Laddie me darling, it looks like you'll be winning the danny and jam championship. I'll send you the 100k soon.

I won 105k on pavlik btw. I'm quite pleased so I am.

Laddie me darling, it looks like you'll be winning the danny and jam championship. I'll send you the 100k soon.

I won 105k on pavlik btw. I'm quite pleased so I am.

It's been a fine week then, Darling.

Which bum boys were moved by my literary masterpiece?

I've been on a points spending spree...


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i lost money on Pavlik with Welter! boo hoo!

It's been a fine week then, Darling.

Which bum boys were moved by my literary masterpiece?

The Bringer, Southpaw, mickey and kaynan voted for you I think.

ArturoBalboa is in second. I'm gonna give him a few points anyway as his story was a right good read so it was.

I still voted for ya Oasis Lad even though we were in heated battle for the points and votes were precious - because i love you.

You put bleedin Shakespeare to shame, Laddie.

I still voted for ya Oasis Lad even though we were in heated battle for the points and votes were precious - because i love you.

Ditto, darlin' :luvbed:

You put bleedin Shakespeare to shame, Laddie.

The Bard got *****-slapped. :kiss:

The Bard got *****-slapped. :kiss:

The stiff collard cunt would **** himself if he ever read your masterpeice, dalring.

The Bard got *****-slapped. :kiss:

Tommorow in class when i teach English... i'm gunna screw that mother ****er up..and print off a couple of your posts ******!!

i can see it come summer time..

"Sir... there is no questions on Danny Williams and Jam on this exam paper!!"

"I never said there were boy! Now just write about Jam and Danny and see what grade fate will give you!"

night. nigh.

NI'night, Babes.

I'm on special brew tonight, Laddie. The tramps friend.

I'm on special brew tonight, Laddie. The tramps friend.

Get it down yer neck, love.

Get it down yer neck, love.


If it's good enough for winston churchill it's good enough for me, babes.

Good evenin' gents.

Good evenin' gents.

Evening laddie. Congratulations on your win.

If the mighty Villa win tonight we shall go 5th.

Evening laddie. Congratulations on your win.

If the mighty Villa win tonight we shall go 5th.

Fingers crossed then, eh.

Fingers crossed then, eh.

We're gonna win and Jol will get sacked. So our glorious pwnages of the ****ney clubs will have contributed to two managers getting sacked this season.

We're gonna win and Jol will get sacked. So our glorious pwnages of the ****ney clubs will have contributed to two managers getting sacked this season.

You've done Britain proud. Give Martin one for me.

You've done Britain proud. Give Martin one for me.

Will do laddie. Martin loves a sordid night of trousersnake fondling.

Give Martin a right seeing to and Petrov a boot up the arse.

Give Martin a right seeing to and Petrov a boot up the arse.

Petrov deserves a size 17 boot up the arse. I might have a word with that fella that swims a bit, Thorpe or whatever his name is. He's got a big pair of feet on him.

Laddie, the villa game tonight is on setanta. I'm going to the boozer to watch it so you can watch it on me setanta if yer want.

Petrov deserves a size 17 boot up the arse. I might have a word with that fella that swims a bit, Thorpe or whatever his name is. He's got a big pair of feet on him.

Laddie, the villa game tonight is on setanta. I'm going to the boozer to watch it so you can watch it on me setanta if yer want.

Cheers, darling. I'll definitely watch it.

Cheers, darling. I'll definitely watch it.

We can discuss the finer points of martins sex appeal upon my return then.

We can discuss the finer points of martins sex appeal upon my return then.

I'll write my thesis on ol' Martin's sexiness while you are out, and you can read it when you get back. Then we can analyse it and debate the finer points over a few glasses of wine. :luvbed:

I'll write my thesis on ol' Martin's sexiness while you are out, and you can read it when you get back. Then we can analyse it and debate the finer points over a few glasses of wine. :luvbed:

That sounds like a night that kaygay would enjoy.

I shall shag yer later darling :luvbed:

Alrate lads?! :) how are we tonight?

I'm glad ****ing mondays over. 4 more days till the weekend. Although.....they do say not to wish your life away.

Sorry but.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7NwtjNpl-U

Laddie, I'm ****in gutted. We didn't play that well and we got lucky with two of our goals, but at 4-1 up you cunting expect to win.

**** a duck!

Alrate lads?! :) how are we tonight?

I'm glad ****ing mondays over. 4 more days till the weekend. Although.....they do say not to wish your life away.

I'm on the stones tonight mickey. Underated drink I say.

Bye bye Martin Jol.

(I hope i spelt it right?)

Your beloved Villa went and ****ed it right up, Didn't they, Hoff.

What a bunch of cunts.

Your beloved Villa went and ****ed it right up, Didn't they, Hoff.

What a bunch of cunts.

not a decent trousersnake between em, eh?

Your beloved Villa went and ****ed it right up, Didn't they, Hoff.

What a bunch of cunts.

I blame Marlon cunting Harewood. As soon as he came on it all went down the ****ter for us.

not a decent trousersnake between em, eh?

They were erect and pounding away for 60mins, but then flopped worse than a come-back single.

I'm on the stones tonight mickey. Underated drink I say.

I love it and live for the taste haha - but i was brought up on it. EEEHH... i remember back in t'club with me nan, 12 year old and having a couple of jars of Stones.

Its a good ale - and... if your drinking ALL day and night its a good session beer. It's not too strong in alcohol compared to other bitters so it doesn't send you ****ing loopy. Not just that, its thick enough to mean you can go without food.

Another good thing about Stones is... if you take a crate to a party or just put them in your house - no other ****er will touch them because on average they'll think it tastes like ****.

Also, i've never been sick or had a headache the morning after on Stones. Cheap too! i remember i drank 24 cans of the stuff at a party once. ****ing loved it.

Yorkshire Gold.

I blame Marlon cunting Harewood. As soon as he came on it all went down the ****ter for us.

Not the best tactical substitution Martin has ever made, that's for sure.

I love it and live for the taste haha - but i was brought up on it. EEEHH... i remember back in t'club with me nan, 12 year old and having a couple of jars of Stones.

Its a good ale - and... if your drinking ALL day and night its a good session beer. It's not too strong in alcohol compared to other bitters so it doesn't send you ****ing loopy. Not just that, its thick enough to mean you can go without food.

