That he cunting does. He'll change from meat is murder to meat is bastard delicious after he's had a taste of our sausages.

Our sausages are intoxicating and he'll soon be sneaking in for a quick nibble every bastard night.

Our sausages are intoxicating and he'll soon be sneaking in for a quick nibble every bastard night.

He'll be singing to us:

''Bum boys take a, bum boys take a bow,
I'm the one that you love and who loves you''

He'll be singing to us:

''Bum boys take a, bum boys take a bow,
I'm the one that you love and who loves you''

Our sausages shall be his muse, that's for sure. "He's changed his bastard tune" - the papers will say but Morrisey shall care not. His love of our pork shall be too strong.

Our sausages shall be his muse, that's for sure. "He's changed his bastard tune" - the papers will say but Morrisey shall care not. His love of our pork shall be too strong.

Do you think all these veggie cunts who only eat carrots and parsley would change their tune if they had a lick of our sausages?

Do you think all these veggie cunts who only eat carrots and parsley would change their tune if they had a lick of our sausages?

I can't see how they could resist to be honest.

Once you go meat
You're in for a treat.

I can't see how they could resist to be honest.

Once you go meat
You're in for a treat.

Even though our erect sausages intimidate more than Reggie Kray
A taste of our meat would make a veggie's day

Even though our erect sausages intimidate more than Reggie Kray
A taste of our meat would make a veggie's day

The whole nation shall be chanting it in a years time.

The whole nation shall be chanting it in a years time.

We should get t-shirts made with those two lines on.

We should get t-shirts made with those two lines on.

A whole franchise shall burst forth and make us meat-eating millionaires.

A whole franchise shall burst forth and make us meat-eating millionaires.

We'll be able to sit back and rake in the millions, comfortable in the knowledge that our trouser snakes would put Richard Branson to shame.

We can always rely on our love serpents laddie.

We'll be able to sit back and rake in the millions, comfortable in the knowledge that our trouser snakes would put Richard Branson to shame.

We can always rely on our love serpents laddie.

The ladies and the bum boys certainly can.

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A masterpiece ?

I wanna talk with you about sausage.

I wanna talk with you about sausage.

Fire away.

Fire away.


The Hoff was swollen. He sat on a sausage with me and told me how much he liked to milk my balls.



Richard Simmons :kiss:

The Hoff was swollen. He sat on a sausage with me and told me how much he liked to milk my balls.



Richard Simmons :kiss:

Any more ? That was a wood giver.

Any more ? That was a wood giver.

I've sucked on many a sausage and the Hoffs was gaint at 10 inches and over 15 lbs.

I've sucked on many a sausage and the Hoffs was gaint at 10 inches and over 15 lbs.

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Fantastico!

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Fantastico!


why thankyou. kisses and bum love for all.

why thankyou. kisses and bum love for all.

Were you hooked on the sausage after your first portion ?

Were you hooked on the sausage after your first portion ?


I love sausage laddie. Those boring veggies don't know what their bleedin missing.

I love sausage laddie. Those boring veggies don't know what their bleedin missing.

That they don't. There is nothing quiet like a piece of meat in your mouth.

That they don't. There is nothing quiet like a piece of meat in your mouth.

Like me laddie, now the bald headed man has finished do you spend your saturdays drinking instead?

Like me laddie, now the bald headed man has finished do you spend your saturdays drinking instead?

I still drank when he was on the box and shall continue now that he is not. It is something of a sombre mood now, though.

I still drank when he was on the box and shall continue now that he is not. It is something of a sombre mood now, though.


Well I'm sure we can come up with our own saturday entertainment :luvbed:

Well I'm sure we can come up with our own saturday entertainment :luvbed:

Any suggestions ?

Any suggestions ?

hungry hungry hippos. poker. i spy. Whatever you want babes.

hungry hungry hippos. poker. i spy. Whatever you want babes.

What a coincidence! i am watching a program on hippos.

What a coincidence! i am watching a program on hippos.


are they eating laddie?

are they eating laddie?

Did you know that them sneaky ****ers have been eating meat for hundreds of years and had the cunting cheek to pretend to be vegetarian ?

It showed one of them munching on a buffalo carcass.

Did you know that them sneaky ****ers have been eating meat for hundreds of years and had the cunting cheek to pretend to be vegetarian ?

It showed one of them munching on a buffalo carcass.


yep i knew that babes. When times are hard they will scavenge meat. I'm sure everyone likes a good bit of sausage now and again. Even the closet sausage eaters who pretend to be veggies.

yep i knew that babes. When times are hard they will scavenge meat. I'm sure everyone likes a good bit of sausage now and again. Even the closet sausage eaters who pretend to be veggies.

They need a slap that's for sure.

They need a slap that's for sure.

the hippos or the veggies?

the hippos or the veggies?

Both!

To eat meat or not to eat meat ? that is the question.

Both!

To eat meat or not to eat meat ? that is the question.

you take the hippos.

and the answer to the before mentioned question is to eat meat all day every day.

you take the hippos.

and the answer to the before mentioned question is to eat meat all day every day.

Them Jews don't know what they are missing out on when they refuse to eat pork. No wonder they irritate Mel Gibson.

Veggies are bum boys in denial. They want the meat but they wont admit to themselves that they'd love to nibble on a sausage. The fact that the cunts eat those horrible quorn meat substitutes is just proof of this. It's like heroin addicts trying to kick the habit taking methadone. They want the heroin really.

Veggies are bum boys in denial. They want the meat but they wont admit to themselves that they'd love to nibble on a sausage. The fact that the cunts eat those horrible quorn meat substitutes is just proof of this. It's like heroin addicts trying to kick the habit taking methadone. They want the heroin really.

That's a great theory.

Veggies are bum boys in denial. They want the meat but they wont admit to themselves that they'd love to nibble on a sausage. The fact that the cunts eat those horrible quorn meat substitutes is just proof of this. It's like heroin addicts trying to kick the habit taking methadone. They want the heroin really.

yer bleedin right hoffee darlin.

Most veggies give in to their urges sooner or later. Me mom was a veggie and me uncles used to stick pieces of bacon all round the house to piss her off.

A ginger, celibate, veggie = the very worst type of human being.

A ginger, celibate, veggie = the very worst type of human being.


you missed out

black, jew, yank

A ginger, celibate, veggie = the very worst type of human being.

There aint no lower form of life laddie.

you missed out

black, jew, yank

It would be a sin against nature if there was a person with all these horrible attributes.

It would be a sin against nature if there was a person with all these horrible attributes.

what a ginger, black, jew, veggie yank who lives a celibate lifestyle?

what a ginger, black, jew, veggie yank who lives a celibate lifestyle?

Yes! the very thought makes me a little uneasy and light headed.

Yes! the very thought makes me a little uneasy and light headed.

don't worry laddie. human genetics and angry mobs will forbid such a human from being created.

don't worry laddie. human genetics and angry mobs will forbid such a human from being created.

Let's bleedin' hope so.

Who in your oppinion is the greatest band of all time laddie?

Who in your oppinion is the greatest band of all time laddie?

The Beatles, babe. Those sexy mop-tops can hold my hand anyday.

The Beatles, babe. Those sexy mop-tops can hold my hand anyday.

once again i agree babes.

Bowie > Queen

Beatles > all bands.

Is there anything we don't agree on?

once again i agree babes.

Bowie > Queen

Beatles > all bands.

Is there anything we don't agree on?

Only time will tell.

Boxers or briefs ?

Chinese or Indian ?

Red Wine or White Wine ?

Only time will tell.

Boxers or briefs ?

Chinese or Indian ?

Red Wine or White Wine ?


well I like to keep it brief!

Indian by a mile

Red wine although Jack D > all

well I like to keep it brief!

Indian by a mile

Red wine although Jack D > all

I would have chosen Boxers, Chinese and Red Wine. This is indeed a strange turn of events.

I would have chosen Boxers, Chinese and Red Wine. This is indeed a strange turn of events.


Well I do mix the boxers bit but I am deep in the indian. I must say I am shocked... really shocked. I thought we were as one and now I find we differ on certain things. Still it doesn't change my perception because still :hitit:

Well I do mix the boxers bit but I am deep in the indian. I must say I am shocked... really shocked. I thought we were as one and now I find we differ on certain things. Still it doesn't change my perception because still :hitit:

I have started eating Indians more because i became a cannibal! :nonono: That was a **** joke wasn't it ?

Nah... i got sick of Eating Chinese so have ventured into Indian territory and may even grow to love it more. So... we could still agree on all counts.

I have started eating Indians more because i became a cannibal! :nonono: That was a **** joke wasn't it ?

Nah... i got sick of Eating Chinese so have ventured into Indian territory and may even grow to love it more. So... we could still agree on all counts.


All i need is to get you in some briefs and your soul will be saved!

And the joke was in the same taste as the two sharks who were hungry went to morcombe bay for a chinese :)

All i need is to get you in some briefs and your soul will be saved!

And the joke was in the same taste as the two sharks who were hungry went to morcombe bay for a chinese :)

LOL! and i knew i could count on you, Southpaw.

LOL! and i knew i could count on you, Southpaw.


always babes always.

anyway I'm bleedin tired so I'll see you tomorrow laddie :luvbed:

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You been at the sauce, Jimmy ?

its a collage of a few classic bands/artists

its a collage of a few classic bands/artists

Yeah... i saw that. I was just wondering if you had been at the sauce ?

Who in your oppinion is the greatest band of all time laddie?

Wu Tang Clan have to be up there.

Wu Tang Clan have to be up there.

without a doubt.

without a doubt.

I've started listening to some Metallica and they're a class band too.

Hello to all bum boys.

where is sexy hoff tonight laddie?

where is sexy hoff tonight laddie?

I'm not sure.

I'm getting tore into some cans though.

I'm not sure.

I'm getting tore into some cans though.

you and me both laddie. :beerchug:

you and me both laddie. :beerchug:

It's the way it should be, babes.

It's the way it should be, babes.


have you had an indian tonight babes?

have you had an indian tonight babes?

No but i am going to order one within the next 30 mins.

Evening bum boys. Save me from Versatile please. I really cant be arsed to argue with the ****er tonight so lets just get on with the bum love.

Who's ready for action?

Evening bum boys. Save me from Versatile please. I really cant be arsed to argue with the ****er tonight so lets just get on with the bum love.

Who's ready for action?

I'm always ready. :moon:

Evening bum boys. Save me from Versatile please. I really cant be arsed to argue with the ****er tonight so lets just get on with the bum love.

Who's ready for action?


I am alway up for some bum fun :luvbed:

You bum boys are my saviours.

Brace yerselves lads. I'm gonna dive right in.

I just finished my indian Bhuna fried rice and throw in a few chipati breads. But i don't have no ****ing Stella to wash it down

Evening bum boys. Save me from Versatile please. I really cant be arsed to argue with the ****er tonight so lets just get on with the bum love.

Who's ready for action?

You bum boys are my saviours.

Brace yerselves lads. I'm gonna dive right in.

I'm ready darlin :moon:

I just finished my indian Bhuna fried rice and throw in a few chipati breads. But i don't have no ****ing Stella to wash it down
Your lack of foresight disappoints me Jimmy. A good limey bum boy would never forget the beer. It's an oversight that may cost you dearly.

I'm ready darlin :moon:
I dont need no love potion or even lotion
I'll pleasure any bum boy with my thrusting motion

The damn Indian is shut for repairs. I'm gonna have to make a piece and egg now.

You slags are making me hungry.


...for the ****.

You slags are making me hungry.


...for the ****.

Everyone needs some ****.

Everyone needs some ****.

You caught me laddie. I might go make a sausage sandwich.

You caught me laddie. I might go make a sausage sandwich.

Let's hope Morrisey is doing the same.

I'll be back in a tick, after i make a piece and egg/bacon. Then i'm gonna get stuck into me last 12 cans. :luvbed:

Let's hope Morrisey is doing the same.

I'll be back in a tick, after i make a piece and egg/bacon. Then i'm gonna get stuck into me last 12 cans. :luvbed:

I've got no bleedin food in. all i want is a sausage.

Let's hope Morrisey is doing the same.

I'll be back in a tick, after i make a piece and egg/bacon. Then i'm gonna get stuck into me last 12 cans. :luvbed:
Then I will also take this opportunity to go and make me some munch.
I've got no bleedin food in. all i want is a sausage.
Once again, Bill Gates has got a lot to cunting answer for. I'd email yer a sausage if i could.

Instead you'll just have to settle for being prodded by my beef bayonet :luvbed:

prodded by my beef bayonet :luvbed:

I've had me munch but wouldn't mind a prod from your beef bayonet, Hoff ?

I've had me munch but wouldn't mind a prod from your beef bayonet, Hoff ?

Then so be it. My beef bayonet was just itching to make a lunge at you. I'm gonna let him him off the leash now so prepare yerself.

I'm tired and couldnt be arsed to get up so I still aint had no much laddie. Would yer motivate me please me darling. Tell me how nice yours was and I might just get jealous and decide to get off me lazy arse and make meself something.

Then so be it. My beef bayonet was just itching to make a lunge at you. I'm gonna let him him off the leash now so prepare yerself.

I'm tired and couldnt be arsed to get up so I still aint had no much laddie. Would yer motivate me please me darling. Tell me how nice yours was and I might just get jealous and decide to get off me lazy arse and make meself something.

The bacon was ripe and succulent. It's aroma swept through the air, up me nostrils and just dared me to cook it.... so i did. I fried it and saw it rise in the pan. It was reaching out to me and yearned for me to swallow it. It wanted to succumb to mouth.

Next came the eggs. I cracked their shells on the rim of the pan in an orgasmic furor. They burst forth their juices and began to sizzle, all the while swaying from side to side and trying to hypnotize me.

Finally they subdued to my manly touch and became hard. They joined the bacon on a love platter and were thoroughly devoured.

The bacon was ripe and succulent. It's aroma swept through the air, up me nostrils and just dared me to cook it.... so i did. I fried it and saw it rise in the pan. It was reaching out to me and yearned for me to swallow it. It wanted to succumb to mouth.

Next came the eggs. I cracked their shells on the rim of the pan in an orgasmic furor. They burst forth their juices and began to sizzle, all the while swaying from side to side and trying to hypnotize me.

Finally they subdued to my manly touch and became hard. They joined the bacon on a love platter and were thoroughly devoured.

Oooh laddie you just gave me an erection and an appetite.

I'm off to the kitchen.

Oooh laddie you just gave me an erection and an appetite.

I'm off to the kitchen.

You know it makes sense, babes. :luvbed: :kiss:

I've found a cucumber, should I eat it or pleasure myself with it?

I've found a cucumber, should I eat it or pleasure myself with it?

Both! Lightly grill it and then put it where the sun don't shine.

Both! Lightly grill it and then put it where the sun don't shine.


consider it done! i knew the foreman grill will comei n handy some day.

consider it done! i knew the foreman grill will comei n handy some day.

He's a businessman well ahead of his time.

He's a businessman well ahead of his time.

Indeed. What other sportsman has the gile to become such a successful business man with somthing as simple as a fat reducing grill?
I mean who better to sell a fat reduction grill than a big black dude?

Upon reaching my kitchen I found out that it is just as bare as yours Southpaw. I thought that I at least had some sausages but no, it weren't to be.

Out of desperation I've made meself some tuna sandwiches but after the beautiful description of your munch laddie I feel hard done by.

Life is tough but with the help of my bum boys I'll survive and prosper.

Indeed. What other sportsman has the gile to become such a successful business man with somthing as simple as a fat reducing grill?
I mean who better to sell a fat reduction grill than a big black dude?

It's all testament to his genius. It's like Versy selling us humor pills.

Indeed. What other sportsman has the gile to become such a successful business man with somthing as simple as a fat reducing grill?
I mean who better to sell a fat reduction grill than a big black dude?

Southpaw, I watched Joe Fraziers beyond the glory today and big George said that he was scared of Joe when he fought him. I was a bit cunting suprised so I was as big George ****in knocked Joe about like a rag doll.

Big George said it was the first time he ever felt afraid of another man.

Southpaw, I watched Joe Fraziers beyond the glory today and big George said that he was scared of Joe when he fought him. I was a bit cunting suprised so I was as big George ****in knocked Joe about like a rag doll.

Big George said it was the first time he ever felt afraid of another man.

He may well have been but i'm sure he feared Liston a little when he sparred him.

Southpaw, I watched Joe Fraziers beyond the glory today and big George said that he was scared of Joe when he fought him. I was a bit cunting suprised so I was as big George ****in knocked Joe about like a rag doll.

Big George said it was the first time he ever felt afraid of another man.


I'm sure that fear went away by the sixth knockdown.

I reckon after the forth knock down big George was still ****ting himself though.

I'm still hungry :(

I reckon after the forth knock down big George was still ****ting himself though.

I'm still hungry :(

who wouldn't be with smokin Joe after yer?

and the cucumber has brought me little joy :nonono:

who wouldn't be with smokin Joe after yer?

and the cucumber has brought me little joy :nonono:

Just think how the veggies must feel eating that kind of ****e every day. You'll be scoffing down sausages soon enough.

You really do need some meat inside yer though...

Just think how the veggies must feel eating that kind of ****e every day. You'll be scoffing down sausages soon enough.

You really do need some meat inside yer though...

wait wait.. I've bleedin found a pot noodle i bought last year hidden away at the back of the cupboard. My luck has changed. Ain't a sausage but it will do.

wait wait.. I've bleedin found a pot noodle i bought last year hidden away at the back of the cupboard. My luck has changed. Ain't a sausage but it will do.

What a cunting stroke of luck. I'd chat to Versy for half an hour if it meant getting me hands on a pot noodle right now. That's how hungry I am.

What flavour you got Southpaw?

What a cunting stroke of luck. I'd chat to Versy for half an hour if it meant getting me hands on a pot noodle right now. That's how hungry I am.

What flavour you got Southpaw?


tis curry flavour me darlin. which really tastes nothing like the spicy curry it promises to be but who gives a damn.

you don't know what yer missin darlin. the lovely warm stuff trickling down me throat...

tis curry flavour me darlin. which really tastes nothing like the spicy curry it promises to be but who gives a damn.

you don't know what yer missin darlin. the lovely warm stuff trickling down me throat...

I always eat mine then end up with a load of hot flavoured water which I spend hours fishing through trying to find stray noodles that have evaded me. It annoys me a wee bit.

I'd absolutely ****in love one right now though.

I always eat mine then end up with a load of hot flavoured water which I spend hours fishing through trying to find stray noodles that have evaded me. It annoys me a wee bit.

I'd absolutely ****in love one right now though.


that was bleedin ****tastic so it was. I'm ready for some bum love and then some sleep now babes :luvbed:

that was bleedin ****tastic so it was. I'm ready for some bum love and then some sleep now babes :luvbed:
It's all systems go in the love nest then:

:bukkake: :3some: :op:

It's all systems go in the love nest then:

:bukkake: :3some:

that was brilliant babes, much tastier than a pot noodle can ever hope to be :luvbed:

anyway I'm cream crackered, so goodnight bum boys. :kiss:

that was brilliant babes, much tastier than a pot noodle can ever hope to be :luvbed:

anyway I'm cream crackered, so goodnight bum boys. :kiss:

Have a good nights kip my darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

i need good k agian, please

Good lord! what a headache.

Hoff, come and caress me head.

Good lord! what a headache.

Hoff, come and caress me head.

I'm here laddie. I'll start at your head and move down.

I'm here laddie. I'll start at your head and move down.

Thanks, babe. That should do the trick.

Hoff, do you think Gordon Ramsey would get a massive erection if he ever heard me describing food ?

Thanks, babe. That should do the trick.

Hoff, do you think Gordon Ramsey would get a massive erection if he ever heard me describing food ?

No doubt about it. Gordon would be mightily aroused by the description you provided us of your munch last night.

Laddie, I had a wee word with Welter about our finances and betting and such like and he also believes that Hatton is gonna beat Castillo and that we should put some bets on our boy Ricky Fatton. I think we should put up to 200k on him so if yer come across any fat yanks that would like a wee bet then bet away my darling. We have Welters blessing.

No doubt about it. Gordon would be mightily aroused by the description you provided us of your munch last night.

Laddie, I had a wee word with Welter about our finances and betting and such like and he also believes that Hatton is gonna beat Castillo and that we should put some bets on our boy Ricky Fatton. I think we should put up to 200k on him so if yer come across any fat yanks that would like a wee bet then bet away my darling. We have Welters blessing.

I have been thinking the same for a while now. We should have stuck the lot on Calzaghe beating Manfredo as it was bleedin' obvious that he was going to do just that.

I have been thinking the same for a while now. We should have stuck the lot on Calzaghe beating Manfredo as it was bleedin' obvious that he was going to do just that.

I wanted to stick the lot on Calzaghe as well and had a chat with Welter to say so. He put a thread up in fantasy betting asking if anyone wanted to bet but no ****er stepped up...which is understandable really.

I wanted to stick the lot on Calzaghe as well and had a chat with Welter to say so. He put a thread up in fantasy betting asking if anyone wanted to bet but no ****er stepped up...which is understandable really.

Those fat Yanks may have brains after all, then.

Make the thread babes. 200K sounds about right.

Those fat Yanks may have brains after all, then.

Make the thread babes. 200K sounds about right.

Probably best if Welter puts it up as he has all the points and people will be awkward if one of us puts the thread up with less than 20k each in our own account.

I'll have a word.

Probably best if Welter puts it up as he has all the points and people will be awkward if one of us puts the thread up with less than 20k each in our own account.

I'll have a word.

Go for it. :luvbed:

Go for it. :luvbed:

We'll be millionaires again in no cunting time.

We'll be millionaires again in no cunting time.

That we will. Our Billionaire days seems like a life time ago.

That we will. Our Billionaire days seems like a life time ago.

The depression hit us hard. I can only dream of changing someones avatar now :(

The depression hit us hard. I can only dream of changing someones avatar now :(

Change some now, babes.

Change some now, babes.

I still cant afford it darling. It costs 15k to change an avatar and I really cant justify spending that amount of points in todays market.

I still cant afford it darling. It costs 15k to change an avatar and I really cant justify spending that amount of points in todays market.

15k ? just to dish out some pwnage ? Pull your finger out, BigPoppa.

15k ? just to dish out some pwnage ? Pull your finger out, BigPoppa.

He's got rid of the change others custom title as well :nonono:

Dishing out pwnage is getting harder and harder.

He's got rid of the change others custom title as well :nonono:

Dishing out pwnage is getting harder and harder.

But dishing out racial double standards isn't! Good lord! this is quite the depression isn't it ?

But dishing out racial double standards isn't! Good lord! this is quite the depression isn't it ?

BPP needs a kick up the ****in arse. That roid freak is a walking, talking bag of contradictions.

BPP needs a kick up the ****in arse. That roid freak is a walking, talking bag of contradictions.

He needs a good dose of ****!

He needs a good dose of ****!

I fear that even the **** wont save Bigpoppa...but I suppose it will be fun trying.

Care to hit up his profile page laddie?

I fear that even the **** wont save Bigpoppa...but I suppose it will be fun trying.

Care to hit up his profile page laddie?

Any ideas ? or should it be a simple - Bring back, Annie! ya bell end ?

Any ideas ? or should it be a simple - Bring back, Annie! ya bell end ?

I have a list of issues that I feel the roid rager needs to address:

1. We want Annie back.

2. What the **** happened with the lottery? The scamming bastard!

3. What is going on with Sonny?

4. Why did he get rid of the 'change other users custom title' option. I want it back.

5. Care for a shag?

...but its up to you what message you leave for the roid rager laddie. Probably just the simple brink back Annie, ya bell end will do the trick.

I have a list of issues that I feel the roid rager needs to address:

1. We want Annie back.

2. What the **** happened with the lottery? The scamming bastard!

3. What is going on with Sonny?

4. Why did he get rid of the 'change other users custom title' option. I want it back.

5. Care for a shag?

...but its up to you what message you leave for the roid rager laddie. Probably just the simple brink back Annie, ya bell end will do the trick.

I'll get right on it.

I'll get right on it.

I'm gonna go post my tirade now. I'll give that dictator what for.

I'm gonna go post my tirade now. I'll give that dictator what for.

Give him hell.

Give him hell.

Done it. Bigpoppa best pull his ****in finger out now.

Done it. Bigpoppa best pull his ****in finger out now.

I see Kaygay's on the rampage.

I see Kaygay's on the rampage.

Aye. That bum boy loves some drama and is lapping it up.

Aye. That bum boy loves some drama and is lapping it up.

If only he would embrace the ****.

If only he would embrace the ****.

We'll convert him yet, although I must say that his willpower is strong. No man has ever held out for as long as he has.

good evening.:)

is nobody talking tonight?

Well done to Micky by the way, he seems to have livened the place up a bit with the new thread ideas.

Well done to Micky by the way, he seems to have livened the place up a bit with the new thread ideas.


anything that boosts this lounge, i'm all for it.:)

anything that boosts this lounge, i'm all for it.:)

It's been a while from you've been here. I remember you from way back in Summer 2005. Those were the days. It's still a decent forum now though.

Well done to Micky by the way, he seems to have livened the place up a bit with the new thread ideas.

T'was a great idea.

Status Quo though paul? :nonono:

It's been a while from you've been here. I remember you from way back in Summer 2005. Those were the days. It's still a decent forum now though.

How do you feel about Sanchez taking the Fulham job? Looks like his Northern Ireland days are over. Probably see Healy at Fulham now, too.

How do you feel about Sanchez taking the Fulham job? Looks like his Northern Ireland days are over. Probably see Healy at Fulham now, too.

There's a lot of things that could happen. He could be dropped after the season ends and return to one job; he could do both jobs until his contract with NI runs out, or he could stick with Fulham and leave us, which would be the worst scenario as he's worked absolute wonders for us.

I'm in E-debt my fellow Limeys, If I dissappear blame Nikoly Valuev :(

I'm in E-debt my fellow Limeys, If I dissappear blame Nikoly Valuev :(

How much do you owe Rudy and who to?

That hairy monster has a lot to bleeding answer for.

me bastard beer supply has dried out so now i must drink non-alcholic liquid. most annoying so it is.

me bastard beer supply has dried out so now i must drink non-alcholic liquid. most annoying so it is.

I feel for you.

Now let me feel you.

I feel for you.

Now let me feel you.

take what you want :booty:

take what you want :booty:

*Gives southpaw a good prodding with the beef bayonet* :smileysex

Evening boys.:)

How much do you owe Rudy and who to?

That hairy monster has a lot to bleeding answer for.

I think now It's 2K to steelhead, I think he lost on purpose to **** me. It's chumps change in broad perspective, but you can't trust anyone nowadays, they may get BPP to ban me or call me a nut-hugger! :puppy_dog

I think now It's 2K to steelhead, I think he lost on purpose to **** me. It's chumps change in broad perspective, but you can't trust anyone nowadays, they may get BPP to ban me or call me a nut-hugger! :puppy_dog

I wouldnt put it past the hairy ****er. He's a got a sly vindictive look about him aint he.

Don't worry rudy, I'll have a word with BPP for ya and bribe him with some roids or something.

I wouldnt put it past the hairy ****er. He's a got a sly vindictive look about him aint he.

Don't worry rudy, I'll have a word with BPP for ya and bribe him with some roids or something.

Thank god, you'll put him in his place. Just offer him a picture of Fernardo Vargas and he will instantly have to have a wank and then forget all about anything else.

Thank god, you'll put him in his place. Just offer him a picture of Fernardo Vargas and he will instantly have to have a wank and then forget all about anything else.

Will do Rudy. I'll offer him my stockpile of funny indian youtubes as well. That should please him.

everyone vote for me in the president re elections thread

Hello Limey's

wheres my sexy laddie?

wheres my sexy laddie?


he is around here somewhere we just PM'd.:)

Never Fear.... Laddie's here and there's plenty of pork sausage to go around. So get stuck in!

Never Fear.... Laddie's here and there's plenty of pork sausage to go around. So get stuck in!


you know i prefered it when you kept all the pork sausage for me:flirt:

Never Fear.... Laddie's here and there's plenty of pork sausage to go around. So get stuck in!

I could do with some sausage :hitit:

My bacon's on the table
aching for a mouth able
to love my sausage like fat Yanks love cable.

My bacon's on the table
aching for a mouth able
to love my sausage like fat Yanks love cable.

from now on i'll call you mable.:p

I call him sexy. simple as.

Did anyone think the song 'girl I wanna make you sweat, sweat til you can't sweat no more. And if you cry i'm gonna push it, push it push it some more' sounded a little like the guy was sexually assaulting a girl? I find that song surprisingly disturbing....

everyone vote for me in the president re elections thread
NO ---------------

I'm drunk and in the mood for love. Southpaw.... take me.

I'm drunk and in the mood for love. Southpaw.... take me.

I'm having computer problems babes so I will be brief and shooting blanks for the next couple of days/weeks :nonono:

I'm having computer problems babes so I will be brief and shooting blanks for the next couple of days/weeks :nonono:

I remember when the Hoff had this problem. We'll get through it, babes.

I remember when the Hoff had this problem. We'll get through it, babes.


Indeed, everything is going really slow. I am lucky to be here now but alas I will not be able to bring you much pleasure these next few days... :puppy_dog

Indeed, everything is going really slow. I am lucky to be here now but alas I will not be able to bring you much pleasure these next few days... :puppy_dog

I'll take whatever i can get my hands on. I'll nibble away at your sausage bit by bit, in portions.

My father has a habit of taking a **** in the toilet before I get in the bath, I have to choke on that mess whilst cleansing myself.

My father has a habit of taking a **** in the toilet before I get in the bath, I have to choke on that mess whilst cleansing myself.

Throw a couple of gingers in first and gas them to death.

Your bathroom can become one of the coalition's many gas chambers as we eradicate the ginges.

Throw a couple of gingers in first and gas them to death.

Your bathroom can become one of the coalition's many gas chambers as we eradicate the ginges.

Believe you me, if it was night time I would, but them ****ers are hiding from the sunlight in their manholes and drain pipes, they'll soon feel the wrath of my father's toilet dragon.

Believe you me, if it was night time I would, but them ****ers are hiding from the sunlight in their manholes and drain pipes, they'll soon feel the wrath of my father's toilet dragon.

We need to block out the sun then. I'll have a word with the Hoff and see if we can lure Kingdosia out. His huge head will block out daylight, they will come sulking out from their hiding places, and you and the coalition can get to work.

We need to block out the sun then. I'll have a word with the Hoff and see if we can lure Kingdosia out. His huge head will block out daylight, they will come sulking out from their hiding places, and you and the coalition can get to work.

Brilliant idea, Kingodosia's head would be a potent factor 5,000 suntan lotion, nothing gets past that bohemoth.

But on that note, what's going to protect his head from burning? I know he could scare a scarecrow but that doesn't change the fact that he's a bald ****er, does it?

Brilliant idea, Kingodosia's head would be a potent factor 5,000 suntan lotion, nothing gets past that bohemoth.

But on that note, what's going to protect his head from burning? I know he could scare a scarecrow but that doesn't change the fact that he's a bald ****er, does it?

We will let Matt shoot his load all over the Dosia's nogging. I'm sure Matt has a bald fetish as well. His love syrup is quite strong ..... the sun's rays wouldn't even penetrate the hole in the o-zone layer if it was covered in Matt's paste.

wassup my mother****in limey homies and homiettes

We will let Matt shoot his load all over the Dosia's nogging. I'm sure Matt has a bald fetish as well. His love syrup is quite strong ..... the sun's rays wouldn't even penetrate the hole in the o-zone layer if it was covered in Matt's paste.

We can only pray that Matt hasn't juiced himself out over Dosia's avatar.

wassup my mother****in limey homies and homiettes

**** off you bald little poof, don't you have any cactai to wank over?

Tosspot.

Evening fellas. The mighty Villa pleased me immensely today, plus I'm a wee bit pissed and I've got cans in the fridge. Life is good.

The orgy is on me :luvbed: :beerchug:

Evening fellas. The mighty Villa pleased me immensely today, plus I'm a wee bit pissed and I've got cans in the fridge. Life is good.

The orgy is on me :luvbed: :beerchug:


I'm sober but i'll knob yer! :luvbed:

I'm sober but i'll knob yer! :luvbed:

Bloody 'ell :eek: What would Frank say Laddie?

Nevermind, those Chelsea ****ers lost the league today so all is well. Let the bum loving session commence :luvbed:

A quiet Sunday afternoon in Limey lang.:cool:

**** off you bald little poof, don't you have any cactai to wank over?

Tosspot.go **** ur sister-mum, wigga

Heeeey Kids

anybody missed me whilst ive been away chillin in a 1.5m villa in spain for 2 weeks?? im sure none of you have im just trying to make you jealous :banana:

Heeeey Kids

anybody missed me whilst ive been away chillin in a 1.5m villa in spain for 2 weeks?? im sure none of you have im just trying to make you jealous :banana:

How was it, Tuggers ?

How was it, Tuggers ?

awesome mate, red hot everyday. but where i went was where all the millionaires go, so it was about a fiver a pint, i spent 1200quid in 10 days

it was fun though :banana:

did you see kaka last week? i had an hour long debate about why Kaka is a better/more complete player than ronaldo. I had nobody there to back me up though :(

awesome mate, red hot everyday. but where i went was where all the millionaires go, so it was about a fiver a pint, i spent 1200quid in 10 days

it was fun though :banana:

did you see kaka last week? i had an hour long debate about why Kaka is a better/more complete player than ronaldo. I had nobody there to back me up though :(

Living the high life, eh ? 2 weeks worth of debauchery.

Yes i saw Kaka and he was sublime against United. Ronaldo has been a class player all year too though but i still think Kaka edges him out slightly for player of the year.

Heeeey Kids

anybody missed me whilst ive been away chillin in a 1.5m villa in spain for 2 weeks?? im sure none of you have im just trying to make you jealous :banana:


yes we missed u, course we did;) and the jealous thing worked:p

Awwww, its nice to know atleast somebody misses me :)

Awwww, its nice to know atleast somebody misses me :)

surely i'm not the only one;)

surely i'm not the only one;)

Hopefully not. Your probably the cutest though :)

Hopefully not. Your probably the cutest though :)

How would you know.... Boxclever has a thing about posting her pic...:nonono:

BTW BOX I added you to my P4P list.. afterall You DO like boxing... Something most Chickies on the site CANT say...

and Tuggers I always miss you..

Hopefully not. Your probably the cutest though :)


that's sweet of u.;)

that's sweet of u.;)its not fair, you guys all get to hit on boxclever
and im left with anorak !!!!!

its not fair, you guys all get to hit on boxclever
and im left with anorak !!!!!

She was hitting on me :banana: haha

and Anoraks pretty cool anyway :hitit:

If I had a flower for everytime I thought of you, I'd walk forever in a garden.

If I had a flower for everytime I thought of you, I'd walk forever in a garden.

If i had a flower for everytime i respected Floyd Mayweather, i'd walk forever in the Sahara desert.

If i had a flower for everytime i respected Floyd Mayweather, i'd walk forever in the Sahara desert.

Nice one :lol1:

I feel sick now I'm that nervous. **** I can't wait!

Nice one :lol1:

I feel sick now I'm that nervous. **** I can't wait!

I'm going to the shop in 10 mins to get the cans in. :trink26:

I'm going to the shop in 10 mins to get the cans in. :trink26:

I don't think I can handle beer tonight :lol1:

Chelsea are ****ting it now.

Chelsea are ****ting it now.

They'll win though, I reckon. I bet they score in the last couple of minutes of injury time.

God I hope I'm wrong though! Mourinho's a cunt...

They'll win though, I reckon. I bet they score in the last couple of minutes of injury time.

God I hope I'm wrong though! Mourinho's a cunt...

I'm starting to get the same feeling after Liverpool having all the ball.

I'm starting to get the same feeling after Liverpool having all the ball.

Yeah, they do it time and time again. Like I said, though, I really hope I'm wrong.

I'm starting to get the same feeling after Liverpool having all the ball.

I think chelsea will get the goal in extra time, cos they are a bunch of **** dick cunts who always get scrappy wins

lol got that one wrong then.

If I had to pick a winner from here i'd go for liverpool on penalties but it's anyone's game really.

lol got that one wrong then.

If I had to pick a winner from here i'd go for liverpool on penalties but it's anyone's game really.

I can't see it going to penalties, but if it does then i would also favour Liverpool.

Robbie Fowler to score the winner anyone?

Robbie Fowler to score the winner anyone?

That would be amazing but i doubt it.

That would be amazing but i doubt it.

Right fellas, who we having on pens?? chelsea or liverpool

im taking chelsea

Right fellas, who we having on pens?? chelsea or liverpool

im taking chelsea

I think you may be right, but it should be Liverpool as they were far and away the better side.

its all over

they deserved it

I think you may be right, but it should be Liverpool as they were far and away the better side.


YEEEEESSSSS!!!!

You can't beat Liverpool on penalties

Well done Liverpool.

**** you Mourinho!

It's a load of crap anyway, they should only have the champions in the competition.

I'm ****ing hyperventilating!

This game deserves a thread!

Here's to drunkenness. :friday: :beerchug:

Here's to drunkenness. :friday: :beerchug:

Wish I could do the same but I've got school tomorrow. I'll be making up for it at the weekend. :friday:

Drunkenness, I salute you! :beerchug:

Have a drink for me and the Liverpool lads please :D

****ing scouse bastards.
i wanted chelsea to sneak in and take the premiership off man utd, beat em
in the fa cup and then whup em in the champions league final. disappointed

****ing scouse bastards.
i wanted chelsea to sneak in and take the premiership off man utd, beat em
in the fa cup and then whup em in the champions league final. disappointed

Why would you want Mourinho and his despicable team of diving women to win anything ?

Why would you want Mourinho and his despicable team of diving women to win anything ?

no matter who wins, every scotsman who can get his hands on a bottle of tennents will crack it open

anyone for sausage?

anyone for sausage?

Yes please!

Yes please!


come ere laddie, I'll show you why they call me the ramrod :luvbed:

come ere laddie, I'll show you why they call me the ramrod :luvbed:

Your sausage tastes succulent.

Your sausage tastes succulent.

I've been told it goes very well with stella.

I've been told it goes very well with stella.

I've only got Grolsch in me fridge, so i will have another nibble and slurp a Grolsch back instead.

I've only got Grolsch in me fridge, so i will have another nibble and slurp a Grolsch back instead.

that will do laddie :luvbed:

that will do laddie :luvbed:

Have you sorted out your internet problems yet ?

dick munchers, **** nibblers and sack swallowers, the lot of ya

dick munchers, **** nibblers and sack swallowers, the lot of ya

How come you've got Family Guy ****ing a sheep with Vanes Martirosyan's head on?

dick munchers, **** nibblers and sack swallowers, the lot of ya

Care to join in the fun ?

Manure are ****ed

Manure are ****ed

Oi, that's what I call them :D I have an old t-shirt from the nineties which says something about Manure and then Man Urine :lol1:

Looks like it's gonna be Milan playing us :cool:

Oi, that's what I call them :D I have an old t-shirt from the nineties which says something about Manure and then Man Urine :lol1:

Looks like it's gonna be Milan playing us :cool:

it's a fair name i feel :lol1:

But yeah it's you versus Milan. It'll be tough, they're a really good side. They're makin manure look like a schoolboy side haha. Well, not quite but they are looking almost pathetically ineffectual.

it's a fair name i feel :lol1:

But yeah it's you versus Milan. It'll be tough, they're a really good side. They're makin manure look like a schoolboy side haha. Well, not quite but they are looking almost pathetically ineffectual.

We're a lot more tactically adequate than United and a lot less easier to break down especially in the centre of midfield where they normally boss the game. We'll win that department definitely.

I feel they'll be an easier game than United because they're suited to our style. There counter attacking and free flowing football will be surpressed by our expansive game.

Mascherano will mark Kaka out of the game too.

Mascherano will mark Kaka out of the game too.

Got kept out of our team by Hayden Mullins :wtf1: