He's coming for you, babes. Brace yourself :luvbed:

Code red: incoming trouser snake attack. Assume the position and prepare for action.

:moon:

I'm ready for an imminent attack darling. Send yer trouser snake in.

Code red: incoming trouser snake attack. Assume the position and prepare for action.

:moon:

I'm ready for an imminent attack darling. Send yer trouser snake in.

torpedo one is away, babes. It can cause a variety of damage and pleasure with it's discharge. :luvbed:

torpedo one is away, babes. It can cause a variety of damage and pleasure with it's discharge. :luvbed:
"Fire in the hole"

I haven't had any action in a while southpaw and it's stinging a bit. I gotta give it to yer Southpaw me lover, you scored a direct hit with that one so yer did. Yer trouser snakes aim is bleeding impeccable.

"Fire in the hole"

I haven't had any action in a while southpaw and it's stinging a bit. I gotta give it to yer Southpaw me lover, you scored a direct hit with that one so yer did. Yer trouser snakes aim is bleeding impeccable.

I have reloaded for laddie. The sexy lad has gone for a wander so he has. I may have to send torpedo two in your direction if he doesn't show up.

:kiss:

I have reloaded for laddie. The sexy lad has gone for a wander so he has. I may have to send torpedo two in your direction if he doesn't show up.

:kiss:

It's not like our laddie to miss out on the action. He's usually the first one over the trenches when it's time to make a beef bayonet charge.

Fire the torpedo my way darling, I'm battle hardened and well up for taking a pummelling. The hull of my battleship (the good ship shagalot) is still intact and ready for a few sexy explosions.

For ****'s sake.

I fall asleep as soon as the Hoff joins the bum action.

I'm drunk and eager for a pounding - savage me, fellas.

I'm drunk and eager for a pounding - savage me, fellas.


Lets give him some, Hoff. :luvbed:

Lets give him some, Hoff. :luvbed:

**** the gentle stuff, Southpaw me darling..... i want it rough tonight.

**** the gentle stuff, Southpaw me darling..... i want it rough tonight.

I am happy to provide, Laddie. I'll give yer a torpedo that rocked the Hoff's boat last night :luvbed:

Laddie, tonight I'm gonna throw you around like a rag doll and take you roughly until your screams are a mix of terror and delight.

Enjoy it slag :luvbed:

Laddie, tonight I'm gonna throw you around like a rag doll and take you roughly until your screams are a mix of terror and delight.

Enjoy it slag :luvbed:

I'm ready for anything tonight.

I'm ready for anything tonight.

There aint many who can withstand a beef bayonet charge by me and southpaw. You're a strong boy so you are laddie.

I'm ready for anything tonight.

can you handle two throbbing trousersnakes at once, Laddie?

I'll devour your trousersnakes like a fatYank devours an - all you can eat buffet.

I'll devour your trousersnakes like a fatYank devours an - all you can eat buffet.

Your appetite for the trousersnake is an admirable quality. Even the Dosia and Smokin' pale in comparison.

Cock licker, I salute you :hail:

Your appetite for the trousersnake is an admirable quality. Even the Dosia and Smokin' pale in comparison.

Cock licker, I salute you :hail:

I'm no Dosia but i'm getting there.

His lust for the cock is unrivaled.

I'm no Dosia but i'm getting there.

His lust for the cock is unrivaled.

Keep at it laddie. Me and southpaw will always be there for yer when you want to practice.

Keep at it laddie. Me and southpaw will always be there for yer when you want to practice.

I'll reach the top soon, babes.

I'll reach the top soon, babes.

You're heading for the pinnacle of the cock licking community so you are. The Dosia's reign will be short, you'll take over the mantle and dominate for years with your irrepressible trousersnake.

You're heading for the pinnacle of the cock licking community so you are. The Dosia's reign will be short, you'll take over the mantle and dominate for years with your irrepressible trousersnake.

Nobody will be able to scale my cock licking peaks.

Nobody will be able to scale my cock licking peaks.

It's a slippery pole they'll have to climb. I can't see anyone reaching the summit to be honest with yer.

It's a slippery pole they'll have to climb. I can't see anyone reaching the summit to be honest with yer.

It will be fun trying :luvbed:

This is the best spunk i've ever tasted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjonG6swWco

I've been doing favours for sailors.

What favours southpaw?

Do you like me new image? I think me new avvy and sig is right sexy...

What favours southpaw?

Do you like me new image? I think me new avvy and sig is right sexy...

You're sig displays half the power of your trousersnake. Only I am able to take it full throttle.

You're sig displays half the power of your trousersnake. Only I am able to take it full throttle.

I'm a love machine baby and you sure know how to handle me gear stick so you do. I must confess though, sometimes when driving down your love tunnel me engine occassionally overheats, as I get so cunting excited.

I'm a love machine baby and you sure know how to handle me gear stick so you do. I must confess though, sometimes when driving down your love tunnel me engine occassionally overheats, as I get so cunting excited.


Your U turn from my tunnel to laddie's still amazes me babes. How does ones trouser snake move so fast and precise?

Your U turn from my tunnel to laddie's still amazes me babes. How does ones trouser snake move so fast and precise?

Those ****in mini's in the italian job have got nothing on my trousersnake, I tell yer southpaw. It's all instinctive so it is. These are skills that can't be taught. I've got the skills, you've got em, laddie's got em...but unfortunately for them, cunts like forever bled and smokin will never aquire these skills.

Those ****in mini's in the italian job have got nothing on my trousersnake, I tell yer southpaw. It's all instinctive so it is. These are skills that can't be taught. I've got the skills, you've got em, laddie's got em...but unfortunately for them, cunts like forever bled and smokin will never aquire these skills.

We have bleedin perfect genes, so we have. A second generation created form our love juice would certainly sort the world out. Bum fun would be the only religion and trousersnake the only cult.

We have bleedin perfect genes, so we have. A second generation created form our love juice would certainly sort the world out. Bum fun would be the only religion and trousersnake the only cult.

When everyone worships the trousersnake, that's when I'll be happy.

For now we'll have to settle for Alan.

http://images.scotsman.com/2002/09/22/2209alanb.jpg

Alan Akbar!

When everyone worships the trousersnake, that's when I'll be happy.

For now we'll have to settle for Alan.

http://images.scotsman.com/2002/09/22/2209alanb.jpg

Alan Akbar!

I bow down to the tit of many a marsh :hitit:

I bow down to the tit of many a marsh :hitit:

It's only right Southpaw.

His association with the ginge that dont wear bra's is slightly concerning, but he's our god, so who are we to question him eh...

It's only right Southpaw.

His association with the ginge that dont wear bra's is slightly concerning, but he's our god, so who are we to question him eh...


He knows everything about everything. Questioning his actions is wrong. Anger him and yer flowers will crisp and die. He is a God that instills fear into the soul of many.

He knows everything about everything. Questioning his actions are wrong. Anger him and yer flowers will crisp and die. He is a God that instills fear into the soul of many.

May his wrath strike weeds into the tidiest rose garden and cause water features to flood and drown the infidels.

He is indeed a God who should be feared as much as he is loved.

May his wrath strike weeds into the tidiest rose garden and cause water features to flood and drown the infidels.

He is indeed a God who should be feared as much as he is loved.

Damn sexy though :hitit:

he can fill my pot and add to my compost pile any day.

Damn sexy though :hitit:

he can fill my pot and add to my compost pile any day.

Aye, I'd love him to plant his seeds in my garden.

Aye, I'd love him to plant his seeds in my garden.

I'm off to bed now, babes.

shag yer later :luvbed:

I'm off to bed now, babes.

shag yer later :luvbed:

Sleep well my love.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

ejaculate.......

ejaculate.......

Just have...

Just have...

And again.

Once more for me, Southpaw?

Once more for me, Southpaw?

I've been saving some David Seaman for yer laddie. I'm full to bursting now and ready to offload.

I've been saving some David Seaman for yer laddie. I'm full to bursting now and ready to offload.

Quench my thirst, my lover. :blowjob:

Quench my thirst, my lover. :blowjob:

I'm a well in the middle of a desert. The water bottle at the end of a hard training session. The first pint after being paid when you've been broke for weeks.

My juices will overflow and drown you in love...and I'll even let southpaw help me to shower you.

:bukkake:

I'm a well in the middle of a desert. The water bottle at the end of a hard training session. The first pint after being paid when you've been broke for weeks.

My juices will overflow and drown you in love...and I'll even let southpaw help me to shower you.

:bukkake:

I'm dehydrated, my lips are cracked and sore and my skin is clammy and dry - so your manly juices to bathe in will go down a treat my darling.

I'll bathe in your love sap and Southpaw can stand above me like a fountain gushing forth his very own brand of highland spring.

I'm dehydrated, my lips are cracked and sore and my skin is clammy and dry - so your manly juices to bathe in will go down a treat my darling.

I'll bathe in your love sap and Southpaw can stand above me like a fountain gushing forth his very own brand of highland spring.

Let me tend to your needs for I am trained in the bum boy arts. Let my dexterous fingers caress your pulsating love serpent as he rises from his slumber to greet the tumultuous shower of juices that spurts forth from my one eyed monster. Juice the like of which has never been seen before, and such a delicious flavour that the man from del monte will be running to my house of love just to savour the sample.

Let me tend to your needs for I am trained in the bum boy arts. Let my dexterous fingers caress your pulsating love serpent as he rises from his slumber to greet the tumultuous shower of juices that spurts forth from my one eyed monster. Juice the like of which has never been seen before, and such a delicious flavour that the man from del monte will be running to my house of love just to savour the sample.

Your love juice has got the man for Del Monte running scared, babes. You will soon put him out of business.

The Dosia has already purchased around 10 Million bottles of - Hoff's special brand.

So, are any of you bum boys drinking anything tonight besides each other's love pop?

Your love juice has got the man for Del Monte running scared, babes. You will soon put him out of business.

The Dosia has already purchased around 10 Million bottles of - Hoff's special brand.

So, are any of you bum boys drinking anything tonight besides each other's love pop?

Stella my dear, copious amounts of the stuff. Tis going down a treat so it is.

Have you seen kaygays theory on why the Dosia's head is so big, laddie? It's the breakthrough we've been waiting for; I think our kaygay has cracked it.

Stella my dear, copious amounts of the stuff. Tis going down a treat so it is.

Have you seen kaygays theory on why the Dosia's head is so big, laddie? It's the breakthrough we've been waiting for; I think our kaygay has cracked it.

Is it in the Thunderdome? if so... i'll have a gander.

Is it in the Thunderdome? if so... i'll have a gander.

No my dear, tis in the lounge. I'll find it and post a link for you. Just a wee moment please.

No my dear, tis in the lounge. I'll find it and post a link for you. Just a wee moment please.

Thank you, my love.

How does Allah feel about being knocked off his perch by Alan Titchmarsh?

It's the last post on this page laddie:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129757

Thank you, my love.

How does Allah feel about being knocked off his perch by Alan Titchmarsh?

It was Alans time so it was, he's been waiting in the wings for a chance to take over for a while now, so it's only fair. Allah is right pissed off about it though. He's gathered up his loyal followers and is planning a coup to overthrow Alan. Apparantly Saddam is his second in command and is planning a wave of suicide bombings that will target all the prominent gardens Alan might be hiding in.

It's civil war in the muslim world so it laddie. I dont know where to turn for some good heavenly bum loving anymore :(

Laddie, I'm drunk. Ravage me lover.

It's the last post on this page laddie:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129757

That's all our theories out the window. The fat Yank has solved it so he has.



Southpaw - i'll do you if you do me.

That's all our theories out the window. The fat Yank has solved it so he has.



Southpaw - i'll do you if you do me.

We should give kaygay some more brain teasers and see if he can solve them. I'm sure he would come up with some cunting interesting theories so he would, being that he's a clever ****er.

I've personally come up with a reason for why Welter has a bicycle fetish. It's all down to his oedipus complex. You see his mom was a good ride an all.

Ingenious aint it.

No offence Welter me old mucker.

We should give kaygay some more brain teasers and see if he can solve them. I'm sure he would come up with some cunting interesting theories so he would, being that he's a clever ****er.

I've personally come up with a reason for why Welter has a bicycle fetish. It's all down to his oedipus complex. You see his mom was a good ride an all.

Ingenious aint it.

No offence Welter me old mucker.

We should sell Addison the idea of a detective show with you and Kaygay as the lead characters.

We should sell Addison the idea of a detective show with you and Kaygay as the lead characters.

Aye, a bum boy buddy movie/series. It'd be great so it would.

Who would be our evil enemy, laddie?

Aye, a bum boy buddy movie/series. It'd be great so it would.

Who would be our evil enemy, laddie?

You would have a number of evil enemies. All of them bland cunts who lack a sense of humour.

The banter zombie would be your tough no nonsense sidekick as well.

Me trousersnake has a mind of it's own, so it has. Laddie, brace yerself I'm comming in

You would have a number of evil enemies. All of them bland cunts who lack a sense of humour.

The banter zombie would be your tough no nonsense sidekick as well.

Jack could be a kind of huggy bear character who we went to for inside information on alt activity.

Beowulf could be a sensai at the dictionary dojo and teach illiterate cunts how to weild a dictionary with deadly force.

Me trousersnake has a mind of it's own, so it has. Laddie, brace yerself I'm comming in

I love trousersnakes who have independent thought. It turns me on so it does.

Jack could be a kind of huggy bear character who we went to for inside information on alt activity.

Beowulf could be a sensai at the dictionary dojo and teach illiterate cunts how to weild a dictionary with deadly force.

It's all coming together like some wondrous jigsaw, babes. We'll have the first draft of the script for the pilot episode before the night is through.

Anorak could be the Professor who has a secret lab in his mum's basement full of his own ingenious self made gadgets. sadly though - later on in the series - we find out that he is a serial killer/pedophile.

Jack could be a kind of huggy bear character who we went to for inside information on alt activity.

Beowulf could be a sensai at the dictionary dojo and teach illiterate cunts how to weild a dictionary with deadly force.


yer one sexy bum boy, so you are. How many ownages have you dished out tonight, babes?

It's all coming together like some wondrous jigsaw, babes. We'll have the first draft of the script for the pilot episode before the night is through.

Anorak could be the Professor who has a secret lab in his mum's basement full of his own ingenious self made gadgets. sadly though - later on in the series - we find out that he is a serial killer/pedophile.
...and matt is his prodigy. When Annie is locked up for murdering babyphat a copycat killer shows up and starts imitating our Annie's murderous ways, and that shag monkey is matt, who trained for years under Annie's tutelage.

You're right laddie. The plot is coming together so it is.
yer one sexy bum boy, so you are. How many ownages have you dished out tonight, babes?
I'm trying to limit me pwnages Southpaw. I want to return to the basics and concentrate on me beer and bum love. I've been juggling too many balls of late: pwnage, the alts, the beer, banter and bum love, so I need to cut it down. The only balls I'm handling from now on is yours and laddies.

...and matt is his prodigy. When Annie is locked up for murdering babyphat a copycat killer shows up and starts imitating our Annie's murderous ways, and that shag monkey is matt, who trained for years under Annie's tutelage.

You're right laddie. The plot is coming together so it is.

I'm trying to limit me pwnages Southpaw. I want to return to the basics and concentrate on me beer and bum love. I've been juggling too many balls of late: pwnage, the alts, the beer, banter and bum love, so I need to cut it down. The only balls I'm handling from now on is yours and laddies.

Is the idea more suited to the American market or the British? is it better as a "CSI" type of show or a "Life on Mars" type of show?

Is the idea more suited to the American market or the British? is it better as a "CSI" type of show or a "Life on Mars" type of show?

Limey love is what we're all about so we need to stick to the british market. The fat yanks are unlikely to understand the intricate plot twists and would get angry when the two protaganists banter with each other. The fat yanks would be sitting at home talking to their mate on the sofa next to them (every fat yank needs a 3 seater sofa to themselves, for obvious reasons) and say "why does he take that shit off his partner dude, I'd shoot him if that was me...pass me another hotdog".

Limey love is what we're all about so we need to stick to the british market. The fat yanks are unlikely to understand the intricate plot twists and would get angry when the two protaganists banter with each other. The fat yanks would be sitting at home talking to their mate on the sofa next to them (every fat yank needs a 3 seater sofa to themselves, for obvious reasons) and say "why does he take that shit off his partner dude, I'd shoot him if that was me...pass me another hotdog".

Too bloody right.

Everytime i hear the news mention "US Intelligence" when talking about terrorists plots - the only person i think of is Kayjay.

He better hurry up and become a Limey bum boy as soon as, because those cunts are woefully inept at everything, and that includes catching terrorists.

Too bloody right.

Everytime i hear the news mention "US Intelligence" when talking about terrorists plots - the only person i think of is Kayjay.

He better hurry up and become a Limey bum boy as soon as, because those cunts are woefully inept at everything, and that includes catching terrorists.

The longer he stays a fat yank the more likely it is that his brain will erode and his belly will grow to humongous proportions.

Laddie, do you think that their large stomachs are somehow limiting the growth of their brains? Like all the fat is pushing down on the brain and forcing it to shrink.

It's a possibility aint it.

The longer he stays a fat yank the more likely it is that his brain will erode and his belly will grow to humongous proportions.

Laddie, do you think that their large stomachs are somehow limiting the growth of their brains? Like all the fat is pushing down on the brain and forcing it to shrink.

It's a possibility aint it.

It's a possibility and unless anyone comes up with something more conclusive, then your theory is gospel in my eyes.

Fat belly and low IQ - coincidence? i think not.

It's a possibility and unless anyone comes up with something more conclusive, then your theory is gospel in my eyes.

Fat belly and low IQ - coincidence? i think not.

Another thing I've noticed: baseball avatar = boring sanctimonious cunt.

Dirt E Gomez and Forever Bled being two prime examples.

I believe that oldgringo may have had a baseball avvy at some point though, so that probably disproves my theory.

Baseball is a cunting boring sport though aint it. It's for ****in girls really, it's just rounders but the american version.

Fat yanks eh...who'd shag em?

Another thing I've noticed: baseball avatar = boring sanctimonious cunt.

Dirt E Gomez and Forever Bled being two prime examples.

I believe that oldgringo may have had a baseball avvy at some point though, so that probably disproves my theory.

Baseball is a cunting boring sport though aint it. It's for ****in girls really, it's just rounders but the american version.

Fat yanks eh...who'd shag em?

Well it is a boring sport. They say dog owners look like their dogs. so maybe fans of a certain sport have it reflected in their personality.

There are always exceptions to the rule though - OldGringo being a prime example as he is intelligent, objective and a damn sexy bum boy to boot.

Shag a fat Yank? I'm a humanitarian, babes. I'd pork them ( Pun intended ) out of the goodness of me heart just so they could lose a few pounds.

I draw the line at Dosia though.

Well it is a boring sport. They say dog owners look like their dogs. so maybe fans of a certain sport have it reflected in their personality.

There are always exceptions to the rule though - OldGringo being a prime example as he is intelligent, objective and a damn sexy bum boy to boot.

Shag a fat Yank? I'm a humanitarian, babes. I'd pork them ( Pun intended ) out of the goodness of me heart just so they could lose a few pounds.

I draw the line at Dosia though.

I'd probably give a sausage portion to the odd fat yank, but you know laddie, I think I'd rather shag sexy Ruskie commies.

I'd probably give a sausage portion to the odd fat yank, but you know laddie, I think I'd rather shag sexy Ruskie commies.

We all have our preferences, but like i say - at the end of the day i'm a humanitarian and i don't care if you are a Russian commie with one leg or an idiotic despot with a penchant for genocide - i'm always ready to stick my beef bayonet inside ya. :luvbed:

We all have our preferences, but like i say - at the end of the day i'm a humanitarian and i don't care if you are a Russian commie with one leg or an idiotic despot with a penchant for genocide - i'm always ready to stick my beef bayonet inside ya. :luvbed:

You truly are generous with yer beef bayonet, but i suppose it would be unfair to deny the general population the pleasures of such a fine tower of manhood. It would be like inventing the cure for aids then saying "no cunts! yer cant have it".

When you've got something that can bring happiness to so many you have to share.

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

You truly are generous with yer beef bayonet, but i suppose it would be unfair to deny the general population the pleasures of such a fine tower of manhood. It would be like inventing the cure for aids then saying "no cunts! yer cant have it".

When you've got something that can bring happiness to so many you have to share.

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

That's a damn fine evaluation, and no, you are not wrong.

That's a damn fine evaluation, and no, you are not wrong.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QUP3lTQxVII

Bully vs. The Dosia.

Who wins?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QUP3lTQxVII

Bully vs. The Dosia.

Who wins?

Superglue two dildos to the side of the Dosia's head and it's an even fight.

Bully stabs the Dosia with a dart in the 11th, he punctures his big ass frame and the Dosia begins to deflate and starts sucking in all matter in the universe like the greedy fat Yank black hole that he is.

So all in all..... we're ****ed if Bully wins and if the Dosia wins - his head becomes even larger and he topples over crushing the universe.

I say we make sure this fight never happens.

Superglue two dildos to the side of the Dosia's head and it's an even fight.

Bully stabs the Dosia with a dart in the 11th, he punctures his big ass frame and the Dosia begins to deflate and starts sucking in all matter in the universe like the greedy fat Yank black hole that he is.

So all in all..... we're ****ed if Bully wins and if the Dosia wins - his head becomes even larger and he topples over crushing the universe.

I say we make sure this fight never happens.

**** me! We best take stock of our options. We could:

1) Put 2nd to none's head in between em to keep em seperated.
2) Take one of them out before they ever meet. Either a team of ninja's led by jack or the boxingscene band of fighting pygmies could do the job.
3) Distract the dosia with our cocks.

Which option appeals to you laddie?

**** me! We best take stock of our options. We could:

1) Put 2nd to none's head in between em to keep em seperated.
2) Take one of them out before they ever meet. Either a team of ninja's led by jack or the boxingscene band of fighting pygmies could do the job.
3) Distract the dosia with our cocks.

Which option appeals to you laddie?

Option 3 has a 100% chance of success.

Option 3 has a 100% chance of success.

That's true. Relying on Jack or the pygmies is too risky, and 2nd to none's head would be hard to handle.

You are a wise man me darling.

Laddie, I must get some cunting kip now. I'm that tired I feel like I've just read an essay by forever bled.

Be well my lover.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

That's true. Relying on Jack or the pygmies is too risky, and 2nd to none's head would be hard to handle.

You are a wise man me darling.

Laddie, I must get some cunting kip now. I'm that tired I feel like I've just read an essay by forever bled.

Be well my lover.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Tonight was short but sweet, babes.

Much love. :luvbed:

Are my loves on tonight?

Are my loves on tonight?

I was very arroused to see Khan go down.

I was very arroused to see Khan go down.

As was i. Khan showed great holding technique to survive an onslaught from a man with 8 ko's.

Frank Warren must have shit himself - i can see Khan fighting pillow fist fighters for his next 4 or 5 fights again.

As was i. Khan showed great holding technique to survive an onslaught from a man with 8 ko's.

Frank Warren must have shit himself - i can see Khan fighting pillow fist fighters for his next 4 or 5 fights again.

sadly you are correct. I have said from the start his chin is glass, if Willie can nearly KO him then it must be fragile glass. I have to give him props for coming back though, showed some heart.

sadly you are correct. I have said from the start his chin is glass, if Willie can nearly KO him then it must be fragile glass. I have to give him props for coming back though, showed some heart.

Aye, but against a murderous puncher he won't have a chance to come back.

Do you think if Alex Arthur moved up to lightweight and fought Khan... he would put him in a coma? Arthur apparently hits as hard as a super middleweight.

Khan Vs superTed - will Khan's chin be able to take a caressing blow from Ted's softly cushioned fists?

Aye, but against a murderous puncher he won't have a chance to come back.

Do you think if Alex Arthur moved up to lightweight and fought Khan... he would put him in a coma? Arthur apparently hits as hard as a super middleweight.

Khan Vs superTed - will Khan's chin be able to take a caressing blow from Ted's softly cushioned fists?

If Arthur connects with one of his big shots Khan won't be off the canvas for half an hour.
Even Super Ted has a punchers chance if he connects with a good amount of fur behind it.

If Arthur connects with one of his big shots Khan won't be off the canvas for half an hour.
Even Super Ted has a punchers chance if he connects with a good amount of fur behind it.

Khan better think about growing a big Kimbo like beard to protect his china. Then Warren can pay people off to make it legal so he doesn't have to shave it off before fights.

Khan better think about growing a big Kimbo like beard to protect his china. Then Warren can pay people off to make it legal so he doesn't have to shave it off before fights.

Khan couldn't grow much of a beard at his age.

are you watching the two big bums now babes?

Khan couldn't grow much of a beard at his age.

He'll have to improvise then. maybe superglue the stuffings from inside his mum's cushions to his face and paint it black.

He'll have to improvise then. maybe superglue the stuffings from inside his mum's cushions to his face and paint it black.


I could have given Skelton a better fight than that. How did one judge see the Sprott fight a draw? :nonono:

I could have given Skelton a better fight than that. How did one judge see the Sprott fight a draw? :nonono:

It was sending me to sleep, babes.

It was sending me to sleep, babes.

Me beers almost gone anyway, babes.

Me beers almost gone anyway, babes.

poor guy. I have a full crate still to come.

poor guy. I have a full crate still to come.

drink some of it for me, babes :beerchug:

drink some of it for me, babes :beerchug:

I'll drink it all for you and the Hoff.

I'll drink it all for you and the Hoff.

Where is that sexy beast? He promised me some time with his trousersnake, so he did.

Where is that sexy beast? He promised me some time with his trousersnake, so he did.

Probably being chased around Birmingham by all the ladies and fellas yearning for a taste of his trousersnake's potent venom.

Probably being chased around Birmingham by all the ladies and fellas yearning for a taste of his trousersnake's potent venom.

He better save us some, Laddie. The effect he has on some people worries me. But he always returns to his bum boys beef bayonet at hand. :hitit:

He better save us some, Laddie. The effect he has on some people worries me. But he always returns to his bum boys beef bayonet at hand. :hitit:

I'm sure he'll pop in later tonight for a taste. If you are sleeping, i'll wake you up.

I'm sure he'll pop in later tonight for a taste. If you are sleeping, i'll wake you up.


cheers laddie :kiss:

Here's to bum love.:beerchug:

Here's to bum love.:beerchug:

and trousersnakes across the world :beerchug:

and trousersnakes across the world :beerchug:

Bottoms up. :trink26:

I have to give him props for coming back though, showed some heart.

SS!! Come on man! Think about what you saw. He didn't have any heart, it was depressing to watch.

As soon as Khan started taking good punches and he realised he was in with an actual GOOD boxer and not a punch bag journeyman he head went down. He started to realise that perhaps.. what all his critics had been saying, might be true. Thats not a champion! The heart of a champion was Nicky Cook this afternoon, who got up and kept coming after FOUR knockdowns and was still on his feet soon after his fifth knockdown.

Khan wasn't brave tonight, the wheels nearly came off and he was failing to cope with it.

I agree with you all as well that Warren is gonna put on some ****ing boring fights for the next year.

(it might be a good bet to go down the bookies and say he will win the next 5 fights the night after his near miss though...)

SS!! Come on man! Think about what you saw. He didn't have any heart, it was depressing to watch.

As soon as Khan started taking good punches and he realised he was in with an actual GOOD boxer and not a punch bag journeyman he head went down. He started to realise that perhaps.. what all his critics had been saying, might be true. Thats not a champion! The heart of a champion was Nicky Cook this afternoon, who got up and kept coming after FOUR knockdowns and was still on his feet soon after his fifth knockdown.

Khan wasn't brave tonight, the wheels nearly came off and he was failing to cope with it.

I agree with you all as well that Warren is gonna put on some ****ing boring fights for the next year.

(it might be a good bet to go down the bookies and say he will win the next 5 fights the night after his near miss though...)

That was the bleedin best fight of the night. :boxing:

two of Englands top prospects from super feather down tasted the canvas 9 times between them ouch

That was the bleedin best fight of the night. :boxing:

Tell me about it, gripping stuff. Nicky Cook was brilliant, i hope he's not too dissapointed tomorrow morning when he wakes up. He's made a fan out of me.


Complete contrast to Sprott and Skelton... absolutly terrible. If there the best we've got, the British HW scene is in dire trouble.

I reckon D. Haye would smash both of them... mainly because my ****ing gran punches faster than any Sprott and Skelton. Not just that, but why the **** didn't Skelton work out that Sprott was only throwing a shitty slow jab. No counter punching, no style... no fun. Terrible, terrible, terrible.


Christ, i'm being a mardy cunt tonight. hahaha

two of Englands top prospects from super feather down tasted the canvas 9 times between them ouch

Can't argue with that. Brilliant drama though, its good to have exciting British boxing. Warren did well on that front.

Tell me about it, gripping stuff. Nicky Cook was brilliant, i hope he's not too dissapointed tomorrow morning when he wakes up. He's made a fan out of me.


Complete contrast to Sprott and Skelton... absolutly terrible. If there the best we've got, the British HW scene is in dire trouble.

I reckon D. Haye would smash both of them... mainly because my ****ing gran punches faster than any Sprott and Skelton. Not just that, but why the **** didn't Skelton work out that Sprott was only throwing a shitty slow jab. No counter punching, no style... no fun. Terrible, terrible, terrible.


Christ, i'm being a mardy cunt tonight. hahaha

I think Frank Bruno could have jumped in the ring and whupped them both tonight. Sprott was a disgrace.

Jermain Taylor Vs Spinks or Skelton Vs Sprott - which was the most boring fight of the year?

Jermain Taylor Vs Spinks or Skelton Vs Sprott - which was the most boring fight of the year?

Skelton - Sprott was much more coma inducing.

Skelton - Sprott was much more coma inducing.

Paint drying > those two poor excuses for heavyweight boxers.

Williams UD,Gatti KO/TKO inside of 8,Cintron KO/TKO, Hanshaw Decision

Dangermouse Vs Exige? remember, Dangermouse has the height and reach advantage..... so who takes it?

Dangermouse Vs Exige? remember, Dangermouse has the height and reach advantage..... so who takes it?


close call. I'll take exige by KO since Dangermouse is way past his prime.

That bell-end Margarito cost me 65,000 points last night.

What a cunt!

That bell-end Margarito cost me 65,000 points last night.

What a cunt!

If I ever see Rita I'll give him a glasgow kiss...just for you.

If I ever see Rita I'll give him a glasgow kiss...just for you.

Thanks, babes.

Stick tha heed in em' fir me.

£25 up after picking a williams win by decision, got a fiver on Brasil-Argentina being a draw after 90 minutes

Thanks, babes.

Stick tha heed in em' fir me.

Will do darling, and when he comes round and asks why I did it, I'll say 'because you lost my laddie points, that's why...cunt!'.

He'll regret it so he will.

Will do darling, and when he comes round and asks why I did it, I'll say 'because you lost my laddie points, that's why...cunt!'.

He'll regret it so he will.

Make sure to attach a brush handle to your wrists so you can just poke him and keep him at bay - ala - Paul Williams.

I'm downing this pint for you, me darling. :luvbed:

Make sure to attach a brush handle to your wrists so you can just poke him and keep him at bay - ala - Paul Williams.

I'm downing this pint for you, me darling. :luvbed:

Good on yer darling :beerchug: :luvbed:

I hope you win your other bets. Your gonna be a wee bit broke otherwise.

Good on yer darling :beerchug: :luvbed:

I hope you win your other bets. Your gonna be a wee bit broke otherwise.

I live life on the edge, my love.

I stare danger right in the face and say - "give me your best shot, pal"

I live life on the edge, my love.

I stare danger right in the face and say - "give me your best shot, pal"

It's the best way darling. As me old man once said, you're not a real man until you've stared the banter zombie in the face and said "I'll fist yer, cunt!".

I'm waiting for that day laddie. I'll give the cunt a blank stare then utter those words and if he so much as blinks then I'll do it, I really ****in will. He best not mess me, that's all I can say. The cunting Dosia might be scared of him but not me.

It's the best way darling. As me old man once said, you're not a real man until you've stared the banter zombie in the face and said "I'll fist yer, cunt!".

I'm waiting for that day laddie. I'll give the cunt a blank stare then utter those words and if he so much as blinks then I'll do it, I really ****in will. He best not mess me, that's all I can say. The cunting Dosia might be scared of him but not me.

You're the only one he's ever feared.

Your the only one he's ever feared.

Laddie, what's your opinion on Jesus and shagging, do you reckon he was just shy, or maybe he was impotent? Some say he did actually have his end away with Mary Magdalene, but I aint so sure.

Do you reckon he was a bum boy laddie? Surely all those fellas who were his devoted followers looked up to him for a reason. They were his lovers weren't they. It's the only plausible explanation.

Laddie, what's your opinion on Jesus and shagging, do you reckon he was just shy, or maybe he was impotent? Some say he did actually have his end away with Mary Magdalene, but I aint so sure.

Do you reckon he was a bum boy laddie? Surely all those fellas who were his devoted followers looked up to him for a reason. They were his lovers weren't they. It's the only plausible explanation.

He was tri-sexual and was at it every night with a different man or woman. Don't let these catholic church cunts tell you otherwise.

The only reason they say he was a celibate was because those lot couldn't pull a bird to save themselves. That's why they have to settle for little kiddies.

He was tri-sexual and was at it every night with a different man or woman. Don't let these catholic church cunts tell you otherwise.

The only reason they say he was a celibate was because those lot couldn't pull a bird to save themselves. That's why they have to settle for little kiddies.

Bang on laddie. These church going cunts get on my tits so they do. They aint got a decent trousersnake to play with so they turn to god for comfort and act like Jesus was a cunting celibate shag monkey to make 'emselves feel better.

I aint having it. I want the world to know that Jesus' disciples were just after his love serpent...and he didn't turn water to wine. Those cunts were all drinking his special brew straight from his fountain of love.

Bang on laddie. These church going cunts get on my tits so they do. They aint got a decent trousersnake to play with so they turn to god for comfort and act like Jesus was a cunting celibate shag monkey to make 'emselves feel better.

I aint having it. I want the world to know that Jesus' disciples were just after his love serpent...and he didn't turn water to wine. Those cunts were all drinking his special brew straight from his fountain of love.

Judas stabbing jesus in the back is actually a metephor for some bum love. He actually slipped his trousersnake up jesus' love tunnel.

Judas stabbing jesus in the back is actually a metephor for some bum love. He actually slipped his trousersnake up jesus' love tunnel.

...and the other disciples got jealous so denounced him. They thought "with us jesus is a giver, yet with satan he's a taker....that aint cunting on!"

...and the other disciples got jealous so denounced him. They thought "with us jesus is a giver, yet with satan he's a taker....that aint cunting on!"

Bunch of ****ing girls.

Jesus ended up getting sick of all the girly goings-on and faked his death. He moved to America, shaved all his hair off and just partied all night in all the New York hot-spots - popping pills - having sex with trannies and just generally getting smashed.

Bunch of ****ing girls.

Jesus ended up getting sick of all the girly goings-on and faked his death. He moved to America, shaved all his hair off and just partied all night in all the New York hot-spots - popping pills - having sex with trannies and just generally getting smashed.

Aye, after plotting his fake death and sorting out the arrangements he was sitting at the last supper looking round at those fairies and thought "bread and wine? **** that for a meal! I'm off to fat yank land to lick coke off a trannies toned stomach".

I dont blame the lad, I really dont.

Aye, after plotting his fake death and sorting out the arrangements he was sitting at the last supper looking round at those fairies and thought "bread and wine? **** that for a meal! I'm off to fat yank land to lick coke off a trannies toned stomach".

I dont blame the lad, I really dont.

I praise the lad.

I praise the lad.

Some may call the lad a scheming little shite, but not me. He aint up there on Saddam's level but who is mind. He's got my respect.

Pat Sharpe, now that's a man who deserves a cunting lot of respect. Has any man ever carried off the mullet as well as he has? I think not.

http://data1.blog.de/blog/p/plasticine/img/pat_sharpe.jpg

Some may call the lad a scheming little shite, but not me. He aint up there on Saddam's level but who is mind. He's got my respect.

Pat Sharpe, now that's a man who deserves a cunting lot of respect. Has any man ever carried off the mullet as well as he has? I think not.

http://data1.blog.de/blog/p/plasticine/img/pat_sharpe.jpg

ah, Pat Sharpe was master of the mullet, wasn't he?

Pat Sharpe Vs Phillip Schofield - Prime for prime... who takes it?

ah, Pat Sharpe was master of the mullet, wasn't he?

Pat Sharpe Vs Phillip Schofield - Prime for prime... who takes it?

Philip had a secret weapon in Gordon the Gopher. Gordon was lethal so he was, but I'm sure the little rodent could have been distracted by the blonde twins that used to accompany Pat.

It's a fair fight I'd say, but Pat would win it. He looks more robust.

Laddie, do you reckon Philip ever buries his head in Ferne Brittons cleavage? I know i would.

Philip had a secret weapon in Gordon the Gopher. Gordon was lethal so he was, but I'm sure the little rodent could have been distracted by the blonde twins that used to accompany Pat.

It's a fair fight I'd say, but Pat would win it. He looks more robust.

Laddie, do you reckon Philip ever buries his head in Ferne Brittons cleavage? I know i would.

He does more than bury his head in it. He shoots one of his patent cum loads over it daily, and Fern uses it as a moisturizer.

The go-karts in "Fun House" truly did look like a whole lot of fun, didn't they?

Remember - "Finders Keepers" with the underated Neil Buchanan? it used to inspire me as a youngster and i'd trash my bedroom in Neil's honour.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finders_Keepers

He does more than bury his head in it. He shoots one of his patent cum loads over it daily, and Fern uses it as a moisturizer.

The go-karts in "Fun House" truly did look like a whole lot of fun, didn't they?

Remember - "Finders Keepers" with the underated Neil Buchanan? it used to inspire me as a youngster and i'd trash my bedroom in Neil's honour.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finders_Keepers

I don't remember finders keepers :(

You're right laddie, those go karts looked like a right laugh and i was just saying to a bird at work the other day how much I always wanted to have a go on one...and i wouldn't have minded having a wee wander round the fun house an all.

Crystal Maze! Did the cunts in there really annoy you sometimes? ****in nerdy bastards. I was often quite glad when they got locked in.

Cuntin' hell I've had the bleedin mess around today chaps. Give me some relief fellas.

I don't remember finders keepers :(

You're right laddie, those go karts looked like a right laugh and i was just saying to a bird at work the other day how much I always wanted to have a go on one...and i wouldn't have minded having a wee wander round the fun house an all.

Crystal Maze! Did the cunts in there really annoy you sometimes? ****in nerdy bastards. I was often quite glad when they got locked in.

I used to want to go on "Fun House" and "The Crystal Maze" so bad when i was a nipper.

Richard O'Brian = Legend.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/crystaldoor_520.jpg

I love when he used to pwn those geeks off by playing the harmonica in their ear and putting them off.

Cuntin' hell I've had the bleedin mess around today chaps. Give me some relief fellas.
Come over here and sit on me lap darling :luvbed:
I used to want to go on "Fun House" and "The Crystal Maze" so bad when i was a nipper.

Richard O'Brian = Legend.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/crystaldoor_520.jpg

I love when he used to pwn those geeks by playing the harmonica in their ear and putting them off.

He's another Welter lookalike aint he. He was a decent sort of geezer so he was. I'd buy him a pint.

How about the krypton factor? I would've pwned some doo's on that assault course.

Come over here and sit on me lap darling :luvbed:


He's another Welter lookalike aint he. He was a decent sort of geezer so he was. I'd buy him a pint.

How about the krypton factor? I would've pwned some doo's on that assault course.

Me and you would assault that assault course and get done for GBH, babes.

Me and you would assault that assault course and get done for GBH, babes.

That we would laddie, that we cunting would.

Which tv personalities would you like to assault laddie? I'd like to stab a few of the cunts in the eye with bic biro if I'm truthful. Obviously Jeremy cunting Kyle would be the first to get it.

What about you me darling?

Is DYE an alt?

Is DYE an alt?


Is the pope catholic?

Fellas, I shall update you on the alt situation via pm.

Fellas, I shall update you on the alt situation via pm.

I think you should update me because I am well confused :lol1:

That we would laddie, that we cunting would.

Which tv personalities would you like to assault laddie? I'd like to stab a few of the cunts in the eye with bic biro if I'm truthful. Obviously Jeremy cunting Kyle would be the first to get it.

What about you me darling?

Jeremy Kyle, Richard Madeley, anyone that appears on "Songs of Praise", Judge Judy - infact all of these American sanctimonious pretentious pricks that invade our TV screens.

Fellas, I shall update you on the alt situation via pm.

please do.

:kiss:

Jeremy Kyle, Richard Madeley, anyone that appears on "Songs of Praise", Judge Judy - infact all of these American sanctimonious pretentious pricks that invade our TV screens.

A good list so it is. I'd also add Jo Brand for being such a fat moaning slag. She should've been a fat yank so she should. We dont breed birds of that size.

Mathew Wright an all. His smarmy smile ****s me right off. I'd like to smash all his cunting teeth out, then let's see the cunt give his cheesy grin.

Some childrens tv presenters get on me tits an all. The ****in patronising little shites probably immediately change when the cameras off. I bet they hate kids.

A good list so it is. I'd also add Jo Brand for being such a fat moaning slag. She should've been a fat yank so she should. We dont breed birds of that size.

Mathew Wright an all. His smarmy smile ****s me right off. I'd like to smash all his cunting teeth out, then let's see the cunt give his cheesy grin.

Some childrens tv presenters get on me tits an all. The ****in patronising little shites probably immediately change when the cameras off. I bet they hate kids.

How could i forget about that smug little gob-shite?

How could i forget about that smug little gob-shite?

Who would you smack first laddie, Matthew Wright or Jeremy cunting Kyle?

Who would you smack first laddie, Matthew Wright or Jeremy cunting Kyle?

It's a tough un' so it is.

Kyle is sneakier so i'd expect him to either run away or stab me in the back as i'm attacking Wright - so it has to be Kyle first.

It's a tough un' so it is.

Kyle is sneakier so i'd expect him to either run away or stab me in the back as i'm attacking Wright - so it has to be Kyle first.

I'd double clothesline em and then start kicking **** out of em when they're on the floor. Those cunts are gobby shites but they aint got no balls to back their mouth up with.

Take em both at the same time. That way you dont give one of em a chance to escape.

I'd double clothesline em and then start kicking **** out of em when they're on the floor. Those cunts are gobby shites but they aint got no balls to back their mouth up with.

Take em both at the same time. That way you dont give one of em a chance to escape.

Sound advice, my love.

I'd love for me and you to get them cunts in a Hell in the Cell match.

Sound advice, my love.

I'd love for me and you to get them cunts in a Hell in the Cell match.

They'd be mince meat darling. We'd have em for cunting breakfast and then go to the pub to analyse our performance, which would of course have been immense.

They'd be mince meat darling. We'd have em for cunting breakfast and then go to the pub to analyse our performance, which would of course have been immense.

I'd drag one of the cunts to the pub and use em' as a footstool.

I'd drag one of the cunts to the pub and use em' as a footstool.

Now that's clever thinking laddie...and if they happen to wake up at any point then they're in the ideal position for a good kicking.

Now that's clever thinking laddie...and if they happen to wake up at any point then they're in the ideal position for a good kicking.

Always thinking ahead.... that's us, babes. :luvbed:

Always thinking ahead.... that's us, babes. :luvbed:

Aye, no ****er will get one over on us laddie. I've posted alts at strategic vantage points and if any ****er even attempts anything there'll be an army of bum boys ready to jump in faster than a pinoy in a points giveaway thread.

Laddie, I must get some sexy kip now as I have to wake up at 5.

Goodnight darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Aye, no ****er will get one over on us laddie. I've posted alts at strategic vantage points and if any ****er even attempts anything there'll be an army of bum boys ready to jump in faster than a pinoy in a points giveaway thread.

Laddie, I must get some sexy kip now as I have to wake up at 5.

Goodnight darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

The early bird catches the trousersnake.

Goodnight, my darling. :luvbed:

Another day. Another crate to drink.

Life is good.

Another day. Another crate to drink.

Life is good.

I'm broke until the 25th. Down a few for me laddie.

I'm broke until the 25th. Down a few for me laddie.

****ing hell! how will you cope?

I guess your plan to not blow all your wages in the first two weeks didn't quite happen then?

****ing hell! how will you cope?

I guess your plan to not blow all your wages in the first two weeks didn't quite happen then?

Tonight I'm going to cry myself to sleep. Tomorrow I'm going to rob a few bottles of cider off the alkies in town while they're sleeping.

I've had to pay for a few things that have hit me pocket harder than an exige let hook. I'd like to blame some other cunt, Gordon Brown for example, but I'm lacking inspiration right now. I'll think of a reason to blame the cunt later.

I can compete with yer tonight laddie. Got a crate of me own, so I have.

I can compete with yer tonight laddie. Got a crate of me own, so I have.

Here's to our comrade, who is sadly out of action at the moment.:beerchug:

Here's to our comrade, who is sadly out of action at the moment.:beerchug:

Me bleedin heart goes out to him, so it does. Bottoms up laddie :beerchug:

Fellas, enjoy the bum fun and beer. Your comrade Hoff is signing off for the night as he is as tired as a narcoleptic cunt listening to a Forever Bled speech.

I shall quietly cry meself to sleep so i shall.

Shag yer later fellas :luvbed:

Me bleedin heart goes out to him, so it does. Bottoms up laddie :beerchug:

Me liver's begging for mercy, but i'm a bit of a sadist and love to torture him.

Bottoms up.

Fellas, enjoy the bum fun and beer. Your comrade Hoff is signing off for the night as he is as tired as a narcoleptic cunt listening to a Forever Bled speech.

I shall quietly cry meself to sleep so i shall.

Shag yer later fellas :luvbed:

Bleedin' heck babes, me trouser snake hasn't even been summond yet. You must be cunting tired, sleep well me lover. :luvbed:

Sweet dreams - sweet prince.

Bleedin' heck babes, me trouser snake hasn't even been summond yet. You must be cunting tired, sleep well me lover. :luvbed:

I'll give your trousersnake a massage soon so i will.

Goodnight my sexy lovers :luvbed:

Sweet dreams - sweet prince.


Laddie, do yer reckon Richard interupts Judy even when she's tending to his trousersnake? He's a bleedin cunt, so he is.

Laddie, do yer reckon Richard interupts Judy even when she's tending to his trousersnake? He's a bleedin cunt, so he is.

He probably tends to his own trousernsake. He loves himself that much.

He probably tends to his own trousernsake. He loves himself that much.

Yer spot on, Laddie. His trousersnake only stands to attention at the sound of his own voice, so it does. Noel Edmunds would give him a beating.

Yer spot on, Laddie. His trousersnake only stands to attention at the sound of his own voice, so it does. Noel Edmunds would give him a beating.

Noel > Pencil Neck in 1

Noel > Pencil Neck in 1

Jeremy Clarkson, finger licker or cunt licker?

Jeremy Clarkson, finger licker or cunt licker?

I'm 50/50 on Clarkson. Sometimes he grows on me and others i just think - "What a cunt!"

I'd say he's just above finger licker status and has to get a move on to reach the cock licking heights.

I'm 50/50 on Clarkson. Sometimes he grows on me and others i just think - "What a cunt!"

I'd say he's just above finger licker status and has to get a move on to reach the cock licking heights.


Same ere laddie, I struggle to click with the guy sometimes. He's good at owning the fat yanks though.

Same ere laddie, I struggle to click with the guy sometimes. He's good at owning the fat yanks though.

And for that we must give him much respect.

And for that we must give him much respect.


But isn't owning the yanks easy though? Like picking a fight with a blind midgit in a wheel chair.

But isn't owning the yanks easy though? Like picking a fight with a blind midgit in a wheel chair.

This much is true but at least he has a go instead of bending over and taking one up the back door - like our ex-Prime Minister.

Gene Hunt > Any fat Yank.

This much is true but at least he has a go instead of bending over and taking one up the back door - like our ex-Prime Minister.

Gene Hunt > Any fat Yank.

It goes without saying. Gene Hunt can arrest me and brutalise me anyday.

It goes without saying. Gene Hunt can arrest me and brutalise me anyday.

He can take me in for questioning anytime he likes. :luvbed:

He can take me in for questioning anytime he likes. :luvbed:

Hows yer beer supply doing, laddie?

Hows yer beer supply doing, laddie?

About 10 bottles left.

You?

About 10 bottles left.

You?

sorry laddie I was drinking a fair deal for a moment then. Got seven left me lad.

sorry laddie I was drinking a fair deal for a moment then. Got seven left me lad.

I neglected me beer drinking duties to make a munch.

I have about 9 left now. I'm gonna get cracking on these 3 bottles infront of me, me darling.

I've went far to long without drink

I've went far to long without drink

Keep it up and everytime you look in the mirror - Forever Bled will be staring back at you.

you're right laddie I just seem to be running then gym then sleep in a circle, I'm neglecting my duties as a scotsman

you're right laddie I just seem to be running then gym then sleep in a circle, I'm neglecting my duties as a scotsman

We Scotsmen know you are pure of heart but have stumbled along the path.

Our hairy hands shall guide you forth though - onto a beer filled utopia.

seeing as your a mod how come you cant embed you tube vids mate?

I neglected me beer drinking duties to make a munch.

I have about 9 left now. I'm gonna get cracking on these 3 bottles infront of me, me darling.

Get it down ya throat laddie :trink26:

Get it down ya throat laddie :trink26:

About 6 left me darling, and i have just stuck episode 1 of "Life on Mars" on. :luvbed:

About 6 left me darling, and i have just stuck episode 1 of "Life on Mars" on. :luvbed:

yer got the DVD babes, good lad. I got 4 left and I'm watching knowing me knowing you for some reason.

Alan Partridge = :luvbed:

yer got the DVD babes, good lad. I got 4 left and I'm watching knowing me knowing you for some reason.

Alan Partridge = :luvbed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMsVgWiJ5UE

Partridge > the rest.

"Let's have a look at what this idiot did...... in America"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMsVgWiJ5UE

Partridge > the rest.

"Let's have a look at what this idiot did...... in America"

He gives me the right royal horn, so he does.

They should bring back his show and bleedin remove cunting Kyles show from the TV scheduals.

He gives me the right royal horn, so he does.

They should bring back his show and bleedin remove cunting Kyles show from the TV scheduals.

The real Alan Partridge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIewbogHK0I?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469021/

The real Alan Partridge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIewbogHK0I?

The sex Gods

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cy6q9T43Iyc

The sex Gods

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cy6q9T43Iyc

That was the funniest shit i have ever seen.

Those two studs could give us bum boys a run for our money.

That was the funniest shit i have ever seen.

Those two studs could give us bum boys a run for our money.

We have some competition Laddie, we must work on our moves..

2 beers :puppy_dog

We have some competition Laddie, we must work on our moves..

2 beers :puppy_dog

Those 2 > prime John Travolta

3 for me, babes.

Richardson was one of those criticised by Keane during his last playing days at Man Utd, how come the suddenly change of heart?

Those 2 > prime John Travolta3 for me, babes.

Indeed although they are much better combined, babes. :hitit:

I'm finished, Laddie.

shag yer and the Hoff tomorrow :luvbed:

Indeed although they are much better combined, babes. :hitit:

The dancing double act > Morecambe and Wise.

The dancing double act > Morecambe and Wise.

Hello everyone, how are we this morning?

Hoff, You know what to do

Make DYE proud today Hoff.

Hello everyone, how are we this morning?

Hoff, You know what to do

Make DYE proud today Hoff.

Oh Hoff Where art thou?

Oh Hoff Where art thou?

The Hoff never speaks ( Or types ) when his mouth is full.

He has good manners. :luvbed:

The Hoff never speaks ( Or types ) when his mouth is full.

He has good manners. :luvbed:

:eek: ...............:eek:

The dancing double act > Morecambe and Wise.

I am going to sleep now, babes

I am going to sleep now, babes

Sweet dreams, my love. :kiss:

Sweet dreams, my love. :kiss:

Me heads all over the place this morning, babes. I had a good night of drinking, so I did.

Me heads all over the place this morning, babes. I had a good night of drinking, so I did.

I'm a little rough around the edges meself.

I'm tempted to go out and buy another crate, but it would mean having to survive on beans "N" toast for a week.

I'm a little rough around the edges meself.

I'm tempted to go out and buy another crate, but it would mean having to survive on beans "N" toast for a week.

I couldn't be doing with that, Laddie. Me food is important as well and an important balance in food/beer is essential. Don't know where I would be without me curry and largar.

I couldn't be doing with that, Laddie. Me food is important as well and an important balance in food/beer is essential. Don't know where I would be without me curry and largar.

I'd pray for death if i didn't have some curry or lager.

I'd pray for death if i didn't have some curry or lager.

Speaking of which, I am off out to stock up for the evening. Later, babes :kiss:

Speaking of which, I am off out to stock up for the evening. Later, babes :kiss:

Good man. You know it makes sense.

Good man. You know it makes sense.

Gonna be a good night Laddie. Curry, bum fun and beer is the greatest combination in this 21st century world.

Gonna be a good night Laddie. Curry, bum fun and beer is the greatest combination in this 21st century world.

That it is.

Thank the lord for the new generation Of beer swilling, Curry munching Brits.

Life on Mars > any Yank program.

Brits > Americans.

Good lord..... i've just pwned double posting.

Good lord..... i've just pwned double posting.

You not entering a Fantasy Football team mate?

You not entering a Fantasy Football team mate?

I wasn't aware.

Is there a thread somewhere?

I wasn't aware.

Is there a thread somewhere?

In the Limey Lounge but it's just for the EPL mate.

In the Limey Lounge but it's just for the EPL mate.

I might have a go.

I might have a go.

Porlie has made his own Boxingscene league so jus enter there.

Porlie has made his own Boxingscene league so jus enter there.

I'm gonna have to get thinking about me squad.

I'm gonna have to get thinking about me squad.

You get 100 Million to spend.

It's all on the Premier League's website.

Life on Mars > any Yank program.

Brits > Americans.


you got that right, babes.

I've managed to get me hands on some cans lads. Only 4 cans mind but it's better than being a completely sober cunt.

I've managed to get me hands on some cans lads. Only 4 cans mind but it's better than being a completely sober cunt.

I gave in to me urges and purchased another crate - so it's beans "n" toast for me for a whole week.

I gave in to me urges and purchased another crate - so it's beans "n" toast for me for a whole week.

Sacrifices must be made me darling and I must say, I admire your dedication. Frank would be proud, he truly would.

Sacrifices must be made me darling and I must say, I admire your dedication. Frank would be proud, he truly would.

I do it all for Frank.

I do it all for Frank.

He's an inspiration to us all.

Who's the next get to know a limey laddie? I said that we'd give Welter a go some time soon but I saw that you asked mgkirkpatrick. Either of them two cunts would be good.

What says you?

He's an inspiration to us all.

Who's the next get to know a limey laddie? I said that we'd give Welter a go some time soon but I saw that you asked mgkirkpatrick. Either of them two cunts would be good.

What says you?

I can't believe we haven't done Welter.

What a couple of cunts, eh?

The moose loving - moggy molesting - Wlad masturbating ex-Canuck gets me all excited so he does.... let's do Welter.

I can't believe we haven't done Welter.

What a couple of cunts, eh?

The moose loving - moggy molesting - Wlad masturbating ex-Canuck gets me all excited so he does.... let's do Welter.

Welter it is. We'll have fun with him so we will. When I've thought of a few question I'll pm them to yer laddie.

Welter it is. We'll have fun with him so we will. When I've thought of a few question I'll pm them to yer laddie.

We'll be back to our most witty hilarious best for Welter so we will.

We'll be back to our most witty hilarious best for Welter so we will.

Aye, Welter will bring out the best in us. I foresee questions about cream cakes, sausage rolls, top cat and garfield. Much fun will be had by all so it will.

Aye, Welter will bring out the best in us. I foresee questions about cream cakes, sausage rolls, top cat and garfield. Much fun will be had by all so it will.

Welter's like a pool of creativity that you can slurp up with a straw - especially for a satirist like yourself, me darling.

Welter's like a pool of creativity that you can slurp up with a straw - especially for a satirist like yourself, me darling.

He's a ****in ocean darling. I'm bloated and fit to burst so I am. Me belly is doing an impression of 2nd to none or the dosia...or any other fat yank you may care to mention.

To be truthful with yer darling, if me belly keeps this up I'm gonna cunting disown it. There's only so much yer should take off yer belly, you know? It's like 2nd and his balls. He's never had them under control and now he's paying the price.

It's all about discipline. I'll show me belly who's boss.