Another good thing about Stones is... if you take a crate to a party or just put them in your house - no other ****er will touch them because on average they'll think it tastes like ****.

Also, i've never been sick or had a headache the morning after on Stones. Cheap too! i remember i drank 24 cans of the stuff at a party once. ****ing loved it.

Yorkshire Gold.

Cans of liquid gold so they are. I used to be one of fools who passed them by at party's. No longer am I that nieve and I usually get me way through a few cans of it every week.

Come on guys post. It's boring here. :(

Come on guys post. It's boring here. :(

Busy drinking at the minute. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Stinger in the house!!!!!!

mickeyb gave me a dildo tonight, what a top bloke he is.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44152000/jpg/_44152252_terrymask203.jpg

nanna nanna nanna na na BATMAN!

Jesus H cuntin' Christ! i feel like **** this morning.

Mickey, babes, how are ya?

Apparently I can't drink buckfast like I drink lager. It is too potent for large quantities, so it is. :nonono:

Jesus H cuntin' Christ! i feel like **** this morning.

Mickey, babes, how are ya?

Im alrite laddy. Just at work in the staff room. Bored out me head. Can't wait for the day to end.

much excitement about the staff footie team playing on Friday. Although i can feel a wave of dread coming down just incase i make a tit of me self.

I'm now considering stealing more points of McNulty to upset him.... he's got 3k not banked.... what u reckon? Funny or overkill?

Im alrite laddy. Just at work in the staff room. Bored out me head. Can't wait for the day to end.

much excitement about the staff footie team playing on Friday. Although i can feel a wave of dread coming down just incase i make a tit of me self.

I'm now considering stealing more points of McNulty to upset him.... he's got 3k not banked.... what u reckon? Funny or overkill?

Savage his ass, me darlin'.

someone hit me with green k about 10 times please :)

someone hit me with green k about 10 times please :)


I've hit yer with five. One of me bum boys can finish yer off :luvbed:

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


don't be a matty!

don't be a matty!

My beloved Celtic beat the European Champions 2-1 tonight, Southpaw.

Come 'ere and let me service you. :luvbed:

My beloved Celtic beat the European Champions 2-1 tonight, Southpaw.

Come 'ere and let me service you. :luvbed:

I'm ready for a charge by yer beeth bayonet regiment, babes :booty:

I'm ready for a charge by yer beeth bayonet regiment, babes :booty:

"Bottom's up! Attack!!!"

****ing hell. im coming down with a cold.

This int gunna be fun.

"Bottom's up! Attack!!!"

"Red alert, incoming trousersnake to the rear!" :luvbed:

****ing hell. im coming down with a cold.

This int gunna be fun.

I'm just getting over one, babes. Me heart is with yer, so it is.

"Red alert, incoming trousersnake to the rear!" :luvbed:



I'm just getting over one, babes. Me heart is with yer, so it is.

I knew it! I got it from you, ya dirty scruff. Deary me.

Best get the Vicks out.

My beloved Celtic beat the European Champions 2-1 tonight, Southpaw.

Come 'ere and let me service you. :luvbed:

Crap jab you gave to Dida at the game, why didn't you put your weight into it?

And yes, it was you, don't deny it.

I knew it! I got it from you, ya dirty scruff. Deary me.

Best get the Vicks out.


Hanging me head over a bowl of boiling vic water has been me salvation, so it has. I'd recomend it to any bum boy.... since there is bending over involved. :hitit:

Hanging me head over a bowl of boiling vic water has been me salvation, so it has. I'd recomend it to any bum boy.... since there is bending over involved. :hitit:

Its a deal. Right im off 2 bed.

Laters me ******s.

Crap jab you gave to Dida at the game, why didn't you put your weight into it?

And yes, it was you, don't deny it.

Never, i would have took his prima-donna-acting ass out with me jab so i would have.

**** the diving bastards - 'mon the Celts!

Its a deal. Right im off 2 bed.

Laters me ******s.


nighty night :luvbed:

Hoff, for you:

http://www.dailymotion.com/fwoman/video/5250454

Hoff, for you:

http://www.dailymotion.com/fwoman/video/5250454

I just watched it darling. Beautiful! Is Gordon making you reconsider the way you view the gingers?

What was that fanny fart Dida doing, going down like a sack of spuds when it was barely even a slap. What a cunt!

I just watched it darling. Beautiful! Is Gordon making you reconsider the way you view the gingers?

What was that fanny fart Dida doing, going down like a sack of spuds when it was barely even a slap. What a cunt!

Gordon has always made me ponder on the intangibles of the universe, Darling, as for Dida: :nonono: you would think he just took a Hatton left to the body.

Gordon has always made me ponder on the intangibles of the universe, Darling, as for Dida: :nonono: you would think he just took a Hatton left to the body.

Imagine if he was given a proper glasgow kiss. The cunt would stay down for months.

Imagine if he was given a proper glasgow kiss. The cunt would stay down for months.

His conscious would leave the stratosphere.

What a prick!

His conscious would leave the stratosphere.

...and be sucked into a black hole the size of the dosia's head, never to return.

...and be sucked into a black hole the size of the dosia's head, never to return.

One can dream. Hopefully he drags Rivaldo along with him.

One can dream. Hopefully he drags Rivaldo along with him.

How's Oscar laddie? Is he still wooing them *****es and treating em to some good doggie lovin'.

How's Oscar laddie? Is he still wooing them *****es and treating em to some good doggie lovin'.

I have had to keep a close eye on him, darling. I'm positive i have spotted Mr. Welter lurking behind bushes, and I'm afraid he may try to snatch him like he did to poor Maddie.

I have had to keep a close eye on him, darling. I'm positive i have spotted Mr. Welter lurking behind bushes, and I'm afraid he may try to snatch him like he did to poor Maddie.

Is Welter developing new fetishes then darling? Not content to be a moggy molesting, kiddie snatching freckle freak with an untamed lust for bicycles, he's now developed a taste for canines as well.

Don't let Oscar off the leash laddie, Welter could be hiding anywhere.

Is Welter developing new fetishes then darling? Not content to be a moggy molesting, kiddie snatching freckle freak with an untamed lust for bicycles, he's now developed a taste for canines as well.

Don't let Oscar off the leash laddie, Welter could be hiding anywhere.

:ugh:

A truly frightening thought.

:ugh:

A truly frightening thought.

Thank god he's not a tiny pygmy like our Exige, that would give Welter a lot more places to hide in. If he was a wee titch he could squeeze in and hide under almost anything and never be noticed.

Thank god he's not a tiny pygmy like our Exige, that would give Welter a lot more places to hide in. If he was a wee titch he could squeeze in and hide under almost anything and never be noticed.

Or super-thin like Jack - he could slide through any crevice.

Or super-thin like Jack - he could slide through any crevice.

Or if he could grow a really long, massive beard to hide behind like our Kaygay does. Fellas would say "Is that Welter over there eyeing up our pets. Oh silly me, no bother, it's only the abominable monster having a bit of a nosey".

Alrate boys. Just at work... waiting till the time comes for my 3 oclock ****.

A 3 O'Clock **** is a well timed toilet expedition that is strung out, well after you have done emptying your bowels to ensure an extra break is attained during your day.

Ok.. im guna go for it now instead - take an extended one.

The people next door have erected a church to Alan. A new green house where I hope to pray one day.

Alan Akbar!

noone here tonight?! Im having a couple of cans of stones and some donuts after a hard week at work.

Anyone else winding down? Or are well all out tonight down clubs and pubs?

Back on the Khan bus tonight. Wondering if that china jaw will crack against yet another feather fister. :nonono:

Had me footie match on friday lads.....wanna hear about the drama that went off?

Or have i already spoke of it?... i was pissed last night...so i dunno if im just repeating this tale...


i got carded for violent conduct... but it was ****ing good though.

i got carded for violent conduct...
Good man mickey, you did us proud so you did.

I shall tell you the tale.

Got asked where i wanna play... i said Left back. (What i played as a school boy). So anyway. The whistle blows and for five minutes there right winger is clocking some right miles, running all over me and was v.difficult to mark.

The ball comes down and i think "**** this" and CRUNCH i two foot tackle the cunt and kick him off the pitch. For five minutes i just crucified this fella. After that, he didn't bloody come near me. haha. A'la Razor Ruddock style.

5 minutes towards the end, the P.E teacher from that school is coming straight at me - he's a good player and plays in the unibond league or something. Nutmegs me and shouts "megged!" in my ear.... in truth... i admit... he owned me. This made me cross.

Soon enough my chance for revenge came - he's running at me but didnt see me coming. I ran the length of the pitch did the WORST ****ing challenge ever. IT was awesome. I got up laughing and he jumps up pushes me and calls me a prick and says "I'm a ****ing pro, what about my career!".

So i said "your in the unibond you cunt and your about ****ing 50!" and swing for the cunt. The whole team pull us apart and 3 minutes later were all in teh changing rooms and off to the pub.

Now as you know, i was a teacher playing on the school staff team. The kids were watching and all i heard was "Sir just tried to mangle that lad over there!" and the headteacher heard me calling someone a "cunt" and "****ing wanker" etc.

Who knows what kind of grief im in on monday...but anyway... it was a right laugh.

Oh yeah.. i got carded. AND i wasn't the only one fighting.

The P.E teacher from my team, was wrestling with the history teacher from there comp.

Who'd have thought it eh?

Ended up 5-5. One of there players ****ing dived in the penalty box at the end! Everyone was like "you should be ****ing ashambed of yourself!" haha.

Well cunting done Mickey. If any slag deserved nobbling it was that unibond shag monkey. What a ****in piss gurgling fanny fart eh...he was asking for it so he was.

Get in there Mickey Razor B!

haha i no. I was laughing about the challenge. I wish the match was recorded cos that tackle deserved a place on Soccer AM.

He was a bit of a poofter, i mean "WHAT ABOUT MY CAREER!" hahaha. What a wanker.

Hows your weekend been so for Hoff? You watching Khan in a mo?

haha i no. I was laughing about the challenge. I wish the match was recorded cos that tackle deserved a place on Soccer AM.

He was a bit of a poofter, i mean "WHAT ABOUT MY CAREER!" hahaha. What a wanker.

Hows your weekend been so for Hoff? You watching Khan in a mo?
Not bad mickey, not bad son. Yeah i certainly bleeding shall be watching khan, and I'm still deciding whether or not to stay up for barrera - pacman. It's in the balance so it is.

Hmm... iv been bloody pissed off about that. I wana watch that - iv got sky sports... now i HAVE to buy Sul-****ing-tana.

Its just not fair. It makes you wonder why the bbc cant buy some of these fights - i mean, im a licence payer too you know. I'd much rather have barrera and pac man than have to put up with ****ing celebrity come dancing or whatever ****ing ****e they have on.

Anywya...Khan... best get infront of hte box.

Hmm... iv been bloody pissed off about that. I wana watch that - iv got sky sports... now i HAVE to buy Sul-****ing-tana.

Its just not fair. It makes you wonder why the bbc cant buy some of these fights - i mean, im a licence payer too you know. I'd much rather have barrera and pac man than have to put up with ****ing celebrity come dancing or whatever ****ing ****e they have on.

Anywya...Khan... best get infront of hte box.

I'm with yer there son. The bbc spent a ****load of e-points on getting Audley shagging Harrison so the least they can do to make up for inflicting Audley on our tellys is to buy a few decent fights.

That microphone stuck to matt smith the commentator fellas face does him no favours. Looks like he's got a big ugly slag of a mole on his cheek.

blimey how many punches has Lawton thrown? Get that leather going, cunt!

blimey how many punches has Lawton thrown? Get that leather going, cunt!

He's too bust trying not to get hit instead of trying to hit

He's too bust trying not to get hit instead of trying to hit


these taller guys are always too defensive. I think a short, stocky, pressure fighter would do much better against Khan.

these taller guys are always too defensive. I think a short, stocky, pressure fighter would do much better against Khan.

bleedin hell, get exige in there...

What a cunting liberty.

bleedin hell, get exige in there...

What a cunting liberty.

I was gonna say the same thing. Our Exige's left hook would get the job done.

I was gonna say the same thing. Our Exige's left hook would get the job done.

The Exige hook is up there with the Shavers right and the Robinson wink, so it is.

The Exige hook is up there with the Shavers right and the Robinson wink, so it is.

Even the Holyfield headbutt has got nothing on our Exige's left hook.

Even the Holyfield headbutt has got nothing on our Exige's left hook.

The Bruce Forscythe uppercut would give it a run for it's money.

The Bruce Forscythe uppercut would give it a run for it's money.

Bruce is underrated when it comes to power though. I once saw him knock out a prime Emu. Rod Hull was later seen with a broken wrist.

who watched the rugby?

Bruce is underrated when it comes to power though. I once saw him knock out a prime Emu. Rod Hull was later seen with a broken wrist.

I remember Parky was pissed off that Brucie got there first. Parky had his chance to fight back and missed it. Brucie doesn't take **** from no one. Put him in with Khan I say. That would be nice to see, so it would.

****in hell! Khan won :(.

Lawton looked **** scared. He wasn't ****ing up for it. Pre fight interview - "Hopefully i'll last longer than Limond." "I ain't gonna win no world championships so this is my big day".

Terrible. Lawton should have thrown more. Khan looked strong.

But who was the real classy fighter who i watched throughout...i tell you...

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNO!!!!

I remember Parky was pissed off that Brucie got there first. Parky had his chance to fight back and missed it. Brucie doesn't take **** from no one. Put him in with Khan I say. That would be nice to see, so it would.

Warren is trying to steer Khan away from a match up with Brucie. He knows that Khan aint ready.

I'm off to bed me darling, to get a wee bit of kip before the barrera - pacman fight.

****in hell! Khan won :(.

Lawton looked **** scared. He wasn't ****ing up for it. Pre fight interview - "Hopefully i'll last longer than Limond." "I ain't gonna win no world championships so this is my big day".

Terrible. Lawton should have thrown more. Khan looked strong.

But who was the real classy fighter who i watched throughout...i tell you...

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNO!!!!

i was really pissed of that the keeped ****ing his last name up.




but GOD us stokeys can sing cant we.


frank warrens a ***** to cus he wouldnt give any of scots family any tickets

but scot trained massive 4 this fight i think nurvs got the better of him.

I think the nerves got to him aswell.

You Stoke boys were loud, and he had the Potters shirt on aswell!

Warren is trying to steer Khan away from a match up with Brucie. He knows that Khan aint ready.

I'm off to bed me darling, to get a wee bit of kip before the barrera - pacman fight.

Rest well, babes. :luvbed:

I think the nerves got to him aswell.

You Stoke boys were loud, and he had the Potters shirt on aswell!

ill go the gym on monday and see if hes ok lol.

I think the nerves got to him aswell.

You Stoke boys were loud, and he had the Potters shirt on aswell!

If the guy just came forward throwing shots, he might have got lucky. He ain't gonna outbox Khan, he ain't gonna outwork him his best chance is just pressure him and test that glass jaw. Although he's feather fisted anyway so what a cuntin' chance he had eh?

If the guy just came forward throwing shots, he might have got lucky. He ain't gonna outbox Khan, he ain't gonna outwork him his best chance is just pressure him and test that glass jaw. Although he's feather fisted anyway so what a cuntin' chance he had eh?

I know, i know. But some of Khans opponents have become overawed by him and the size of the occasion.

Khans hand speed is to much to contend with.

Hey andy, have you sparred with Lawton then!?

Entertain me lads, the time is ****in' crawling in.

Ayup Laddie, whats tha been upto?

Ayup Laddie, whats tha been upto?

Like a true Scotsman - i have been pissed. I discovered a special little Bourbon called "Spirit of Kentucky" that only costs £4 - wash this down with 8 cans and you're sorted. :luvbed:

Sounds good. Not a man for spirits personally, although i dont mind a JD and coke occasionally.

What you think about Khan?

Sounds good. Not a man for spirits personally, although i dont mind a JD and coke occasionally.

What you think about Khan?

Not much of a fan to be honest. If you get knocked into queer street by a man with 8KOs then you are packing china. And they continue to put him in against feather-fisted bum who are scared to throw a punch.

The lad does have talent - that's plain for anyone to see, but if i am being absolutely honest - i think he is European level at best.

Katsidis and Diaz would both end his hype train IMO.

Not much of a fan to be honest. If you get knocked into queer street by a man with 8KOs then you are packing china. And they continue to put him in against feather-fisted bum who are scared to throw a punch.

The lad does have talent - that's plain for anyone to see, but if i am being absolutely honest - i think he is European level at best.

Katsidis and Diaz would both end his hype train IMO.

Im not a fan. Like you i think he's heavily overrated.

Before the Limond fight i used to REALLY resent the fact he was overrated so badly and part of that cunt Warrens stable. But... then i came to conclusion that its not really Khans fault..and in honesty he is actually a really nice lad who just wants to fight and be a good sportsman.

I agree with you. I think to be honest Thaxton will give him a very hard time. A shorter, stronger fighter who will quite honestly counterpunch AND bully Khan for 12 rounds. Thaxton is very experiences in dirty ring craft. (that sounds a bit gay).

Id love to see Katsidis vs Khan.

Aussie poster boy vs Limey poster boy.

Im not a fan. Like you i think he's heavily overrated.

Before the Limond fight i used to REALLY resent the fact he was overrated so badly and part of that cunt Warrens stable. But... then i came to conclusion that its not really Khans fault..and in honesty he is actually a really nice lad who just wants to fight and be a good sportsman.

I agree with you. I think to be honest Thaxton will give him a very hard time. A shorter, stronger fighter who will quite honestly counterpunch AND bully Khan for 12 rounds. Thaxton is very experiences in dirty ring craft. (that sounds a bit gay).

Id love to see Katsidis vs Khan.

Aussie poster boy vs Limey poster boy.

I'd rather watch you ( Limey bum boy ) Vs MGKirkPatrick ( Son of a convict ) go at it in a 12 round mud-wrestle. :luvbed:

I'd rather watch you ( Limey bum boy ) Vs MGKirkPatrick ( Son of a convict ) go at it in a 12 round mud-wrestle. :luvbed:

Haha. In honesty i'd do it, but i have visions of you, Spaw/Stinger and Hoff giving us some mad bukakke from around the mud pit.

The horror, the horror.

Haha. In honesty i'd do it, but i have visions of you, Spaw/Stinger and Hoff giving us some mad bukakke from around the mud pit.

The horror, the horror.

We can dream, babes, we can dream.

Oh, and by the way: Di Canio = Legend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCL3DRq7V0I

I love Di Canio. Football needs characters like him.

My favourite Wednesday player ever.

Di Canio and his fascist salutes > Mayweather fans.

Di Canio and his fascist salutes > Mayweather fans.

Theres a Stone Island t-shirt with him doing that on Ebay. I want it...

but feel i'd get arrested wearing it to the game. I'll try and find it...

one sec..

"its a Roman salute! Honest!" - just won't wash i feel...

Theres a Stone Island t-shirt with him doing that on Ebay. I want it...

but feel i'd get arrested wearing it to the game. I'll try and find it...

one sec..

"its a Roman salute! Honest!" - just won't wash i feel...

Lets have a gander, Mickey. I'm quite positive i have seen it before meself.

yea..its somewhere. ****ing hell... i cant find it. Ill have another look.

Would you agree with these top 5 Paolo goals?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY6Gdx_EZVc

I'd personally take out the first one, mix them up a bit and stick a goal he scored for Celtic against Aberdeen in there.

Nah, they must have takin it down. ****ing hell...

it was cheap too, like £25. Fake as **** proberbly, but still. it looked cool.

It was black with a white outline. Wrote in Italian underneath. I think it was printed for the Lazio Ultras.

If only Hitler had ball control and was a sexy Italian - all would be forgiven, wouldn't it?

Would you agree with these top 5 Paolo goals?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY6Gdx_EZVc

I'd personally take out the first one, mix them up a bit and stick a goal he scored for Celtic against Aberdeen in there.

The West Ham goal vs Chelsea in there is amazing. The control he had from the first smaller kick was brilliant. The ball seems to just glide powerfully and just sail into the back of the net.

I can't say i remember the Celtic goal. You got a vid maybe?

As for Hitler - he'd have loved old Paulo.

The West Ham goal vs Chelsea in there is amazing. The control he had from the first smaller kick was brilliant. The ball seems to just glide powerfully and just sail into the back of the net.

I can't say i remember the Celtic goal. You got a vid maybe?

As for Hitler - he'd have loved old Paulo.

Go to 2:52 into this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4SDW-rRLgQ

It really doesn't do the goal or the circumstances surrounding it justice, but still, the skill involved is there for all to see.

On a side note: those gold boots he is wearing as he scored that goal became infamous in Scottish football and ended up selling at auction for over £20,000.

I knocked one of me pints over.. I feel like a right cunt now.

What would you do in this situation, Laddie? Lick the carpet or pray to Alan for forgiveness?

I knocked one of me pints over.. I feel like a right cunt now.

What would you do in this situation, Laddie? Lick the carpet or pray to Alan for forgiveness?

I'd call on the Time-busters.

They could surely send you back, even it's only to save yer pint.

I'd call on the Time-busters.

They could surely send you back, even it's only to save yer pint.

Thats a tough'un Laddie. It's a knock up between me pint or me uncle Fred... Since Fred was an evil T-Total preacher I say I better stick with me pint.

Thats a tough'un Laddie. It's a knock up between me pint or me uncle Fred... Since Fred was an evil T-Total preacher I say I better stick with me pint.

Aye, better to let ol' Fred go, eh.

Bottom's up!

Aye, better to let ol' Fred go, eh.

Bottom's up!

Aye, :beerchug:

Me last drink, me last hurrah before hitting the hay.

I bid thee farewell Laddie. Shag yer later :luvbed:

Aye, :beerchug:

Me last drink, me last hurrah before hitting the hay.

I bid thee farewell Laddie. Shag yer later :luvbed:

Wish Barrera well, darling. :luvbed:

Praise be to Alan.

Praise be to Alan.

And the holy trousersnake.

And the holy trousersnake.

Get it down yer neck, for god's sake. :luvbed:

Get it down yer neck, for Alan's sake. :luvbed:

just corrected yer there, babes. :luvbed:

Hoffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahoy there me darling.

I'm thinking of writing a wee story about 2nd to nonce, his balls, his big bonce and his pathetic liver. It's gonna be a belting tale so it is.

Ahoy there me darling.

I'm thinking of writing a wee story about 2nd to nonce, his balls, his big bonce and his pathetic liver. It's gonna be a belting tale so it is.

Sounds intriguing.

Let me be the first to read the first draft, darling.

sup Negrons!! I Iz off to NY City ******s!

Me be gettin' down me street lingo for da ghetto innit. So I iz not gettin shot in da Big Apple.

WESTSOOOIDE

Sounds intriguing.

Let me be the first to read the first draft, darling.
Will do me darling. It's going to be an epic tale of good and evil, with 2nd's cruel and vindictive balls plotting to take over the world, only to be foiled by 2nd's liver, who lets the side down and consequently thwarts the takeover.

sup Negrons!! I Iz off to NY City ******s!

Me be gettin' down me street lingo for da ghetto innit. So I iz not gettin shot in da Big Apple.

WESTSOOOIDE
What the ****** be going on Mickey? When art thou travelling to fat yank land?

What the ****** be going on Mickey? When art thou travelling to fat yank land?

February 7th.

The flight is booked and im feigning illness for 3 days to extend the half term holiday which it involves. I think im guna say im in for an operation (in growing toe nail or something).

My brothers have a hockey tour of the US. So i get to go...and get hammered for a week. Been talking with Speedkillz tonight......might meet with him, have a beer and do some sparring perhaps!?

Should be good eh? I'll have to get some photo's of me actively pwning Yanks for the site............(as in... me... happy slapping folk, and stealing- much in way Azza did in Tenerife to Jack Duckworth)

Hello Everyone!!

February 7th.

The flight is booked and im feigning illness for 3 days to extend the half term holiday which it involves. I think im guna say im in for an operation (in growing toe nail or something).

My brothers have a hockey tour of the US. So i get to go...and get hammered for a week. Been talking with Speedkillz tonight......might meet with him, have a beer and do some sparring perhaps!?

Should be good eh? I'll have to get some photo's of me actively pwning Yanks for the site............(as in... me... happy slapping folk, and stealing- much in way Azza did in Tenerife to Jack Duckworth)

Jolly shagging good show Mickey! Those fat yanks wont know what's hit em. I want photo's of yanks being pwned in every way yer can think of. You should get on the tube, then offer yer seat to all the fat ****s who are standing and say "would you like to sit down, I can see you're expecting so you need to sit down and rest more than me"...and then when they say they're not pregnant you can say "Well in that case yer can carry on standing, yer fat cunt!".

Hello Everyone!!

Hello Dye me darling. I put 38k in yer account today.

Is all well? How's yer training going?

Hello Dye me darling. I put 38k in yer account today.

Is all well? How's yer training going?

Thanks Hoff, Training is going well, i still need to get down in weight.

But my footwork has really improved.

And i got teh Athletes foot:(

Thanks Hoff, Training is going well, i still need to get down in weight.

But my footwork has really improved.

And i got teh Athletes foot:(

Me too! It's these ****in public swimming baths. Yer get all kinds of dirty cunts going in for a dip.

Keep training hard son, I'm glad to know it's going well for yer.

Hoff, is Jean Claude Van Damme's performance in Double Impact comparable to that of Sidney Poitier's in Lilies of the Field?

Hoff, is Jean Claude Van Damme's performance in Double Impact comparable to that of Sidney Poitier's in Lilies of the Field?

I doubt you'll find a performance to equal the muscles from Brussels in Double Impact laddie. He played those twins to perfection, alternating between the streetwise ****** hustler and the spoiled pretty boy poser. It was the difference between azza and matt, and he pulled it off so he did. Not many could have done it, but old sexy pants Van Damme managed it.

Laddie, Annie is next for our get to know series. He's agreed so lets get writing some bostin' questions.

I doubt you'll find a performance to equal the muscles from Brussels in Double Impact laddie. He played those twins to perfection, alternating between the streetwise ****** hustler and the spoiled pretty boy poser. It was the difference between azza and matt, and he pulled it off so he did. Not many could have done it, but old sexy pants Van Damme managed it.

Laddie, Annie is next for our get to know series. He's agreed so lets get writing some bostin' questions.

I'll put me thinking cap on and PM you if i come up with anything worthwhile.

I'll put me thinking cap on and PM you if i come up with anything worthwhile.

Annie offers us many possibilities laddie. Lets do the business.

Hoff, get it down yer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_UILNwWrc

Those sexy melodies shall surely inspire us on to greatness.

Hoff, get it down yer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_UILNwWrc

Those sexy melodies shall surely inspire us on to greatness.

I love that song darling.

In their respective loopy primes, who was more insane, Brian Wilson or Juy Juy?

I love that song darling.

In their respective loopy primes, who was more insane, Brian Wilson or Juy Juy?

Prime 05/06 Juy is the nuttiest fruit-loop to ever grace God's green earth.

Prime 05/06 Juy is the nuttiest fruit-loop to ever grace God's green earth.

Do you think he's fallen down the insanity rankings of late then? And what would you blame that on, multiple bannings wearing him down or the meds finally starting to take effect?

Do you think he's fallen down the insanity rankings of late then? And what would you blame that on, multiple bannings wearing him down or the meds finally starting to take effect?

He just got so mad that his brain shut down. I'm sure Freud wrote a theory on this.

He won't even be able to type in a few months.

R.I.P

He just got so mad that his brain shut down. I'm sure Freud wrote a theory on this.

He won't even be able to type in a few months.

R.I.P

He's a big loss, that's for cunting certain. Jack is gonna take it hard when Juy's mind finally crumbles and his last brain cell dies a lonely death, bereft of fellow brain cell friends to discuss Eubank's career with.

Hoff, any sexy songs you can recommend, to play in youtube while i drink me crate?

Hoff, any sexy songs you can recommend, to play in youtube while i drink me crate?

A little bit of Rufus Wainwright. A bum boy for all seasons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6N0sNMKFO4

Rufus's love of the **** is unrivaled.

Rufus's love of the **** is unrivaled.

That it is. He's a connoisseur of the trousersnake so he is.

A little bit of Jeff Buckley me darling. A bit cunting depressing mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

That it is. He's a connoisseur of the trousersnake so he is.

A little bit of Jeff Buckley me darling. A bit cunting depressing mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

Aye, i doubt i'd want to talk to Jeff at a party as he would just ramble on about how **** life is.

Aye, i doubt i'd want to talk to Jeff at a party as he would just ramble on about how **** life is.

Aye, the slag accidentally drowned himself an all. At least Elvis had memories of tasty burgers when he bit the bullet.

Go out in a blaze of beer and bum love glory, that's my motto.

Aye, the slag accidentally drowned himself an all. At least Elvis had memories of tasty burgers when he bit the bullet.

Go out in a blaze of beer and bum love glory, that's my motto.

The only thing Elvis ever did right - popping his clogs on the ****ter whilst chomping down on a cheeseburger.

Aye, the slag accidentally drowned himself an all. At least Elvis had memories of tasty burgers when he bit the bullet.

Go out in a blaze of beer and bum love glory, that's my motto.

I'd be happy going out on me hands and knees praising the Almighty Alan.

im nackered lads. iv just got back from boxing not so long ago. :boxing:

Aye, i doubt i'd want to talk to Jeff at a party as he would just ramble on about how **** life is.

I doubt it, the slags been dead 15 years.

At your party its likely ud find him festering in the corner stinking out the place.










Might aswell just invite Msagrain.




Pwn.

I doubt it, the slags been dead 15 years.

At your party its likely ud find him festering in the corner stinking out the place.










Might aswell just invite Msagrain.




Pwn.



do one shag.

do one shag.

hahaha you were no that quick. You've been following my posts around ant ya, ya fackin perv!

I doubt it, the slags been dead 15 years.

At your party its likely ud find him festering in the corner stinking out the place.










Might aswell just invite Msagrain.




Pwn.

He's a zombie now. He became one much against his own personal wishes. Still ranting on about the ****ness of his cursed half-life.

What a stinky decaying cunt of a corpse he is.

hahaha you were no that quick. You've been following my posts around ant ya, ya fackin perv!

no i just happen to be posting in here and hey mickeyb trying yo pwn me.


any way bud im of now laters.

He's a zombie now. He became one much against his own personal wishes. Still ranting on about the ****ness of his cursed half-life.

What a stinky decaying cunt of a corpse he is.

Aye.. a miserable decaying cunt. He was a good guitarist though, much underrated.


no i just happen to be posting in here and hey mickeyb trying yo pwn me.


any way bud im of now laters.

Laters Andy.

It's raining men, Hallelujah, it's raining men.

It's raining men, Hallelujah, it's raining men.

Welter was hoping it would be raining cats and dogs tonight. Nevermind eh, maybe next time.

It's raining men, Hallelujah, it's raining men.

I can't control meself, Laddie. It's a bleedin tsunami of limey bum boys, so it is. :hitit:

Welter was hoping it would be raining cats and dogs tonight. Nevermind eh, maybe next time.

He can keep on dreaming. I phoned all the animal shelters and put them on high alert.

He can keep on dreaming. I phoned all the animal shelters and put them on high alert.

How did they answer laddie, was it something like this:

Battersea dogs home, top dog speaking.

Hmm, yes sir. We'll keep all our felines and canines safely locked up tonight. We've heard about that Welter, he once tried to sneak into one of the kennels while all our staff were sleeping.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/news/060925/dogbountyhunter.jpg


The only Dog i'd mount....

Night night jiggers

Night night jiggers

sleep well :luvbed:

Night night jiggers

Have a good kip brother jegger :luvbed:

"What the hell is going on? What the **** did I do wrong? Tell me!"

"You blabbed Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!"

"What the hell is going on? What the **** did I do wrong? Tell me!"

"You blabbed Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!"

Total Recall..
Our Arnie is a sexy German bum boy. Although comes in second to Mister Bruce Willis, so he does.

"What the hell is going on? What the **** did I do wrong? Tell me!"

"You blabbed Quaid! You blabbed about Mars!"

http://www.slateman.net/images/misc/total-recall.jpg

Total Recall ******!

http://www.slateman.net/images/misc/total-recall.jpg

Total Recall ******!


Lets move to mars....

I'd certainly shag her...

i've made sex with odder women than that. I'm from S.Yorkshire for ****s sake.

I'd certainly shag her...

i've made sex with odder women than that. I'm from S.Yorkshire for ****s sake.

Yer a braver man than I am Mickey. I had the chance to cop off with a girl with a lazy eye once, it bleedin sent chills down me spine as one eye was lookin at me feet, the other at me forehead. I had to leave the pub quite quickly. If that bothered me, how would I get on in S.Yorkshire?

I was in Rotherham the other week and it has its fair share of talent, but thing again i ain't that fussy.

Yer a braver man than I am Mickey. I had the chance to cop off with a girl with a lazy eye once, it bleedin sent chills down me spine as one eye was lookin at me feet, the other at me forehead. I had to leave the pub quite quickly. If that bothered me, how would I get on in S.Yorkshire?


Haha... you'd be fine. S.Yorks isn't especially bad! :).

Sheffield has tons of student girls... always really gorgeous girls out there.

I was in Rotherham the other week and it has its fair share of talent, but thing again i ain't that fussy.

Rotherham less so... but they are less picky and stuck up. more likely to have a good laugh there...

Or go to Doncaster.


Either way, most places in S.yorks are a good laugh. You'd be ok Stinger! If your ever nearby, giz a shout and i'll come get a round in.

Sully: Here's twenty dollars to get some beers in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.
Henriques: Heh.
Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.


Matrix: Where is she, Sully?
Sully: Kiss my ass!
Matrix: I can't hear you!
Sully: I'll say it a little louder, get ****ed!
Matrix: [holds Sully upside-down over a cliff by his leg] Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what IS important is gravity! I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm!
Sully: You can't kill me Matrix! You need me to find your daughter!
Matrix: Where is she?
Sully: I don't know. But Cooke knows, I'll take you to where I meet him!
Matrix: But you won't.
Sully: Why is this?
Matrix: [holds the hotel key he stole from Sully that Cooke is staying at] Because I already know. Hey, Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.

i say this every night but good night.

I believe this to be from Commando.

Classic bits from Commando:

1. The opening sequence where Arnie is in the woods with his daughter and is approached by a very young deer which Arnie strokes to show his caring side...subliminal message (ARNIE IS A GOODIE, NOT A BADDY IN THIS ONE).

2. The line just after O/Lads quote above where the bint he's with goes "Wheres Sully?" ...."Don't worry...I dropped him off!". <-- a pun on the fact he's just 'dropped him off' a cliff side.

3. The main mob boss is meant to be S.American gangsta, yet only says 3 words of spanish throughout the film..."Si!" "no!" "gracias!".

4. Arnies v.gay Australian antagonist who seems to have a fascination with Matrix and wearing chain mail vests.

John McClane puts it best,

"yippee kayay mother****er" saying that in a white vest gets a few looks, so it does.

true i love me John McClane aswell.

Must say though... how much **** can happen to one man?? The cunt can't go to the bus stop without accidently getting involved in an international terrorist incident. Poor ****er.


Favourite Die Hard....Die Hard 3 with Samuel L Jackson. Its gotta be... its got Sammy J in it for ****s sakes.... and lets not forget the "I HATE ******S" sandwhich board that McClane has to wear.

I wore one down my local boozer the other day and instead of getting shot, i got asked if i'd run for Parish council.

Crazy ****** haters!

Arnies Quotes are Legendary!

Wen he kills some1 on the plane puts a pillow behind his head. And says to the hostess "Please dont disturb my friend His Dead tired"

Another time he kicks the **** outa some1 in the toilte smashed them in the urinal flushes it and says "Cool Off"

There are soo many haha

true i love me John McClane aswell.

Must say though... how much **** can happen to one man?? The cunt can't go to the bus stop without accidently getting involved in an international terrorist incident. Poor ****er.


Favourite Die Hard....Die Hard 3 with Samuel L Jackson. Its gotta be... its got Sammy J in it for ****s sakes.... and lets not forget the "I HATE ******S" sandwhich board that McClane has to wear.

I wore one down my local boozer the other day and instead of getting shot, i got asked if i'd run for Parish council.

Crazy ****** haters!

I must remind meself not to read yer posts when I have a pint glass in me hand. Just askin for a spill, eh?

I must remind meself not to read yer posts when I have a pint glass in me hand. Just askin for a spill, eh?

In shock and disgust with the state of S.Yorkshire parishes?!

Its enough to make even the unshockable....shocked.

Truly terrible... i'm even considering making a thread about it....

THATS HOW PEEVED ONE IS RIGHT NOW!

Someone post here.

Everyone, turn over to ITV 2! A classic.

Someone post here.

Oogga Booga

Oogga Booga

Tell it like it is, Sadd, me love.

Tell it like it is, Sadd, me love.

How you doing, Stinger?

How you doing, Stinger?

Slightly drunk at the minute, darling.

Damn. 3 hours with no post here.

Damn. 3 hours with no post here.


chill.

I've gone hours without drinking but I will sure be making up for it.

Damn. 3 hours with no post here.

You get quite upset when people don't post in here.....

You get quite upset when people don't post in here.....

Ow's yer throat doing Mickey?

Its actually alot better. I'm at work now, so its not too bad.Infact i'm gunna be done in 50 minutes! Boo rah!!

Hows you? Had a good weekend?

Its actually alot better. I'm at work now, so its not too bad.Infact i'm gunna be done in 50 minutes! Boo rah!!

Hows you? Had a good weekend?

Had a total piss up this weekend mick. I'm surprised me throats not in a worse condition to be honest. Thats not stopping me though, more drink tonight :luvbed:

**** me, you can drink some.

i stay away from it during the week - otherwise i can't get up in the morning.

I've had the ****s for a number of days now - Buckfast and Indian food is a dangerous combination.

**** yea. i could smash the bollocks out of a curry right now.

I'd love to smash Dios's bollocks in with a hammer.

PS. Mickey, what do you think of me new avatar?

I'd love to smash Dios's bollocks in with a hammer.

PS. Mickey, what do you think of me new avatar?

Looks beautiful chuck. Glad our favourite fascist is getting some appreciation - Celtic was Paulo's first British club wasn't it?

The guys brilliant.


Dios is a cunt actually. Reminds me much of $in except $in ain't a ******.

I've had the ****s for a number of days now - Buckfast and Indian food is a dangerous combination.

It can be bleedin lethal for the faint hearted, Laddie. Fortunatly you and I escape with merely a few days of the ****s.

Aye, we're hard customers, Southpaw. Buckfast/Indian food is a dangerous fella to go toe-to-toe with, but we can handle ourselves.

For the Hoff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII

Petrov is on lead vocals.

Bleedin outrage what has happend to our Hoff. We have to fight it, Laddie. Alan's garden may be the Hoff's resting place for now, but I know I can't go too long without the trousersnake.

Bleedin outrage what has happend to our Hoff. We have to fight it, Laddie. Alan's garden may be the Hoff's resting place for now, but I know I can't go too long without the trousersnake.

Let's hit the Poppa's profile page up.

Bleedin outrage what has happend to our Hoff. We have to fight it, Laddie. Alan's garden may be the Hoff's resting place for now, but I know I can't go too long without the trousersnake.

What's happened? where's he gone???

Tis a royal shame. Truely a sad day for all Limeys.

What's happened? where's he gone???

Gone to Alan's garden in the sky.... BP put the ban on him. :nonono:

Leave a message on the Roid Rager's profile page, lads.

He can't deny the masses.

Leave a message on the Roid Rager's profile page, lads.

He can't deny the masses.


We must do what we can, babes. Should it be in begging style or demanding style? Ass licking or ass kicking?

We must do what we can, babes. Should it be in begging style or demanding style? Ass licking or ass kicking?

Ass kicking, darling. I have hit the homo up.

I begged and moaned.....

Gone to Alan's garden in the sky.... BP put the ban on him. :nonono:

No ****ING WAY!!!

The ****ing roid abusing cunt!!! I hope he uses a dirty needle so the twat can stop his banning sprees

Why the ban guys?
Was it the title changes, I mean for ****s sake get a sense of humour.

Why the ban guys?
Was it the title changes, I mean for ****s sake get a sense of humour.

I have a theory, Mickey.

I'll send you a PM.

I have a theory, Mickey.

I'll send you a PM.

Cool cheers pal.

I've got me 12 cans of Kronenbourg in for the Scotland game - i also put a bet on - Scotland to win 8-4.

Too far fetched?

I've got me 12 cans of Kronenbourg in for the Scotland game - i also put a bet on - Scotland to win 8-4.

Too far fetched?

That takes balls, Laddie.

I haven't got much drink tonight. The loss of Hoff has put me on a downer, so it has.

England in the 2nd half then were so ****!!! I've seen Sunday league teams play better. So ****in pissed off. A team with so much potential that can't produce **** ALL

That takes balls, Laddie.

I haven't got much drink tonight. The loss of Hoff has put me on a downer, so it has.

He who dares.....wins!

Anyone of you guys watch the Aussie show 'Who Dares Wins?'

What's it about?

Basically it's a show where they go out on the street and offer people moey if they can complete little challages. It was hosted by Mike Whitney a former Australian cricket player.

Apparantley it was the worlds first reality show on tv.

I've got me 12 cans of Kronenbourg in for the Scotland game - i also put a bet on - Scotland to win 8-4.

Too far fetched?

What a **** up, eh.

Scotland played like ****.

What a **** up, eh.

Scotland played like ****.

meh, yer still showed balls, Laddie.

meh, yer still showed balls, Laddie.

Aye, he who dares wins, just not tonight.

I'm going to stick a tenner on Celtic beating Benfica 4-0 in the Champions League now.

For the Hoff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKITQ4qhXII

For you, laddie my darling:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5pECaW-VMI

:luvbed: :luvbed:

For you, laddie my darling:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J5pECaW-VMI

:luvbed: :luvbed:

They ain't me or you, but they are a couple of sexy bum boys nonetheless.

What did you make of Petrov in the video, darling? i think the lad should jack in the footy game and go full-time on the electro pop.

They ain't me or you, but they are a couple of sexy bum boys nonetheless.

The fella is a doppleganger of the bringer before he had his barnet butchered.

Too bad about Scotland tonight laddie, even Faddy couldn't save yer...

What did you make of Petrov in the video, darling? i think the lad should jack in the footy game and go full-time on the electro pop.

I'm in full agreement with yer darling, he's obviously not cut out for this footy malarkey, but he was onto something with the electro pop. He should start touring.

The fella is a doppleganger of the bringer before he had his barnet butchered.

Too bad about Scotland tonight laddie, even Faddy couldn't save yer...

It just wasn't our night.

Here's to pumping Italy at Hampden though. :luvbed:

It just wasn't our night.

Here's to pumping Italy at Hampden though. :luvbed:

Tech Skill would love that eh laddie. Here's to you sexy kilt wearers thrashing the **** out of the itides :beerchug:

I'm gonna kidnap McClaren and send him over to Eazy Mas and al quaida. I hope they behead the cunt.

Tech Skill would love that eh laddie. Here's to you sexy kilt wearers thrashing the **** out of the itides :beerchug:

I'm gonna kidnap McClaren and send him over to Eazy Mas and al quaida. I hope they behead the cunt.

He must have contemplated suicide after my beloved Celtic beat AC Milan. And we only got a small fine and Dida gets banned for 2 games.

:moon: :rofl: