Bonjourno laddie me darling.

I just stole 100k off magicjordan. Are you proud of me?
Would you share some of the winnings?

True, Hoff, true.

So how much will you be putting down on the Blow to slap Kessler to Asgard?
At least 500k laddie.

How about you?

At least 500k laddie.

How about you?

I've already got 100K on him and i might stick another 100 on him just before fight night.

easy points. :luvbed:

southpaw how come you always online but never posting?

southpaw how come you always online but never posting?

somtimes says I'm online when I'm not. Same as it never says my sexy Hoff is online when he is. The mystery of life, so it is.

Evening bum boys. Is all well?

Evening bum boys. Is all well?

Ever so much more sexier with your arrival, so it is.

Let's Renounce the sober ways and get pissed, fellas.

Evening bum boys. Is all well?

very well how man how are you?

Let's Renounce the sober ways and get pissed, fellas.

Motion seconded.

Stella, thou art mine tonight :beerchug:

Let's Renounce the sober ways and get pissed, fellas.

I'm already well on me way, babes

what have you lads bin up 2 all day then?

very well how man how are you?
Very well thankyou Mr. Green. I've been at work all day from 7.30 in the morning to 8.30 tonight but it was alright.

What you been up to then Mr. Green?
I'm already well on me way, babes

I knew we could rely on you Souhtpaw, you sexy beer loving bum boy :luvbed:

sounds a long day. what your current job?

today i just bin down college to enroll onto me second year and just down the boxing gym.

how you got all them points you had like 900,000 k yesterday.

Very well thankyou Mr. Green. I've been at work all day from 7.30 in the morning to 8.30 tonight but it was alright.

What you been up to then Mr. Green?


I knew we could rely on you Souhtpaw, you sexy beer loving bum boy :luvbed:


What else can i say, drinking and bum love are my specialities, so they are.

sounds a long day. what your current job?

today i just bin down college to enroll onto me second year and just down the boxing gym.

how you got all them points you had like 900,000 k yesterday.

Check your user CP.

What you studying son?

I did a bit of wheeling and dealing. You know how it is..

What else can i say, drinking and bum love are my specialities, so they are.

You wont find better specialities than that me darling, not even on cunting mastermind.

Check your user CP.

What you studying son?

I did a bit of wheeling and dealing. You know how it is..

im doing brick laying, with a bit of luck hopefull ill finish by chrsimas and then i can go earn a few pennys.

Salam malakum brother bum boys :luvbed:

Laddie, how do you like yer new avatar?

It's a quality pwnage, Hoffy, me darlin'. And i shall be keeping it to show all those sober cunts the error of their ways.

So Hoff... you cruely changed my avy? ****ed up me main negro Msagrain, diddled with Oasis Lad and apparently, but i haven't seen caused some grief with Raging Bull..


Anyone else? Gimmie the run down on todays pwnage action amongst the Limey Lounge then gaffer? I fear that todays attacks were a show of strength to get all Limey Lounge Soldiers inline.... much like when Alex attacks his fellow droogs in Clockwork Orange.

So Hoff... you cruely changed my avy? ****ed up me main negro Msagrain, diddled with Oasis Lad and apparently, but i haven't seen caused some grief with Raging Bull..


Anyone else? Gimmie the run down on todays pwnage action amongst the Limey Lounge then gaffer? I fear that todays attacks were a show of strength to get all Limey Lounge Soldiers inline.... much like when Alex attacks his fellow droogs in Clockwork Orange.

The Raging Bull got a David Moyes avy, Beowulf got a talking dictionary computer program avy, kaygay got a red indian avy and a 'Big Chief sitting on ****' user title, 2nd II nonce got a 'big 'ead' user title, southpaw stinger got a 'trousersnake fondler' user title..and I think that's about it.

T'was a good days pwnage so it was.

The Raging Bull got a David Moyes avy, Beowulf got a talking dictionary computer program avy, kaygay got a red indian avy and a 'Big Chief sitting on ****' user title, 2nd II nonce got a 'big 'ead' user title, southpaw stinger got a 'trousersnake fondler' user title..and I think that's about it.

T'was a good days pwnage so it was.

And you can av' a charge from me beef bayonet, so you can.

I'm suprised your not tired out me old tea pot china...


hmm... im still seething... Sheff Utd!? WTF!!

But then it was added by Tuggers dissing the blue and white army! As if you pretend to not know who the Wednesday are!!!!

And you can av' a charge from me beef bayonet, so you can.

Charge away me darling :moon:

Charge away me darling :moon:

Right on target. Me aim remains impeccable so it does, me lover. :luvbed:

I'm suprised your not tired out me old tea pot china...


hmm... im still seething... Sheff Utd!? WTF!!

But then it was added by Tuggers dissing the blue and white army! As if you pretend to not know who the Wednesday are!!!!
Dishing out all the pwnage has left me drained, it's true, but I'll be back to full pwnage strength after a wee break to recover.

He's a cheeky young whippersnapper is that Tuggers. When I regain me pwnage powers I'll give him an Audley Harrison avatar as revenge for his slights against the mighty Wednesday, how's about that...

Haha, nah forget it Hoff... if i struck out at everyone who dissed the mighty Owls i'd be in ****ing jail by now! haha. I'm getting some hammer at work - but its all true... we haven't struck a point yet. I'm positive though, its early season and surely, eventually, it can only get better. No what I mean?

I used to go out with a lass who used to love Cov City. So im partial to a bit of Villa supporting...(your team right?)..cos i hate Cov. haha.

Tell us about yourself Hoff, ya a bit of mystery man? I take it your from the midlands..?? Whats ya real name...? What do ya do during the day?..

Haha, nah forget it Hoff... if i struck out at everyone who dissed the mighty Owls i'd be in ****ing jail by now! haha. I'm getting some hammer at work - but its all true... we haven't struck a point yet. I'm positive though, its early season and surely, eventually, it can only get better. No what I mean?

I used to go out with a lass who used to love Cov City. So im partial to a bit of Villa supporting...(your team right?)..cos i hate Cov. haha.

Tell us about yourself Hoff, ya a bit of mystery man? I take it your from the midlands..?? Whats ya real name...? What do ya do during the day?..

Tuggers is getting it anyway. He's named tuggers for a bleeding reason yer know, and that's because he likes to have a tommy the tank over posters of Audley Harrison, so an Audley avy is the least I can do for ol' tugging tuggers.

Aye, the glorious and mighty Aston Villa is my beloved team, and we will be great again under the leadership of Martin. I might even get a season ticket again.

I'm from Birmingham and me name is Sean. I work most days and do about 50+ hours a week, yet I still manage to find meself broke at the end of the month. ****in pay day can't come quick enough this month I tell yer, me beer money is already running low and it's only the 6th.

Tuggers is getting it anyway. He's named tuggers for a bleeding reason yer know, and that's because he likes to have a tommy the tank over posters of Audley Harrison, so an Audley avy is the least I can do for ol' tugging tuggers.

Aye, the glorious and mighty Aston Villa is my beloved team, and we will be great again under the leadership of Martin. I might even get a season ticket again.

I'm from Birmingham and me name is Sean. I work most days and do about 50+ hours a week, yet I still manage to find meself broke at the end of the month. ****in pay day can't come quick enough this month I tell yer, me beer money is already running low and it's only the 6th.

I always thought you were a ****ney, so I did.

Mintus mate. I'm a resident supply teacher at a comprehensive school up here. 22 year old and get battered by the kids everyday! haha. Nah, its good actually, the kids are a good laugh, always taking the piss, but you just gotta give it back.

Your not kidding about pay day - roll on the 15th, im living in my overdraft again. no good at all. If i had some spare cash i could have gone to see Jr Witter fight this weekend!! Its only like 15 minutes drive from my house. **** eh?

Mintus mate. I'm a resident supply teacher at a comprehensive school up here. 22 year old and get battered by the kids everyday! haha. Nah, its good actually, the kids are a good laugh, always taking the piss, but you just gotta give it back.

Your not kidding about pay day - roll on the 15th, im living in my overdraft again. no good at all. If i had some spare cash i could have gone to see Jr Witter fight this weekend!! Its only like 15 minutes drive from my house. **** eh?

Proper. You must be gutted. I had a week off last week, went to london, did a wee bit of shopping, paid some bills and then had to buy a new phone cause me old one broke, and now I'm having to be a stingy bastard and watch the ****in pennys like a Scotsman. I tell yer, I need someone to manage me money for me cause i just spend it all about a week or two after getting paid.

Proper. You must be gutted. I had a week off last week, went to london, did a wee bit of shopping, paid some bills and then had to buy a new phone cause me old one broke, and now I'm having to be a stingy bastard and watch the ****in pennys like a Scotsman. I tell yer, I need someone to manage me money for me cause i just spend it all about a week or two after getting paid.

You only live once though dont ya?

My biggest vice is pissing my wages up the wall. Having nothing to show for it!

Atleast ya got a trip out, your bills... a new phone and whatever treated yourself with at the shopping!

All i ever get is a hangover and a case of the kebab ****s. :ugh:

You only live once though dont ya?

My biggest vice is pissing my wages up the wall. Having nothing to show for it!

Atleast ya got a trip out, your bills... a new phone and whatever treated yourself with at the shopping!

All i ever get is a hangover and a case of the kebab ****s. :ugh:

As southpaw and laddie will tell yer Mickey, a love for beer is not a vice, it's a truly wonderful thing, for stella and carling is the drink of the gods... Alan to be precise.

Alan Akbar!

Hello my fellow Limeys.

Hello my fellow Limeys.

hello fellow ozzy :beerchug:

Quiet day here.....

**** me, had a curry tonight from this Indian place at seven. Only just got off the toilet. Cuntin' hell. Was sure worth it though.

**** me, had a curry tonight from this Indian place at seven. Only just got off the toilet. Cuntin' hell. Was sure worth it though.

Lucky bastard. :luvbed:

**** me, had a curry tonight from this Indian place at seven. Only just got off the toilet. Cuntin' hell. Was sure worth it though.
lol...

Are the only people who post in this thread anymore are the mods...?

We need to get Feisty back.

We need to get Feisty back.
Yeah, I remember the good old chats we used to have. Everyone was on here and posting.

Bring me feisty and a beer please.

Bring me feisty and a beer please.

On the way, Lord.

On the way, Lord.
Where is she? I haven't seen her in a day or two.

On the way, Lord.

Lovin the new Avvy, Laddie. Is that the Hoff's fine work or yours?

Lovin the new Avvy, Laddie. Is that the Hoff's fine work or yours?

The Hoff, Darlin'.

Quality pwnage so it is.

The Hoff, Darlin'.

Quality pwnage so it is.

Indeed it is, me lover. I have given me toilet a good pwnage tonight, so I have. :puppy_dog

Come on guys someone post here, get something happening.

ill post SHABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOM

ill post SHABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOM
Now to think of a topic.

You got a PS2?

i have 2 ps2 :)

i have 2 ps2 :)
Lucky.....

Lucky.....

hahaha owned.

hahaha owned.

why is that owned?

Are my two loves on the Jesus juice tonight?

