You can't beat a hot curry and larger combination, Laddie.

That you can't, darling.

A week of the ****s is an easy price to pay for a Curry/lager combination.

I must say this Stella is bleedin gorgeus. What you drinking, Laddie, me lover?

I must say this Stella is bleedin gorgeus. What you drinking, Laddie, me lover?

Nothing tonight, I'm afraid. I'm broke, but shall make up for it by getting smashed tomorrow. :luvbed:

Think of me as you sip on a cold one, darling.

Nothing tonight, I'm afraid. I'm broke, but shall make up for it by getting smashed tomorrow. :luvbed:

Think of me as you sip on a cold one, darling.

Tomorrow's me last drinking night before friday. Thursday is gonna be one unhappy night in me household, Laddie :nonono:

But drink for the moment is me saying so I'll enjoy me share of Frank Gallaghers poison now :beerchug:

Did you see that our beloved Hoff was banned again? bleedin' scandalous.

Did you see that our beloved Hoff was banned again? bleedin' scandalous.

What a cunting outrage. How did this happen? Anything to do with our chum AKO?

What a cunting outrage. How did this happen? Anything to do with our chum AKO?

Most probably.

The little fella can dish it out, but doesn't want to be on the receiving end.

Most probably.

The little fella can dish it out, but doesn't want to be on the receiving end.


This might give us the opportunity to meet Herman then, Laddie. I've been looking for a little German fella to converse with for some time now.

This might give us the opportunity to meet Herman then, Laddie. I've been looking for a little German fella to converse with for some time now.

I'm sure he'll make an appearance.

I'm sure he'll make an appearance.

It's the Hoff's trousersnake I'm hoping will make an appearance, Laddie. :hitit:

I'm sure it's already winding it's way towards us as we speak.

I'm sure it's already winding it's way towards us as we speak.


When it arrives, I'll be ready :luvbed:

Only two cans left anyway, I could have bought more but that would have mean't no drinking tomorrow, and that would been a bleedin' nightmare, would it not?

When it arrives, I'll be ready :luvbed:

Only two cans left anyway, I could have bought more but that would have mean't no drinking tomorrow, and that would been a bleedin' nightmare, would it not?

That it certainly would.

Roy Jones Junior: The Greatest P4P Boxer of all time. LOL. :nonono:

That it certainly would.

Roy Jones Junior: The Greatest P4P Boxer of all time. LOL. :nonono:

I thought I was seeing things to be honest, Laddie. I thought the mayweather lot were bad enough, but the Jones crowd seem to spew even more cack out of their bleedin vaginas. I seem to be spending me evening looking down on Jones fans and obsessive christians. :nonono:

The first post in a few days.

Has me Laddie been on another multiple day bender?

Faaackin cam on ya fackin mags!

I miss my Danny Dyer alt :(.


I'm off the beer until my fight Nov.30th.

4 weeks off the sauce... i'll be ya points i can do it.

Alright, my Jegglas?

Tonight is the night.

Chazz Michael Michaels - an ice-devouring sex tornado.

Come on Joe baby.

Smokin's trousersnake is inferior.

limey's are inferior.

And what college do you go to again?

mount royal university.

Salam malakum brother bum boys.

Salam malakum brother bum boys.

:luvbed: :luvbed: how's about it?

:luvbed: :luvbed: how's about it?

Let's get down to business :luvbed:

Southpaw me darling, what are you drinking tonight?

what time does boxing start 2nite?

what time does boxing start 2nite?

The fight will be on at about 1.30am apparently.

Let's get down to business :luvbed:

Southpaw me darling, what are you drinking tonight?


I am drinking alcohol darling :luvbed:

I have been Irish and got me some guiness

I am drinking alcohol darling :luvbed:

I have been Irish and got me some guiness

I must admit, even though I'm half a paddy, I've never liked guiness.

I might order a pizza in a bit.

Are you excited about tonight's fight southpaw?

I don't want to download Sopcast and I dont have setanta. Annoying.

I must admit, even though I'm half a paddy, I've never liked guiness.

I might order a pizza in a bit.

Are you excited about tonight's fight southpaw?

Guiness is an aquired taste me darling. Me Irish roots have flared up and forced me to drink it.

And I would be excited about the fight if I could watch it.

Guiness is an aquired taste me darling. Me Irish roots have flared up and forced me to drink it.

And I would be excited about the fight if I could watch it.
I'll have to persevere with the guiness then. Me taste buds will come round sooner or later.

You not tempted to pay a tenner and watch it on setanta?

I'll have to persevere with the guiness then. Me taste buds will come round sooner or later.

You not tempted to pay a tenner and watch it on setanta?

I was me darling, but me sky box ****ed up on me last week and I'm stuck with pissing channels 1 - 5 until monday :nonono:

I was me darling, but me sky box ****ed up on me last week and I'm stuck with pissing channels 1 - 5 until monday :nonono:

You can get setanta online if you've got broadband, darling. That's how I'm gonna be watching it.

If you wanna subscribe go to new subscribers here:

http://play.www.setanta.servecast.net/setanta/uk/

You can get setanta online if you've got broadband, darling. That's how I'm gonna be watching it.

If you wanna subscribe go to new subscribers here:

http://play.www.setanta.servecast.net/setanta/uk/

bless yer darling, :kiss:

bless yer darling, :kiss:
Anything for you, me darling :luvbed:

Anything for you, me darling :luvbed:

Watching it now, me lover.

Who you got in this fight, babes? Enzo's got a busy night tonight.

Watching it now, me lover.

Who you got in this fight, babes? Enzo's got a busy night tonight.

Good show southpaw!

Cleverly aint looking too clever, he should have utilised his height and reach advantage and kept him at distance. I think he might sneak it on points as vegas is tiring, but it's close.

Enzo just caught cleverly with a sweet right slap. I'd give Enzo that round.

Cleverly made it. good chap.

I'm forcing meself to save what remains of me beer for Calzaghe, I'll allow meself one more can before then.

Cleverly made it. good chap.

I'm forcing meself to save what remains of me beer for Calzaghe, I'll allow meself one more can before then.

Ration em out darling. Pretend yer living through the war and you'll do well.

I've got three cans of stella and a wee bit of whisky left so I'm hoping that'll last me.

Ration em out darling. Pretend yer living through the war and you'll do well.

I've got three cans of stella and a wee bit of whisky left so I'm hoping that'll last me.


It won't be easy, darling. But if we put if we put our minds to it we can achieve a cunting great deal, so we can.

**** tv, broadband is the way forward, so it is.

**** tv, broadband is the way forward, so it is.

Too right darling.

..and congrats to Frankie Gavin tonight. The wee fella is doing Brum proud, so he is.

Too right darling.

..and congrats to Frankie Gavin tonight. The wee fella is doing Brum proud, so he is.

Indeed he is. How refreshing to see Big Mac in against another bum. Frank must work hard finding these chaps in bus depots. :nonono:

Indeed he is. How refreshing to see Big Mac in against another bum. Frank must work hard finding these chaps in bus depots. :nonono:

You gotta give credit to Frank, he trawls the bus depots looking for the right opponent for Big Mac. There aint many promoters who would show that much dedication to go trawling through as many bus depots as Frank does.

Them lefts to the body must hurt off big Mac. Wouldn't wanna get on the wrong end of one of them, so I wouldn't.

Them lefts to the body must hurt off big Mac. Wouldn't wanna get on the wrong end of one of them, so I wouldn't.

Luckily, me alcohol consumption has given me plenty of padding around the belly area, but I wouldn't like to test me beer belly's punch resistance.

less than an hour to go, babes. I'm glad yer talked me into the ol' broadband. After a few pints of guiness I chose to put up no resistance and subscribed without hesitation

:luvbed:

less than an hour to go, babes. I'm glad yer talked me into the ol' broadband. After a few pints of guiness I chose to put up no resistance and subscribed without hesitation

:luvbed:

It was for the best southpaw. The guiness softened you up, then the broadband scored the KO.

Many a bum boy would be ashamed to admit that they'd been defeated by broadband, but in the long run your career as a bum boy will not suffer from the loss. In fact you will most cunting likely benefit from the broadband KO. I know I took broadband on the chin, and since then I have prospered.

Come on Joe!

It was for the best southpaw. The guiness softened you up, then the broadband scored the KO.

Many a bum boy would be ashamed to admit that they'd been defeated by broadband, but in the long run your career as a bum boy will not suffer from the loss. In fact you will most cunting likely benefit from the broadband KO. I know I took broadband on the chin, and since then I have prospered.

Come on Joe!

Like Leonard - Duran, it has made me a better bum boy, so it has.

So we say the blow wins by UD then darlin?

Like Leonard - Duran, it has made me a better bum boy, so it has.

So we say the blow wins by UD then darlin?

I'd say so. In fact I should have put a few bets on it. I don't think Kessler will seriously challenge our boy, though he'll be a game opponent. Our 'zaghe will get him on the back foot and take him out of his comfort zone imo.

I'd say so. In fact I should have put a few bets on it. I don't think Kessler will seriously challenge our boy, though he'll be a game opponent. Our 'zaghe will get him on the back foot and take him out of his comfort zone imo.

Thats how I see it too. Lets hope his lil' brittle hands hold up to all that landing.

Thats how I see it too. Lets hope his lil' brittle hands hold up to all that landing.

By the sound of things Kesslers hands are more brittle than our Joe's.

I just had a pizza me darling, and I'm still cunting starving. I wish I would have ordered a large instead of a regular. For some daft bastard reason I thought me alcohol consumption would have filled me belly, but alas, t'was not the case.

I might make meself a sarnie.

close cunting fight. Looking awkward.

Calzaghe does better against the shorter fellas, anway, get in there me son!

Good boy, Joe. After round 9 he dominated much more smoothly.

Closer than I thought it would be though, darling.

Good boy, Joe. After round 9 he dominated much more smoothly.

Closer than I thought it would be though, darling.

Aye, but our boy Joe was too good in the end. A most cunting satisfactory night.

I'm off to bed darlin', shag yer later :luvbed:

Aye, but our boy Joe was too good in the end. A most cunting satisfactory night.

I'm off to bed darlin', shag yer later :luvbed:

Goodnight, me lover :luvbed:

Here's to Joe. The undisputed P4P number 1 dish.

Anyone know how to change your profile to private?

who turned you red Naz?

Some bell end called Upper Cut. Mother****er only has like 200+ posts.

Well done last night Joe!

And I'm back guys :D

Some bell end called Upper Cut. Mother****er only has like 200+ posts.
Upper Cut is one of Mr Soprano's alts.

Well done last night Joe!

And I'm back guys :D
Welcome back slag, I thought you'd have Moyes as yer avatar forever.

Some bell end called Upper Cut. Mother****er only has like 200+ posts.

I've tried to turn ya back green for a good 20 minutes.. i've lost hope.

I think me Karma power must be as weak as Yankee lager.

I've tried to turn ya back green for a good 20 minutes.. i've lost hope.

I think me Karma power must be as weak as Yankee lager.

me too. i got bored after about 30 posts though.

Yah...

Naz Fan has been ****ed royally it seems.

No fear, he's back in green now.

Upper Cut is one of Mr Soprano's alts.


Welcome back slag, I thought you'd have Moyes as yer avatar forever.

**** that, was nearly sick when I logged on :nonono:

The Bull is back!

No fear, he's back in green now.



:kiss:

Nobody's karma can **** with the Hoff Father.

Remember, remember, the Hoff's big member.

Seems like a lifetime ago, doesn't it, Southpaw?

Remember, remember, the Hoff's big member.

Seems like a lifetime ago, doesn't it, Southpaw?


It does indeed, me lover. Like a Rooster at dawn, I shall never give up me **** duties.

The Bull is back!

I sure am mate! Missed the place :love:

I sure am mate! Missed the place :love:

Not as much as the place missed you :luvbed:

Good afternoon slags :luvbed:

Good afternoon slags :luvbed:

How is the afterlife treating you, darling?

How is the afterlife treating you, darling?

hope there's beer in the afterlife.

How is the afterlife treating you, darling?

The meals aren't so good. I'm trying to convince the caterers to subcontract to greggs and get Welter on the case. I'll let you know how I get on.

The meals aren't so good. I'm trying to convince the caterers to subcontract to greggs and get Welter on the case. I'll let you know how I get on.

You should ask the ghost of Madeline McCann if he mentioned anything to her!


hahaa.


Also.. is Heaven next to Vallhalla? The viking heaven?...if so, tell Joranaboborang to come down and give me my damn points for the Calzone victory!!

You should ask the ghost of Madeline McCann if he mentioned anything to her!


hahaa.


Also.. is Heaven next to Vallhalla? The viking heaven?...if so, tell Joranaboborang to come down and give me my damn points for the Calzone victory!!

He said I could fist him if Calzy wins. Tell him to get his ass down here!

You should ask the ghost of Madeline McCann if he mentioned anything to her!


hahaa.


Also.. is Heaven next to Vallhalla? The viking heaven?...if so, tell Joranaboborang to come down and give me my damn points for the Calzone victory!!

I'll shout over to the vikings and get a message passed on to Jangeorg for yer mickey. Generally I don't have much to do with the slags, as their table manners are cunting terrible and you can't take em out anywhere, but I'll have a word for yer.

Southpaw, there are rivers of stella. I go swimming in em daily, so I bleeding do. Unfortunately, since I've been up here the rivers are all drying up and aren't as full as they used to be. Some cunts are blaming me, but Alan has got me back. He tells all the moaning shag monkeys to do one.

I'll shout over to the vikings and get a message passed on to Jangeorg for yer mickey. Generally I don't have much to do with the slags, as their table manners are cunting terrible and you can't take em out anywhere, but I'll have a word for yer.

Southpaw, there are rivers of stella. I go swimming in em daily, so I bleeding do. Unfortunately, since I've been up here the rivers are all drying up and aren't as full as they used to be. Some cunts are blaming me, but Alan has got me back. He tells all the moaning shag monkeys to do one.

How does the lager taste up there darling?

How does the lager taste up there darling?

I bet it tasted alright till Hoff went and swam in it! haha.

Then again, if Hoff got a sweat on... i bet it just made the concentration of alcohol stronger...

therefore.. i say. The ale tastes like Tennants super strength.
haha

I'll shout over to the vikings and get a message passed on to Jangeorg for yer mickey. Generally I don't have much to do with the slags, as their table manners are cunting terrible and you can't take em out anywhere, but I'll have a word for yer.

Southpaw, there are rivers of stella. I go swimming in em daily, so I bleeding do. Unfortunately, since I've been up here the rivers are all drying up and aren't as full as they used to be. Some cunts are blaming me, but Alan has got me back. He tells all the moaning shag monkeys to do one.

The Stella river > Niagra falls

How does the lager taste up there darling?

Cunting taste-bud-tastic darling. Heavenly beverages get me full approval so they do. I aint got no complaints there.

It's just the food that leaves a little to be desired.

What are you guys thoughts on Cotto v Mosley?

What are you guys thoughts on Cotto v Mosley?


I'm thinking Mosley at the minute be me prediction keeps changing, so it does.

I'd like Cotto to win but I think Mosley will win on points.

Aye, i'm going with Mosley on points too.

Aye, i'm going with Mosley on points too.

How much did you make on the blow beating the nazi, darling?

How much did you make on the blow beating the nazi, darling?

Not much - about 35K.

I put 500K on the line, but no cunt was biting. :nonono:

Not much - about 35K.

I put 500K on the line, but no cunt was biting. :nonono:

Oh well darling, you'll be able to make a fair amount if the *****nard fight gets made. Plenty of slags will be up for betting on b-hop.

Did you see this cuntin' joke of a list, darling - the 25 Best Footballers of all time:

1. Pele
2. Ronaldo
3. Romario
4. Luis Figo
5. Zinedine Zidane
6. Diego Maradona
7. Lothar Matthaus
8. Gerd Muller
9. Franz Beckenbauer
10. Cafu
11. Roberto Carlos
12. Marco Van Basten
13. Michel Platini
14. Rivaldo
15. Paolo Maldini
16. Zico
17. Raul
18. Ruud Gullit
19. Eusebio
20. Ferenc Puskas
21. Johan Cruyff
22. Alfredo Di Stefano
23. Bobby Charlton
24. Jurgen Klinsmann
25. Kenny Dalgleish

Bleedin' scandalous.

Did you see this cuntin' joke of a list, darling - the 25 Best Footballers of all time:

1. Pele
2. Ronaldo
3. Romario
4. Luis Figo
5. Zinedine Zidane
6. Diego Maradona
7. Lothar Matthaus
8. Gerd Muller
9. Franz Beckenbauer
10. Cafu
11. Roberto Carlos
12. Marco Van Basten
13. Michel Platini
14. Rivaldo
15. Paolo Maldini
16. Zico
17. Raul
18. Ruud Gullit
19. Eusebio
20. Ferenc Puskas
21. Johan Cruyff
22. Alfredo Di Stefano
23. Bobby Charlton
24. Jurgen Klinsmann
25. Kenny Dalgleish

Bleedin' scandalous.

Where's Georgy Best?

Romario should never be at no.3. He was a good player an all but to put him above Maradona is cunting outrageous. Also, Luis Figo shouldn't be at no.4, and Roberto Carlos is incredibly shagging overrated at no.11.

Raul above Puskas, Cruyff, Eusebio and Di Stefano? - Do one!

The whole list is bleeding well out of order, so it is.

Its a good list just the order is abit screwed.

Did you see this cuntin' joke of a list, darling - the 25 Best Footballers of all time:

1. Pele
2. Ronaldo
3. Romario
4. Luis Figo
5. Zinedine Zidane
6. Diego Maradona
7. Lothar Matthaus
8. Gerd Muller
9. Franz Beckenbauer
10. Cafu
11. Roberto Carlos
12. Marco Van Basten
13. Michel Platini
14. Rivaldo
15. Paolo Maldini
16. Zico
17. Raul
18. Ruud Gullit
19. Eusebio
20. Ferenc Puskas
21. Johan Cruyff
22. Alfredo Di Stefano
23. Bobby Charlton
24. Jurgen Klinsmann
25. Kenny Dalgleish

Bleedin' scandalous.

Ruud Gullit @ 18 and George Best not even in the list. what a joke

Where's Georgy Best?

Romario should never be at no.3. He was a good player an all but to put him above Maradona is cunting outrageous. Also, Luis Figo shouldn't be at no.4, and Roberto Carlos is incredibly shagging overrated at no.11.

Raul above Puskas, Cruyff, Eusebio and Di Stefano? - Do one!

The whole list is bleeding well out of order, so it is.

Too right.

Tech Skill's list would look something like this:

1. Totti
2. Totti
3. Totti
4. AC Milan
5. Totti
6. Seria A
7. Alonso ( What,he isn't a football player? **** it he's going in anyway )
8. La Liga
9. Totti
10. Totti
11. Mussolini
12. Totti
13. Buffon
14. Luca Toni
15. Totti
16. Ferrari
17. Real Madrid
18. The Peseta
19. The Lira
20. Totti

Where the **** is my boy?!

Surely theres a mistake? Wheres Paulo Di Canio?

saying that... where the **** is Chris Waddle!!?


haha.

On a serious note... i see no goalkeepers in that list... I do believe Peter Schmeichal to be one of the greatest to ever walk on a pitch.

Where the **** is my boy?!

Surely theres a mistake? Wheres Paulo Di Canio?

saying that... where the **** is Chris Waddle!!?


haha.

On a serious note... i see no goalkeepers in that list... I do believe Peter Schmeichal to be one of the greatest to ever walk on a pitch.

I always pick Schmeical in me all time top XI with Yashin on the bench.

I always pick Schmeical in me all time top XI with Yashin on the bench.

Schmeical over the Ruskie? A bold choice me darling.

I think Musolini would have ranked a bit higher on Tech Skill's list. Top 5 at least. He had a bag of tricks that any cunt would be proud of.

Aye the big Dane was ****ing dynamite in the net. Would have been well at home in Hillsborough if he ever came.

Who else is missing off that list..

I see no Ryan Giggs... isn't he the most decorated player in British footballing history?

Fellas, whose posts give you more of a headache from reading ( or attempting to read ) them?

Mr. Green's
Eazy_Mas's
Ako Pa Ha's

Fellas, whose posts give you more of a headache from reading ( or attempting to read ) them?

Mr. Green's
Eazy_Mas's
Ako Pa Ha's

They all give me seizures, darling.

Fellas, whose posts give you more of a headache from reading ( or attempting to read ) them?

Mr. Green's
Eazy_Mas's
Ako Pa Ha's

My vote goes to the devout Alan worshipper, aye that's right, the fella with dynamite strapped to his chest. Eazy mas tries to be deep and meaningful and that makes his posts even more abstract in their cunting ideas cause the fella babbles on like a cunt, all the while trying to be intelligent.

Mr. Green's posts are painful to read, but the wee lad is a simple fella and it's just his typing that is hard to decipher. The actual ideas behind what he is saying are always fairly easy to grasp - "Pleez doneight pointz 2 mee. I wont 2 becum milllyonair".

Ako's posts aint that hard to read. They mostly consist of smilies and - "I am pwner best, you are big ****".

We should make a thread with a poll to see what the genearal consensus is.

Aye, Eazy_mas spots a religious debate and jumps into the fray sporting an erection and proceeds to type a dissertation on god with a fanatical fervour, but what he doesn't realise is that no one can understand what the hell he is babbling on about.

Aye, Eazy_mas spots a religious debate and jumps into the fray sporting an erection and proceeds to type a dissertation on god with a fanatical fervour, but what he doesn't realise is that no one can understand what the hell he is babbling on about.

Probably wrote the bible himself.

Probably wrote the bible himself.

I always wondered why i could never understand it.

Now i know why.

hoff when are you having your account back ?

hoff when are you having your account back ?

My old Hoff account?

Never.

My old Hoff account?

Never.

Don't be bleedin' saying such things, darlin. When the storm has calmed, The Hoff shall be resurected, so he shall.

Don't be bleedin' saying such things, darlin. When the storm has calmed, The Hoff shall be resurected, so he shall.

I'm afraid it's not possible. Even if that account was unbanned I wouldn't be able to post from it.

hoff whats the item called in the shop that you have brought that say your ofline when your really online?

hoff whats the item called in the shop that you have brought that say your ofline when your really online?

You don't buy it in the store. Just go to your user CP - options, and then tick the invisible mode and go to the bottom of the page and save changes.

You don't buy it in the store. Just go to your user CP - options, and then tick the invisible mode and go to the bottom of the page and save changes.

so what the point in selling it in the shop :lol1:

so what the point in selling it in the shop :lol1:

There is no point. There are a few items in the store that don't need to be there.

true .... does it say im offline now?

Anybody got channel 4 on??

If any of these little bastards were my kids id do a Madeline Mccann on em in a second.

They'd be tied up in Welters shed faster than they could say "praise alan akbar"

The ****ing little bastards.

true .... does it say im offline now?

I bought an option in the store that allows me to see people who are using invisible mode, so I can see that you are online, but for everyone else it will say that you are offline.

I bought an option in the store that allows me to see people who are using invisible mode, so I can see that you are online, but for everyone else it will say that you are offline.

Me too. We're soooooooo cool

Anybody got channel 4 on??

If any of these little bastards were my kids id do a Madeline Mccann on em in a second.

They'd be tied up in Welters shed faster than they could say "praise alan akbar"

The ****ing little bastards.

I'm with you there Tuggers.

"I just want some weed and some baccy arghhhhh!"

Slag ^ You'd have Welter's beef bayonet in yer mouth if I was yer father. That'd teach her a lesson.

I'm with you there Tuggers.

"I just want some weed and some baccy arghhhhh!"

Slag ^ You'd have Welter's beef bayonet in yer mouth if I was yer father.

right little bastards aren't they.

If I had a kid like this I'd become the next Fred West. Once id buried em id **** off to the same place Andy Dufresne goes in the shawshank redemption and start building me a nice little boat to live in.

right little bastards aren't they.

If I had a kid like this I'd become the next Fred West. Once id buried em id **** off to the same place Andy Dufresne goes in the shawshank redemption and start building me a nice little boat to live in.

God help azza eh, he's fathered 12 little bastards already, and they're all badly behaved little chavs and chavettes. At least they're not all in one place though, as they've all got different mothers.

Des'Ree - Life:

"I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the sight I fear most
Rather have a piece of toast."

Worst lyrics ever?

Ello slags!

Des'Ree - Life:

"I don't wanna see a ghost,
It's the sight I fear most
Rather have a piece of toast."

Worst lyrics ever?

Yeah, i heard that song and thought the same...but if you're asking for dodgy lyrics...you've gotta go through the morrissey record collection...

Yeah, i heard that song and thought the same...but if you're asking for dodgy lyrics...you've gotta go through the morrissey record collection...

Some more:

Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer:

"I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say rhythm is a dancer."

Madonna - American Life:

"I drive my Mini Cooper,
And I'm feeling super-dooper."

So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds:

"I got 21 seconds till my vocal's done,
2 multiplied by 10 plus 1."

Men at Work ( MGKirkPatrick's favourite band ) - Down Under:

"I said, 'Do you speak-a my language',
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich."

Some more:

Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer:

"I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say rhythm is a dancer."

Madonna - American Life:

"I drive my Mini Cooper,
And I'm feeling super-dooper."

So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds:

"I got 21 seconds till my vocal's done,
2 multiplied by 10 plus 1."

Men at Work ( MGKirkPatrick's favourite band ) - Down Under:

"I said, 'Do you speak-a my language',
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich."

Super Sister - Coffee

"I like my man, like I like my coffee!
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee Ohhh"

Super Sister - Coffee

"I like my man, like I like my coffee!
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee Ohhh"

Good Lord! that is cringe-worthy bad. :nonono:

LOL at Trinidad as the second best Welter of all time. :lol1:

LOL at Trinidad as the second best Welter of all time. :lol1:

Yer can always get a laugh out of these people, can't yer babes?

Yer can always get a laugh out of these people, can't yer babes?

That you can

This site is comedy gold.

Some classics:

"Prime Roy Jones was unbeatable - he's like the hulk"

"Floyd Mayweather is top 3 P4P of all time because he beat Baldomir and Gatti"

"Toney has the best chin ever"

That you can

This site is comedy gold.

Some classics:

"Prime Roy Jones was unbeatable - he's like the hulk"

"Floyd Mayweather is top 3 P4P of all time because he beat Baldomir and Gatti"

"Toney has the best chin ever"


A recent one "Tyson beats any human being ever. I'm talking Ali, Hercules, anyone. pwn pwn" what a cunting line.

And not forgetting, "Roy Jones would beat Ali at HW because he was too fast and skilled." What a bleedin liberty. Not even funny. Even worse than a Trevor Mcdonald joke.

A recent one "Tyson beats any human being ever. I'm talking Ali, Hercules, anyone. pwn pwn" what a cunting line.

And not forgetting, "Roy Jones would beat Ali at HW because he was too fast and skilled." What a bleedin liberty. Not even funny. Even worse than a Trevor Mcdonald joke.

Aye, that Ali Vs Jones poll made me nauseous.

Jones had 1 fight at Heavy for Christ's sake - against Ruiz. And now he can beat a prime Ali?

What a cuntin' joke.

Aye, that Ali Vs Jones poll made me nauseous.

Jones had 1 fight at Heavy for Christ's sake - against Ruiz. And now he can beat a prime Ali?

What a cuntin' joke.

I nearly spat me mouth full of stella at the screen, babes. Of course the roided up fella can outpoint one of the ****test, dullest champs of our generation over 12 rounds. Naturally a win over the greatest heavy is just one step up.

I nearly spat me mouth full of stella at the screen, babes. Of couse the roided up fella can outpoint one of the ****test, dullest champs of our generation over 12 rounds. Naturally a win over the greatest heavy is just one step up.

Imagine foreman or Shavers chin-checking the slag?

He would be out for years.

Imagine foreman or Shavers chin-checking the slag?

He would be out for years.

Take the ref hours to sweep all that glass off the canvas. The crackability of Jones' chin makes his jawline more dangerous than his punchers.

I'll be beating one out to the thought of Jones getting hit with a Shaver's right tonight, me lover.

Take the ref hours to sweep all that glass off the canvas. The crackability of Jones' chin makes his jawline more dangerous than his punchers.

I'll be beating one out to the thought of Jones getting hit with a Shaver's right tonight, me lover.

Let's hope Calzaghe whips OL' Popkins and then whips Glass jaw and Dawson.

Let's hope Calzaghe whips OL' Popkins and then whips Glass jaw and Dawson.

Thats another one, babes. The amount of guys backing ol' Hopkins is incredible. Terrible call out by ol' Bernard anyways, "Oi yer slag, come over ere' to the mecca of boxing and step up. Yer good in yer own backyard but what about ere'. I know all about not fighting abroad, innit." The cunt will be needing a zimmerframe to get to the ring.

Thats another one, babes. The amount of guys backing ol' Hopkins is incredible. Terrible call out by ol' Bernard anyways, "Oi yer slag, come over ere' to the mecca of boxing and step up. Yer good in yer own backyard but what about ere'. I know all about not fighting abroad, innit." The cunt will be needing a zimmerframe to get to the ring.

It's going to be a reet laugh as Joe punches the **** out of Borenard.

It's going to be a reet laugh as Joe punches the **** out of Borenard.

I'll be drinking meself silly, Laddie.

The punch count at the end will say it all. Joe's 1000 + punches to Bernards impressive 29, near double than both Taylor fights.

I'll be drinking meself silly, Laddie.

The punch count at the end will say it all. Joe's 1000 + punches to Bernards impressive 29, near double than both Taylor fights.

Here's to cleaning up at the bookies.

Southpaw, best Bond theme?

I'd say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1zCDftaFc

Dare i say it..

the best post-Shirley Bassy theme was possibly Goldeneye by Tina Turner...


Or who can forget this mother****er of a hit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsiBhQ60rJE

Dare i say it..

the best post-Shirley Bassy theme was possibly Goldeneye by Tina Turner...


Or who can forget this mother****er of a hit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsiBhQ60rJE

Props, Mickey. :luvbed:

Aye... canny beat a bit of Duran Duran

Aye... canny beat a bit of Duran Duran

you can certainly beat off to it tho ;)

Here's to cleaning up at the bookies.

Southpaw, best Bond theme?

I'd say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1zCDftaFc

Tis a winner, darling. Although Goldfinger will always fill me number one spot.

Hoff, I'm drunk - sex me up, darling.

Hoff, I'm drunk - sex me up, darling.

Yer in luck darling, sexing sexy bum boys (such as yer sexy self) up just happens to be me speciality so it does. I've got a degree in sexy upiness.

Bend over and get ready for a right royal rodgering :luvbed:

Fantastic.

I'd even go as far as to say it beats a bacon buttie.

Fantastic.

I'd even go as far as to say it beats a bacon buttie.

Full english an all?

Full english an all?

It's certainly right up there alongside it, babes.

It's certainly right up there alongside it, babes.

How would you rate a sunday roast in comparison with me beef bayonet, darling?

Don't hold back.

How would you rate a sunday roast in comparison with me beef bayonet, darling?

Don't hold back.

Sunday Roasts just can't compete, darling. Without gravy, they're just dry and inedible, but your beef bayonet covered in special sauce is a thing to die for.

Sunday Roasts just can't compete, darling. Without gravy, they're just dry and inedible, but your beef bayonet covered in special sauce is a thing to die for.

If Gordon Ramsey logged on to boxingscene right now I'd pwn him into oblivion laddie.

If Gordon Ramsey logged on to boxingscene right now I'd pwn him into oblivion laddie.

He needs a good pwning, the crinkle-faced slag.

Hoff, for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwKBEQCk3Y

He needs a good pwning, the crinkle-faced slag.

Hoff, for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwKBEQCk3Y

Ricky told that lamb killer what's what didn't he darlin'. I bet ol' Gordy shouted at Gavin the lamb until the poor chap had a heart attack and died.

I'd like to see the shag monkey shout at me for overcooking me beans on toast. I'd give him a piece of me mind so I would.

Which comedians tickle your funny-bone, darling?

Which comedians tickle your funny-bone, darling?

I could tuck into the skirt wearer laddie, ol' Eddie Izzard.

I could tuck into the skirt wearer laddie, ol' Eddie Izzard.

I was never into Lee Evans much, but his latest stand-up tour - XI - is quite good.

I was never into Lee Evans much, but his latest stand-up tour - XI - is quite good.

He sweats more than 2nd to nonce standing next to a radiator that's on full blast doesn't he. I'll have to have a butchers.

Jim Jeffries is on in manchester soon. hes funny as ****...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04cps_brPEQ

He sweats more than 2nd to nonce standing next to a radiator that's on full blast doesn't he. I'll have to have a butchers.

He sweats more than Super-Lightweight in a brothel.

He sweats more than Super-Lightweight in a brothel.

Haha.

Could you imagine the thread he'd make the next day if he happened to accidentally slide his length into a prossie.

Haha.

Could you imagine the thread he'd make the next day if he happened to accidentally slide his length into a prossie.

Aye, i'd go something like this:

"Forgive me father for i have sinned; last night i slipped a portion into some prossie slag, but i know i will still go to heaven because of me unwavering belief in Jesus Chavez"

Aye, i'd go something like this:

"Forgive me father for i have sinned; last night i slipped a portion into some prossie slag, but i know i will still go to heaven because of me unwavering belief in Jesus Chavez"

cheers for the mighty LOL before I hit the hay.

Goodnight me lovers. Trousersnake and bum love for all tomorrow :luvbed:

cheers for the mighty LOL before I hit the hay.

Goodnight me lovers. Trousersnake and bum love for all tomorrow :luvbed:

Goodnight, darling. :kiss:

cheers for the mighty LOL before I hit the hay.

Goodnight me lovers. Trousersnake and bum love for all tomorrow :luvbed:

Goodnight Southpaw, shag yer later :luvbed:

Laddie, do you like those two alts of Welter's in the lounge. He's on a bit of an alt streak at the moment is our Welter.

Mickey is also becoming a wee bit of an alt master.

Goodnight Southpaw, shag yer later :luvbed:

Laddie, do you like those two alts of Welter's in the lounge. He's on a bit of an alt streak at the moment is our Welter.

Mickey is also becoming a wee bit of an alt master.

Which alts belong to who?

I thought Msa****stain and Platinumtwat were the wondrous works of Mickey.

Which alts belong to who?

I thought Msa****stain and Platinumtwat were the wondrous works of Mickey.

You may be right. For some reason I thought that Mickey had ****ed off to bed, but that was our Audley loving friend, Mr Tuggers.

You may be right. For some reason I thought that Mickey had ****ed off to bed, but that was our Audley loving friend, Mr Tuggers.

****ed off to bed? a likely excuse.

What he has really done is don the cape and mask, pulled his pants on over his trousers and flew off into the night to beat up crack-heads and shag beautiful woman.

For he is....


SUPER TUGGERS

****ed off to bed? a likely excuse.

What he has really done is don the cape and mask, pulled his pants on over his trousers and flew off into the night to beat up crack-heads and shag beautiful woman.

For he is....


SUPER TUGGERS

Alan bless him. You've gotta lover our tuggers aint yer.


Super Tuggers > Superman > Superwoman > Super noodles > Tennants super > Super Zab Judah.

Am I right?

Alan bless him. You've gotta lover our tuggers aint yer.


Super Tuggers > Superman > Superwoman > Super noodles > Tennants super > Super Zab Judah.

Am I right?

You're not wrong. That's for cuntin' certain.

Whales unite
Whales will fight
Whales will go on eating plankton

Whales we are nice
Whales full of spice
And we don't like being wanked on

I love greggs. Ol' Welters done well for himself there.

I love greggs. Ol' Welters done well for himself there.

What did you get, darling?

I might pop down to Greggs meself.

What did you get, darling?

I might pop down to Greggs meself.

Some sausage rolls, darling. The layers of pastry were top notch, so they were.

Some sausage rolls, darling. The layers of pastry were top notch, so they were.

I might get me self a cup of Coffee and a Chicken sandwich.

I might get me self a cup of Coffee and a Chicken sandwich.

Yer do that, Laddie.

So yer confident in lil' Mosley saturday then? I may have a little flutter.

Yer do that, Laddie.

So yer confident in lil' Mosley saturday then? I may have a little flutter.

It's one of those fights i ain't confident enough to bet big on. Mosley of a few years ago would have raped Cotto, but he's getting on a bit now.

It's one of those fights i ain't confident enough to bet big on. Mosley of a few years ago would have raped Cotto, but he's getting on a bit now.


My reasoning, Laddie, I reckon he's still got a good one left in him.

But I'll probably ponder the thought and decide tomorrow, the odds are pretty close so it won't be a good pay off unless I can pin point a round. I'm thinking decision so I may just spend the money on a few extra cans. Good plan, eh?

My reasoning, Laddie, I reckon he's still got a good one left in him.

But I'll probably ponder the thought and decide tomorrow, the odds are pretty close so it won't be a good pay off unless I can pin point a round. I'm thinking decision so I may just spend the money on a few extra cans. Good plan, eh?

It's a damn fine plan. It's a win-win situation.

It's a damn fine plan. It's a win-win situation.

Indeed it is.

I've got a busy day today so I better be off for now. Things to see, people to do.

Shag yer later, me lover :luvbed:

"Chickedee China, the chinese chicken, i have drumstick and me brain starts tickin'" - Barenaked Ladies.

Can i add this into teh worst lyrics of all time please?

"Chickedee China, the chinese chicken, i have drumstick and me brain starts tickin'" - Barenaked Ladies.

Can i add this into teh worst lyrics of all time please?

I wonder what they were smoking when they came up with that ****.

I wonder what they were smoking when they came up with that ****.

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will

Awesome lyrics

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146690

The early bird catches the trousersnake and Greggs before too many people arrive.

The early bird catches the trousersnake and Greggs before too many people arrive.

You're up early laddie. Have you taken Oscar for walkies?

You're up early laddie. Have you taken Oscar for walkies?

He's still sleeping, darling.

Bless 'im, eh.

He's still sleeping, darling.

Bless 'im, eh.

Did he have one too many cans last night darling?

Best for him to sleep it off eh, then he can go out on the prowl looking for *****es later on. A fine example of a canine is your Oscar so he is.

Laddie, have you seen the news about Mourinho? The daft fanny fart...I'm gonna make a thread about it now.

Did he have one too many cans last night darling?

Best for him to sleep it off eh, then he can go out on the prowl looking for *****es later on. A fine example of a canine is your Oscar so he is.

Laddie, have you seen the news about Mourinho? The daft fanny fart...I'm gonna make a thread about it now.

What a soft tart.

If he tried that **** in Glasgow - about 40 12 year olds wearing trackies would have come streaming out of broken-down tenements and converged on the slag, and then would have proceeded to kick him to death.

What a soft tart.

If he tried that **** in Glasgow - about 40 12 year olds wearing trackies would have come streaming out of broken-down tenements and converged on the slag, and then would have proceeded to kick him to death.

It would have been a fitting for end for the special cunt.

Let's hope he goes over to Glasgow and tries to pull some nippers hair.

It would have been a fitting for end for the special cunt.

Let's hope he goes over to Glasgow and tries to pull some nippers hair.

Aye, let's set him up.

We'll send him a letter saying he has won "Man of the Millennium" beating the likes of Da Vinci, Newton and Shakespeare. We'll say the award ceremony is in Easterhouse.

We'll promise to buy some little ned some f.AGs if he will wear a wig and hurl abuse at Mourinho when he arrives.

We just sit back with a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the show, darling.

Aye, let's set him up.

We'll send him a letter saying he has won "Man of the Millennium" beating the likes of Da Vinci, Newton and Shakespeare. We'll say the award ceremony is in Easterhouse.

We'll promise to buy some little ned some f.AGs if he will wear a wig and hurl abuse at Mourinho when he arrives.

We just sit back with a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the show, darling.

It will be a show to match any of Shakespeare's little plays that he put on. At the end the special cunt will lift his head up and gurgle "I am still special, yet I am no more, for now I am dead", and then he'll breathe his last.

Laddie, why do cunts always announce that they're dead or about to die in Shakespeare plays, eh? These dying cunts always wanna have the last word don't they. They ought to just STFU and die quietly. It makes yer wanna kill em again so it does.

It will be a show to match any of Shakespeare's little plays that he put on. At the end the special cunt will lift his head up and gurgle "I am still special, yet I am no more, for now I am dead", and then he'll breathe his last.

Laddie, why do cunts always announce that they're dead or about to die in Shakespeare plays, eh? These dying cunts always wanna have the last word don't they. They ought to just STFU and die quietly. It makes yer wanna kill em again so it does.

****ing divas.

Things never change.

****ing divas.

Things never change.

I'm off for a run laddie. Wish me luck, I haven't been for ages, I might ****in collapse and need CPR and mouth to mouth and all that bollocks. Let's just hope I don't wake up with a ginge sticking her tongue down me throat. I'd kill the slag for having the cheek -"What's that? Yer saved me life? Shut it ginge, you've shamed me. My lips were never meant to come together with yours, just look at yer cunting freckles. Now die".

Did everything go ok? You weren't molested by a ginge i hope.

Did everything go ok? You weren't molested by a ginge i hope.

No ginges, thank alan, but i was truly bastard ****ed so I was. I need to start running regularly again.

I had a bleedin can of stella explode on me last night, fellas. Some little cunt must have shook it up in the shop.

I lost a surprisingly large amount of the liquid gold due to this incident.

I had a bleedin can of stella explode on me last night, fellas. Some little cunt must have shook it up in the shop.

I lost a surprisingly large amount of the liquid gold due to this incident.

What sort of sick mind would do that to someone's lager?

What sort of sick mind would do that to someone's lager?


Whoever it was is up there in the Hitler/Stalin level as far as I'm concerned.

See ya guys, I'm off to fat yank land until the 29th.

Be good. ;)

See ya guys, I'm off to fat yank land until the 29th.

Be good. ;)

Stay sexy :luvbed:

I wish I could Southy, I will have to make do will pleasuring myself nightly whilst calling your name and yearning for your trouser snake.

:luvbed:

See ya guys, I'm off to fat yank land until the 29th.

Be good. ;)

You bastard you've left me behind. :nonono:

Just got meself a Chicken sandwich and a Bridie from Greggs. Fun-****ing-tastic.

No sign of Welter though. Must be pre-occupied with maddy.

Just got meself a Chicken sandwich and a Bridie from Greggs. Fun-****ing-tastic.

No sign of Welter though. Must be pre-occupied with maddy.

There was a little blonde girl behind the counter at me local Greggs today. Obviously one of the staff had brought their daughter to work but I couldn't help but think.......
Cornish Pasty tasted a bit surspicious un'all.

i've already cracked a joke about maddy being in the steak bakes... have a look in the dome.

i've already cracked a joke about maddy being in the steak bakes... have a look in the dome.

Mine was no joke. A hair in me pasty, what am I mean't to think?

Evening fellas. You all stocked up for the fights tonight?

Evening fellas. You all stocked up for the fights tonight?


Got through a fair few cans, babes. (before the fights started)

The Gay did us proud, so he did.

Everyone put on UKTV Gold right now.

BIG with Tom Hanks is on.

Everyone put on UKTV Gold right now.

BIG with Tom Hanks is on.

One bleedin great film.

If only Exige could find a magical fortune-telling arcade machine at a fun fair and make the same wish, eh.

Ride the Maddy!

Ayup folks. How we diddlin'?

Ayup folks. How we diddlin'?

Not bad mickey, you?

Nothing but **** on T.V tonight so gonna grab a few rum n cokes and watch a film.

Can't stand all these reality T.V shows them and soaps do my ****ing head in.

**** all on tele at the minute.

I might have a pedal soon?

Good morning, bum boys.

**** all on tele at the minute.

I might have a pedal soon?

Get a job scumbag!

Mickey, how is life treatin' you, darling?

Salam malakum brother bum boys.

Mickey, how is life treatin' you, darling?

I'm alright, just having some dinner. Tuckin into a banana as we speak.

Ayup Hoff. Whats crackin?

I'm alright, just having some dinner. Tuckin into a banana as we speak.

Ayup Hoff. Whats crackin?

How do yer lezzer, I've got a day off work today so I'm gonna go in to the gym in a bit. I'm getting a right beer belly on me.

i haven't had a drink in 2 weeks and 2 days now. Been off the sauce having to make 76kg (about 12 stone flat) for my fight at the end of the month.

Had to shift some right weight to get back into boxing - lost about 4 bloody stone since xmas. I'll be looking like old Davy Hasselhoff by the end of the year.

Just had a bacon and egg sarnie.

You can't cuntin' beat it.

i haven't had a drink in 2 weeks and 2 days now. Been off the sauce having to make 76kg (about 12 stone flat) for my fight at the end of the month.

Had to shift some right weight to get back into boxing - lost about 4 bloody stone since xmas. I'll be looking like old Davy Hasselhoff by the end of the year.

Jesus, mary and keg stain licking Joseph! That's some serious weight you've lost there mickey. That Atkins fella would be put to shame if he hadn't already kicked the bucket.

i know - maybe when i've died from Anorexia i reckon we'll have a good old chin wag in VallhAlan.

i know - maybe when i've died from Anorexia i reckon we'll have a good old chin wag in VallhAlan.

Tell him his breath pen and inks. All those fanny farts that do the atkins have stinky cunting breath.

Bleedin eck'. Turned onto Eastenders tonight thinking it was some ****ney version of Casino or Goodfellas.

Just watched Top gun.

Not many films can match this for its sheer quality.

Quality hair-dos.

Quality cop style sunglasses.

Quality action shots with the air jets.

Quality quotes throughout the film.

Quality names i.e Maverick, Goose, Ice Man.

Quality soundtrack.

It's just absolute quality. A must for the DVD collection.

'' God damn it Maverick, you son of a *****!! ''

Top Gun is one of the very best

Love it. Carry on.

I feel the need, the need for speed.

Yeehah!

I feel the need, the need for speed.

Yeehah!

I feel the need for a stella, off i go.

I feel the need for a stella, off i go.

I think I'll have one meself.

I think I'll have one meself.

A bit of trousersnake always goes down well with Stella, wouldn't yer say me lover?

Anyone here watched Mr.Bean?

A bit of trousersnake always goes down well with Stella, wouldn't yer say me lover?

It's the ideal combination, like fish and chips, salt and vinegar, cake and cream, lezzers and cream, and so many more things that were just meant to be together....azza and shanus, they were meant to be together as well. They're soul mates.

It's the ideal combination, like fish and chips, salt and vinegar, cake and cream, lezzers and cream, and so many more things that were just meant to be together....azza and shanus, they were meant to be together as well. They're soul mates.


Azza loves Shanus. I smell a tv spin off with a cheesy theme song.

They were mean't to be, so they were.

Azza loves Shanus. I smell a tv spin off with a cheesy theme song.

They were mean't to be, so they were.

And people said that long distance relationships never last eh. I suppose it's down to them having an open relationship, so azza is free to impregnate 14 year old girls, and Shanus is free to spend his nights in a field with a sheep called Delilah. She's a sexy sheep mind, I don't blame him.

And people said that long distance relationships never last eh. I suppose it's down to them having an open relationship, so azza is free to impregnate 14 year old girls, and Shanus is free to spend his nights in a field with a sheep called Delilah. She's a sexy sheep mind, I don't blame him.

Who could blame him? I would rustle that sheep any day of the week.

Who could blame him? I would rustle that sheep any day of the week.

Delilah would make a lovely jumper, but Shanus won't let anyone near her. Much like Welter is with Maddy, he's very protective.

Delilah would make a lovely jumper, but Shanus won't let anyone near her. Much like Welter is with Maddy, he's very protective.


Thats understandable, babes.

Anyway I must be off darlin. Things to see, people to do.

Nighty night :luvbed:

Thats understandable, babes.

Anyway I must be off darlin. Things to see, people to do.

Nighty night :luvbed:

Sleep tight me darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

join me up son i'm welsh valley boy!

join me up son i'm welsh valley boy!

Disgraceful, i can see a divide happening...

the new influx of Welsh and S.Yorkshire boys.

All others are going to get shoved out untill the only discussions left on Boxing scene will be Joe Calzone or Clinton Woods....and perhaps Prince Naz...but only so Naz Fan will stick around.

Did you guys know that Floyd fought Castillo with a broken hand AND broken ribs?

I've heard it all now.

He also hits as hard as Hatton.