First and only post ever in here; I'm afraid to read this ****, and was just looking for a link to Hoffy's profile.

You gaylords

Stay and join in the bum fun, Kay.

We'll never beat the Pinoy Lang at this rate.

We'll never beat the Pinoy Lang at this rate.

meh, what does it matter? The sexyness contained within this Lang already has them shaking in our mighty shadow.

meh, what does it matter? The sexyness contained within this Lang already has them shaking in our mighty shadow.
But that was the whole point of this thread.

But that was the whole point of this thread.

And the whole point of America was to create a great mighty democracy free of prejudice and wrong. Seems like we both ****ed up.

And the whole point of America was to create a great mighty democracy free of prejudice and wrong. Seems like we both ****ed up.
Ah, well what can you do?

Ah, well what can you do?

We get new posts everyday, so no need to be concerned.

We get new posts everyday, so no need to be concerned.
Yeah, but not much. If Feisty came back here and posted here it would be back to where it was.

Yeah, but not much. If Feisty came back here and posted here it would be back to where it was.

scince when has fristy bin a limey?lol shall i make a thread telling her telling her to get her booty back in here?

scince when has fristy bin a limey?lol shall i make a thread telling her telling her to get her booty back in here?
She hasn't but there was a Team Colonel and she was in it. I was too.

A PM might be better.

pm sent


.

pm sent


.
Lets hope she comes back. :boxing:

For you, Hoff:

http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/9JTN-RKDH-3B29-S108-H335?commentor-name=cedric&commentor-email=Oasis_Lad%40yahoo.co.uk

For you, Hoff:

http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/9JTN-RKDH-3B29-S108-H335?commentor-name=cedric&commentor-email=Oasis_Lad%40yahoo.co.uk

Consider it done darling :luvbed:

Laddie, you should write a story for Annie's Danny and jam thread. I'm gonna pen a wee tale tomorrow.

Got clamped today fellas. The road is not a place of freedom how it once was.

Consider it done darling :luvbed:

Laddie, you should write a story for Annie's Danny and jam thread. I'm gonna pen a wee tale tomorrow.

It's a good subject for a story so it is. I'll need to get me thinking cap on and write up something that even Shakespeare would fear to go up against.

Got clamped today fellas. The road is not a place of freedom how it once was.
How dare they clamp yer shagmobile :nonono:
It's a good subject for a story so it is. I'll need to get me thinking cap on and write up something that even Shakespeare would fear to go up against.
I've got faith in yer laddie, ol' Shakey would be too scared to whip out the quill if he knew that he'd have to go up against one of yours, Annie's, AturoBalboa's or mickeys mini-masterpieces. It's a shagtastic thread of epic danny and jam stories.

Who shall we get to judge the competition laddie?

I got faith in yer, Laddie. The illiterate cunts of the lounge shall all pale in yer shadow, so they will.

I got faith in yer, Laddie. The illiterate cunts of the lounge shall all pale in yer shadow, so they will.

Are you gonna write a wee tale an all Southpaw? You should do darling.

Are you gonna write a wee tale an all Southpaw? You should do darling.

The Stinger only writes with his beef bayonet, babes. I be too intoxicated most of the time to comprehend a tale. I'll leave it to me bum boys, so I will.

The Stinger only writes with his beef bayonet, babes. I be too intoxicated most of the time to comprehend a tale. I'll leave it to me bum boys, so I will.

Fair enough darling. I'll dedicate my danny and jam story to your beef bayonet so I will. I won't let you down.

I'm working on the first draft now, Hoff.

I'll PM you a little teaser.

I'm working on the first draft now, Hoff.

I'll PM you a little teaser.

I'll be waiting by my PM box so I will.

I'm gonna let my creative juices simmer for a bit, then bring them to the boil tomorrow and write a story that will do justice to Southpaw's glorious beef bayonet.

I'll be waiting by my PM box so I will.

I'm gonna let my creative juices simmer for a bit, then bring them to the boil tomorrow and write a story that will do justice to Southpaw's glorious beef bayonet.

cheers me darling. I'll dedicate me next pint to yer writing efforts, so I will.

cheers me darling. I'll dedicate me next pint to yer writing efforts, so I will.

A fair trade southpaw, a fair bloody trade so that is.

A fair trade southpaw, a fair bloody trade so that is.

It has been downed, babes. Like smashing a champagne bottle on a ships hull ensures many successful voyages, a downed pint by Southpaw ensures many a fine written story, so it does.

It has been downed, babes. Like smashing a champagne bottle on a ships hull ensures many successful voyages, a downed pint by Southpaw ensures many a fine written story, so it does.

Cheers Southpaw. I've just seen a sample of our Laddie's story Southpaw. I'll have to go a bleeding way to outdo his epic Danny and jam tale. It's a work of genius. It truly bleeding is. I reckon our laddie has got the win in the bag.

Cheers Southpaw. I've just seen a sample of our Laddie's story Southpaw. I'll have to go a bleeding way to outdo his epic Danny and jam tale. It's a work of genius. It truly bleeding is. I reckon our laddie has got the win in the bag.


Partly down to his sexy skills, but also thanks to Southpaws liver.

As long as one of me bum boys takes the win I will be a happy Southpaw, so I will.

