He's a ****in ocean darling. I'm bloated and fit to burst so I am. Me belly is doing an impression of 2nd to none or the dosia...or any other fat yank you may care to mention.

To be truthful with yer darling, if me belly keeps this up I'm gonna cunting disown it. There's only so much yer should take off yer belly, you know? It's like 2nd and his balls. He's never had them under control and now he's paying the price.

It's all about discipline. I'll show me belly who's boss.

You need to whip him into shape as soon as.

I tried telling 2nd to get his **** to lay the law down to them bollocks of his, but did he listen? did he ****!

You need to whip him into shape as soon as.

I tried telling 2nd to get his **** to lay the law down to them bollocks of his, but did he listen? did he ****!

I tried to tell him an all. 2nd just aint got the balls to give his balls what for. Either toe the party line or have the whip on yer, that's what I say. My balls would never even dare to cross me.

What about that fella who swam to the north pole laddie. I bet his balls were ****in angry with him after that eh...

I tried to tell him an all. 2nd just aint got the balls to give his balls what for. Either toe the party line or have the whip on yer, that's what I say. My balls would never even dare to cross me.

What about that fella who swam to the north pole laddie. I bet his balls were ****in angry with him after that eh...

Probably took him even longer to find them than it did to swim up north.

Probably took him even longer to find them than it did to swim up north.

I bet they were all shrivelled up and didnt wannna come out to play for ****in ages. "**** you yer cunt, we froze because of you. Think we're gonna be a home for your David Seaman from now on? Piss off yer cunt! Consider yerself sterilised" they said to him.

I'd be angry an all if I was them.

Laddie, who are your favourite novelists?

I bet they were all shrivelled up and didnt wannna come out to play for ****in ages. "**** you yer cunt, we froze because of you. Think we're gonna be a home for your David Seaman from now on? Piss off yer cunt! Consider yerself sterilised" they said to him.

I'd be angry an all if I was them.

Laddie, who are your favourite novelists?

I've a fair few, babes.

George Orwell
H.G. Wells
Mark Twain
J.R.R. Tolkien
D.H. Lawrence
Robert Louis Stevenson
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Ernest Hemingway
Charles Dickens.

That's off the top of me head.

I've a fair few, babes.

George Orwell
H.G. Wells
Mark Twain
J.R.R. Tolkien
D.H. Lawrence
Robert Louis Stevenson
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Ernest Hemingway
Charles Dickens.

That's off the top of me head.

Good choices laddie. Scott Fitzgerald is also a fave of mine, and I'm fond of the others an all. I must make a cunting attempt to read some George Orwell though. I'm ashamed to admit that I've read nothing of his.

Laddie, being that you're a kilt wearing, penny pinching, bag pipe blowing, haggis eating sexy boy... have you read any of Ian Rankin's novels? He's one of your fellow scots and he's wrote a whole series of detective novels set in Edinburgh and they're a cunting good read so they are. Rebus (the main character, and detective) is a cunt who you'd love. Frank Gallagher would be proud of him, and his taste in music is right up your street an all. They aint yer typical detective novel type airport trash. They're cunting great so they are.

Good choices laddie. Scott Fitzgerald is also a fave of mine, and I'm fond of the others an all. I must make a cunting attempt to read some George Orwell though. I'm ashamed to admit that I've read nothing of his.

Laddie, being that you're a kilt wearing, penny pinching, bag pipe blowing, haggis eating sexy boy... have you read any of Ian Rankin's novels? He's one of your fellow scots and he's wrote a whole series of detective novels set in Edinburgh and they're a cunting good read so they are. Rebus (the main character, and detective) is a cunt who you'd love. Frank Gallagher would be proud of him, and his taste in music is right up your street an all. They aint yer typical detective novel type airport trash. They're cunting great so they are.

I'm afraid i haven't.

I've been meaning to get me hands on some Rankin for a while now though.

I'm afraid i haven't.

I've been meaning to get me hands on some Rankin for a while now though.

Do it laddie. You wont regret it. Yer truly wont. Start with 'knots and crosses'. That's the first in the series.

Do it laddie. You wont regret it. Yer truly wont. Start with 'knots and crosses'. That's the first in the series.

How does this Rebus compare to other fictional detectives?

Rankin is a decent writer I read his first 3 books, whereas I think my dad has read everyone of his

How does this Rebus compare to other fictional detectives?

He's more of a rounded character, well thought out and not just one dimensional. I aint read loads of detective novels but I would say that Rebus is the best of the ones I have read. I think you'd love him laddie. The only other fictional detective who I think compares with him is Arkady Renko who is the detective in 'Gorky park' (and a few others) by Martin Cruz Smith.

He's more of a rounded character, well thought out and not just one dimensional. I aint read loads of detective novels but I would say that Rebus is the best of the ones I have read. I think you'd love him laddie. The only other fictional detective who I think compares with him is Arkady Renko who is the detective in the 'Gorky park' (and a few others) by Martin Cruz Smith.

Would he smash a whisky bottle over Sherlock Holmes' head and show him how it should be done?

Would he smash a whisky bottle over Sherlock Holmes' head and show him how it should be done?

Only an empty whisky bottle me darling. That Rebus wouldn't waste good whisky on Sherlock cunting Holmes, oh no!

Sherlock and his bum boy Watson would be left for dead by my boy Rebus in a game of treasure hunt. Rebus would get to all the cunting clues before old Sherlock Homeboy.

Only an empty whisky bottle me darling. That Rebus wouldn't waste good whisky on Sherlock cunting Holmes, oh no!

Sherlock and his bum boy Watson would be left for dead by my boy Rebus in a game of treasure hunt. Rebus would get to all the cunting clues before old Sherlock Homeboy.

A man after me own heart.

I always thought Rebus was a bit too much of a cliched alcoholic cop. Still a good character in a very good series though.

I always thought Rebus was a bit too much of a cliched alcoholic cop. Still a good character in a very good series though.

I think he carries it off. Granted he fits into the alcoholic cop cliche, but his humour, love of music and army past give him more of an edge. His anti authority stance and self destructiveness is also a bit of a cliche in itself, but I think the way Rankin puts it across makes it transcend the usual cliche stuff you read.

Sorry, my loves. I just popped into the john to release a Tommy Tit and read today's papers.

hello everyone.

How are we tonight?

hello everyone.

How are we tonight?

I'm sexalicious.

And yourself?

Sorry, my loves. I just popped into the john to release a Tommy Tit and read today's papers.

Daily record?

I'm sexalicious.

And yourself?

cool, I am alright.

cool, I am alright.

yum yum :hitit:

Southpaw, have you been at the ale tonight?

Southpaw, have you been at the ale tonight?

I'm drunk, babes. Be gentle....

Do you lot never get bored of pretending to be in a homosexual relationship all the time?

Do you lot never get bored of pretending to be in a homosexual relationship all the time?


Who's pretending? :twak:

Who's pretending? :twak:

Damn straight. :love:

Damn straight. :love:

It was the talk of a man who had never experienced the Hoff's beef bayonet.

It was the talk of a man who had never experienced the Hoff's beef bayonet.

It turns out that ignorance isn't bliss.

It turns out that ignorance isn't bliss.

Indeed, Laddie. We just kicked the **** out of that old statement, so we did.

The Hoff's trousersnake > Ignorance.

So...u are all really gay, and don't just flirt on the internets as a joke. I seee... ok.

Good luck with that.

So...u are all really gay, and don't just flirt on the internets as a joke. I seee... ok.

Good luck with that.

No no it is gay to have bum fun with gay men. Between straight men it is homo erotic. Especially when there is keyboards involved :hitit:

Where is HoFF!?

Roy beat John Ruiz, who is a top 3 heavyweight of all time. So he could easily beat Larry Holmes.

Roy beat John Ruiz, who is a top 3 heavyweight of all time. So he could easily beat Larry Holmes.

You got me there laddie. Ruiz's constant use of the jab and refusing to get into a clinch easily resembles the style of mister Holmes.

Ruiz's jab is right up there beside Liston's as the greatest jab ever. If Roy could get past a master jab like Ruiz's then he won't have a problem getting past Larry's mediocre one.

Add to this Roy's stellar power past 160 and Larry's weak chin and it becomes even clearer.

Roy by Ko after pwning Holmes for 7 rounds.

Ruiz's jab is right up there beside Liston's as the greatest jab ever. If Roy could get past a master jab like Ruiz's then he won't have a problem getting past Larry's mediocre one.

Add to this Roy's stellar power past 160 and Larry's weak chin and it becomes even clearer.

Roy by Ko after pwning Holmes for 7 rounds.

100% correct, babes.

you watching little Gavin Rees at the moment, laddie?

100% correct, babes.

you watching little Gavin Rees at the moment, laddie?

I'm not, sadly.

Me box got cut off and i don't have access to ITV4.

I'm not, sadly.

Me box got cut off and i don't have access to ITV4.

He's a Welsh 5'3 light welter, totally dominating some tall black dude. Brings a tear to me eye laddie. In a few years time our Exige will be doing the same.

He's a Welsh 5'3 light welter totally dominating some tall black dude. Bring a tear to me eye laddie. In a few years time our Exige will be doing the same.

Short man syndrome, eh?

The rage inside these small fellas can be quite frightening.

Short man syndrome, eh?

The rage inside these small fellas can be quite frightening.

I wouldn't want to bump into this Rees chap in a dark alley........... I'l likely not see him and end up crushing him.

I wouldn't want to bump into this Rees chap in a dark alley........... I'l likely not see him and end up crushing him.

Better take your night vision goggles with you next time - for rees' safety.

Better take your night vision goggles with you next time - for rees' safety.

Final round, babes. Me lads gonna do it.

For all the short lads.

For all the short lads.


He did it laddie, I hope he goes and drinks his own bodyweight in beer. So that will be about three pints or so?

I'm hoping big Mac puts on a good show.

He did it laddie, I hope he goes and drinks his own bodyweight in beer. So that will be about three pints or so?

I'm hoping big Mac puts on a good show.

He will, babes.

Evening fellas. Lets hope our sexy welsh bum boy puts on a ****ing good show.

I've got 200k on katsidis tonight. That sexy aussie better not let me down.

Laddie, I hope Winky performs for yer tonight an all.

Evening fellas. Lets hope our sexy welsh bum boy puts on a ****ing good show.

I've got 200k on katsidis tonight. That sexy aussie better not let me down.

Laddie, I hope Winky performs for yer tonight an all.

Come on Macca. :boxing:

Evening fellas. Lets hope our sexy welsh bum boy puts on a ****ing good show.

I've got 200k on katsidis tonight. That sexy aussie better not let me down.

Laddie, I hope Winky performs for yer tonight an all.

We're all gonna be winners tonight, darling.

I just won £200 on Gavin Rees :)

Katsidis wont let you down. He's ****ing awesome

I just won £200 on Gavin Rees :)

Katsidis wont let you down. He's ****ing awesome

Agreed.

Come on Macca!

Laddie, it's a big night for us tonight, we're gonna be e-rich so we are...and it's doubly sweet that I'll be winning me 200k off those points hoarding pinoys.

I've got me hands on some cans tonight as well :beerchug:

Agreed.

Come on Macca!

Laddie, it's a big night for us tonight, we're gonna be e-rich so we are...and it's doubly sweet that I'll be winning me 200k off those points hoarding pinoys.

I've got me hands on some cans tonight as well :beerchug:

I scrounged some cash together meself, but it's 6 litres of cheap cider for me.

BTW, ****in' nice one on yer 200 quid winnings on Rees tonight Tuggers. :friday:

I scrounged some cash together meself, but it's 6 litres of cheap cider for me.

Better than being a sober cunt though aint it laddie. Frank would be proud of yer.

BTW, ****in' nice one on yer 200 quid winnings on Rees tonight Tuggers. :friday:

Why thankyou :)

i watched the first 3 rounds and Rees was still a ****in massive price so i lumped on. Ive got money on Maccarinelli to KO Braithwaite in the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th or 12th (they were all over priced) but i dont think Braithwaite will make it to the 7th by the way this is going haha. Im workin at 8am so i cant watch the Winky v Hopkins fight. They know i love boxing. ive told the cunts if they do it again im quitting lol

Why thankyou :)

i watched the first 3 rounds and Rees was still a ****in massive price so i lumped on. Ive got money on Maccarinelli to KO Braithwaite in the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th or 12th (they were all over priced) but i dont think Braithwaite will make it to the 7th by the way this is going haha. Im workin at 8am so i cant watch the Winky v Hopkins fight. They know i love boxing. ive told the cunts if they do it again im quitting lol

lol You've got a cushy job though really aint yer.

I would've put money on Maccarinelli and kadsidis tonight but I'm ****in broke so I'll just settle for betting with e-points.

lol You've got a cushy job though really aint yer.

I would've put money on Maccarinelli and kadsidis tonight but I'm ****in broke so I'll just settle for betting with e-points.

Katsidis is 1/7 and i cant be arsed putting £70 on to win a tenner. im positive he'l win though. I never go out on the piss or anything anymore so im quids in this month. Got a lads holiday in 3 weeks though so no doubt ill spend a **** load whilst im away

Katsidis is 1/7 and i cant be arsed putting £70 on to win a tenner. im positive he'l win though. I never go out on the piss or anything anymore so im quids in this month. Got a lads holiday in 3 weeks though so no doubt ill spend a **** load whilst im away

Oh, it aint worth putting money on the katsidis fight then eh.

I reckon yer gonna win money on the Macca by ko bet an all by the looks of things. You'll have a nice wad to take away with yer on holiday.

I wouldn't wanna get hit by Enzo...

Oh, it aint worth putting money on the katsidis fight then eh.

I reckon yer gonna win money on the Macca by ko bet an all by the looks of things. You'll have a nice wad to take away with yer on holiday.

Ive already got £1200 to take away. Im thinkin about gettin a new tv. Ive seen a 37" HD ready LCD tv for £436 including delivery so i might buy that.

Enzo Needs to finish him now. Theres only 3 rounds left and i dont like losing money! haha

I wouldn't wanna get hit by Enzo...

Me neither. This is the first time ive seen him fight. I dont know how **** Braithwaite is but i like Maccarinelli from what ive seen tonight

This is gonna go the distance

Me neither. This is the first time ive seen him fight. I dont know how **** Braithwaite is but i like Maccarinelli from what ive seen tonight

I've been watching Enzo for a while. He has really improved.

I think Braithwaite is a former champ and he is mean't to be a huge puncher to.

Ive already got £1200 to take away. Im thinkin about gettin a new tv. Ive seen a 37" HD ready LCD tv for £436 including delivery so i might buy that.

Enzo Needs to finish him now. Theres only 3 rounds left and i dont like losing money! haha
Sounds good tuggers me old mucker.

Macca has got it in the bag but it'd sure be nice if he could get the KO. Braithwaite looks ****ed but he's durable and looks like he'll hold on to the end.

Sounds good tuggers me old mucker.

Macca has got it in the bag but it'd sure be nice if he could get the KO. Braithwaite looks ****ed but he's durable and looks like he'll hold on to the end.


He's holding on, so he is.

This will go the distance. Braithwaite isnt worn down enough so Enzo will have to get him with a flush shot to end this in the 12th

Pack of CUNTS

Hard luck Tuggers.

I've just won 10k off the sexy 'stache from Macca beating Braithwaite.

Hard luck Tuggers.

I've just won 10k off the sexy 'stache from Macca beating Braithwaite.

I had money on the fight anyway so im even :D

I enjoyed this fight, bloody good one.

I had money on the fight anyway so im even :D
Fair play to yer then Tuggers.
I enjoyed this fight, bloody good one.
Me too darling. Lets hope Winky wins for our sexy boy laddie.

Me too darling. Lets hope Winky wins for our sexy boy laddie.

and me, babes. I got a ten quid on Winky.

Ive got to wait till 10am to watch the repeat on Sky Sports 2. Winky Will win an SD

and me, babes. I got a ten quid on Winky.

I'll keep me fingers crossed for the both of yer then.

Go Winky :boxing:

I'll keep me fingers crossed for the both of yer then.

Go Winky :boxing:

That tenner is me bleedin' beer mobey for the next two days, so it is. Winky better win for me.

That tenner is me bleedin' beer money for the next two days, so it is. Winky better win for me.

I'll keep me toes crossed for yer an all then. God help Winky if he throws away yer beer money. He'd surely get his comeuppance for doing such a despicable thing.

I'll keep me toes crossed for yer an all then. God help Winky if he throws away yer beer money. He'd surely get his comeuppance for doing such a despicable thing.

I don't even want to envision that outcome, babes.

Just out of the shower my loves. Now i'm all refreshed and ready to knock one out over Katsidis and his non-stop punching.

I don't even want to envision that outcome, babes.

A positive mental image, that's what we need darling. A winky win and copious amounts of beer, that's the picture I've got in me head.

Just out of the shower my loves. Now i'm all refreshed and ready to knock one out over Katsidis and his non-stop punching.

Give hime one for me, Laddie.

It's getting closer.

The Hoff's orgasm not the fights.

A wink for me Winky.

A wink for me Winky.

Are the fights on SKY?

Are the fights on SKY?

Sky sports one, Laddie.

Sky sports one, Laddie.

I've got it working on Sopcast but it's **** quality.

I've got it working on Sopcast but it's **** quality.

Me beer goggles mean the sky picture is **** anyways. It's worth it though :beerchug:

Me beer goggles mean the sky picture is **** anyways. It's worth it though :beerchug:

How is katsidis doing me darling? Are me e-points safe?

Me beer goggles mean the sky picture is **** anyways. It's worth it though :beerchug:

You make a good point.

Bottom's up. :beerchug:

How is katsidis doing me darling? Are me e-points safe?

It's cunting close, babes. Good hard fight, so it is.

It's cunting close, babes. Good hard fight, so it is.

That's not what I wanted to hear darling, still, it aint yer fault so it aint. Let's hope katsidis pulls it out the bag.

That's not what I wanted to hear darling, still, it aint yer fault so it aint. Let's hope katsidis pulls it out the bag.

I got him a little ahead, if he maintains this work rate he will win. But both guys are working hard, me darling.

I got him a little ahead, if he maintains this work rate he will win. But both guys are working hard, me darling.

I'm glad it's a cunting good fight southpaw me lover, but katsidis better bloody keep it up. If I have to give a ****load of me points to the pinoys I wont be cunting happy.

I'm glad it's a cunting good fight southpaw me lover, but katsidis better bloody keep it up. If I have to give a ****load of me points to the pinoys I wont be cunting happy.

His left eye is looking a cunting mess, so it is. Could still go either way, babes.

His left eye is looking a cunting mess, so it is. Could still go either way, babes.

**** **** **** ****!

What a round.

I though Katsidids was going to stop him.

What a round.

I though Katsidids was going to stop him.

I nearly spilt me pint, I was excited for the Hoff, so I was.

What a round.

I though Katsidids was going to stop him.

I saw the knockdown and I was praying katsidis could finish him off, but it wasnt to be :(

**** me. Sopcast has jumped back in time all the way back to the 4th round.

**** a cunt!

**** me. Sopcast has jumped back in time all the way back to the 4th round.

**** a cunt!

Sopcast has ****ed me right off tonight me darling.

**** me. Sopcast has jumped back in time all the way back to the 4th round.

**** a cunt!

*points and laughs*

Caught the end of the 12th.

What was Katsidis playing at?

*points and laughs*

Southpaw, have some compassion for yer fellow bum boy.

200K in the bag, Hoff me darling.

:boxing: :hijacked:

What a fight!

200K in the bag, Hoff me darling.

I'm ****in made up so I am. Katsidis by the sound of things showed a ****load of heart. I cant wait to download this one.

Those pinoys aint gonna be happy, but **** em, I'm e-rich so I am!

Fella's, I'm off to bed. I cant be ****ed to stay up for this ****ty sopcast quality. I'll download the hopkins - winky fight tomorrow.

Good luck laddie. I hope Winky does yer proud.

I'm ****in made up so I am. Katsidis by the sound of things showed a ****load of heart. I cant wait to download this one.

Those pinoys aint gonna be happy, but **** em, I'm e-rich so I am!

Fella's, I'm off to bed. I cant be ****ed to stay up for this ****ty sopcast quality. I'll download the hopkins - winky fight tomorrow.

Good luck laddie. I hope Winky does yer proud.

Yer got your e-fortune back, babes. Cuntin good fight to boot. G'night :luvbed:

I'm ****in made up so I am. Katsidis by the sound of things showed a ****load of heart. I cant wait to download this one.

Those pinoys aint gonna be happy, but **** em, I'm e-rich so I am!

Fella's, I'm off to bed. I cant be ****ed to stay up for this ****ty sopcast quality. I'll download the hopkins - winky fight tomorrow.

Good luck laddie. I hope Winky does yer proud.

He ****ing better.

Goodnight me darling. :luvbed:

I won 210k tonight me darlings. I wont ever reach me former glories, but as long as I've got enough to change a cunts avatar every now and again I'll be happy.

Sopcast seems much better now, so I might just stay up and cheer for Winky. I've gotta support me fellow bum boys eh...

He ****ing better.

Goodnight me darling. :luvbed:

Me beer supply for the next two days all depend on winky. I hope I was wright to bet on him winning this one.

Some bald prick's just walked passed me window and started attacking a group of Asian men - completely unprovoked and started bawling horrendous racism at them.

Tattoo's, and a BNP voter by the looks of em'

What a cunt.

Some bald prick's just walked passed me window and started attacking a group of Asian men - completely unprovoked and started bawling horrendous racism at them.

Tattoo's, and a BNP voter by the looks of em'

What a cunt.

Go and sort em out laddie. You scots are dangerous fellows, so you are.

Go and sort em out laddie. You scots are dangerous fellows, so you are.

I opened me window and told him to **** off, as did a few others, but it's still got me seething. I hate ****ing racists like that cunt.

I should have grabbed a fork from me kitchen drawer, ran down and stabbed him right between the eyes.

What a cunt he was.

I opened me window and told him to **** off, as did a few others, but it's still got me seething. I hate ****ing racists like that cunt.

I should have grabbed a fork from me kitchen drawer, ran down and stabbed him right between the eyes.

What a cunt he was.

you should have just given him the "Stinger" Stare. Works a treat for me. Eyes can say what words can not, so they can.

you should have just given him the "Stinger" Stare. Works a treat for me. Eyes can say what words can not, so they can.

I'm too inebriated to give any sort of stare. Me eyes would just wander to the side making me look anything but imposing.

you should have just given him the "Stinger" Stare. Works a treat for me. Eyes can say what words can not, so they can.

Forks between the eyes can say it better though southpaw.

Addison just said that Winky looks soft, but what does our sexy Addy know eh?

I've just had a lovely ham, cheese and pickle sandwich. I might treat meself and have another one.

Forks between the eyes can say it better though southpaw.

Addison just said that Winky looks soft, but what does our sexy Addy know eh?

I've just had a lovely ham, cheese and pickle sandwich. I might treat meself and have another one.


Only someone who has never suffered the Stinger stare would ever say that, me darlin.
A prod from yer beef bayonet is just as effective whilst we are on the subject.

How's your alcohol intake, Southpaw?

Only someone who has never suffered the Stinger stare would ever say that, me darlin.
A prod from yer beef bayonet is just as effective whilst we are on the subject.

Yer right babes. If ever a cunt was forced to endure a stinger stare and a prodding from me beef bayonet at the same time then surely they'd never recover.

How's your alcohol intake, Southpaw?

Hasn't been me usual ship's hull full tonight, Laddie. I'm disapointed, so i am.

Yer right babes. If ever a cunt was forced to endure a stinger stare and a prodding from me beef bayonet at the same time then surely they'd never recover.

If only i could have managed to tie the cunt up and give me fellow bum boys a phone - the cunt would have been Martin Luther King Jr the 2nd after spending a night in a basement with youse two.

If only i could have managed to tie the cunt up and give me fellow bum boys a phone - the cunt would have been Martin Luther King Jr the 2nd after spending a night in a basement with youse two.

Do you think that sending forever bled in to the cunt to give him a good talking to would be too harsh on him? Does any man deserve that kind of punishment?

Do you think that sending forever bled in to the cunt to give him a good talking to would be too harsh on him? Does any man deserve that kind of punishment?

No one, and i mean no one, deserves that sort of punishment. Death penalty? sure! Enduring a Forever Misled rant? no ****ing way.

I opened me window and told him to **** off, as did a few others, but it's still got me seething. I hate ****ing racists like that cunt.

I should have grabbed a fork from me kitchen drawer, ran down and stabbed him right between the eyes.

What a cunt he was.

you should of done then, it should be second nature for you

Do you think that sending forever bled in to the cunt to give him a good talking to would be too harsh on him? Does any man deserve that kind of punishment?


bleedin heck, babes. I never knew you could be that viscious
:love:

you should of done then, it should be second nature for you

I should have but i was in me socks and i ain't running down pissed stained stairs for no one.

The big one.

The fight....not Hoff's ****, although Hoff's **** is very big.

**** Sopcast.

I hope the cunt responsible for this horrendous stream - get's dangled on a hook between the Dosia and a black hole, and they can both fight it out for the cunt.

Winky Winky!

Is it just you and me now Laddie?

I had two hours kip and I come down to this...........

Hard luck fellas. I didn't manage to stay up for the fight but I went to sleep with me cunting fingers crossed so I did. I feel bad for the both of youse so I do.

I'm ****ing gutted. I shall castrate Maragarito and Winky for losing me all my sexy e-points.

****ing cunts.

It's a kick in the trousersnake, so it is. No beer for the stinger tonight. :(

It's a kick in the trousersnake, so it is. No beer for the stinger tonight. :(

No nothing for me tonight.

Fellas, it turns out that I'd miscalculated me bets. I actually won 260k last night.

I'll send some points your way fellas. It's only fair.

Southpaw, I feel for yer darling. Sobriety is a right cunt.

Fellas, it turns out that I'd miscalculated me bets. I actually won 260k last night.

I'll send some points your way fellas. It's only fair.

Southpaw, I feel for yer darling. Sobriety is a right cunt.


cheers, babes. I was Wrong to pick Wright :nonono:

Fellas, it turns out that I'd miscalculated me bets. I actually won 260k last night.

I'll send some points your way fellas. It's only fair.

Southpaw, I feel for yer darling. Sobriety is a right cunt.

You're my Saviour, and come September - Sexy Joe will have me back in the rich list. :luvbed:

Sexy Joe is gonna win us all a **** load of points me darlings.

Will Jangeorg ever post again once his boy gets beat?

Wriht had no business at 170 he looked badly out of shape and as for Hopkins I hope Calzaghe takes up his offer if he gets past kessler, cause yet again I see a trend being set as 80% of the board are picking hopkins over Calzaghe very much like lacy

Wriht had no business at 170 he looked badly out of shape and as for Hopkins I hope Calzaghe takes up his offer if he gets past kessler, cause yet again I see a trend being set as 80% of the board are picking hopkins over Calzaghe very much like lacy

Jimmy, where did you find that picture of Versatile that you are currently using as your avatar?

Sexy Joe is gonna win us all a **** load of points me darlings.

Will Jangeorg ever post again once his boy gets beat?

I ****ing doubt it. It's hard to post on the Internet after committing suicide.

Jimmy, where did you find that picture of Versatile that you are currently using as your avatar?

www.youngstupidblackmen.com

Someone Is Killing Good
People. Why?

A series of murders as far apart as the backstreets of New York, the crowded slums of India and the pristine beaches of Cape Town can't be connected. Can they?

Rookie New York Times reporter Will Monroe thinks not - untill his beautiful wife Beth is kidnapped. The men holding her seem ready to kill without hesitation.

Desperate, Will follows a sinister trail that leads to a mysterious cult - fanatical followers of one of the world's oldest religions - right on his own doorstep. Now he must unravel ancient prophecies and riddles buried deep in the bible to find a secret worth killing for, a secret on which the fate of humanity may depend. But with more victims dying every hour and each clue wrapped in layers of code, time is running out ...

Someone Is Killing Good
People. Why?

A series of murders as far apart as the backstreets of New York, the crowded slums of India and the pristine beaches of Cape Town can't be connected. Can they?
Rookie New York Times reporter Will Monroe thinks not - untill his beautiful wife Beth is kidnapped. The men holding her seem ready to kill without hesitation.

Desperate, Will follows a sinister trail that leads to a mysterious cult - fanatical followers of one of the world's oldest religions - right on his own doorstep. Now he must unravel ancient prophecies and riddles buried deep in the bible to find a secret worth killing for, a secret on which the fate of humanity may depend. But with more victims dying every hour and each clue wrapped in layers of code, time is running out ...


Bleedin matts on the prowl again, is he?

Bleedin matts on the prowl again, is he?

Indeed. He's got his passport, his suitcase and a desire to slash open some abdomens. :nonono:

Indeed. He's got his passport, his suitcase and a desire to slash open some abdomens. :nonono:


Well at least he's gone globel. I bet he does better than Beckham in that department.

Well at least he's gone globel. I bet he does better than Beckham in that department.

He had to leave his own shores for the sake of his legacy.

He had to leave his own shores for the sake of his legacy.

I heard he just went to Yank land to encourage his wife to eat.

I heard he just went to Yank land to encourage his wife to eat.

Can blow-up dolls digest burgers?

Can blow-up dolls digest burgers?

Blow up dolls are surprisingly durable, Laddie.

From what I've heard.

Blow up dolls are surprisingly durable, Laddie.

From what I've heard.

Polythene Pam or sexy Sadie?

Polythene Pam or sexy Sadie?

I always liked Lustie Linda and Erotic Estella.

I always liked Lustie Linda and Erotic Estella.

Fancy a 6sum?

Fancy a 6sum?


Any time, Laddie.

Do you have a pump anywhere or are your's self inflatable?

Any time, Laddie.

Do you have a pump anywhere or are your's self inflatable?

I've got a love-pump that should have them standing to attention in next to no time.

I've got a love-pump that should have them standing to attention in next to no time.

Trousersnakes > Handpumps


We must begin :luvbed:

Trousersnakes > Handpumps


We must begin :luvbed:

*Whips off kecks and dives under the duvet with Southpaw*

*Whips off kecks and dives under the duvet with Southpaw*


Don't forget Polythene Pam :hitit:

Don't forget Polythene Pam :hitit:

She's inflated and ready to be mated.

She's inflated and ready to be mated.

I think I've given her a puncture. I ope' you got plasters, Laddie. That usually fixers em'.

I think I've given her a puncture. I ope' you got plasters, Laddie. That usually fixers em'.

I'll patch her up with me love glue.

I'll patch her up with me love glue.

I'm knackered, Laddie. No beer to keep me going.


Shag yer later :luvbed:

I'm knackered, Laddie. No beer to keep me going.


Shag yer later :luvbed:

Sweet dreams big fella. :kiss:

REVOLVER

Revolver is The Beatles' seventh album, released on August 5, 1966. The album showcased a number of new stylistic developments which would become more pronounced on later albums. Many of the tracks on Revolver are marked by an electric guitar-rock sound, in contrast with their previous, folk-rock inspired Rubber Soul. It reached #1 in the UK chart for 7 weeks and #1 on the US chart for 6 weeks.

Revolver is often cited as one of the greatest albums in rock music history. In 1997 it was named the 3rd greatest album of all time in a 'Music of the Millennium' poll conducted by HMV, Channel 4, The Guardian and Classic FM. In 2006 Q magazine readers placed it at number 4, while in 2000 the same magazine placed it at number 1 in its list of the 100 Greatest British Albums Ever. In 2001 the TV network VH1 named it the number 1 greatest album of all time, a position it also achieved in the Virgin All Time Top 1,000 Albums.[1] A PopMatters review described the album as "the individual members of the greatest band in the history of pop music peaking at the exact same time",[2] while Ink Blot magazine claims it "stands at the summit of western pop music".[3] In 2002, the readers of Rolling Stone ranked the album the greatest of all time. In 2003, the album was ranked number 3 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time. It placed behind only Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and Pet Sounds.

Songs

Melodic diversity; innovation in the studio

"Eleanor Rigby", one of Paul McCartney's more notable songs on the album, was released as a single (in a double A-side with "Yellow Submarine") concurrently with the album. The song contains McCartney's lyrical imagery and a string arrangement (scored by George Martin under McCartney's direction), which was inspired by the Bernard Herrmann score for François Truffaut's film Fahrenheit 451. The strings were recorded rather dry and compressed, giving a stark, urgent sound. Ringo Starr has confirmed that he contributed the line "Father McKenzie, writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear."[citation needed] It was originally written as "Father McCartney" but was changed as it was thought that listeners would assume that it referred to Paul's father. So, after looking through a local phone book, he found the name McKenzie. The song had a great effect upon release for its stark imagery and elegiac tone, which contrasted with The Beatles' prior output.

Lennon was the main writer of "I'm Only Sleeping". George Harrison and John Lennon played the notes for the lead guitar (and for the second guitar in the solo) in reverse order, then reversed the tape and mixed it in. The backwards guitar sound builds the sleepy, ominous, and weeping tone of the song. This, along with backwards vocals used on the Beatles song "Rain" (recorded at the sessions and released separately, as the B-side to the "Paperback Writer" single), was the first recorded instance of backmasking in popular music, which Lennon discovered after mistakenly loading a reel-to-reel tape backwards under the influence of marijuana.[citation needed]

Another key production technique used for the first time on this album was automatic double tracking (ADT), invented by EMI engineer Ken Townsend on 6 April 1966. This technique used two linked tape recorders to create automatically a doubled vocal track. ADT was an improvement over the standard method, which was to double the vocal by singing the same piece twice onto a multitrack tape, a task Lennon particularly disliked. The Beatles were reportedly delighted with the invention, and used it extensively on Revolver. ADT quickly became a standard pop production technique, and led to related developments, including phasing, flanging and chorus.

Lennon's other contributions included "And Your Bird Can Sing" and "She Said, She Said", both of which are guitar-laden tracks with swirling melodies.

McCartney's "Got to Get You Into My Life" was a Memphis soul tribute, inspired by Stax Records, which used brass instrumentation extensively. Although cast in the form of a love song, McCartney has since revealed that the song was actually an ode to marijuana. (Lennon is quoted in Anthology as claiming that the song is about LSD.) It was released as a single in 1976, ten years after the album.

McCartney also contributed "For No One" (written for his then-girlfriend Jane Asher), a melancholy song featuring him playing clavichord and a horn solo played by Alan Civil; "Good Day Sunshine", a cheery pastiche of The Lovin' Spoonful, which was quickly covered as a single by The Tremeloes; and the epic "Here, There, and Everywhere", written in the style of The Beach Boys, which was covered by The Lettermen and in 1976 was a hit for Emmylou Harris.

Harrison's emergence as songwriter

Revolver was also a breakthrough album for Harrison as a songwriter, and he contributed three songs on Revolver, including the opening track, "Taxman". The guitar solo is actually played by McCartney, making "Taxman" one of relatively few Beatles songs on which Harrison did not play lead guitar. The "Mr. Wilson" and "Mr. Heath" referred to in the lyrics (right after the word "taxman") are Harold Wilson and Edward Heath, who were, respectively, the British Labour Prime Minister, and Conservative Leader of the Opposition at the time. This marked the first time that public figures were directly named in a Beatles song. In the Anthology 2 version, "Mr. Wilson and Mr Heath" were replaced with "Anybody got a little money." The song was a protest against the high marginal rates of income tax paid by high earners like the Beatles, which were sometimes as much as 95 percent of their income. (This would lead to many top musicians becoming tax exiles in later years.)

Harrison also wrote "I Want to Tell You", about his difficulty expressing himself in words. "Love You To" marked a significant expansion of his burgeoning interest in Indian music and the sitar, which started with "Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)" on 1965's Rubber Soul. Beatles fans also point out that it was the intro to "Love You To" that was playing in the background when the Harrison character first appears in Yellow Submarine, the animated Beatles movie released in 1968.

Heralding the psychedelic era

The most light-hearted track on Revolver is the childlike "Yellow Submarine." The song's main inspiration can be traced back to one of Lennon's school drawing books from the early 1950s[citation needed]. McCartney himself has said that he wrote "Yellow Submarine" as a children's song for Starr to sing. It is commonly regarded as a psychedelic song[citation needed] .

Although not credited on the album, the Scottish singer-songwriter Donovan, who had become a close friend of the Beatles, assisted with vocals and with the writing of the song itself. Donovan came up with the line "Sky of blue, sea of green, in our yellow submarine."[citation needed] Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones can be heard clinking glasses in the background, and Beatles road manager Mal Evans also sang on the track. With the help of their EMI production team, the Beatles overdubbed stock sound effects they found in the Abbey Road studio tape library. (George Martin had collected these for his production of recordings of the British radio comedy programme The Goon Show.)

According to Lennon, some of the trippy lyrics of "She Said, She Said" were taken almost verbatim from an exchange he had with actor Peter Fonda in August 1965, while he (Lennon), Harrison and Starr were under the influence of LSD at their rented house in Benedict Canyon (in Beverly Hills, California). Fonda had stopped by to see his friends (members of the Byrds) — and to meet the Beatles. During the ensuing conversation, Fonda said to Harrison, "I know what it's like to be dead," because as a boy he had almost died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Hearing this, Lennon bluntly replied: "Who put all that **** in your head?"

In 1972, Lennon offered some context for the influence of drugs on the Beatles' creativity (quoted in The Beatles Anthology):

"It's like saying, 'Did Dylan Thomas write Under Milk Wood on beer?' What does that have to do with it? The beer is to prevent the rest of the world from crowding in on you. The drugs are to prevent the rest of the world from crowding in on you. They don't make you write any better. I never wrote any better stuff because I was on acid or not on acid."

Cover

The cover illustration was created by German-born bassist and artist Klaus Voormann, who was one of the Beatles' oldest friends from their days at the Star Club in Hamburg. At the time of the album's release, Voormann was the bassist for Manfred Mann.

Voormann's illustration, part line drawing and part collage, included photographs by Robert Whitaker, who also took the back cover photographs and many other famous images of the group between 1964 and 1966, such as the infamous "butcher cover" for Yesterday and Today.

Voormann's own photo as well as his name (Klaus O. W. Voormann) is worked into Harrison's hair on the right-hand side of the cover. In the Revolver cover appearing in his artwork for Anthology 3, he replaced this image with a more recent photo.

Harrison's Revolver image was seen again on his single release of "When We Was Fab" along with an updated version of the same image.

Title

The title Revolver, like Rubber Soul before it, is a pun, referring both to a kind of handgun as well as the "revolving" motion of the record as it is played on a turntable.

Have you guys watched the Earle vs Katsidis fight?

If so does anyone know the song that Katsidis used for his intro?

Southpaw, are you mourning the death of our beloved Tweedy thread?

Southpaw, are you mourning the death of our beloved Tweedy thread?


I am cunting destroyed, Laddie.

You must do somthing to fill the void.

I am cunting destroyed, Laddie.

You must do somthing to fill the void.

I'm going to bomb Phototbucket headquarters and destroy their cunting servers.

Slags!

I'm going to bomb Phototbucket headquarters and destroy their cunting servers.

Slags!

They can sell our navy to the French, they can bomb all breweries... but they go a step too ****in far when they remove the tweedy pics.

They can sell our navy to the French, they can bomb all breweries... but they go a step too ****in far when they remove the tweedy pics.

A cuntin' moon leap too far.

If only the bandwidth was as large as our trousersnakes - then we could ogle the gorgeous Cheryl for many years to come.

A cuntin' moon leap too far.

If only the bandwidth was as large as our trousersnakes - then we could ogle the gorgeous Cheryl for many years to come.

Years? you mean decades.

Is there anything salvagable? As one empire falls, a new empire can be born?

Years? you mean decades.

Is there anything salvagable? As one empire falls, a new empire can be born?

I'm no tech wiz, babes. I haven't got a ****ing clue how to save the thread.

I'm no tech wiz, babes. I haven't got a ****ing clue how to save the thread.


This is my last hope;

Can you begin a new thread one day?? :puppy_dog

This is my last hope;

Can you begin a new thread one day?? :puppy_dog

I could, but would there be any point? it would never reach the heights of the 1st thread.

All we can do is mourn and let time be our healer.

I could, but would there be any point? it would never reach the heights of the 1st thread.

All we can do is mourn and let time be our healer.

They said the same thing about Airplane 2 and............

well your right, let us mourn and get on with our e-lives

:kiss:

Sequels never live up to expectation, except the Godfather part 2.

Sequels never live up to expectation, except the Godfather part 2.

And Babe 2: Pig in the city

Where is the Lord Hoffyness tonight?

beers tonight lads, I'll be drinking a weeks worth in six hours.

beers tonight lads, I'll be drinking a weeks worth in six hours.

I've got me cash, babes. And after eating toast for 4 days straight - i'm going to treat myself to a crate of beer and a curry tonight.

I've got me cash, babes. And after eating toast for 4 days straight - i'm going to treat myself to a crate of beer and a curry tonight.

curry? lucky bloke. I went crazy and spent all me cash on beer. Curry next week for me.

curry? lucky bloke. I went crazy and spent all me cash on beer. Curry next week for me.

Beer must come first. That's the rule.

Beer must come first. That's the rule.

Well I got a pot noodle, babes. Just in case I get peckish.

Well I got a pot noodle, babes. Just in case I get peckish.

Chicken and mushroom i hope?

Chicken and mushroom i hope?

nay. It be curry flavour, Laddie, if i can't have the real thing I always have the noodle substitute in me cuboard.

nay. It be curry flavour, Laddie, if i can't have the real thing I always have the noodle substitute in me cuboard.

Makes sense.

If only Wan wasn't in jail for rape and animal abuse - he could have sold you a cully and some flied lice for half the original price.

Makes sense.

If only Wan wasn't in jail for rape and animal abuse - he could have sold you a cully and some flied lice for half the original price.

I vely vely pissed off that Wan be put in jail for lape and lacism.

I vely vely pissed off that Wan be put in jail for lape and lacism.

It's a miscalliage of justice.

It's a miscalliage of justice.

So it is. :kiss:

Flee wan!

We arr want justice selved.

He was a gleat man - a lighteous man and a roving man. He was a ploud membel of team ruck flank wallen and made the best cullies this side of Singapole.

Flee wan!

We arr want justice selved.

He was a gleat man - a lighteous man and a roving man. He was a ploud membel of team ruck flank wallen and made the best cullies this side of Singapole.

What more needs to be said?

Flee Wan Lon.

What more needs to be said?

Flee Wan Lon.

It would make a fitting epitaph.

REJOICE!

I got paid today fellas and I wont be running out of beer money for quite a cunting while now :beerchug:



P.S
Laddie, that book you recommended, I bought it today.

REJOICE!

I got paid today fellas and I wont be running out of beer money for quite a cunting while now :beerchug:



P.S
Laddie, that book you recommended, I bought it today.

Wish I had money :(

I really need a job but no-one is employing new staff :nonono:

It's bull**** too because I have one of the best CV's an employer will probably see for a 16 year old.

Wish I had money :(

I really need a job but no-one is employing new staff :nonono:

It's bull**** too because I have one of the best CV's an employer will probably see for a 16 year old.

Have you just finished your GCSE's then Raging?

...and can't you get a job in Tesco's or sainsburys or something like that? just to get some money coming in.

Have you just finished your GCSE's then Raging?

...and can't you get a job in Tesco's or sainsburys or something like that? just to get some money coming in.

Yeh finished them last month mate.

My mums getting an application form for Morrisons but our town centre is being redeveloped and a ton of shops are shutting down or downsizing so there's no bloody jobs :(

Yeh finished them last month mate.

My mums getting an application form for Morrisons but our town centre is being redeveloped and a ton of shops are shutting down or downsizing so there's no bloody jobs :(

That's ****in **** son. Good luck with Morrisons though.

How d'you reckon you did in yer exams? Are you planning to go to college or sixth form, Raging?

BTW, nice liquid swords avatar.

That's ****in **** son. Good luck with Morrisons though.

How d'you reckon you did in yer exams? Are you planning to go to college or sixth form, Raging?

BTW, nice liquid swords avatar.

Thanks pal :fing02:

I think I did ok, passed everything. But I doubt I got close to my targets in most subjects because I just couldn't be ****ed to revise or study.

Yeh I'm going to college to get my A-levels before I join the RAF.

Cool innit, I was looking for some cool pictures of the Genius and this came up so I just thought "I'm cunting robbing that".

Thanks pal :fing02:

I think I did ok, passed everything. But I doubt I got close to my targets in most subjects because I just couldn't be ****ed to revise or study.

Yeh I'm going to college to get my A-levels before I join the RAF.

Cool innit, I was looking for some cool pictures of the Genius and this came up so I just thought "I'm cunting robbing that".

I was the same with my GCSE's, but still did alright. Enough to get by anyway. As long as you did well enough to do the A-levels you wanna do then you're alright.

So you gonna be a pilot, Raging?

I ****in love liquid swords (the album that is), and the artwork on the cover is quality. That were a fine steal so it was Raging.

I was the same with my GCSE's, but still did alright. Enough to get by anyway. As long as you did well enough to do the A-levels you wanna do then you're alright.

So you gonna be a pilot, Raging?

I ****in love liquid swords (the album that is), and the artwork on the cover is quality. That were a fine steal so it was Raging.

Yep I need 5 A*-C grades to do what I want and I've already got 4 now for definite so I'm definitely ok there.

I sure am Hoff :)

What's your favourite track off it? Mine's probably B.I.B.L.E. Been listening to GZA a lot over the past few days especially his Grandmasters alum with DJ Muggs. If you haven't heard it you really need to download it, it's great!

I need help with one of the samples from Liquid Swords too. On the beginning of the track, 'Liquid Swords', what is the sample from? It's on Kill Bill too. It's about a little girl talkin about her dad being the Shoguns decapitator.

Me bleedin pot noodle was cuntin' off last night, so it was. Can't for the life of me think why the thing tasted like Dosia's love juice. Bleedin' disgrace, so it is.

Yep I need 5 A*-C grades to do what I want and I've already got 4 now for definite so I'm definitely ok there.

I sure am Hoff :)

What's your favourite track off it? Mine's probably B.I.B.L.E. Been listening to GZA a lot over the past few days especially his Grandmasters alum with DJ Muggs. If you haven't heard it you really need to download it, it's great!

I need help with one of the samples from Liquid Swords too. On the beginning of the track, 'Liquid Swords', what is the sample from? It's on Kill Bill too. It's about a little girl talkin about her dad being the Shoguns decapitator.
****in nice one Raging. You'll be making a nice little packet being a cunting pilot. A proper good career that is. I wish you all the best son.

I love quite a few tracks so it's hard to pick one off it. Maybe Cold world or duel of the Iron Mic.

Apparently all the samples from the little kid and that are from the film Shogun Assassin. I had to google it to find out though, it aint in the sleeve notes.

Me bleedin pot noodle was cuntin' off last night, so it was. Can't for the life of me think why the thing tasted like Dosia's love juice. Bleedin' disgrace, so it is.
What a cunt eh darling. A cunting pot noodle is one of the things that any fella should be able to rely on so it is. That and his beer and his trousersnake.

REJOICE!

I got paid today fellas and I wont be running out of beer money for quite a cunting while now :beerchug:



P.S
Laddie, that book you recommended, I bought it today.

Good times ahead then, babes.

I've just purchased the fellas second novel off Ebay and it better be as good as his first or i'll set the banter zombie on him.

Good times ahead then, babes.

I've just purchased the fellas second novel off Ebay and it better be as good as his first or i'll set the banter zombie on him.

The last testament?

I was actually gonna buy that cause I forgot which one of his two books it was that you recommended, but then I read the back of em both and it came back to me that it was the righteous men.

Just by reading the bit on the back, his new one sounds like it should be quite bloody good an all. It's on the best seller list so it is so a few cunts must like it.

Our favourite zombie will be saved some work I think laddie me darling. He's still got his work cut out him anyway, as he aint taken down the man with the big bonce yet, aka the cunting Dosia.

The last testament?

I was actually gonna buy that cause I forgot which one of his two books it was that you recommended, but then I read the back of em both and it came back to me that it was the righteous men.

Just by reading the bit on the back, his new one sounds like it should be quite bloody good an all. It's on the best seller list so it is so a few cunts must like it.

Our favourite zombie will be saved some work I think laddie me darling. He's still got his work cut out him anyway, as he aint taken down the man with the big bonce yet, aka the cunting Dosia.

That's the one.

I'm reading "Hannibal" by Thomas Harris untill it arrives.

I'm not surprised he hasn't got the Dosia's bonce off and rolling on the floor yet - that neck holding it in place seems infinite and would be cuntin' murder to saw through.. But if anyone's up to the job, then it's ol' banter himself.

That's the one.

I'm reading "Hannibal" by Thomas Harris untill it arrives.

I'm not surprised he hasn't got the Dosia's bonce off and rolling on the floor yet - that neck holding it in place seems infinite and would be cuntin' murder to saw through.. But if anyone's up to the job, then it's ol' banter himself.

I've told ol' banter that he needs to hire some ****in underlings to carry out the cunting menial work like sawing through necks and such like, but the stubborn bastard just wouldn't have it. It's gonna take him ****in ages so it is.

There's no telling some cunts is there laddie...

I take it you've read all the ones in the series before Hannibal then me darling. I've always been meaning to get into them but never got round to it.

I've just finished reading Half of a yellow sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. It's quite tragic but beautifully written, and the author is only still quite a young bird, for an author anyway. It's a good ****** story so it is laddie. I highly recommend it.

****in nice one Raging. You'll be making a nice little packet being a cunting pilot. A proper good career that is. I wish you all the best son.

I love quite a few tracks so it's hard to pick one off it. Maybe Cold world or duel of the Iron Mic.

Apparently all the samples from the little kid and that are from the film Shogun Assassin. I had to google it to find out though, it aint in the sleeve notes.

I can't ****in wait, my girl loves the idea of bein with a pilot and I aint even started training yet :lol1:

Cold World is a bloody good track!

Thanks man, I've looked on the Wu Tang site and everything for that!

I can't ****in wait, my girl loves the idea of bein with a pilot and I aint even started training yet :lol1:

Cold World is a bloody good track!

Thanks man, I've looked on the Wu Tang site and everything for that!

Aye, it's a right turn on so it is. If yer need any practice getting to grips with them pilot sticks then me, laddie and southpaw will always lend our love sticks to yer for a wee play about :luvbed:

...no problem Raging me old mucker.

I've told ol' banter that he needs to hire some ****in underlings to carry out the cunting menial work like sawing through necks and such like, but the stubborn bastard just wouldn't have it. It's gonna take him ****in ages so it is.

There's no telling some cunts is there laddie...

I take it you've read all the ones in the series before Hannibal then me darling. I've always been meaning to get into them but never got round to it.

I've just finished reading Half of a yellow sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. It's quite tragic but beautifully written, and the author is only still quite a young bird, for an author anyway. It's a good ****** story so it is laddie. I highly recommend it.

Indeed i have, me darling.

I'm going to have check that one out now, babes. Nothing beats a tragic ****** story.

I've told ol' banter that he needs to hire some ****in underlings to carry out the cunting menial work like sawing through necks and such like, but the stubborn bastard just wouldn't have it. It's gonna take him ****in ages so it is.

There's no telling some cunts is there laddie...

I take it you've read all the ones in the series before Hannibal then me darling. I've always been meaning to get into them but never got round to it.

I've just finished reading Half of a yellow sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. It's quite tragic but beautifully written, and the author is only still quite a young bird, for an author anyway. It's a good ****** story so it is laddie. I highly recommend it.

Aye, it's a right turn on so it is. If yer need any practice getting to grips with them pilot sticks then me, laddie and southpaw will always lend our love sticks to yer for a wee play about :luvbed:

...no problem Raging me old mucker.

I'm terrified of flying, darling. So you and Southpaw will have to slip something in me glass of milk - subduing me - then dragging me onto Raging's sexy jumbo.

Indeed i have, me darling.

I'm going to have check that one out now, babes. Nothing beats a tragic ****** story.

Here it is if you fancy a gander laddie:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Half-Yellow-Chimamanda-Ngozi-Adichie/dp/0007200277

It won the orange prize recently. A right good yarn so it is.

I'm terrified of flying, darling. So you and Southpaw will have to slip something in me glass of milk - subduing me - then dragging me onto Raging's sexy jumbo.

Will do me lover. We'll get you up in the air, even if we have to entice you onto Raging's sexy jumbo by hypnotising yer with our trousersnakes then getting you to follow a trail of David Seaman.

Will do me lover. We'll get you up in the air, even if we have to entice you onto Raging's sexy jumbo by hypnotising yer with our trousersnakes then getting you to follow a trail of David Seaman.

both will work but option B sounds a damn lot more fun.

both will work but option B sounds a damn lot more fun.

Option B it is then darling.

Laddie, I was doing this training course today and there was this old slag of a chinese woman who kept on asking stupid questions and making the whole thing last much longer than it bastard should of done. I felt like standing up and shouting "Wan, come and take yel cunting mothel home, the srag!"

Option B it is then darling.

Laddie, I was doing this training course today and there was this old slag of a chinese woman who kept on asking stupid questions and making the whole thing last much longer than it bastard should of done. I felt like standing up and shouting "Wan, come and take yel cunting mothel home, the srag!"

If only he wasn't banged up fol lape, eh? He courd have came and took the ord srag away.

flee wan lon! viva la Wan

If only he wasn't banged up fol lape, eh? He courd have came and took the ord srag away.

Do you leckon he's getting a hald time in plison raddie? He aint the biggest of chaps so maybe he's suffeling a wee bit of burrying. I hope he's saving his alse fol us.

****! I didn't mean to post with that account. What a mistake to make eh. All I was doing was checking when Dye's interest was due so I could make some sexy points.

Viva la revolucion! Free Wan!

Alan Akbar!

****! I didn't mean to post with that account. What a mistake to make eh. All I was doing was checking when Dye's interest was due so I could make some sexy points.

Viva la revolucion! Free Wan!

Alan Akbar!

I wish I had Alan watching over me last night when I tucked into me pot noodle. Bleedin scandelous, so it was!

Could this be Wan's mum?

http://www.nancylam.com/nancy/frameset.htm

I wish I had Alan watching over me last night when I tucked into me pot noodle. Bleedin scandelous, so it was!

Or even Big Dave out of the advert. No doubt Dave wouldn't have been effective as Alan though. I mean who's better than God eh? Frank Gallagher...maybe so, but it's a close one.

Could this be Wan's mum?

http://www.nancylam.com/nancy/frameset.htm

Aye, she looked a wee bit like that so she did. The srag!

One of the courses we had to do was health and safety, and i tell you what raddie, it's boring as **** so it is. By the end of it I wanted to kill the cunt that was giving the lecture. I felt like tripping him up as he passed me and saying "there's a ****ing hazard for yer...yer cunt!"

That would've taught him eh...

Aye, she looked a wee bit like that so she did. The srag!

One of the courses we had to do was health and safety, and i tell you what raddie, it's boring as **** so it is. By the end of it I wanted to kill the cunt that was giving the lecture. I felt like tripping him up as he passed me and saying "there's a ****ing hazard for yer...yer cunt!"

That would've taught him eh...

Health and safety is for bland Cunt's like Forever misled. Not for sexy bum boys like us.

Health and safety is for bland Cunt's like Forever misled. Not for sexy bum boys like us.

Aye, **** a risk assessment!

We live life on the edge so we do. If there's a stray love serpent that slithers into our path that we might happen to fall on, do we stop and write out a ****in incident form and assess the dangers. No! We ****in make the most of the opportunity and enjoy some sexy ol' bum love.

Aye, **** a risk assessment!

We live life on the edge so we do. If there's a stray love serpent that slithers into our path that we might happen to fall on, do we stop and write out a ****in incident form and assess the dangers. No! We ****in make the most of the opportunity and enjoy some sexy ol' bum love.

Amen, brother!

Amen, brother!

Laddie, post some movie scenes you could watch over and over again in Jimmy's thread in the lounge. I'd be right interested to see yer choices so I would.

Laddie, post some movie scenes you could watch over and over again in Jimmy's thread in the lounge. I'd be right interested to see yer choices so I would.

I'll get cracking on some choices me darling.

I'll get cracking on some choices me darling.

Good show laddie!

Afternoon boys.

do you just type what you want in this thread?

do you just type what you want in this thread?

It's just a chat thread for Limeys mate.

how do i get my avator signature bigger an also have more than 1 pic on it?

how do i get my avator signature bigger an also have more than 1 pic on it?

You need to use an image-hosting site like photobucket and upload it on there then put it on here.

And just do that twice if you want two pictures.

You need to use an image-hosting site like photobucket and upload it on there then put it on here.

And just do that twice if you want two pictures.

thnx bud do you do thae same with the animation

thnx bud do you do thae same with the animation

No problem.

Which animation?

No problem.

Which animation?

your lacose/england/boxer animation how do you put them on

your lacose/england/boxer animation how do you put them on

Oh a mate made that for me mate. I can't remember. Sorry.

kk thnx lest c if it worked

im getin a red cross

now a link which on is it on there i need to copy and paste? on the line

im getin a red cross

I dunno mate. Make a thread about it in the lounge. Someone should be able to help.

only 110,000 posts to go lads to catch up with the poinys

only 110,000 posts to go lads to catch up with the poinys

I like your optimism :D

Goodnight fellas. Like a bat outta hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.

Southpaw - August the 4th = the resurrection of the Tweedy thread.

I knew those photobucket slags would give in to my terrorist demands.

Southpaw - August the 4th = the resurrection of the Tweedy thread.

I knew those photobucket slags would give in to my terrorist demands.

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

some good news at last laddie.

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

some good news at last laddie.

See what you can achieve when you threaten to blow **** up? Those Al Quaeda fellas are smarter than they let on.

See what you can achieve when you threaten to blow **** up? Those Al Quaeda fellas are smarter than they let on.

They may be suicidal but they ain't stupid. They do one days work then spend the rest of eternity in paradise banging 70 virgins, and if they can get us Tweedy picks on top of that, damn them fellas are underated.

morning gents

Bonjour Laddie, vous aimez jouer avec le serpent du pantalon de Hoff?

Bonjour Laddie, vous aimez jouer avec le serpent du pantalon de Hoff?

Oui, grand Gaucher. J'ai été connu pour grignoter sur le bâton de l'amour du Hoff quand l'occasion se présente. Boirez-vous ce soir, mon amour ? :luvbed: