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OK, wont do it again, promise!

BTW, you ****in bastard, I knew it was you yer twat, anything but the blue ****e!!!

Haha I'm gonna do it to Raging now an all and see what he says.

Haha I'm gonna do it to Raging now an all and see what he says.

Don't bother you twat :D

Don't bother you twat :D

Oh **** I got caught. Dont worry though Raging I'll do it when yer offline some time :luvbed:

Oh **** I got caught. Dont worry though Raging I'll do it when yer offline some time :luvbed:

I'll just have to take The Hoff away from you then, aye? :D

I'll just have to take The Hoff away from you then, aye? :D

Give me something good Raging. No ginges though.

Give me something good Raging. No ginges though.

Don't worry. I'll only turn to the dirty ginges when you turn to the blue ****e :D

Don't worry. I'll only turn to the dirty ginges when you turn to the blue ****e :D
It's a deal.

There is no ****in way I want mick hucknall in me avatar.

It's a deal.

There is no ****in way I want mick hucknall in me avatar.

Or her from Girls Aloud.

Deal!

embrace me.... you insatiable you.

Troops return to base.

Report for duty captain laddie and tell me what losses we suffered in tonights battle.

embrace me.... you insatiable you.

Your avatar gives me the horn.

Troops return to base.

Report for duty captain laddie and tell me what losses we suffered in tonights battle.

None...the Limeys are immortal.

None...the Limeys are immortal.

All is well then.

The limeys > highlander.

Let it be bastard known.

Where's southpaw?

I am here standing erect :kiss:

All the bum boys are back in town.

Good to see you southpaw. It's been a traumatic night but we're through the worst of it now.

Are you drinking my lover?

I'm on the second glass of his Brandy.

I'm on the second glass of his Brandy.

What's the cunts name? Lets say a toast to him.

Good to see you southpaw. It's been a traumatic night but we're through the worst of it now.

Are you drinking my lover?

I am consuming stella and supplying laddie with some extra drink.

I am consuming stella and supplying laddie with some extra drink.

Your own brew again?

Your own brew again?

My own Special Brew babes :luvbed:

What's the cunts name? Lets say a toast to him.

Giles and this ain't no joke.

My own Special Brew babes :luvbed:
Save some for me :luvbed:
Giles and this ain't no joke.

Is he a cunt laddie? anyway...

I raise this can of stella in honor of Giles, the student cunt who unknowingly has bestowed a bottle of brandy upon the most sexy Mr lad. May the allah fella bless giles for his unintentional kindness... for the alcohol must never run out.

Alluh Akbar!

Save some for me :luvbed:


Is he a cunt laddie? anyway...

I raise this can of stella in honor of Giles, the student cunt who unknowingly has bestowed a bottle of brandy upon the most sexy Mr lad. May the allah fella bless giles for his unintentional kindness... for the alcohol must never run out.

Alluh Akbar!

He is a good lad and occasionally i sit down and talk politics with him.

He is a good lad and occasionally i sit down and talk politics with him.

Where does he stand on things politcal? Is he a commie?

Where does he stand on things politcal? Is he a commie?

He is against Blair and Bush and for this i accept him.

He is against Blair and Bush and for this i accept him.

He's a good lad then. Are you gonna buy him a bottle of brandy to replace the one you tea leafed?

He's a good lad then. Are you gonna buy him a bottle of brandy to replace the one you tea leafed?

I shouldn't but probably will.

I shouldn't but probably will.

get some kids to pay for it

I shouldn't but probably will.

Then you're a good lad also.

We're all good lads.


Laddie, I've never asked for anyone to be banned before (i dont think) but i'm really ****in tempted to beg bpp to ban that ****in naz fan. He's such an irritating cunt it's untrue.

get some kids to pay for it

That is some fine advice, babes. :boxing:

get some kids to pay for it

Show him the way southpaw :hail:

Show him the way southpaw :hail:

I might retire from the scene and just become an occasional guru. what do you think?

I might retire from the scene and just become an occasional guru. what do you think?

You cant leave us. I wont allow it.

You are already a guru in my eyes :luvbed:

You cant leave us. I wont allow it.

You are already a guru in my eyes :luvbed:

cheers babes, i'll always be here to give you a good ruing whever you fancy it :luvbed:

Third glass! damn that **** went down smooth like a southpaw cumshot.

Third glass! damn that **** went down smooth like a southpaw cumshot.

God bless Giles.

The dosia is lacing em up again. He's quite fired up this time around. I think it might go the distance.

God bless Giles.

The dosia is lacing em up again. He's quite fired up this time around. I think it might go the distance.

Even after i called peace. If he had a nuke he would obliterate us....so much for his understanding persona.

Even after i called peace. If he had a nuke he would obliterate us....so much for his understanding persona.

I know laddie. You were dead nice to him an all.

I know laddie. You were dead nice to him an all.

Let's just forget about this **** and have some fine banter, babes.

Let's just forget about this **** and have some fine banter, babes.

You're right. I'm sorry laddie, how could i have neglected my duties.

So, who's your favorite director laddie?

You're right. I'm sorry laddie, how could i have neglected my duties.

So, who's your favorite director laddie?

Of all time ? it's....Kubrick. :luvbed:

Let's just forget about this **** and have some fine banter, babes.

I will give you some instant relief babes :luvbed:

I will give you some instant relief babes :luvbed:

I knew i could count on you.

Of all time ? it's....Kubrick. :luvbed:

He was intense was Kubrick. A real ****in perfectionist.

Which of his films are your favorites?

He was intense was Kubrick. A real ****in perfectionist.

Which of his films are your favorites?

It' gotta be... Dr. Strangelove.

It' gotta be... Dr. Strangelove.

To be honest I watched that film when i was yonger but i didnt really appreciate it then. I'll have to add it on to me list of films to watch/buy/download.

I love Spartacus. Kubrick himself hated the experience of making it as he didnt have complete control and was always arguing with Kirk Douglas, but for me the film is a classic.

i've got a rocket in my pocket thats dying to explode.

i've got a rocket in my pocket thats dying to explode.

Launch it at me.

To be honest I watched that film when i was yonger but i didnt really appreciate it then. I'll have to add it on to me list of films to watch/buy/download.

I love Spartacus. Kubrick himself hated the experience of making it as he didnt have complete control and was always arguing with Kirk Douglas, but for me the film is a classic.

****ing great director, but misunderstood.

Me and Laddie were talking about him a few weeks ago and agreed that he's one of the best ever. His resume is incredible!

Yemil.....

Hello bum boys :luvbed:

Hello bum boys :luvbed:

What's up, my lover ?

What's up, my lover ?

I'm getting owned by matt :(

How are you today my darling?

I'm getting owned by matt :(

How are you today my darling?

**** him and Naz-Fan

**** him and Naz-Fan

I'm happy to give matt a seeing to but Naz fan doesnt deserve the love truncheon.

I'm going to watch blood diamond in a minute laddie. Have you seen it?

Oh and its good news about Saddam aint it. The torturing cunt has returned to us. Thank the allah fella!

I'm happy to give matt a seeing to but Naz fan doesnt deserve the love truncheon.

I'm going to watch blood diamond in a minute laddie. Have you seen it?

Oh and its good news about Saddam aint it. The torturing cunt has returned to us. Thank the allah fella!

Tis good news, indeed.

ayyyy how are my two lovers hanging?

ayyyy how are my two lovers hanging?

Do you even need to ask Southpaw....Like a ****in donkey my darling, like a big **** off donkey.

Is your love truncheon ready for some action today?

Hello, big boys.

Do you even need to ask Southpaw....Like a ****in donkey my darling, like a big **** off donkey.

Is your love truncheon ready for some action today?

did you even have to ask that babes? i'm always ****in ready :luvbed:

Hello, big boys.

The bum boys are reunited. Tis a time to be jolly. Lets celebrate in style :3some: :fest30:

The bum boys are reunited. Tis a time to be jolly. Lets celebrate in style :3some: :fest30:

ready when you are :moon:

ready when you are :moon:

*Dives in with wanton abandon*


Lads. I was thinking that we should improve our relationship with the fat yanks. How about a 'Fat yank educational exchange scheme' where we bring in a yank and get to know him and also educate him about our ways.

It would be like the get to know threads but we would ask such questions as ''if a geezer bumps into yer at the pub and spills yer pint what do you do?' and ' it's the end of the night, you've just downed your last pint and it's closing time. What last thing do you need to do to end the night successfully?'

Then when they've answered we give em advice on how they would need to adapt to limey culture and where they are going wrong.

What says you bum boys?

*Dives in with wanton abandon*


Lads. I was thinking that we should improve our relationship with the fat yanks. How about a 'Fat yank educational exchange scheme' where we bring in a yank and get to know him and also educate him about our ways.

It would be like the get to know threads but we would ask such questions as ''if a geezer bumps into yer at the pub and spills yer pint what do you do?' and ' it's the end of the night, you've just downed your last pint and it's closing time. What last thing do you need to do to end the night successfully?'

Then when they've answered we give em advice on how they would need to adapt to limey culture and where they are going wrong.

What says you bum boys?

bloody well genius babes. I'm up for it if laddie is.

bloody well genius babes. I'm up for it if laddie is.

And i was also thinking that once the question and answer session is done we could exchange a few lighthearted verbal barbs, just to help to get the yanks used to our sense of humor.

What says you laddie? Are you up for some educating?

hellooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o?

And i was also thinking that once the question and answer session is done we could exchange a few lighthearted verbal barbs, just to help to get the yanks used to our sense of humor.

What says you laddie? Are you up for some educating?

I'm always up for some educating, babes.

When we doing the next get to know a limey??

When we doing the next get to know a limey??

I'll tell the Hoff to get right on it when he finishes work.

I'll tell the Hoff to get right on it when he finishes work.

Good man. What you up to today? I, reading an encyclopedia. Its my life goal to one day be as smart and all knowing as naz-fan :banana:

Good man. What you up to today? I, reading an encyclopedia. Its my life goal to one day be as smart and all knowing as naz-fan :banana:

Then you're in for a bastardin' tough time. He's got a wealth of knowledge on all Subjects that lad.

Then you're in for a bastardin' tough time. He's got a wealth of knowledge on all Subjects that lad.

Haha, i know i know

on another note...it looks like BPP is guna wipe everybodys points :(

Hes just having a bad case of roid rage thats all

ey up chris

wondered where you'd been hidin, but didn't want to ask as i can imagine its top secret :banana:

****ing right it is. Nah been working in the background of some new tv programme. Showing actors the basics of gun handling you know

****ing right it is. Nah been working in the background of some new tv programme. Showing actors the basics of gun handling you know

Writing any more books? you need a new one to Prove Matt Browning was/is a better soldier than Andy McNabs Nick Stone.

Maybe somethin along the lines of, he wakes up in a cell. doesn't remember who or where he is. Build it from there. Its a bit like Bourne Identity but we all know your a better writer than that Robert Ludlam fella anyways

anymore ideas young man and feel free to pm me them. You'll even get mention in foreword

ORRR...

maybe you could just employ me to write the entire book and you can just sit on your ass. You must be loaded from being in the Regiment for 10 years and all the money you've made from your books and tv appearences.

Give me £500k and you can keep the rest :banana:

how about i give you a few words of wisdom. In the heat of battle its every man for himself

how about i give you a few words of wisdom. In the heat of battle its every man for himself

Train hard..Fight easy

Either lead, Follow or get out of the way.

You heard them before?

the latter yes

So have you ever read the book in your sig? if so what did you think of it?

Cant say I have. Might do in future

Cant say I have. Might do in future

I would recommend it. tis a very good read.

**** me i'm tired.. wheres laddie when you need a bit of waking up?

**** me i'm tired.. wheres laddie when you need a bit of waking up?

I was just thinking the same.

I'm here boys!

I doubt i shall see you tonight with my luck. :(

I'm here boys!

I doubt i shall see you tonight with my luck. :(


I'm here babes! :luvbed:

I'm here babes! :luvbed:

Oh! what a glorious day! :luvbed:

Are you sozzled tonight, my love ?

Oh! what a glorious day! :luvbed:

Are you sozzled tonight, my love ?


I would be able to hold my head high in a scottish pub laddie, proud I am of my drinking tonight.

I would be able to hold my head high in a scottish pub laddie, proud I am of my drinking tonight.

Good man.

I was actually going to stop drinking for a week or two but Frank Gallagher appeared before me in a vision and told me to stop acting like a complete cunt.

Call yourself a Scotsman ? he said, before he ***** slapped me and said what are you ? a man or Detroit Red ?

Frank is my guardian angel. :luvbed:

Good man.

I was actually going to stop drinking for a week or two but Frank Gallagher appeared before me in a vision and told me to stop acting like a complete cunt.

Call yourself a Scotsman ? he said, before he ***** slapped me and said what are you ? a man or Detroit Red ?

Frank is my guardian angel. :luvbed:

He was right to ***** slap you laddie. A sober week?!? what were you thinking? Be grateful the Hoff wasn't around when you were planning this.

He was right to ***** slap you laddie. A sober week?!? what were you thinking? Be grateful the Hoff wasn't around when you were planning this.

It was my worst moment. I had the clarity of a sober retard....please forgive me, babes.

It was my worst moment. I had the clarity of a sober retard....please forgive me, babes.

as if i could stay mad at you :kiss:

where is the super sexy hoff tonight?

as if i could stay mad at you :kiss:

where is the super sexy hoff tonight?

He better be eradicating gingers or polishing up on his shagging skills.

He better be eradicating gingers or polishing up on his shagging skills.


the hoff needs to polish up on his shagging skills? the man can give orgasms to furniture just by sitting on them.

the hoff needs to polish up on his shagging skills? the man can give orgasms to furniture just by sitting on them.

*Whispers to Southpaw* Don't tell the Hoff this but the other week in bed..... he couldn't get it up.

He said it was the first time it ever happened. "promise" he said and he left with blushed cheeks and a flushed forehead.

I said don't go but like a fart in the fog.... he was gone and ran bare arsed into the back of a taxi.

*Whispers to Southpaw* Don't tell the Hoff this but the other week in bed..... he couldn't get it up.

He said it was the first time it ever happened. "promise" he said and he left with blushed cheeks and a flushed forehead.

I said don't go but like a fart in the fog.... he was gone and ran bare arsed into the back of a taxi.


i will guard that information with my life laddie. The guy is progressing in years and he has the burden of constantly taking care of our sexual needs so a slight lapse in his shagging glory must be overlooked.

i will guard that information with my life laddie. The guy is progressing in years and he has the burden of constantly taking care of our sexual needs so a slight lapse in his shagging glory must be overlooked.

That he has. He has been like a sexual god on earth for so long that he has carried the weight of us all on his huge genitalia.

Bless you, Hoff and those big balls.

That he has. He has been like a sexual god on earth for so long that he has carried the weight of us all on his huge genitalia.

Bless you, Hoff and those big balls.

He produces several bucket loads of love juice a day for our needs so the least we can do is give him the night off to replenish.

He produces several bucket loads of love juice a day for our needs so the least we can do is give him the night off to replenish.

That we should, in honor of the Hoff. *bows head to the Hoff's greatness*

So how have you been, southpaw my dear ?

That we should, in honor of the Hoff. *bows head to the Hoff's greatness*

So how have you been, southpaw my dear ?

In the usual sense laddie I have been perfecta-mundo as the lord Fonzie might say. Passing the same kids yesterday who asked me to purchase them some alcohol, I simply walked by and passed them a bottle of coke I was carrying at the time. I can now drink guilt free.

How have you been thunder thighs?

In the usual sense laddie I have been perfecta-mundo as the lord Fonzie might say. Passing the same kids yesterday who asked me to purchase them some alcohol, I simply walked by and passed them a bottle of coke I was carrying at the time. I can now drink guilt free.

How have you been thunder thighs?

Ups and downs, babes. I felt at my lowest ebb the other day and felt i had to get off my ass and make something of my life.

A good shag is what the doctor ordered but even that has been out of my reach this week.

Ups and downs, babes. I felt at my lowest ebb the other day and felt i had to get off my ass and make something of my life.

A good shag is what the doctor ordered but even that has been out of my reach this week.

you obviously don't know the joys of "owning" a street corner kid gang. I highly recomend it if your feeling blue.

And a good shag can always be found in Glassgow, your just not looking hard enough :luvbed:

you obviously don't know the joys of "owning" a street corner kid gang. I highly recomend it if your feeling blue.

And a good shag can always be found in Glassgow, your just not looking hard enough :luvbed:

I may well have to own a few street gangs so i can become my old self again.

Sound advice, Southpaw. :luvbed:

How did you feel when your one true love - Scarlett was dating Justin ?

I may well have to own a few street gangs so i can become my old self again.

Sound advice, Southpaw. :luvbed:

How did you feel when your one true love - Scarlett was dating Justin ?

I felt like doing a bit of ***** slapping myself laddie. Justin has seen somthing I haven't! :nonono:

I felt like doing a bit of ***** slapping myself laddie. Justin has seen somthing I haven't! :nonono:

And yet you're twice the man he is :nonono: when will Scarlett learn, eh ?

And yet you're twice the man he is :nonono: when will Scarlett learn, eh ?


she's young and foolish, but she's also at her peak so I have to act fast. I can share her if you like laddie :3some:

she's young and foolish, but she's also at her peak so I have to act fast. I can share her if you like laddie :3some:

I would love that.

Tops or tails ?

I would love that.

Tops or tails ?

flip a coin laddie, I'm not bothered to be honest, every hole's a goal!

flip a coin laddie, I'm not bothered to be honest, every hole's a goal!

Another cracking idea as usual, babes.

Southpaw, for you:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/hoffhuck.jpg

Another cracking idea as usual, babes.

Southpaw, for you:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/hoffhuck.jpg

you excelled yourself with this pic laddie. You can't blame little Mick can you? I'd be doing the same thing in his possition, infact I do in my own possition. :hitit:

you excelled yourself with this pic laddie. You can't blame little Mick can you? I'd be doing the same thing in his possition, infact I do in my own possition. :hitit:

He did what any of us would have done... that's for sure.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/cath5bf5-1.gif

He did what any of us would have done... that's for sure.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/cath5bf5-1.gif


Why are you doing this to me laddie? the hoff picture has emptied me and now you provide me with seconds. :hitit:

Why are you doing this to me laddie? the hoff picture has emptied me and now you provide me with seconds. :hitit:

What can i say, babes. I have a bit of a sadistic side.

What can i say, babes. I have a bit of a sadistic side.

I must admit I am a bit of a Masochist, please continue :hitit:

I must admit I am a bit of a Masochist, please continue :hitit:

*bends Southpaw over and whips him furiously untill he bleeds* Take it *****, take it!

Was it good for you, babes ?

*bends Southpaw over and whips him furiously untill he bleeds* Take it *****, take it!

Was it good for you, babes ?

I am unable to stand so it must be bleedin good babes.

i think dye is the best limey of all

I am unable to stand so it must be bleedin good babes.

Your turn, babes.

i think dye is the best limey of all

i think dye is the best limey of all

I don't.

He could be best honorary Limey though.

yes he very well could

i am here for all to talk to

Talk to me, fellas.

laddie? do you know my secret now?

laddie? do you know my secret now?

That you have an alt ?

That you have an alt ?


he has a third nipple :hitit:

That you have an alt ?

ahahahahahaha, i forgot you were a mod. ban me

he has a third nipple :hitit:

no but i do have 3 balls and 2 ****s

no but i do have 3 balls and 2 ****s


only 2 ****s :nonono:

only 2 ****s :nonono:

yeah the other one got sliced off in a factory accident, i dont want to talk about it

ahahahahahaha, i forgot you were a mod. ban me

I could never ban you, babes. :kiss:

I could never ban you, babes. :kiss:

I could. :banana:

Licking ***** is a lot like dealing with the Mafia. A slip of the tongue and your in deep ****.

I could. :banana:

Let's get our conversation back on track, shall we.

So..... Southpaw, up for a little bum fun ?

Licking ***** is a lot like dealing with the Mafia. A slip of the tongue and your in deep ****.

i am gonna tell Heather that

yup yup she will laugh

Laddie and Dye
Up a tree
I thought his **** was a pie
untill it shot pee

The pee tasted good
better than food
I slurped it down
and i was straight in the mood.

Licking ***** is a lot like dealing with the Mafia. A slip of the tongue and your in deep ****.

you like that one eh?


and we must continue laddie :luvbed:

Laddie and Dye
Up a tree
I thought his **** was a pie
untill it shot pee

The pee tasted good
better than food
I slurped it down
and i was straight in the mood.

i wonder if i should show her that? lmao

i wonder if i should show her that? lmao

I would. Poetry always drives the girls wild.

I would. Poetry always drives the girls wild.

yup, then i shall, we will see her reaction, how do i explain who Laddie is though?

yup, then i shall, we will see her reaction, how do i explain who Laddie is though?

Say i was a 14th century poet.

will do man, will do. do you want to talk to her?

will do man, will do. do you want to talk to her?

Nah! it's your girl... you need to put the moves on her.

will do man, will do. do you want to talk to her?


like offering meat to a lion, fon't be foolish!

Nah! it's your girl... you need to put the moves on her.

i know, Kaynan will talk to her tonight, BUT i will be there too so he cant try anything. i was just wondering if any of you ****ers wanted to see what she was like and if she was limey material

i know, Kaynan will talk to her tonight, BUT i will be there too so he cant try anything. i was just wondering if any of you ****ers wanted to see what she was like and if she was limey material

You need to be talking to her all the time and imposing your will on her. Don't start offering her to other people... you need to savage her like a lion does to a wildebeest.

how many of you ****ers have seen beerfest?

I wish to donate my now alcoholic filled love juice to the hoff this evening. **** comic relief this is much more important.

I wish to donate my now alcoholic filled love juice to the hoff this evening. **** comic relief this is much more important.

Thankyou southpaw. Your generosity touches me so it does.

burrrrppppppppppppppppppppp

burrrrppppppppppppppppppppp

How is life treating you, NotPiggu ?

notpiggu is not here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, BEEEEEEP

notpiggu is not here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, BEEEEEEP

How are you, my lover ? me and the boys are going out on Saturday and wondered if you would like to join us.

Give me a call.

he says that sounds alright with him, but only if there is some hardcore anal action between you two

he says that sounds alright with him, but only if there is some hardcore anal action between you two

Of course. Why change the routine.

he says last time he couldent **** right for a week, this time he wants to try for 2 weeks. are you up for the challenge?

he says last time he couldent **** right for a week, this time he wants to try for 2 weeks. are you up for the challenge?

Tell him i'll make it a month. :luvbed:

alright he wants you to meet him at the 9th street bar at 11:23 EXACTLY. bring a friend if you want

alright he wants you to meet him at the 9th street bar at 11:23 EXACTLY. bring a friend if you want

I'll be there with bells on.

alright so whats going on with you Laddie?

alright so whats going on with you Laddie?

I'm just chillin' with some beers and watching a documentary on Jack the Ripper.

i need to go tan agian. and this week i am gonna start running 5 miles at least twice a week

i need to go tan agian. and this week i am gonna start running 5 miles at least twice a week

Good man, Gotta keep fit so you can give heather a good seeing to.

Good man, Gotta keep fit so you can give heather a good seeing to.

yup yup................ i dont know what her problem is right now though.

Where are my sexy boys, tonight ?

here here............

here here............

You watching the fights tonight ?

i dont think so, i am going to go tanning, and then if Heather is not online i am going to sleep

i dont think so, i am going to go tanning, and then if Heather is not online i am going to sleep

Is heather much of a boxing fan ?

she doesnt really know much about boxing, everything she knows about it is because of me

she doesnt really know much about boxing, everything she knows about it is because of me

Does she think Oscar De La Hoya is a dish ?

Where are my sexy boys, tonight ?

I'm right here darling.

i dont think she even knows who he is. BUT she did say i am much better looking than buddychacon, i still have that email, ahahaha, so i guess i am a dish

I'm right here darling.

Are you drinking tonight ?

what the **** is a dish?

what the **** is a dish?

It means you are good looking

It means you are good looking

yup yup thats me

Are you drinking tonight ?

Aye, I've got a few cans in.

What is your poison tonight laddie?

Aye, I've got a few cans in.

What is your poison tonight laddie?

24 cans of miller for me, babes. I'm taking it slow though, so i don't miss the fights tonight.

ah your all just a bunch of bisexual drunk English basterds, but i still love you ****ers

Beware fellas, Kingdosia is out there, lol.

Beware fellas, Kingdosia is out there, lol.

Bring him on!

remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down

Good man laddie! You're living up to your avatar so you are.

...and dont worry paul, we've put exige on sentry duty tonight and he'll raise hell if he even so much as catches a glimpse of the dosia.

remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down

A poem is a naked person... Some people say that I am a poet. - Bob Dylan.

how tall are you guys?

Good man laddie! You're living up to your avatar so you are.

...and dont worry paul, we've put exige on sentry duty tonight and he'll raise hell if he even so much as catches a glimpse of the dosia.

Think me, you, Dyna and Paul should have a foursome ?

Think me, you, Dyna and Paul should have a foursome ?

thats alright, you can leave me out of it, i need my energy for the one and only Heather

how tall are you guys?

5'10.

I always wanted to make 6 foot but I never cunting did. I blame me mom, the ****in short arse!

5'10.

I always wanted to make 6 foot but I never cunting did. I blame me mom, the ****in short arse!

my doc thinks i will scale in at about 6-3 but i think 6-1 MAYBE 6-2

Think me, you, Dyna and Paul should have a foursome ?

Aye, paul needs to be welcomed back here properly and an orgy is the only way to do it.

Bend over paul...

my doc thinks i will scale in at about 6-3 but i think 6-1 MAYBE 6-2

How tall are you now?

Aye, paul needs to be welcomed back here properly and an orgy is the only way to do it.

Bend over paul...

The Hoff raiser is a fitting avatar so it is. Many a night your trouser snake has rose to strike fear into the tightest bum holes.

How tall are you now?

5-9.................................

The Hoff raiser is a fitting avatar so it is. Many a night your trouser snake has rose to strike fear into the tightest bum holes.

He's a fearsome beast that trouser snake of mine...and he's a bit of a ****in magician as well. Many have fallen under his spell.

I'm 5'10'' and a half exactly. I just mentioned it last night.

go into my quote thread in the lounge and post some of your ****

He's a fearsome beast that trouser snake of mine...and he's a bit of a ****in magician as well. Many have fallen under his spell.

I am one and i am grateful.

5-9.................................

Erect?

...........

maybe...........................

I am one and i am grateful.

My magic wand has the power to change peoples lives for the better so it cunting does. I just have to wave it in front of someones face and they are captivated and malleable...

My magic wand has the power to change peoples lives for the better so it cunting does. I just have to wave it in front of someones face and they are captivated and malleable...

Why don't Magicians use wands anymore ? **** Blaine and his street magic.

Why don't Magicians use wands anymore ? **** Blaine and his street magic.

Blaine dont even do magic anymore. The ****in cunt! What's so hard about living in a box for a while. Tramps have been doing it for bastard years yet no one made a big deal about that did they.

Blaine dont even do magic anymore. The ****in cunt! What's so hard about living in a box for a while. Tramps have been doing it for bastard years yet no one made a big deal about that did they.

Correct, my love. What a cunt he is.

I have always been a big Lennon fan but i gained new respect for McCartney after he drunkenly started abusing Blaine and throwing eggs at him.

Sir Paul.... i salute you.

owww dooooo rent boys!

dynamitedye927: you think i am 7 inches?
dynamitedye927: why did you think that?
kiki_j******: u look like ur big...

Correct, my love. What a cunt he is.

I have always been a big Lennon fan but i gained new respect for McCartney after he drunkenly started abusing Blaine and throwing eggs at him.

Sir Paul.... i salute you.

Aye, he did us proud so he did.

Would you shag heather laddie? And if you did would you make her take off her leg or leave it on?

Aye, he did us proud so he did.

Would you shag heather laddie? And if you did would you make her take off her leg or leave it on?

I'd rip her leg off and poke her with it... just so she would be able to accept my monster, afterwards.

owww dooooo rent boys!

Bonjour mr bum boy. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

I'd rip her leg off and poke her with it... just so she would be able to accept my monster, afterwards.

She'd love that, the dirty slag.

you ****ing cunts, it took me forever to find that ****ing sentence where she said that and it gets no replys? **** YOU

alright ****ers i am off, talk you guys whenever i get back

alright ****ers i am off, talk you guys whenever i get back

Be cool, babes.

She'd love that, the dirty slag.

Who wouldn't ?

WHAT TIME IS IT? HAWK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT TIME IS IT? HAWK TIME!!!!!!!!


mother****ers

Who wouldn't ?
It's every cunts fantasy aint it.

My third leg is thicker than heathers prosthetic leg you know laddie...

It's every cunts fantasy aint it.

My third leg is thicker than heathers prosthetic leg you know laddie...

Of course i know. I acquaint myself with it every night

I'm here I'm queer

Of course i know. I acquaint myself with it every night

Southpaw said me girth was one of me best assets...although he's no slouch in that department an all.

In fact all three of us have been blessed by the allah fella.

If only smokin was as lucky as us.

I'm here I'm queer

Drop those drawers and get on all fours
We hate detroit red... we hate bores
Queer is our way, say what you may
**** the anti-banter mob.....the ****ing whores.

Southpaw said me girth was one of me best assets...although he's no slouch in that department an all.

In fact all three of us have been blessed by the allah fella.

If only smokin was as lucky as us.

some people donate lungs... i however shall donate half of me **** to smokin' it's only fair.

some people donate lungs... i however shall donate half of me **** to smokin' it's only fair.

Smokin's been asking for my **** for a long time but I always deny him the pleasure.

You're a generous man and once your **** donation is complete you'll still be hung like a bastard donkey so all is well my son.

Smokin's been asking for my **** for a long time but I always deny him the pleasure.

You're a generous man and once your **** donation is complete you'll still be hung like a bastard donkey so all is well my son.

That i shall.

Here's to Laddie's big truncheon :beerchug:

That i shall.

Here's to Laddie's big truncheon :beerchug:

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

Never a better toast has there been...

you all like a bag of juicy cum saturated bollocks, now is there owt decent on tele tonite/s'morning lads? tar.

you all like a bag of juicy cum saturated bollocks, now is there owt decent on tele tonite/s'morning lads? tar.

Sounds like a good offer. Me and laddie will take those cum saturated bollocks with one sugar please.

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

Never a better toast has there been...

Me and the Hoff, forever shall we be
Our big truncheons entwined, we shall set the limeys free
Banter, bum love and football, for all to see
The Hoff and his **** complete me

Sounds like a good offer. Me and laddie will take those cum saturated bollocks with one sugar please.

milk or cream pal?? rofl

Me and the Hoff, forever shall we be
Our big truncheons entwined, we shall set the limeys free
Banter, bum love and football, for all to see
The Hoff and his **** complete me

By the allah fella we were blessed
And now we cuddle in our love nest
Bantering and downing cans
And making e-fortunes with astounding scams
We spread limey love and david seaman
And yes...our ****s are stronger than He-Man.

:beerchug:

milk or cream pal?? rofl

Make it creamy hats. It'll go down better that way.

By the allah fella we were blessed
And now we cuddle in our love nest
Bantering and downing cans
And making e-fortunes with astounding scams
We spread limey love and david seaman
And yes...our ****s are stronger than He-Man.

:beerchug:

:luvbed:

Allah must be proud of us, that's for sure.

:luvbed:

Allah must be proud of us, that's for sure.

He told saddam that we were his finest creations. Said he'd ****ed up a bit with some of the cunts he put on this earth (naz fan being one his biggest mistakes) but that we were pretty much bastard perfect.

It's high praise from the allah fella that is.

Make it creamy hats. It'll go down better that way.

guessed so..... and the biscuits... rich wee's or chokky dieJIZZZsters?

He told saddam that we were his finest creations. Said he'd ****ed up a bit with some of the cunts he put on this earth (naz fan being one his biggest mistakes) but that we were pretty much bastard perfect.

It's high praise from the allah fella that is.

The Allah fella knows the score.

Do you know what he makes of his Scottish creations, in general ?

The Allah fella knows the score.

Do you know what he makes of his Scottish creations, in general ?

a massive 28 million pound funded **** movie on ben nevis..... ft, dr.dre, barry mcguigan, tony blair and the queen...... :ugh:

Till I finalley died, which started the whole world laughing

Till I finalley died, which started the whole world laughing

How is life treating you, chris ?

guessed so..... and the biscuits... rich wee's or chokky dieJIZZZsters?
I'll take some of those chokky dieJIZZsters please mate. As long as you dont try and slip me a cunting ginger biscuit I'll be well happy.

The Allah fella knows the score.

Do you know what he makes of his Scottish creations, in general ?
In general he is pleased. He said that he had a few problems with the british people when he was creating them so he had to experiment a bit. The Welsh were his first batch and they came out all wrong, the irish next and he was pleased with them but had a couple of minor reservations. Next were the scottish and the english almost together, in fact you could say we were twins but he gave birth to youse lot just a minute before us.

I'll take some of those chokky dieJIZZsters please mate. As long as you dont try and slip me a cunting ginger biscuit I'll be well happy.


In general he is pleased. He said that he had a few problems with the british people when he was creating them so he had to experiment a bit. The Welsh were his first batch and they came out all wrong, the irish next and he was pleased with them but had a couple of minor reservations. Next were the scottish and the english almost together, in fact you could say we were twins but he gave birth to youse lot just a minute before us.

Does he have both sets of genitalia then, like Zeus ?

The scots and the English > everyone else. Just look at all we have done through history.

i am back from the tanning beds were i had to sit and listen to ****ing country music fro 10 minutes. what a day it has been

Forbes > Hopkins at the moment.

thinkin bout bed...... shud i, mmmmm?

FFS i change me name nd get i wrong, Grrrrrr, cuntin twats!

Does he have both sets of genitalia then, like Zeus ?

Aye, it aint well known but the allah fella is a hermaphrodite. It's just double the fun though if you ask me laddie.

Hello, how are you, have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights

Aye, it aint well known but the allah fella is a hermaphrodite. It's just double the fun though if you ask me laddie.

People have claimed that Zeus is the king of the gods but surely:

Allah > Zeus