Partly down to his sexy skills, but also thanks to Southpaws liver.

As long as one of me bum boys takes the win I will be a happy Southpaw, so I will.

With your support and Alan watching over us we cannot fail to provide the win that will bring glory to the bum boys.

I'm going stocking up on beer for tonight, fellas. Shag yer all later.

scince when has fristy bin a limey?lol shall i make a thread telling her telling her to get her booty back in here?

i has here since the creation of limey lounge. i was one of the top posters here for quite a while. ;)

i has here since the creation of limey lounge. i was one of the top posters here for quite a while. ;)
I was too. Come back Feisty it ain't the same without you here. :puppy_dog

a mere six cans tonight. what must I do? :nonono:

Let me fill you up with me own "special brand" Southpaw.

Let me fill you up with me own "special brand" Southpaw.

Well I got two cans left, Laddie. Your special brand will be the only thing to keep me going.

i has here since the creation of limey lounge. i was one of the top posters here for quite a while. ;)

are you here to stay? :)

I'm the 6th highest poster here.

Who Posted? Total Posts: 18,536
User NamePosts
OASIS_LAD (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=31989) 4,524
* Feisty Wench (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=31141) 2,558
El Guapo (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=36981) 2,013
Southpaw Stinger (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=32678) 1,348
Boxclever (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=23158) 1,345
??? (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=30702) 1,102
TheHoff! (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=33982) 859
boxstarr (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=20514) 613

I'm the 6th highest poster here.

Who Posted? Total Posts: 18,536
User NamePosts
OASIS_LAD (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=31989) 4,524
* Feisty Wench (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=31141) 2,558
El Guapo (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=36981) 2,013
Southpaw Stinger (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=32678) 1,348
Boxclever (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=23158) 1,345
??? (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=30702) 1,102
TheHoff! (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=33982) 859
boxstarr (http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=20514) 613


I'm amazed that I'm that high. Theres a lot of bum boy history within those many posts, so there is!

i was suprised i have 58 posts in here . i dont post in were very ofthen but in the pinoy lang that cuadmack has some 33K post in there


Chadmack 33,810
cloud strife 15,826
nadz 13,115
AIR_KENG 9,524
kadyo 5,493
happy_man 4,807
czars_salad 4,192
speedjay 3,629

i was suprised i have 58 posts in here . i dont post in were very ofthen but in the pinoy lang that cuadmack has some 33K post in there


Chadmack 33,810
cloud strife 15,826
nadz 13,115
AIR_KENG 9,524
kadyo 5,493
happy_man 4,807
czars_salad 4,192
speedjay 3,629



Now thats dedication, so it is.

Now thats dedication, so it is.

thats what they said lol.

i was suprised i have 58 posts in here . i dont post in were very ofthen but in the pinoy lang that cuadmack has some 33K post in there


Chadmack 33,810
cloud strife 15,826
nadz 13,115
AIR_KENG 9,524
kadyo 5,493
happy_man 4,807
czars_salad 4,192
speedjay 3,629
Chadmack has got over 38,000 posts. 32,000 more than me. :eek:

Chadmack has got over 38,000 posts. 32,000 more than me. :eek:


Is he still a regular poster? I want to shake him by the trousersnake.

Is he still a regular poster? I want to shake him by the trousersnake.
I have no clue. I don't really visit the Pinoy lounge much and lol.

Good night.

Good night.
Good night and don't let the bed bugs bite. :wave:

Good night and don't let the bed bugs bite. :wave:

(i was gonna say that )


if they do use dynamite

(i was gonna say that )


if they do use dynamite

I just cover the little ****ers in me love juice. It takes a true bum boy to be able to recieve a mighty stream of southpaw's special brew and want to hang around for some biting afterwoods.

Console me bum boys. I took a right mauling on the pool table yesterday.

Console me bum boys. I took a right mauling on the pool table yesterday.

Rest your head on my bosom and have a good cry darling. Marge will make it all better :kiss:

Come 'ere Margey.

Come 'ere Margey.

I'm here for you darling. Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.

Forget golden slumbers... how about some golden showers, eh.

Forget golden slumbers... how about some golden showers, eh.

I wouldn't say no. If you and southpaw sprayed me I'd revel in the golden shower and have a good sing song at the same time.

:bukkake:
"I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again"

After me and Southpaw consume some cans it'll go from being a slight downpour to a class 5 hurricane, darling.

Are you ready to brave the storm, Marge?

After me and Southpaw consume some cans it'll go from being a slight downpour to a class 5 hurricane, darling.

Are you ready to brave the storm, Marge?

A wee hurricane don't frighten me my love. When I was on board the good ship LoveMotion with the geriatric sailor I had to endure many days of harsh, unforgiving weather. The boat rocked from side to side and was thrown about like a rag doll, and that was just when we were having a bit of how's yer father. You should've seen it when the weather was bad.

Shower away my love...

Hurricane Laddie is ready to pound your ports, Marge.

Hurricane Laddie is ready to pound your ports, Marge.

Marge is braced and ready to face the rigours of hurricane laddie.

Laddie, have you finished your story yet?

Marge is braced and ready to face the rigours of hurricane laddie.

Laddie, have you finished your story yet?

I've been to pissed to continue with it, darling. I might have a crack at finishing it today.

I've been too pissed to continue with it, darling. I might have a crack at finishing it today.

Completely understandable darling. Have you had a butchers at the competition? The Bringer posted up a right riveting read so he did.

Completely understandable darling. Have you had a butchers at the competition? The Bringer posted up a right riveting read so he did.

I'll have a quick peep now.

Well, that was a cuntin' good read. The Bringer put out a right sexy piece of work.

Well, that was a cuntin' good read. The Bringer put out a right sexy piece of work.

He did an all.

The sexy bum boy in denial, aka kaygay, has also said that he'll pen a tale, so that's one to look forward to.

He did an all.

The sexy bum boy in denial, aka kaygay, has also said that he'll pen a tale, so that's one to look forward to.

Kaygay's got the talent and the skill to write up a masterpiece, but only if he can keep his mind off hookers, cocaine and **** and stay focused on the job at hand.

Kaygay's got the talent and the skill to write up a masterpiece, but only if he can keep his mind off hookers, cocaine and **** and stay focused on the job at hand.

It's a hard task for him, that much is true.

Who would you bet on for the win, laddie?

It's a hard task for him, that much is true.

Who would you bet on for the win, laddie?

I'd say you, Kaygay and The_Bringer would be the smart picks.

I'd say you, Kaygay and The_Bringer would be the smart picks.

If you ever finish yer story I'm betting on you. Mind you, for that to happen you'd have to sober up a wee bit, and I aint advising you to do that. You know my thoughts on them sober cunts laddie. May Alan send a bolt of lightning to strike the shag monkeys down, then send an articulated lorry (driven by a sexy angel) to run over their twitching corpse.

Maybe i'll produce me best work when i'm bastard drunk, eh.

Me > Dylan Thomas

Maybe i'll produce me best work when i'm bastard drunk, eh.

Me > Dylan Thomas

Dylan Thomas was Welsh, so that goes without saying my love.

I'm sure that with a few cans down yer neck and Alan and Frank watching over you and offering spiritual guidance, you'll produce an epic to rival Homer's Odyssey.

The Hulk gets stronger with anger, but it's the drink that fuels me, and i'm going to drink a bastard lot of it.

Homer, you have been warned.

The Hulk gets stronger with anger, but it's the drink that fuels me, and i'm going to drink a bastard lot of it.

Homer, you have been warned.

You get yerself fueled up me darling. You can't write on an empty tank so you cant.

That Homer is up there with Saddam in heaven and he's cunting ****ting himself. Alan's just had to build him an outside loo in the heavenly garden to accomodate for him.

Popeye's got it all wrong, darling. That cunt's eating spinach to become stronger, when he should be consuming Guiness and becoming a right drunken bum boy.

"I'm smart to the finish
cause i drink me Guiness
I'm Popeye the sailor man."

Popeye's got it all wrong, darling. That cunt's eating spinach to become stronger, when he should be consuming Guiness and becoming a right drunken bum boy.

"I'm smart to the finish
cause i drink me Guiness
I'm Popeye the sailor man."

He's got it wrong in more ways than one laddie. If I was him I wouldn't be spending that much time running after Olive Oyl, she's not much of a looker is she. Popeye could do better.

That she cuntin' ain't.

Give me ol' Betty or Jessica Rabbit over that skinny slag any day.

That she cuntin' ain't.

Give me ol' Betty or Jessica Rabbit over that skinny slag any day.

Call me Welter Skelter, but I'd pick Cheetara over Olive 12 times out of 10.

That she cuntin' ain't.

Give me ol' Betty or Jessica Rabbit over that skinny slag any day.

What about Wilma. surely everyone loves Wilma?

What about Wilma. surely everyone loves Wilma?

She has the curse of the ginge upon her. I'd still give her a portion but i would have to repent for me sins afterwards.

Call me Welter Skelter, but I'd pick Cheetara over Olive 12 times out of 10.

The only time beasteality is acceptable.

Good choice.

She has the curse of the ginge upon her. I'd still give her a portion but i would have to repent for me sins afterwards.

People have been knockin' one out over Wilma since the stone age.

I'm amazed that I'm that high. Theres a lot of bum boy history within those many posts, so there is!

I'm still high on the list and I haven;t posted in AGES!!! lol!

I'm still high on the lsit and I haven;t posted in AGES!!! lol!
I was suprised also. I hadn't posted here in over a year. :p

I was suprised also. I hadn't posted here in over a year. :p

how come you left?

how come you left?
I couldn't be bothered posting here and I also got over this site.

I'd make that about three nil to Hatton. Wouldn't you fellas?

I'd make that about three nil to Hatton. Wouldn't you fellas?

Most definatly, Laddie. Damn fine avy you got there ,me lover.

Most definatly, Laddie. Damn fine avy you got there ,me lover.

It's an avatar fit for a bum boy king so it is. :luvbed:

It's an avatar fit for a bum boy king so it is. :luvbed:

That it is. I am tempted to print a copy off so I am. Would you mind, Laddie?

That it is. I am tempted to print a copy off so I am. Would you mind, Laddie?

Of course i wouldn't. Anorak is the genius behind it and he says we can all share. :luvbed:

Of course i wouldn't. Anorak is the genius behind it and he says we can all share. :luvbed:

I'll put it on me wall, next to the pic of Mick Huknall tossing off over the Hoff. Another classic, so it is.

I'll put it on me wall, next to the pic of Mick Huknall tossing off over the Hoff. Another classic, so it is.

Dirty ol' Mick - what a pervert, eh? he does have taste though.

Dirty ol' Mick - what a pervert, eh? he does have taste though.

aye, the ginger fella picks the right guy to lust over. He dreams his trousersnake shall one day be accepted by us bum boys. Even after an evenings drinking and bum fun I would still have to turn the ol' fella down. I'm a selfish lover ain't I, babes?

aye, the ginger fella picks the right guy to lust over. He dreams his trousersnake shall one day be accepted by us bum boys. Even after an evenings drinking and bum fun I would still have to turn the ol' fella down. I'm a selfish lover ain't I, babes?

No, you're a sensible bum boy.

No, you're a sensible bum boy.

Where is the Hoff tonight, Laddie. We were going to discuss Gordan Brown, so we were.

weres the ranging bull just latley?

weres the ranging bull just latley?

I've been wondering. Likely getting his fill of beer and *****, a true Limey, so he is.

Amen to that, brother Southpaw.

Amen to that, brother Southpaw.

Laddie, me love serpent is in search of a nesting hole. Can you be of any assistance?

Laddie, me love serpent is in search of a nesting hole. Can you be of any assistance?

Slide into me burrow and wriggle about. :luvbed:

Slide into me burrow and wriggle about. :luvbed:

I shall commence at once, babes. :luvbed:

I shall commence at once, babes. :luvbed:

It's a tight fit.

O Feisty, wherefore art thou Feisty?

night folks. Another wonderful weekend spent nearly wholly on BS. haha.

Oh yea, i've decided to embrace black and white relations on my avatar. Hope nobody mines me joining this union of brotherhood!

******s and Mancunions unite!

night folks. Another wonderful weekend spent nearly wholly on BS. haha.

Oh yea, i've decided to embrace black and white relations on my avatar. Hope nobody mines me joining this union of brotherhood!

******s and Mancunions unite!

Anorak did us proud with that pic, so he did.

What the hullaballooo!!

What the hullaballooo!!

*Ring, ring, ring, ring - mickeyb picks up the phone.

"Hello?.. yes this is mickeyb?...right...right.. ok... What? You want to GIVE ME an MBE for my e-blowjob joke?...right..yes.. well i'd be delighted....Who? Tuggers?... no **** him he's a cunt... yep... be there next week.... thanks.. bye."

This still ****in cracks me up hahahaha

Anyone for a sausage supper?

Anyone for a sausage supper?

I'm off out to the pub, babes. Keep that sausage warm for me, me lover. :luvbed:

I'm off out to the pub, babes. Keep that sausage warm for me, me lover. :luvbed:

I'll keep it nice and toasty for you and you can stumble in drunk and have a good ol' nibble. :luvbed:

I'm Horny.

I'm Horny.

For sausage?

For sausage?

I'll take what i can get.

Hoff, i need to speak to you!!!

PM me

Schnell! anyone for a frankfurter?

Schnell! anyone for a frankfurter?

I'm back and ready to roll with yer sausage, laddie.

I'm back and ready to roll with yer sausage, laddie.

I hope you have an appetite... it's a foot-long.

I hope you have an appetite... it's a foot-long.

Thats one big hot dog, babes. I may have to deepthroat it.. :blowjob:

Thats one big hot dog, babes. I may have to deepthroat it.. :blowjob:

The Yanks would devour it, but unfortunately for them it has to be washed down with me special brew and me special brew doesn't come in the light variety.

The Yanks would devour it, but unfortunately for them it has to be washed down with me special brew and me special brew doesn't come in the light variety.

Did yer drink last night, Laddie? I got through me fair share at the pub last night, so i did.

Did yer drink last night, Laddie? I got through me fair share at the pub last night, so i did.

Sadly, i didn't drink last night.

What a cunt, eh?

Sadly, i didn't drink last night.

What a cunt, eh?


Well Frank would be displeased, but Alan knows you shall make up for it another night.

Alan Akbar! :hitit:

Well Frank would be displeased, but Alan knows you shall make up for it another night.

Alan Akbar! :hitit:

I have already received me 50 lashings from Frank. I won't let him down again.

Southpaw, who wins:

Frank:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Henryfonda.jpg

Vs

Frank:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Frankshameless.png

I have already received me 50 lashings from Frank. I won't let him down again.

Southpaw, who wins:

Frank:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Henryfonda.jpg

Vs

Frank:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Frankshameless.png


In a good ol' brawl or a traditional drinking contest, Laddie?

In a good ol' brawl or a traditional drinking contest, Laddie?

A drinking contest followed by a brawl.

A drinking contest followed by a brawl.

A pint and a fight.
The great british night.

A pint and a fight.
The great british night.

I'm surprised you didn't take Glasgow to your heart, Mickey. That's an ol' Glasgow tradition is that.

I could sure go for a nice hot cup of Hoffee right about now.

Mickey, for you my love:

http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/8329-MO6H-077D-G072-X6TU?commentor-name=cedric&commentor-email=RMGREENMAN%40HOTMAIL.CO.UK

A drinking contest followed by a brawl.

Well Frank Fonda wins in a brawl, but due to Mr G's amazing booze liver he would drink Fonda under the table and then kick the ever loving **** out of him, so he would.

Well Frank Fonda wins in a brawl, but due to Mr G's amazing booze liver he would drink Fonda under the table and then kick the ever loving **** out of him, so he would.

Good deduction of an epic contest, Darling.

It would be good to watch these two bum boys go at it. :wank:

It shouldn't be long now until me curry arrives. :hitit:

It shouldn't be long now until me curry arrives. :hitit:

I had chilii tonight, so I did. Could still murder a curry though :nonono:

I had chilii tonight, so I did. Could still murder a curry though :nonono:

Just finished it, me darling. :luvbed:

Just finished it, me darling. :luvbed:

I hate it when that happens... they never last the distance do they laddie? Curry houses need Yank size portions, eh?

I hate it when that happens... they never last the distance do they laddie? Curry houses need Yank size portions, eh?

Too cuntin' right.

**** an XXXL Big mac and give me an XXXXXXXXXXL curry. :hitit:

Too cuntin' right.

**** an XXXL Big mac and give me an XXXXXXXXXXL curry. :hitit:

Would a side order of sausage help to fill yer, babes? :luvbed:

Would a side order of sausage help to fill yer, babes? :luvbed:

That would go down loverly... :kiss:

That would go down loverly... :kiss:

I only wish we could wash it down with a lovely bit of hot hoffee.

:luvbed:

I only wish we could wash it down with a lovely bit of hot hoffee.

:luvbed:

Me too. :(

Nothing beats a strong cup of Hoffee.

Ol' Bruce is living with Manny Pacquiao on "Tribe".

Ol' Bruce is living with Manny Pacquiao on "Tribe".

Indeed he is. I still say he wouldn't last a night in Manchester.

Indeed he is. I still say he wouldn't last a night in Manchester.

He wouldn't last 2 seconds never mind a full night in your world, darling.

He wouldn't last 2 seconds never mind a full night in your world, darling.

Yer bleedin right there, laddie. After what goes on in Stinger's world he'll be praying to Alan to transport him back to some rain forest. Sure it rains a lot, but the rain ain't acid, sure it has voilent people there, but they are 4 feet tall and spend their time hunting monkeys. So they do.

Yer bleedin right there, laddie. After what goes on in Stinger's world he'll be praying to Alan to transport him back to some rain forest. Sure it rains a lot, but the rain ain't acid, sure it has voilent people there, but they are 4 feet tall and spend their time hunting monkeys. So they do.

That bleedin' Manny Pacquiao. We're trying to save the monkeys from extinction and that little bugger's shooting them with poison darts.

What a cunt, eh?

That bleedin' Manny Pacquiao. We're trying to save the monkeys from extinction and that little bugger's shooting them with poison darts.

What a cunt, eh?

Well I will say Manchester needs to do a kull of cunts. Far too many veggies and religious folk for my liking. We should be a society of beer drinkers and Alan praisers, so we should.

Well I will say Manchester needs to do a kull of cunts. Far too many veggies and religious folk for my liking. We should be a society of beer drinkers and Alan praisers, so we should.

The whole world needs to get rid of them bible bashing cunts and indulge in some beer drinking-bum fun, never mind just good ol' Britain.

The whole world needs to get rid of them bible bashing cunts and indulge in some beer drinking-bum fun, never mind just good ol' Britain.

The world can wait for now, darlin. Some people just aren't ready for our way of thinkin'.

The world can wait for now, darlin. Some people just aren't ready for our way of thinkin'.

We'll hypnotize them then. Welter can play a tune on his hash pipe and our trousersnakes will do a right mesmerizingly sexy dance that will leave them captivated. They'll do anything we bloody well ask them to do.

We'll hypnotize them then. Welter can play a tune on his hash pipe and our trousersnakes will do a right mesmerizingly sexy dance that will leave them captivated. They'll do anything we bloody well ask them do to.

Will Welter want to support us in our bum boy efforts, Laddie? He never wishes to join in our little circle of love... so he doesn't.

Will Welter want to support us in our bum boy efforts, Laddie? He never wishes to join in our little circle of love... so he doesn't.

He's just in denial like Kingdosia.... he loves the ****.

He's just in denial like Kingdosia.... he loves the ****.

In that case the humble trousersnake shall bring Welter into our schemes. Lord Alan shall remove the denial.

Alan Akbar!

Anyway I must dash, babes. shag yer later. :luvbed:

In that case the humble trousersnake shall bring Welter into our schemes. Lord Alan shall remove the denial.

Alan Akbar!

Anyway I must dash, babes. shag yer later. :luvbed:

Au revoir, darling. :luvbed:

Mickey, for you my love:

http://www.dylanmessaging.com/messages/8329-MO6H-077D-G072-X6TU?commentor-name=cedric&commentor-email=RMGREENMAN%40HOTMAIL.CO.UK


You mean me or Mr Hatton? Either way, i made one myself which based itself on Bob Dylan confessing a hard buggering off Hoff, Oasis Lad and s/paw stinger and that he thought it was immensly Rock and Roll. Then the power in my house tripped off and i lost it - and i thought i couldnt be ****ing arsed again.

Thanks anyway for the thought.

I just been for a chinese to celebrate me nannans wedding anniversary. Was very good one must say.

Bonjourno, bum boys.

Bonjourno, bum boys.

Bonjourno Mr Lad. Is all well?

Bonjourno Mr Lad. Is all well?

I'm a bit hungover, darling.

Just drinking a few cans to ease me pain.

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Whats happening sexy?

Whats happening sexy?

Matt wrestled me keyboard out of me hands and went on a spamming rampage.

What a cunt!

Matt wrestled me keyboard out of me hands and went on a spamming rampage.

What a cunt!

Would yer like me to ***** slap him with me beef bayonet, Laddie?

Would yer like me to ***** slap him with me beef bayonet, Laddie?

Indeed i would.

Southpaw, i swallowed 4 Valium and i am finishing off me cans....life is good, eh.

Indeed i would.

Southpaw, i swallowed 4 Valium and i am finishing off me cans....life is good, eh.


bleedin heck I am jealous, darling. I ain't even got me drinks in yet.. :nonono:

bleedin heck I am jealous, darling. I ain't even got me drinks in yet.. :nonono:

The early bird catches the sozzled worm.

Southpaw, I'm off to the shops for a bottle of wine.

Southpaw, I'm off to the shops for a bottle of wine.

I'm off for me cans. shag yer later, me lover.

AHH! nothing like a cold bottle of wine.

AHH! nothing like a cold bottle of wine.

I take it's white wine, babes? I'll pop me first can in an hour when I eat me curry! :banana:

I take it's white wine, babes? I'll pop me first can in an hour when I eat me curry! :banana:

It's Buckfast, Darling:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine

It's Buckfast, Darling:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine


Interesting, babes. I must expand me alcohol consumption into this English/Frenchie intoxicant. It is important for limey bum boys to broaden their horizons, eh Laddie?

Interesting, babes. I must expand me alcohol consumption into this English/Frenchie intoxicant. It is important for limey bum boys to broaden their horizons, eh Laddie?

Only hardened pros like us can handle Buckfast, darling.

Only hardened pros like us can handle Buckfast, darling.

In that case I shall par-take of some tomorrow, me lover. Tonight I'm sticking to me larger.

In that case I shall par-take of some tomorrow, me lover. Tonight I'm sticking to me larger.

Get it down yer! :luvbed:

Get it down yer! :luvbed:

Bottoms up, Laddie :beerchug:

Bottoms up, Laddie :beerchug:

Bottoms up indeed. :hitit:

By the power of Gayskull!

I love me some necrophilia.

By the power of Gayskull!

I love me some necrophilia.

bleedin eck' Laddie. Don't let the beer goggles do that to yer. You have two very much alive bum boys at yer beck and call.

bleedin eck' Laddie. Don't let the beer goggles do that to yer. You have two very much alive bum boys at yer beck and call.

It's just one big party for me, Southpaw me love.

6th pill and more liquor... that''ll do me.

It's just one big party for me, Southpaw me love.

6th pill and more liquor... that''ll do me.

I'm just taking it one can at a time, babes. I'm pacing meself for a long night, so I am.

I'm just taking it one can at a time, babes. I'm pacing meself for a long night, so I am.

Had to chase me bastard dog down the stairs - what a cunt.

Boris for mayor!!!

Boris for mayor!!!

erm nooooo.

Johnson is Tory mayor candidate

Mr Johnson was the most high-profile candidate
Boris Johnson has overwhelmingly won the battle to be Conservative candidate in next year's London mayoral race.
The 43-year-old Henley MP beat off the challenge from Andrew Boff, Warwick Lightfoot and Victoria Borwick in a vote which was open to all Londoners.

Mr Johnson, an ex-magazine editor well known for his TV chat show appearance and media rows over his outspoken comments, got 75% of the 20,019 votes.

He will seek to stop current mayor Ken Livingstone winning a third term.

TORY RESULT IN FULL
Boris Johnson: 15,661 votes
Victoria Borwick: 1,869
Andrew Boff: 1,674
Warwick Lightfoot: 609

Profile: Boris Johnson
Johnson's media scrapes
Mr Johnson won 15,661 votes, with Mrs Borwick getting 1,869 votes, Mr Boff winning 1,674 and Warwick Lightfoot picking up 609 votes.

During his campaign Mr Johnson pledged to scrap "bendy" buses and return the classic Routemaster buses to London's streets, and to "work as hard for people in zone six as in zone one".

He told the BBC he would end the "egotistical" stand-off between Mr Livingstone and London's boroughs, and stop "rabbit hutch-sized dwellings" being imposed on suburbs.

Other candidates
Opposition parties had already decided that Mr Johnson was set to be the Conservative candidate - last week Lib Dem leader Sir Menzies Campbell referred to him as the "blondest suicide note in history".

And in his speech to the Labour conference this week Mr Livingstone joked that he was proud to have been invited to give the first "Boris Johnson memorial lecture".

For all his strengths as an individual, Boris is essentially a very clever man, but ultimately a clown

Tony McNulty
Home Office minister

On Thursday he said Mr Johnson "proposes to add a lack of managerial competence to the Thatcherite decline and division always represented by London's Tories".

Of the defeated candidates, businesswoman Mrs Borwick has concentrated on dealing with crime, IT consultant Mr Boff proposed scrapping the congestion charge introduced by Mr Livingstone and economist Mr Lightfoot promised public service reform.

The "open primary" contest was open to all Londoners on the electoral roll who registered on a telephone hotline.

Tony McNulty, the Home Office minister, said "for all his strengths as an individual, Boris is essentially a very clever man, but ultimately a clown, and he won't put up with the sort of scrutiny that mayoral candidates do".

He described the decision to adopt Mr Johnson as a mayoral candidate as "frankly an insult to London".

A Conservative Party spokesman said the contest had "captured the interest of the public and has helped challenge voter apathy".

The Lib Dems have yet to choose their candidate. Among others already known to be planning to stand for mayor are Sian Berry, for the Green Party, and Big Issue founder John Bird, as an independent.


Gets my vote.

Had to chase me bastard dog down the stairs - what a cunt.


Is he a big fella now, babes?

Is he a big fella now, babes?

7 months old and he is almost 8 stone - his balls hit the floor too.

7 months old and he is almost 8 stone - his balls hit the floor too.

bleedin eck, Laddie. He'll be dry humping you around the floor soon. How big do you reckon he'll get?

bleedin eck, Laddie. He'll be dry humping you around the floor soon. How big do you reckon he'll get?

He's a monster, so i dread to think.

He's a monster, so i dread to think.

meh, yer can tame any big boy, so you can :luvbed:

meh, yer can tame any big boy, so you can :luvbed:

Oh, I'm the Alpha male and he knows it.

Oh, I'm the Alpha male and he knows it.

Show em' who's boss, Laddie. You keep yer crown.

Show em' who's boss, Laddie. You keep yer crown.

If he gets too big for me - i can always call on me big Manchester-born bum boy.

If he gets too big for me - i can always call on me big Manchester-born bum boy.


Bleedin eck that would be like a meeting between Ali - Frazier. Dogs have a natural dislike for me. One of me earliest memories as a child was of being chased by an enraged poodle. I would need a lot of Jack D inside me before attempting to close in on that fella.

Bleedin eck that would be like a meeting between Ali - Frazier. Dogs have a natural dislike for me. One of me earliest memories as a child was of being chased by an enraged poodle. I would need a lot of Jack D inside me before attempting to close in on that fella.

I have faith in yer!

I have faith in yer!

I might be able to handle a particulary dangeorus tabby cat, but I think I will need to be geared up for the big muts.
I have somthing rather large and dangerous for yer here Laddie :luvbed:

For you, darling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmt0OMmnwU&mode=related&search=

For you, darling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmt0OMmnwU&mode=related&search=

They should have just showed the clip of him with pete burns to lighten up the interview.

They should have just showed the clip of him with pete burns to lighten up the interview.

Yank news though eh Laddie? Filtered for the patriotic pleasure.

Hello? I just got to let you know........

Buckfast tonight, Laddie. It was love at first sip, so it was.

Buckfast tonight, Laddie. It was love at first sip, so it was.

I'm feeling the worst for wear, Darling. I couldn't even look at a bottle of Buckfast, but i got me beers in to ease the pain a little.

I'm feeling the worst for wear, Darling. I couldn't even look at a bottle of Buckfast, but i got me beers in to ease the pain a little.


Yer made Frank and Alan very proud yesterday so you did.

Yer made Frank and Alan very proud yesterday so you did.

I was seriously drunk wasn't i? :luvbed:

Holy mother of bum boy batty man!

What did I miss fellas? Was there an orgy?

I was seriously drunk wasn't i? :luvbed:

I was impressed with yer, babes. Yer could have put a pub full of Irish men to shame, so yer could.

I was impressed with yer, babes. Yer could have put a pub full of Irish men to shame, so yer could.

They've got nothing on my sexy Scottish ass.

They've got nothing on my sexy Scottish ass.


Indeed they haven't, babes.

I just ordered a tandoori chicken pizza and onion rings. If it don't turn up within the next thirty minutes I'm gonna send matt over to the italian and indian embassies and tell him to do a job on the lasses that work there.

That'll teach em! The cunts!

I just ordered a tandoori chicken pizza and onion rings. If it don't turn up within the next thirty minutes I'm gonna send matt over to the italian and indian embassies and tell him to do a job on the lasses that work there.

That'll teach em! The cunts!

Karma babes. If it don't arrive in thirty minutes they deserve all the trouble they can get, a bit of Matt and also Exige on their doorstep.

Karma babes. If it don't arrive in thirty minutes they deserve all the trouble they can get, a bit of Matt and also Exige on their doorstep.

How could I forget about little exige. The lad will crash through those embassies like a hurricane, wreaking vengeance on those itides and injuns.

Me feast has arrived, thank Alan! Those injuns and itides have had a lucky escape. Alan bless em though. It's a nice munch so it is.

Get stuck into it for me, darling.

Oi! Oi!

VOTE MICKEYB FOR THE GREATEST "DANNY WILLIAMS LOVES JAM!" TALE!

Chicken tandoori pizza? Combining two of me fave things. I'd love to join ya if i could. I'm starving.

Me feast has arrived, thank Alan! Those injuns and itides have had a lucky escape. Alan bless em though. It's a nice munch so it is.

I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as a pint of mine and Laddie's love juice.

Bleedin eck Laddie I adore this cuntin' Buckfast.

If I could send you two a slice of me pizza I happily would. It was a right nice bite to eat so it was. I'll be having that one again.

Laddie, have you decided who you are voting for yet?

I'm still undecided.

I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as a pint of mine and Laddie's love juice.

Bleedin eck Laddie I adore this cuntin' Buckfast.

You shall remain forever hooked.

If I could send you two a slice of me pizza I happily would. It was a right nice bite to eat so it was. I'll be having that one again.

Laddie, have you decided who you are voting for yet?

I'm still undecided.

As am i. I'll read all the entries again and make me mind up.

As am i. I'll read all the entries again and make me mind up.

Good show darling. A worthy winner will emerge and claim the danny and jam championship. It's only right.

Jam-tastic.

I've given my vote hoffster.

I've given my vote hoffster.

I know you 'ave, yer fackin slag!

So far it's tied between ArturoBalboa and my lover Laddie.

Fackin' lav it!

c'mon you fackin hammers.

An update on the voting: ArturoBalboa is in 1st, and you two fellas (laddie and mickey) are in joint 2nd.

Any Brits here?

Sheffield Wednesday have just got back to back wins ******s! YEA!

COME ON THE OWLS!! COME ON!

Sheffield Wednesday have just got back to back wins ******s! YEA!

COME ON THE OWLS!! COME ON!

Yer crackin open a few stones then tonight Mickey? :beerchug:

Yer crackin open a few stones then tonight Mickey? :beerchug:

Not Stones - i went down the corner shop earlier - i was about to get a couple of four packs though! - only for me main main Mohammed to shout out that he's got off-date by a week Tetleys... 8 cans...for £3.50. Tastes just fine anyway

So i'm on that... then once thats gone, i'm guna get on the Barcardi me brother brought back from his holiday.

We all drinking tonight like? I read last night, one of you scottish lads was drinking buckfast... what the **** does that taste like? Is it fortified wine or something?!

Not Stones - i went down the corner shop earlier - i was about to get a couple of four packs though! - only for me main main Mohammed to shout out that he's got off-date by a week Tetleys... 8 cans...for £3.50. Tastes just fine anyway

So i'm on that... then once thats gone, i'm guna get on the Barcardi me brother brought back from his holiday.

We all drinking tonight like? I read last night, one of you scottish lads was drinking buckfast... what the **** does that taste like? Is it fortified wine or something?!


Buckfast is a tonic wine and is quite potent. All the Neds ( Chavs ) drink it.

I was on the Jack D and lager last night. :luvbed:

Buckfast is a tonic wine and is quite potent. All the Neds ( Chavs ) drink it.

I was on the Jack D and lager last night. :luvbed:


Buckfast is a drink from Alan as far as I'm concerned.

Buckfast is a drink from Alan as far as I'm concerned.

I have sort of become immune to it and need 3 bottles to get drunk. That's why i don't drink it much these days.

I have sort of become immune to it and need 3 bottles to get drunk. That's why i don't drink it much these days.


It's still fresh to me lips, so it is. I'm used to the effects of Jack D so discovering a new poison is a miracle.

It's still fresh to me lips, so it is. I'm used to the effects of Jack D so discovering a new poison is a miracle.

Aye, we must broaden our horizons on the booze front.

Aye, we must broaden our horizons on the booze front.

I've been on the beer for so long that I'd forgotten the value of testing new juice.

Laddie, Annie nicked 50k from me. What a cunt, eh? Can't turn yer back on the fella for a minute without his hand entering yer back pocket. Like leaving yer sister alone with Rod Stewart, big mistake.

I've been on the beer for so long that I'd forgotten the value of testing new juice.

Laddie, Annie nicked 50k from me. What a cunt, eh? Can't turn yer back on the fella for a minute without his hand entering yer back pocket. Like leaving yer sister alone with Rod Stewart, big mistake.

Don't worry, darling. I'll ****e his drink tonight, have me way with him and return to your loving arms 50K richer. :luvbed:

Don't worry, darling. I'll ****e his drink tonight, have me way with him and return to your loving arms 50K richer. :luvbed:

Yer a tough one, babes. :luvbed: I was just planning on praying to Alan for Annie to have 50 days of painful bowl movements. A day for a K.

Yer a tough one, babes. :luvbed: I was just planning on praying to Alan for Annie to have 50 days of painful bowl movements. A day for a K.

At his age it may very well come true.

At his age it may very well come true.

Alan shall make it so.

I must add to me beer stock for later, Laddie. shag yer later :luvbed:

Alan shall make it so.

I must add to me beer stock for later, Laddie. shag yer later :luvbed:

Go on a Ginge cull as well. Two birds, one stone, darling. :luvbed:

Go on a Ginge cull as well. Two birds, one stone, darling. :luvbed:

I'm actually on the hunt for a little bald cunt, babes. But if I see a ginge I will be sure to do what is required of me. :luvbed:

How many gingers did you take out?

laterz chaps.

Au Revoir! Mr. Green.