WTF!! NOOOO! i'm 18001!! :(!!!

no you 18,000 mate

On mine i'm not...something mother****ing crazy is going on here.

On mine i'm not...something mother****ing crazy is going on here.

this post im typing now say 18,004 but in the limey louge it says only 18,003 have been posted

Anyone here? Anyone of my buddies still post here anymore???

I'f no-one posts here soon then I'm off.

I'm off now so goodnight.

I'm off now so goodnight.

Goodnight me boy.

Come on guys when are we going to beat the pinoys at this pace? More posting!

last time i had a posting outburst hoff got in a strop with me

Cmon Hoffy commiserations but pay up my friend!!!

Soft free kick though! Although the goal was magnificent!

should never have been a free kick absolutly shocking decision

Cmon Hoffy commiserations but pay up my friend!!!

Soft free kick though! Although the goal was magnificent!

10k paid Micky.

I'm gutted so I am.

What has happened to the daily chats here with OASIS_LAD, boxstarr, fiesty etc. Come on guys post here...

should never have been a free kick absolutly shocking decision

Agreed Jimmy, Gerrard almost bullied the ref into giving it!

Great strike though, Liverpool once again should have put the game to bed much earlier, we had about four or five clear chances but it was a decent game.

Glad I got Setanta now!

Anyone here...? Hello...?

Anyone here...? Hello...?


bleedin heck, chill out and av a beer!

bleedin heck, chill out and av a beer!
Sorry but I don't drink alcahol.

Hello............

Hello............

Alright Dye, how are yer son?

Alright Dye, how are yer son?

shall we let out some of our repressed lust on dye, me darlin?

shall we let out some of our repressed lust on dye, me darlin?

Might as well darling, we cant just hold all this David Seaman in now can we. Let's shower Dye with our love :bukkake:

Might as well darling, we cant just hold all this David Seaman in now can we. Let's shower Dye with our love :bukkake:

This ones dedicated to me Laddie

:bukkake:

This ones dedicated to me Laddie

:bukkake:

I drop me trousers in laddies honour tonight. If he was here he'd surely take advantage, but alas, tonight it's just down to you southpaw me darling :moon:

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"There has been a murderrrrrr" so there has

Alright I'm outta here see you guys later.

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Columbo>Hercule any day of the week

Hey up guys, still no sign of Laddie?

BTW there seems to be an influx of ****s frequenting the Limey Lounge of late, thoughts?

Hey up guys, still no sign of Laddie?

BTW there seems to be an influx of ****s frequenting the Limey Lounge of late, thoughts?

they need to be Exiled

Hey up guys, still no sign of Laddie?

BTW there seems to be an influx of ****s frequenting the Limey Lounge of late, thoughts?


Still no sign of our sexy scot. :puppy_dog


And the Hoff and I shall clear away any David Seaman that these ****s leave.

Still no sign of our sexy scot. :puppy_dog


And the Hoff and I shall clear away any David Seaman that these ****s leave.

Hope so cos there's a chance were all going to end up with a dose of the clap the way its going!

night people, im out

no ones posted in here for 5 days until now.

No Laddie, no action.

No Laddie, no action.
Can't wait for him to come back. :p

i read the first post. went onto pinoy lang and then thought to myself. "no chance" lol

i read the first post. went onto pinoy lang and then thought to myself. "no chance" lol
If there's a will, there's a way.

aiiight brits lol, pretty glim at 7.10 am in north east england.......

If there's a will, there's a way.

well you best get posting :)

Hoff, i missed thee and Southpaw's sensual touch.

Hoff, i missed thee and Southpaw's sensual touch.
Hey, you still here?

Hoff, i missed thee and Southpaw's sensual touch.

were av you been?

were av you been?
If you chack the I'm missing you thread made by The Hoff, you'd see that he is actually been camping around Scotland.

Hoff, i missed thee and Southpaw's sensual touch.

Laddie get yer trousersnake over er now! Hoff and I have been having kittens during your unsexy absense.

Laddie get yer trousersnake over er now! Hoff and I have been having kittens during your unsexy absense.

Fondle me, babes.

Fondle me, babes.


come ere laddie :luvbed:

the second i saw you post i dashed out and got some cans in. I made a vow to not drink until you returned and i stuck to it like a good ****in bum boy, so i did. although i'm getting pissed tonight, babes.

come ere laddie :luvbed:

the second i saw you post i dashed out and got some cans in. I made a vow to not drink until you returned and i stuck to it like a good ****in bum boy, so i did. although i'm getting pissed tonight, babes.

Let's get pissed, my love. :luvbed:

Let's get pissed, my love. :luvbed:
How are you?

How are you?

Long time no see.

I'm fine.... how are you?

Long time no see.

I'm fine.... how are you?
Good I guess.

Hey what happened to everyone?

Boxstarr, Boxclever, Barry... Have they left?

Good I guess.

Hey what happened to everyone?

Boxstarr, Boxclever, Barry... Have they left?

They all left, i think.

They all left, i think.
Well that sucks...

This lounge is quiet without them. The only reason why people post here now is to talk about football.
It's never gonna be the same as it was last year...:(

Long time no see.

I'm fine.... how are you?


I'm gonna down a few cans in your honour, babes :beerchug:

I'm gonna down a few cans in your honour, babes :beerchug:

I'll down me second bottle of wine in your name, babes.

LADDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed you!!!!!!!

And i was worried!!

Dont do that agian.

LADDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed you!!!!!!!

And i was worried!!

Dont do that agian.

How are you?

Ah, when I look at some old threads here I get some good memories.
Good times, good times.

Ah, when I look at some old threads here I get some good memories.
Good times, good times.

They were good times, sure. But now they are sexy times since we have the Hoff. Also we were living in ignorance as we had not accepted Alan as our one true God.

They were good times, sure. But now they are sexy times since we have the Hoff. Also we were living in ignorance as we had not accepted Alan as our one true God.

All is well now though. Alan does not hold grudges, and accepts all bum boys into the fold at whatever stage they choose to join the holy orgy.

The holy path is open to all :moon: and all new converts shall be sprayed with the holy juice and declared to be a true follower of Alan :bukkake:

Rejoice and reject sobriety, for Laddie is amongst us once more :beerchug:

Alan Akbar!

They were good times, sure. But now they are sexy times since we have the Hoff. Also we were living in ignorance as we had not accepted Alan as our one true God.
We need to rejuvinate this lounge. It's almost dead.

Come on people think of some good threads.

We need to rejuvinate this lounge. It's almost dead.

Come on people think of some good threads.

trust me it's no where near of sucking it's last trousersnake. If you care to look back at the pages of orgies I, the Hoff and Laddie have had every night.

trust me it's no where near of sucking it's last trousersnake. If you care to look back at the pages of orgies I, the Hoff and Laddie have had every night.
Yeah, but if you look back more you see the classic threads here. Made by Boxstarr, Boxclever, Barry etc.

Yeah, but if you look back more you see the classic threads here. Made by Boxstarr, Boxclever, Barry etc.

Meh, times change. Boxclever appears every couple of months, perhaps on her next visit you can convince her to stay?

Meh, times change. Boxclever appears every couple of months, perhaps on her next visit you can convince her to stay?
I'll try if you want...

I'll try if you want...

Then maybe the good times shall return.

both you and Laddie have returned to us, so you have.

Then maybe the good times shall return.

both you and Laddie have returned to us, so you have.
But we really need Boxstarr to come back. He was the one who made this whole lounge.

Alright I'm off. See you guys tomorrow...:wave:

Alright I'm off. See you guys tomorrow...:wave:

caio.

I've ad ten cans so far laddie, all in your honour :beerchug:

How are you?

sick.........................

To drink or not to drink... that is the question.

To drink or not to drink... that is the question.

Beer's off the agenda for me for a while. Said some nasty **** to my girlfriend at a party on thursday night, and we nearly split up.

****, I'm a tosser :(

Beer's off the agenda for me for a while. Said some nasty **** to my girlfriend at a party on thursday night, and we nearly split up.

****, I'm a tosser :(


If she refuses to swallow you can say whatever the hell you want to her.


And Laddie I am drinking all the way!

If she refuses to swallow you can say whatever the hell you want to her.


And Laddie I am drinking all the way!

Good man. You know it makes sense.

If she refuses to swallow you can say whatever the hell you want to her.


And Laddie I am drinking all the way!

;) Very true.

Good man. You know it makes sense.

I think I'll have a curry tonight to celebrate your return.

I think I'll have a curry tonight to celebrate your return.

Anything particular?

Anything particular?

has to be a vindaloo Laddie, just has to be.

already got me lager in so it makes it even more special :luvbed:

John McClane > teh rest.

John McClane > teh rest.

I bleedin love Die Hard so I do. I love it even more than the vindaloo I just consumed.

I bleedin love Die Hard so I do. I love it even more than the vindaloo I just consumed.

I got the Collector's edition boxset from Ebay for a snazzy £15.

I got the Collector's edition boxset from Ebay for a snazzy £15.


yeah I got the box set last year for ten quid at HMV, bloody good sale. Haven't seen the new one though, have you yet Laddie?

yeah I got the box set last year for ten quid at HMV, bloody good sale. Haven't seen the new one though, have you yet Laddie?

Not yet.

They should have stopped at two.

Not yet.

They should have stopped at two.

I prefered 3 to 2. Perhaps Jeremy Iron's sexy voice played a small part in that though...

I prefered 3 to 2. Perhaps Jeremy Iron's sexy voice played a small part in that though...

Hans Gruber > teh rest.

Hans Gruber > teh rest.

Damn cuntin right there, Laddie. Alan Rickman is definatly my favourite terrorist of all time. And believe me, everyone needs a faovurite terrorist.

Damn cuntin right there, Laddie. Alan Rickman is definatly my favourite terrorist of all time. And believe me, everyone needs a faovurite terrorist.

"What was it you said to me earlier? yippee kayay, mother****er"

Classic.

"What was it you said to me earlier? yippee kayay, mother****er"

Classic.#


followed by bouts of laughter and then being shot, with a lovely fall out of a 29th story window just to top it all off. you can't beat it, so you can't.

#


followed by bouts of laughter and then being shot, with a lovely fall out of a 29th story window just to top it all off. you can't beat it, so you can't.

Prime Bruce = underrated sexiness.

Prime Bruce = underrated sexiness.

Does the vest do it for you, Laddie?

Does the vest do it for you, Laddie?

Indeed it does.

Bruce in a vest is almost as astonishing as the Hoff at chess.

Indeed it does.

Bruce in a vest is almost as astonishing as the Hoff at chess.

They are true role models for the next generation of limey bum boys, so they are.

We need Hoffy tonight.

We need Hoffy tonight.

Hopefully the Hoff shall join us later.

Good evening brother bum boys. I think I'm gonna phone for a pizza. I've already got me cans in.

Die Hard 4 is most cunting excellent btw. I advise you fellas to go see it forthwith. Ol' Bruce has still got it.

Hoff, my love.

Hoff, my love.

Laddie me darling, you are returned to us. It's such a cunting relief I tell yer. Me and southpaw were a right pair of worried bum boys.

Did yer have a bloody good time?

Good evening brother bum boys. I think I'm gonna phone for a pizza. I've already got me cans in.

Die Hard 4 is most cunting excellent btw. I advise you fellas to go see it forthwith. Ol' Bruce has still got it.


I'll get the DVD, so I shall.

I'll get the DVD, so I shall.

A wise choice me darling.

I've just ordered a tandoori chicken pizza and some onion rings. Munchtastic eh!

A wise choice me darling.

I've just ordered a tandoori chicken pizza and some onion rings. Munchtastic eh!

I had a bleedin good vindaloo earlier and currently I'm dowining many a can of larger. Life couldn't be better.

I had a bleedin good vindaloo earlier and currently I'm dowining many a can of larger. Life couldn't be better.

Curry, beer and bum love. It's a mighty fine combination so it is.

Curry, beer and bum love. It's a mighty fine combination so it is.

Only made better by watching Die Hard at the same time.

Hey, anyone here???

Hey, anyone here???
I'm looging out now, since there is not much happening here.

See you tomorrow.

Laddie me darling, you are returned to us. It's such a cunting relief I tell yer. Me and southpaw were a right pair of worried bum boys.

Did yer have a bloody good time?

I had a cuntin' good time.

I had a cuntin' good time.


plenty of drinkin involved laddie?

plenty of drinkin involved laddie?

Why of course.

I wouldn't have it any other way. :luvbed:

Why of course.

I wouldn't have it any other way. :luvbed:

yer a good bloke, laddie :luvbed:

me cans are almost all gone so i'll be leavin you soon.

yer a good bloke, laddie :luvbed:

me cans are almost all gone so i'll be leavin you soon.

You need your beauty sleep, my love.

You need your beauty sleep, my love.

thats me finished for the night. goodnight, babes :luvbed:

Im back mother ****ers!!

been away for 2 weeks. what have i missed???

Im back mother ****ers!!

been away for 2 weeks. what have i missed???

We're at war with the French!!!... or more to the point the Quebecois bastard whose representing them!!

Im back mother ****ers!!

been away for 2 weeks. what have i missed???

**** all really ....

Come on guys, keep me entertained while I'm at work :(

I saw that you Potters were unlucky against Southampton was it?

I saw it on the Championship this morning Msa. It was the chosen game this week.

I tell you what - why did they have extended highlights of the Sheff Utd game, when it had actually been on the television at the weekend! Astonishing the stupidity of ITV.

Wednesday lost...again :(! We were 2-0 up and Charlton came back and ****ed us 3-2! Jesus christ, SWFC can't hold there own piss at the moment, never mind hold the team together towards victory.

I saw that you Potters were unlucky against Southampton was it?

I saw it on the Championship this morning Msa. It was the chosen game this week.

I tell you what - why did they have extended highlights of the Sheff Utd game, when it had actually been on the television at the weekend! Astonishing the stupidity of ITV.

Wednesday lost...again :(! We were 2-0 up and Charlton came back and ****ed us 3-2! Jesus christ, SWFC can't hold there own piss at the moment, never mind hold the team together towards victory.


Gutted, I'm really hoping you guys make it to the play-offs!

I saw that you Potters were unlucky against Southampton was it?

I saw it on the Championship this morning Msa. It was the chosen game this week.

I tell you what - why did they have extended highlights of the Sheff Utd game, when it had actually been on the television at the weekend! Astonishing the stupidity of ITV.

Wednesday lost...again :(! We were 2-0 up and Charlton came back and ****ed us 3-2! Jesus christ, SWFC can't hold there own piss at the moment, never mind hold the team together towards victory.


its still only early days .... hopefully we make the playoffs

its still only early days .... hopefully we make the playoffs

I think yous'll just miss out on play-offs but gain a top half finish.

I think yous'll just miss out on play-offs but gain a top half finish.

Where do you see Liverpool finishing Raging?

Hello, guys.

What's up, babes?

What's up, babes?
If you're talking to me then nothing much. Theres not much happening in the other lounges.

We're gonna rock around the clock tonight, we're gonna rock rock rock til broad daylight, we're gonna rock gonna rock around the clock tonight.

We're gonna rock around the clock tonight, we're gonna rock rock rock til broad daylight, we're gonna rock gonna rock around the clock tonight.
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock rock...

Found one of my Dads old LP's. Billy Hayley and the comets, classic.

Ah! the days when rock and rollers could be bald and fat.

Ah! the days when rock and rollers could be bald and fat.
lol....The good old days. :banana:

Ah! the days when rock and rollers could be bald and fat.

We won't see the like of them days again, so we won't. The talent - looks ratio has completely altered.

what has happened to half the people who were limey member1/2 of them don't post anymore

We won't see the like of them days again, so we won't. The talent - looks ratio has completely altered.

Yeah, it's Pretty boy looks = 10.... talent = 0.

You got a record deal in them days based on pure talent.

Yeah, it's Pretty boy looks = 10.... talent = 0.

You got a record deal in them days based on pure talent.

Indeed, Buddy Holly wouldn't get anywhere today.

Indeed, Buddy Holly wouldn't get anywhere today.

Cuntin' scandalous.

Cuntin' scandalous.

you drinking tonight, babes?

I got me cans in, darling.

I got me cans in, darling.


You know it makes sense, me lover. A day without drink is like a pie without pastry.

You know it makes sense, me lover. A day without drink is like a pie without pastry.

A sober Laddie just ain't gonna happen.

Lord alan, deliver us from sobriety.
For alcohol is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

Lord alan, deliver us from sobriety.
For alcohol is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

I'd attend one of your sermons on Lord Alan, Hoff.

I'd attend one of your sermons on Lord Alan, Hoff.

Did yer like me prayers that i said for yer when you were gone laddie?

Did yer like me prayers that i said for yer when you were gone laddie?

Indeed i did.

They moved me.

Indeed i did.

They moved me.

As your sexiness moves my trousersnake to reach upwards into the skies.

That trousersnake in your trousers would soon rival the Indonesian towers as you glanced upon my sexy Scottish body.

That trousersnake in your trousers would soon rival the Indonesian towers as you glanced upon my sexy Scottish body.

Laddie, I've a confession. It was my trousersnake that poked those craters in the moon. I was just so excited.

...and cunts thought that the craters were from meteors and such like...HA!

Laddie, I've a confession. It was my trousersnake that poked those craters in the moon. I was just so excited.

...and cunts thought that the craters were from meteors and such like...HA!

Science has a lot to learn, Hoff.

I'm guessing you're to blame for poking all those super-massive black holes into the Universe's sexy skin?

Science has a lot to learn, Hoff.

I'm guessing you're to blame for poking all those super-massive black holes into the Universe's sexy skin?

I was keeping it quiet laddie, but i guess I've been rumbled now. The gaff's up, these science fella's will find out about the power of me trousersnake sooner or later.

I was keeping it quiet laddie, but i guess I've been rumbled now. The gaff's up, these science fella's will find out about the power of me trousersnake sooner or later.

I suppose the Dosia's head was a well thought out alibi, was it?

The poor bastard has suffered months of persecution.

I suppose the Dosia's head was a well thought out alibi, was it?

The poor bastard has suffered months of persecution.

The dosia, unlike the universe, has got thick skin, and can take a lot of punishment before it all gets too much for him. When it does start to affect him beware though. You'll know when he's lost the plot, as he starts rapping and calls every cunt a hoe. Those are the warning signs darling; keep an eye out eh. The dosia is a strong lad, he's fought the banter zombie and lived to tell the tale.

The dosia, unlike the universe, has got thick skin, and can take a lot of punishment before it all gets too much for him. When it does start to affect him beware though. You'll know when he's lost the plot, as he starts rapping and calls every cunt a hoe. Those are the warning signs darling; keep an eye out eh. The dosia is a strong lad, he's fought the banter zombie and lived to tell the tale.

I'll still be using his head as a road block.

I'll still be using his head as a road block.

A wise move. Are those boy racers still giving yer trouble then?

A wise move. Are those boy racers still giving yer trouble then?

A bleedin' nightmare.

I might purchase a gun on the black market and just let a couple of clips rip, next time one of them cunts revs their engine in the middle of the night.

A bleedin' nightmare.

I might purchase a gun on the black market and just let a couple of clips rip, next time one of them cunts revs their engine in the middle of the night.

Buy a paintgun and aim at their boyracermobiles. That'll send the cunts packing.

Buy a paintgun and aim at their boyracermobiles. That'll send the cunts packing.

For the good of this nation, i'm better killing them outright.

For the good of this nation, i'm better killing them outright.

I'll start the 'Free Laddie' campaign now then. Get in early eh, by the time you get arrested we'll already have got you a pardon.

Make an example of em laddie. Tis the only way to do it.

I'll cap the first one in your honour, babes.

I'll be there to support yer laddie. Bum boy brothers against the world, so we are. Crackin heads and looking sexy at the same time. Our trousersnakes alone would send their motors in motion.

I'll cap the first one in your honour, babes.

Yer a star laddie. Get him with a head shot right between the eyes. Forget Marky Mark in 'the shooter', you're the man laddie. I always knew you were an expert marksman, just by the way you shot your love gun.

Me > a prime Martin Riggs

Me > a prime Martin Riggs

Let me get me hands on yer lethal weapon :luvbed:

Let me get me hands on yer lethal weapon :luvbed:

Be careful, the safety's off and i could release at any moment.

Be careful, the safety's off and i could release at any moment.

Shall we do a drive by laddie?

Shall we do a drive by laddie?

Yes, let's.

A proper old fashioned drive by. :luvbed:

Yes, let's.

A proper old fashioned drive by. :luvbed:

Lets light up the block laddie. We ought to spray all these mofos with our David Seaman.

Lets light up the block laddie. We ought to spray all these mofos with our David Seaman.

I'll hold the car steady and you give a group of chavs a right hosing down.

I'll hold the car steady and you give a group of chavs a right hosing down.

I'll soak them and their chavmobiles. God forbid if they have the sun roof open and their windows closed, it'll pour in and drown them in their vehicles.

I'll soak them and their chavmobiles. God forbid if they have the sun roof open and their windows closed, it'll pour in and drown them in their vehicles.

We can hope, Hoff.

Off to bed chaps. Enjoy your bank holiday weekend. Chin chin! Best of British.

Off to bed chaps. Enjoy your bank holiday weekend. Chin chin! Best of British.

Tally ho Micky! Tally cunting ho!

I might stick Die Hard on and fall asleep to the sound of McClane's sexy voice.

"Welcome to the party, pal"

I might stick Die Hard on and fall asleep to the sound of McClane's sexy voice.

"Welcome to the party, pal"

That sounds like a mighty sexy way to nod off Laddie.

That sounds like a mighty sexy way to nod off Laddie.

It's either that or a book and i don't have the energy to concentrate on a novel.

I wish i was one of those cunts that just puts the glasses on the side drawer, turns off the light and is in the land of nod faster than you can say "Concorde"

It's either that or a book and i don't have the energy to concentrate on a novel.

I wish i was one of those cunts that just puts the glasses on the side drawer, turns off the light and is in the land of nod faster than you can say "Concorde"

You could always take the matt route: wank yerself into unconsciousness.

Yer sore trousersnake might not thank you in the morning though.

Or listen to a few Forever Misled speeches, nah... **** that. That's torture.

Or listen to a few Forever Misled speeches, nah... **** that. That's torture.

I'd rather stick me trousersnake in a blender than listen to a Forever Misled speech.

I'd rather stick me trousersnake in a blender than listen to a Forever Misled speech.

There is probably some alternate reality where people like Forever boring give the speeches and people like Martin Luther King post on the internet.

**** the poor astronaut that gets sent into outer space and mistakingly goes through a wormhole only to land on that godforsaken planet.

There is probably some alternate reality where people like Forever boring give the speeches and people like Martin Luther King post on the internet.

**** the poor astronaut that gets sent into outer space and mistakingly goes through a wormhole only to land on that godforsaken planet.

They need to find God, Alan would save them from if they just put their faith in him and his trowel. No cunt should have to endure a forever boring speech. Not even aliens. They deserve better.

Too bloody right.

Hoff, i'm off to bed, my love.

Kisses....

Too bloody right.

Hoff, i'm off to bed, my love.

Kisses....

Me too darling. Goodnight.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

oi oi, anyone about?

anyone awake...... sunrise.

bloody hell, went round to the chippy ealrier, forgot it was a bank holiday. What a ****in liberty!

bloody hell, went round to the chippy ealrier, forgot it was a bank holiday. What a ****in liberty!

They're having a giraffe Southpaw. It just aint on.

They're having a giraffe Southpaw. It just aint on.

Well I ain't havin no laugh. although the pot noodle weren't so bad, so it wasn't.

A big greasy fish supper would go down a cuntin' treat right about now.

A big greasy fish supper would go down a cuntin' treat right about now.

Have you seen anger management laddie? It's on tonight and I'm thinking of giving it a try. Jack is a god to me.

Indeed i have.

It's a decent comedy flick, with John Turturro stealing the show.

Indeed i have.

It's a decent comedy flick, with John Turturro stealing the show.

In that case I shall watch it, me lover. To drink and to laugh at the same time is a gift sent to us by lord Alan.

I'm off out now, babes. Shag yer later.

Alan Akbar.

Alan Akbar!

Better dead than red.

Did you know you can see who rated you?

Yes. Have i rated you yet?

Yes. Have i rated you yet?
No, of the 10 people who've rated me, 9 have given me a 5 star rating and 1 a 1 star rating.

Can some ask that cuntin Hoffstra if I can have my brain and heart back, he's harvested me so he has.

Can some ask that cuntin Hoffstra if I can have my brain and heart back, he's harvested me so he has.

No but you can take what ever you want out of this lifesize R-Kelly doll.

http://www.zoilus.com/documents/RKellyManq.jpg


Msagrain gave it to me, he had it in his room, purely for a sparring partner in rap battling.

I feared the worst as i scrolled down that picture.

Southpaw, Chinatown is on now.

Fan-****ing-tastic!

I feared the worst as i scrolled down that picture.

Southpaw, Chinatown is on now.

Fan-****ing-tastic!

damn cuntin right, Laddie. get some more cans opened immediently, me lover.

damn cuntin right, Laddie. get some more cans opened immediently, me lover.

I wish i had some cans left, me darling. I'd certainly crack one open and toast to Jack.

I wish i had some cans left, me darling. I'd certainly crack one open and toast to Jack.

I'll down an extra one for yer, babes. Both and and Jack are worth it in my mind :luvbed:

Get it down yer! and rejoice in the heavenly glory that is prime Jack.

Get it down yer! and rejoice in the heavenly glory that is prime Jack.

I'll drink another for the Hoff as well, for obvious reasons. :beerchug:

No but you can take what ever you want out of this lifesize R-Kelly doll.

http://www.zoilus.com/documents/RKellyManq.jpg


Msagrain gave it to me, he had it in his room, purely for a sparring partner in rap battling.

so generous of you. Quality replacement parts there.

What's up guys?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135840

Hey, anyone here?

jolly good day fellows.

Alrate Villain, i like you avatar. THem black people just don't stop jumping up and down.

jolly good day fellows.
You British?

Bloody hell. Terrible hangover today, I made the age old mistake of mixing me drinks, so I did.

Bloody hell. Terrible hangover today, I made the age old mistake of mixing me drinks, so I did.

Did you ****e yourself by accident?

Did you ****e yourself by accident?

not by accident. you plan it to get the day off work, so you do.

You're a wise man, Southpaw.

Bloody hell. Terrible hangover today, I made the age old mistake of mixing me drinks, so I did.

I made that very mistake on sat night. Went for a meal with the girlfriend, her sister and her sisters fella.
Sat there for hour and half with no food, so as compensation we got a free bottle of red and white wine plus 10% off bill.

Can't remember much after that, remember waking up in morning to that ****ing god awful feeling when you know you've done something bad but don't know what.

Stella plus red wine equals stroppy girlfriend the day after.

You're a wise man, Southpaw.

Indeed I am, Laddie. Where is the sexy hoff tonight? I value the time that Lord Alan sends us to spend togehter, so I do.

The Hoff is away for a few days I'm afraid.

The Hoff is away for a few days I'm afraid.


I'm sure you will keep me trousersnake occupied, me lover.

Are you drinking tonight, Laddie. I'm just not up for it tonight. :nonono:

I'm sure you will keep me trousersnake occupied, me lover.

Are you drinking tonight, Laddie. I'm just not up for it tonight. :nonono:

I'm skint, darling. :(

I'm skint, darling. :(

No Hoff and no booze. What a bleedin let down :puppy_dog

No Hoff and no booze. What a bleedin let down :puppy_dog

Tough cuntin' times, Southpaw, tough cuntin' times.

Tough cuntin' times, Southpaw, tough cuntin' times.

I might have to drink water, Laddie.. you heard me.

I might have to drink water, Laddie.. you heard me.

Be strong, Southpaw, and keep the vile substance away from your divine lips.

Be strong, Southpaw, and keep the vile substance away from your divine lips.

it's times like these where I usualy survive on your and the Hoffs love juice. You know what to do, Laddie :hitit:

it's times like these where I usualy survive on your and the Hoffs love juice. You know what to do, Laddie :hitit:

Open wide me darling, and soak in it's goodness....

Hey, OASIS you still like Lost?

Hey, OASIS you still like Lost?

I still watch it, yes.

I have just finished watching all the episodes of Heroes as well.

Open wide me darling, and soak in it's goodness....

even in soberness yer still got the touch, babes.

And Heroes rules, so it does.

I still watch it, yes.

I have just finished watching all the episodes of Heroes as well.
Heros is alright. Not as good as Prison Break or Lost though...

Heros is alright. Not as good as Prison Break or Lost though...

I haven't seen much of Prison Break.

Southpaw, you are right. Heroes is a right enjoyable romp, so it is.

Which superpower would you have?

I haven't seen much of Prison Break.

Southpaw, you are right. Heroes is a right enjoyable romp, so it is.

Which superpower would you have?


I'd be like the little chinese fella so I can stop time so I can fit in an extra few pints before work.

I'd be like the little chinese fella so I can stop time so I can fit in an extra few pints before work.

Too bloody right. :luvbed:

Do you guys play online games?

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Hey McKay!! Suck my tit you weirdo!

me central heating is busted and I am roasting away here. Can't get anyone in til monday so I better leave me windows open, so I must.

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Hey McKay!! Suck my tit you weirdo!

keep doing your job, or just being yourself.

The webmaster here thinks that if there isn't enough English people being complete pricks no others will register for the site.

keep doing your job, or just being yourself.

The webmaster here thinks that if there isn't enough English people being complete pricks no others will register for the site.

http://outeasy.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/who_anemi1.gif

Waaaah!! Shut up you ****ing baby.

http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic/uploads/Smile.jpg

Hey McKay!! Suck my tit you weirdo!

nice glasses lol

See ya guys, I'm off to Ireland fishing for a week.

See ya guys, I'm off to Ireland fishing for a week.

cya bud...

See ya guys, I'm off to Ireland fishing for a week.

have a laugh mate.

such a charming personality

you cant stay way can you, .... you love us brits really :)

Bonjourno, bum boys.

Bonjourno laddie me darling.

I just stole 100k off magicjordan. Are you proud of me?

Bonjourno laddie me darling.

I just stole 100k off magicjordan. Are you proud of me?

I'm damn proud.

How did you accomplish such a feat?

Whos Mckay?? ive been away for 3 weeks?

Is he the new cunt on the block or what?

I'm damn proud.

How did you accomplish such a feat?

I used the thief option. Guess it were just a stroke of luck laddie. I'm half Irish yer know.

Whos Mckay?? ive been away for 3 weeks?

Is he the new cunt on the block or what?
Yes.

He's an antisemitic nutjob. Nice chap really.

I used the thief option. Guess it were just a stroke of luck laddie. I'm half Irish yer know.

You took a hell of a risk and came through, Hoff. But i guess that's what being a bum boy is all about.

You took a hell of a risk and came through, Hoff. But i guess that's what being a bum boy is all about.

You've gotta have faith though aint yer laddie, and with Alan watching over me I felt the time was right to strike.

I came, I saw, I plundered magicjordan's bank account.

That's the way to do it!

You've gotta have faith though aint yer laddie, and with Alan watching over me I felt the time was right to strike.

I came, I saw, I plundered magicjordan's bank account.

That's the way to do it!

I hope you're ready for the repercussions...... a tidal wave of 3 foot pinoys banging on the Limey lounge's doors.

They take their points ever so cuntin' seriously so they do and they won't stand for a kidnapping of this magnitude.

I hope you're ready for the repercussions...... a tidal wave of 3 foot pinoys banging on the Limey lounge's doors.

They take their points ever so cuntin' seriously so they do and they won't stand for a kidnapping of this magnitude.

The little fella has over 2 million points though. He can do without the odd 100k can't he.

If the worst comes to the worst we'll send exige out to meet em. He can either talk to em pygmy to pygmy, or just plain smack em with the infamous left hook.

When all fails call on exige, that's my motto.

The little fella has over 2 million points though. He can do without the odd 100k can't he.

If the worst comes to the worst we'll send exige out to meet em. He can either talk to em pygmy to pygmy, or just plain smack em with the infamous left hook.

When all fails call on exige, that's my motto.

True, Hoff, true.

So how much will you be putting down on the Blow to slap Kessler to Asgard?

Whos Mckay?? ive been away for 3 weeks?

Is he the new cunt on the block or what?

nah hes gotten over 6k posts he just a bleeding idiot