced us 3-0 ( Mozza wanked himself into a temporary coma after this one ) because he's passionate and can't stand to lose.

hahaha. Eeh..looks and acts like a bit of a Peter Schmeical... who i still think is the greatest keeper to walk on the Earth.

Haha, i bet Mozza loved it. But steady on Boruc... you gotta shake everyone hands... not that i'd argue with the 7ft Polish cunt.

hahaha. Eeh..looks and acts like a bit of a Peter Schmeical... who i still think is the greatest keeper to walk on the Earth.

Haha, i bet Mozza loved it. But steady on Boruc... you gotta shake everyone hands... not that i'd argue with the 7ft Polish cunt.

I'm in complete agreement there, babes.

2000 pages of inane bum boy banter - does it get any better.... i think not.

most certainly, most certainly.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11781_3025750,00.html


Looks like your wish came true.... ;)

YAASSSSSS! YA ****IN' DANCER.

Boruc knows the score.

haha, i knew you'd be pleased.

**** Arsenal.

It makes me sick, the big teams have so much ****ing money, they horde the best players and stick em on a ****ing subs bench.

Dare i say it, Boruc proberbly stayed at Celtic, because he wanted to play everyweek and not just wait for Lehman to break his leg.

haha, i knew you'd be pleased.

**** Arsenal.

It makes me sick, the big teams have so much ****ing money, they horde the best players and stick em on a ****ing subs bench.

Aye, i don't think anyone in the world is worth more than £10M.

A prime Zidane is the only player i'd have forked out more than £10M for.

"Spread the cash like you'd spread the gash, and let's all have a go" that's my motto.

Tis a good motto.

haha, i knew you'd be pleased.

**** Arsenal.

It makes me sick, the big teams have so much ****ing money, they horde the best players and stick em on a ****ing subs bench.

Dare i say it, Boruc proberbly stayed at Celtic, because he wanted to play everyweek and not just wait for Lehman to break his leg.

Aye, he's got brains has Boruc.

Too many players have ruined their careers by going down to England to be bench warmers.

Aye, he's got brains has Boruc.

Too many players have ruined their careers by going down to England to be bench warmers.

True, and then we wonder why the UK isn't churning out decent players.

Not only are the first 11 majoritively foreign, but the bench is full too. There ain't any places for youngsters in the PL unless your exceptional.