Laddie, check out the hoff fountain:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/michelangelos_david_fountain.jpg

Laddie, check out the hoff fountain:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/michelangelos_david_fountain.jpg

God damn... that's erotic. I do find it disturbing that there are lots of children underneath it though.

God damn... that's erotic. I do find it disturbing that there are lots of children underneath it though.

Aye, you are right...but i'm sure tom riddle would like it.

Aye, you are right...but i'm sure tom riddle would like it.

That he would.

Have you any drink left, babes ?

Laddie, check out the hoff fountain:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/michelangelos_david_fountain.jpg

your love juice is wasted on fat yank kids

That he would.

Have you any drink left, babes ?

Unfortunately not, tis all gone :(

Unfortunately not, tis all gone :(

have i made any interest yet in 24 hours babe?

Laddie has 8 bottles left. :(

whos alt is tom riddle?

have i made any interest yet in 24 hours babe?

Hold on, I'm just chatting to laddie about your investment right now. I'll pm you in a minute.

Laddie has 8 bottles left. :(

Stinger has 4 cans left.

Stinger has 4 cans left.

I guess we balance each other out, babes. :luvbed:

oor Jimmie has two bottles left

whos alt is tom riddle?

Tom riddle aint no-ones alt. He's a pinoy i think.

Tom riddle aint no-ones alt. He's a pinoy i think.

That's what i thought.:luvbed:

I love you guys :luvbed:

That's what i thought.:luvbed:
Like I said before, we're on the same bastard wavelength so we are :luvbed:

I love you guys :luvbed:

We love you too sexy :luvbed:

you have a family hoff, how did this happen?

http://www.cherryflava.com/cherryflava/images/hoff.gif

you have a family hoff, how did this happen?

It's cause The hoff has lived a full life and experienced everything this world has to offer. Granted there's been ups and downs but i'm happy now so I am.

The hoff has been held hofftage:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/76.jpg

Been worshipped as a god:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/Hoff_God.jpg

Had children:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/325.gif

Had sculptures made of the hoff:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/Michaelangelo%27s_Hoff.jpg

It's cause The hoff has lived a full life and experienced everything this world has to offer. Granted there's been ups and downs but i'm happy now so I am.

The hoff has been held hofftage:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/76.jpg

Been worshipped as a god:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/Hoff_God.jpg

Had children:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/325.gif

Had sculptures made of the hoff:

http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/Michaelangelo%27s_Hoff.jpg

a tribute towards the sexiest creature that has ever graced the planet. All must bend over and brace themselves as they view these images.

a tribute towards the sexiest creature that has ever graced the planet. All must bend over and brace themselves as they view these images.

That they will southpaw.

Will Young > Freddie Mercury.

Will Young > Freddie Mercury.

Jesus, mary and toe sucking Jesus Jimmy! Well aint that a turn up for the books. I never thought i'd see that from you so i didnt.

**** me hoff, i dare you

**** me hoff, i dare you

Anytime Jimmy, but lets not leave the catman out. We dont want him getting jealous now do we.

Can i join this orgy ?

Can i join this orgy ?

You sure can laddie. The more the merrier i say.

You in an all southpaw? We need to give Jimmy some good loving :luvbed:

Let the orgy commence.

i'm open :luvbed:

Let the orgy commence.

Where's jimmy and the catman? We cant start without em...

Let's go for it fellas.

me me me me

That's it then. I cant wait for jimmy and the catman forever.

Who wants to be made airtight first?

I'm ready for anything :booty:

I'm ready for anything :booty:

It's all systems go then. Lets dive in laddie :3some:

me me me me

Never fear, Jimmy's here.

I knew you wouldnt let us down Jimmy. We'll give you an orgasm to remember :luvbed:

i'm bent over and ready to be serviced master

i'm bent over and ready to be serviced master

Then we may proceed. Keep the catman on his leash though would ya jimmy. I know he goes a bit wild sometimes.

hes in his cage tonight Hoff hes been misbehaving these last few days

hes in his cage tonight Hoff hes been misbehaving these last few days

What's he been up to Jimmy? He aint been shagging sheila's siamese again has he. The dirty two timing minx!

hes only been having it off with the local slag, betty the collie. I'm ****ing at my wits end so I am Hoff

hes only been having it off with the local slag, betty the collie. I'm ****ing at my wits end so I am Hoff

****in 'ell Jimmy. I know you love him an all but if he's causing you that much heartache maybe you should just **** him off. If you want I could have a word with Welter for you, he had a sexy cat in his avi that he was poking and the beautiful feline might have a friend for you. That'd be nice eh...you, welter and the two sexy purring *****s could go on a double date.

you get on the phone Hoff me and the catman are at the end of the road, it breaks my heart it does

you get on the phone Hoff me and the catman are at the end of the road, it breaks my heart it does

It's a ****in shame that is. I thought you and the catman were made for each other, but alas, it wasnt meant to be.

Maybe counselling would help...but dont worry, I'll still have a word with Welter for you.

Hello my dear limeys, how is the weekend? Are you getting blasted?

Hello my dear limeys, how is the weekend? Are you getting blasted?

Of course we are, sexy Brooklyn.

Of course we are, sexy Brooklyn.

I heard you scored some tail yesterday, how was it?

I heard you scored some tail yesterday, how was it?

That i did, looking back i cant say she was exactly my type but it had been so long that anything would have done..... you know what i mean ?

That i did, looking back i cant say she was exactly my type but it had been so long that anything would have done..... you know what i mean ?

Yup, that happens to me quite often. I been with not-my-types quite a few times. Right now I just abstene(sp?) from all the girls, cause they just dont do it for me. That, ofcourse, does not cover my crush, but damn, it is so hard to get to her.

That i did, looking back i cant say she was exactly my type

That's not what you told me last night.

Wait till my father hears about this :nonono:

That's not what you told me last night.

Wait till my father hears about this :nonono:

hahahaha, whose alt are you, young lady?

That's not what you told me last night.

Wait till my father hears about this :nonono:

I was still drunk last night and maybe she ( or was it a he ? ) was still playing on my sex ravaged mind.

Ps: tell your dad i send my love.

hahahaha, whose alt are you, young lady?
Alt?!? Who speaks of alts. Jazzy Mazzy is my daughter and I will not have her disrespected in this way.

I was still drunk last night and maybe she ( or was it a he ? ) was still playing on my sex ravaged mind.

Ps: tell your dad i send my love.

Your love? You send me your love? My daughter had enough of your love last night. You told her you would make an honest woman out of her in the eyes of allah and marry her, then you had your dirty wicked way with her.

Now you say she isnt your type?

Allah will strike you down for your deceitful ways, you cursed monkey spawn of the devil!

Alt?!? Who speaks of alts. Jazzy Mazzy is my daughter and I will not have her disrespected in this way.



Your love? You send me your love? My daughter had enough of your love last night. You told her you would make an honest woman out of her in the eyes of allah and marry her, then you had your dirty wicked way with her.

Now you say she isnt your type?

Allah will strike you down for your deceitful ways, you cursed monkey spawn of the devil!

What can i do to make amends ?

Dont worry Laddie. Saddam is angry now but he'll calm down after a while.

I'll have a word with the allah fella and make sure he dont strike you down.

What can i do to make amends ?

You must honour your word and marry my daughter or face allah's wrath.

You must honour your word and marry my daughter or face allah's wrath.

She's a good looking gal.... i'd be honored to marry this biatch.

Dont worry Laddie. Saddam is angry now but he'll calm down after a while.

I'll have a word with the allah fella and make sure he dont strike you down.

Thanks, babes.

Dont do it laddie, saddam and his daughter are just trying to trap you. Married bliss aint all it's ****in cracked up to be you know.

Oh and Mishra the dirty ginge is trying to chat Jazzy up in the women thread in the lounge. Go and knock him sparko for trying to move in on your bird laddie.

Dont do it laddie, saddam and his daughter are just trying to trap you. Married bliss aint all it's ****in cracked up to be you know.

Oh and Mishra the dirty ginge is trying to chat Jazzy up in the women thread in the lounge. Go and knock him sparko for trying to move in on your bird laddie.

He will stoop to any level. :nonono:

She's a good looking gal.... i'd be honored to marry this biatch.
You're a charmer you are. Quick, give me one now, my father's nodded off to sleep :luvbed:

You're a charmer you are. Quick, give me one now, my father's nodded off to sleep :luvbed:

With pleasure *un-zips pants*

That's one hell of an Asian. Do you shave your pits, love?

With pleasure *un-zips pants*
*Shivers at the sight of Oasis Lad's immense trouser snake standing up in all its glory*

I can tell we're going to be very happy together Mr Lad.
That's one hell of an Asian. Do you shave your pits, love?
With my father's cut throat razor no less.

Sorry, Jazzy but i want to marry Shanus instead.

Sorry, Jazzy but i want to marry Shanus instead.

Think about your decision, you could be living off an Eastern Asian diet for the rest of your life.

Think about your decision, you could be living off an Eastern Asian diet for the rest of your life.

If i chose you... would cheese be my main diet ?

Laddie, what the bleeding hell is going on here like? We're soulmates and we belong together so we do. I dont wanna hear no more bastard talk of you marrying other people.

Now come over here and lets make love :luvbed:

Laddie, what the bleeding hell is going on here like? We're soulmates and we belong together so we do. I dont wanna hear no more bastard talk of you marrying other people.

Now come over here and lets make love :luvbed:

I have decided to stay in tonight as i can't be arsed going out, babes. :luvbed:

I have decided to stay in tonight as i can't be arsed going out, babes. :luvbed:
In that case I better pop out and get some booze in.

Laddie, what time is the cotto fight tonight and will you be watching it?

Also, do you know where i could download the danny vs gammer fight?

In that case I better pop out and get some booze in.

Laddie, what time is the cotto fight tonight and will you be watching it?

Also, do you know where i could download the danny vs gammer fight?

Is the Cotto fight on limey vision ? and pm Anorak as he probably has it and has wanked over it non-stop since last night.

Is the Cotto fight on limey vision ? and pm Anorak as he probably has it and has wanked over it non-stop since last night.

Will do.

I aint got sky so i dont know if its on that but i've got streamtv and it seems to be working at the moment and i know its definately on that, I just dont know the time. If we're online at the time it's on i'll pass you me username and password so you can watch it as well if it aint on sky.

Will do.

I aint got sky so i dont know if its on that but i've got streamtv and it seems to be working at the moment and i know its definately on that, I just dont know the time. If we're online at the time it's on i'll pass you me username and password so you can watch it as well if it aint on sky.

You're a good lover so you are. :luvbed: :hitit:

You're a good lover so you are. :luvbed: :hitit:

Aye, anything for you laddie :luvbed:

I bet Jazzy Mazzy wouldnt do that for ya...

Aye, anything for you laddie :luvbed:

I bet Jazzy Mazzy wouldnt do that for ya...

The Hoff > Jazzy Mazzy.

Where are my two lovers.... Hoff and Southpaw ?

Where are my two lovers.... Hoff and Southpaw ?


I've just got home babes, I couldn't keep myself away from you :luvbed:

I've just got home babes, I couldn't keep myself away from you :luvbed:

Life is good. :luvbed:

Life is good. :luvbed:

with you in it, life is fantastic :kiss:

did you see our shiney headed friend today laddie?

with you in it, life is fantastic :kiss:

did you see our shiney headed friend today laddie?

I missed it, babes.

I missed it, babes.

did you see our little Ricky on the weakest link? he's such a darling.

did you see our little Ricky on the weakest link? he's such a darling.

I missed that as well. :nonono:

I missed that as well. :nonono:

i should give you a spanking laddie
:hitit:

i should give you a spanking laddie
:hitit:

Please do... i deserve it.

Please do... i deserve it.

i know how you like it. bloody well bend over laddie :spankme:

i know how you like it. bloody well bend over laddie :spankme:

Are you watching the "the 50 greatest dramas" on channel 4 ?

Are you watching the "the 50 greatest dramas" on channel 4 ?


I'm missing it babes. Should i tune in?

I'm missing it babes. Should i tune in?

Yes, babes.

Yes, babes.

i love a good drama so i do. Especially when theres a classical british actor involved.

i love a good drama so i do. Especially when theres a classical british actor involved.

Me too, my lover.

Me too, my lover.


I never caught on to bleak house though, the top 10 shall most likely hit me G-spot though.

I never caught on to bleak house though, the top 10 shall most likely hit me G-spot though.

Queer as folk now :banana: :hitit:

Queer as folk now :banana: :hitit:

That guy can rim me anyday! :hitit: :hitit:

That guy can rim me anyday! :hitit: :hitit:

Me too, babes.

Me too, babes.


I must say though, how come it's not in the top 10? :ugh:

I must say though, how come it's not in the top 10? :ugh:

Would you give the whore who is on now, one ?

Would you give the whore who is on now, one ?


My pants are like a park laddie, open to the public.

ha thats a good one stinger

My pants are like a park laddie, open to the public.

Good man, babes.

Where is my hoffy baby ?

Where is my hoffy baby ?

Right here darling.

So who was no.1 in the greatest 50 telly drama's?

Right here darling.

So who was no.1 in the greatest 50 telly drama's?

I cant recall as i was pissed.

I cant recall as i was pissed.

Good man! That's what i like to hear.

Do you think Annie will appreciate us trying to help him with his problems?

Good man! That's what i like to hear.

Do you think Annie will appreciate us trying to help him with his problems?

I think he shall simpy think we are inferior and not respond.

I think he shall simpy think we are inferior and not respond.

I was thinking that we forgot one of his major problems, in that he is still living at his mothers house. We should have helped him find a little flat to rent. Ah well...

Who shall be next laddie?

I was thinking that we forgot one of his major problems, in that he is still living at his mothers house. We should have helped him find a little flat to rent. Ah well...

Who shall be next laddie?

How about Matt ?

Did we do matt before? I know we were going to.

I'll get on the case pronto.

Clouds to get the dirty perv in the mood:

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/clouds/Clouds-m.jpg

Did we do matt before? I know we were going to.

I'll get on the case pronto.

I wasn't sure if we had or not.

I wasn't sure if we had or not.

I cant remember either. Best do him again just to be sure eh...

I cant remember either. Best do him again just to be sure eh...

That makes sense... i was thinking of sending him something in Braille with a message about him reading in this way in the fututre if he didn't cut out the wanking.

That makes sense... i was thinking of sending him something in Braille with a message about him reading in this way in the fututre if he didn't cut out the wanking.

Good idea laddie. Make it so.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40412000/jpg/_40412175_corner203.jpg
This one's dangerous, we ought to warn matt off attacking her.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40412000/jpg/_40412175_corner203.jpg
This one's dangerous, we ought to warn matt off attacking her.

Classic, my part of this dirty deed is done, babes.

Classic, my part of this dirty deed is done, babes.

Matt would appreciate this lady an all dont you think?

http://www.freehotzone.com/freegall/feb06/1202/pic/pregnant-nude-19.jpg

I'm gonna go and give him a treat now.

Matt would appreciate this lady an all dont you think?

http://www.freehotzone.com/freegall/feb06/1202/pic/pregnant-nude-19.jpg

I'm gonna go and give him a treat now.

Good man, give him one for me.

He'll be wanking the moment he see's my latest post on his profile.

What do you think laddie?

http://www.tremble.fi/~loopy/Loopy-crystal-clouds-cover.jpg
+
http://www.freehotzone.com/freegall/feb06/1202/pic/pregnant-nude-19.jpg

= Wanktastic baby!

He'll be wanking the moment he see's my latest post on his profile.

What do you think laddie?

http://www.tremble.fi/~loopy/Loopy-crystal-clouds-cover.jpg
+
http://www.freehotzone.com/freegall/feb06/1202/pic/pregnant-nude-19.jpg

= Wanktastic baby!

I'm tempted to knock one out over it meself.

I'm tempted to knock one out over it meself.

Me too actually. I think matt was onto something.

Me too actually. I think matt was onto something.


i think you should put a sexy hoff pic back in your avy darlin. Theres less to wank over at the moment :puppy_dog

i think you should put a sexy hoff pic back in your avy darlin. Theres less to wank over at the moment :puppy_dog

You're right southpaw. I'll go have a look for a suitable one right now.

You're right southpaw. I'll go have a look for a suitable one right now.

I await eagerly babes

I have just had a gander at Matt's profile page and i must say im impressed at me and the Hoff. We are wanktastic so we are.

I have just had a gander at Matt's profile page and i must say im impressed at me and the Hoff. We are wanktastic so we are.

it's a work of art laddie, like your body. you and the hoff should be proud.

it's a work of art laddie, like your body. you and the hoff should be proud.

Only 1 beer left :(

Only 1 beer left :(


make it count babes. I have 3 of the beauties left :(

You're right southpaw. I'll go have a look for a suitable one right now.

now that is bleedin sexy :luvbed:

make it count babes. I have 3 of the beauties left :(

I'll do it in one whilst holding my breath. :luvbed:

I'll do it in one whilst holding my breath. :luvbed:

your drinking and loving skills never fail to impress me laddie :kiss:

I'm still looking for a suitable pic lads. It's hard bastard work when every pic is so bleeding sexy.

your drinking and loving skills never fail to impress me laddie :kiss:

Hold me, babes.... no alcohol = hard times.

What do you think lads?

What do you think lads?

Classic, babes.

cider cider...5 litres for a fiver!

Thanks laddie. I'm a bit dissapointed that ****ing Chris ginger cunt Evans' picture is bigger though.

your a sexual class act hoff, this is why we love you.

and climb into my arms laddie, i will comfort you during this dark hour.

Thanks laddie. I'm a bit dissapointed that ****ing Chris ginger cunt Evans' picture is bigger though.

That is a cunt, babes.

i no longer hate gingers

i no longer hate gingers

****in 'ell azza. Tell me you're joking son.

well i hate most gingers,but i have excused 1 for the time being,i have reason

Laddie, help me make azza see the light. He's strayed from the bastard path so he has.


Southpaw, have I told you that I met the Fonz once? He's almost as sexy as the Hoff, but not quite.

Laddie, help me make azza see the light. He's strayed from the bastard path so he has.


Southpaw, have I told you that I met the Fonz once? He's almost as sexy as the Hoff, but not quite.


indeed you have told me of your meeting with the Fonz. Apparently the building you were in collapsed because it couldn't contain so much sexyness at once. Only Fonzie's cool prevented any injuries.

What a happy day that was.

indeed you have told me of your meeting with the Fonz. Apparently the building you were in collapsed because it couldn't contain so much sexyness at once. Only Fonzie's cool prevented any injuries.

What a happy day that was.

I'm going to tell that story to me grandkids one day.

A fine day it was indeed.

I'm going to tell that story to me grandkids one day.

A fine day it was indeed.


that will be a great way to introduce them to their first sexual experience. tell it to them slow babes, or it might prove too much for them.

this is no ordinary ginge,this is a dying ginge :( forgive me my fellow limeys

that will be a great way to introduce them to their first sexual experience. tell it to them slow babes, or it might prove too much for them.
That I will southpaw. The story will be passed down through the generations and become a legendary tale among the extended Hoff family.

this is no ordinary ginge,this is a dying ginge :( forgive me my fellow limeys
Out with it then azza, what's the story with this ginge?

she has cancer,bad cancer,if she doesnt get stronger by tomorrow,shes going in a hospice,shes only 35 and has a kid,we need a miracle :(

she has cancer,bad cancer,if she doesnt get stronger by tomorrow,shes going in a hospice,shes only 35 and has a kid,we need a miracle :(


the hoffs tears cure cancer but he never cries..

and bloody shame about this chick, stay optimistic.

the hoffs tears cure cancer but he never cries..

and bloody shame about this chick, stay optimistic.
I was close to tears when laddie told me he'd be leaving the boards that one time.

...and even though she's a ginge i feel bad for her. Keep your pecker up azza.

everybody keeps speaking like its over,bollocks to that,fight till the end thats what i say,shes 1 of them people who you would....what the **** ? she cant die ,life can be a twat though

50 k going in!

Wrong thread azza, yer bleeding shag monkey!

Where have you been laddie my lover?

Getting your end away?

Laddie is here and ready to play.

Laddie is here and ready to play.

Hello sexy.

We have a new campaign to fight for.

BRING BACK SHANUS!

Hello sexy.

We have a new campaign to fight for.

BRING BACK SHANUS!

Let's march on parliament.

Let's march on parliament.

The anti ginge coalition will be out in force on that day so they will.

I can just hear the chants ringing in me ears now.

ALLUH AKBAR!

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

BRING BACK SHANUS!

MISHRA THE GINGE MUST DIE!

The anti ginge coalition will be out in force on that day so they will.

I can just hear the chants ringing in me ears now.

ALLUH AKBAR!

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

BRING BACK SHANUS!

MISHRA THE GINGE MUST DIE!

Or would a nice sexual fueled riot be more appropriate ?

Or would a nice sexual fueled riot be more appropriate ?

We'll start peacefully then get sexually rowdy later on.

We'll start peacefully then get sexually rowdy later on.

Shall we use BPP as a battering ram, to knock down the doors of parliament if they refuse to let sexy shanus back ?

Shall we use BPP as a battering ram, to knock down the doors of parliament if they refuse to let sexy shanus back ?

We'll have to sedate the ****er first. His roid rage makes him hard to control at times.

We'll have to sedate the ****er first. His roid rage makes him hard to control at times.

Will my love juice suffice ? it can knock even the sternest of competitors into a coma.

Will my love juice suffice ? it can knock even the sternest of competitors into a coma.

It's potent stuff alright. Aye, I think a dose of your love juice will do the trick.

Have you hit up his profile page yet laddie?

It's potent stuff alright. Aye, I think a dose of your love juice will do the trick.

Have you hit up his profile page yet laddie?

Will do now, babes.

Will do now, babes.

Good man laddie!

You're my rock so you are :luvbed:

I've ****in missed you during your short absence laddie.

I've ****in missed you during your short absence laddie.

Will you be demanding the sheepshagger be returned to us Southpaw?

I missed you an all, you big hunk of a man.

Hoff, the deed is done.

I missed you an all, you big hunk of a man.

Hoff, the deed is done.

He'll have to listen to us now laddie.

The sheepshagger will return to us in no time.

Do you think Shanus is working his way through the entire sheep population of wales, as we speak ?

Do you think Shanus is working his way through the entire sheep population of wales, as we speak ?

If he can convince the sexy sheep that he hasnt dipped it in a pole then I'm abso-****in-lutely sure that that is what our Welsh friend is up to right now.

Will you be demanding the sheepshagger be returned to us Southpaw?

He'll be back posting soon if i have anything to do with it..

He'll be back posting soon if i have anything to do with it..

We will unite as one like a massive limey bum boy version of the power rangers and kick some ****in arses until shanus returns to us.

We will unite as one like a massive limey bum boy version of the power rangers and kick some ****in arses until shanus returns to us.

What body part would i be ?

What body part would i be ?

Me you and southpaw will combine, one of us will be the **** and the other two will each be a bollock. The rest of the limey bum boys will make up the other less important parts.

Me you and southpaw will combine, one of us will be the **** and the other two will each be a bollock. The rest of the limey bum boys will make up the other less important parts.

As a right hand man, i'd be proud to be the right bollock.

Are you drinking tonight, my lover ? the ladster is just back from the shops with a mighty fine crate which he is going to start as soon as.

As a right hand man, i'd be proud to be the right bollock.

Are you drinking tonight, my lover ? the ladster is just back from the shops with a mighty fine crate which he is going to start as soon as.

Unfortunately I've gotta go off to work in a minute.

I'll be back at 11ish to give you all a good seeing to and if Shanus is still banned when i get back then Bigpoppa will ge getting a piece of my mind...and a ****in showering :bukkake:

Unfortunately I've gotta go off to work in a minute.

I'll be back at 11ish to give you all a good seeing to and if Shanus is still banned when i get back then Bigpoppa will ge getting a piece of my mind...and a ****in showering :bukkake:

I'll get pissed in the name of the Hoff.

I'll get pissed in the name of the Hoff.

As usual, you do me proud so yer do.

As usual, you do me proud so yer do.

I'll be a pissed wreck ready for love when you return babes :hitit:

I'll be a pissed wreck ready for love when you return babes :hitit:

I will fall into your arms when that moment comes later on tonight :luvbed:

I'll be a pissed wreck ready for love when you return babes :hitit:

I have had 5 cans down my neck since 9 this morning. :hitit:

I have had 5 cans down my neck since 9 this morning. :hitit:

Laddie, you're an example to us all :luvbed:

Laddie, you're an example to us all :luvbed:

I can only dream of reaching the heights of Frank Gallagher.

I can only dream of reaching the heights of Frank Gallagher.

The both of you are soaring in the clouds way above us mere mortals and we can but strive to reach those lofty heights.

The both of you are soaring in the clouds way above us mere mortals and we can but strive to reach those lofty heights.

Up here we know how to throw a parrrtttyyy!!

its 9am in the UK

how dooo!
hpw is yall.

its 9am in the UK

it's half 3 in the afternoon

it's half 3 in the afternoon

The steroid abuse must have robbed him of his last remaining brain cells.

The steroid abuse must have robbed him of his last remaining brain cells.

beer has improved my brain cells despite popular belief.

beer has improved my brain cells despite popular belief.

My IQ has dropped like Audley since i took up drinking as a profession.

My IQ has dropped like Audley since i took up drinking as a profession.

you need some malt to boost it back

you need some malt to boost it back

That i do. Willing to give me some of your malt filled love juice ?

That i do. Willing to give me some of your malt filled love juice ?

open wide laddie :wank:

open wide laddie :wank:

*opens mouth wide* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*opens mouth wide* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

lmaooo i see yous are still up to the same old tricks aye.

*opens mouth wide* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

did you enjoy that babes? intoxication through love juice.

we want hoff to have two pissed love birds to come home too

lmaooo i see yous are still up to the same old tricks aye.

And who might you be, young fella ?

And who might you be, young fella ?

i'm ****in scared babes.. hold me :hitit:

did you enjoy that babes? intoxication through love juice.

we want hoff to have two pissed love birds to come home too

I'm on me 8th can and it's only quarter to 4 so if i pass out... feel free to do with me, what you wish.

And who might you be, young fella ?

its barry.....afro ninja.... new account, came back bcause s****** and wench have conisitantly be ask me too. :ugh:

I'm on me 8th can and it's only quarter to 4 so if i pass out... feel free to do with me, what you wish.

i will be waiting eagerly babes.

its barry.....afro ninja.... new account, came back bcause s****** and wench have conisitantly be ask me too. :ugh:

Long time no see.

How is life treating you ?

i will be waiting eagerly babes.

You shant be waiting long.

some kids outside the news agents ask me to buy them some beer today..

some kids outside the news agents ask me to buy them some beer today..

And did you ?

And did you ?

I said only if they gave me the money.. they gave me some cash so i went in and got myself some extra cans and ****ed off home. thats the way to do it babes.

I said only if they gave me the money.. they gave me some cash so i went in and got myself some extra cans and ****ed off home. thats the way to do it babes.

That is indeed the way to do it. I'm proud of you, babes... you would fit right into this Glasgow of mine.

That is indeed the way to do it. I'm proud of you, babes... you would fit right into this Glasgow of mine.


i love the scottish lifestyle, drink and **** drink and **** etc. your a lucky guy laddie :hitit:

Southpaw you're a legend mate

Southpaw you're a legend mate

and your another sexy scot :luvbed:

i love the scottish lifestyle, drink and **** drink and **** etc. your a lucky guy laddie :hitit:

Glasgow leads the way in terms of hedonism, my lover.

Afternoon everyone!

:boxing: :boxing:

You used to be so talkative.

You used to be so talkative.


I shall return later my lover. stay hot :kiss:

I shall return later my lover. stay hot :kiss:

I shall attempt to. :kiss:

I dont think the pinoys have stopped..

I dont think the pinoys have stopped..

That they have not. :nonono:

You used to be so talkative.

I edited the post :D

It's Magic's thread, it's took my tongue away :nonono:

Unlucky about last night mate. So close. Kaka is a cunt, eh?

I edited the post :D

It's Magic's thread, it's took my tongue away :nonono:

Unlucky about last night mate. So close. Kaka is a cunt, eh?

I don't blame the young lad, Kaka. The referee should be shot for denying celtic two stone-wall penalties though.

I don't blame the young lad, Kaka. The referee should be shot for denying celtic two stone-wall penalties though.

He's a great player and destroys nearly every team he plays against.

I didn't see the game, were they good shouts?

He's a great player and destroys nearly every team he plays against.

I didn't see the game, were they good shouts?

Stone wallers, raging.

Milan were the better side overall though, over both legs so i can't complain.

Stone wallers, raging.

Milan were the better side overall though, over both legs so i can't complain.

As the saying goes, 'The Ref's a Wanker'!

I hope we don't get drawn against them until the final :D

As the saying goes, 'The Ref's a Wanker'!

I hope we don't get drawn against them until the final :D

I have a feeling liverpool are gonna go all the way again this year.

I have a feeling liverpool are gonna go all the way again this year.

As do I, although I hope people don't EXPECT it. If they do, there'll be too much pressure and we'll go out.

As do I, although I hope people don't EXPECT it. If they do, there'll be too much pressure and we'll go out.

I'm sure that club made a pact with the devil. It's just unreal how much success they have had in Europe.

I'm sure that club made a pact with the devil. It's just unreal how much success they have had in Europe.

Liverpool?

I'll tell you one of the main reasons. The fans. They carry the team and push them to go beyond their pain barriers etc. and really fire the players up.

Do you know it was Liverpool fans who first started singing and chanting at football games? They started in the 60's while Shankly was in charge, and it caught on.

Good evening bum boys.

now doo brits

no one awake yet?

I am :banana:

Its been really slow on here lately

I am :banana:

Its been really slow on here lately

it sure has, but what you expect, were half arsed brits lol.

Morning, fellow bum boys.

Morning, fellow bum boys.

:nonono: now thats not fair, im more than a bum boy :puppy_dog

:nonono: now thats not fair, im more than a bum boy :puppy_dog


You're everything to me.

Morning boys.

When i woke up me morning glory was pointing in your direction laddie :luvbed:

well am off for lunch boys, penis and salad cream sarnie anyone lmaoo.

well am off for lunch boys, penis and salad cream sarnie anyone lmaoo.

Tasty, tasty, very very tasty, sounds very tasty!

Morning boys.

When i woke up me morning glory was pointing in your direction laddie :luvbed:

Your **** is like a compass and i am magnetic north.

Your **** is like a compass and i am magnetic north.

Aye, me sex serpent seems to find its way to you almost automatically these days.

Aye, me sex serpent seems to find its way to you almost automatically these days.

I love when your sex serpent strikes out at me and shoots it's juice.

I love when your sex serpent strikes out at me and shoots it's juice.

He's a feisty ****er is that sex serpent. The other day he was rising up and wanting to attack when I was on the bus. I had to calm him down so I did, he goes too far sometimes.

He's a feisty ****er is that sex serpent. The other day he was rising up and wanting to attack when I was on the bus. I had to calm him down so I did, he goes too far sometimes.

Did he see some honey bunnies that took his fancy ?

Did he see some honey bunnies that took his fancy ?

Aye, a sexy pole brought him to life...and who can blame the sexy sex serpent.

Aye, a sexy pole brought him to life...and who can blame the sexy sex serpent.

They should change the colour of buses....there is no place for ginger in this society.

They should change the colour of buses....there is no place for ginger in this society.

You're right laddie. Even mishra and naz fan have accepted this fact now.

Guys I have a confession, I have a soft spot for one ginger and I hate myself for it!

John Arne Riise, his left foot is legendary and I am drawn to it please help me, what can I do???

Is there Ginner rehab?


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/MickyHatton/profile.jpg

Guys I have a confession, I have a soft spot for one ginger and I hate myself for it!

John Arne Riise, his left foot is legendary and I am drawn to it please help me, what can I do???

Is there Ginner rehab?


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/MickyHatton/profile.jpg

I'll forgive yer for this one Micky as the cunt does indeed have a ****in sweet left foot.

No-one else though Micky. I'm not the forgiving type and if you cross the line with another ginge then im afraid that the anti ginge coalition will have to give you your marching orders.

...and bloody ell Micky. You were quick to change yer avatar back werent yer haha...

I'll forgive yer for this one Micky as the cunt does indeed have a ****in sweet left foot.

No-one else though Micky. I'm not the forgiving type and if you cross the line with another ginge then im afraid that the anti ginge coalition will have to give you your marching orders.

...and bloody ell Micky. You were quick to change yer avatar back werent yer haha...
OK, wont do it again, promise!

BTW, you ****in bastard, I knew it was you yer twat, anything but the blue ****e!!!