Bend over, Hoff. Let's celebrate the Allah fella bringing us closer once again. :luvbed:

:moon: Take me darling.

Once your done I'm gonna get off to sleep.

Shag yer tommorow my lover :luvbed:

Afternoon, fellow bum boys.

Afternoon, fellow bum boys.

evening luscious laddie

evening luscious laddie

Are you looking forward to the weekend ?

Are you looking forward to the weekend ?

well it's now officially the 13th so I'm 22 at last! The drinking starts now laddie, **** later.

well it's now officially the 13th so I'm 22 at last! The drinking starts now laddie, **** later.

Congrats, sexy boy. :luvbed:

I have been 22 for a week now and i shall give you a drunken bumming tomorrow as a present.

Congrats, sexy boy. :luvbed:

I have been 22 for a week now and i shall give you a drunken bumming tomorrow as a present.

cheers babes. best ****in present I'll be gettin thats for sure. I will look forward to it :luvbed:

cheers babes. best ****in present I'll be gettin thats for sure. I will look forward to it :luvbed:

Birthdays and Christmas' get shitier every year as you get older, don't they ?

Birthdays and Christmas' get shitier every year as you get older, don't they ?

yep. last year I found out father christmas was really my dad and it's ****ed everything up for me so it has. And I have no excitement whatsoever about this b-day, except for the bum love I'm promised of course. :luvbed:

yep. last year I found out father christmas was really my dad and it's ****ed everything up for me so it has. And I have no excitement whatsoever about this b-day, except for the bum love I'm promised of course. :luvbed:

That must have been a real bummer but now you shall get a real bumming and hopefully that will make it all better.

That must have been a real bummer but now you shall get a real bumming and hopefully that will make it all better.

make me feel every one of those 22 years laddie :hitit:

and as the quote goes;

"You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt."

amen Ford.

make me feel every one of those 22 years laddie :hitit:

and as the quote goes;

"You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt."

amen Ford.

How about 22 hours and 22 orgasms for your 22nd Birthday ?

How about 22 hours and 22 orgasms for your 22nd Birthday ?

shall we get started? I hope the last five you and the hoff can give me simultaneously tonight :luvbed:

shall we get started? I hope the last five you and the hoff can give me simultaneously tonight :luvbed:

The Hoff's off to bed so i shall have to do the shagging for the two of us.

The Hoff's off to bed so i shall have to do the shagging for the two of us.

you're up to the task laddie. they don't call you thunder hips for nothing.

you're up to the task laddie. they don't call you thunder hips for nothing.

That they don't. I could do the shagging for 50 men.

That they don't. I could do the shagging for 50 men.


it has as though you have in the past laddie :luvbed:

anyway I'm off to get a bit of kip. See you later babes :kiss:

it has as though you have in the past laddie :luvbed:

anyway I'm off to get a bit of kip. See you later babes :kiss:

I'm going to hit the hay as well.

Night, babes. :kiss:

How is everything in Limey lang?

How is everything in Limey lang?

Same as always.

How are you ?

Same as always.

How are you ?


fair to middle can't complain and no one listens if you do eh? lol So any news on a new Oasis record?

fair to middle can't complain and no one listens if you do eh? lol So any news on a new Oasis record?

I think they are just writing and demoing new songs at the moment. I doubt we will see a new Oasis record until 2008 at the very soonest.

I think they are just writing and demoing new songs at the moment. I doubt we will see a new Oasis record until 2008 at the very soonest.


Sooner than the next Roses album tho:nonono:

Sooner than the next Roses album tho:nonono:

At least we still have Ian writing songs.

At least we still have Ian writing songs.


absolutely although that first Roses album is so good I doubt anyone has bettered it or ever will. It would give anything for a new Roses album, well almost anything lol.

So whats the lowdown with the limey women seems like there's one maybe Boxclever?

absolutely although that first Roses album is so good I doubt anyone has bettered it or ever will. It would give anything for a new Roses album, well almost anything lol.

So whats the lowdown with the limey women seems like there's one maybe Boxclever?

Yes, me and Boxclever are close. We used to talk in private messages all the time.

She doesn't post much anymore, sadly.

There are a few American girls though and they are all cool and pretty.

Yes, me and Boxclever are close. We used to talk in private messages all the time.

She doesn't post much anymore, sadly.

There are a few American girls though and they are all cool and pretty.


close? sounds pretty cool, you got that one all to yourself then? lol

close? sounds pretty cool, you got that one all to yourself then? lol

The Hoff is my e-love now.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=33982

The Hoff is my e-love now.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/member.php?u=33982


a bloke? you swing both ways eh? Lol.:ugh:

a bloke? you swing both ways eh? Lol.:ugh:

Every guy swings both ways on this site.

The guys on this site actually partitioned to have this smilie: :luvbed: changed to two blokes in bed.

Every guy swings both ways on this site.

The guys on this site actually partitioned to have this smilie: :luvbed: changed to two blokes in bed.


I might leave you to the swinging and take boxclever off yer hands then mate lol.

Bum Corn!!!!

Bum Corn!!!!

What???????????????????

What???????????????????

He's either high or he's just lubed up his favourite dildo.

Which is it, Welter ?

He's either high or he's just lubed up his favourite dildo.

Which is it, Welter ?

I suspect a combination of the two.

I suspect a combination of the two.

It would not surprise me.

It would not surprise me.

I Fear the shortage of women round here has turned you all into rampant homosexuals. lol

I dont OWN any dildos.:no:
But I do have vast collection of BUTT PLUGS...

I Fear the shortage of women round here has turned you all into rampant homosexuals. lol

That's a good theory and it may well be true.

That's a good theory and it may well be true.

so far most of the evidence does support the theory.

so far most of the evidence does support the theory.

You hear about male chimps in captivity performing oral acts on members of the same sex because there are no females around.

I'm gonna study up on the whole scenario and write my thesis. I'll make sure to mention you as i except my Nobel prize. :luvbed:

You hear about male chimps in captivity performing oral acts on members of the same sex because there are no females around.

I'm gonna study up on the whole scenario and write my thesis. I'll make sure to mention you as i except my Nobel prize. :luvbed:

or we could just get more women into limey lounge?

or we could just get more women into limey lounge?

That could work but the lure of a Nobel prize has got me sorely tempted.

That could work but the lure of a Nobel prize has got me sorely tempted.

how about we do both then i'll assist with both aims?

ok I Started.:boxing:

ok I Started.:boxing:

btw can whoever changed my thread name please change it back? there weren't no need for that man, although I do see the funny side.

i and me mates were threw out of the pub for being too roudy laddie. :( I am drunk but not drunk enough so i am finishing off here with a fridge full of stella.

i and me mates were threw out of the pub for being too roudy laddie. :( I am drunk but not drunk enough so i am finishing off here with a fridge full of stella.

How dare they throw some one of your sexy stature out and on your birthday too. Shame on them!

At least you had a fridge full of stella to come home to, eh ?

Me and the Hoff are as sober as an honourary speaker at an evils of alcohol convention.

Me and the Hoff are as sober as an honourary speaker at an evils of alcohol convention.
Frank would give us a slap for tonight so he would. At least our best bum boy southpaw is doing us proud eh...

Good on yer southpaw. You're a star so you are :luvbed:

How dare they throw some one of your sexy stature out and on your birthday too. Shame on them!

At least you had a fridge full of stella to come home to, eh ?

Me and the Hoff are as sober as an honourary speaker at an evils of alcohol convention.


indeed laddie i am well prepared but the stella was mean't for tomorrow. so far the large curry i consumed is absorbing me drink so i need more damnit!

indeed laddie i am well prepared but the stella was mean't for tomorrow. so far the large curry i consumed is absorbing me drink so i need more damnit!

Just use your scam to acquire more booze tomorrow.

Are you stocked up tonight, Southpaw ?

Are you stocked up tonight, Southpaw ?

4 cans babe :puppy_dog

4 cans babe :puppy_dog

Poor bugger. I saw sense and went to the shop and purchased 32 bottles of Grolsch. :banana:

Poor bugger. I saw sense and went to the shop and purchased 32 bottles of Grolsch. :banana:


laddie my tempers are up at you parading that in front of me. there were no kids to scam so all i could spend was what i had in my pocket. dark days following me b-day. dark days indeed. :nonono:

laddie my tempers are up at you parading that in front of me. there were no kids to scam so all i could spend was what i had in my pocket. dark days following me b-day. dark days indeed. :nonono:

We all have to face the darkness and walk through that sober tunnel now and again. Just be strong and keep heading for the light at the end and some sweet ale shall surely await you.

We all have to face the darkness and walk through that sober tunnel now and again. Just be strong and keep heading for the light at the end and some sweet ale shall surely await you.

cans are finished babes

maybe there are some beer stains on my shirt from last night. A good lick can come in handy

cans are finished babes

maybe there are some beer stains on my shirt from last night. A good lick can come in handy

I've always subscribed to that belief meself southpaw.

I'm sober again tonight and it is pissing me right off.

If only those bastard cunts at Microsoft would pull their fingers out and invent a way to send beer by email....... then i'd happily send you fellas a couple of bottles.

If only those bastard cunts at Microsoft would pull their fingers out and invent a way to send beer by email....... then i'd happily send you fellas a couple of bottles.

Aye! Bill Gates needs to get his ****in thinking cap on so we can set up a bum boys in need organisation for the purpose of sending beer via email when any of us get a bit desperate.

Aye! Bill Gates needs to get his ****in thinking cap on so we can set up a bum boys in need organisation for the purpose of sending beer via email when any of us get a bit desperate.

Scientists have begun to teleport atoms in labs so bum boys in the long distant future will surely be able to do this.

Lucky bastards.

Scientists have begun to teleport atoms in labs so bum boys in the long distant future will surely be able to do this.

Lucky bastards.

Aye! The future generations of bum boys will never go short of beer. Lucky bastards indeed!

Did celtic play today laddie? My beloved Villa got a good win at Middlesbrough.

valuev has lost!!! I am pissed on happiness.

valuev has lost!!! I am pissed on happiness.

Good. I'm glad Marciano's record will still stand.

Aye! The future generations of bum boys will never go short of beer. Lucky bastards indeed!

Did celtic play today laddie? My beloved Villa got a good win at Middlesbrough.

Indeed they did. They beat St Johnstone 2-1 to reach the final of the Scottish cup. It looks like the double is ours this year.

Indeed they did. They beat St Johnstone 2-1 to reach the final of the Scottish cup. It looks like the double is ours this year.

Good show laddie, yer must be well pleased with the job the wee ginge is doing.

Petrov scored today, a good goal an all. We've come from behind ten times this season and only the gunners can top that. We're up to tenth now.

Good show laddie, yer must be well pleased with the job the wee ginge is doing.

Petrov scored today, a good goal an all. We've come from behind ten times this season and only the gunners can top that. We're up to tenth now.

Hopefully that's Petrov finally pulling his finger out and showing the form he is capable of. Maloney better take heed and do the same.

Have you read about Martin trying to steal our keeper as well ? He's bold as brass, is that O'neill but i still love the cunt.

Hopefully that's Petrov finally pulling his finger out and showing the form he is capable of. Maloney better take heed and do the same.

Have you read about Martin trying to steal our keeper as well ? He's bold as brass, is that O'neill but i still love the cunt.

Lets hope so.

Boruc? What's he like laddie?

Lets hope so.

Boruc? What's he like laddie?

Best keeper in the world as of right now.

Can you view videos off Youtube yet ?

Best keeper in the world as of right now.

Can you view videos off Youtube yet ?

Yeah i can now darling...post some vids and I'll have a butchers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2X6bZbaA8M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38IX83UxHOo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owjB1VMWkSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNH43o1jVik

The best shot stopper in the world and he inspires his back line. He reminds me of Schmeichel in so many ways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2X6bZbaA8M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38IX83UxHOo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owjB1VMWkSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNH43o1jVik

The best shot stopper in the world and he inspires his back line. He reminds me of Schmeichel in so many ways.

****in 'ell! I aint watched em all yet but he looks like a cunting good un so he does. I know it might upset yer a bit laddie but I hope our Martin gets him.

Sorenson ****ed up today an all...

****in 'ell! I aint watched em all yet but he looks like a cunting good un so he does. I know it might upset yer a bit laddie but I hope our Martin gets him.

Sorenson ****ed up today an all...

He better not go. We have finally found a world class keeper and we would be stupid to let him go.

Sorenson isn't exactly world class but surely Martin could get another keeper from the premiership without stealing ours ?

He better not go. We have finally found a world class keeper and we would be stupid to let him go.

Sorenson isn't exactly world class but surely Martin could get another keeper from the premiership without stealing ours ?

Martin wants the best so he does. I feel for yer laddie...but at the same time I quite like the look of that borat fella.

Martin wants the best so he does. I feel for yer laddie...but at the same time I quite like the look of that borat fella.

I'm not sure he will go though. With us he is guaranteed champions league games but then again we said that about maloney.

I'm not sure he will go though. With us he is guaranteed champions league games but then again we said that about maloney.

Yeah there is that but then there is the difference in quality between our premiership and your premier league to take into account.

Yeah there is that but then there is the difference in quality between our premiership and your premier league to take into account.


I think it's the lure of big bucks and the glam aspect that attracts everyone to the premiership these days. It's basically the Hollywood of league football now.

You are guaranteed fame and fortune no matter what premiership side you play for.

It is easily the best league in the world and the most exciting to watch and probably will remain so for a good few years.

whats this? Laddie and Hoff alone together and no bum activity going on? First the lack of booze and now this :nonono:

I think it's the lure of big bucks and the glam aspect that attracts everyone to the premiership these days. It's basically the Hollywood of league football now.

You are guaranteed fame and fortune no matter what premiership side you play for.

It is easily the best league in the world and the most exciting to watch and probably will remain so for a good few years.

True. I think that the appeal and money of the premiership which results in the amount of foreign players we have in the league is to the detriment of the lower leagues and the development of English players though...but I suppose you cant have everything.

whats this? Laddie and Hoff alone together and no bum activity going on? First the lack of booze and now this :nonono:

Fear not, Southpaw. The clock is about to strike midnight in bum town. :luvbed:

Fear not, Southpaw. The clock is about to strike midnight in bum town. :luvbed:

thank allah. I was beggining to think this place was getting as dry as me fridge. :hitit:

True. I think that the appeal and money of the premiership which results in the amount of foreign players we have in the league is to the detriment of the lower leagues and the development of English players though...but I suppose you cant have everything.

That you can't. The rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer, sadly.

thank allah. I was beggining to think this place was getting as dry as me fridge. :hitit:

Will you be participating in the Limey league, babes ?

My lack of booze is sending me crazy. Being sober at the weekend is ****in shite so it is. I'd even read a few of Detroit reds posts in exchange for just one can. That's how desperate i am.

Southpaw, give me a seeing to so we can take our mind off the beer :luvbed:

My lack of booze is sending me crazy. Being sober at the weekend is ****in shite so it is. I'd even read a few of Detroit reds posts in exchange for just one can. That's how desperate i am.

Southpaw, give me a seeing to so we can take our mind off the beer :luvbed:

You must be at your lowest ebb, Hoff.

You must be at your lowest ebb, Hoff.

If i go any lower I might have to start looking up to Exige...and that is cunting saying something.

I'm off to bed bum boys.

Shag yer tommorow :luvbed:

If i go any lower I might have to start looking up to Exige...and that is cunting saying something.

I'm off to bed bum boys.

Shag yer tommorow :luvbed:

Night, darling. :kiss:

I don't know about you fellas, but i wouldn't mind giving Doctor Who's new assistant a right good seeing to.

I don't know about you fellas, but i wouldn't mind giving Doctor Who's new assistant a right good seeing to.


nah Billie Piper was better.

nah Billie Piper was better.

In what way ?

I think the new bird is better looking and she is growing on me ( As well as making something grow ).

In what way ?

I think the new bird is better looking and she is growing on me ( As well as making something grow ).

Billie's mouth is big enough to fit around my love wicket. this new bird couldn't make it half way :nonono:

Billie's mouth is big enough to fit around my love wicket. this new bird couldn't make it half way :nonono:

You are a big boy though.

You take Billie and I'll take the new chick and we can meet up for a bit of swapping in the near future.

You are a big boy though.

You take Billie and I'll take the new chick and we can meet up for a bit of swapping in the near future.

fair enough, Billie can have the new bird and I'll have you :luvbed:

fair enough, Billie can have the new bird and I'll have you :luvbed:


That's exactly what i had in mind. :kiss:

That's exactly what i had in mind. :kiss:

you know it makes sense :hitit:

you know it makes sense :hitit:

That it does. The Hoff needs to be there too..... just to spice things up a bit.

That it does. The Hoff needs to be there too..... just to spice things up a bit.

indeed it goes without saying. he could take both billie and the other girl too just to keep the circle of love thing going.

indeed it goes without saying. he could take both billie and the other girl too just to keep the circle of love thing going.

I wonder how he is coping without his beloved alcohol ?

I wonder how he is coping without his beloved alcohol ?


the same as me probably. as i type I am vinegar :(

the same as me probably. as i type I am vinegar :(

Poor bastards! i wont even tell you how much i am drinking right now as it will only enrage you.

Poor bastards! i wont even tell you how much i am drinking right now as it will only enrage you.

actually vinegar is pretty nice so don't keep it all to yerself laddie. Although I would do a lot for one can of sweet beer though.

laddie. David Bowie or Queen?

laddie. David Bowie or Queen?

Ol' Bowie. :luvbed:

Ol' Bowie. :luvbed:

thats the spirit babes :luvbed:

thats the spirit babes :luvbed:

I love Queen but if we are being honest.... then, they only made one truly decent album during their whole career.

I love Queen but if we are being honest.... then, they only made one truly decent album during their whole career.


true true but they made some very influencial songs that are always popular. But then again David Bowie is David Bowie and Queen is nothing without Freddie.

true true but they made some very influencial songs that are always popular. But then again David Bowie is David Bowie and Queen is nothing without Freddie.

That they aren't.

I rate bands/ artists on their entire career output and quite frankly - Bowie > Queen.

That they aren't.

I rate bands/ artists on their entire career output and quite frankly - Bowie > Queen.

yer bleedin right laddie. What about Bowie's best song vs Queen's best?

yer bleedin right laddie. What about Bowie's best song vs Queen's best?

Well everyone always says that bohemian Rhapsody is Queen's best song, but you can't decide on Bowie's best song because he has so many.

My own personal favourite is probably - "Five years" - even this, beats Queen's best, imo.

Well everyone always says that bohemian Rhapsody is Queen's best song, but you can't decide on Bowie's best song because he has so many.

My own personal favourite is probably - "Five years" - even this, beats Queen's best, imo.

yeah my favourite queen song was don't stop me now. Bowie, well either Starman or life on mars but the guy has so many so I think Bowie wins in all areas.

so yep Bowie > Queen

yeah my favourite queen song was don't stop me now. Bowie, well either Starman or life on mars but the guy has so many so I think Bowie wins in all areas.

so yep Bowie > Queen

Jimmy, will be out to murder if he reads this page.

My ****ing days. Am I seeing things

Jimmy, will be out to murder if he reads this page.

I can take care of myself laddie, those kids I conned didn't dare fight back.

And besides I ****in love Queen as well so there is no need for violence Jimmy.

That you are not, Jimmy.

Me and Southpaw think that - Bowie > Queen.

Laddie I aint gonna converse with you two for 3 weeks, I feel ****ing sickened

Laddie I aint gonna converse with you two for 3 weeks, I feel ****ing sickened

true knowledge can destroy the blind.

sorry to get you in trouble laddie. :(

I aint mad I like Bowie, Just like Queen better, and yes Freddie was Queen he made them what they were

It's fine, fellas.

Let's orgy!

It's fine, fellas.

Let's orgy!


now yer talking :luvbed:

now yer talking :luvbed:

* Dims the lights and sticks on some music - Queen - You're my best friend*

Southpaw, are you in the mood, babes ?

* Dims the lights and sticks on some music - Queen - You're my best friend*

Southpaw, are you in the mood, babes ?

as always laddie. do you mind if i listen to Rebel Rebel on me ipod whilst we go at it?

as always laddie. do you mind if i listen to Rebel Rebel on me ipod whilst we go at it?

Not at all.

lets go, babes. * Thrusts member into Southpaw * :luvbed: :hitit:

Not at all.

lets go, babes. * Thrusts member into Southpaw * :luvbed: :hitit:

*hits the spot* give it some babes :hitit: :luvbed:

*hits the spot* give it some babes :hitit: :luvbed:

* Gives it some welly * Does it please you, me dear ?

* Gives it some welly * Does it please you, me dear ?

bleedin fantastic babes, Hoff doesn't know what he's missing.

Well well, what seems to be going on here eh...

Can I get some action lads?

Well well, what seems to be going on here eh...

Can I get some action lads?

did the smell of mine and laddie's sweat and love juice draw you near?

did the smell of mine and laddie's sweat and love juice draw you near?

Versy can smell racism from 100 miles away.

I can sniff out an orgy from at least double that distance.

Lets get it on lads :luvbed:

Versy can smell racism from 100 miles away.

I can sniff out an orgy from at least double that distance.

Lets get it on lads :luvbed:


climb aboard babes :luvbed:

climb aboard babes :luvbed:

*Jumps aboard the good ship southpaw*

Lets set sail to the Isle of Orgasm my darling.

I'm back, i'll try to post a bit more than I have been:cool:

Evening bum boys. I've been reunited with one of me best friends tonight:

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/6488.jpg

I dont know he ^ feels but I've certainly missed him. It's ****in nice to get reaquainted.

Evening bum boys. I've been reunited with one of me best friends tonight:

http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/6488.jpg

I dont know he ^ feels but I've certainly missed him. It's ****in nice to get reaquainted.

Just manage your money better from now on, so you never have to go without him again.

Just manage your money better from now on, so you never have to go without him again.

If only I managed me money as well as Welter looks after our e-points then I'd never go bleeding short laddie. I'll try to be better from now on though...

If only I managed me money as well as Welter looks after our e-points then I'd never go bleeding short laddie. I'll try to be better from now on though...

Think you could look as good as Welter with a headband round your noggin and a jay in your mouth ?

Think you could look as good as Welter with a headband round your noggin and a jay in your mouth ?

It'd be cunting tough but I'd have a right good go laddie.

You thought of any questions for matt's get to know thread yet me darling?

It'd be cunting tough but I'd have a right good go laddie.

You thought of any questions for matt's get to know thread yet me darling?

It completely slipped me mind. I don't think Matt's in any sort of mood to answer questions anyway.

It completely slipped me mind. I don't think Matt's in any sort of mood to answer questions anyway.

Why's that laddie?

Why's that laddie?

Check the lounge.

He's going through some personal issues.

Oh fair enough. His dads having his end away with a bird other than his mom.

Shame for matt eh...

Oh fair enough. His dads having his end away with a bird other than his mom.

Shame for matt eh...

He's an emotional lad. Just when he was about to hit his cock licking prime an all.

He's an emotional lad. Just when he was about to hit his cock licking prime an all.

I hope it doesnt hold him back. The more cock lickers there are then the better this world will be. We dont want him slipping back into his old arse licking ways.

I hope it doesnt hold him back. The more cock lickers there are then the better this world will be. We dont want him slipping back into his old arse licking ways.

Exactly! you have rated the Limeys but say you had to rate the fat Yanks ? what would the Dosia be ?

Exactly! you have rated the Limeys but say you had to rate the fat Yanks ? what would the Dosia be ?

An arse licker. No question about it, he brings shame on himself and his family and me and the banter zombie are none too ****in pleased with him.

An arse licker. No question about it, he brings shame on himself and his family and me and the banter zombie are none too ****in pleased with him.

How is his decapitation coming along ? I desperately need that roadblock.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to Hoffy, Happy birthday to you

How is his decapitation coming along ? I desperately need that roadblock.
I'll have a word with the banter zombie and see how he is progressing. I believe that once our boy the banter zombie finds the dosia then it will all be plain sailing.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to Hoffy, Happy birthday to you

Cheers Sandy my boy. I'm feeling like a right old cunt now.

I'll have a word with the banter zombie and see how he is progressing. I believe that once our boy the banter zombie finds the dosia then it will all be plain sailing.


Thanks, babe and do you need me to hold you and make you feel seventeen again ?

Thanks, babe and do you need me to hold you and make you feel seventeen again ?

Please do darling. They say you are only as old as whoever you're shagging so I reckon having you as my lover knocks a few years off. Maybe we should both give matt a good seeing to so we can return to our teenage years.

Please do darling. They say you are only as old as whoever you're shagging so I reckon having you as my lover knocks a few years off. Maybe we should both give matt a good seeing to so we can return to our teenage years.

That we could and it would surely cheer him up as well.

We shall videotape this session and send it to Welter so he can then make the world's greatest parody of this Limey bum loving.

That we could and it would surely cheer him up as well.

We shall videotape this session and send it to Welter so he can then make the world's greatest parody of this Limey bum loving.

Welter makes Alistair McGowan look like a half arsed amateur so he does. That bum boy has got talent to burn.

Welter makes Alistair McGowan look like a half arsed amateur so he does. That bum boy has got talent to burn.

He knocked out all the young pretenders in the flame wars and now it looks like he could act Addison of the Shakespearean stage.

He's got me sporting a massive erection, so he has.

hoff , i gotta ask, where are you from?

He knocked out all the young pretenders in the flame wars and now it looks like he could act Addison of the Shakespearean stage.

He's got me sporting a massive erection, so he has.

He's a bum boy to be proud of that's for cunting certain. I told yer he should of been a spy. Not only can he infiltrate the most impenetrable of tight knit groups but he can impersonate practically anybody he ****in wants to.

What a man!

hoff , i gotta ask, where are you from?

Birmingham.

He's a bum boy to be proud of that's for cunting certain. I told yer he should of been a spy. Not only can he infiltrate the most impenetrable of tight knit groups but he can impersonate practically anybody he ****in wants to.

What a man!


Me, you and Welter = the 3 Limey Amigos.:sombrero: :sombrero: :sombrero:

**** all that Tortilla malarky though.... what we live for is Beer, Bum love and E-points.

Me, you and Welter = the 3 Limey Amigos.:sombrero: :sombrero: :sombrero:

**** all that Tortilla malarky though.... what we live for is Beer, Bum love and E-points.

The only thing is though that Welter dont really like the muslims so I doubt the allah fella would have him up in heaven with us.

The only thing is though that Welter dont really like the muslims so I doubt the allah fella would have him up in heaven with us.

We will find a legal loophole in the system and both Welter and Benn will get in. Failing that.... we will just have to dp Allah and hope we please him enough that he will sign anything we put under his nose.

We will find a legal loophole in the system and both Welter and Benn will get in. Failing that.... we will just have to dp Allah and hope we please him enough that he will sign anything we put under his nose.

I'm sure Saddam will soften him up then we can move in for the kill.

We'll get Welter into heaven, no ****in problem.

I'm sure Saddam will soften him up then we can move in for the kill.

We'll get Welter into heaven, no ****in problem.

He could always climb up the drain pipe and into our heavenly slumbers, whilst Allah sleeps.

He could always climb up the drain pipe and into our heavenly slumbers, whilst Allah sleeps.

I reckon he deserves a permanent place in heaven with us though laddie. I mean if any cunt deserves the seven virgins then it is our welter.

I reckon he deserves a permanent place in heaven with us though laddie. I mean if any cunt deserves the seven virgins then it is our welter.

We shall make it so then.

We shall make it so then.

The allah fella will give in to us if we take the right approach. I say the rear pathway is the way to get to him.

The allah fella will give in to us if we take the right approach. I say the rear pathway is the way to get to him.

He'll love getting his rear pathway trodden on.

He'll love getting his rear pathway trodden on.

Who wouldnt laddie?

Even the dosia would secretly like us to take a journey up his rear pathway.

Who wouldnt laddie?

Even the dosia would secretly like us to take a journey up his rear pathway.

They are all in denial. They would love a bit of cock if the fancy took them.

They are all in denial. They would love a bit of cock if the fancy took them.

Especially bigpoppa. He'd absolutely cunting love a taste of our love serpents but he's too proud to admit it. That big roid freak needs to give in to his urges and stop being so stubborn.

Especially bigpoppa. He'd absolutely cunting love a taste of our love serpents but he's too proud to admit it. That big roid freak needs to give in to his urges and stop being so stubborn.

He is probably the biggest cockacidal maniac on this site.

He is probably the biggest cockacidal maniac on this site.

One day we'll catch him when he's vulnerable and give him a right ****in treat.

One day we'll catch him when he's vulnerable and give him a right ****in treat.

And he'll love every second!

And he'll love every second!

And keep coming back for more at each and every opportunity. Roids wont be his only addiction after he's had a taste of our love serpents.

And keep coming back for more at each and every opportunity. Roids wont be his only addiction after he's had a taste of our love serpents.

And once word spreads.... dosia will pop his roadblock round the corner and beg for a whack off our love truncheons.

And once word spreads.... dosia will pop his roadblock round the corner and beg for a whack off our love truncheons.

And have his head chopped off by the banter zombie as soon as he reveals himself.

And once word spreads.... dosia will pop his roadblock round the corner and beg for a whack off our love truncheons.

do u think he can take the full length of a scottish angus, laddie? i bet that's waht Hoff is getting for his birthday, either that or a ginger bird

do u think he can take the full length of a scottish angus, laddie? i bet that's waht Hoff is getting for his birthday, either that or a ginger bird

The Hoff has had his Angus and thoroughly enjoyed it. Scrumptious was how he described it.

do u think he can take the full length of a scottish angus, laddie? i bet that's waht Hoff is getting for his birthday, either that or a ginger bird

Just what the doctor ordered:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116509&highlight=buddy+mattyboy

Just what the doctor ordered:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116509&highlight=buddy+mattyboy

my she's a fit preggo bird, i'll be definitely having a :wank: over that

my she's a fit preggo bird, i'll be definitely having a :wank: over that

good for you lol;)

do u think he can take the full length of a scottish angus, laddie? i bet that's waht Hoff is getting for his birthday, either that or a ginger bird

Bleeding blasphemy!

May the allah fella punish you for your impudence Dr Filth :nonono:

Limey limey limey lang:love:

Limey limey limey lang:love:

we call it the love nest nowdays.

i am in need of good k and lots of it. please

i am in need of good k and lots of it. please

How are you, babe ?

Heather and i broke up

i have to get her back, she is everything to me

Heather and i broke up

Sorry, mate. How are you taking it ?

Sorry, mate. How are you taking it ?

i have a feeling we will get back together but this is still hard for me.

i need good k

bitches, give the man some good k, cant you see he is going through a tough time? you goddamn heartless motha****a's

Dye just lost what he loved most in life, he is heartbroken

you will get her back DYE, dont stress about it

Evening bum boys.

How are thee, Hoff ?

How are thee, Hoff ?

I'm tired laddie. I must get more cunting sleep.

Have you seen Rockin and Exige are at it again? The pair of em are ****in pissing me right off so they are. Exige is being a right cunt recently an all.

I'm tired laddie. I must get more cunting sleep.

Have you seen Rockin and Exige are at it again? The pair of em are ****in pissing me right off so they are. Exige is being a right cunt recently an all.

Jack and Juy are doing the same and it pisses me off.

Jack and Juy are doing the same and it pisses me off.

You expect it from them pair though but Rockin and little Exige should ****in know better by now.

You expect it from them pair though but Rockin and little Exige should ****in know better by now.

That they should. Exige's balls may not have dropped by now and Rockin' has taken too many blows to the cranium.

That they should. Exige's balls may not have dropped by now and Rockin' has taken too many blows to the cranium.

I wish someone would give him another smack so he could get temporary amnesia and forget all about Exige. That cunt can sure hold a grudge.

I wish someone would give him another smack so he could get temporary amnesia and forget all about Exige. That cunt can sure hold a grudge.

Maybe a love session with us two could make him see sense ?

Maybe a love session with us two could make him see sense ?

I've tried to seduce him before but it seems that only anorak has rear access.

I've tried to seduce him before but it seems that only anorak has rear access.

Anorak is quite the charmer though, isn't he ?

Anorak is quite the charmer though, isn't he ?

He certainly found his way into Rockin's pants without being stopped by any road blocks on the way. That bald 39 has got a ****in way with words so he has.

He certainly found his way into Rockin's pants without being stopped by any road blocks on the way. That bald 39 has got a ****in way with words so he has.

He is quiet the pervert too. It's porn for him in the V.I.P.

He is quiet the pervert too. It's porn for him in the V.I.P.

Laddie, the VIP reminds me of last night when you were bending over and getting ready for me...I'm bleeding eager to get in so I am.

Laddie, the VIP reminds me of last night when you were bending over and getting ready for me...I'm bleeding eager to get in so I am.

Once you penetrate it. It becomes addicting too.

Once you penetrate it. It becomes addicting too.

You've got me hooked already laddie.

I'm what counts out here not your ****ing tv shows or your ****ing country clubs.

I'm what counts out here not your ****ing tv shows or you ****ing country clubs.

I agree with this.

You've got me hooked already laddie.

You are my indulgence, Hoff.

I'm what counts out here not your ****ing tv shows or your ****ing country clubs.
You are the light that shines through brightly on a cloudy day, you are the star that we navigate by when our sat navs stop working at night. You are our sexy lover :luvbed:

You are my indulgence, Hoff.

Laddie, did yer see that buddy and Versy ****ed up me history of comedy thread? And Versy didnt even read it.

What a cunt!

You are the light that shines through brightly on a cloudy day, you are the star that we navigate by when our sat navs stop working at night. You are our sexy lover :luvbed:



Laddie, did yer see that buddy and Versy ****ed up me history of comedy thread? And Versy didnt even read it.

What a cunt!

He criticized it without even reading it! :lol1:

It still got to 7 pages though.... that's good work And kayjay like it. Kayjay > Versey.

He criticized it without even reading it! :lol1:

It still got to 7 pages though.... that's good work And kayjay like it. Kayjay > Versey.

Kayjay is a connoisseur of pwnages so his praise is cunting appreciated so it is.

Kayjay is a connoisseur of pwnages so his praise is cunting appreciated so it is.

It must have gave you major wood when he praised it ?

It must have gave you major wood when he praised it ?

The honourable member for trousersnakeville almost poked me in the eye he got that excited. I had to ****in duck.

The honourable member for trousersnakeville almost poked me in the eye he got that excited. I had to ****in duck.

If it gets hard again... i will tend to it.

If it gets hard again... i will tend to it.

It aint a question of if laddie, it's when...and I can already feel him rising to strike both fear and excitement into the hearts of virgin limey bum boys.

Give him yer best service laddie.

It aint a question of if laddie, it's when...and I can already feel him rising to strike both fear and excitement into the hearts of virgin limey bum boys.

Give him yer best service laddie.

I'll work it like Dosia works the Phil Mitchell conventions.

I'll work it like Dosia works the Phil Mitchell conventions.

You are impeccable in your attention to detail laddie, just like the dosia makes sure his impressions are absolutely perfect an all.

You are impeccable in your attention to detail laddie, just like the dosia makes sure his impressions are absolutely perfect an all.

Your trouser snake is quite the specimen.

Your trouser snake is quite the specimen.

He's a rare breed. Not many can handle him when he's all agitated and ready to spit the venom but you manage him exceedingly cunting well.

He's a rare breed. Not many can handle him when he's all agitated and ready to spit the venom but you manage him exceedingly cunting well.

I studied Animal Planet for months before i tackled it. Once i had my grip though.... it couldn't stop spitting.

You only exist out here because of me, thats the only reason. Without me every ****ing wise guy around will take a peice of your jew ass. Then where are you gonna go?

You only exist out here because of me, thats the only reason. Without me every ****ing wise guy around will take a peice of your jew ass. Then where are you gonna go?

Casino. :luvbed: :hitit:

give me good K now please

I studied Animal Planet for months before i tackled it. Once i had my grip though.... it couldn't stop spitting.
Your mastery of the trousersnake would put Steve Irwin to shame (RIP).

You only exist out here because of me, thats the only reason. Without me every ****ing wise guy around will take a peice of your jew ass. Then where are you gonna go?
Joe Pesci is the man.

Casino. :luvbed: :hitit:

Joe Pesci = :luvbed:

Joe Pesci = :luvbed:

The pen is mightier than the sword.... in Joe's hands it certainly is!

The pen is mightier than the sword.... in Joe's hands it certainly is!


amen to that.

Your mastery of the trousersnake would put Steve Irwin to shame (RIP).



I'm nothing on Steve but i have a firm grip.

I'm nothing on Steve but i have a firm grip.

The dosia is becoming likable. Have you noticed laddie?

The dosia is becoming likable. Have you noticed laddie?

The cock has made him light-headed.

The cock has made him light-headed.

Even the banter zombie might warm to him if they ever meet.

Even the banter zombie might warm to him if they ever meet.

The Banter Zombie is unforgiving and dosia's head will soon be a road block.

The Banter Zombie is unforgiving and dosia's head will soon be a road block.

Then it must be so. Matt wouldnt have it any other way. I mean, imagine a cunting zombie getting all nice and friendly and that. It just aint bastard happening.

Then it must be so. Matt wouldnt have it any other way. I mean, imagine a cunting zombie getting all nice and friendly and that. It just aint bastard happening.

Dosia's head will make a mightily fine road block though.

Dosia's head will make a mightily fine road block though.

I imagine they'd need to bring the military in to clear the way. A mere bulldozer wouldnt do the trick. The head would have to be blown up.

I dont know whether old blighty has enough C4 to get the job done properly.

I imagine they'd need to bring the military in to clear the way. A mere bulldozer wouldnt do the trick. The head would have to be blown up.

I dont know whether old blighty has enough C4 to get the job done properly.

i need my road block as big as can be. Those boy racers are fitting into match boxes these days.

i need my road block as big as can be. Those boy racers are fitting into match boxes these days.

Dosia is the man for the job then.

Laddie, I'm off to bed me darling. I must get some cunting kip.

Keep southpaw warm for me.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Dosia is the man for the job then.

Laddie, I'm off to bed me darling. I must get some cunting kip.

Keep southpaw warm for me.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Night, babes.

goodnight babes, i'm bleedin sleepy meself. :luvbed:

goodnight babes, i'm bleedin sleepy meself. :luvbed:

Come to bed then southpaw. Laddie will join us when he's ready.

Night bum boys :luvbed:

Good lord.... my head hurts.

Good lord.... my head hurts.

Beer and bum love is a potent mix eh laddie. Come here and I'll make you feel better.

Beer and bum love is a potent mix eh laddie. Come here and I'll make you feel better.

I knew i could count on you to make it all better.

Will thee be drinking tonight ?

I knew i could count on you to make it all better.

Will thee be drinking tonight ?

Aye. I certainly bleeding will.

Do you like the new vid I put in me profile laddie?

Aye. I certainly bleeding will.

Do you like the new vid I put in me profile laddie?

That i do. You can't beat the smiths.

Morrisey's hair = the greatest of all time.

That i do. You can't beat the smiths.

Morrisey's hair = the greatest of all time.

Is Morrisey a bum boy or not though? that is the question.

Is Morrisey a bum boy or not though? that is the question.

I think he swings both ways. He needs some meat down his throat.... that's for sure.

I think he swings both ways. He needs some meat down his throat.... that's for sure.

That he cunting does. He'll change from meat is murder to meat is bastard delicious after he's had a taste of our sausages.