"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!" - Homer Simpson

your wisdom and quote collection is legendary laddie. As are your fabaled sucking skills :hitit:

your wisdom and quote collection is legendary laddie. As are your fabaled sucking skills :hitit:

You can't beat Homer for classic quotes.

You can't beat Homer for classic quotes.


Homer quotes or Brent quotes? who ya got?

Homer quotes or Brent quotes? who ya got?

It's a ****ing tough un' i can't decide.

It's a ****ing tough un' i can't decide.

indeed i am the same laddie.

recent homer quotes are pitiful at best so I must say this needs to to be a prime early 90's homer. In which case we should settle on a draw and arrange a rematch at a future date.

indeed i am the same laddie.

recent homer quotes are pitiful at best so I must say this needs to to be a prime early 90's homer. In which case we should settle on a draw and arrange a rematch at a future date.

It's the only fair way.

It's the only fair way.

are you looking forward to our Joe on saturday laddie? I am already getting a stockpile of beers in.

are you looking forward to our Joe on saturday laddie? I am already getting a stockpile of beers in.

Sorry, babes. I just popped in for a quick shower and yes I'm looking forward to seeing Manfredo become a punching bag.

Sorry, babes. I just popped in for a quick shower and yes I'm looking forward to seeing Manfredo become a punching bag.


good man :boxing:

good man :boxing:

Mr Burns > Manfredo

Right, I'm off out for the night. Hoff and Southpaw, be strong in my absence and await my return as I'll be drunk and in the mood for love.

Mr Burns > Manfredo


Krusty > all

Right, I'm off out for the night. Hoff and Southpaw, be strong in my absence and await my return as I'll be drunk and in the mood for love.


have a blast babes :luvbed:

Right, I'm off out for the night. Hoff and Southpaw, be strong in my absence and await my return as I'll be drunk and in the mood for love.

do you have a hangover the size of an americans prostate today babes?

do you have a hangover the size of an americans prostate today babes?

I don't feel too bad but i could **** through the eye of a needle.

That Friday Feeling - Time to get pissed!

That Friday Feeling - Time to get pissed!

That it is laddie.

Good evening bum boys.

That it is laddie.

Good evening bum boys.

How have you been ? I have missed you terribly.

How have you been ? I have missed you terribly.

I have also missed you laddie me love. I came back from the boozer the last two nights looking for some sexy bum love and you werent to be found so you werent.

I'm cunting doing well though laddie, thanks for asking. Me pimp stash is coming on a treat and I've been going for runs almost every morning to get rid of me beer belly and get toned for you me darling.

How are you sexy? Have a good birthday?

I have also missed you laddie me love. I came back from the boozer the last two nights looking for some sexy bum love and you werent to be found so you werent.

I'm cunting doing well though laddie, thanks for asking. Me pimp stash is coming on a treat and I've been going for runs almost every morning to get rid of me beer belly and get toned for you me darling.

How are you sexy? Have a good birthday?

Indeed i had a fine birthday. Fit for an established gentleman like yourself, so it was.

I'm afraid i lopped all the hair on me face off..... including me sideburns which i had kept trimmed for the better part of a year:(

I feel and look like a twat! Thank god for you and lager or i would have probably hung meself tonight.

Indeed i had a fine birthday. Fit for an established gentleman like yourself, so it was.

I'm afraid i lopped all the hair on me face off..... including me sideburns which i had kept trimmed for the better part of a year:(

I feel and look like a twat! Thank god for you and lager or i would have probably hung meself tonight.

Beer and bum love has saved many a man from the noose so it has laddie. You're not the bleeding first and you wont be the last. If only those KKK fella's had let themselves go and enjoyed a bit of beer and bum love then maybe some of them there black chaps in fat yank land wouldn't have come to such an unfortunate end.

Beer and bum love has saved many a man from the noose so it has laddie. You're not the bleeding first and you wont be the last. If only those KKK fella's had let themselves go and enjoyed a bit of beer and bum love then maybe some of them there black chaps in fat yank land wouldn't have come to such an unfortunate end.


If only Hoff, if only.

Did you see Calzaghe's fine Pimp stash ?

Here it is:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115014

If only Hoff, if only.

Did you see Calzaghe's fine Pimp stash ?

Here it is:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115014

Bloody 'ell. Joe's grown a right cunting beauty there aint he laddie...

Are you looking forward to tommorow night laddie? I'm starting to feel a wee bit sorry for Manfredo.

Bloody 'ell. Joe's grown a right cunting beauty there aint he laddie...

Are you looking forward to tommorow night laddie? I'm starting to feel a wee bit sorry for Manfredo.

I can't wait. It should be good seeing Joe batter Manfredo from post to post.

I can't wait. It should be good seeing Joe batter Manfredo from post to post.

That it should. Even Manfredo knows he's gonna lose, you can just tell. The boy is gonna get a right ****in pasting.

That it should. Even Manfredo knows he's gonna lose, you can just tell. The boy is gonna get a right ****in pasting.

He will give a better showing of himself than Lacy but he is still getting beat **** less.

He will give a better showing of himself than Lacy but he is still getting beat **** less.

I've put all me vcash on Joe winning and I would put all of our wealth on him as well but no ****er will take the bet.

What time will the fight be on Laddie?

I've put all me vcash on Joe winning and I would put all of our wealth on him as well but no ****er will take the bet.

What time will the fight be on Laddie?

Well the program starts around 10pm, so I'd say between 12 and 1 in the am.

programme starts around 9, fight will start near enough 10.30-11.00

programme starts around 9, fight will start near enough 10.30-11.00

9 is it ? Thanks, i thought it was starting around 10ish.

I just checked says its 9.45

whats up????

whats up????

Do your get to know thread while you have an internet connection and me and the Hoff will treat you to an extra special blowjob. :luvbed:

i already did that, look harder

Do your get to know thread while you have an internet connection and me and the Hoff will treat you to an extra special blowjob. :luvbed:

Check again laddie. He's already done it.

Shall we shag him now or later?

i already did that, look harder

My ****in browser is playing up again!

I'll treat you to an extra special blowjob anyway :luvbed:

so whats new?

I've changed browsers and i can see it now.

Hoff, we shall shag him now!

I've changed browsers and i can see it now.

Hoff, we shall shag him now!

That's it then Dye, bend over son. Heather might tease you but we wont. We'll give you an orgasm to remember for the rest of your cunting life.

me and Heather kissed for the first time today

me and Heather kissed for the first time today

With tongues?

nope, not yet

Alright bum lads. with eight bleedin pints inside me I am ready for sum lovin.

Alright bum lads. with eight bleedin pints inside me I am ready for sum lovin.

Come ere' you! :luvbed:

Come ere' you! :luvbed:

oww i'm all a flutter! :luvbed:

nope, not yet
BOOOOOOO! Try harder.

oww i'm all a flutter! :luvbed:

Me and laddie will give you the loving you desire Southpaw. You bleeding know that so you do :3some: :bukkake:

BOOOOOOO! Try harder.



Me and laddie will give you the loving you desire Southpaw. You bleeding know that so you do :3some: :bukkake:

It's time for a long awaited bum orgy. I have been yearning for one, this past week.

It's time for a long awaited bum orgy. I have been yearning for one, this past week.

We are reunited at last. Many orgasms will be had :luvbed:

We are reunited at last. Many orgasms will be had :luvbed:


let us continue :luvbed:

A bit of Role playing will suffice. I'll play Little Red Riding Hood.... who is going to be grandma and the Big Bad Wolf ?

let us continue :luvbed:

Oh that feels good Southpaw. You need to pass your skills on to the next generation. Everyone needs a sexual sensei like you so they do.

Make matt your first pupil.

Oh that feels good Southpaw. You need to pass your skills on to the next generation. Everyone needs a sexual sensei like you so they do.

Make matt your first pupil.


I shall take him for a test drive and show him me ropes.
:luvbed:

I shall take him for a test drive and show him me ropes.
:luvbed:

He's a fast learner. He'll soon be up to our **** licking standards with you to guide him.

Hold a few secrets back though eh...it always pisses me off when the pupil eclipses the master and gets a big ****in ego and ****. That's when you have to knock the wee arogant ****ers back down to their arse licking size just to teach em a lesson.

Matt's well grounded though. He wont let the power that comes with the **** licking skills go to his head.

Even Shanus in an alcoholic stupor couldn't fail to get an erection during one of our orgies.

Even Shanus in an alcoholic stupor couldn't fail to get an erection during one of our orgies.

True...but you never know with Shanus. He could've been so drunk he was falling off to sleep and automatically started counting sheep, which subsequently gave him an erection.

You never can tell can you laddie...

True...but you never know with Shanus. He could've been so drunk he was falling off to sleep and automatically started counting sheep, which subsequently gave him an erection.

You never can tell can you laddie...

The Welsh eh ? :rolleyes: What can you do with em' ?

The Welsh eh ? :rolleyes: What can you do with em' ?

Set exige on em. That's what I'd do.

Set exige on em. That's what I'd do.

That little nation obliterator, sure has energy to burn, doesn't he ? first Iran and now the welsh! I say we set him on the Yanks next.

That little nation obliterator, sure has energy to burn, doesn't he ? first Iran and now the welsh! I say we set him on the Yanks next.

He's sure got his work cut out for him but I know he'll rise to the challenge. He's got a mighty good spring for a little lad and those yanks wont know what has bleeding hit em. Even the dosia will be taken out by exige the storming conquerer. He's like the tazmanian devil so he is, just whirling round causing chaos and destruction.

He's sure got his work cut out for him but I know he'll rise to the challenge. He's got a mighty good spring for a little lad and those yanks wont know what has bleeding hit em. Even the dosia will be taken out by exige the storming conquerer. He's like the tazmanian devil so he is, just whirling round causing chaos and destruction.

Some Yanks are ok and to save them, we would have to find their pants and let Exige have a whiff.... so as to not attack, but that's just too much of a ****ing hassle, isn't it ?

Some Yanks are ok and to save them, we would have to find their pants and let Exige have a whiff.... so as to not attack, but that's just too much of a ****ing hassle, isn't it ?

It is a wee bit of a hassle but i wouldnt mind having a sniff of brooklybombers and buddy's pants meself...so maybe we should take that route. We cant be too cruel after all, surely RunW/knives doesnt deserve the Exige treatment?

It is a wee bit of a hassle but i wouldnt mind having a sniff of brooklybombers and buddy's pants meself...so maybe we should take that route. We cant be too cruel after all, surely RunW/knives doesnt deserve the Exige treatment?

That he does not.

I say we send Matt over to collect the pants and just say he is doing god's work and when he returns more prostitutes will await him.

That he does not.

I say we send Matt over to collect the pants and just say he is doing god's work and when he returns more prostitutes will await him.

Matt will be a missionary with a unique mission, for no man has ever collected such a sexy set of pants as those that belong to RunW/Knives, Buddy and BrooklynBomber.

I'd rather have those pants than own every piece of artwork Leonardo Da Vinci ever produced.

Matt will be a missionary with a unique mission, for no man has ever collected such a sexy set of pants as those that belong to RunW/Knives, Buddy and BrooklynBomber.

I'd rather have those pants than own every piece of artwork Leonardo Da Vinci ever produced.

Me too.

The ****ers in the film - Equilibrium, tried to save artwork like a bunch of ****s but i would have saved some tight, fresh, cum-stained, buddy pants.

Me too.

The ****ers in the film - Equilibrium, tried to save artwork like a bunch of ****s but i would have saved some tight, fresh, cum-stained, buddy pants.

Funnily enough, a bird was chatting to me about equilibrium today. I aint seen the film but she's gonna borrow it me.

I have no doubt that I'd rather own a pair of buddys pants than that film though.

Funnily enough, a bird was chatting to me about equilibrium today. I aint seen the film but she's gonna borrow it me.

I have no doubt that I'd rather own a pair of buddys pants than that film though.

A thousand years from now... on Antiques roadshow - Buddy's pants will sell for millions and drive young British teenagers wild.

A thousand years from now... on Antiques roadshow - Buddy's pants will sell for millions and drive young British teenagers wild.

My great great great grandchildren will hold on to Buddys pants. They will be family heirlooms and make us a fortune so they will and my descendants shall live off buddys pants. Many a spoilt jetsetting playboy in my family will thank the allah fella that i managed to get me cum stained hands on a pair of buddys briefs.

My great great great grandchildren will hold on to Buddys pants. They will be family heirlooms and make us a fortune so they will and my descendants shall live off buddys pants. Many a spoilt jetsetting playboy in my family will thank the allah fella that i managed to get me cum stained hands on a pair of buddys briefs.

And in a million years we shall take the DNA from his pants and clone an army of Buddys. Then take over the known universe.

Our ****s shall be with Allah by then but our sexy bodies shall remain captive to the wonder that is the known Universe.

And in a million years we shall take the DNA from his pants and clone an army of Buddys. Then take over the known universe.

Our ****s shall be with Allah by then but our sexy bodies shall remain captive to the wonder that is the known Universe.

We'll be with Saddam before we see the beauty that would be an army of Buddys roaming this planet...but alas, we'll have a mighty good session with Saddam while looking down on Buddys army taking over/bumming the world.

We'll be with Saddam before we see the beauty that would be an army of Buddys roaming this planet...but alas, we'll have a mighty good session with Saddam while looking down on Buddys army taking over/bumming the world.

It's surely a bright future. Buddy reigns supreme and Depression, Preggo **** and thick ****s are made mandatory.

The futures bright... the futures Buddy.

I've got 24 bottle of lager to drink tomorrow, what time do you suggest I start laddie

It's surely a bright future. Buddy reigns supreme and Depression, Preggo **** and thick ****s are made mandatory.

The futures bright... the futures Buddy.

Buddy and matt will define the future and bring joy to the future of our children and even their children.

The banter zombie will be a happy bunny so he will.

I've got 24 bottle of lager to drink tomorrow, what time do you suggest I start laddie

Early.

I'd personally start in the afternoon and finish them, then buy some more for the fight but if you are saving them for the fight then.... I'd say, around an hour before the actual program starts.

Buddy and matt will define the future and bring joy to the future of our children and even their children.

The banter zombie will be a happy bunny so he will.

He will be up in Heaven with us. We shall speak to Allah and make it so.

Early.

I'd personally start in the afternoon and finish them, then buy some more for the fight but if you are saving them for the fight then.... I'd say, around an hour before the actual program starts.
Sandy, i know you aint much of a drinker son so I'd pace yourself. Start around 6ish and take it easy until the fight is on. Once its finished then speed up and down em all quick.

I'd usually tell you to start early and down em all pretty sharpish but I remember that you once said you only drink about one or two pints a week so your tolerance levels will be nowhere near what laddies are.

He will be up in Heaven with us. We shall speak to Allah and make it so.
I wouldn't have it any other bastard way so I wouldnt. What would heaven be like if we didnt have the banter zombie to keep us company.

Un-bastard-bearable!

Yes but now that I'm 18 I'm drinking more and more. I'm cutting down cause I don't anna look sloppy when I get my medical, that is when my DR gets his finger out of his fat arse

Yes but now that I'm 18 I'm drinking more and more. I'm cutting down cause I don't anna look sloppy when I get my medical, that is when my DR gets his finger out of his fat arse

Take laddies advice then. One night wont harm yer...just make sure you aint passed out before our boy Calzaghe gives Manfredo a beating.

That I won't I've been looking forward to a day like this since Manfredo nutted my boy Joey in the Contender

That I won't I've been looking forward to a day like this since Manfredo nutted my boy Joey in the Contender

Joey did well against Manfredo even so though. I remember everyone thought joey was gonna get ktfo quite easily but he showed some balls so he did.

He manned up when everyone else thought he was a bit of a ***** to be honest, because of the way he was acting

He manned up when everyone else thought he was a bit of a ***** to be honest, because of the way he was acting

He did come across as a bit of a ***** though, but i was proud of him when he fought manfredo. He showed he had a big pair of nads on him.

Have a box of cleanex set aside for the Calzaghe fight lads.

Have a box of cleanex set aside for the Calzaghe fight lads.

Are you gonna have your **** out an all Southpaw? Ready to tug away when our Joe knocks Manfredo clean out of the ring?

Are you gonna have your **** out an all Southpaw? Ready to tug away when our Joe knocks Manfredo clean out of the ring?


thats the plan babes. do you think less of me now you know of my sadist qualities?

thats the plan babes. do you think less of me now you know of my sadist qualities?

You'll never dissapoint me Southpaw. I was planning to bust a nut over our Joe KO'ing Manfredo meself.

You'll never dissapoint me Southpaw. I was planning to bust a nut over our Joe KO'ing Manfredo meself.

you know it makes sense babes. I'll be on stand by to knock one out the day someone decks Jeremy cunting Kyle!

you know it makes sense babes. I'll be on stand by to knock one out the day someone decks Jeremy cunting Kyle!

That'd push me over the edge that would southpaw. I'd come in my pants without even touching me todger I'd be so exicited.

That'd push me over the edge that would southpaw. I'd come in my pants without even touching me todger I'd be so exicited.


I'll tell you babes, many times have i considered going on that bleedin show just to give Kyle a good slapping. It's only due to my good nature that I have resisted the urge to do this.

I'll tell you babes, many times have i considered going on that bleedin show just to give Kyle a good slapping. It's only due to my good nature that I have resisted the urge to do this.

If he goes on much longer without getting the slapping that he deserves then I reckon either me, you or laddie are gonna have to go on and give him what for. He needs to be confronted and taken down a peg or two. The cunt aint even an arse licker in my book.

I'm off to bed Southpaw. Goodnight darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

If he goes on much longer without getting the slapping that he deserves then I reckon either me, you or laddie are gonna have to go on and give him what for. He needs to be confronted and taken down a peg or two. The cunt aint even an arse licker in my book.

I'm off to bed Southpaw. Goodnight darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:


I might join yer babes. sweet dreams :luvbed:

This is gonna be the thread, all the limeys will be reading as they clean up the cum from their computer screens as Joe knocks Manfredo out of the stadium.

This is gonna be the thread, all the limeys will be reading as they clean up the cum from their computer screens as Joe knocks Manfredo out of the stadium.

I've got me sex serpent out already.

I've got me sex serpent out already.

As have i.

Tissues at the ready, chaps!

As have i.

Tissues at the ready, chaps!

Tick off your checklist fellas. You need:

ITV.

A fair few cans.

A hard ****.

Tissues.

...and that's probably about it.

Tick off your checklist fellas. You need:

ITV.

A fair few cans.

A hard ****.

Tissues.

...and that's probably about it.

These two don't mix for Shanus.

These two don't mix for Shanus.

He'll have to hold on to my **** instead of his then. Is he actually at the fight tonight?

I'm all set fellas.

I'm all set fellas.

Did Enzo's power punching give you the horn southpaw?

He'll have to hold on to my **** instead of his then. Is he actually at the fight tonight?

He has probably made a parachute out of sheep's wool ( his latest conquest ) and will drop into the middle of the ring, as Joe celebrates and attempt to give the Blow a blowjob.

Did Enzo's power punching give you the horn southpaw?


that it did babes.

khans opponent didn't throw anything... :nonono:

He has probably made a parachute out of sheep's wool ( his latest conquest ) and will drop into the middle of the ring, as Joe celebrates and attempt to give the Blow a blowjob.

That sounds like a matt like plan that does. I'd like to see Shanus execute it with precision. I'm sure the blow would appreciate Shanus' licking skills.

Steffy Bull looked scared from the off didnt he...****in ****e!

That sounds like a matt like plan that does. I'd like to see Shanus execute it with precision. I'm sure the blow would appreciate Shanus' licking skills.

Steffy Bull looked scared from the off didnt he...****in ****e!

Steffy may as well just go ahead with sex reduction surgery straight away..... absolutely no balls at all.

Steffy may as well just go ahead with sex reduction surgery straight away..... absolutely no balls at all.

Do you reckon Amir believes the ****e he came out with in the post fight interview. I'd just love the ****er to come out and say ''yeah i didnt learn **** all in that fight. He was a bastard bum and I thought if i get him out of there early I could piss off and watch Bolton win on match of the day...and Frank Warrens a cunt!''

Cunt!

Do you reckon Amir believes the ****e he came out with in the post fight interview. I'd just love the ****er to come out and say ''yeah i didnt learn **** all in that fight. He was a bastard bum and I thought if i get him out of there early I could piss off and watch Bolton win on match of the day...and Frank Warrens a cunt!''

Cunt!

Amir is as delusional as they come.

His next 10 opponents will all be bums, too scared to throw a punch.

Amir is as delusional as they come.

His next 10 opponents will all be bums, too scared to throw a punch.

I used to think Amir was a sexy lad but I'm starting to go off the cunt so I am. Right now I dont think I'd even wank him off, let alone give him a taste of me love stick.

I used to think Amir was a sexy lad but I'm starting to go off the cunt so I am. Right now I dont think I'd even wank him off, let alone give him a taste of me love stick.

I'd simply toss him a tissue and tell him to do his own cunting wanking will i give you a good seeing to.

I'd simply toss him a tissue and tell him to do his own cunting wanking will i give you a good seeing to.

I bet he's got a limp dick. Our Joe's member would make Amir's love truncheon look tiny.

I bet he's got a limp dick. Our Joe's member would make Amir's love truncheon look tiny.

There's no doubt about that.

joe's a bit slow warming today.

wow that stoppage was early.

wow that stoppage was early.

It was that southpaw. Manfredo didnt look hurt...he wasnt throwing nothing either though.

Manfredo would have got slaughtered anyway.

The fight should have went on but Manfredo would have got the same punishment all night long.

The fight should have went on but Manfredo would have got the same punishment all night long.

I still feel a wee bit dissapointed though laddie. It would've been nice if Joe could have give him a pasting for a bit longer.

Nevermind though, let's move on to the customary post fight orgy :luvbed:

Obvious that was going to happen but I thought it would be round 7. Not enought time to toss off!

Obvious that was going to happen but I thought it would be round 7. Not enought time to toss off!

****in 'ell southpaw. Me and laddie said it would be the 7th an all...and we were just saying how you was on the same wavelength as us as cunting well.

****in 'ell southpaw. Me and laddie said it would be the 7th an all...and we were just saying how you was on the same wavelength as us as cunting well.


we are lovers of both body and mind babes :luvbed: :luvbed:

we are lovers of both body and mind babes :luvbed: :luvbed:

But for now i want your body southpaw. Give me that good loving darling :luvbed:

What do you fellas make of Warren saying that Kessler's camp refused a fight in July ?

But for now i want your body southpaw. Give me that good loving darling :luvbed:


come ere babes :luvbed:


and laddie, I don't believe a word that comes out of that cunts mouth.

come ere babes :luvbed:


and laddie, I don't believe a word that comes out of that cunts mouth.

I'll come wherever you like southpaw...and im sure laddie will an all :bukkake:


Shall we all join team **** Frank Warren?

I'll come wherever you like southpaw...and im sure laddie will an all :bukkake:


Shall we all join team **** Frank Warren?


I already am part of it in all but name!

I'm gonna hit the sack, fellas. I don't know if i can be arsed with all the Calzaghe hate threads that are gonna spring up during the night.

Fight them for me, boys.

I'm gonna hit the sack, fellas. I don't know if i can be arsed with all the Calzaghe hate threads that are gonna spring up during the night.

Fight them for me, boys.

:kiss:

one for the road babes

sleep tight.

I'm gonna hit the sack, fellas. I don't know if i can be arsed with all the Calzaghe hate threads that are gonna spring up during the night.

Fight them for me, boys.

Good night laddie me darling. I think i might get some nods meself.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

I have plenty of cans left, so you bum boys better be on all day tomorrow and we shall orgy like never before.

Au revoir!

I have plenty of cans left, so you bum boys better be on all day tomorrow and we shall orgy like never before.

Au revoir!

of course babes. lick yer tomorrow.

of course babes. lick yer tomorrow.

Does thou have any tipple left ?

Does thou have any tipple left ?


:nonono: I consumed it in the early hours :puppy_dog

:nonono: I consumed it in the early hours :puppy_dog

You're an inspiration so you are.

You're an inspiration so you are.

Indeed but I shall be lonely tonight so i will.

Indeed but I shall be lonely tonight so i will.

Me and the Hoff shall keep you company. We will drink enough for the 3 of us.

cheers babes. I shall drink from the divine love juice of the hoff and yourself.

cheers babes. I shall drink from the divine love juice of the hoff and yourself.

I wonder where Hoffy is ?

I wonder where Hoffy is ?


maybe the calzaghe and limey hate was too much for the darling. The hoff is a lover and the hate has driven him to the pub?

maybe the calzaghe and limey hate was too much for the darling. The hoff is a lover and the hate has driven him to the pub?

The he is in a good place. We need not fear for his sexy safety.

The he is in a good place. We need not fear for his sexy safety.

hopefully we shall be honoured by his presence later in the day. :hitit:

hopefully we shall be honoured by his presence later in the day. :hitit:

We can dream, Southpaw. :luvbed:

We can dream, Southpaw. :luvbed:

can i make it become a reality? :luvbed:

can i make it become a reality? :luvbed:

Why of course you can.

I'm cracking my first can open, in honor of you and the Hoff.

Why of course you can.

I'm cracking my first can open, in honor of you and the Hoff.

good boy laddie. you know it makes sense!

good boy laddie. you know it makes sense!

Non Stop Boxing seems to have turned into a special needs class today.

Non Stop Boxing seems to have turned into a special needs class today.

Indeed I am staying clear for a while. poor losers indeed but it is incredible that some of them blame Calzaghe for the refs decision.

Boxing History and Fantasy Fights is where it's at now :boxing:

Boxing History and Fantasy Fights is where it's at now :boxing:


and most of all here laddie :luvbed:

and most of all here laddie :luvbed:

That goes without saying though.

Limey Lang > Pinoy Lang

That goes without saying though.

Limey Lang > Pinoy Lang

too bleedin right. I can't understand a bastard thing thats written in there. It's as though they are foreign or somthing.

too bleedin right. I can't understand a bastard thing thats written in there. It's as though they are foreign or somthing.

When will they learn to spell correctly, eh ?

When will they learn to spell correctly, eh ?


yer they donny talk propa english like wat we do.

yer they donny talk propa english like wat we do.

The Floyd fans have the best grammar though, don't they ?

The Floyd fans have the best grammar though, don't they ?


yep that they do.

we would be known to them as PBF "hatters"....

yep that they do.

we would be known to them as PBF "hatters"....

I'll forever be a hatter of him.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/floyd****.jpg

I'll forever be a hatter of him.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/floyd****.jpg


yeah that picture gives me the horn. I shall forever be a flyd hater em sorry I mean hatter. His fans bring him down, same way as Tyson fans bring down that ear biting rapist.

yeah that picture gives me the horn. I shall forever be a flyd hater em sorry I mean hatter. His fans bring him down, same way as Tyson fans bring down that ear biting rapist.

Ali > Tyson all day, everyday.

Floyd > Sugar Ray Robinson because Floyd beat the mighty Carlos Baldomir.

Ali > Tyson all day, everyday.

Floyd > Sugar Ray Robinson because Floyd beat the mighty Carlos Baldomir.

true dat. :boxing:

true dat. :boxing:

I think i have lost a few brain cells just pretending to write and act like a yank, Southpaw.

Never again! the only thing i'm killing my brain cells with is lots of nutritious alcohol and you and the Hoff's joy juice.

I think i have lost a few brain cells just pretending to write and act like a yank, Southpaw.

Never again! the only thing i'm killing my brain cells with is lots of nutritious alcohol and you and the Hoff's joy juice.

Keep that mind frame laddie. It shall serve you well during our alcohol fueled orgies.

I'll repeat it like a mantra.

I'll repeat it like a mantra.

I shall see yer later laddie. stay hot for me :hitit:

I shall see yer later laddie. stay hot for me :hitit:

I will. :kiss:

Oh! Hoff.... where art thou ?

get in ere you sexy beast!!

get in ere you sexy beast!!

I concur, babes.

I concur, babes.

let me give you a good mood boost babes. :blow:

Guys, I think I'm in love with Jennifer Love Hewitt :love:

Guys, I think I'm in love with Jennifer Love Hewitt :love:

Who isn't ?

Who isn't ?

http://www.jlhfans.com/indexpic.jpg

:luvbed:

I tell you, she's mine. When I'm Middleweight Champion Of The World, I'll have her on my arm :cool:

http://www.jlhfans.com/indexpic.jpg

:luvbed:

I tell you, she's mine. When I'm Middleweight Champion Of The World, I'll have her on my arm :cool:

I can't believe that little **** from - That 70's show, done her up the poop chute. :nonono:

Evening bum boys.

How are we tonight?

Evening bum boys.

How are we tonight?

Slightly drunk and horny.

I can't believe that little **** from - That 70's show, done her up the poop chute. :nonono:

Twat.

Evening bum boys.

How are we tonight?

Good, just mulling over how I am going to capture Jennifer's affections.

Twat.



Good, just mulling over how I am going to capture Jennifer's affections.

GHB is your friend. :luvbed:

Slightly drunk and horny.
Just the way I like you darling :luvbed:

GHB is your friend. :luvbed:

Laddie, I won't need drugs to pull her. Your charisma and pulling power has rubbed off on me :kiss:

Just the way I like you darling :luvbed:


You'll have to get in line I'm afraid Raging. I've had me eye on Jennifer for the last ten years now.

I'll let you have a quick wank over her before I marry her :luvbed:

Just the way I like you darling :luvbed:

I'm all yours tonight, Hoff.

I'll let you have a quick wank over her before I marry her :luvbed:
I'm going to impregnate her and then let you marry her so you have to bring up my child.
I'm all yours tonight, Hoff.
That makes me happy darling. You are my bleeding light so you are.

My laddie > Jennifer.

I'm going to impregnate her and then let you marry her so you have to bring up my child.

That makes me happy darling. You are my bleeding light so you are.

My laddie > Jennifer.

Due to my beer drinking.... my tits shall soon rival Jennifer's anyway.

I'm going to impregnate her and then let you marry her so you have to bring up my child.

That makes me happy darling. You are my bleeding light so you are.

My laddie > Jennifer.

It's ok Hoff. I'll dye the kids hair ginger then hunt you down and give him to you :purity:

And;

Jennifer > Everyone (apart from Exige, naturally)

Due to my beer drinking.... my tits shall soon rival Jennifer's anyway.

I love your moobs laddie. Everyone needs a man boob for a pillow.

Keep drinking darling, I like a bleeding tit wank so I do.

I love your moobs laddie. Everyone needs a man boob for a pillow.

Keep drinking darling, I like a bleeding tit wank so I do.

Some people drink to help them cope. I only drink to please you.

It's ok Hoff. I'll dye the kids hair ginger then hunt you down and give him to you :purity:

Bloody 'ell Raging, you're getting quite bastard cruel aint yer.

Some people drink to help them cope. I only drink to please you.

And please me it bastard does. I mean, who likes a sober cunt eh? Not me thats for sodding certain. You and Southpaw never dissapoint me when it comes to beer and bum love.

Bloody 'ell Raging, you're getting quite bastard cruel aint yer.

It's love mate.

It's got me all bloody twisted and 'orrible.

http://www.jlhfans.com/indexpic.jpg

:luvbed:

I tell you, she's mine. When I'm Middleweight Champion Of The World, I'll have her on my arm :cool:

When I'm heavyweight champion of the world I'll have scarlett at my side and hunt down that prick she's been hanging with lately. :nonono:

It's love mate.

It's got me all bloody twisted and 'orrible.

You need to subscribe to beer and bum love like me and laddie. You'll find your happiness if you down some cans and indulge in a wee bit of anal.

It's the only way Raging.

You need to subscribe to beer and bum love like me and laddie. You'll find your happiness if you down some cans and indulge in a wee bit of anal.

It's the only way Raging.


your cunting right there babes.

When I'm heavyweight champion of the world I'll have scarlett at my side and hunt down that prick she's been hanging with lately. :nonono:

Justin Timberlake. I'll help you because of what he did to Britney.

You need to subscribe to beer and bum love like me and laddie. You'll find your happiness if you down some cans and endulge in a wee bit of anal.

It's the only way Raging.

I would do Hoff, but I'm saving for the weekend. Big party, lots of alcohol, lots of girls.

Alcohol + Girls + Good lookin' lad (me) = Orgy :luvbed:

When I'm heavyweight champion of the world I'll have scarlett at my side and hunt down that prick she's been hanging with lately. :nonono:

I watched the prestige the other day. Scarlett looked bleeding luscious as she usually does. I'd love to give her a portion...and I wouldnt be selfish either. I'd share her with me bum boys so I would.

I watched the prestige the other day. Scarlett looked bleeding luscious as she usually does. I'd love to give her a portion...and I wouldnt be selfish either. I'd share her with me bum boys so I would.


I'm sorry Hoff, I just can't bring myself to share Jennifer :nonono:

I watched the prestige the other day. Scarlett looked bleeding luscious as she usually does. I'd love to give her a portion...and I wouldnt be selfish either. I'd share her with me bum boys so I would.

good man! :hitit:

I'm sorry Hoff, I just can't bring myself to share Jennifer :nonono:

selfish man.. still :hitit:

Justin Timberlake. I'll help you because of what he did to Britney.



I would do Hoff, but I'm saving for the weekend. Big party, lots of alcohol, lots of girls.

Alcohol + Girls + Good lookin' lad (me) = Orgy :luvbed:
You'll come round to our way of thinking soon. Me, laddie and southpaw are taking the way of the bum boy global so we are. Beer and bum love will soon take over the world.

good man! :hitit:
It's only right though aint it. I mean she'd be missing out if she couldnt get the full treatment from all of us.

You'll come round to our way of thinking soon. Me, laddie and southpaw are taking the way of the bum boy global so we are. Beer and bum love will soon take over the world.


It's only right though aint it. I mean she'd be missing out if she couldnt get the full treatment from all of us.

I don't doubt you and your ways Hoff. I'll revel in being a bum boy, I just can't afford it at the moment :nonono:

I don't doubt you and your ways Hoff. I'll revel in being a bum boy, I just can't afford it at the moment :nonono:

I'll forgive you this once then. Lacking the funds for beer is bastard hard to deal with so it is. Both me and laddie have suffered such hardships and I know I can speak for laddie and say that we really feel for you so we do.

I'll forgive you this once then. Lacking the funds for beer is bastard hard to deal with so it is. Both me and laddie have suffered such hardships and I know I can speak for laddie and say that we really feel for you so we do.

Thanks Hoff.

These are the sacrifices I have to make if I wanna have a majestic bastardin' weekend.

Carry the pain with me boys :nonono:

Thanks Hoff.

These are the sacrifices I have to make if I wanna have a majestic bastardin' weekend.

Carry the pain with me boys :nonono:


let me do the drinking for both of us mate.

let me do the drinking for both of us mate.

Deal. :fing02:

Deal. :fing02:


I'll drink to that! :beerchug:

let me do the drinking for both of us mate.

You dont need to take all the responsibility just on your broad shoulders southpaw. I'll help out :beerchug:

You guys are the best :friday:

You dont need to take all the responsibility just on your broad shoulders southpaw. I'll help out :beerchug:


cheers babes. you and laddie can sit on me left shoulder and I'll balance the cans on me right.

cheers babes. you and laddie can sit on me left shoulder and I'll balance the cans on me right.

If it saves me getting up and going to the fridge for em then I'm all for that southpaw.

I'm missing the Hoff already.

I'm missing the Hoff already.

Is he in a love nest?

Is he in a love nest?

He's away to London.

He's away to London.

for how long babes?

for how long babes?

Until tomorrow or Thursday i think.

Until tomorrow or Thursday i think.


thats too long babes. the love nest shall be cold tonight :puppy_dog

thats too long babes. the love nest shall be cold tonight :puppy_dog

It is indeed too bastard long. Hopefully he is on a mission to rid the world of ginges and Chelsea fans.

It is indeed too bastard long. Hopefully he is on a mission to rid the world of ginges and Chelsea fans.

A trip to the USA to rid the world of Calzaghe haters wouldn't go a miss either. Although the American population would half over night...

A trip to the USA to rid the world of Calzaghe haters wouldn't go a miss either. Although the American population would half over night...

All for the best though, eh ?

All for the best though, eh ?

well the earth would be on a level axis with all the freed up weight..

well the earth would be on a level axis with all the freed up weight..

Good. I'm sick of the change falling out my pockets and the less Brit hate and bad grammar, the better.

I have been yearning for a cup of Hoffee for two days now.

I have been yearning for a cup of Hoffee for two days now.


you and me both laddie. How am I mean't to sleep at nights without some warm hoffee inside of me?

Oi guys, you like my new sig?

Oi guys, you like my new sig?

gives me the horn. what say you laddie?

The Ali quote, Lacy getting the **** knocked out of him, all of it comes together nicely.

Thanks Southpaw. You're so charming!

you and me both laddie. How am I mean't to sleep at nights without some warm hoffee inside of me?

It's a bastard nightmare so it is.

Thanks Southpaw. You're so charming!

It's an absolute cracker. One of the best i have seen. :luvbed:

do you fancy downing a few beers and do a bit of Jeremy Kyle bashing?

do you fancy downing a few beers and do a bit of Jeremy Kyle bashing?

I wish i had some beers to down and i would verbally tear **** Chops a new one.

I wish i had some beers to down and i would verbally tear **** Chops a new one.


no hoff, no beers? how are you surviving babes? I at least have a few cans for comfort but it must be really tough for you. Let me give you something to cling onto for the time being :luvbed:

no hoff, no beers? how are you surviving babes? I at least have a few cans for comfort but it must be really tough for you. Let me give you something to cling onto for the time being :luvbed:

It's a real struggle, babes. Thankfully you and your strong arms are here to hold and caress me.

Guys, I wish I had some beer too. Still not had any :grumpy:

The wait is over my lovers.

http://www.lovethehoff.com/images/Hoffee.jpg

The wait is over my lovers.

http://www.lovethehoff.com/images/Hoffee.jpg

Mmmm! this is going to go down a treat.

How are you my love and how was your trip ?

Mmmm! this is going to go down a treat.

How are you my love and how was your trip ?

I am well but I fear I have ruined my chances in the pimp stash challenge.

My trip was quite cunting good. Twas a family trip like but it were alright. We went london zoo, then saw blood brothers the musical on the night. We had a front row seat which I enjoyed as there was this fit bird playing one of the parts and she was wearing this short skirt so I had a lovely bastard view right up there so i did.

We also bumped into Pete Doherty, although unfortunately kate moss wasnt with him...but she aint what she was anyway is she.

I am well but I fear I have ruined my chances in the pimp stash challenge.

My trip was quite cunting good. Twas a family trip like but it were alright. We went london zoo, then saw blood brothers the musical on the night. We had a front row seat which I enjoyed as there was this fit bird playing one of the parts and she was wearing this short skirt so I had a lovely bastard view right up there so i did.

We also bumped into Pete Doherty, although unfortunately kate moss wasnt with him...but she aint what she was anyway is she.

Did you manage to score some drugs off Pete ?

The wait is over my lovers.

http://www.lovethehoff.com/images/Hoffee.jpg

****in glad your back babes. This cup is going down a treat and I wish to savour the moment!

Did you manage to score some drugs off Pete ?

Unfortunately not laddie. I missed me cunting opportunity.

Unfortunately not laddie. I missed me cunting opportunity.

So what's this about you ruining your chances in the pimp stash challenge ?

So what's this about you ruining your chances in the pimp stash challenge ?

I've shaved all me hair off tonight (on me bonce not me face like) . Thus I had to shave me beard as well. I've left me pimp stash on for the moment but its not a good look so i might have to shave me pimp stash off as well.

I've shaved all me hair off tonight (on me bonce not me face like) . Thus I had to shave me beard as well. I've left me pimp stash on for the moment but its not a good look so i might have to shave me pimp stash off as well.

The Yanks win be default then ? it's never-ending.

The Yanks win be default then ? it's never-ending.
We cant let the yanks win so easily laddie. Dont worry son, I wont shave it off just yet. I'll put up a good show no matter what.

We cant let the yanks win so easily laddie. Dont worry son, I wont shave it off just yet. I'll put up a good show no matter what.

They can't hold a candle to your sexiness, Hoff.

They can't hold a candle to your sexiness, Hoff.

I've just given matt the bird in the lounge laddie. Go take a look and tell me whether you like me new shaved look better than me long haired lover from liverpool look.

I'm quite relieved to have shaved off me barnet.

I've just given matt the bird in the lounge laddie. Go take a look and tell me whether you like me new shaved look better than me long haired lover from liverpool look.

I'm quite relieved to have shaved off me barnet.

You look sexy no matter what. Not many people suit short and long hair but you can pull either look off with ease.

It's all testament to your greatness.

You look sexy no matter what. Not many people suit short and long hair but you can pull either look off with ease.

It's all testament to your greatness.

Twas getting a bit ****in curly though and I couldnt be having that so I couldnt.

Twas getting a bit ****in curly though and I couldnt be having that so I couldnt.

Not a fan of curls then ?

Mick Hucknall has curls and ginger hair! :nonono:

Not a fan of curls then ?

Mick Hucknall has curls and ginger hair! :nonono:

Not really. Some cunts can pull it off but my curls are bit ****in **** laddie. I look more sexy now so I do.

Not really. Some cunts can pull it off but my curls are bit ****in **** laddie. I look more sexy now so I do.


I can not put it into words so I shall simply > :hitit: :hitit:

Not really. Some cunts can pull it off but my curls are bit ****in **** laddie. I look more sexy now so I do.

Your sexiness doesn't drop one iota. You are eternally giving bum boys massive erections.

Your sexiness doesn't drop one iota. You are eternally giving bum boys massive erections.

The allah fella made it so.

Your sexiness doesn't drop one iota. You are eternally giving bum boys massive erections.

amen to that.

The allah fella made it so.

Have you spoken to Saddam since you got back ?

Have you spoken to Saddam since you got back ?

He's been quiet laddie. I think he's off haunting a few gingers like i told him to.

He's a good ghost so he is.

He's been quiet laddie. I think he's off haunting a few gingers like i told him to.

He's a good ghost so he is.

All is well then. Let much bum love ensue. :luvbed:

All is well then. Let much bum love ensue. :luvbed:

..and ensue it bleeding shall :3some: :bukkake:

..and ensue it bleeding shall :3some: :bukkake:

Bend over, Hoff. Let's celebrate the Allah fella bringing us closer once again. :luvbed: