How come you've got Family Guy ****ing a sheep with Vanes Martirosyan's head on?well the Goat is Santion, Vanes is Armenian (?) and the dog is Ugly Bob

well the Goat is Santion, Vanes is Armenian (?) and the dog is Ugly Bob

Fair enough :D

I've just discovered this :lol1: so I'll be using it a lot. I apologise in advance

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

OMG, Ronaldo has just scored 2 goals in 2 minutes for UTD !!!!!

I've just discovered this :lol1: so I'll be using it a lot. I apologise in advance

:lol1: :lol1:

It's a great smilie :D

OMG, Ronaldo has just scored 2 goals in 2 minutes for UTD !!!!!

That'd be nice :lol1:

yeah, i predicted 3-1 milan at work today.
come on utd, get ur consolation goal and give me bragging rights.

Milan 3-0 Man Utd (5-3agg)

Yes and this was my reply darling

Everyday i love you less and less

Hector Pickle - Gone but not Forgotten.

I asked The Roid monster to unban him but no luck

I asked The Roid monster to unban him but no luck

The Roid Monster only wishes he could grow a stash like Hector.

Cornholio!!!

Kilroy was here!!

BumCorn!!!

I love that mountain with those four big heads
I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread
I love a commie... if'n he's good and dead, yup
I love America

I love Old Glory and homemade pie
I think them Ruskies should be sterilized
I love my chicken Kentucky Fried...
Finger Lickin' Good!

Hey there, this is A.B. Cooper from
Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
It's our Fourth of July ... sale.
Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
At the corner of Collins and Commerce
I've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy
At prices even you can afford
So come on down and say hello to me, and granny
And bring the kids to meet my snake
I say, "bye"
Granny says, "bye"
and the snake says, "sssssssssss"

I love General Patton in World War II
My Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy Glue
I love the Beav and Wally too, yeah
I love America

I love Napalm, hot dogs and mustard
I love my girl, but I sure don't trust her
I love what the Indians did to Custer
I love America

Here they come!
There they go!

I love my jeans and I love my hair
I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair
And on the fourth of July, I love the rockets' red glare
I love America

I watch the A-Team every Tuesday night
I graduated, but I ain't too bright
I love Detroit 'cause I was born to fight
I love America

I love the Tigers but I hate the Mets
I ride my Hog and I race my Vette
I gotta job, but hell I'm still in debt
I love America

I love my bar and I love my truck
I'd do most anything to make a buck
I love a waitress who loves to... flirt!
They're the best kind
I love America
Turn me on
Well, I gotta go now
I love America
Bye Bye, I tell you what though, I really do love it
You ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally

What the **** Welter? :lol1:

Evening bum boys.

Evening bum boys.

How is life treating you, Love ?

I had to go all the way to bastard Renfrewshire to pick up me boxer pup.

How is life treating you, Love ?

I had to go all the way to bastard Renfrewshire to pick up me boxer pup.

Me and life arent the best of friends at the moment as life has been a bit of a cunt to me. Today it took me 2 ****in hours to get home. I got on me bus and some wee chavy cunts smashed the bus window so we all had to get off the bus and wait for another one. Then the next ****in bus gets there and that only took us a couple of stops and then stopped cause the window by the driver had been smashed again by some wee cunts.

I was right pissed off so I was...but at least it was a nice day.


Is he a nice pup laddie? You should post up pics.

Me and life arent the best of friends at the moment as life has been a bit of a cunt to me. Today it took me 2 ****in hours to get home. I got on me bus and some wee chavy cunts smashed the bus window so we all had to get off the bus and wait for another one. Then the next ****in bus gets there and that only took us a couple of stops and then stopped cause the window by the driver had been smashed again by some wee cunts.

I was right pissed off so I was...but at least it was a nice day.


Is he a nice pup laddie? You should post up pics.


He's a cracking looking pup. He's the Hoff of pup land.

He's a cracking looking pup. He's the Hoff of pup land.
What have you named him laddie?


...and are you gonna train him to attack the boy racers when they're parked at traffic lights? Just jump in the car and maul em like then nip out all looking all innocent.

What have you named him laddie?


...and are you gonna train him to attack the boy racers when they're parked at traffic lights? Just jump in the car and maul em like then nip out all looking all innocent.

I haven't thought of a name yet. I was thinking either "Naz-fan" or "Versatile" - what do you say ?

Training it to kill boy racers will be the first thing on the agenda. **** the toilet training.... that can come later.

I haven't thought of a name yet. I was thinking either "Naz-fan" or "Versatile" - what do you say ?

Training it to kill boy racers will be the first thing on the agenda. **** the toilet training.... that can come later.

Call him Big Ron laddie. That'd be a fine name for the little fella. If you called him Versatile he might complain when you sent him to fetch the paper and moan that it was like slavery or something.

...and train the pup to do his business in the boy racers cars, just after he's mauled em.

This puppy is gonna grow up to be a fine specimen so he is and set new standards of sexyness in the dog world.

Call him Big Ron laddie. That'd be a fine name for the little fella. If you called him Versatile he might complain when you sent him to fetch the paper and moan that it was like slavery or something.

...and train the pup to do his business in the boy racers cars, just after he's mauled em.

This puppy is gonna grow up to be a fine specimen so he is and set new standards of sexyness in the dog world.

Both, sound advice.

He's a looker so he is, Hoff. I bet all the *****es will be at my door when it's season.

He's gonna score more tail than Buddy.

Both, sound advice.

He's a looker so he is, Hoff. I bet all the *****es will be at my door when it's season.
He's gonna score more tail than Buddy.

Just like the Dosia eh...

I bet you'll have your hands full when you take him out for walks. They'll be packs of randy *****es just itching for a good seeing to.

Just like the Dosia eh...

I bet you'll have your hands full when you take him out for walks. They'll be packs of randy *****es just itching for a good seeing to.

If i ever take him out for walks and we spot the catman, then that ****er better hope there's a mightily big tree near by that he can shoot up or my pooch will have the ****er for breakfast.


No one two times our Jimmy and gets away with it.

I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holdin' you

Were you born to resist or be abused?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

Are you gone and onto someone new?
I needed somewhere to hang my head
Without your noose
You gave me something that I didn't have
But had no use
I was too weak to give in
Too strong to lose
My heart is under arrest again
But I break loose
My head is giving me life or death
But I can't choose
I swear I'll never give in
I refuse

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
You trust, you must
Confess
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Oh...

Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
The life, the love you'd die to heal
The hope that starts the broken hearts
You trust, you must
Confess

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?

I've got another confession my friend
I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new

Were you born to resist or be abused?
I swear I'll never give in
I refuse

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
You trust, you must
Confess
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you

Welter, you're worrying me today!

Welter, you're worrying me today!

Naw!!! no need.. I am simply and shamelessly uping my post count.. and supporting the Limey Lang in the process..

Naw!!! no need.. I am simply and shamelessly uping my post count.. and supporting the Limey Lang in the process..

I might take your lead and do the same tomorrow whilst I'm sat bored in Business Studies. I used to be able to talk to Hatton Hitman while I was in that lesson but he doesn't post anymore :nonono:

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

You gonna be gutted when west ham go down mate?

we love you oscar, oh yes we do :boxing:

we love you oscar, oh yes we do :boxing:

Fights are won based purely on your ability to hit the opponent's gloves. :nonono:

Fights are won based purely on your ability to hit the opponent's gloves. :nonono:


terrible laddie. i'm sure oscars hands were sore afterwoods....

terrible laddie. i'm sure oscars hands were sore afterwoods....

What was your score ?

What was your score ?


I was too intoxicated to score babes. My biased nature gave it to oscar but I've said all along that Floyd would win a close decision and he did so we must live with it.

I was too intoxicated to score babes. My biased nature gave it to oscar but I've said all along that Floyd would win a close decision and he did so we must live with it.

Sadly we must, but all this - "floyd is the greatest of all time" talk is nauseating..

We have to endure the inefficacious, illiterate ramblings of the Floyd fans for a few weeks now.

Sadly we must, but all this - "floyd is the greatest of all time" talk is nauseating..

We have to endure the inefficacious, illiterate ramblings of the Floyd fans for a few weeks now.

Indeed it is bull**** but I shall just stay clear of non stop boxing for a while until people return to their senses.

Where is the mighty sexy hoff?

Indeed it is bull**** but I shall just stay clear of non stop boxing for a while until people return to their senses.

Where is the mighty sexy hoff?

I have no idea.

I worry, babes.

I have no idea.

I worry, babes.


He may be having internet problems as I am. getting on me bastard nerves now laddie, takes 10 mins to load limey lang and another 10 for the reply box to show. any suggestions as I know your a technical genious :luvbed:

He may be having internet problems as I am. getting on me bastard nerves now laddie, takes 10 mins to load limey lang and another 10 for the reply box to show. any suggestions as I know your a technical genious :luvbed:

Sounds like spyware.

Download Spy-Bot.

http://www.download.com/3000-2144-10122137.html

Make sure to clean your cookies as well.

I'm safe and well Southpaw. I hope you get yer bleeding internet problems fixed soon me darling. Azza is still in need of a good pwning for even daring to suggest that ant and dec could have you.


I blame bigpoppa for your internet problems of course. A scapegoat must be found and that roid raging freak fits the bill perfectly so he does.

Hello Limeys.:)

Hello Limeys.:)

Bonjourno.

Bonjourno.

how's life luvi:)

Chico In your AVY campaing HITS the Limey Lang..

Chico In your AVYS please???

how's life luvi:)

Fine. I have had my pup for a few days now and he is quite the handful.

Fine. I have had my pup for a few days now and he is quite the handful.

Good man Laddie...

Good man Laddie...

Anything for you and Chico, babes.

Fine. I have had my pup for a few days now and he is quite the handful.


oh huni that's so sweet what's his name?:)

oh huni that's so sweet what's his name?:)

I've not settled on a name yet. Various friends and family members have suggested a few though.

Any suggestions ?

I've not settled on a name yet. Various friends and family members have suggested a few though.

Any suggestions ?


Liam?..............:)

I've not settled on a name yet. Various friends and family members have suggested a few though.

Any suggestions ?


Then again maybe it should be Sal;)

Then again maybe it should be Sal;)

It's a boy.

If it was a female though, then i would definitely have called it sally.

It's a boy.

If it was a female though, then i would definitely have called it sally.


you can have a male called sal, unusual but not unheard of.:)

you can have a male called sal, unusual but not unheard of.:)

Yes you could. One of my mum's friends is called Sal.

I'm going to have to name it soon so i can get used to me calling for it.

So how are things on your end ?

Yes you could. One of my mum's friends is called Sal.

I'm going to have to name it soon so i can get used to me calling for it.

So how are things on your end ?


My sexy boys won the league so.:banana: :friday:

My sexy boys won the league so.:banana: :friday:

You must be on cloud 9.

Yes you could. One of my mum's friends is called Sal.

I'm going to have to name it soon so i can get used to me calling for it.

So how are things on your end ?

Came to this late. Is this a dog or a baby?

Came to this late. Is this a dog or a baby?

A dog.

Any name suggestions ?

A dog.

Any name suggestions ?


how about dog. lol:cool:

call it Laddie, obviously!


http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/8137/laddie_1.jpg

Tramp :) good name

R.I.P Chico.

Southpaw, it's been too long since me you and the Hoff had a drunken orgy.

Lets correct it this weekend.

Southpaw, it's been too long since me you and the Hoff had a drunken orgy.

Lets correct it this weekend.

Well me internet is back babes so I shall be ready and rested this weekend :luvbed:

Well me internet is back babes so I shall be ready and rested this weekend :luvbed:

Let's hope the Hoff can join us.

Let's hope the Hoff can join us.

I'm sure we can tempt him with a Jack Daniels and a few sausages...

Jesus, its been quiet in here today?

Indeed Micky. The absense of sexyness is frightening.

Stepping in a fresh dog turd > Sin's anti-Brit threads.

Stepping in a fresh dog turd > Sin's anti-Brit threads.


Bum fun with Dino > e-convo with Sin.

Bum fun with Dino > e-convo with Sin.

The missionary position with Dino on top > Sin's polls.

The missionary position with Dino on top > Sin's polls.

you drive a hard bargain laddie but I must agree.

you drive a hard bargain laddie but I must agree.

Looking forward to lots of bum love, beer and take away this weekend, babes ?

Looking forward to lots of bum love, beer and take away this weekend, babes ?

I hope the hoff shall delight us with his company. I shall stock up with beers tomorrow and await the fun, babes :banana:

I hope the hoff shall delight us with his company. I shall stock up with beers tomorrow and await the fun, babes :banana:

He can't stay away from our sausages for too long. The urge to have a nibble is too strong.

He can't stay away from our sausages for too long. The urge to have a nibble is too strong.


True laddie. Sausage mixed with the scent of an indian and many cans of gold juice shall lure him between me legs.

True laddie. Sausage mixed with the scent of an indian and many cans of gold juice shall lure him between me legs.

Who could resist such an intoxicating concoction?

Who could resist such an intoxicating concoction?

Sin probably could :nonono:

Sin probably could :nonono:

What a cunt.

Sin can stick with his Floyd cum shakes and i'll take beer.

What a cunt.

Sin can stick with his Floyd cum shakes and i'll take beer.


I would much rather lick the sweat from beneath Dino's man boob than taste a drop of sins man juice.

I would much rather lick the sweat from beneath Dino's man boob than taste a drop of sins man juice.

Who wouldn't?

'Sugar Ray Robinson > Floyd Mayweather
Henry Armstrong
Willie Pep
Roberto Duran
Thomas Hearns
Sugar Ray Leonard
Pernell Whitaker
Aaron Pryor
Mike McCallum
A prime Tszyu
A prime De La Hoya
A prime Mosley'

But Floyd ko Ali in 4 rounds or less. :boxing:

http://lbtoronto.typepad.com/lbto/images/the_hoff.jpg

+

http://www.sordeo.com/articles/bigimages/stellaartois.jpg

=

:luvbed:

http://lbtoronto.typepad.com/lbto/images/the_hoff.jpg

+

http://www.sordeo.com/articles/bigimages/stellaartois.jpg

=

:luvbed:

Now that's an equation i can get down and dirty with.

**** E=mc2.

wassup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's an equation i can get down and dirty with.

**** E=mc2.

I've been saying that for years. **** E=mc2 and **** Einstien. Give me a stella and a Hoff any day of the weak. Hoff + Stella = bum fun r takeaway

I've been saying that for years. **** E=mc2 and **** Einstien. Give me a stella and a Hoff any day of the weak. Hoff + Stella = bum fun r takeaway

A Saturday night that we can all enjoy. :luvbed:

A Saturday night that we can all enjoy. :luvbed:

I'm shaking with anticipation. :kiss:

I'm shaking with anticipation. :kiss:

Lets hope the Hoff is sniffing the air and catches the scent of our sausages. If we are lucky he should be here tomorrow.

Now that's an equation i can get down and dirty with.

**** E=mc2.

That was cringing seeing that video of him being rat-assed..

That was cringing seeing that video of him being rat-assed..

It was hard to watch but at the same time had me in hysterics.

It was hard to watch but at the same time had me in hysterics.

I thought that picture of him pissing himself would have made him see sense, but apparently not. lol

I thought that picture of him pissing himself would have made him see sense, but apparently not. lol

Pissing yourself is bad enough but in front of the world's media as well. I don't know if i could ever live it down.

He's probably too pissed to care or notice though.

are you there Hoffee me darlin? I have sausages and beer waiting for you.

are you there Hoffee me darlin? I have sausages and beer waiting for you.

Lead me to the sausages and beer my darling. These are delicacies that I would kill for.

Lead me to the sausages and beer my darling. These are delicacies that I would kill for.


Thank the good Hoff you are here. Laddie and I have been missing your tender touch, Hoff, ravege me :luvbed:

Never fear my dear. The Hoff is back and ravaging's will ensue. Brace yourself southpaw, for i am about to unleash the trousersnake :luvbed:

Never fear my dear. The Hoff is back and ravaging's will ensue. Brace yourself southpaw, for i am about to unleash the trousersnake :luvbed:


Your incredible babes. The rest has made your trousersnake stronger, somthing i thought was impossible. :hitit:

Your incredible babes. The rest has made your trousersnake stronger, somthing i thought was impossible. :hitit:

My trousersnake is rejuvenated. He could conquer nations if i so wished him to...but alas, his power is reserved for you and laddie.

My trousersnake is rejuvenated. He could conquer nations if i so wished him to...but alas, his power is reserved for you and laddie.

Laddie and I are most grateful for your dedication. If only the sexy scot was here to join in the bum fun and beer fest.

Laddie and I are most grateful for your dedication. If only the sexy scot was here to join in the bum fun and beer fest.

Aye, I was hoping the sexy scot would be here for some bum loving fun, nevermind though, we shall be properly reunited soon...and the orgy shall be truly memorable so it shall. Our orgasms will cause the earth to shake in outer bleeding mongolia. In fact we might even cause a cunting tsunami.

Aye, I was hoping the sexy scot would be here for some bum loving fun, nevermind though, we shall be properly reunited soon...and the orgy shall be truly memorable so it shall. Our orgasms will cause the earth to shake in outer bleeding mongolia. In fact we might even cause a cunting tsunami.

Thats bleedin fantastic babes. Until then I shall make Frank Gallagher proud so I shall. I intend to drink the equivalent of the north sea in beer and whisky.

Thats bleedin fantastic babes. Until then I shall make Frank Gallagher proud so I shall. I intend to drink the equivalent of the north sea in beer and whisky.

I also seek Frank's aproval by drinking prodigious amounts of alcoholic beverages. Together we shall make the great one cunting proud so we shall. In fact there should be a Frank Gallagher bank holiday, where every honourable brit gets royally pissed. It would be a great day so it would and me, you and laddie would lead the way.

I also seek Frank's aproval by drinking prodigious amounts of alcoholic beverages. Together we shall make the great one cunting proud so we shall. In fact there should be a Frank Gallagher bank holiday, where every honourable brit gets royally pissed. It would be a great day so it would and me, you and laddie would lead the way.


I shall do all in my power to ensure that this new bank holiday shall be declared babes. April 13th sounds like a cunting great day for itso it does.

Never fear.... Laddie's here.

Never fear.... Laddie's here.


hi huni.............;)

hi huni.............;)

Hi, how are things ?

Hi, how are things ?

all the better for seeing you.;)

all the better for seeing you.;)

I'm glad that i could be of service.

I'm glad that i could be of service.

lol as u should be;)

I'm glad that i could be of service.

I'm hoping you'll give me a good servicing some time laddie :hitit:

I'm hoping you'll give me a good servicing some time laddie :hitit:

How may i be of service, sir ?

How may i be of service, sir ?


Just give me gears and tubes a good seeing too, make sure they are all running smoothly :luvbed:

Evening fellas.

Anyone for some bum love?

Evening fellas.

Anyone for some bum love?

Yes, please. :luvbed: :kiss: :banana:

Evening fellas.

Anyone for some bum love?

Only if I can be the giver!

*gets in que* yes yes please!

Sorry about the delay, Micky.

I'll get those pics to you now.

Sorry about the delay, Micky.

I'll get those pics to you now.

Theres no rush mate, Im only about for 10 mins, I'm out at 5 so......

You can all take a turn. I'll accommodate all of you lovely limey bum boys. The pleasure is all cunting mine so it is.

Theres no rush mate, Im only about for 10 mins, I'm out at 5 so......

You will enjoy these, Micky, though i doubt they will end up with more cum stains than the personal pics of myself i sent you.

You will enjoy these, Micky, though i doubt they will end up with more cum stains than the personal pics of myself i sent you.

I seriously doubt that mate! I had to take a month off work with repetitive arm strain!

Right guys, I'll love you and leave you!

I'm off to Hereford first thing and its a twat to get to!

Hoffy, rain check on the bumlove, make sure you save me a big piece buddy!

Right guys, I'll love you and leave you!

I'm off to Hereford first thing and its a twat to get to!

Hoffy, rain check on the bumlove, make sure you save me a big piece buddy!

I'll always fit you into me bumlove schedule Micky. Anytime you want a go just let me know and I'll be there :luvbed:

I'll always fit you into me bumlove schedule Micky. Anytime you want a go just let me know and I'll be there :luvbed:

Cheers buddy, I'm sat in the ****in services in the pissing rain, its nice to know someone wants me ;)

morning fellas.

Very quiet in here today?

morning bum chums.

morning bum chums.

How are thee, Southpaw, me darling ?

I wish we could have had some bum fun at the weekend.

How are thee, Southpaw, me darling ?

I wish we could have had some bum fun at the weekend.


All is well babes, stocked up with many a cans for the next two days so I shall be ready for some bum fun. How is your beer supply loking babes?

All is well babes, stocked up with many a cans for the next two days so I shall be ready for some bum fun. How is your beer supply loking babes?

No beer, i am afraid.

Finances are tight and i have to make do with cider.

No beer, i am afraid.

Finances are tight and i have to make do with cider.

Well you are strong laddie, you could make a half bottle of Jack D last a week if you needed too.

Well you are strong laddie, you could make a half bottle of Jack D last a week if you needed too.

Never!

That bottle would be done in one swig.

Never!

That bottle would be done in one swig.

you were never one for pacing yourself babes :luvbed:

you were never one for pacing yourself babes :luvbed:

Scot by heritage, babes. :luvbed:

Scot by heritage, babes. :luvbed:

I shall dedicate me first 5 cans to you tonight, babes. I only hope the hoff can join us for some bum fun. Cider and bum fun still make a winning combination.

I shall dedicate me first 5 cans to you tonight, babes. I only hope the hoff can join us for some bum fun. Cider and bum fun still make a winning combination.

I'd drink lava, if it meant i could spend the night with you.

I'd drink lava, if it meant i could spend the night with you.

I would actually drink non-alcholic beer to spend the night with you.

I would actually drink non-alcholic beer to spend the night with you.

Now that's dedication and love.

Now that's dedication and love.


I know it is laddie. I was actually shaking as I typed that but my passionate feelings allowed me to stay firm and complete the sentence. :hitit:

Non-Alcoholic beer = the most pointless creation ever.

Non-Alcoholic beer = the most pointless creation ever.


Indeed laddie, I always thought emmerdale was but at least they have a healthy alchol drinking community. People watch the show for entertainment but who honestly drinks beer purely for the taste?

Indeed laddie, I always thought emmerdale was but at least they have a healthy alchol drinking community. People watch the show for entertainment but who honestly drinks beer purely for the taste?

Retards, most likely.

Retards, most likely.

Even retards like the occasional piss up. But vegetarians have a meat substitute and the none booze drinkers have a beer substitute. You can bet both of them would much prefer the original deep down.

Even retards like the occasional piss up. But vegetarians have a meat substitute and the none booze drinkers have a beer substitute. You can bet both of them would much prefer the original deep down.

A sober Veggie = the scum of the earth.

A sober Veggie = the scum of the earth.

Indeed laddie. And if they are either black or ginger, well that just adds to the insult. :nonono:

Indeed laddie. And if they are either black or ginger, well that just adds to the insult. :nonono:

Ginger pubes = worse than gay sex without lube.

Ginger pubes = worse than gay sex without lube.

Laddie;

A beer drinking, meat eating, Frank Gallagher worshipping ginger bloke or A veggie beer hating brown haired bloke.

Laddie;

A beer drinking, meat eating, Frank Gallagher worshipping ginger bloke or A veggie beer hating brown haired bloke.

Tis a tough one. I'll go with the Frank Gallagher lover.

Morning bum boys.

Hey babes

whats new?

Hey babes

whats new?

Nothing much.

I was going to make the Hoff breakfast in bed but couldn't be arsed.

Haha, the hoonymoon period over then?? Let him starve.

Haha, the hoonymoon period over then?? Let him starve.

I just made a latte instead and sprinkled some of the Hoff's special sauce over it. :luvbed:

I just made a latte instead and sprinkled some of the Hoff's special sauce over it. :luvbed:

A nice creamy one then Lol

A nice creamy one then Lol

Make sure you don't slap your wang against Audley's china chops too hard tonight or you may put him in a coma.

Make sure you don't slap your wang against Audley's china chops too hard tonight or you may put him in a coma.

We broke up! i couldnt handle the A Force anymore haha

Salem malakum fellow bum brothers.

Salem malakum fellow bum brothers.

I want you to haunt GeriatricSailor's yacht.

I want you to haunt GeriatricSailor's yacht.

Will do Mr Lad.

What has the old sailor done this time? He's a bit of perv you know...

Will do Mr Lad.

What has the old sailor done this time? He's a bit of perv you know...

I think he's shagging someone on the side.

I think he's shagging someone on the side.

Wouldn't suprise me. The amount of young boys who have been accosted below deck, I'd say he's shagging a few young lads on the side.

When he's finished with them he makes them walk the plank.

Wouldn't suprise me. The amount of young boys who have been accosted below deck, I'd say he's shagging a few young lads on the side.

When he's finished with them he makes them walk the plank.

No more wanking his plank then.

Im better off without him.

Wouldn't suprise me. The amount of young boys who have been accosted below deck, I'd say he's shagging a few young lads on the side.

When he's finished with them he makes them walk the plank.

Stop spreading vicious lies Saddam. At least I've never tortured members of my own family. You idle parasite with big balls!

Oasis my Lad, you are the only bum boy for me. Come on darling, jump aboard my sea faring love vessel. My ship will be rocking from side to side whether the sea is choppy with surf worthy waves or if the sea is as calm as Des Lynam under pressure :luvbed:

Oi alts, stop bleeding flirting with my lover laddie. Yer cant take him away with yer, either up to heaven or on yer cunting boat.

Now do one!

Southpaw can keep Saddam and ol' Sailor busy whilst i spend some quality time with the Hoff.

Southpaw can keep Saddam and ol' Sailor busy whilst i spend some quality time with the Hoff.

Good show laddie. These alts have got a cheek aint they. Trying to steal you away from me :nonono: There is a better chance of Mourihno coming over all humble and being a decent fella than there is of me losing out to a dead dictator in a battle for your affection.

Stick to being an evil cunt Saddam, you'll never charm anyone so you wont.

Morning fellas.

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Oh! Lang, my beloved mistress. I'm sorry i haven't been visiting you much these days.

Come here and let me caress you.

Where's southpaw? he said i could escape up his tunnel when push came to shove.

Where's southpaw? he said i could escape up his tunnel when push came to shove.

Has he been neglecting his bum boy duties ?

If so, he is in for a real spanking.

Has he been neglecting his bum boy duties ?

If so, he is in for a real spanking.

No, but he needs to get in here and let me escape to glory. His tunnel is very inviting so it is :luvbed:

No, but he needs to get in here and let me escape to glory. His tunnel is very inviting so it is :luvbed:

I'd bet them cunts from the great escape would escape and deliberately get caught and repeat the process if it was Southpaw's tunnel.

I can't say i'd blame them though.

No, but he needs to get in here and let me escape to glory. His tunnel is very inviting so it is :luvbed:

Did I hear my name mentioned? Are you fellas missing me as much as 2nd to none is?

Did I hear my name mentioned? Are you fellas missing me as much as 2nd to none is?

Glory days, how would you like to enroll at the - Laddie school of Hard Knocks and Big ****s ?

Glory days, how would you like to enroll at the - Laddie school of Hard Knocks and Big ****s ?

Where do i sign up? and what will be the first lesson of the day?

Where do i sign up? and what will be the first lesson of the day?

Come to Scotland and i will have your room all made up for you.

The lesson is up to one of your teachers. It could be me, Southpaw or Jimmy the gent.

Personally I'd break you in slow and just start off with a nice oral exam. The other two although just as good, can be tough on new recruits, but you will go from soft to hard in no time.

Come to Scotland and i will have your room all made up for you.

The lesson is up to one of your teachers. It could be me, Southpaw or Jimmy the gent.

Personally I'd break you in slow and just start off with a nice oral exam. The other two although just as good, can be tough on new recruits, but you will go from soft to hard in no time.

I'm a willing and malleable student Mr Lad. Mould me in your image, I've heard that you are a love god with a divine gift for orgasms.

I wouldn't mind a piece of this Southpaw as well. He sounds like a tasty dish.

I'm a willing and malleable student Mr Lad. Mould me in your image, I've heard that you are a love god with a divine gift for orgasms.

I wouldn't mind a piece of this Southpaw as well. He sounds like a tasty dish.

Just follow what we do, try to learn and you will be a straight A student.

The ladies will wet their panties at the mere sight of you and the fellas won't be able to cross their legs whilst sitting down due to the fact that they will all be sporting massive erections.

Just follow what we do, try to learn and you will be a straight A student.

The ladies will wet their panties at the mere sight of you and the fellas won't be able to cross their legs whilst sitting down due to the fact that they will all be sporting massive erections.

I'll be just like BrooklyBomber then. I can't wait :D

I'll be just like BrooklyBomber then. I can't wait :D

That is what we teachers call an A+ grade - A Brooklyn. It's what every student aspires to be.

Some cunts get an F- though. This is called a Smokin. The people who get this grade are usually **** at sports and get bullied in the shower.

I hope you will prove to be in the top half.

That is what we teachers call an A+ grade - A Brooklyn. It's what every student aspires to be.

Some cunts get an F- though. This is called a Smokin. The people who get this grade are usually **** at sports and get bullied in the shower.

I hope you will prove to be in the top half.

I'll be hoping to be at the top of my class, and on top of my class mates. I doubt many bum boys recieve such a good education as the one I am about to recieve.

Laddies school of Hard Knocks and Big ****s > Oxford University.

I'll be hoping to be at the top of my class, and on top of my class mates. I doubt many bum boys recieve such a good education as the one I am about to recieve.

Laddies school of Hard Knocks and Big ****s > Oxford University.

True and if you are lucky i may even treat you to some private tutoring.

True and if you are lucky i may even treat you to some private tutoring.

Take me into your study and lock the door Sir. I don't want us to be disturbed while I'm learning.

my tunnel is open boys

my tunnel is open boys

Jolly good show Southpaw. Tunneling is what i'm good at. They dont call me David 'The Mole' Hasslehoff for nothing you know.

Are you up to teaching The Glory Days a thing or two. He needs to be brought up to our standards.

Jolly good show Southpaw. Tunneling is what i'm good at. They dont call me David 'The Mole' Hasslehoff for nothing you know.

Are you up to teaching The Glory Days a thing or two. He needs to be brought up to our standards.

I don't have a decade to spare sadly babes but I am willing to give the lad a prodding with me trouser snake.

I don't have a decade to spare sadly babes but I am willing to give the lad a prodding with me trouser snake.

That'll do me darling. Just for him to be in the presence of such a master **** licker will probably inspire him to new levels of shagability.

That'll do me darling. Just for him to be in the presence of such a master **** licker will probably inspire him to new levels of shagability.

I'll be happy to do anything to open up new holes of opportunity, babes. :luvbed:

I'll be happy to do anything to open up new holes of opportunity, babes. :luvbed:
He'll fill up that hole of opportunity so he will. You are a generous lover me darling. Don't be hard on the lad though, he aint blessed with a huge weapon of mass destruction like Saddam. Don't get me wrong, he aint Smokin. I'd say he was average.

He'll fill up that hole of opportunity so he will. You are a generous lover me darling. Don't be hard on the lad though, he aint blessed with a huge weapon of mass destruction like Saddam. Don't get me wrong, he aint Smokin. I'd say he was average.

average means potential in my book. Don't worry babes, he'll soon be rimming with the best of them.

average means potential in my book. Don't worry babes, he'll soon be rimming with the best of them.

With tutors like you me and laddie he cant go far wrong. Let's hope he doesn't befriend Annie though. If he falls under his influence it's celibacy for life I'm afraid.

We'll steer him along the right path...and the back passage is the route he will take.

With tutors like you me and laddie he cant go far wrong. Let's hope he doesn't befriend Annie though. If he falls under his influence it's celibacy for life I'm afraid.

We'll steer him along the right path...and the back passage is the route he will take.


talk of back passages is getting too much for me, babes. We must set Mr Glory a fine example. Get laddie, and get yourselves up passage stinger. :luvbed:

talk of back passages is getting too much for me, babes. We must set Mr Glory a fine example. Get laddie, and get yourselves up passage stinger. :luvbed:

Are you watching The Glory Days? This is how you cunting do it.

*Slides into the passage and escapes into a lusty tunnel of love. While not forgetting the customary reach around, the Hoff penetrates deep into the passage, inch by inch*

Are you watching The Glory Days? This is how you cunting do it.

*Slides into the passage and escapes into a lusty tunnel of love. While not forgetting the customary reach around, the Hoff penetrates deep into the passage, inch by inch*

bleedin hell babes, your on top form tonight. I feel guilty taking it all whilst laddie isn't here.

I never knew that education could be so much fun. I must remember the reach around. I've been selfish before now when it comes to this.

bleedin hell babes, your on top form tonight. I feel guilty taking it all whilst laddie isn't here.
Don't feel guilty darling. Just lap it up.
I never knew that education could be so much fun. I must remember the reach around. I've been selfish before now when it comes to this.
You're a fast learner son. You'll soon be up to scratch.


Incidentally fellas, do any of you think that the Pink Floyd song 'Another Brick in the wall part 2' is about paedophilia?

"Hey teacher, leave them kids alone"

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

Don't feel guilty darling. Just lap it up.

You're a fast learner son. You'll soon be up to scratch.


Incidentally fellas, do any of you think that the Pink Floyd song 'Another Brick in the wall part 2' is about paedophilia?

"Hey teacher, leave them kids alone"

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

Possibly babes possibly. Whilst we are on the subject do you think Michael Jackson shagged kids?

Don't tell me i missed the orgy ?

Don't tell me i missed the orgy ?

:puppy_dog

Well it was just a warm up. We have plenty left for you, babes :luvbed:

Possibly babes possibly. Whilst we are on the subject do you think Michael Jackson shagged kids?
Have you ever had a look at Michael Jackson's mypace southpaw? Jonathon King and Gary Glitter are on his friends list and he communicates with em regularly.

I'd say it was a certainty. That program with the Bashir chap where he talked about sleeping with that lad like it was normal proved it for me.

Don't tell me i missed the orgy ?
Me and southpaw have had a bash but The Glory Days is still up for anything. He's learnt a thing or two from watching me and southpaw so he might be a bit better now an all.

Ah **** it, I can't deny me laddie some loving. Come here and get tunneling :moon:

I knew i could count on you boys. *Hops under the sheets*

hiya limeys...........:)

Good Morning :luvbed:

Good Morning :luvbed:

hiya huni:flirt:

hiya huni:flirt:

You ok gorgeous?

You ok gorgeous?

i'm fine thanks how about you?:flirt:

Morning to all.

Any chance of some bum love?

Any chance of some bum love?

My beef bayonet is ready to be thrust into action.

My beef bayonet is ready to be thrust into action.

You're beef bayonet is always in the front line when it comes time to battle. You're an experienced warrior so you are.

Who's given your beef bayonet the biggest test so far laddie?

You're beef bayonet is always in the front line when it comes time to battle. You're an experienced warrior so you are.

Who's given your beef bayonet the biggest test so far laddie?

Probably the Dosia but he wilted in the end and i thrust and thrust, until he sank to his knees.

Probably the Dosia but he wilted in the end and i thrust and thrust, until he sank to his knees.

It was Rockin for me, he just wouldnt admit he liked it.

It was Rockin for me, he just wouldnt admit he liked it.

Same here. The Dosia is in denial and won't even admit it.

Alright guys!

Alright guys!

Explain the avy, Raging ?

Explain the avy, Raging ?

Oh, just showing Matty an ex.

Where talkin things over about our personal lives lol.

Whaddaya think?

Oh, just showing Matty an ex.

Where talkin things over about our personal lives lol.

Whaddaya think?

What age is she in the pic ? I don't want to indict myself.

What age is she in the pic ? I don't want to indict myself.

16 :lol1:

She looks real young in that pic but older in real life.

16 :lol1:

She looks real young in that pic but older in real life.

She is a girl that i would worship. You must be a good looker.

I respect you more now, Raging.

She is a girl that i would worship. You must be a good looker.

I respect you more now, Raging.

Thanks :D

She's a bit on the clingy side though, and I've had better ;)

Thanks :D

She's a bit on the clingy side though, and I've had better ;)

She has great eyes.

If you have done better then i should be worshiping at your feet.

Much respect, Raging. :kiss:

She has great eyes.

If you have done better then i should be worshiping at your feet.

Much respect, Raging. :kiss:

Thanks Laddie, you really boost my ego :D

I might supply some other pics at a future date ;)

Thanks Laddie, you really boost my ego :D

I might supply some other pics at a future date ;)

Me and my lawyers will appreciate it. :kiss:

Me and my lawyers will appreciate it. :kiss:

:cool2:

Oh **** :lol1:

Raging, please tell me she hasn't got ginger hair.

:cool2:

Oh **** :lol1:

Do the birds flock to you because you are the new Gerrard ?

Raging, please tell me she hasn't got ginger hair.

Nooooooo lol it's probably the light. She's got fairly dark brown hair.

Do the birds flock to you because you are the new Gerrard ?

I think you can answer that for yourself Laddie :D

Nooooooo lol it's probably the light. She's got fairly dark brown hair.

Thank **** for that Raging. In that case she's a right nice bird so she is. Nice one son!

Thank **** for that Raging. In that case she's a right nice bird so she is. Nice one son!

Thanks but she's old news lol. I got anotha one lined up who I've really fallen for!

Thanks but she's old news lol. I got anotha one lined up who I've really fallen for!

Good job Raging, but don't tell me it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's mine ya hear, all bleeding mine.

Good job Raging, but don't tell me it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's mine ya hear, all bleeding mine.

I've worked her over a few times already Hoff, sorry. :(