He must have contemplated suicide after my beloved Celtic beat AC Milan. And we only got a small fine and Dida gets banned for 2 games.

:moon: :rofl:

Italy losing at Hampden might just push him over the edge. Lets hope that Hamilton wins the formula one title an all and Alonso crashes out of the last race on the first corner.

Italy losing at Hampden might just push him over the edge. Lets hope that Hamilton wins the formula one title an all and Alonso crashes out of the last race on the first corner.

Aye, it'll be glorious.

Laddie, Alonso and Dida are standing in front of you, but you can only give one of them a kicking. Who do you choose?

Laddie, Alonso and Dida are standing in front of you, but you can only give one of them a kicking. Who do you choose?

It's a hard un' - it's a cunting hard un'

I'll go with Dida.

It's a hard un' - it's a cunting hard un'

I'll go with Dida.

I think I'd choose Alonso. I hate the cunt with a passion. Dida deserves a glasgow kiss an all mind.

I think I'd choose Alonso. I hate the cunt with a passion. Dida deserves a glasgow kiss an all mind.

I'd take them slag's heads off with me Glasgow kiss.

Hoffy, get it down yer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn_hMvEfViY

Hoffy, get it down yer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn_hMvEfViY

Lovely jubbly laddie. I wish they weren't red scum fans though and the red scum didn't play that stone roses tune before all their games. I forget which song they play.

Lovely jubbly laddie. I wish they weren't red scum fans though and the red scum didn't play that stone roses tune before all their games. I forget which song they play.

Isn't it - I Wanna be Adored? I ain't sure though.

Here's the manc monkey getting stuck in to a fat dosia look alike:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pf1rMtEqo0

Isn't it - I Wanna be Adored? I ain't sure though.

It might be. I can't remember.

I'm watching the highlights of the england game. These ruskies and the ref are ****ing me off. I hope the jews do us a favour and beat the ruskies. I'll have a word with the bomber and see if he's got any contacts, with either the jews or the ruskies.

It might be. I can't remember.

I'm watching the highlights of the england game. These ruskies and the ref are ****ing me off. I hope the jews do us a favour and beat the ruskies. I'll have a word with the bomber and see if he's got any contacts, with either the jews or the ruskies.

I wouldn't be able to watch highlights of the Scotland game.

Once is enough. :nonono:

Bleedin heck, a big bang and now there is a crack in me window. And the culprit(s) are no where in sight. The price I pay for getting a can out the fridge before rushing to the scene. I got me priorities in order, eh?

I'll sort those slags out, Southpaw.

I'll sort those slags out, Southpaw.

What are these so called "Negrons" that Annie speaks of? Could it be they have come for a bit of Southpaw trousersnake?

Regardless it is a good excuse for a day off work tomorrow and a longer drinking period. A toast to the negrons :beerchug:

What are these so called "Negrons" that Annie speaks of? Could it be they have come for a bit of Southpaw trousersnake?

Regardless it is a good excuse for a day off work tomorrow and a longer drinking period. A toast to the negrons :beerchug:

Always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Indeed, babes. Yer fellow country men were defeated, but yer showed some balls and shall be ready for yer next opportunity. He who dares wins.

Get it down yer, Southpaw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B41u3mQJpq0

Get it down yer, Southpaw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B41u3mQJpq0

Bleedin classic, Laddie. The first time we met Boycie un'all.

No-one posted here in 18 hours!!!

Must be a new record.

No-one posted here in 18 hours!!!

Must be a new record.


I'll post to stop keep yer relaxed.

I'll post to stop keep yer relaxed.
That was just dissapointing.

No post in 18 hours. :(

Come on , you slags.

Bring Back TheHoff! :D

The weekend has begun.

What we all upto Jiggas?!

The weekend has begun.

What we all upto Jiggas?!

Ripping up Cardiff town centre, stealing traffic cones and throwing burgers at bouncers.

What about you?

Ripping up Cardiff town centre, stealing traffic cones and throwing burgers at bouncers.

What about you?

You up for a **** fight? my middleweight against your heavyweight.

Ripping up Cardiff town centre, stealing traffic cones and throwing burgers at bouncers.

What about you?


**** all last night. was in bed for 1am. Watched Friday Night Fights and then just monged out.

Went to the pub after work, but nothing special.

Tonight is a big night though Shanus. Down the pub for 5pm and not coming home till i've been knocked out and puked all over myself.

You up for a **** fight? my middleweight against your heavyweight.

Laddie, you know as well as I do that your special rooster is nothing less than a super heavy.

The Villa are gonna beat the red scum today.

The Villa are gonna beat the red scum today.

That derby was a JOKE.

Villa will lose 2-0 today.

The Villa are gonna beat the red scum today.

Yer still sexy in Ghost form, babes. :luvbed:

That derby was a JOKE.

Villa will lose 2-0 today.
Not on your nelly!

Yer still sexy in Ghost form, babes. :luvbed:
Me trousersnake can walk through walls to get to you an all. How sexy is that...

Not on your nelly!


Me trousersnake can walk through walls to get to you an all. How sexy is that...

They can take yer body but they can never take yer trousersnake. Alan Akbar!

The Hoffs boys are doing it.

The Hoffs boys are doing it.

They were, but then the cunting ref screwed us over. The corrupt shag monkey!

Did they ban Saddam?

Those mother****ers must be stopped!!

Did they ban Saddam?

Those mother****ers must be stopped!!
Saddam is still with us, thank Alan.

Saddam is still with us, thank Alan.

Alan Akbar!!!!!

Any sign of me Laddie?

Is there membership required for this lounge? I'm a Limey?

Is there membership required for this lounge? I'm a Limey?

If your a Limey, your in mate. Welcome.

Is there membership required for this lounge? I'm a Limey?

if you want your name adding to the members list as southpaw_stinger.

if you want your name adding to the members list as southpaw_stinger.

I'm such a good bloke I have already taken care of it.

I'm such a good bloke I have already taken care of it.

so you have, love.

Cheers guys.

Can I join? I know i have my weird fetishes but still born n bred.

MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY!:luvbed:

Cheers guys.

Welcome Celtic Warrior. Your in the place to be. :).

Can I join? I know i have my weird fetishes but still born n bred.

Weird fetishes is likely to get you promoted to mod to be honest.

I classed you already as a member without even asking oovavu you cunt. :kiss:

Cheers fellas and ladies...I used to post in the Limey Lounge under JDizzle79 before I got deployed in January. I am finally back after all these months from that armpit we call Iraq. Good to see some of the familiar "faces" are still here.

Welcome Celtic Warrior. Your in the place to be. :).



Weird fetishes is likely to get you promoted to mod to be honest.

I classed you already as a member without even asking oovavu you cunt. :kiss:

once a cunt always a cunt :luvbed:

once a cunt always a cunt :luvbed:

Till we die.


You've become quite the regular around these parts Oov. You love it, or what?!

Where ya from, what ya do, how old are ya and have you ever had sexual relations with a man?

Plus, do you have a first name?

Till we die.


You've become quite the regular around these parts Oov. You love it, or what?!

Where ya from, what ya do, how old are ya and have you ever had sexual relations with a man?

Plus, do you have a first name?

its a pretty fun place full of ****ed up peeps, i've followed boxing for a long time but mainly from our fair isles so its nice to get introduced to new fighters i aint seen before and started training at a local club made me realise how unfit i was but i enjoy it, who doesn't love a few digs in the head now and again.

Im from chester, im a lab technician and trainee electrician and im 22 lifes not gone as planned but im happy where i am, and thus far no man love but im pretty liberal.

you can call me anything you want big boy ;) as long as its ryan

Cheers fellas and ladies...I used to post in the Limey Lounge under JDizzle79 before I got deployed in January. I am finally back after all these months from that armpit we call Iraq. Good to see some of the familiar "faces" are still here.
Welcome back. I was wondering where you were.

Why don't you use the JDizzle79 account?

I'm on the guiness tonight fellas, down the hatch.

its a pretty fun place full of ****ed up peeps, i've followed boxing for a long time but mainly from our fair isles so its nice to get introduced to new fighters i aint seen before and started training at a local club made me realise how unfit i was but i enjoy it, who doesn't love a few digs in the head now and again.

Im from chester, im a lab technician and trainee electrician and im 22 lifes not gone as planned but im happy where i am, and thus far no man love but im pretty liberal.

you can call me anything you want big boy ;) as long as its ryan

Nice to meet you Ryan. Hope you stick around kidder.

You thinking about going amatuer?

Im SO ****ing bored!

I hate work

Im SO ****ing bored!

I hate work

Get yerself a drink mate.

Im SO ****ing bored!

I hate work

I'm going to make a thread aobut you.

Nice to meet you Ryan. Hope you stick around kidder.

You thinking about going amatuer?

Thats the plan, I'm just concentrating on fitness and losing abit of weight at the mo then work my way up from there, i've only been to a few sessions at the local gym but I'm really enjoying it and well thats half the battle methinks.

Thats the plan, I'm just concentrating on fitness and losing abit of weight at the mo then work my way up from there, i've only been to a few sessions at the local gym but I'm really enjoying it and well thats half the battle methinks.

Yea get yourself in mate. Get into a routine and it'll happen soon enough.

Soon you'll be a double hard bastard wanting to murder stuff like Tuggers.

I achieved astral projection tonight, fellas.

I'm going to use me powers to fight crime.

I achieved astral projection tonight, fellas.

I'm going to use me powers to fight crime.

You're me hero so you are.

Spill the beans then. What's the rumpus?

You're me hero so you are.

Spill the beans then. What's the rumpus?

It ain't all it's cracked up to be - first: you cannot use physical force - only mental ( this will take me some time to learn )

Second: you cannot travel far - only a few miles at best. Although with time this could possibly be bettered.

I promise to use me new found powers to help the Villa though, Hoff.

It ain't all it's cracked up to be - first: you cannot use physical force - only mental ( this will take me some time to learn )

Second: you cannot travel far - only a few miles at best. Although with time this could possibly be bettered.

I promise to use me new found powers to help the Villa though, Hoff.

All is well then me darling. Would you help us beat the blue noses? I'd love to thrash those sons of biatches.

All is well then me darling. Would you help us beat the blue noses? I'd love to thrash those sons of biatches.

I'd help you thrash anything me darling.

I'd help you thrash anything me darling.

Laddie, I watched the villa - red scum game with a blue nose and a red scum fan. Oh how happy I was when we were one-nil up, and then the world came cunting crashing down around me.

Laddie, I watched the villa - red scum game with a blue nose and a red scum fan. Oh how happy I was when we were one-nil up, and then the world came cunting crashing down around me.

Alan better pull his finger out and get us bum boys some results.

Alan better pull his finger out and get us bum boys some results.

And now Lerner is practically telling our Martin to **** off and manage England. That aint right. Who the saggy tits would we get to replace him? I ask yer...

Not that I'd begrudge him leaving, but Lerner could hold his tongue a wee bit, you know...

Strange times, Hoff.

I say we astral project ourselves over to Russia and tell the Kremlin to stop being fanny farts - then we visit Martin and Gordon in their sleep and put the bejesus in them, so much that they would be too scared to lose a game.

Strange times, Hoff.

I say we astral project ourselves over to Russia and tell the Kremlin to stop being fanny farts - then we visit Martin and Gordon in their sleep and put the bejesus in them, so much that they would be too scared to lose a game.

Putin would tow the line once I dropped the pwnage on him, that's for sure. I reckon that is a cunting marvelous plan me darling. Lets pay a visit to the itides as well, and tell em to let in a few Faddy goals.

Goodnight laddie, shag yer later :luvbed:

Putin would tow the line once I dropped the pwnage on him, that's for sure. I reckon that is a cunting marvelous plan me darling. Lets pay a visit to the itides as well, and tell em to let in a few Faddy goals.

Goodnight laddie, shag yer later :luvbed:

For you, to help you sleep, darling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLi7liCC_zs

hey people! Does northern irish count as being a limey? :puppy_dog

hey people! Does northern irish count as being a limey? :puppy_dog

Why yes, yes it does! :beerchug:

Why yes, yes it does! :beerchug:

nice one!! :D cheers

hey people! Does northern irish count as being a limey? :puppy_dog

Aye it does! Come on in, come on in.

Aye it does! Come on in, come on in.

We've had Welsh lads in ere' before, so it's obvious we ain't too picky.

We've had Welsh lads in ere' before, so it's obvious we ain't too picky.

Yeah from Welsh bummers to N.Irish bombers.

ho ho ho!

no offence Toddy :kiss:

******ites unite and put up a fight against the whites.

******ites unite and put up a fight against the whites.


Dawkins looks sexy, Laddie.

Dawkins looks sexy, Laddie.

He's a right vivacious little sexpot, isn't he?

He's a right vivacious little sexpot, isn't he?

Dawkins > The Pope

Although at the same time, Lord Alan > Dawkins (It has to be said)

Too true.

Dawkins and Bertrand Russell > Super_Lightweight and Roy Jones Jr.

Too true.

Dawkins and Bertrand Russell > Super_Lightweight and Roy Jones Jr.

Right again, babes.

People like us need more say in the world. We'd soon turn this **** hole into a sexy, beer drinking, bum loving place - so we would.

Christmas has come early in Scotland, Southpaw. All the big branch supermarket chains are selling beer at 30p a pint.

Lovely Jubbly.

Christmas has come early in Scotland, Southpaw. All the big branch supermarket chains are selling beer at 30p a pint.

Lovely Jubbly.

**** off!!!!

im migrating!

Wheres me haggis and bag pipes! Have they got Stones?!


If not...i'll take a lowly John Smiths.

Christmas has come early in Scotland, Southpaw. All the big branch supermarket chains are selling beer at 30p a pint.

Lovely Jubbly.

Alan damn it, me own beer money is a shadow of it's former self, so it is.

Alan damn it, me own beer money is a shadow of it's former self, so it is.

Tell me about it. At 30p a pint, i could be ****faced and beating the **** out of a stranger on as little as £3.50!

Tell me about it. At 30p a pint, i could be ****faced and beating the **** out of a stranger on as little as £3.50!


And they say Scotland is a nation that is financially reliant on us to support them, it is a cunting disgrace so it is. :nonono:


I may plan a trip over the border just for booze.

****in' neds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9KhoLjVvk

****in' neds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9KhoLjVvk

Just kids though.

Go out scrapping with other villages. Thats what you do int it. If its not other villages its other schools or something!

Just kids though.

Go out scrapping with other villages. Thats what you do int it. If its not other villages its other schools or something!

Yeah, they're annoying little ****s.

Yeah, they're annoying little ****s.

But cunting 30p though, what a liberty. Puts me weekend into perspective, so it does. :puppy_dog

But cunting 30p though, what a liberty. Puts me weekend into perspective, so it does. :puppy_dog

Get your arse up here, Southpaw. We'll drink Scotland dry and then rid the streets of these little slags.

Get your arse up here, Southpaw. We'll drink Scotland dry and then rid the streets of these little slags.

Can i come?

I dont wanna shout at no Scots cos i reckon i'd take a good hiding back to England wi' me. But...for the price of ale and piss up with you fellas.

Tell me the boozer and what time, and i'll book a train.

Get your arse up here, Southpaw. We'll drink Scotland dry and then rid the streets of these little slags.

My arrival would prompt a new inflation and booze prices would sore sky high.
30pissflaps? That would keep me going til New Year.

wigan birds are fit!

The neds would **** it from us 3.

The neds would **** it from us 3.

The three bum boys of the Apocalypse.

The three bum boys of the Apocalypse.

Aye, forget pestilence, death and famine - we'll dish out pwnages, ownages and lolages. :luvbed:

Aye, forget pestilence, death and famine - we'll dish out pwnages, ownages and lolages. :luvbed:

And be finished in time for a good ol' piss up :luvbed:

Southpaw, where is our Hoffy?

Southpaw, where is our Hoffy?

I've been searching for him, Laddie. To no avail :puppy_dog

We may have to wait another day.

I've been searching for him, Laddie. To no avail :puppy_dog

We may have to wait another day.

What a **** up, eh.

At least we still have each other.

Here's to Dawkins ( as i drink me 12th can )

What a **** up, eh.

At least we still have each other.

Here's to Dawkins ( as i drink me 12th can )

Here's to Dawkins and Alan ( as I open me last can...)

Bottoms up :beerchug:

wigan birds are fit!

you mean from Wigan Pier?

my brother agrees.

the best lookin birds he's ever seen. Wigan Pier 2006.

there all 11-14 tho and, i prefer southport pier its longer and has better views.

No drink left, so me attention span has abandoned me.

Farewell and sweet dreams :luvbed:

No drink left, so me attention span has abandoned me.

Farewell and sweet dreams :luvbed:

this bacardia has got me ****ing hallucianiatating


dfjposijdospffdfdsgfhsfdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfgr dfgfdg

Top a tha mornin' to ya, fellas.

Top a tha mornin' to ya, fellas.

Any sign of his Hoffness, Laddie?

Any sign of his Hoffness, Laddie?

I'm afraid not, dearie.

I'm afraid not, dearie.

Hercule Poirot vs Miss Marple, who takes it, Laddie?

Poirot all the way, darling.

alrate.

i feel like ****.

alrate.

i feel like ****.

Irn-Bru + Fry-up = the ultimate hangover cure.

i was just on to PlatMatt about going out and getting the stuff for a fry up.

We talked about Orange Juice not Irn Bru tho...

i was just on to PlatMatt about going out and getting the stuff for a fry up.

We talked about Orange Juice not Irn Bru tho...

Listen to Laddie, he knows hangovers like the back of his hand, so he does.

i was just on to PlatMatt about going out and getting the stuff for a fry up.

We talked about Orange Juice not Irn Bru tho...

Orange juice is a good substitute.

Orange juice is a good substitute.

Aye, i do fancy something fizzy though.

Irn Bru isn't that easy to get hold off on a sunday if the supermarket is closed. Its not like Scotland where its on tap :) haha

I used to actually dream of getting Irn-Bru and coke from the tap when i was younger.

I used to actually dream of getting Irn-Bru and coke from the tap when i was younger.


Me uncle was a plummer and promised me a tizer tap in me room. Pitty he died before the blue prints were drawn up :nonono:

Me uncle was a plummer and promised me a tizer tap in me room. Pitty he died before the blue prints were drawn up :nonono:

What a gutter, eh.

What a gutter, eh.

I call it a cosmic piss take, laddie. Like yer millionaire friend dying just days before putting you in his will. :nonono:

I call it a cosmic piss take, laddie. Like yer millionaire friend dying just days before putting you in his will. :nonono:

It's that cunt Loki - the Norse God of mischief. I'll bet he was behind it all.

It's that cunt Loki - the Norse God of mischief. I'll bet he was behind it all.

I'll state all me assets on it darling. From now on I am sleeping with a hammer by me side, Thor always knew how to deal with the cunt.

Aye, ol' Blondie could cave in skulls like no other.

Aye, ol' Blondie could cave in skulls like no other.

I better stock up on a few cans for tonight, Laddie. I am rationing me beer money at the minute babes. A 30p bargain would go down a treat right about now...

later darling :luvbed:

I better stock up on a few cans for tonight, Laddie. I am rationing me beer money at the minute babes. A 30p bargain would go down a treat right about now...

later darling :luvbed:

Think of me as you clean those shelves of all that liquor, darling.

At Alton Towers i've been told...in the Alton Towers hotel... you DO actually get Coke on tap in the special Coca Cola themed room.

I'd be off my ****ing face on sugar.

Afternoon fellas, I just handed out a nifty piece of pwnage to the old neils fella. Have a look:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105181

A fine piece of pwnage, darling.

A fine piece of pwnage, darling.
I'm fairly proud of it.

Did yer see Tevez's goal yesterday laddie, the one that Rooney backhealed to him? Those two shag monkeys seem to be striking up a nice little partnership for the red scum.

I'm fairly proud of it.

Did yer see Tevez's goal yesterday laddie, the one that Rooney backhealed to him? Those two shag monkeys seem to be striking up a nice little partnership for the red scum.

I missed it, darling. But it sounds like Marius Petipa himself couldn't have come close to choreographing it.

Hey guys do any of you like the Aussie band Jet?

Hey guys do any of you like the Aussie band Jet?

there alright i guess....

there alright i guess....
Alright?!? :grumpy:

They are great! Maybe it's because I'm an Aussie.

Alright?!? :grumpy:

They are great! Maybe it's because I'm an Aussie.

Nah, there alright. i can see why they'd be one of ya favourites.

i dont know man im an aussie and im not that fond of them.

I missed it, darling. But it sounds like Marius Petipa himself couldn't have come close to choreographing it.

Have a butchers me lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXW4IvTKXM0&NR=1

Them foreign fellas are loving it. They sound like Alan worshippers to me.

Me cousin played this bunch of soft convict tarts to me the other night and i can't stop humming the annoying ****in' tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DrGah0GuY

Nah, there alright. i can see why they'd be one of ya favourites.
With songs like 'Are you gonna be my girl', 'Roll over DJ' and 'Shine On' there one of my favourite bands.

i dont know man im an aussie and im not that fond of them.
What??????

You learn something new everyday.

Have a butchers me lover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXW4IvTKXM0&NR=1

Them foreign fellas are loving it. They sound like Alan worshippers to me.

A fine goal and that first one was a bit of all right as well.

yeah i dont like too many aussie artists when i think about it

dont mind the hilltop hoods, gotye when i want to lax right the **** out, john butler trio is pretty rad for getting in touch with mother nature, living end was the first band i liked, josh pyke has some peaceful ditties, muscles has a unique electric sound..

A fine goal and that first one was a bit of all right as well.

Nanny goes a bit overboard with the celebrations don't yer think laddie? What happened to the days of just running round like a twat sticking one arm up into the air and pointing at Alan up there, or pretending to cradle a wee baby...

If my Nanny did that she'd put her back out.

Nanny goes a bit overboard with the celebrations don't yer think laddie? What happened to the days of just running round like a twat sticking one arm up into the air and pointing at Alan up there, or pretending to cradle a wee baby...

If my Nanny did that she'd put her back out.

Aye, if he wants to do that ****e - he can **** off and join the circus.

What a ball bag.

yeah i dont like too many aussie artists when i think about it

dont mind the hilltop hoods, gotye when i want to lax right the **** out, john butler trio is pretty rad for getting in touch with mother nature, living end was the first band i liked, josh pyke has some peaceful ditties, muscles has a unique electric sound..
No Silverchair, Eskimo Joe, Powderfinger or any of those any bands?

Nanny goes a bit overboard with the celebrations don't yer think laddie? What happened to the days of just running round like a twat sticking one arm up into the air and pointing at Alan up there, or pretending to cradle a wee baby...

If my Nanny did that she'd put her back out.

The most boring celebration artist.... Alan Shearer.

He never did anything other than put one hand in the air.

He could score the greatest goal ever seen...perhaps tackling 11 men single handedly, the length of the pitch and over head kick into the back of the net...and yep...there he is... one hand in the air, not even smiling.

The most boring celebration artist.... Alan Shearer.

He never did anything other than put one hand in the air.

He could score the greatest goal ever seen...perhaps tackling 11 men single handedly, the length of the pitch and over head kick into the back of the net...and yep...there he is... one hand in the air, not even smiling.

That's cause he is a boring cunt.

That prick could walk into paradise and he would still have something to moan about.

Aye, if he wants to do that ****e - he can **** off and join the circus.

What a ball bag.
Apparently, the hair dryer told him the same thing, but old Nanny aint listening. Send him to ****in' Coventry I say, or is that too harsh? He might get abused by Annie there and called all sorts of unsavoury ****** type names.

Would the lad ever recover?

The most boring celebration artist.... Alan Shearer.

He never did anything other than put one hand in the air.

He could score the greatest goal ever seen...perhaps tackling 11 men single handedly, the length of the pitch and over head kick into the back of the net...and yep...there he is... one hand in the air, not even smiling.

I once had the misfortune to read a passage of his auto-biography. It gave me a good insight into the world of narcoleptics so it did.

Apparently, the hair dryer told him the same thing, but old Nanny aint listening. Send him to ****in' Coventry I say, or is that too harsh? He might get abused by Annie there and called all sorts of unsavoury ****** type names.

Would the lad ever recover?



I'm not sure he could, darling. He's hardly a battle hardened e-warrior like Versy, that the flames just bounce off.

I'm not sure he could, darling. He's hardly a battle hardened e-warrior like Versy, that the flames just bounce off.

Aye, Nanny is a report button sort of a fella. Mano-a-mano he just aint got the heart for it. He'd have to pray for an interception by the roid rager.

Did someone say ******? They did eh...

BANNED!

That's how I see it going. Nanny would see the banning as a victory and do a million backflips to celebrate, the smegma stain!

Aye, Nanny is a report button sort of a fella. Mano-a-mano he just aint got the heart for it. He'd have to pray for an interception by the roid rager.



That's how I see it going. Nanny would see the banning as a victory and do a million backflips to celebrate, the smegma stain!

Next time the cunt attempts it, i'm going to turn on me anti-gravity device and leave the cunt floating about.

Next time the cunt attempts it, i'm going to turn on me anti-gravity device and leave the cunt floating about.

That'd be a sight laddie. Him suspended and desperately trying to touch down while Fergie frantically chews his gum and tries to work out a solution.

It'd be a big **** you to Issac Newton and an' even bigger **** YOU to Alex Ferguson.

It'd be a big **** you to Issac Newton

Aye, if the fella was still around we could say to him - "How d'you like them apples?!?"

Aye, if the fella was still around we could say to him - "How d'you like them apples?!?"

Lol.

True, darling, true.

Are you drinking tonight, me lover?

Lol.

True, darling, true.

Are you drinking tonight, me lover?

I haven't started yet, but I've got some cans in and will get cracking in a wee moment.

What's yer tipple tonight laddie?

I haven't started yet, but I've got some cans in and will get cracking in a wee moment.

What's yer tipple tonight laddie?

I got meself another crate of Stella.

I got meself another crate of Stella.

Yer can't go wrong there laddie :beerchug:

I'm going to create an alt called Herman The German. Do you think you could grow to love him as much as you do Saddam, laddie? I know it'll be hard at first, but I can just tell that Herman is gonna be such a nice fella.

Yer can't go wrong there laddie :beerchug:

I'm going to create an alt called Herman The German. Do you think you could grow to love him as much as you do Saddam, laddie? I know it'll be hard at first, but I can just tell that Herman is gonna be such a nice fella.

I'd need to see the fellas first post before i decide.

I'd need to see the fellas first post before i decide.

Agreed, first impressions count.

If I read ol' Herman's first post and me trousersnake reacts positively, it's thumbs up... and bums :luvbed:

Agreed, first impressions count.

If I read ol' Herman's first post and me trousersnake reacts positively, it's thumbs up... and bums :luvbed:

Exactly.

.....

Herman the German. I like it.

Will he be incredibly far right? or will he constantly apologise for the conduct of his country in 1939 like the Harry Enfield character.

I aint decided how Herman will conduct himself yet, but no doubt the kraut will be a loveable fella.

I aint decided how Herman will conduct himself yet, but no doubt the kraut will be a loveable fella.

You could break German stereotype by actually making him funny.

We all know how the Germans are humourless cunts.

I aint decided how Herman will conduct himself yet, but no doubt the kraut will be a loveable fella.

It's all in the avvy. Get a good picture and the character will follow, so it will.

You could break German stereotype by actually making him funny.

We all know how the Germans are humourless cunts.

Tis true mickey. He's gonna be an efficient fella, that's for cunting certain. If he says he'll post up a youtube of Max Schmeling at a certain time on a certain day, you can guarantee the kraut will do it at that time on that day.

haha...i'm gunna look for a good Herman Avy pic...

haha...i'm gunna look for a good Herman Avy pic...

That be the key.

http://www.escapade.co.uk/ProductImages/Category_32/ac513c-hansel.jpg

too obvious?

too obvious?


Playing right into the stereotype there, mickey.

haha i know.

Problem is... you type "german men" into a search station and they're all getting bummed or sucked off.

Germans must always be ****ing at it.

too obvious?

It's a good one, Mickey, but I'd like a pic with more emphasis on his facial features and expressions. Give Herman a bit of character. Make him real, you know. That pic is a bit cardboard cut out looking. Alt making is a tricky business, we've gotta make sure we get it right. It's a bleeding art so it is.

What age are yer gunning for Hoff? Is Herman a young bloke or the kind that has seen plenty of German sausage?

http://www.me.msstate.edu/people/Faculty/image_faculty/german.jpg

meh, too much

What about one of these delightful looking fellas, Hoff:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html

What about one of these delightful looking fellas, Hoff:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html

Yer a bleedin genius Laddie.

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gari13010372.jpg

???????????????????????????

What age are yer gunning for Hoff? Is Herman a young bloke or the kind that has seen plenty of German sausage?
I aint sure yet, probably an experienced sausage handler though. These young fellas are mostly just arse lickers or tit lickers at best.

What about one of these delightful looking fellas, Hoff:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html

I think you've cracked it laddie. One of them fellas will be up to the job.

I aint sure yet, probably an experienced sausage handler though. These young fellas are mostly just arse lickers or tit lickers at best.



I think you've cracked it laddie. One of them fellas will be up to the job.


Bleedin eck, I have devled into Nazi culture for you hoff, me lover

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/moustache9.jpg

Das Ist Gut Jah!?

Ver Ist Der Autobahn!

Bleedin eck, I have devled into Nazi culture for you hoff, me lover

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/moustache9.jpg

Mother of Alan! It's Welter Skelter!

If there are an infinite number of alternative universes were every action is played out; does that mean there is an Earth were men burnt their boxer shorts to gain equal rights?

Mother of Alan! It's Welter Skelter!

He has his fingers in a lot of pies, darling.

If there are an infinite number of alternative universes were every action is played out; does that mean there is an Earth were men burnt their boxer shorts to gain equal rights?
Aye, and white chaps like us were slaves.

Cracker, go pick that cotton. I'sa gonna whip you so hard...

He has his fingers in a lot of pies, darling.

He's a man of many talents is our Welt.

Aye, and white chaps like us were slaves.



**** that.

The universe can be a heartless bastard.

**** that.

The universe can be a heartless bastard.

A black hole swallowed the universe's heart. Would yer adam and steve it?

**** that.

The universe can be a heartless bastard.


Indeed, and in this alternate universe the Hoff is shagging gingers left, right and cunting centre. What a bleedin nightmare.

Indeed, and in this alternate universe the Hoff is shagging gingers left, right and cunting centre. What a bleedin nightmare.

*Shudders at the thought*

Fellas, i'm going to step me drinking game up a notch, so don't worry if i start to type Like Msagrain part 2.

*Shudders at the thought*

Fellas, i'm going to step me drinking game up a notch, so don't worry if i start to type Like Msagrain part 2.

I could do crack and still type better than that fella, no offense Mister grain :luvbed:

Mickey's spelling when he's pissed is cause for some hearty lolages:

this bacardia has got me ****ing hallucianiatating

I love yer Mickey :luvbed:

That take-away didn't agree with me, fellas.

That take-away didn't agree with me, fellas.

What was the disagreement about laddie, politics? The state of Scottish footy? These take aways can sometimes be quite argumentative cunts. You have to put them in their place.

What was the disagreement about laddie, politics? The state of Scottish footy? These take aways can sometimes be quite argumentative cunts. You have to put them in their place.

We just couldn't meet on neutral ground on any sort of topic.

We just couldn't meet on neutral ground on any sort of topic.

Curries are the worst for disagreeing with yer, aint they laddie. I drown out what they're saying with a few cans. Can't say fairer than that.

Curries are the worst for disagreeing with yer, aint they laddie. I drown out what they're saying with a few cans. Can't say fairer than that.

That's what i'm doing now, darling. The cunt just keeps doing somersaults in me gut and yapping on about currency this and exchange that, but i'm blocking him out in me own inebriated way.

That's what i'm doing now, darling. The cunt just keeps doing somersaults in me gut and yapping on about currency this and exchange that, but i'm blocking him out in me own inebriated way.

It's the only way to do it. I've had curries try to tell me what's what and tell me to vote for the liberal democrats, but I just drown em out in stella. Who want's to hear about the cunting lib dems from a lamb buna eh...

Aye **** that.

It feels as if Forever Boring has stuck his head up me arse and is blabbering on about free-rights.

Thank **** for Stella.

You think you got it bad? I had chilli tonight, cuntin hell you want an aimless debate have chilli.

i might get a kebab.

You think you got it bad? I had chilli tonight, cuntin hell you want an aimless debate have chilli.

Chilli is the Bill O'Reily of debate.

i might get a kebab.

Chicken or Lamb, me ******?

Aye **** that.

It feels as if Forever Boring has stuck his head up me arse and is blabbering on about free-rights.

Thank **** for Stella.

I'd be desperate to open me cunting bowels if to expel him if I was you. It comes to something when a dose of the ****s is something you'd actually want. That's just what forever boring can do to a fella eh laddie.

I'd be desperate to open me cunting bowels if to expel him if I was you. It comes to something when a dose of the ****s is something you'd actually want. That's just what forever boring can do to a fella eh laddie.

That's one of the humane things his rants can do to a fella.

I won't even go into the other stuff.

That's one of the humane things his rants can do to a fella.

I won't even go into the other stuff.

This can of Fosters is bleedin awful fellas. The shop was doing a little deal on them so I thought "why not" - what a cunting mistake. I would pour it away but that would be a bleedin crime, so it would.

This can of Fosters is bleedin awful fellas. The shop was doing a little deal on them so I thought "why not" - what a cunting mistake. I would pour it away but that would be a bleedin crime, so it would.

That's them convicts for you, darling.

Can't even make a good lager.

That's them convicts for you, darling.

Can't even make a good lager.

Should we bombard mgkirkpatrick with red k for it me darling. Nah, maybe that's too harsh. A few strong words wouldn't go amiss though.

Should we bombard mgkirkpatrick with red k for it me darling. Nah, maybe that's too harsh. A few strong words wouldn't go amiss though.

Let's drop our referendum in the Aussie lounge.

Let's drop our referendum in the Aussie lounge.

Lets drop our trousersnakes in the aussie lounge, that'll shake things up.

Lets drop our trousersnakes in the aussie lounge, that'll shake things up.

Could they deal with it though?

We all know that they live in the bush and eat snakes. I don't want me Midnight wanderer mistaken for lunch - chopped off - and threw on some convict's barbie.

Could they deal with it though?

We all know that they live in the bush and eat snakes. I don't want me Midnight wanderer mistaken for lunch - chopped off - and threw on some convict's barbie.

We should get T to the Z to be our trousersnakes bodyguard. No-one would mess with our midnight wanderers if Tuggers was watching out for em.

We should get T to the Z to be our trousersnakes bodyguard. No-one would mess with our midnight wanderers if Tuggers was watching out for em.

Aye, Tugs is the man for the job. If anyone can protect our meat and two veg from those ravenous crack-head Aboriginals... then it's Tugs.

TUggers saved my jigga ass in 1992. Some dope dealing crackhead tryed to steal my auto.

Out jumped my ni99a T to the Z... next thing i see is a mother ****ing blur... i blink one second and there about 12 jiggas dead all around hood.

That **** be tight dawg

TUggers saved my jigga ass in 1992. Some dope dealing crackhead tryed to steal my auto.

Out jumped my ni99a T to the Z... next thing i see is a mother ****ing blur... i blink one second and there about 12 jiggas dead all around hood.

That **** be tight dawg

Could he take you though, Anal, that is the question?

Aye, Tugs is the man for the job. If anyone can protect our meat and two veg from those ravenous crack-head Aboriginals... then it's Tugs.
There's only a few bum boys who I'd entrust our meat and two veg to, and tugs is one of the elite who would protect and serve like no other.

TUggers saved my jigga ass in 1992. Some dope dealing crackhead tryed to steal my auto.

Out jumped my ni99a T to the Z... next thing i see is a mother ****ing blur... i blink one second and there about 12 jiggas dead all around hood.

That **** be tight dawg

Mess with my main bum boy tuggers and he'll put a cap in yo ass dawg, right before he slides his beef bayonet in.

Tuggers is one triple hard bastard.

yo yo yo





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Whats with all the Lang conquering, Dye?

It's the Spanish inquisition in his blood.

No wonder he's got such a high post count. :).

you like your pie Dye?

I wish i was in Hollywood Florida right now.

And had Ringside Tickets to Miranda's fight.

No wonder he's got such a high post count.

you like your pie Dye?

:luvbed: :luvbed: :fing02: :wank:

Just had the little bugger out the back.

Ran me ragged so he did.

Stella is my saviour.

Stella is my saviour.

Rejoice, darling.

Who do you have sex With to Join this Lounge?

Who do you have sex With to Join this Lounge?

you gotta get bukakke'd by everyone. :grouphug:

Fair Do's m8

here's to us * drinks can*

here's to us * drinks can*

I've come down with a case of flu, Laddie.

What's that you say? Have I stopped drinking? Have I ****!

cheers :beerchug:

I've come down with a case of flu, Laddie.

What's that you say? Have I stopped drinking? Have I ****!

cheers :beerchug:

That's the spirit Southpaw. Stella cures all, that's my philosophy.

let's get it down us, fellas.

So much stella to get through, so little time.

Southpaw, come and have a wee chat in the ninja lounge. We're testing it out to see if it is safe for habitation by sexy bum boys like ourselves.

I doubt it's up to our sexy standards, but lets have a butchers eh...

That's the spirit Southpaw. Stella cures all, that's my philosophy.


Has Herman made an appearance yet, me darlin?

Has Herman made an appearance yet, me darlin?

He's a bit of a shy fella southpaw, he says he'll show his face tomorrow.

Hoff, for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLi7liCC_zs

Hoff, for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLi7liCC_zs

******tastic darling :luvbed:

Peter Jackson = the mini 9/11

Wat up, homies?

Wat up, homies?

Waiting for me curry to arrive, babes. A vindaloo can cure any ailment, so it can.

Even retardation, southpaw? Maybe we should cook a few curries for Smokin.

Even retardation, southpaw? Maybe we should cook a few curries for Smokin.

A side order of poppadoms will be needed I think, me darlin. It's ot certain but I think we can reduce the symptoms.

I just had a Big Mac meal from McDonalds - it ain't no curry, but it served it's purpose.

I just had a Big Mac meal from McDonalds - it ain't no curry, but it served it's purpose.

Food is food I suppose.

Food is food I suppose.

I love me curries like the ******s love fried chicken.

I love me curries like the ******s love fried chicken.

You can't beat a hot curry and larger combination, Laddie.