Well ain't that somthin'? Floyd is one gutsy fella.

Good evening my fellow mug runchers and sock cuckers :luvbed:

how do you think earl will beat khan hoff im jw :D

how do you think earl will beat khan hoff im jw :D

Punch. Chin. Shattered Glass. KO.

That's how Khan is gonna lose.

Punch. Chin. Shattered Glass. KO.

That's how Khan is gonna lose.

I bleedin hope so, babes.

if khan beats earl do u wish him well for the future or do you just not like him?

I bleedin hope so, babes.
Alan will make it so. Have faith darling.

if khan beats earl do u wish him well for the future or do you just not like him?
I don't really dislike the cunt. If he wins and looks good doing it I would wish him the best, but lets wait and see eh, I think his dodgy beard is gonna do for him.

Alan will make it so. Have faith darling.


I don't really dislike the cunt. If he wins and looks good doing it I would wish him the best, but lets wait and see eh, I think his dodgy beard is gonna do for him.


I'm hoping to have a flutter on the Khan fight, depending what the odds are. I think Graham could pull off a mid round stoppage so I and me cans of Stella shall be watching in hope.

I'm hoping to have a flutter on the Khan fight, depending what the odds are. I think Graham could pull off a mid round stoppage so I and me cans of Stella shall be watching in hope.

I might try and increase me beer money by having a flutter an all Southpaw. I reckon we're onto a winner. Earl is I think either 5 or 6 to 1 on to win so it aint bad odds. I might put 25 quid on him.

aye... i might give it a blast too.

T to the Z is the man to ask for the odds on it.

They dont give a damn 'bout any trumpet playin' band.. It aint what they call Rock'n'Roll

Hot Funk, New Punk even if it's old junk...It's Still Rock'n'Roll to me

Hot Funk, New Punk even if it's old junk...It's Still Rock'n'Roll to me

And me Welt. I loves ya. :luvbed:

Smithers!

Smithers!!!!!

Smithers!

Smithers!!!!!

You know the eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.

You know the eating of an orange is a lot like a successful marriage.

That it is.

Hans Moleman > Cotton Hill.

Does anybody else hate the **** out of Children in need? not literally "Children in NEED" but that ****ing program and all those cunt's in bathtubs filled with beans.

What score will England be tonight bum boys??

Im thinking 2-0. Both goals in the 2nd half.

I'm thinking of putting me some money on Draw halftime, England fulltime @ 10/3.

What score will England be tonight bum boys??

Im thinking 2-0. Both goals in the 2nd half.

I'm thinking of putting me some money on Draw halftime, England fulltime @ 10/3.

What are the best Odds i could get on a Scotland win, tugs?

That it is.

Hans Moleman > Cotton Hill.

Does anybody else hate the **** out of Children in need? not literally "Children in NEED" but that ****ing program and all those cunt's in bathtubs filled with beans.

Yeah I ain't watching tonight. What have they done to that Bear? Took away it's buttons and it's dignity if you ask me.

I watched a bit of nigella's cookery the other night darlin, blimey I would!

Yeah I ain't watching tonight. What have they done to that Bear? Took away it's buttons and it's dignity if you ask me.

I watched a bit of nigella's cookery the other night darlin, blimey I would!

You can tell she loves the trousersnake. The pounding of the dough tells no lies.

TV ain't that good tonight is it babes?

Watching the Gloucester v Ospreys match at minute with a few bottles of Grolsch (the bee knees)

Carry on.

TV ain't that good tonight is it babes?

50 Greatest Comedy Sketches on Channel 4.

**** a duck. I might put a bet on 2morro on something...

50 Greatest Comedy Sketches on Channel 4.

Has it been on before Laddie? Ain't it that little Britian one that wins with the swimming pool?

Has it been on before Laddie? Ain't it that little Britian one that wins with the swimming pool?

That's right!

What a let down.


Little Britain before the greats! :nonono:

That's right!

What a let down.


Little Britain before the greats! :nonono:

And Monty Python Parrot scetch came second. What a pisser.

And Monty Python Parrot scetch came second. What a pisser.

**** 'em, darling.

We know what's the best.

**** 'em, darling.

We know what's the best.

Us two > the general public

i just watch that. How can the put little britain before Morcambe and Wise or Python.

Not very accurate is it. Little Britain = flavour of the month.

I've got me two crates of Stella in for the Scotland game.

'Mon the Scots!

I've got me two crates of Stella in for the Scotland game.

'Mon the Scots!

Ive got 2 pizza's, a lasagne, and some authentic Italian beer.

Up the Eyeties!!!










































Just Kidding Laddie. I hope you stuff em! :luvbed:

We better.

Just so i can rub me **** in Technical Skill's face.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Guys,

Just thought I would say hello, I'm currently blocked in, in an internet cafe by fat yanks in NY City.

Take it easy

Micky

How do, Mickey? Seen any drive-bys?

Hey Guys,

Just thought I would say hello, I'm currently blocked in, in an internet cafe by fat yanks in NY City.

Take it easy

Micky

Most importantly Mick, are yer keeping sexy and getting some decent beer over there (if that is possible?)

Alright our Micky :luvbed:

Laddie, I feel for yer. Them cunting itides robbed yer at the death. ****in' fanny farts.

For some reason, Alan was smiling upon them tonight.

We dominated play - had two chances cleared off the line, a dubious penalty decision went against us, and one of our players was fouled and the ref miraculously gave Italy a free-kick which led to their second goal.

I'll accept defeat though, but if that slag Tech_Skill attempts to go on a "Italy are the best" posting spree.....



..... I'll have the slag.

For some reason, Alan was smiling upon them tonight.

We dominated play - had two chances cleared off the line, a dubious penalty decision went against us, and one of our players was fouled and the ref miraculously gave Italy a free-kick which led to their second goal.

I'll accept defeat though, but if that slag Tech_Skill attempts to go on a "Italy are the best" posting spree.....



..... I'll have the slag.

I've got yer back laddie. If the cunt is spotted in this vicinity then we'll jump on the slag and go in studs first.

Do you think England will go through now, darling?

Do you think England will go through now, darling?

I think so Laddie, although I don't think we'll do anything when we get there. If we had of got knocked out in the qualifying stages it would have been cunting terrible, but now we're all gonna get excited about the tournament, and when we get there we'll still be ****ing **** and get knocked out, probably quite early on. At least if we didn't make it then McClaren would have got the boot and maybe we could have got in someone decent and made some progress. We're bound to get through now, so it's basically just waiting for disappointment and delaying any progress that we could make.

I agree, babes.

The talent's there, but the mentality has ****ed right off.

They should bring back the England-Scotland yearly matches, then me and you could go on at half time and have a ****-joust.

I agree, babes.

The talent's there, but the mentality has ****ed right off.

They should bring back the England-Scotland yearly matches, then me and you could go on at half time and have a ****-joust.

Me and me trousersnake would be up for that so we would.

All these footballers are cunting fairies these days though, aint they darling? All they care about is their ego and their pay packet. The ****ers just aint got the heart and passion for the game like they used to in the past.

Me and me trousersnake would be up for that so we would.

All these footballers are cunting fairies these days though, aint they darling? All they care about is their ego and their pay packet. The ****ers just aint got the heart and passion for the game like they used to in the past.

Aye, FIFA should pass a law making it illegal for any player to earn more then £25K a week or be transfered for more than £10M.

Aye, FIFA should pass a law making it illegal for any player to earn more then £25K a week or be transfered for more than £10M.

That they should.

FIFA should also pass a law making it illegal for anyone to score more goals than Aston Villa in a match against them, but they never will, the cunts!

That they should.

FIFA should also pass a law making it illegal for anyone to score more goals than Aston Villa in a match against them, but they never will, the cunts!

We need to carry out some terrorist attacks on them cunts.

**** bombs though, they are old school.

We'll run up to Sepp Blater and shoot a Peter North style cumshot on his chops.

We need to carry out some terrorist attacks on them cunts.

**** bombs though, they are old school.

We'll run up to Sepp Blater and shoot a Peter North style cumshot on his chops.

What do you think they would call us on the news, laddie?

The David Seaman Assassins?

The Trousersnake Army?

The beef bayonet fundamentalists?

What do you think they would call us on the news, laddie?

The David Seaman Assassins?

The Trousersnake Army?

The beef bayonet fundamentalists?

They are all cuntin' good names for a terrorist regime with such spunky plans.

The beef bayonet fundamentalists makes me anus tickle though - i'd go for that one.

They are all cuntin' good names for a terrorist regime with such spunky plans.

The beef bayonet fundamentalists makes me anus tickle though - i'd go for that one.

We wouldn't give no warnings when we were about to explode though like the cunting IRA did, we'd just shoot on sight.

I'll print yer up some t-shirts.

A logo of "The beef bayonet fundamentalists" is somthing that should be bleedin worn with pride.

I'll print yer up some t-shirts.

A logo of "The beef bayonet fundamentalists" is somthing that should be bleedin worn with pride.

Will you help us train up new recruits southpaw?

Will you help us train up new recruits southpaw?

Will I get to display me beef bayonet skills in front of many aspiring young bum boys?

Will I get to display me beef bayonet skills in front of many aspiring young bum boys?

Aye, they need to see an expert trousersnake handler in action before they attempt any maneuvers themselves. It's the only way to do it.

We wouldn't give no warnings when we were about to explode though like the cunting IRA did, we'd just shoot on sight.

Damn tootin' me love.

Aye, they need to see an expert trousersnake handler in action before they attempt any maneuvers themselves. It's the only way to do it.

Then sign me up darling. I'll see them fellas get into shape.

can i join?

i only have a trouser maggot though :(

can i join?

i only have a trouser maggot though :(

Why not. As Danny Williams says when he spreads his bum cheeks and invites Annie in -"I've always got room for a little'un."

Mickey, consider yerself recruited.

Southpaw, do you think you can mould this new recruits trousersnake into an upstanding beef bayonet, ready to take on FIFA and the world?

Come on Southpaw...teach me the ways!

Won't be easy, but anythings possible I suppose.

I have the midas touch when it comes to trousersnakes. They used to call me "Boldfinger" back in high school.

they used to call me Mickey Fartpants. Because i smelt bad :(

they used to call me Mickey Fartpants. Because i smelt bad :(


Thats too bad. Yer'll be flash pants when I'm done with yer.

Mickey flashpants vs super Tuggers - who takes it?

Mickey flashpants vs super Tuggers - who takes it?

I'm still training the flashpants. At this stage it would be a miss match as T to the Z has a mighty and experienced trousersnake.
But flashpants will be able to step up soon enough, so he will.

I'm still training the flashpants. At this stage it would be a miss match as T to the Z has a mighty and experienced trousersnake.
But flashpants will be able to step up soon enough, so he will.

Amen to that.

My one eyed cyclopse worm pwns all.

With you at the helm, headlines will soon read:

"Mickey Flashpants beats John Holmes in a ****-Joust"

Me trousersnake will be bigger than usual is Hatton wins and also Graham Earl KO's the china chin.

whos had a sunday dinner? :p

whos had a sunday dinner? :p

I've had **** all, but i'm going to get a KFC big night in bucket to go with me 12 cans. :banana:

I've had **** all, but i'm going to get a KFC big night in bucket to go with me 12 cans. :banana:

I've just had a subway :banana:

i'm eating a cup of soup and watching womens darts, i think this is a new low point in my life.

What's with all the darts on the TV? It was on simultaneously on both BBC and ITV today and yesterday.

Whens the next boxing on Laddie? Any in the next two weeks?

Whens the next boxing on Laddie? Any in the next two weeks?

Hatton-Mayweather and Khan-Earl are the only two upcoming matches that i'm excited about. And they are both in December.

I have a feeling 2008 will be a bit of a let-down compared to this year.

Hatton-Mayweather and Khan-Earl are the only two upcoming matches that i'm excited about. And they are both in December.

I have a feeling 2008 will be a bit of a let-down compared to this year.

Yer can't have everything can yer, Laddie?

Been a good year for fights. I suppose the only superfight next year will be the blow and B-Hop which I think could be a real borefest if I'm honest.

Yer can't have everything can yer, Laddie?

Been a good year for fights. I suppose the only superfight next year will be the blow and B-Hop which I think could be a real borefest if I'm honest.

Aye, it'll be ****.... still, it'll be nice if Joe shuts the Fat Yanks up once more.

Aye, it'll be ****.... still, it'll be nice if Joe shuts the Fat Yanks up once more.

Every time is a bonus, me darlin.

Although the amount of "B-Hop is way past his prime" threads will be vomit inducing after the one sided UD.

Yer can't have everything can yer, Laddie?

Been a good year for fights. I suppose the only superfight next year will be the blow and B-Hop which I think could be a real borefest if I'm honest.

Cotto v Floyd

Pavlik v Kessler would be good aswell

Cotto v Floyd

Pavlik v Kessler would be good aswell

Don't know how likely they are, but I would definatly want to see them.

Your Hoffness, up for some ****?

Your Hoffness, up for some ****?

Serve me a big helping laddie, I'm ravenous.

Serve me a big helping laddie, I'm ravenous.

Have a double, on the house.

Mighty kind of you darling. I don't mind if I do. I reckon this one's a meal made for two though. Southpaw, come and have a nibble.

Mighty kind of you darling. I don't mind if I do. I reckon this one's a meal made for two though. Southpaw, come and have a nibble.

yum yum :hitit:

Had a bit of shock this morning fellas. After having a lazy week off work I realised I had stopped shaving. I looked in the mirror this morning to find me dad staring back at me. I took a razor to meself immedietly. I ain't having no cunting beard yet.

How do, Mickey? Seen any drive-bys?

Only the gut in the face type OL, as the bastards run for the burger bars!

Only the gut in the face type OL, as the bastards run for the burger bars!

****in' Yanks!

Anybody drunk?

I am.

Southpaw, the Fonz is on the Paul O'Grady show.

Southpaw, the Fonz is on the Paul O'Grady show.

My god he looks old

My go dhe looks old

He's also just whored himself out.

Tugs, i pulled a Grey pube out the other day. I'm worried now.

He's also just whored himself out.

Tugs, i pulled a Grey pube out the other day. I'm worried now.

Thats bad news that. I suggest shaving/waxing your ****. If you cant see it then the problem no longer exists :fing02:

Whats everyones predictions on tonights game? I'm going 2-1.

A full body wax it is then.

I'll look like a burn victim this time next week.

PS. Tugs, Hatton's resume pisses all over Cotto's.

Whats everyones predictions on tonights game? I'm going 2-1.

2-0

Gerrard & Wright-Phillips

A full body wax it is then.

I'll look like a burn victim this time next week.

PS. Tugs, Hatton's resume pisses all over Cotto's.

I voted wrong then couldn't be arsed posting to say i'd voted wrong. Haha

I voted wrong then couldn't be arsed posting to say i'd voted wrong. Haha

So, did you watch Pulp Fiction?

Southpaw, the Fonz is on the Paul O'Grady show.

The Fonz and Tweedy together.

The Fonz and Tweedy together.

A potent combination.

Me trousersnake was alert within seconds.

A potent combination.

Me trousersnake was alert within seconds.

I know what yer mean Laddie. Got me going at the mere mention of the combo, so it did.

So, did you watch Pulp Fiction?

not yet :(

Ive seen the start where Samuel L blows them dudes away in the flat but thats it. Ive been too busy :(

can't wait though. it looks really good.

not yet :(

Ive seen the start where Samuel L blows them dudes away in the flat but thats it. Ive been too busy :(

can't wait though. it looks really good.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

No drink tonight. What am I to do?

Be strong, darling.

Why no drink?

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Yeah. seen up to just that bit. ****ing awesome!

Be strong, darling.

Why no drink?

no cash, babes. I tried to gather all me loose change but just not enough.... :nonono:

no cash, babes. I tried to gather all me loose change but just not enough.... :nonono:

Poor bugger.

If you were in Scotland, you could have got 12 cans for £3.50.

Poor bugger.

If you were in Scotland, you could have got 12 cans for £3.50.


No need to remind me darling.

Yer one lucky fella, so you are. Me only hope is that the Pole lad at the shops is still unfamiliar with British currency...

Why don't you call on the E-Ninjas to steal you a crate?

Why don't you call on the E-Ninjas to steal you a crate?

I'm sure Azza can grab me a six pack, on his way back from the dole office.

Cunts.

I still think we'll win.

That was so ****ing offside its a joke!!!!!!

****ing scummy ref

Edit: Ignore me. it was on side haha

Hoff, where are thee?

Hoff, where are thee?

I'm here my lover.

Both of our beloved national teams aren't going to euro 08, lets console each other with a nice bit of how's yer father.

Did you watch the game tonight?

I'm here my lover.

Both of our beloved national teams aren't going to euro 08, lets console each other with a nice bit of how's yer father.

Did you watch the game tonight?

Yep, can't imagine what it was like for an English fella..... must have been intense.

England sucks. They are so behind from the other superpower's its not even funny.

Oh well, it's the technical director's fault. Zero skills on those english lads.

Gerrard is ok, though :)

Yep, can't imagine what it was like for an English fella..... must have been intense.

It was like looking down at yer trousersnake (at half time) and realising that you've got a twizzle that even smokin' would be ashamed of, then suddenly finding that yer trousersnake has the capacity to grow to the size of Shanus's beef bayonet (after we pulled it back to 2-2), but then suddenly realising that it was all an illusion, and you've really got a smokin' size twizzle (after croatia scored their 3rd).

All in all, t'was quite cunting depressing.

as least we have the olympics to look forward too.

as least we have the olympics to look forward too.

Frankie Gavin is gonna win the gold for us. That should be good.

Let's make love tonight

Let's make love tonight


I'm in a lazy mood darling... you take the helm

:booty:

I'm in a lazy mood darling... you take the helm

:booty:

Prepare yourself.

I'm bored.

Somebody tell me a joke please :)

Prepare yourself.

I'm ready darlin'. Ravish me like a pissed up William Wallace :luvbed:

I'm bored.

Somebody tell me a joke please :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9uoH6YIpg

What did the green toof say to the american?

What did the green toof say to the american?

No idea?......

No idea?......

ya fat yank!!!!!

Oh man i kill myself.

Oh man i kill myself.

I dare ya.

Another day

another booze.

I got me booze in for tonight, Laddie. I've bleedin missed it, so I have.

You know it makes sense.

Here's to drunkenness .

Here's to drunkenness .

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

I've just been wandering around NSB turning arrogant floyd fans red. There's so bloody many of em laddie, it's keeping me busy so it is.

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

I've just been wandering around NSB turning arrogant floyd fans red. There's so bloody many of em laddie, it's keeping me busy so it is.

We love yer dedication, babes. :kiss:

Aye, stick with the cause, Love.

I'll keep fighting the good fight fellas. It's the right thing to do so it is.

It's an ideal job for 2tough really but he just aint got the tools to do the work any more.

Back to the grind fellas...

*Heads off to NSB*

charles in charge. Down the hatch... :beerchug:

Morning Cunts. Been away for 5 days on a short holiday with the family. Missed you all you ****ers.

what country you beign away to?

what country you beign away to?

LOL! I'll be lucky to get abroad for a few years yet,as we've got a little baby.

So it was only to Center Parcs I'm afraid and it's only 20 mins from where I live. I bet that's a World Record for the shortest distance travelled to go on holiday. Anyway still had a good time and the little boy enjoyed it and that's all that matters.

Can't wait till he is older though and I can get back to Scuba diving and Snowboarding again.

Awright, sluts?

Beer for all, Jack Daniels for some, bum love for the best. :luvbed:

Love me some Jack Daniels.

I went for a cheap bottle of High commissioner last night, and me liver has took a pounding.

I went for a cheap bottle of High commissioner last night, and me liver has took a pounding.

It'll recover laddie. You aint no 2nd to nonce.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

It'll recover laddie. You aint no 2nd to nonce.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

Aye, i'm already on me 5th can of beer for the evening.

Ain't no cancerous liver is going to stop me.

Aye, i'm already on me 5th can of beer for the evening.

Ain't no cancerous liver is going to stop me.

If it don't like teh booze it can **** right off. There's plenty more livers where he came from. Aint that right laddie?

If it don't like teh booze it can **** right off. There's plenty more livers where he came from. Aint that right laddie?

Aye, if he squeals like a ***** and attempts to shoot his mouth off.... he'll be shown the door.

Plenty where he came from.


SLAG!

Aye, if he squeals like a ***** and attempts to shoot his mouth off.... he'll be shown the door.

Plenty where he came from.


SLAG!

That's the cunting spirit laddie. Livers and kidneys the lot of em, they better toe the line or the cunts will be sent their p45's.

Aye, it takes a brave beer-guzzling warrior to tread the binge-drinking-MRSA-infected waters of today's Britain.

Here's to a big **** off to political correctness.

Aye, it takes a brave beer-guzzling warrior to tread the binge-drinking-MRSA-infected waters of today's Britain.

Here's to a big **** off to political correctness.

Too true laddie. I turn me arse to MRSA and political correctness so I do. Binliners? **** off, they're black bags. You can't tiptoe round such ****** matters. Call a spade a spade, that's what I say, and it is a ****in black bag.

Aye, it takes a brave beer-guzzling warrior to tread the binge-drinking-MRSA-infected waters of today's Britain.

Here's to a big **** off to political correctness.

Yer a role model for me unborn son, so you are. :kiss:

**** 'em all, darling.

So, love, are you on the tipple tonight?

**** 'em all, darling.

So, love, are you on the tipple tonight?

Not yet my lover. I shall pop to the shops in a minute to get some of me beloved Stella.

Yer a role model for me unborn son, so you are. :kiss:

When a mini Southpaw pops into the world, I'll show him the ways...don't you worry, darling.

Not yet my lover. I shall pop to the shops in a minute to get some of me beloved Stella.

Stella makes the world go round.

When a mini Southpaw pops into the world, I'll show him the ways...don't you worry, darling.


The future generations are safe, so they are.

Hey Guy's.

How are they hangin?

I'm back now from the land of Fat Yanks so I am.

Have I missed anything?

Hey Guy's.

How are they hangin?

I'm back now from the land of Fat Yanks so I am.

Have I missed anything?

The important question.

Did yer stay sexy?

The important question.

Did yer stay sexy?

Of course, would you expect anything different?

My body is a shrine where all are free to pay homage, especially you my love. ;)

Of course, would you expect anything different?

My body is a shrine where all are free to pay homage, especially you my love. ;)

Even the yank lifestyle couldn't bring yer down, me lover :luvbed:

What up, me lads?

This site has been **** as of late, hasn't it?

What up, me lads?

This site has been **** as of late, hasn't it?

We must find time for some bum love, Laddie.

We must find time for some bum love, Laddie.

The time is now.

Are you in the vicinity?

The time is now.

Are you in the vicinity?


Me trousersnake is primed and ready for action. :luvbed:

Me trousersnake is primed and ready for action. :luvbed:

:booty:

Tire yourself out, me love.

:booty:

Tire yourself out, me love.

Brace yerself, darling. Me love serpent is running things now :smileysex

Brace yerself, darling. Me love serpent is running things now :smileysex

It's gonna be a bumpy ride, but i'll hold on.

It's gonna be a bumpy ride, but i'll hold on.

Me beef bayonet's forward thrust almost left me behind, so it did. It yearn'd to be reunited with yer, babes.
Have yer got a pint to go with the trousersnake?

Me beef bayonet's forward thrust almost left me behind, so it did. It yearn'd to be reunited with yer, babes.
Have yer got a pint to go with the trousersnake?

I've got me 12 cans in, :luvbed: darling.

Am I the only one who sees it, Laddie?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/image.php?u=23826&dateline=1120021757

http://www.crystalhorizon.com/images/movie_stills/ET/et_bike.jpg

You ain't wrong, love.

That's a quality pwn in the making.

You ain't wrong, love.

That's a quality pwn in the making.

More of an exposure than a pwn, me lover.

More of an exposure than a pwn, me lover.

This much is true.

Has our Hoff been on lately?

This much is true.

Has our Hoff been on lately?

We were conversing with one another in the dome just the other night darling.

We were conversing with one another in the dome just the other night darling.

Was it sexy talk?

Was it sexy talk?

The sexual tension was there, Laddie. But the main focus was intellectual bum boy banter; mince pies, Paul Merton, krauts etc.

The sexual tension was there, Laddie. But the main focus was intellectual bum boy banter; mince pies, Paul Merton, krauts etc.

Any anecdotes?

Any anecdotes?

Well we had a pretty frank discussion on this whole Muhammad teddy bear mishap. Anecdotes aside do you agree that 40 lashes just isn't enough?

For the country, no.

I'd drop 40 cruise missles on their asses.

For the country, no.

I'd drop 40 cruise missles on their asses.

They wouldn't have ****ed with us pre world war 1. We're too PC and soft now, so we are.
They might have mocked Thatcher but that mare knew when action was called for.

I'd have swung in amongst that march with the claw end of a hammer.

I'd have swung in amongst that march with the claw end of a hammer.

It was a sea of cunts wasn't it, Laddie.

I was praying to Alan for a stray US missile or even a suicide bomber to thin the ranks, but it wasn't to be. Alan help us if these people become a nuclear power in the future. We would be like a white guy in the olympic running final, we just wouldn't stand a chance :nonono:

No doubt, love.

Southpaw... i almost had two ladies up me gaff. I enticed them from me window, and as they were at the close door, their fat friend came along and took them away.

Fat cunt!

Fellas, I'm coughing me bleeding guts up and wheezing like an 90 year asthmatic cunt after running to catch the bus. (These old farts just will do anything to take advantage of their bleeding free bus passes, the cheap tarts).

I went for a wee swim today. That's the cause I believe. Well I tell you what, **** being fit and healthy from now on.

Being fit is overrated.

Both Cheryl and Kimberly from Girls Aloud said they preferred a beer gut on their man.

Being fit is overrated.

Both Cheryl and Kimberly from Girls Aloud said they preferred a beer gut on their man.

Well would you adam and steve it, that settles it then. The abs can do one, I'm letting me beer gut take over from now on.

:beerchug:

No doubt, love.

Southpaw... i almost had two ladies up me gaff. I enticed them from me window, and as they were at the close door, their fat friend came along and took them away.

Fat cunt!

Bleeding eck Laddie. Fat cunting luck, eh? That could have been somthing worthy of our nights in with the Hoff.

Bleeding eck Laddie. Fat cunting luck, eh? That could have been somthing worthy of our nights in with the Hoff.

Life goes on, eh.

I had me beer to keep me company - the fat slag had her warehouse full of pies.

Life goes on, eh.

I had me beer to keep me company - the fat slag had her warehouse full of pies.

I need to stock up on some stella for tonight, Laddie. If I see any fat cunts along the way I'll give em' a piece of yer mind.

I need to stock up on some stella for tonight, Laddie. If I see any fat cunts along the way I'll give em' a piece of yer mind.

Take a fat ginge out, darling.

Two birds, one stone.

Take a fat ginge out, darling.

Two birds, one stone.


No fat ginge's about, darling. Although I heard a Welsh accent on me travels and I tried to sniff out it's owner. Unfortunatly I was unable to locate the ****er so he still lives :nonono:

No fat ginge's about, darling. Although I heard a Welsh accent on me travels and I tried to sniff out it's owner. Unfortunatly I was unable to locate the ****er so he still lives :nonono:

Maybe next time, eh?

I got meself a bottle of high commissioner whisky.

Hoff, Southpaw, where are thee?

Hoff, join thou!

Time for a threesome.

Time for a threesome.

Can the two of us manage a threesome if we put our minds (and trousersnakes) to it? :hitit:

Fellas, I'm off to the land of kip. I'm as sleepy as someone who's been listening to Erbad the Blood blabber on for hours about racial equality.

I shall be joining you sexy bum boys for a threesome very soon though so I shall..

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Can the two of us manage a threesome if we put our minds (and trousersnakes) to it? :hitit:

With you at the helm... we could manage a tensome.

Fellas, I'm off to the land of kip. I'm as sleepy as someone who's been listening to Erbad the Blood blabber on for hours about racial equality.

I shall be joining you sexy bum boys for a threesome very soon though so I shall..

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Sleep well babes :luvbed:

With you at the helm... we could manage a tensome.

I'll do the best I can, Laddie. :luvbed: :luvbed:

Another day, another booze.

How are you, my loves?

Another day, another booze.

How are you, my loves?

I'm just pissing about in the kitchen, babes. Trying to pass somthing off as a meal, despite me lack of cooking skills.

I'm just pissing about in the kitchen, babes. Trying to pass somthing off as a meal, despite me lack of cooking skills.

If i was a Roman leader - i'd want your trousersnake on a silver plater, that's for sure.

Is Anyone watching the Hatton Fight in Manchester!?

If i was a Roman leader - i'd want your trousersnake on a silver plater, that's for sure.

Them Italian fellas sure know how to eat, eh?

Them Italian fellas sure know how to eat, eh?

Me dog's just been in a fight with an Alsatian, he held his own though.

Im cuntin' proud of the slag.

Me dog's just been in a fight with an Alsatian, he held his own though.

Im cuntin' proud of the slag.

He deserves a treat, laddie. so he does.

Get in there Oscar.

A scot stole a pound off me today :nonono:

He deserves a treat, laddie. so he does.

I thought the ****er was going to go for me.

He showed his balls, i shat it.

Get in there Oscar.

A scot stole a pound off me today :nonono:

You should have expected it.

Get in there Oscar.

A scot stole a pound off me today :nonono:

He was probably looking to buy a house in Glasgow

:kiss:

He was probably looking to buy a house in Glasgow

:kiss:

And change to spare, eh.

I tell yer fellas, that scottish fanny is a walking bleeding cliche. He's doing nothing for english - scottish relations.

He's a cunt, but who would you rather punch - Brown or Cameron?

He's a cunt, but who would you rather punch - Brown or Cameron?


I'd smash both their heads together, babes.

He's a cunt, but who would you rather punch - Brown or Cameron?

Cameron, easily. I'd wait at the side of the ride while he's on his bike riding to work, then I'd swing William Hague at him and knock the cunt off his bike. He'd then get run over by his mercedes, driven by his civil servant who was bringing Cameron's briefcase to work.

Cameron, easily. I'd wait at the side of the ride while he's on his bike riding to work, then I'd swing William Hague at him and knock the cunt off his bike. He'd then get run over by his mercedes, driven by his civil servant who was bringing Cameron's briefcase to work.

And the world would sleep peacefully once again.

You'd become a hero, Hoff.

And the world would sleep peacefully once again.

You'd become even more of a hero, Hoff.


just correcting yer, me lover.

And the world would sleep peacefully once again.

You'd become a hero, Hoff.

William Hague would also deserve his fair share of the credit. Team work, that's what it's all about.

Alan bless that baseball cap wearing little irritating runt.

just correcting yer, me lover.

Drinking tonight?

Drinking tonight?


It's a week night, Laddie. Obviously :beerchug:

I'm watching Nigella. She's just dolloping it out. I'd like to do some dolloping out with her.

EEehhh Annie is getting some stick off the new kids in here Hoff...

he won't like that.

EEehhh Annie is getting some stick off the new kids in here Hoff...

he won't like that.

The wee nippers are dirty fat dykes though, and no-one likes an ugly lezza. Soon this forum will be a lesbians paradise, but I will fight them on the beaches with their own dildos.

The wee nippers are dirty fat dykes though, and no-one likes an ugly lezza. Soon this forum will be a lesbians paradise, but I will fight them on the beaches with their own dildos.

sounds like a great ****o.

why whos aving a go at annie?

why whos aving a go at annie?

Mind your own bleeding business.

Mind your own bleeding business.

fine ... have it your way.

'Mon the Hoops.

'Mon the Hoops.

Nice one laddie. I'll drink to the yer boys success so I will :beerchug:

Nice one laddie. I'll drink to the yer boys success so I will :beerchug:

Villa are on a run, ain't they?

Villa are on a run, ain't they?

We were on a run of 5 undefeated (4 of em being wins) until we got beat by the gunners.

I reckon we stand a good chance of getting into europe this year.

what is limey lang mates?

I just turned another two floyd fans red.

My work for tonight is done.

I just gave my mate £50 on Hatton at 5/2.

It's like buying money.

I love Stella, so I do.

I'm back, me darlings. Struck down with a little bit of cuntin' food poisoning - dodgy fish.

I still don't feel 100% and i'm worried i won't even be able to keep me Stella's down tomorrow.

Pray to Alan that i make a swift recovery in time, lovers.

I'm back, me darlings. Struck down with a little bit of cuntin' food poisoning - dodgy fish.

I still don't feel 100% and i'm worried i won't even be able to keep me Stella's down tomorrow.

Pray to Alan that i make a swift recovery in time, lovers.


Nothing keeps yer trousersnake down for long, darling. You'll be drinkin' em' down with the best of em' soon enough, so you will. :kiss:

Nothing keeps yer trousersnake down for long, darling. You'll be drinkin' em' down with the best of em' soon enough, so you will. :kiss:

One can hope.

If Hatton manages to win, me liver will never forgive me for what i'm going to put it through.

One can hope.

If Hatton manages to win, me liver will never forgive me for what i'm going to put it through.

Bleedin eck', Laddie. If Hatton pulls it off all of Manchester better be ready to be drank dry. I'll be on the prowl, so I will.

Bleedin eck', Laddie. If Hatton pulls it off all of Manchester better be ready to be drank dry. I'll be on the prowl, so I will.

Many fights will ensue over who gets the bottom of the last barrel.

Many fights will ensue over who gets the bottom of the last barrel.


There will be more blood spilled in me local boozer than in Vegas, thats for sure.

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Oh my, the Hoff be showing his age. Maybe he was just up all night having a conversation with the Dosia, can make anyone look rough.

He's been on the stellas again.

He's been on the stellas again.

Eeeh, i was on the tetleys and for some reason Holston pills.

Was mashed last night. had 3 ****ing meals.

Roast dinner before i left, salmon and rice at the works do... then a kebab on the way home. ****, i'm stuffed and hammered this morning.

i feel ****ing mashed.

Eeeh, i was on the tetleys and for some reason Holston pills.

Was mashed last night. had 3 ****ing meals.

Roast dinner before i left, salmon and rice at the works do... then a kebab on the way home. ****, i'm stuffed and hammered this morning.

i feel ****ing mashed.

Tetleys and Holstons. That's ****ing minging.

The salmon and rice sounds nice though :fing02: