People have claimed that Zeus is the king of the gods but surely:

Allah > Zeus

You're right laddie.

Allah gives a much better blowjob.

Vegas is the new Germany

You're right laddie.

Allah gives a much better blowjob.

Allah can get ****ed and blown at the same time... this make his clarity, understanding and joy, top notch.

He can make decisions with a clear head and because of this, we should all follow him.

Allah can get ****ed and blown at the same time... this make his clarity, understanding and joy, top notch.

He can make decisions with a clear head and because of this, we should all follow him.

The allah fella can also drink with the best of em. When Georgie boy went up to see him recently they had a session and went pint for pint and shot for shot. It went on so long that they had to call it a draw in the end.

What a god eh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA6cnXFiE6I

hey hey hey

The allah fella can also drink with the best of em. When Georgie boy went up to see him recently they had a session and went pint for pint and shot for shot. It went on so long that they had to call it a draw in the end.

What a god eh...

Hoff, for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMMpF6VBCAA

Proof of Allah's greatness.

Hoff, for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMMpF6VBCAA

Proof of Allah's greatness.

http://www.studentenstadgroningen.nl/joomla/images/stories/10maradona.jpg
^That photo is one of me favorites that is.

The allah fella did indeed bless this earth when he gave us the wee man...and like every self respecting genius he had a ****load of problems and addictions.

Anyway, goodnight laddie my darling :luvbed:

Goodnight bum boys :luvbed:

Someday laddie....

http://www.mathies.com/blog/scarlett_johansson.jpg

Someday laddie....

http://www.mathies.com/blog/scarlett_johansson.jpg

We shall double team her.

Good night last night boys?

I got pissed out my face and made a complete dick out of myself...but pulled :cool:

We shall double team her.


We bloody well will laddie. :3some:

i am back my loves:luvbed: :banana:

i am back my loves:luvbed: :banana:

Welcome back :luvbed:

i am back my loves:luvbed: :banana:

About bloody time too. Were you scared? And be honest.

i am back my loves:luvbed: :banana:


the hoff has led yet another successful campaign to return one of our bum boys. :luvbed:

About bloody time too. Were you scared? And be honest.

no but i was kinda tired and lonley(or however you spell it) with you know who:luvbed:

the hoff has led yet another successful campaign to return one of our bum boys. :luvbed:

The power of limey bum love is strong is it not...even bigpoppa bows before our love truncheons.

did you get my email southpaw?

did you get my email southpaw?


I've been pissed all day mate, I'll have a look now.

lol well you got your Heather back, you should be HAPPY!!!!!!!! i still have abit of work to do with mine before i can call her my own though

did you get my email southpaw?


awww it's nice that you thought of the limey's during your time away. we all thought of you during out daily bum fun :luvbed:

lol well you got your Heather back, you should be HAPPY!!!!!!!! i still have abit of work to do with mine before i can call her my own though


My Heather is now free, not technically back, but I will form a sheild around her and make sure no more cunts get there first! :boxing:

go get whats yours Stinger, you the ****ing man

go get whats yours Stinger, you the ****ing man


that i shall dye, that i shall :hitit:

i think i finally get to talk to my Heather tonight!!!!! me and Kaynan are to ***** to call her right now.

i think i finally get to talk to my Heather tonight!!!!! me and Kaynan are to ***** to call her right now.

the Hoff shall give you confidence, I always feel harder when he gives me a seeing too.

our deal must be kept. dye remains perma banned

this was left by drz( he is not even worth the capital letters) on BPP's profile, somthing is going on here

It's a conspiracy, to get Naz-Fan into red K, or maybe its something deeper, maybe they are trying to get an iron-grip on Boxingscene and they know that you are destined to destroy their leader ala Luke Skywalker.

damn them, damn all of them

There is something major going on here and I'm getting to the bottom of it.

we will find them and cut there ****s off and make them eat them and **** them back out and the process will continue

What a long thread. Nice one. Hello Brits.:boxing:

What a long thread. Nice one. Hello Brits.:boxing:

This is the place to be mate.

i love stella.

i love stella.

I love all lager.

What a long thread. Nice one. Hello Brits.:boxing:


this guy has the same IP as me. amazing times..

this guy has the same IP as me. amazing times..

He your alt?

He your alt?


no i would make my alt more interesting. :)

yo ya'll s'appening?

and i love John smiths extra smooth!

no i would make my alt more interesting. :)

Very true lol.

yo ya'll s'appening?

and i love John smiths extra smooth!

no nonsense eh? good man.

no nonsense eh? good man.

damn straight no nonse - sense lmao!

everyone good aye?

.... i just woke up erbody, what up?

you guys are no fun

you guys are no fun


busy wanking at the mo.

busy wanking at the mo.

What a coincidence! me too.

i am not in the mood for that right now

is this alot?

1403752 K point(s) total

is this alot?

1403752 K point(s) total

1.4 million ? Not really, I have over 2.1 Billion as do quite a lot of other people.

I'll karma you Non-stop and see if i can get you to 2 million.

I have around 250 million rep points.

make me more powerful, this is gay, give me some power please

make me more powerful, this is gay, give me some power please

What are you at now ?

1681712 point(s) total

I've got about 2.1 bill an all.

I hit you a few times Dye.

thanks guys

You will have 2 million rep points in no time.

I Karma'd every post on the last two pages.

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Laddie, what did you think of the game? Shevchenko scoring that belter pissed me off. It was completely against the run of play.

I was hoping that the chelsea cunts and the red scum would lose tonight :(

What a coincidence! me too.

to a pic of the hoff the same as me?

Laddie, what did you think of the game? Shevchenko scoring that belter pissed me off. It was completely against the run of play.

I was hoping that the chelsea cunts and the red scum would lose tonight :(

Shevchenko's goal was class but i was pissed with all the acting by the chelsea shandy boys at the end.

I would have played 10 mins of extra time after that, if i had my way.

Laddie, what did you think of the game? Shevchenko scoring that belter pissed me off. It was completely against the run of play.

I was hoping that the chelsea cunts and the red scum would lose tonight :(

At least I won't have the knobhead Blackburn fans singing 'We're all off to Wembley' all around me when they get knocked out by Chelsea.

to a pic of the hoff the same as me?

Why of course.

Metrosexual

Shevchenko's goal was class but i was pissed with all the acting by the chelsea shandy boys at the end.

I would have played 10 mins of extra time after that, if i had my way.
****in Drogba is a right diving cunt aint he...and there was **** all wrong with Carvalho. Then that despicable bastard on the touchline starts moaning about how much added time there was. Oi cunt, tell your players to stop falling over like big girls every two seconds and there wont be that much added time.

Those Chelsea ****ers get me angry laddie :spank:
At least I won't have the knobhead Blackburn fans singing 'We're all off to Wembley' all around me when they get knocked out by Chelsea.

I'll be supporting Blackburn.

Metrosexual

I've hit you up about 10 times :fing02:

........................................... ms. chokesondick

****in Drogba is a right diving cunt aint he...and there was **** all wrong with Carvalho. Then that despicable bastard on the touchline starts moaning about how much added time there was. Oi cunt, tell your players to stop falling over like big girls every two seconds and there wont be that much added time.

Those Chelsea ****ers get me angry laddie :spank:


I'll be supporting Blackburn.

I don't think I'll really care. I despise both teams.

I've hit you up about 10 times :fing02:

thank you my good man

I'd support the Nazis over Chelsea.

thank you my good man

You just keep on posting :D

I'd support the Nazis over Chelsea.

you know me too well laddie :kiss:

what does humdilla mean?

Bonjour! ze **** tastes good.

you know me too well laddie :kiss:

You gotta give them Nazis credit, they certainly dressed in style.

what does humdilla mean?

ask Danny Williams.

some sort of religious praise or summut.

what does humdilla mean?

It's Annie's word for Danny Williams. Don't ask me why. :lol1:

You gotta give them Nazis credit, they certainly dressed in style.

the women were a bit too rough for my tastes though, but they are handy if you like to be dominated :luvbed:

and the german men are all tall blondes with luscious blue eyes :hitit:

should i knock this cunt thats standing in my way of Heather on his ass? yes or no??

**** Chelsea!

Heil Hitler!

should i knock this cunt thats standing in my way of Heather on his ass? yes or no??

In a word, yes. If you love her and he's not a homie of yours.

the women were a bit too rough for my tastes though, but they are handy if you like to be dominated :luvbed:

and the german men are all tall blondes with luscious blue eyes :hitit:

No one takes a jizz facial quite like a German, be it man or woman.

In a word, yes. If you love her and he's not a homie of yours.

then consider it DONE:banana: this little ***** will go down with one punch though

Could drive heather away if you give him a kicking and she cares about him.

...give him a kicking anyway.

then consider it DONE:banana: this little ***** will go down with one punch though

Good man. Give him a smack from me. He shouldn't be playing around with another guys girl.

Could drive heather away if you give him a kicking and she cares about him.

...give him a kicking anyway.

Well said Hoff.

Could drive heather away if you give him a kicking and she cares about him.

...give him a kicking anyway.


indeed although it could make matter worse in the eyes of the female. i think it's always good to vent anger though..

but she says she really cares about me too, she has no idea what she is doing to my mind. she is ****ing with my feelings, you shouldent do that to someone

but she says she really cares about me too, she has no idea what she is doing to my mind. she is ****ing with my feelings, you shouldent do that to someone

****




















tease.

****




















tease.

just thinking that, but i like a bit of a **** tease as you well know :luvbed:

no no no she is not doing that........... she just cant decide between us

but she says she really cares about me too, she has no idea what she is doing to my mind. she is ****ing with my feelings, you shouldent do that to someone

All girls are like that :nonono:

All girls are like that :nonono:

i was twenty before i figured that **** out :nonono:

just thinking that, but i like a bit of a **** tease as you well know :luvbed:

I always let you have a go in the end though. I just like to play hard to get now and again :flirt:

I always let you have a go in the end though. I just like to play hard to get now and again :flirt:


like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey and after lots of physical action he finally gets it in the end :kiss:

i just wanna be loved by YOU...... NO ONE LIKE YOU

What are you at now, dyna ?

like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey and after lots of physical action he finally gets it in the end :kiss:
It's always more satisfying when you have to work for it Southpaw. Laddie hasnt got the patience though, he just pins me down and gives me a right good seeing to...which i also enjoy :o :flirt: :luvbed:

i was twenty before i figured that **** out :nonono:

Life is harsh :grumble:

2142019 point(s) total

2142019 point(s) total

That's the power of Limey karma. :luvbed:

2142019 point(s) total

That's better :fing02:


Look at what us Limeys do for you Fat Yanks :lol1:

i am a limey at heart as i say

Girl, it's been a long time that we've been apart
Much too long for a man who needs love
I miss you since I've been away
Babe, it wasn't easy to leave you alone
It's getting harder each time that I go
If I had the choice, I would stay

There's no one like you
I can't wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we'll do
I just wanna be loved by you

That's the power of Limey karma. :luvbed:

The power of limey karma is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change naz fan from green to red and back to green
2tough bad k's everyone, because he's mean

Tougher than the dosia, rich like angelo dundee
Stronger and harder than a bad girls dream
Make a bad one good make a wrong one right
Power of limey karma that keeps you home at night

Chorus 1 :
You dont need money, dont take fame
Dont need no credit card to ride this train
Its strong and its sudden and its cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
Thats the power of limey karma
Thats the power of limey karma

2250832 point(s) total more more

hey hoff, should i write a poem for HEather? and what i mean by that is will YOU write one for me?

You don't know how much I need you
While your near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true

But it all was bull****
It was a god damn joke
And when I think of you Heather
I hope you ****in choke

I hope your glad with what you've done to me
I live in bed all day long feeling meloncolly
you left me here all alone
tears running constantly

Oh somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on me knees
pretty pretty please
kill me
I want to die
put a bullet in my head

hey hoff, should i write a poem for HEather? and what i mean by that is will YOU write one for me?

I dont know nothing about her so it would be generic and a bit ****. Plus laddie is better than me.

You don't know how much I need you
While your near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true

But it all was bull****
It was a god damn joke
And when I think of you Heather
I hope you ****in choke

I hope your glad with what you've done to me
I live in bed all day long feeling meloncolly
you left me here all alone
tears running constantly

Oh somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on me knees
pretty pretty please
kill me
I want to die
put a bullet in my head

ah i love the wedding singer

oh ****, get ready for something , she just sent me a message saying we really need to talk

ah i love the wedding singer

adam sandler has more intelligence than people give him credit for. you'll be singing that one soon at this rate.

oh ****, get ready for something , she just sent me a message saying we really need to talk

get in there my son!

****, she is getitng emotional on me

****, she is getitng emotional on me


do you need a bucket?

oi oi people... s'appening?

What it do, nyukkah?

hey hit me up with some of your good powerful Karma Shanus

hey hit me up with some of your good powerful Karma Shanus

dude what happened?

dude what happened?

its all good my man

its all good my man

alriiiight! :biggthump

"I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky C. Funky Do

"I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky C. Funky Do


I have been all day babes :luvbed:

I have been all day babes :luvbed:

Are you sweaty ?

Sting: There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little boy,
Who's stuck halfway to Hell...

Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out,
We'll do the next best thing...

McBain: We go on TV
And sing, sing, sing!

All: And we're sending our love down the well...

Krusty: All the way down!

All: We're sending our love down the well...

Krusty: Down that well!

Are you sweaty ?

I have poured jack daniels all over myself laddie, eat drink and be merry. :hitit:

Sting: There's a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little boy,
Who's stuck halfway to Hell...

Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out,
We'll do the next best thing...

McBain: We go on TV
And sing, sing, sing!

All: And we're sending our love down the well...

Krusty: All the way down!

All: We're sending our love down the well...

Krusty: Down that well!

classic, Krusty does the best of the lot. and this was stings last hit was it not?

classic, Krusty does the best of the lot. and this was stings last hit was it not?

Krusty proved his vocal talents on this track though i prefer him and bette Midler singing - Wind beneath my wings.

I have poured jack daniels all over myself laddie, eat drink and be merry. :hitit:

Me likey :luvbed:

Krusty proved his vocal talents on this track though i prefer him and bette Midler singing - Wind beneath my wings.

they gave that song all they had and it gave me a reason to love.

they gave that song all they had and it gave me a reason to love.

Burns shows his dancing and his vocal talents on this delightful little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn0gfWZIncs

Burns shows his dancing and his vocal talents on this delightful little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn0gfWZIncs


lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby get ourselves some snacks. i must go get a drink laddie.

how have you replenished some of your fomer wealth babes?

lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby get ourselves some snacks. i must go get a drink laddie.

how have you replenished some of your fomer wealth babes?

The Hoff sent me these points this morning.

I'll pm him and ask if you can get 30k.

The Hoff sent me these points this morning.

I'll pm him and ask if you can get 30k.

the man is a genius so he is laddie. i am considering erecting a statue of him to replace nelsons column in london. what say you?

the man is a genius so he is laddie. i am considering erecting a statue of him to replace nelsons column in london. what say you?

You shall put it forward in the house of lords and millions shall march in the streets. The government will bow to pressure in a referendum and it shall be done.

The only problem though is that it will be covered in cum stains after only a few days.

You shall put it forward in the house of lords and millions shall march in the streets. The government will bow to pressure in a referendum and it shall be done.

The only problem though is that it will be covered in cum stains after only a few days.


i'm thinking a bronze statue covered in stainless steel (which will be nessicery) I may apply for the job of licking it clean, do you fancy the night shift laddie?

i'm thinking a bronze statue covered in stainless steel (which will be nessicery) I may apply for the job of licking it clean, do you fancy the night shift laddie?

I'll take the 24hr shift, if it's alright with you ?

I'll take the 24hr shift, if it's alright with you ?

Well we will have to share laddie, I've gone to the trouble of ripping down nelsons column so I'll need some of the benefits. :luvbed:

Well we will have to share laddie, I've gone to the trouble of ripping down nelsons column so I'll need some of the benefits. :luvbed:

Very well then.

Andrew Lloyd Webber, eat your heart out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAxkNbyqxD8

Very well then.

Andrew Lloyd Webber, eat your heart out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAxkNbyqxD8


priceless.

R.I.P Phil Hartman :puppy_dog

priceless.

R.I.P Phil Hartman :puppy_dog

A tragic loss. Phil always gave it 100% and never gave us a bad performance.

A tragic loss. Phil always gave it 100% and never gave us a bad performance.


The simpsons went way down hill since he departed. The show jumped the shark in 1998 and has been getting ****tier ever since.

The simpsons went way down hill since he departed. The show jumped the shark in 1998 and has been getting ****tier ever since.

Season 6 is when i first started to see a drop in quality but the real ****tiness kicked in around season 9 and 10.

You got any good pics of Aaron Pryor for me new avatar, Southpaw ? I checked the web but couldn't find anything decent.

Season 6 is when i first started to see a drop in quality but the real ****tiness kicked in around season 9 and 10.

You got any good pics of Aaron Pryor for me new avatar, Southpaw ? I checked the web but couldn't find anything decent.


fraid not laddie, my pictures only cater for one specific thing and mr Pryor is not it.

fraid not laddie, my pictures only cater for one specific thing and mr Pryor is not it.

I hear ya, babes.

I hear ya, babes.

so if you ever need any big george pics come to me :)

so if you ever need any big george pics come to me :)

I will. You are after all, the number one authority on the big fella.

I will. You are after all, the number one authority on the big fella.

Indeed. I recently found out he actually used to box and didn't just market grills. ain't that incredible?

Indeed. I recently found out he actually used to box and didn't just market grills. ain't that incredible?

Laddie, any chance you can hook me up with a premium Megaupload account?

Laddie, any chance you can hook me up with a premium Megaupload account?

I'll see what i can do.

Indeed. I recently found out he actually used to box and didn't just market grills. ain't that incredible?

This is news to me an' all. :eek:

I'll see what i can do.

Thanks babe :kiss:

This is news to me an' all. :eek:

I will update you on his apparent boxing career when I find out more.

I will update you on his apparent boxing career when I find out more.

Please do. I wonder how he fared ?

hey hey hey

You had any luck Laddie?

.........................................

You had any luck Laddie?

No such luck yet but i have still got quite a few to check through.

No such luck yet but i have still got quite a few to check through.

you'll get it laddie, your a ****in genius so you are.

you'll get it laddie, your a ****in genius so you are.


That i am. Nothing eludes me for long.

**** off ****. You got hot fuzz yet sexy?

**** off ****. You got hot fuzz yet sexy?

That i have but i'm having trouble splitting the ****er.

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****ing hell, anyway how has today been for you guys?

****ing hell, anyway how has today been for you guys?

southpaw is off to bed now dye, tis 4am here and mr stinger is very tired and very drunk so nighty night!

nighty night, keep your butthole tight

DYE lets see a pic of heather

DYE lets see a pic of heather

DYE says NO

DYE says NO

what does kaynan say?

Kaynan says **** off

anyone around?:banana:

cheer me up guys, i am feeling a bit suicidal.

cheer me up guys, i am feeling a bit suicidal.

Me too Dye, so I guess I'm not the guy to cheer you up :nonono:

honestly this is hard to say but its a good thing i didnt have a gun last night or i would be dead right now

i need to go back to sleep, thats the only way i can be sure i wont do anything stupid

come on i need to talk to someone

Just take it one day at a time, babes. You have to put up with the rain if you want the rainbow.

honestly this is hard to say but its a good thing i didnt have a gun last night or i would be dead right now

Just try and sleep it off, that's what I do.

It's ****ty being a teenager, I hate it. And I have a good life too compared to other people.

Just try to think of things that make you happy. Heather, your mum, boxing. Whatever. :fing02:

me and Heather had a fight last night, its like she controls how i feel, she is the only one who can make me feel happy and the only one who can make me feel like this, i dont know how to tell her that

me and Heather had a fight last night, its like she controls how i feel, she is the only one who can make me feel happy and the only one who can make me feel like this, i dont know how to tell her that

Tell her that then, so that way she can try to stop it.

we are not even going out yet, we are just really close right now

its like we are in a relationship though, its a weird ass situation

its like we are in a relationship though, its a weird ass situation

Try and sort that out too, so you don't have to worry about that (one less problem).

If you like her, ask her out. She might treat you better too.

Try and sort that out too, so you don't have to worry about that (one less problem).

If you like her, ask her out. She might treat you better too.

we both really really like each other, but i said some **** to her last night that made her temporaily not like me like that. i said i was sorry and she said dont be sorry fix it. but that will take time, she "fell in love" or at least said she did with the "real" me, i was just being myself around her and thats who she liked and wanted to go out with. i followed some BAD advice this week and acted jealous and now she says she doesnt like me like that anymore. but she says she will agian, it will just take time

http://youtube.com/watch?v=b0pd0u3QKB8

^For you Dye.

we both really really like each other, but i said some **** to her last night that made her temporaily not like me like that. i said i was sorry and she said dont be sorry fix it. but that will take time, she "fell in love" or at least said she did with the "real" me, i was just being myself around her and thats who she liked and wanted to go out with. i followed some BAD advice this week and acted jealous and now she says she doesnt like me like that anymore. but she says she will agian, it will just take time

I'd take a break from her mate. She sounds selfish and she's messing with your mind, but you won't see it because you love her.

i dont know if i can, i need her hugs to make me feel better and i need to be able to see her smile's, in a way i think i need her, i will miss the way she looks at me in the hallways at school. i cant do it

i dont know if i can, i need her hugs to make me feel better and i need to be able to see her smile's, in a way i think i need her, i will miss the way she looks at me in the hallways at school. i cant do it

It's difficult, girls are *****es.

It seems every male gets dragged along by them, I have been plenty of times :nonono:

she is the only girl that i have cared about and will actaully give up my happieness to make her happy, she doesnt ****ing understand. we may have met at the wrong time in our lifes

She's ****in with yer bonce Dye. Give her the big heave ho.

she is the only girl that i have cared about and will actaully give up my happieness to make her happy, she doesnt ****ing understand. we may have met at the wrong time in our lifes

I think you need to tell her this otherwise she'll carry on behaving like she has been.

she gives me the best feeling in the world and the worst feeling in the world, last night i almost just broke down, i felt like crying but no tears came out. i cant change her views on men, she thinks we are all sex addicted *******s, but she cant ****ing see right in front of her, ME!!!!!, she once said its me that makes her think there are still some good men out there. but now i dont know what she thinks

she gives me the best feeling in the world and the worst feeling in the world, last night i almost just broke down, i felt like crying but no tears came out. i cant change her views on men, she thinks we are all sex addicted *******s, but she cant ****ing see right in front of her, ME!!!!!, she once said its me that makes her think there are still some good men out there. but now i dont know what she thinks

**** man, you really are in love aren't you.

I'm not really the best person to give advice to you, all I can say is talk to her. And if she is messing with your head, try and spend less time with her otherwise you're gonna end up seriously ill from depression.

this is how i feel


I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk


I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an *******

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new ******* comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can't ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.


I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

**** man, you really are in love aren't you.

I'm not really the best person to give advice to you, all I can say is talk to her. And if she is messing with your head, try and spend less time with her otherwise you're gonna end up seriously ill from depression.

i have always been depressed, for aslong as i can remember my life has been full of bull****, i have gone through it like a man and havent started drugs or any of that ****. she doesnt understand what "real" love is

this is how i feel


I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk


I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an *******

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new ******* comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can't ever do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.


I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talk about how you wish you could have done something different.

Write that out in a card and give it to her; it'll work a treat :fing02:

And that was touching.

**** man, you really are in love aren't you.

I'm not really the best person to give advice to you, all I can say is talk to her. And if she is messing with your head, try and spend less time with her otherwise you're gonna end up seriously ill from depression.

but yes i am in love with her, we both have trouble trusting people though, she told me she trusted me but last night she told me she trusts NOBODY. that really hurt me.the last few nights i have spent all night talking to her, and i mean all night, 11 PM to 6 in the morning, 3 nights in a row, we have been doing this every weekend for a few months now. but she doesnt understand how much just one little thing like that can hurt me like this. last night i seriously didnt want to ever wake up, i wanted to die

i have always been depressed, for aslong as i can remember my life has been full of bull****, i have gone through it like a man and havent started drugs or any of that ****. she doesnt understand what "real" love is

but yes i am in love with her, we both have trouble trusting people though, she told me she trusted me but last night she told me she trusts NOBODY. that really hurt me.the last few nights i have spent all night talking to her, and i mean all night, 11 PM to 6 in the morning, 3 nights in a row, we have been doing this every weekend for a few months now. but she doesnt understand how much just one little thing like that can hurt me like this. last night i seriously didnt want to ever wake up, i wanted to die

Don't take everything to heart, she might no mean it.

There's always a cloud with a silver lining :fing02:

most people our age have no ****ing clue what love is, me,you and her have all had ****ty lives and have matured faster. its hard to explain but i know you know what i mean

most people our age have no ****ing clue what love is, me,you and her have all had ****ty lives and have matured faster. its hard to explain but i know you know what i mean

Yep, it's called reality and A LOT of people don't even understand what the word means.

At least people like us will work to make our lives good.

''A young girl will inevitability go off with the greasy biker rather than the young chartered accountant from down the road.''

Paul, hold me babes:luvbed:

ah Hoff and Laddie have taught me well

and the great stinger has taught me well too, just like he will when we are sparring partners in 2013

I thought you were going to say civil partners there.




Just kidding, lol.

i feel better now, a good tanning always makes me feel better and sexier:luvbed:

gotta look my best for Laddie

gotta look my best for Laddie

and Miss heather :luvbed:

Anyone drinking tonight ?

im being good and going to look after an ill friend. so no :(

Anyone drinking tonight ?


friday night babes, gotta be a drinking night

friday night babes, gotta be a drinking night

Good man. I have got my crate in as well. :luvbed:

laddie come and grant my drunken body some well deserved pleasure

laddie come and grant my drunken body some well deserved pleasure

Lie back and take it like a man.

Lie back and take it like a man.


i'm feeling no pain tonight babes so don't hold back :moon:

Jesus, mary and anally retentive Joseph lads...can the hoff get some bum love?

Jesus, mary and anally retentive Joseph lads...can the hoff get some bum love?

Of course you can...

Of course you can...


have you seen the bottom of many bottles tonight laddie?

Of course you can...

Shower me in David Seaman and slap my arse laddie, I'm in the mood for some kinky shenanigans tonight.

Lads... i am naked and fresh... rape me......

Lads... i am naked and fresh... rape me......


**** i'm too drunk to undo me belt, you'll have to chew through me pants again laddie

**** i'm too drunk to undo me belt, you'll have to chew through me pants again laddie

With pleasure

Walls sausages laddie. The only sausages that taste better are yours and southpaws.

Discuss.

Walls sausages laddie. The only sausages that taste better are yours and southpaws.

Discuss.

are you right? your not wrong

are you right? your not wrong

That's what I like to cunting hear southpaw.

If they were both in their prime then who would win this matchup, Alan Partridge or Jeremy Kyle?

That's what I like to cunting hear southpaw.

If they were both in their prime then who would win this matchup, Alan Partridge or Jeremy Kyle?


definatly partridge. he can own you with a cheeky grin where as Kyle needs a hissy fit to subdue a hormonally challenged teenage prostitue drug addict.

definatly partridge. he can own you with a cheeky grin where as Kyle needs a hissy fit to subdue a hormonally challenged teenage prostitue drug addict.

True. That Jeremy Kyle really gets on me tits. Stop shouting yer cunt, we can ****in hear you.

Alan was a good lad :luvbed:

True. That Jeremy Kyle really gets on me tits. Stop shouting yer cunt, we can ****in hear you.

Alan was a good lad :luvbed:

knowing me knowing you puts parkinson to shame thats ****in sure.

and it was less scripted....

knowing me knowing you puts parkinson to shame thats ****in sure.

and it was less scripted....

I ****in loved it back in the day. I didnt like him so much when he lost his tv program and went on the radio though...

I ****in loved it back in the day. I didnt like him so much when he lost his tv program and went on the radio though...


indeed, a face and mullet like his was designed for the tv so it was. it brought my piss to the boil when he became a radio jock. still beats the **** out of kyle though.

indeed, a face and mullet like his was designed for the tv so it was. it brought my piss to the boil when he became a radio jock. still beats the **** out of kyle though.

I'd like to beat the **** out of Kyle with a bastard sledge hammer. The moralising, righteous cunt! What's wrong with taking drugs and getting your girlfriends best friend preggers?

I'd like to beat the **** out of Kyle with a bastard sledge hammer. The moralising, righteous cunt! What's wrong with taking drugs and getting your girlfriends best friend preggers?

my thoughts exactly. I'd love Frank Gallagher to make an appearance on that bastard show and set a few cunting things straight with kyle.

my thoughts exactly. I'd love Frank Gallagher to make an appearance on that bastard show and set a few cunting things straight with kyle.

That would make my day southpaw if our Frank were to give the kyle cunt a glasgow kiss.

That would make my day southpaw if our Frank were to give the kyle cunt a glasgow kiss.


wheres sexy laddie when you need him? i need to know if he's a partridge or a kyle man.

wheres sexy laddie when you need him? i need to know if he's a partridge or a kyle man.

I surmise that our laddie is having some trouble and BS may have crashed on him... Either that or he's passed out.

Come back to us laddie, we need to know your opinions on these matters so we cunting do.

Hoff, are you the young chartered accountant or the greasy biker?




Just wondering.....

Hoff, are you the young chartered accountant or the greasy biker?




Just wondering.....

What do you think Paul?

What do you think Paul?

An accountant that rides a scooter perhaps? lol

An accountant that rides a scooter perhaps? lol

Cheeky bastard!

A greasy accountant who gets the bus.

whats going on?

whats going on?

we made laddie air tight and he passed out...

whats going on?

We were just about to discuss Heather.

we made laddie air tight and he passed out...

That an all...

oh............................ thats cool i guess. how about you ****ers stay up all night? or is it all day?? **** if i know what time it is there???

oh............................ thats cool i guess. how about you ****ers stay up all night? or is it all day?? **** if i know what time it is there???

Almost 2am.

So what's happening with you Dye?

oh............................ thats cool i guess. how about you ****ers stay up all night? or is it all day?? **** if i know what time it is there???

Almost 2am.

So what's happening with you Dye?

oh............................ thats cool i guess. how about you ****ers stay up all night? or is it all day?? **** if i know what time it is there???

Almost 2am.

So what's happening with you Dye?

Almost 2am.

So what's happening with you Dye?

i think he got the message babes

i think he got the message babes

I'm drilling it home, just like i do with me pulsating love truncheon.

Edwin Valero KO 3 Jerson Ravelo.