Oui, grand Gaucher. J'ai été connu pour grignoter sur le bâton de l'amour du Hoff quand l'occasion se présente. Boirez-vous ce soir, mon amour ? :luvbed:

Je suis une grande personne gauchère affectueus. Je boirai le jus de l'amour du Hoff et l'abondance de la bière aussi.

:beerchug:

Je suis une grande personne gauchère affectueus. Je boirai le jus de l'amour du Hoff et l'abondance de la bière aussi.

:beerchug:

huh? lol .

huh? lol .

Me french ain't what it used to be. I just picked up on Laddie mentioning large left handed guy and asking me if i was drinking. He is a smart Lad, so he is

:grouphug:

Me french ain't what it used to be. I just picked up on Laddie mentioning large left handed guy and asking me if i was drinking. He is a smart Lad, so he is

:grouphug:

i used to learn german at school and i coulden speak 1 sentace in it

Bon homme. Personne ne peuvent nier de la bière anglaise fine du Hoff le jus et. Voici à l'ivresse.

i used to learn german at school and i coulden speak 1 sentace in it

I did french at school but I only learn't a bit of it when I was 19 and went to France to chat girls up. :banana:

I did french at school but I only learn't a bit of it when I was 19 and went to France to chat girls up. :banana:

umm what are french girls like? there look a bit snobish and posh

Bon homme. Personne ne peuvent nier de la bière anglaise fine du Hoff le jus et. Voici à l'ivresse.


Mon serpent d'amour peut-il te poignarder?

umm what are french girls like? there look a bit snobish and posh

They are more fun loving than most english girls you know, English girls often mistake your signals for harrasment but French girls can read you better.

They are more fun loving than most english girls you know, English girls often mistake your signals for harrasment but French girls can read you better.

yeh they do but only when youve got as pint in your hand drunk and trying to speake lol

Mon serpent d'amour peut-il te poignarder?

J'aimerais pour que vous me poignardiez avec votre baïonnette de boeuf, je chéri.

yeh they do but only when youve got as pint in your hand drunk and trying to speake lol

I ain't too good with the accent though, try hearing French from a guy with a Mancunian accent. A crime against nature, so it is.

fera arrête vous parlant le français et commence à parler l'anglais comme c'est un salon d'angliche

hello............................

hello............................


aup :banana:

J'aimerais pour que vous me poignardiez avec votre baïonnette de boeuf, je chéri.

Lets drop the chat, Laddie. Time for business :luvbed:

Lets drop the chat, Laddie. Time for business :luvbed:

Did the French talk get you all excited as well? I'm harder than astro physics right now.

Did the French talk get you all excited as well? I'm harder than astro physics right now.

It's well and truly given me the horn, so it has.

It's well and truly given me the horn, so it has.

I'm downing this Stella in your honour, Southpaw. :friday:

I'm downing this Stella in your honour, Southpaw. :friday:

Alan bless yer, Laddie.

Alan Akbar! :kiss:

Alan bless yer, Laddie.

Alan Akbar! :kiss:

Alan Akbar indeed.

He can pull on my geraniums any time he likes.

Alan Akbar indeed.

He can pull on my geraniums any time he likes.

turn up for the books, laddie. I'm off out to the pub with me mates,

shag yer later Laddie :luvbed:

turn up for the books, laddie. I'm off out to the pub with me mates,

shag yer later Laddie :luvbed:

Down some for me, babes.

And take your laptop into the pub toilets during the quiz and i'll help you out. :luvbed:

Hoff, does thou breathe beside my existence?

Hoff, does thou breathe beside my existence?

Laddie my lover, art thou a fine sight to behold. Come and embrace me my love; hold me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear while I caress your trousersnake and bring him to attention.

Laddie my lover, art thou a fine sight to behold. Come and embrace me my love; hold me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear while I caress your trousersnake and bring him to attention.

Gladly i fall into thine arms. I'd fall with you forever, my love.

Gladly i fall into thine arms. I'd fall with you forever, my love.

Let us fall together into a state of blissful arousal, and be led into a heavenly clinch by our wandering trousersnakes. Let moans of pleasure erupt from our mouths as much or more than David Seaman erupts from matts constantly abused trousersnake. Let us become entwined, and may passion and lust throb in our veins.

In other words darling, lets shag :luvbed:

Let us fall together into a state of blissful arousal, and be led into a heavenly clinch by our wandering trousersnakes. Let moans of pleasure erupt from our mouths as much or more than David Seaman erupts from matts constantly abused trousersnake. Let us become entwined, and may passion and lust throb in our veins.

In other words darling, lets shag :luvbed:

yes, let's. :luvbed:

Hoff, did you know that young Brooklyn reveres our posting style in much the same way as we revere his dancing skills?

I say it's about time us 3 got together for a menage a trois and swapped party tricks.

yes, let's. :luvbed:

Hoff, did you know that young Brooklyn reveres our posting style in much the same way as we revere his dancing skills?

I say it's about time us 3 got together for a menage a trois and swapped party tricks.

I did not know this my darling. Did he actually cunting say that?

I've always fancied a bit of how's yer father with our Brooky, he's a sexy commie and I'd happily show him what me trousersnake can do in exchange for him showing us a few shagalicious moves on the dancefloor.

I did not know this my darling. Did he actually cunting say that?

I've always fancied a bit of how's yer father with our Brooky, he's a sexy commie and I'd happily show him what me trousersnake can do in exchange for him showing us a few shagalicious moves on the dancefloor.

He said it darling.

Boxing scene could unite the world couldn't it? if only it was around during the cold war and instead of Yanks and commies fearing each other and wondering who had the bigger nukes - they could have just pwned each other on the interweb and got jiggy with it on the dance floor.

What a bunch of cunts, eh? have you ever heard of such a lack of foresight?

He said it darling.

Boxing scene could unite the world couldn't it? if only it was around during the cold war and instead of Yanks and commies fearing each other and wondering who had the bigger nukes - they could have just pwned each other on the interweb and got jiggy with it on the dance floor.

What a bunch of cunts, eh? have you ever heard of such a lack of foresight?

Never me darling. All those cunting great minds eh...those nuclear scientists and chess playing, tetris inventing commies and all that malarkey and all they needed was the thunderdome and a good night out dancing round a handbag. Who'd of thought it eh Laddie? It beggars cunting belief so it does.

I think kaygay would've pwned Khrushchev and Kennedy at the same time though...and imagine the avatars Annie would've made of Gorbachev. They wouldn't have been able to handle boxingscenes best flamers me darling. Kennedy might have pwned Smokin when it comes to the birds but he wouldn't have had much success if he waded into deeper waters.

Laddie, it's been brief, but as always, a cunting pleasure. I must get some kip now as I have to wake up in three hours and forty minutes. Give Southpaw my love me darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Never me darling. All those cunting great minds eh...those nuclear scientists and chess playing, tetris inventing commies and all that malarkey and all they needed was the thunderdome and a good night out dancing round a handbag. Who'd of thought it eh Laddie? It beggars cunting belief so it does.

I think kaygay would've pwned Khrushchev and Kennedy at the same time though...and imagine the avatars Annie would've made of Gorbachev. They wouldn't have been able to handle boxingscenes best flamers me darling. Kennedy might have pwned Smokin when it comes to the birds but he wouldn't have had much success if he waded into deeper waters.

Laddie, it's been brief, but as always, a cunting pleasure. I must get some kip now as I have to wake up in three hours and forty minutes. Give Southpaw my love me darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

I'll drink this one for you my darling.

Sleep well.

I bloody missed the Hoff's trousersnake. My foolish liver commanded me to go to the pub and this is what happens in return. :nonono:

I bloody missed the Hoff's trousersnake. My foolish liver commanded me to go to the pub and this is what happens in return. :nonono:

How was it, Southpaw me darling?

How was it, Southpaw me darling?

Was a bloody good night, so it was. Although part of me wishes I could have stayed for the Hoff's arrival, babes.

Was a bloody good night, so it was. Although part of me wishes I could have stayed for the Hoff's arrival, babes.

Tis' always a pisser to arrive late and find the Hoff all shagged out.

Tis' always a pisser to arrive late and find the Hoff all shagged out.


Hopefully he shall be here tonight for some lovin'.

Hopefully he shall be here tonight for some lovin'.

I think i might treat meself to another curry tonight.

Any suggestions, my lover?

I think i might treat meself to another curry tonight.

Any suggestions, my lover?

I always go for the hottest vindaloo/Thaarl they have. although your tastes might differ from mine, babes.
I'm definatly treating meself to a spicy one tonight, me darlin.

you carnt got wrong with a chicken tika misarla but im goin some mexican tonight

**** a cunt! i fell asleep and missed the boozers.

I had a bleedin good curry, laddie.

I had a bleedin good curry, laddie.

I haven't ordered one yet.

It's not quite the same without some lager.

I haven't ordered one yet.

It's not quite the same without some lager.


Yer right there, Laddie. Lager and curry were made to be combined.

Yer right there, Laddie. Lager and curry were made to be combined.

I got me hands on a couple of bottles and ordered a chicken fried rice. It's not much but it will have to do.

Evening fellas.

Laddie, i happened to read that thread where the sexy commie complimented our elegant and fluid posting style. It moved me so it did darling, I felt like I was dancing on a soft and comforting cloud, with Saddam right beside me and a pint in me hand.

Evening fellas.

Laddie, i happened to read that thread where the sexy commie complimented our elegant and fluid posting style. It moved me so it did darling, I felt like I was dancing on a soft and comforting cloud, with Saddam right beside me and a pint in me hand.

Praise from Brooklyn is like a reach around from our saviour Alan - no greater honour could a bum boy receive.

Praise from Brooklyn is like a reach around from our saviour Alan - no greater honour could a bum boy receive.

Aye, he's a clever lad is our sexy commie, and I feel like buying him a few sexy trannies for the night. He surely deserves em so he does.

How's Oscar me darling, is he getting to be a big lad now?

Aye, he's a clever lad is our sexy commie, and I feel like buying him a few sexy trannies for the night. He surely deserves em so he does.

How's Oscar me darling, is he getting to be a big lad now?

Imagine if Brooklyn was shipwrecked and washed ashore on some remote island just off the coast of Thailand - full of trannies? He'd be in heaven wouldn't he?

Oscar is getting a little too big me darling. I'm suffering from sleep deprivation because of him jumping on me in the middle of the night and knocking all the wind out of me.

He keeps trying to give all his toys and my leg a portion as well.


Dirty cunt!

Imagine if Brooklyn was shipwrecked and washed ashore on some remote island just off the coast of Thailand - full of trannies? He'd be in heaven wouldn't he?

Oscar is getting a little too big me darling. I'm suffering from sleep deprivation because of him jumping on me in the middle of the night and knocking all the wind out of me.

He keeps trying to give all his toys and my leg a portion as well.


Dirty cunt!

He'd think that he was right up there in a rose garden with Alan so he would. Imagine the fun he'd have. I bet those lady boys would be sore for weeks afterwards.

That Oscar sounds like a right cheeky chappy so he does. Do yer take him for walks and let him shag all the bitches so he can wear himself out a wee bit. I wonder who's more insatiable, him or matt?

He'd think that he was right up there in a rose garden with Alan so he would. Imagine the fun he'd have. I bet those lady boys would be sore for weeks afterwards.

That Oscar sounds like a right cheeky chappy so he does. Do yer take him for walks and let him shag all the bitches so he can wear himself out a wee bit. I wonder who's more insatiable, him or matt?

He is that.

He knocked over a dainty little Chinese man in the park. Which made the little china man run and hide behind the swings. :nonono:

What a cunt!

Did you know that Asian folks won't let dogs lick them? yet they eat the ****ing things.

He is that.

He knocked over a dainty little Chinese man in the park. Which made the little china man run and hide behind the swings. :nonono:

What a cunt!

Did you know that Asian folks won't let dogs lick them? yet they eat the ****ing things.

****in 'ell eh laddie. A bit of cunting reciprocation wouldn't go amiss eh. If yer gonna munch on a cocker spaniel or two, the least you could do is let the randy beast have his way with yer leg and let him lick yer bollocks.

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

I saw off that Chinese woman who was Wan's mom laddie. I had training courses all week and she was in all of em. Yesterday was me last one. I was glad to see the back of the cunt.

****in 'ell eh laddie. A bit of cunting reciprocation wouldn't go amiss eh. If yer gonna munch on a cocker spaniel or two, the least you could do is let the randy beast have his way with yer leg and let him lick yer bollocks.

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

I saw off that Chinese woman who was Wan's mom laddie. I had training courses all week and she was in all of em. Yesterday was me last one. I was glad to see the back of the cunt.

I got threatened by a chinese bloke the other day. The little cunt thought I was trying to steal his car, when all I wanted was the sat nav.

I got threatened by a chinese bloke the other day. The little cunt thought I was trying to steal his car, when all I wanted was the sat nav.

Well would yer cunting adam and steve it eh southpaw me darling. The cheek of the wee chinese cunt. They live in our country and expect us not to rob their high tech gadgets when they flash em about like no cunts business. I hope yer got his sat nav southpaw, azza will be proud of yer.

Well would yer cunting adam and steve it eh southpaw me darling. The cheek of the wee chinese cunt. They live in our country and expect us not to rob their high tech gadgets when they flash em about like no cunts business. I hope yer got his sat nav southpaw, azza will be proud of yer.


If he leaves his window down of caurse I'm gonna av it. he might as well have wrapped it up and left it at me door.

If he leaves his window down of caurse I'm gonna av it. he might as well have wrapped it up and left it at me door.

I'm proud of yer darling.

I was buying a train ticket the other day and i put a note down to pay for the ticket and the woman gave me my ticket and me change without actually taking the note that I put down...so I took me note, the change and the ticket and ****ed off and got on the train.

Some cunts are just stupid aint they southpaw. They're bleeding asking for it so they are.

I'm proud of yer darling.

I was buying a train ticket the other day and i put a note down to pay for the ticket and the woman gave me my ticket and me change without actually taking the note that I put down...so I took me note, the change and the ticket and ****ed off and got on the train.

Some cunts are just stupid aint they southpaw. They're bleeding asking for it so they are.

It be a dog eat dog world, me darling. I may help old ladies across the road, I may take in stray cats and re-home them, but if I see some technology lying around then I'm having it for me unborn son, so I am.

It be a dog eat dog world, me darling. I may help old ladies across the road, I may take in stray cats and re-home them, but if I see some technology lying around then I'm having it for me unborn son, so I am.

It's actually a chinese eat dog world, but I'll forgive yer for the slip. I understand what yer saying southpaw and I'm with yer all the way. More money than sense, that's what they've got, the bleeding shag monkeys!

It's actually a chinese eat dog world, but I'll forgive yer for the slip. I understand what yer saying southpaw and I'm with yer all the way. More money than sense, that's what they've got, the bleeding shag monkeys!


We be like the modern version of Robin Hood, so we are. We steal from people who deserve it but instead of giving it to the poor we keep it for our cunting selves, so we do.

We be like the modern version of Robin Hood, so we are. We steal from people who deserve it but instead of giving it to the poor we keep it for our cunting selves, so we do.

It's the only cunting way to be. Those poor homeless ****ers don't deserve our stolen goods. They'd only sell em on and buy cheep booze with the proceeds, and why the cunt should they be drinking off of our hard work. If we do the deed then we want a fair few pints off it, do we not? That we cunting do. Those poor cunts can go and rob their own sat navs.

I'm off to bed now darling. Me trousersnake needs some kip so he can rest up for our next encounter. He told me he's gonna ravish yer so he is.

Goodnight southpaw, goodnight laddie.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

It's the only cunting way to be. Those poor homeless ****ers don't deserve our stolen goods. They'd only sell em on and buy cheep booze with the proceeds, and why the cunt should they be drinking off of our hard work. If we do the deed then we want a fair few pints off it, do we not? That we cunting do. Those poor cunts can go and rob their own sat navs.

I'm off to bed now darling. Me trousersnake needs some kip so he can rest up for our next encounter. He told me he's gonna ravish yer so he is.

Goodnight southpaw, goodnight laddie.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Goodnight me dalrin. :luvbed:

Just tucking into a delightful fry-up me darlings. It's not quite the same without a hangover though.

Just tucking into a delightful fry-up me darlings. It's not quite the same without a hangover though.

You enjoy it Laddie, me darling.

You enjoy it Laddie, me darling.

Drinking tonight?

Drinking tonight?

Only got a few cans in, Laddie. But I would do a lot for a drop of the sweet stuff, so I would.

Alan Akbar!

Only got a few cans in, Laddie. But I would do a lot for a drop of the sweet stuff, so I would.

Alan Akbar!

I missed out on some sweet ale yesterday so i shall be getting a crate in.

I missed out on some sweet ale yesterday so i shall be getting a crate in.


Down a few for me Laddie, I only got six cunting cans. :nonono:

Down a few for me Laddie, I only got six cunting cans. :nonono:

it's a right pisser when the beer supply is low, isn't it?

it's a right pisser when the beer supply is low, isn't it?


I'm in a bleedin ruk, Laddie. Gordon Brown should sort out the price of ale and make it available for all in large quantities, so he should.

I'm in a bleedin ruk, Laddie. Gordon Brown should sort out the price of ale and make it available for all in large quantities, so he should.

He needs to get his priorities straight - that cunt!

**** immigration. Sort the price of sweet ale out.

Hoff, my love, are you on the ale tonight?

Hoff, my love, are you on the ale tonight?

Just a few cans of stella me darling. I've got an induction at a new gym tomorrow morning so I can't go cunting overboard otherwise I'll probably be throwing up on the treadmill first thing in the morning.

Just a few cans of stella me darling. I've got an induction at a new gym tomorrow morning so I can't go cunting overboard otherwise I'll probably be throwing up on the treadmill first thing in the morning.

I'd have thought your marathon romp sessions with me and Southpaw would have kept you in shape.

I'd have thought your marathon romp sessions with me and Southpaw would have kept you in shape.

Me love serpent is in peak condition, but alas, me belly has got a mind of its cunting own.

Me love serpent is in peak condition, but alas, me belly has got a mind of its cunting own.

Those ****ers think they can put on 20 pounds whilst you sleep and get away with it.

Cunts!

Total Points: 1,830,774.90

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Those ****ers think they can put on 20 pounds whilst you sleep and get away with it.

Cunts!

I'm gonna whip mine into shape so I am. I'm fed up of it's bloody shenanigans.

The gym I've joined is owned by that cunt off dragons den, Duncan Bannatyne. If he drops in I might pitch him our idea for a mosque/boozer built in the shape of a pint glass.

Alan Akbar!

I'm gonna whip mine into shape so I am. I'm fed up of it's bloody shenanigans.

The gym I've joined is owned by that cunt off dragons den, Duncan Bannatyne. If he drops in I might pitch him our idea for a mosque/boozer built in the shape of a pint glass.

Alan Akbar!

How could he say no to that?

Hoff I've sent you 120K points to earn more interest :D

How could he say no to that?

He'd have to be a right stupid cunt wouldn't he laddie. A fella with his foresight will surely jump at the cunting opportunity.

He'd have to be a right stupid cunt wouldn't he laddie. A fella with his foresight will surely jump at the cunting opportunity.

Let's hope he's got the brains to see what a great idea it is, and we will be quids in.

Let's hope he's got the brains to see what a great idea it is, and we will be quids in.

We wont be leaving the dragons den without a hefty wad in our pocket laddie.

The garden for our place will have to be up to scratch though. We wouldn't like to piss off our God.

We wont be leaving the dragons den without a hefty wad in our pocket laddie.

The garden for our place will have to be up to scratch though. We wouldn't like to piss off our God.

I'll use my spirit-medium powers and get on the blower to George Harrison. I'm sure he'll have some fine cuntin' tips for us.

I'll use my spirit-medium powers and get on the blower to George Harrison. I'm sure he'll have some fine cuntin' tips for us.

I'll ask Saddam to have a word with him if yer want laddie. I don't want you wearing yerself out communicating with the spirit world. We might as well get Saddam to be our go between so you can save yer strength for me and southpaw :luvbed:

I'll ask Saddam to have a word with him if yer want laddie. I don't want you wearing yerself out communicating with the spirit world. We might as well get Saddam to be our go between so you can save yer strength for me and southpaw :luvbed:

Would you? it takes it right out of you - this contacting the dead lark, and sometimes you get pesky poltergeists taking over your body and getting up to all sorts.

Would you? it takes it right out of you - this contacting the dead lark, and sometimes you get pesky poltergeists taking over your body and getting up to all sorts.

I bet the pesky poltergeists can't wait to jump into your body just to have a play with yer pork sword. I can't blame 'em though laddie, it must be mighty tempting for them dead cunts.

I'll have a word with our Saddam. He's a thoughtful fella and will do anything for anyone...once he's tortured 'em a bit to prove that they're trustworthy mind. He already knows you though laddie so you'll be fine.

It aint working :S

You can't embed youtube's in the limey lounge Raging.

Post the link instead.

I bet the pesky poltergeists can't wait to jump into your body just to have a play with yer pork sword. I can't blame 'em though laddie, it must be mighty tempting for them dead cunts.

I'll have a word with our Saddam. He's a thoughtful fella and will do anything for anyone...once he's tortured 'em a bit to prove that they're trustworthy mind. He already knows you though laddie so you'll be fine.

I'd give them me body for a few hours if they only asked, but them dead cunts don't know what manners are.

I'd give them me body for a few hours if they only asked, but them dead cunts don't know what manners are.

It's all cunting take take take with them aint in laddie. A simple please and thankyou will get cunts a long way when it comes to getting their hands on a throbbing love serpent.

It's all cunting take take take with them aint in laddie. A simple please and thankyou will get cunts a long way when it comes to getting their hands on a throbbing love serpent.

Hoff, what is your record in the 100m breaststroke? you look like a hell of a swimmer.

Hoff, what is your record in the 100m breaststroke? you look like a hell of a swimmer.

I dunno about swimming laddie but I certainly enjoy stroking the breasts.

Did yer get all yer swimming badges when you was at school laddie, and have to dive down and get the brick at the bottom of the pool?

I dunno about swimming laddie but I certainly enjoy stroking the breasts.

Did yer get all yer swimming badges when you was at school laddie, and have to dive down and get the brick at the bottom of the pool?

Indeed i did.

I had exercised induced asthma as a child though and attempted 5 lengths of the pool but ran out of breath after 2 and sank to the bottom like a right cunt. :pat:

Indeed i did.

I had exercised induced asthma as a child though and attempted 5 lengths of the pool but ran out of breath after 2 and sank to the bottom like a right cunt. :pat:

Did someone have to dive in and save yer laddie?

I've noticed that there is a tendency for women lifeguards to be right fat munters. Maybe it's for extra buoyancy, or maybe it's just the shite swimming baths I've been going to.

Indeed i did.

I had exercised induced asthma as a child though and attempted 5 lengths of the pool but ran out of breath after 2 and sank to the bottom like a right cunt. :pat:

I find your stamina unmatched, so i do. :luvbed:

Did someone have to dive in and save yer laddie?

I've noticed that there is a tendency for women lifeguards to be right fat munters. Maybe it's for extra buoyancy, or maybe it's just the shite swimming baths I've been going to.

No.

The pool wasn't very deep as the school was a shit hole and couldn't afford to take us anywhere decent, so i just waddled me way to the ladders and climbed out.

No.

The pool wasn't very deep as the school was a shit hole and couldn't afford to take us anywhere decent, so i just waddled me way to the ladders and climbed out.

Yer a survivor so you are me darling :luvbed:

Alan was watching over you.

Yer a survivor so you are me darling :luvbed:

Alan was watching over you.

Have any of youse fellas family members ever been to a psychic? Me mum's been to a few and they have all said that an old man called Bob watches over me as me guardian angel.

It would comfort most people but i'm very aware everytime i have a tommy tank.

Have any of youse fellas family members ever been to a psychic? Me mum's been to a few and they have all said that an old man called Bob watches over me as me guardian angel.

It would comfort most people but i'm very aware everytime i have a tommy tank.

Can't say they have laddie.

Do yer reckon Bob is just a bit of a perve then? He tries to make out he's yer cunting guardian angel but really he's just after a glimpse of yer love serpent.

It's disconcerting laddie, it surely is.

Can't say they have laddie.

Do yer reckon Bob is just a bit of a perve then? He tries to make out he's yer cunting guardian angel but really he's just after a glimpse of yer love serpent.

It's disconcerting laddie, it surely is.

Who can blame him though, eh?

You probably have a football stadium of guardian angels pretending to look after you and really all they want is a glimpse at the alpha trousersnake.

i OWNED myself didnt i ??

but 54k after 1 week is ok...??

Nice to see you.... to see you nice!

manu ne gagnera pas le titre cette saison vous gaspillez votre copain de points

will someone help me get into bs vip lounge

will someone help me get into bs vip lounge

There's nothing there mate.

It's as alive as a cemetary!

There's nothing there mate.

It's as alive as a cemetary!

o well id still like to go in there can you get me in bud?

o well id still like to go in there can you get me in bud?

Nope I can't as I'm not a mod.

Sorry :(

Laddie might be able to though.

Nope I can't as I'm not a mod.

Sorry :(

Laddie might be able to though.

i dont know who he is can u ask him 4 me ?

If you create a new account you can view the VIP forum until they give the ok to your new account.

i dont know who he is can u ask him 4 me ?

It's Oasis Lad.

He's posted on this page :D

I'll ask Annie and see what he can do, Exige.

I'll ask Annie and see what he can do, Exige.

haha Is that our Exige?

Laddie me darling, kaygay is trying to drive a wedge between us. He says that since i've lost the pwnage touch you've been looking for a sexier, more effective pwner to replace me as a lover. Say it aint true me darling, say we'll be together until we're as old as Annie...

haha Is that our Exige?

Laddie me darling, kaygay is trying to drive a wedge between us. He says that since i've lost the pwnage touch you've been looking for a sexier, more effective pwner to replace me as a lover. Say it aint true me darling, say we'll be together until we're as old as Annie...

I think it is.

I'll give you my full analysis when i'm sober.

Hoff, can you remember the early days? that instant connection - the revulsion we felt at the sight of Mishra's armpits?

We were made for each other babes. Kaygay, for all his looks and brain cells cannot come close to you.

I think it is.

I'll give you my full analysis when i'm sober.

Hoff, can you remember the early days? that instant connection - the revulsion we felt at the sight of Mishra's armpits?

We were made for each other babes. Kaygay, for all his looks and brain cells cannot come close to you.

I'll never forget our instant connection. The chemistry was palpable so it was. Tis a memory I will cunting treasure for the rest of me days.

I shall sleep soundly tonight.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

I'll never forget our instant connection. The chemistry was palpable so it was. Tis a memory I will cunting treasure for the rest of me days.

I shall sleep soundly tonight.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

i shall meet you in a conjoined lucid dream and we shall hence forth set out the plan of bumming.

i shall meet you in a conjoined lucid dream and we shall hence forth set out the plan of bumming.

..and what a plan it shall be.

Goodnight darling :luvbed:

..and what a plan it shall be.

Goodnight darling :luvbed:

Pleasant dreams me lover.

Hasn't been much bum fun for a while. :nonono:

:nonono: step it up, lads!

:nonono: step it up, lads!


Was it like this for you Matty?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0t81SRU78A

Me throat feels like it's just gone 10 rounds with Southpaw's trousersnake.

My mum caught me masterbating next to her once, lol

My mum caught me masterbating next to her once, lol

:pat:

What were you playing at?

my cock.......

my cock.......

No, that's what you were playing with.

There has to have been a method behind the madness, surely?

I had slept in the same bed as her. i woke up in the morning and started rubbing one off then I heard "Matthew, what are you doing?" I just stopped and kept my eyes closed lol

I had slept in the same bed as her. i woke up in the morning and started rubbing one off then I heard "Matthew, what are you doing?" I just stopped and kept my eyes closed lol

Whatever floats your boat, Matthew. I ain't knocking it. Surely you could have just got up and gone into the bathroom? maybe went and spied on a hot neighbour?

I wasnt doing it because of the situation. Guess I never thought of doing it somewhere else. I was doing it under the covers.

I wasnt doing it because of the situation. Guess I never thought of doing it somewhere else. I was doing it under the covers.

:lame: :lame: :lame:

I had slept in the same bed as her. i woke up in the morning and started rubbing one off then I heard "Matthew, what are you doing?" I just stopped and kept my eyes closed lol

I am disapointed matt. Was this back when you were inexperienced?

I used to be very keen in the danger wank when I was younger but still I was fast enough to never be caught.

I thought she was asleep.


And you, fumin, dont call me lame, bitch!

Hoffy, is thy working tonight?

Hoffy, is thy working tonight?


He's certainly not seeing to my trousernake, thats for sure.

He's certainly not seeing to my trousernake, thats for sure.

He better realize what his priorities are:

Working so he can feed himself and keep a roof above his head? Hell no!

Attending to mine and your trousersnakes? You better ****ing believe it.

Salam malakum brother bum boys. I've just got back from work to see to my duties as a diligent lover. Lads, charge at me with yer beef bayonet, I'm ready for a bit of yer action :moon:

Salam malakum brother bum boys. I've just got back from work to see to my duties as a diligent lover. Lads, charge at me with yer beef bayonet, I'm ready for a bit of yer action :moon:


Alan bless yer, darlin :luvbed:

Alan bless yer, darlin :luvbed:

May Alan bless your garden too me darling :luvbed:

I'm drinking red wine tonight fellas. Aint I a cultured cunt...no fear though, I had fish and chips just to balance things out.

May Alan bless your garden too me darling :luvbed:

I'm drinking red wine tonight fellas. Aint I a cultured cunt...no fear though, I had fish and chips just to balance things out.

I started early with a bottle of Vodka and i am rounding it off with 16 bottles of Grolsch and a pizza.

here's to bum love and loss of vision. :friday:

I started early with a bottle of Vodka and i am rounding it off with 16 bottles of Grolsch and a pizza.

here's to bum love and loss of vision. :friday:

Aye, here's to it laddie :beerchug:

Has a better toast ever been made? I think cunting not...

Alan akbar :beerchug:

Alan akbar :beerchug:

You drinking tonight southpaw me lover?

Southpaw has probably drunk Manchester dry, babes.

Southpaw has probably drunk Manchester dry, babes.

Do you think he's got room for some of me special brew? I've been saving it up for you and southpaw.

BTW, we may rejoice, me wine may be finished but I've just found another can in the fridge, and I reckon if i do a thorough search i might find some spirits an all. The only problem is I have to get up at 5 tomorrow morning.

Do you think he's got room for some of me special brew? I've been saving it up for you and southpaw.

BTW, we may rejoice, me wine may be finished but I've just found another can in the fridge, and I reckon if i do a thorough search i might find some spirits an all. The only problem is I have to get up at 5 tomorrow morning.

You'll find your booze and you'll drink it and you shall awake early and on time, ready to tackle the world. And Frank Gallagher shall salute you from his one bedroom council house.

You'll find your booze and you'll drink it and you shall awake early and on time, ready to tackle the world. And Frank Gallagher shall salute you from his one bedroom council house.

And aint that just the cunting way it should be me darling.

I'm getting picked up by a work colleague bird tomorrow morning, she'll be parked outside the house waiting for me and I hope she wont think too badly of me when I stagger out.

At least Frank will be proud though eh...

And aint that just the cunting way it should be me darling.

I'm getting picked up by a work colleague bird tomorrow morning, she'll be parked outside the house waiting for me and I hope she wont think too badly of me when I stagger out.

At least Frank will be proud though eh...

You could stagger out quoting Forever Misled and dressed like Smokin' and she would still find you and your trousersnake irresistible.

You could stagger out quoting Forever Misled and dressed like Smokin' and she would still find you and your trousersnake irresistible.

I'm her mentor at work. I feel like teaching her the way of the trousersnake. It would be the most enjoyable lesson she's ever had.

You drinking tonight southpaw me lover?

me teeth are underwater, babes

I'm her mentor at work. I feel like teaching her the way of the trousersnake. It would be the most enjoyable lesson she's ever had.

Give her a 3-day dripper, but don't get too attached. I couldn't bear to lose you.

me teeth are underwater, babes
You set a fine example to the limey bum boys so you do Southpaw.
Give her a 3-day dripper, but don't get too attached. I couldn't bear to lose you.
I'll never leave you me darling. Me trousersnake wouldn't let me. He's journeyed up many love tunnels but it's always yours that he wants to return to.

You set a fine example to the limey bum boys so you do Southpaw.

I'll never leave you me darling. Me trousersnake wouldn't let me. He's journeyed up many love tunnels but it's always yours that he wants to return to.

me cunting cat flap shall always be oiled and squeak free - awaiting your trousersnake's return.

"Hello Darlings my old friends, I've come to wank with you again"

"Hello Darlings my old friends, I've come to wank with you again"

To the tune of the "Sound of Silence" :luvbed:

"Hello Darlings my old friends, I've come to wank with you again"

The prodigal son has returned.

Laddie, let's treat our Jimmy to a right cunting good orgasm.

I think this may be my first time, be gentle

I think this may be my first time, be gentle

We'll do our best me darling, but no doubt you'll be a wee bit sore when you go home to the catman.

The Catmans done with Hoff, theres a new siamese in town, a right ****ing tease she is but I'm getting there. She'll be in my love nest by September

The Catmans done with Hoff, theres a new siamese in town, a right ****ing tease she is but I'm getting there. She'll be in my love nest by September

The catman was a ****ing two timing cunt anyway jimmy. I'm glad you've moved on son, this siamese sounds like a right goer and you'll have her in the sack before long.

Get in there Jimmy! Keep us up to date on yer progress.

I will do, She always gives me the wink when I'm putting out the rubbish, turns me on so she does that much I was sporting a boner when my 85 yr old neighbour walked past, she winked at me anaw dirty bitch

I will do, She always gives me the wink when I'm putting out the rubbish, turns me on so she does that much I was sporting a boner when my 85 yr old neighbour walked past, she winked at me anaw dirty bitch

The old birds are right horny bitches aint they Jimmy. Watch out she doesn't catch you unawares one day and grab yer trousersnake while yer ogling the siamese. These old birds will do anything for a bit of how's yer father.

Some prime Simpsons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoEEdVGOEG4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGMvoC8tpA8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAl95fR56Tk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUB-uuFEeb0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJ482GxO4Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3U7jGkmZ-g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxsfK2HUJUQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkrllSOPZzs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21qjCekgYw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozwzpLqL7Gw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al1PsGbBELI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJIzs32YnrQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=390VMF5MC0s

Those were the days, weren't they, Southpaw?

Some prime Simpsons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoEEdVGOEG4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGMvoC8tpA8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAl95fR56Tk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUB-uuFEeb0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrJ482GxO4Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3U7jGkmZ-g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxsfK2HUJUQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkrllSOPZzs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21qjCekgYw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozwzpLqL7Gw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al1PsGbBELI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJIzs32YnrQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=390VMF5MC0s

Those were the days, weren't they, Southpaw?

yer a good one laddie. I'll watch em later when I've got a pint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYuhzUDdGGc

Oasis Lad I just found 4 of my old Simpsons videos.

Raiders of the lost Fridge
.Guess whos coming to dinner
.King Size Homer
.Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
.Liza The vegetarian

On Your Marks Get Set Doh
.Faith off
.The Homer They Fall
.Liza On Ice
.Dancin Homer

Heaven and Hell
.Bart Sells His Soul
.In Marge We trust
.Treehouse Of Horror IV
.Homer The Heretic

The Last temptation Of Homer
.Simpson And Delilah
.One Fish,Two Fish,Blowfish,Blue Fish
.Homer Alone
.Colonel Homer

All ****ing classics, I Might pop the videos in tonight for some reminising

Oasis Lad I just found 4 of my old Simpsons videos.

Raiders of the lost Fridge
.Guess whos coming to dinner
.King Size Homer
.Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
.Liza The vegetarian

On Your Marks Get Set Doh
.Faith off
.The Homer They Fall
.Liza On Ice
.Dancin Homer

Heaven and Hell
.Bart Sells His Soul
.In Marge We trust
.Treehouse Of Horror IV
.Homer The Heretic

The Last temptation Of Homer
.Simpson And Delilah
.One Fish,Two Fish,Blowfish,Blue Fish
.Homer Alone
.Colonel Homer

All ****ing classics, I Might pop the videos in tonight for some reminising

The ones in bold are all particular favourites of mine, especially "Simpson and Delilah" and "One Fish,Two Fish,Blowfish,Blue Fish" Those episodes are extremely poignant and moving as well as being incredibly funny.

12.99 they were, buy one get one free. Oh how the VHS has fallen

The Homer they Fall is probably my favourite ever Simpsons episode

12.99 they were, buy one get one free. Oh how the VHS has fallen

I have still got me old trusty Video sitting under the DVD player. Comes in handy, Especially when you constantly see classic movies in shops for about 50p on the old VHS format.

The Homer they Fall is probably my favourite ever Simpsons episode

Yeah, it's one of the better episodes when the Simpsons as a program began to lose some of it's magic

Hoff, Southpaw, get your asses in this lounge now!

Hoff, Southpaw, get your asses in this lounge now!

Is yer trousersnake in need of some seeing too, Laddie?

Is yer trousersnake in need of some seeing too, Laddie?

Indeed it is.

Indeed it is.

Lets get too it. :luvbed:

****ing 'ell. Another crash out.

Southpaw me love, it's never happened before. I'll make it up to you, babes.

****ing 'ell. Another crash out.

Southpaw me love, it's never happened before. I'll make it up to you, babes.

I'm just off to bed, babes. Make it up to me tomorrow me lover

shag yer later :luvbed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nxRhVmcus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYvwcbF63fM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTOmtZVQfAQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nxRhVmcus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYvwcbF63fM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTOmtZVQfAQ

Did yer see the Tom Cruise one last night, Laddie?

Did yer see the Tom Cruise one last night, Laddie?

I missed it.

Any good?

"It were right wank, Gary"

I missed it.

Any good?

"It were right wank, Gary"


I bleedin enjoyed it, so I did, they got the lil fella down to a t.

Simon cunting Cowell next week.

I bleedin enjoyed it, so I did, they got the lil fella down to a t.

Simon cunting Cowell next week.

The little fella that played Robbie Williams and Tom Cruise is cuntin' marvelous so he is.

The little fella that played Robbie Williams and Tom Cruise is cuntin' marvelous so he is.


Yer right there, Laddie, so you are. Could this be where our exige has gone?

Yer right there, Laddie, so you are. Could this be where our exige has gone?

He could probably do a good Exige impression. His left hook wouldn't be up to scratch though.

Yer right there, Laddie, so you are. Could this be where our exige has gone?

umm were is exige

Recommend some music to me fellas

Recommend some music to me fellas

What genre?

What genre?

You choose :fing02:

You choose :fing02:

Try some 50's and 60's soul.

The likes of: Marvin Gaye, Al green, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Sam Cooke and Wilson Pickett.

Amazing music. Beautiful soulful voices singing great lyrics.

Try some 50's and 60's soul.

The likes of: Marvin Gaye, Al green, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Sam Cooke and Wilson Pickett.

Amazing music. Beautiful soulful voices singing great lyrics.

I love the artists bolded. Didn't realise you were a soul guy Laddie!

I love the artists bolded. Didn't realise you were a soul guy Laddie!

I love my soul.

I made a top 10 Soul List that i showed Anorak.

Here it is:

Jackie Wilson
Otis Redding
Aretha Franklin
Marvin Gaye
Al Green
Smokey Robinson
Sam Cooke
Wilson Pickett
James Brown
Ben E King

I love my soul.

I made a top 10 Soul List that i showed Anorak.

Here it is:

Jackie Wilson
Otis Redding
Aretha Franklin
Marvin Gaye
Al Green
Smokey Robinson
Sam Cooke
Wilson Pickett
James Brown
Ben E King

Never heard any Wilson Pickett stuff, might download some material from him.

Who do you rate as the King Of Soul?

Never heard any Wilson Pickett stuff, might download some material from him.

Who do you rate as the King Of Soul?

Marvin, babes.

Marvin, babes.

I'd say it's between Old Marv and Jackie.

I'd say it's between Old Marv and Jackie.

I'd throw Aretha into the mix but she is Female.

I'd throw Aretha into the mix but she is Female.

Ms. Franklin walks away with the queen of soul award pretty easily.

Ms. Franklin walks away with the queen of soul award pretty easily.

Indeed she does. Diana ross rocked before she went all 80's on us.

Indeed she does. Diana ross rocked before she went all 80's on us.

80's pop = decline of quality music in my opinion. That's when it started to become all about the money!

Whats the score with all the old threads coming out tonight?

Whats the score with all the old threads coming out tonight?

Msagrain keeps bumping them all because he wants to revive this lounge I think he said.

Msagrain keeps bumping them all because he wants to revive this lounge I think he said.

Bumping old threads in hope of a revival?

Like raising the Titanic in hope of a cruise...
:nonono:

Bumping old threads in hope of a revival?

Like raising the Titanic in hope of a cruise...
:nonono:

:lol1: :lol1:

Morning fellas.

Morning chaps!

How are things, Micky me ol'darling?

moring .

Morning everyone :cool:

Herro, new to site.

I am wan Rong pong.

Oi Oasis Lad... is that the bloke from the Adam and Joe show in ur avy?

Oi Oasis Lad... is that the bloke from the Adam and Joe show in ur avy?

No, although i'm not sure who it is.

No, although i'm not sure who it is.

it looks a bit like paddy off max n paddy lol

http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/comics/adamandjoe.jpg

i think it is. The Adam and Joe show was some funny shiiiit.

http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/comics/adamandjoe.jpg

i think it is. The Adam and Joe show was some funny shiiiit.

either that or Jimmy Kimmel.

who the fudge is jimmy kimmel!?

Some fat yank, take no notice Mickey love

http://images1.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1e/Aliposter1.jpg/250px-Aliposter1.jpg

Lollzzzz

What you guys done today?

What you guys done today?

Absolutely **** all.

watched punkd it was a piassa that chuk lidle kfc guy was on lol

I had a great day jus chilling with the love of my life ;)

I had a great day jus chilling with the love of my life ;)

GAYYYY!!!!!

I had a great day jus chilling with the love of my life ;)


Like somthing from a 21st century Jane Austin novel. Yo Darcy, I be chillin wit ma bitch then go bak to ma car for sum bacardi innit. Respect me pride.

Like somthing from a 21st century Jane Austin novel. Yo Darcy, I be chillin wit ma bitch then go bak to ma car for sum bacardi innit. Respect me pride.

I'd read it.

I'd read it.


As would I, Laddie.

I was sorely disappointed at Sam Bourne's follow up novel, me darling.

I was sorely disappointed at Sam Bourne's follow up novel, me darling.


Was it like unzipping the Hoff's trousers to find a flacid trousersnake? (Alan forbid)

Was it like unzipping the Hoff's trousers to find a flacid trousersnake? (Alan forbid)

Indeed it was.

Indeed it was.

I'm sorry to her that Laddie. I hope yer drinking tonight, babes.

I'm sorry to her that Laddie. I hope yer drinking tonight, babes.

Not tonight....... right now!

First time with my current girlfriend tomoro lads ;)

Not tonight....... right now!

good boy laddie. I will start in an hour to warm up for the evening.

were is everyone 2day?

Not here :D

busy shagging, but back now and drinking heavily.

what ya drinking?

Dum Dum De Do

The Lords of Flatbush
Is a movie
About how life was
In the fifties

A black leather jacket
A rumble or two
And the girl
Caught in school
Playing pool

Stealing a car
Record Hops
Bobby socks
A padded Bra

The Lords of Flatbush
Is somthing to see
It's full of memories
For you and for me

I don't mean to boast
But you'll dig it the most

The Lords of Flatbush flatbush flatbush

Rated PG

Ah up guys!

Whats the ****in score with that Tony Booth geezer?

If it is the famous journeyman (which I doubt as I have met him) then what the **** is he doing saying fighters should be paralyzed etc etc

We have our share of Limey cocks on here but I never thought we would stoop to that level!

Ah up guys!

Whats the ****in score with that Tony Booth geezer?

If it is the famous journeyman (which I doubt as I have met him) then what the **** is he doing saying fighters should be paralyzed etc etc

We have our share of Limey cocks on here but I never thought we would stoop to that level!

It ain't him, can't be. Boxers are usually very respectful of their craft and wouldn't say such things.

I don't reckon he'd appear as himself. Surely.

Don't know guys, he seems fairly genuine.

He has kind of apologised for some of the comments but still.....

if it is him get him to post a pic with him init say tony booth on boxing scene

Yeah, I might.

Like I said he seems OK today but the damage was done?

Yeah, I might.

Like I said he seems OK today but the damage was done?

Don't worry Mick. I still have my doubts, but i'm sure he will understand when he finds out about how many alts there are, and people pretending to be folk of boxrec.

He does seem like an alrate chap like... still... i'm not to sure.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121929

Hoff, How's about doing an updated get to know a Limey?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121929

I've seen alot better! Check out Nicky Whelan off neighbours on my avatar...i'm in ****ing love.

I've seen alot better! Check out Nicky Whelan off neighbours on my avatar...i'm in ****ing love.

I'd give her a full service and MOT.

:hitit:

I've seen alot better! Check out Nicky Whelan off neighbours on my avatar...i'm in ****ing love.

****, she's hot!

And nearly 18,000 posts in the Lang!

Must .........

become.......

18,000 th..............

Poster!!!!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Laddie, come for some e-lovin!