Are my two loves on the Jesus juice tonight?

I'm having a wee drop.

Have yer seen Tech Skill's new avatar, laddie?

I'm having a wee drop.

Have yer seen Tech Skill's new avatar, laddie?

Just spotted it this very second, darling. He needed a quality pwnage so he did.

Just spotted it this very second, darling. He needed a quality pwnage so he did.

That he did, and the beanpole was just the man to deliver it.

He's tall, he's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch! Peter Crouch!

That he did, and the beanpole was just the man to deliver it.

He's tall, he's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch! Peter Crouch!

You have to hand it to the big fella.... he's done well for himself. I wouldn't mind giving his bird one.

Yer made me very proud Hoff, so you did.

You have to hand it to the big fella.... he's done well for himself. I wouldn't mind giving his bird one.
Aye, for a skyscraper he doesn't do badly. I wouldn't mind shaking me love stick at Abby Clancy meself.

Yer made me very proud Hoff, so you did.

What more can a bum boy hope for eh...

The future's bright..... the future is Hatton whipping Floyd and ridding us of the tards.

The future's bright..... the future is Hatton whipping Floyd and ridding us of the tards.

Laddie, my quit on his stool joke was a bit **** wasn't it :o


P.S
Tech Skill is in here watching us. He thinks we can't see him, but I've got me beady eye on him.

Laddie, my quit on his stool joke was a bit **** wasn't it :o


P.S
Tech Skill is in here watching us. He thinks we can't see him, but I've got me beady eye on him.

****, i forgot we were corresponding by way of sexy PMs. I guess the drink is affecting me afterall.

What a cunt, eh. I make 2nd to Nonce look like Oliver cuntin' reed.

****, i forgot we were corresponding by way of sexy PMs. I guess the drink is affecting me afterall.

What a cunt, eh. I make 2nd to Nonce look like Oliver cuntin' reed.

Don't let him out of your sight, babes.

Don't let him out of your sight, babes.

I'm locked onto him darling. I'm just itching to pull the trigger and fire some pwnage bombs at him.

I'm locked onto him darling. I'm just itching to pull the trigger and fire some pwnage bombs at him.

The stealth tactics won't work for him, not with your pwnage radar scanning the vicinity.

The stealth tactics won't work for him, not with your pwnage radar scanning the vicinity.

Spiderman has his spidey sense, I have me pwnage sense. It's served me well so far.

I'll be watching both of your rears, with both eyes...

I'll be watching both of your rears, with both eyes...

My one eyed monster has got his eye on you Southpaw :luvbed:

You both shoot sticky substances as well.

You both shoot sticky substances as well.

Aye, ol spidey pwns with the web, and I pwn on the web. We've got a lot in common me and the bug have.

I'm off to bed fellas.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Aye, ol spidey pwns with the web, and I pwn on the web. We've got a lot in common me and the bug have.

I'm off to bed fellas.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

sleep well, me lover :luvbed:

Nothing beats a cold beer, eh! fellas?

Nothing beats a cold beer, eh! fellas?

I have yet to find a card to top that one, Laddie. Except for the Hoff's trousersnake of course, that one trumps all, so it does.

I have yet to find a card to top that one, Laddie. Except for the Hoff's trousersnake of course, that one trumps all, so it does.

Bottom's up!

Bottom's up!

down the hatch, laddie :beerchug:

Are you sipping back on some cold suds, darling?

Are you sipping back on some cold suds, darling?


I tell you, babes, I got me hands on some jack Daniels today. Small in amount but I can make it last, so I can.

I tell you, babes, I got me hands on some jack Daniels today. Small in amount but I can make it last, so I can.

I had a bottle of Jack on Friday..... fantastic.

I had a bottle of Jack on Friday..... fantastic.

You seen Simon Pegg's new flick yet, Laddie?

Hank Azaria :hitit:

You seen Simon Pegg's new flick yet, Laddie?

Hank Azaria :hitit:

Not yet, it looks surprisingly good though.

Hank is always getting his trousersnake out in films, it must be a right special specimen.

Who would have thought "Ross" from Friends could direct, eh? not me, that's for cuntin' certain.

Not yet, it looks surprisingly good though.

Hank is always getting his trousersnake out in films, it must be a right special specimen.

Who would have thought "Ross" from Friends could direct, eh? not me, that's for cuntin' certain.

Indeed, ol' "Rossy" can say cut with the best of them director fellas.

Although I must say it was not as good as Hot Fuzz, so it wasn't but it is good for a laugh and a curry afterwards, me lover.

Indeed, ol' "Rossy" can say cut with the best of them director fellas.

Although I must say it was not as good as Hot Fuzz, so it wasn't but it is good for a laugh and a curry afterwards, me lover.

Did you rate "Hot Fuzz" then, me lover?

I thought it was good but sort of dragged on towards the end.

Did you rate "Hot Fuzz" then, me lover?

I thought it was good but sort of dragged on towards the end.

Well with all that village cult thing at the end, yeah I agree with yer, babes. But it was good for a laugh, so it was.
Shaun of the dead was an enjoyable affair too. Good cast.

Well with all that village cult thing at the end, yeah I agree with yer, babes. But it was good for a laugh, so it was.
Shaun of the dead was an enjoyable affair too. Good cast.

"Point Break" or "Bad Boyz II", which one would you watch first?

"Point Break" or "Bad Boyz II", which one would you watch first?


Likely Point Break. What about you, babes?

Likely Point Break. What about you, babes?

The same, lover.

The same, lover.


Yer a good lad, babes.

cheers :beerchug:

Yer a good lad, babes.

cheers :beerchug:

I'm off to grab some more beers, back in a tick, babes.

I'm off to grab some more beers, back in a tick, babes.

I'm debating whether to have me pot noodle, babes. What would you do?

I'm debating whether to have me pot noodle, babes. What would you do?

If i were you, i'd get it down me neck.

If i were you, i'd get it down me neck.

you have shown me the way, me lover. I'll go boil me kettle.

you have shown me the way, me lover. I'll go boil me kettle.

What flavour?

What flavour?

Have you tried the chicken satay, Laddie. Tis my first time, so it is.

Have you tried the chicken satay, Laddie. Tis my first time, so it is.

I have not, but i'll certainly be picking one up tomorrow if i get some positive feed-back from you, my love.

I have not, but i'll certainly be picking one up tomorrow if i get some positive feed-back from you, my love.

meh, twas so-so. I'll be sticking with me original curry or beef and mushroom in the future, Laddie. These new flavours take away the working mens grit of what pot noodle is all about.

Give it a try though, Laddie. I consumed the whole pot so it was by no means a failed group of noodles.

meh, twas so-so. I'll be sticking with me original curry or beef and mushroom in the future, Laddie. These new flavours take away the working mens grit of what pot noodle is all about.

Give it a try though, Laddie. I consumed the whole pot so it was by no means a failed group of noodles.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Just saw Quentin Tarantino outside me window.

Just saw Quentin Tarantino outside me window.

Did yer get his attention, laddie?

Did yer get his attention, laddie?

I tried to get a recording of him on me phone, but didn't have any space left to store it.

I stay directly across from the Glasgow Film Theatre and have seen a few stars, including:

Justin Lee Collins from the Friday Night Project
Michelle Ryan
and James Cosmo ( who played Hamish's father in Braveheart )

I tried to get a recording of him on me phone, but didn't have any space left to store it.

I stay directly across from the Glasgow Film Theatre and have seen a few stars, including:

Justin Lee Collins from the Friday Night Project
Michelle Ryan
and James Cosmo ( who played Hamish's father in Braveheart )

yer a lucky bum boy, Laddie. For a while I wanted to give Michelle Ryan one, so I did.

The best I have seen is Lez Battersby and David Dickinson :(

yer a lucky bum boy, Laddie. For a while I wanted to give Michelle Ryan one, so I did.

The best I have seen is Lez Battersby and David Dickinson :(

Poor bugger.

I'll definitely try and get a recording of a sexy British actress for you.

Poor bugger.

I'll definitely try and get a recording of a sexy British actress for you.

cheers, me lover.

Southpaw's trousersnake shall forever be in your debt.

cheers, me lover.

Southpaw's trousersnake shall forever be in your debt.

Many Glasgow bum boys wanted a piece of Tarantino action, all over the movie making maestro so they were.

Many Glasgow bum boys wanted a piece of Tarantino action, all over the movie making maestro so they were.

I trust none were in the sin of soberness, laddie?

I trust none were in the sin of soberness, laddie?

A few may have been. :nonono:

A few may have been. :nonono:

Cuntin' ell, Laddie. That is not the sort of impression you want Tarantino to get of Glassgow. You should put them all in their places tomorrow, Laddie.

Cuntin' ell, Laddie. That is not the sort of impression you want Tarantino to get of Glassgow. You should put them all in their places tomorrow, Laddie.

Tarantino was his usual self: always smiling and grinning, but them sober bum boys may have tainted his vision of this glorious city.

****ing wagon riding cunts.

Tarantino was his usual self: always smiling and grinning, but them sober bum boys may have tainted his vision of this glorious city.

****ing wagon riding cunts.

you can bet that half them sober cunts aren't even planning on doing any driving later. I would like to hear some of their excuses for this insult :nonono:

you can bet that half them sober cunts aren't even planning on doing any driving later. I would like to hear some of their excuses for this insult :nonono:

**** them and their sober excuses. They should be strung up by their buster browns.

**** them and their sober excuses. They should be strung up by their buster browns.

That they should, Laddie. Here's to the ways of Frank Gallagher and all true bum boys.

That they should, Laddie. Here's to the ways of Frank Gallagher and all true bum boys.

Frank is a proper role-model for us all.

Frank is a proper role-model for us all.

**** Amir's "Angry Young Men"

Frank's "Sober young fellas" is the way forward, so it is.

**** Amir's "Angry Young Men"

Frank's "Sober young fellas" is the way forward, so it is.

That was a despicable piece of television, was it not? and to think that some bum boy had to waste booze money on their TV license bill to pay for that ****.

Here's to Earl landing flush on Khan's china chops and ridding us of him for good.

I will be cheering for Earl all the way so I will. Burst the bubble baby, burst the bubble!

I'm off to bed now, Laddie. No alchol left to run me engine.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

I'm off to bed now, Laddie. No alchol left to run me engine.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Sleep well, big boy. :kiss:

Hoff, Southpaw - i'm drunk, get your asses in here now!

Hoff, Southpaw - i'm drunk, get your asses in here now!

Here's me arse for yer laddie :moon:

Here's me arse for yer laddie :moon:

I have sobered up some, my love, but that never stopped me before.

Here i come....

I have sobered up some, my love, but that never stopped me before.

Here i come....

Sober? Sober you say. Frank will not be happy, laddie. Get some more booze down yer and ravish me as only you can.

Sober? Sober you say. Frank will not be happy, laddie. Get some more booze down yer and ravish me as only you can.

It just so happens that i have a crate in the fridge - shall i crack a few open?

It just so happens that i have a crate in the fridge - shall i crack a few open?

It would be a shame not to eh laddie. It will stave off sobriety for a bit, and that can only be a good thing.

It would be a shame not to eh laddie. It will stave off sobriety for a bit, and that can only be a good thing.

I saw Tarantino last night, Hoff.

I may crack a few open in his honour.

I saw Tarantino last night, Hoff.

I may crack a few open in his honour.

If he wasn't so ugly he'd be sexy, still, we must pay homage to him, if only for reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. To be honest laddie, I don't much rate anything he's done after that.

Neverthecuntingless, I'll down a stella in his honour :beerchug:

If he wasn't so ugly he'd be sexy, still, we must pay homage to him, if only for reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. To be honest laddie, I don't much rate anything he's done after that.

Neverthecuntingless, I'll down a stella in his honour :beerchug:

I''m the same, babes.

I ( dare i even say it? ) think Reservoir Dogs is a tad overrated.

I''m the same, babes.

I ( dare i even say it? ) think Reservoir Dogs is a tad overrated.
Aye, it aint a classic or anything, I mean it's a good film but pulp fiction is far superior to reservoir dogs. Now Pulp fiction, there's a cunting classic! and it's got sexy Bruce in as well. Who could ask for more...

Aye, it aint a classic or anything, I mean it's a good film but pulp fiction is far superior to reservoir dogs. Now Pulp fiction, there's a cunting classic! and it's got sexy Bruce in as well. Who could ask for more...

The bum boy rape scene is my fave, what about you?

The bum boy rape scene is my fave, what about you?

Bring out the gimp!

Maybe when sexy John Travolta shoots the lad in the car by accident, or when Samuel L Jackson gives the religious type speech and there's that moment of divine inspiration. (Alan was watching over him laddie).

Bring out the gimp!

Maybe when sexy John Travolta shoots the lad in the car by accident, or when Samuel L Jackson gives the religious type speech and there's that moment of divine inspiration. (Alan was watching over him laddie).

Ahahahahahahahahhahaah, hello racist. :wave:

Hello guys....

Ahahahahahahahahhahaah, hello racist. :wave:

Shut it, yer noir cunt. Always playing the bleeding race card you are laddie. I'm not having so I'm not.

Anything good on the box tonight laddie?

Shut it, yer noir cunt. Always playing the bleeding race card you are laddie. I'm not having so I'm not.

Anything good on the box tonight laddie?

I'm watching "Tribe" on BBC 2 at the moment.

Is MickyHatton back from Ireland and his fishing trip yet???? If you are Mick, how the **** did it go?

You get ****ed on the black stuff or what?

I'm watching "Tribe" on BBC 2 at the moment.
I've got that on an all. All credit to the explorer fella, whatever his cunting name is, for a pasty chap he mixes in with those ******s awfully well.

Tomorrow will be a great day for points pwnages laddie, I can feel it now.

I've got that on an all. All credit to the explorer fella, whatever his cunting name is, for a pasty chap he mixes in with those ******s awfully well.

Tomorrow will be a great day for points pwnages laddie, I can feel it now.

I fear for the fella the day he visits a village full of Versatiles.

I fear for the fella the day he visits a village full of Versatiles.

I wouldn't wish that on even the most sober of non alan worshipping red scum fans.

That tribe show is a little overated. Sure Bruce Parry can go hunting and live on little food in squaler, but I bet he wouldn't last a weekend in Manchester, so he wouldn't.

I wouldn't wish that on even the most sober of non alan worshipping red scum fans.

If he bottles it from some cuntin' bees and a hole in a tree - imagine what a village full of Versatiles and some jaggedy assed sofas could do to the soft bastard.

That tribe show is a little overated. Sure Bruce Parry can go hunting and live on little food in squaler, but I bet he wouldn't last a weekend in Manchester, so he wouldn't.
Aye, yer probably right southpaw. I reckon he wouldn't be able to live like the local inhabitants live.

Frank Gallagher > Bruce Parry.
If he bottles it from some cuntin' bees and a hole in a tree - imagine what a village full of Versatiles and some jaggedy assed sofas could do to the soft bastard.

**** the bed laddie, he'd quit on his stool so he would.

Aye, yer probably right southpaw. I reckon he wouldn't be able to live like the local inhabitants live.

Frank Gallagher > Bruce Parry.


**** the bed laddie, he'd quit on his stool so he would.

Worse, darling. It would be like Benn Vs Mclellan all over again.

Worse, darling. It would be like Benn Vs Mclellan all over again.

I doubt Parry would get to the 10th round me darling.

I doubt Parry would get to the 10th round me darling.

I realize that now, babes.

Twas a **** deduction upon my behalf.

Have this to make up for calling them like Versy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubRuI7TvkNI

what you all bin up 2 today?

what you all bin up 2 today?

Alrate Andy mate.

I got up at 6, ran a couple of mile, had brekkie then off to work. Came home, napped for an hour then ****ed off to training. Was there for 3 hours. Came home, jacket tatie and some coleslaw, cuppa tea... and now im here. Sat on the computer.

You been to college me old mucker?

Alrate Andy mate.

I got up at 6, ran a couple of mile, had brekkie then off to work. Came home, napped for an hour then ****ed off to training. Was there for 3 hours. Came home, jacket tatie and some coleslaw, cuppa tea... and now im here. Sat on the computer.

You been to college me old mucker?

iv had a good/ bad day.. well i went college built a wall then played footy at dinner n when i came back i went flying on me arse lol. then as soon a i go home i had me tea then ****ing off down the boxing gym, then i got dead pissed of there because i was sparing with a gaint n hes to fuking big n i can never get him with the jab, n that was the only puch we can throw it that session. then i had me tea n a shower n just came on her.

I'm off to bed my lovers.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

I'm off to bed my lovers.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Sleep well, me lover :luvbed:

Scotland 1 France 0

Scotland 1 France 0

Good result laddie. Which kilt wearer scored?

Good result laddie. Which kilt wearer scored?

McFadden, darling.

It was a screamer from 30+ yards out.

Did you see his goal against Lithuania at the weekend?

Scotland 1 France 0

I see yer got 50K on Hatton, Laddie. A sober bet or just an angst against the Floyd cunts?

I see yer got 50K on Hatton, Laddie. A sober bet or just an angst against the Floyd cunts?

Oh, i'll be betting more once i get me winnings in from the Calzaghe win.

Oh, i'll be betting more once i get me winnings in from the Calzaghe win.

yer confident in the lad then? I wish I shared yer view, Laddie.

yer confident in the lad then? I wish I shared yer view, Laddie.

I just have one of those feelings, darling.

Hatton is gonna shock the world, for the greater good of boxing.

I just have one of those feelings, darling.

Hatton is gonna shock the world, for the greater good of boxing.


I bleedin hope so, me lover. :luvbed:

I bleedin hope so, me lover. :luvbed:

Calzaghe and Hatton will win and us Brits will have two fighters in the top 5 ( arguably top 3 ) P4P. **** me, the Yanks will not be pleased.

Calzaghe and Hatton will win and us Brits will have two fighters in the top 5 ( arguably top 3 ) P4P. **** me, the Yanks will not be pleased.

They will remain in denial, so they will. Ready yerself for a mass of threads;

"PBF was overated" "Kessler is a bum" "Hatton hugged his way to win" etc etc

McFadden, darling.

It was a screamer from 30+ yards out.

Did you see his goal against Lithuania at the weekend?

I did laddie. Twas a mighty fine goal. The wee lad has been doing well recently.

I hope yer right about Hatton me love. I have me full faith in Calzaghe, but Hatton I'm not so sure of. I'll be praying to Alan that he does the business though.

Calzaghe will do the business. Hatton is in the most need of Alan's support.

I did laddie. Twas a mighty fine goal. The wee lad has been doing well recently.

I hope yer right about Hatton me love. I have me full faith in Calzaghe, but Hatton I'm not so sure of. I'll be praying to Alan that he does the business though.

Aye, i hope Moyes has finally seen sense and plays him game in game out now.

Calzaghe will whoop Kessler. Hatton and Floyd will be closer, but Ricky gets the win, darling, and dedicates it to his local chippy.

Hoff, I dedicate our song to Alan in return for his Hatton support. Take a can and sing with us;

We three bum boys of boxingscene are;
One on a motorbike;
One in a car;
One on a scooter;
Heading to hooters;
The other smoking laddie's big cigar;

Oh, star of wonder;
Star of light;
Take us to the pub tonight;
We love the bum love;
We love the beer;
For that we bleeding roar and; cheer..........so we do.

Aye, i hope Moyes has finally seen sense and plays him game in game out now.

Calzaghe will whoop Kessler. Hatton and Floyd will be closer, but Ricky gets the win, darling, and dedicates it to his local chippy.

I hope so laddie, those greek fellas in his chippy deserve the credit for those fine chips, pies, fish and battered sausages that they churn out.

Hoff, I dedicate our song to Alan in return for his Hatton support. Take a can and sing with us;

We three bum boys of boxingscene are;
One on a motorbike;
One in a car;
One on a scooter;
Heading to hooters;
The other smoking laddie's big cigar;

Oh, star of wonder;
Star of light;
Take us to the pub tonight;
We love the bum love;
We love the beer;
For that we bleeding roar and; cheer..........so we do.

A fine dedication my love.

I'm going to write a new song soon, it's called 'The power of bum love'. Marty McFly sang a version of me tune on back to the future.

A fine dedication my love.

I'm going to write a new song soon, it's called 'The power of bum love'. Marty McFly sang a version of me tune on back to the future.

I'll be sure to learn it and recite it with pride so I will, babes.

whos alt is trouser snake?

I'll be sure to learn it and recite it with pride so I will, babes.
Here's to bum love, beer, banter and a hatton win :beerchug:

whos alt is trouser snake?

The naz fan twat.

"The Power of Bum Love" sounds like an instant classic.

"The Power of Bum Love" sounds like an instant classic.

Here's the first couple of lines laddie:

The power of love is a curious thing
Make Versy weep, make me and laddie sing

Here's the first couple of lines laddie:

The power of love is a curious thing
Make Versy weep, make me and laddie sing

This is gonna be a cuntin' cracker.

good night limeys.

Later chaps. bed time.

Goodnight fellas :luvbed:

Me tongue yearns to sing yer latest creation, me lover.

Me tongue yearns to sing yer latest creation, me lover.

Hold on darling, I'm on the case.

Oh, Margey. You have been a naughty girl.

Oh, Margey. You have been a naughty girl.

What have I done now darling? :puppy_dog

Spank me anyway, I'm in the mood for a bit of rough.

What have I done now darling? :puppy_dog

Spank me anyway, I'm in the mood for a bit of rough.

I hear you have been courting young fellas and then running off with all their money, leaving them broke and on the verge of suicide.

A right little Black Widow you are.

I hear you have been courting young fellas and then running off with all their money, leaving them broke and on the verge of suicide.

A right little Black Widow you are.

Well, there was this one fella, EliteSoldier was his name. I took him for a tidy sum, but he's easily taken in. The lad was besotted with Tabatha, and I caught him at a vulnerable moment. 43k I got him for, and all the lad wanted was to cop a feel.

That'll teach him.

CharlesJay also got seduced and fleeced. The dirty old perv!

LOL.

That'll teach the cunts!

LOL.

That'll teach the cunts!

I'm glad that EliteSoldier got taken for a few points. You should see the things he said to me via pm. It would make you blush laddie.

I'm glad that EliteSoldier got taken for a few points. You should see the things he said to me via pm. It would make you blush laddie.

I'll talk to the Hoff and see if he can arrange for the Banter Zombie to rough him up a little. No lady deserves to be spoken to by such an unsavoury character like EliteSoldier.

He may take a while getting there as he moves quite slow though. I'm still waiting on me bastard road block.

I'll talk to the Hoff and see if he can arrange for the Banter Zombie to rough him up a little. No lady deserves to be spoken to by such an unsavoury character like EliteSoldier.

He may take a while getting there as he moves quite slow though. I'm still waiting on me bastard road block.

You are a gentleman Mr. Lad :flirt:

A lot of boys on here tried to talk dirty and say rude things to me. I got so shocked :eek:

I blame that player kingdosia, he called me a tease and a hoe you know, the foul big headed brute!

Ayup Tabatha love! fancy comin' round back of t'coal shed and lettin me scuttle thee fo' 10 minutes?

Ayup Tabatha love! fancy comin' round back of t'coal shed and lettin me scuttle thee fo' 10 minutes?

Now thats the banter of a real man!

Hoff, here is McFadden's goal from last night. Just in case you missed it, darling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXHtgJy7wA4

Hoff, here is McFadden's goal from last night. Just in case you missed it, darling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXHtgJy7wA4

****in 'ell, he cracked that one eh laddie. Them frogs looked none too pleased.

****in 'ell, he cracked that one eh laddie. Them frogs looked none too pleased.

Serves them sour white flag waving bastards right. Faddy dished out a right good dose of FA FA VOOM.

Quality pwnage.

Serves them sour white flag waving bastards right. Faddy dished out a right good dose of FA FA VOOM.

Quality pwnage.

That he did. Was Thierry playing? I bet he had a right moan after that game. Fancy Faddy stealing his fa fa voom, he must be gutted.

I ate a dodgy kebab tonight. Heres to yet another night on the ****ter... :nonono:

I ate a dodgy kebab tonight. Heres to yet another night on the ****ter... :nonono:

Jesus, Mary and Frank Skinner loving Joseph! You'll have to get a tv put in yer bathroom and take a laptop in with yer southpaw, yer spending all yer time on the ****ter these days.

I feel for yer darling.

I ate a dodgy kebab tonight. Heres to yet another night on the ****ter... :nonono:

Want me to come round, hold yer hand and help you through the terrible ordeal, babes?

That he did. Was Thierry playing? I bet he had a right moan after that game. Fancy Faddy stealing his fa fa voom, he must be gutted.

Thierry was on the field, darling. He didn't do much playing though.

Do you think Faddy will start making adverts for Renault now?

Jesus, Mary and Frank Skinner loving Joseph! You'll have to get a tv put in yer bathroom and take a laptop in with yer southpaw, yer spending all yer time on the ****ter these days.

I feel for yer darling.


I'm losing faith in all these eastern chappies who feed me for most of the week, me lover. One more night like this and I'm gonna get into Italian food...

Want me to come round, hold yer hand and help you through the terrible ordeal, babes?

A trousersnake like yours will come in handy right about now, babes.

What's up my fellow Brits?

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this aint mjs give away lol

this aint mjs give away lol

I was gonna say that.

this aint mjs give away lol
No-ones posting here.

Make some noise for the Tartan Army bum boys.

Celtic 5 Inverness 0
Hearts 4 Rangers 2

LOL!

Make some noise for the Tartan Army bum boys.

Celtic 5 Inverness 0
Hearts 4 Rangers 2

LOL!


Would yer like to celebrate with some bum fun, Laddie? :hitit:

Would yer like to celebrate with some bum fun, Laddie? :hitit:

Indeed i would, sexy.

Bend over, Southpaw.

Indeed i would, sexy.

Bend over, Southpaw.

:booty: am ere' babes :luvbed:

Thanks, Southpaw. That was just what the Doctor ordered.

Thanks, Southpaw. That was just what the Doctor ordered.


Any time, Laddie. Any time. :kiss:

Any time, Laddie. Any time. :kiss:

Time to return the favour.... open up and say "AAH" :luvbed:

Time to return the favour.... open up and say "AAH" :luvbed:

Lord Alan, for what i am about to recieve I shall be eternally grateful :luvbed:

Alan Akbar!

co tu kurwa jest!?!?!?

shout that at your newly found Polish immigrant workmates.

It means "what the **** is that!?!" Do it and undermine there work.

It pisses them off.

pronounce it "co two corova yest"

Lord Alan, for what i am about to recieve I shall be eternally grateful :luvbed:

Alan Akbar!

Southpaw, I'll be updating the Tweedy thread just for you.

Southpaw, I'll be updating the Tweedy thread just for you.

Yer a diamond, Laddie.

I will be sure to check it out, so I will.

Shabba dabba dee! shabba dabba doo!

Mickey, send me some **** shots and i'll start up a "MickeyB Appreciation" thread.

how do you mean **** shots?!

I'll send you anything you want, you north of the border bad boy!

how do you mean **** shots?!

I'll send you anything you want, you north of the border bad boy!

Pictures of your trousesnake, shot from various angles.

http://www.oogleman.com/black/black_****2.jpg

............awaits ban for gratutious shot of ****** todge.

Southpaw, me liver is ****in' killing me. I may have finally killed the poor bastard off for good.

If Lord Alan - in his infinite wisdom - has decided it's time for me to leave this mortal shell - then know that I'll be watching you and the Hoff from those lofty heights, as i sit beside the feet of the father.

Alan Akbar!

That's the ticket, Mickey.

Thread coming up....

Southpaw, me liver is ****in' killing me. I may have finally killed the poor bastard off for good.

If Lord Alan - in his infinite wisdom - has decided it's time for me to leave this mortal shell - then know that I'll be watching you and the Hoff from those lofty heights, as i sit beside the feet of the father.

Alan Akbar!


Don't be talkin that way, Laddie. Yer liver and life span are infinate so they, as is my trousersnake.

Let's hope so.

Sitting up in heaven with Alan would be an honour and a privilege, but i would miss your sensuous touch.

what a waster, what a ****ing waster, you've pissed it all up the wall - mind y bleedin own ya two bob cunt.

what a divvy, what a ****ing div...

Let's hope so.

Sitting up in heaven with Alan would be an honour and a privilege, but i would miss your sensuous touch.


The liver pain is Alan's way of telling yer to cut down on the beer and double up on the bum fun.

Laddie, lets not be having any of this 2nd to nonce talk from you. Yer liver is stronger than that so it is.

Laddie, lets not be having any of this 2nd to nonce talk from you. Yer liver is stronger than that so it is.

A moment of madness, Hoff.

My liver will live to drink again.

A moment of madness, Hoff.

My liver will live to drink again.

Thats the spirit, Laddie.

Alan Akbar!

A moment of madness, Hoff.

My liver will live to drink again.

That's the spirit darling. Frank will be proud of you :beerchug:

I trust yer drinking yer bodyweight in Frank Gallaghers poison tonight, babes?

I trust yer drinking yer bodyweight in Frank Gallaghers poison tonight, babes?

Me darling? I've not long been in but I'm having a go.

Me darling? I've not long been in but I'm having a go.

I know you will make us proud, babes. I'm surroundered by empty cans at the minute. They usually send a special recycle truck every fortnight just to deal with the vast amount of cans I leave out.

:beerchug:

http://media.putfile.com/celtic-v-invernes

http://media.putfile.com/celtic-v-invernes

I've been drinking a lot of Irn Bru these past few days, Laddie. Bless you Scots for that wonderful invention!

I've been drinking a lot of Irn Bru these past few days, Laddie. Bless you Scots for that wonderful invention!

Can you feel it's magical properties surging through your body, blessing your every orifice with it's heavenly essence?

Can you feel it's magical properties surging through your body, blessing your every orifice with it's heavenly essence?

That I can, Laddie.

100 years of "bru-ing" experience lies within this bronze liquid. Bless yer ancestors, Laddie!

That I can, Laddie.

100 years of "bru-ing" experience lies within this bronze liquid. Bless yer ancestors, Laddie!

The Yanks refuse to sell it because we won't give up the secret recipe.

Talk about a bunch of cunts.

The Yanks refuse to sell it because we won't give up the secret recipe.

Talk about a bunch of cunts.

Well they don't deserve such goodness, so they don't.

Well they don't deserve such goodness, so they don't.

Aye, they can stick to their light beer and hot dogs and sit through 3 hours of a baseball game.

Cunts.

Aye, they can stick to their light beer and hot dogs and sit through 3 hours of a baseball game.

Cunts.

Indeed, Laddie.

Fishing is a popular sport to watch on TV over there. Probably the only sport that requires more stamina to watch than participate.

fat lazy cunts.

I enjoy fishing, but i could never sit and watch it on the TV.

I enjoy fishing, but i could never sit and watch it on the TV.


I got nothing against an honest fish, Laddie. I also enjoy a nice afternoon nap, but I'll be damned if I am gonna watch any of it on the box.

Speaking of which, why are there so many cookery related programs on at the minute. It ****in befuddles me how every channel thinks the nation yearns to watch cunts cooking. The country has gone mad, so it has.

I got nothing against an honest fish, Laddie. I also enjoy a nice afternoon nap, but I'll be damned if I am gonna watch any of it on the box.

Speaking of which, why are there so many cookery related programs on at the minute. It ****in befuddles me how every channel thinks the nation yearns to watch cunts cooking. The country has gone mad, so it has.

Correct on all points, darling.

Southpaw for Prime Minister.

Correct on all points, darling.

Southpaw for Prime Minister.

I could do the job a lot better than that boring cunt at the minute. I thought all scots were exciting lads who enjoy a morning tipple. **** Gordon Brown and that other twat Cameron. I want to give that cunt a right good slapping, so I do!

I could do the job a lot better than that boring cunt at the minute. I thought all scots were exciting lads who enjoy a morning tipple. **** Gordon Brown and that other twat Cameron. I want to give that cunt a right good slapping, so I do!

That Cameron does have a face that you wanna slap seven shades of purple, doesn't he?

That Cameron does have a face that you wanna slap seven shades of purple, doesn't he?

He says listening to rap music and playing video games encourages violence. I say looking at his ****in face gets me pumped up, so it does. :boxing:

He says listening to rap music and playing video games encourages violence. I say looking at his ****in face gets me pumped up, so it does. :boxing:

Aye, if he wants to ban Video games and Rap music then he has to ban his own face as well. It's only fair.

Anyone here like Coldplay?

Aye, if he wants to ban Video games and Rap music then he has to ban his own face as well. It's only fair.

Yer missing good ol' Ally on A Question of sport, Laddie?

First and only post ever in here; I'm afraid to read this ****, and was just looking for a link to Hoffy's profile.

You gaylords