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Oasis_Lad 02-22-2007, 04:19 PM Wheres his hoffness tonight?
Ahoy there bum boy!
Laddie, I'm off out tonight and aint going back home and I'll also probably be out tommorow night and might not be back so I'll shag yer next in a couple of days.
^^^^^ - The Hoff's pm to me this morning.
Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2007, 04:21 PM Ahoy there bum boy!
Laddie, I'm off out tonight and aint going back home and I'll also probably be out tommorow night and might not be back so I'll shag yer next in a couple of days.
^^^^^ - The Hoff's pm to me this morning.
****ing heartbreaking that is. I miss his touch during his absences.
Tuggers1986 02-22-2007, 04:22 PM Whats everybodys first name??
Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2007, 04:35 PM Who gives you extra?
http://www.hatads.org.uk/newsletter/ahfx.jpg
Oasis_Lad 02-22-2007, 04:35 PM Who gives you extra?
http://www.hatads.org.uk/newsletter/ahfx.jpg
The Hoff and Southpaw give me extra.
Tuggers1986 02-22-2007, 05:02 PM Who gives you extra?
http://www.hatads.org.uk/newsletter/ahfx.jpg
Your names Howard?
Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2007, 05:04 PM Your names Howard?
no but i've always wondered what life would be like if it was.
Tuggers1986 02-22-2007, 05:05 PM Its my surname :boxing:
Mr. Ryan 02-22-2007, 05:32 PM Wasn't Sinatra a Limey? No, my bad, he was a dago. Anyways, who cares, he was great!
"Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they even write it. And if I'm good, I know I'm good. I know best about myself, so a critic doesn't anger me."
http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1346.jpg
Oasis_Lad 02-22-2007, 05:41 PM He used to wish he was a limey.
Southpaw Stinger 02-22-2007, 05:54 PM He used to wish he was a limey.
he didn't do it all his way.
Tuggers1986 02-23-2007, 07:28 AM Mickey..
No idea if you read but if so have you ever read 'eye of the storm' by Peter Ratcliffe?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 07:35 PM Ahoy there, sober southpaw.
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 07:42 PM Ahoy there, sober southpaw.
no need to rub it in legless laddie :puppy_dog
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 07:43 PM no need to rub it in legless laddie :puppy_dog
Sorry, babes. :puppy_dog
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 07:45 PM Sorry, babes. :puppy_dog
Is the bank of limey available to convert points into pounds?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 07:49 PM Is the bank of limey available to convert points into pounds?
No, but it can convert points into e-love and isn't that all that matters ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 07:51 PM No, but it can convert points into e-love and isn't that all that matters ?
I'm sober but you can still take advantage of me :luvbed: in fact I'm asking you, please take advantage of me :puppy_dog :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 07:56 PM I'm sober but you can still take advantage of me :luvbed: in fact I'm asking you, please take advantage of me :puppy_dog :luvbed:
Bend over then....here comes my love stick.
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 07:58 PM Bend over then....here comes my love stick.
:moon: cheers laddie, I owe you one.
let it keep you sane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV17GxTh3Mo
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 08:03 PM :moon: cheers laddie, I owe you one.
let it keep you sane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV17GxTh3Mo
Classic! - "I owe my life to him"
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 08:20 PM Classic! - "I owe my life to him"
Ace Rimmer vs Lord Flasheart
who would you prefer?
Oasis_Lad 02-23-2007, 08:24 PM Ace Rimmer vs Lord Flasheart
who would you prefer?
Rimmer can rim me anytime.
Southpaw Stinger 02-23-2007, 08:36 PM Rimmer can rim me anytime.
I understand your decision, although flasheart has the more powerful pelvic thrust. :hitit:
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 08:33 AM Morning all you Limey cunts......................
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:37 AM Morning all you Limey cunts......................
Morning, babes.
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:01 AM You got a hangover this morning?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:04 AM You got a hangover this morning?
No, infact i am already drinking.
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:08 AM ****ing hell Laddie lmao.
I've got a party tonight, can't wait :friday:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:13 AM ****ing hell Laddie lmao.
I've got a party tonight, can't wait :friday:
Hoping to score some tail ?
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:14 AM Hoping to score some tail ?
Depends on the quality of the tail lol.
Probably will end up doing, no matter what the quality is like anyway, because I'll be out my head :lol1:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:15 AM Depends on the quality of the tail lol.
Probably will end up doing, no matter what the quality is like anyway, because I'll be out my head :lol1:
That's what i like to hear, giver her one for me.
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:17 AM That's what i like to hear, giver her one for me.
Oh, I will :cool:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:20 AM Oh, I will :cool:
What will you be drinking tonight ?
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:26 AM What will you be drinking tonight ?
Fosters and Budwieser.
What are you drinking?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:28 AM Fosters and Budwieser.
What are you drinking?
Stella Artois, babe.
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:30 AM Stella Artois, babe.
You've got good taste in beer my friend :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:40 AM You've got good taste in beer my friend :kiss:
Thanks, love. :luvbed: :hitit:
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:43 AM Thanks, love. :luvbed: :hitit:
Anytime, gorgeous :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:44 AM Is this party, someone's birthday or just a weekend thing ?
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:46 AM Is this party, someone's birthday or just a weekend thing ?
Someones birthday. It's my pals 16th.
And I'll be drinking for the first time in ages :D
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:56 AM Someones birthday. It's my pals 16th.
And I'll be drinking for the first time in ages :D
Hoping to get ****-faced, then ?
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 09:59 AM Hoping to get ****-faced, then ?
Definitely. I'll be seriously letting me hair down :love:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 10:01 AM Definitely. I'll be seriously letting me hair down :love:
Make sure some pervert doesn't ****e your drink *points finger at Dino*
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 10:03 AM Make sure some pervert doesn't ****e your drink *points finger at Dino*
LMFAo don't worry. I'll have people watching my back :cool:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 10:06 AM LMFAo don't worry. I'll have people watching my back :cool:
Good lad, you know it makes sense.
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 10:07 AM Good lad, you know it makes sense.
Where's The Hoff been lately?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 10:08 AM Where's The Hoff been lately?
He's been out partying, apparently.
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 10:11 AM He's been out partying, apparently.
Oh, lucky man.
I'm logging off here for a bit to play on Footie Manager.
I'll catch you later mate :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 10:17 AM Oh, lucky man.
I'm logging off here for a bit to play on Footie Manager.
I'll catch you later mate :kiss:
Shag yer later, babes.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 11:30 AM Just got back from the pub lads. Didn't have to pay a penny as I have some kind friends who took pitty in me when I told them about last night.:puppy_dog
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 11:30 AM Shag yer later, babes.
I'm back :cool:
Liverpool are beating Sheff. Utd 2-0. Fowler has scored twice :luvbed:
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 11:31 AM Just got back from the pub lads. Didn't have to pay a penny as I have some kind friends who took pitty in me when I told them about last night.:puppy_dog
You lucky little bastard. I need to get me one of those :D
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 11:34 AM You lucky little bastard. I need to get me one of those :D
Learn to leech off people and you'll soon be going through life on a discount ;)
The Raging Bull 02-24-2007, 11:36 AM Learn to leech off people and you'll soon be going through life on a discount ;)
Thanks for the tip :fing02:
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 03:23 PM nothing like a cheap local brew at the weekend
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 03:24 PM nothing like a cheap local brew at the weekend
Is it going down well then ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 03:25 PM Is it going down well then ?
slowly but it's getting there. I actually drank coffee last night, hoping the caffeine would give me a boost. I feel so used and dirty today :nonono:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 03:27 PM slowly but it's getting there. I actually drank coffee last night, hoping the caffeine would give me a boost. I feel so used and dirty today :nonono:
Dirty *****......just what i like. :hitit:
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 03:30 PM Dirty *****......just what i like. :hitit:
the pants are staying up til I've had a few more cans laddie, be patient :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 03:32 PM the pants are staying up til I've had a few more cans laddie, be patient :kiss:
I shall try but it will be difficult.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 03:46 PM I shall try but it will be difficult.
Is Scarlett Johansson the most perfect womanly image in the world? We haven't seen her completely yet but the tits look to be great and the arse is practicly perfect.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 03:50 PM Is Scarlett Johansson the most perfect womanly image in the world? We haven't seen her completely yet but the tits look to be great and the arse is practicly perfect.
Is she your number 1 girl, right now ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 03:51 PM Is she your number 1 girl, right now ?
she is just that laddie, I wait in suspense to see her completely :wank:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 03:55 PM she is just that laddie, I wait in suspense to see her completely :wank:
Beautiful smile
**** sucking lips
Big titties
A nice ass
What's not to love ?
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 03:57 PM Beautiful smile
**** sucking lips
Big titties
A nice ass
What's not to love ?
her desire to keep covered up.. :nonono:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 04:00 PM her desire to keep covered up.. :nonono:
She is supposed to be playing jenna jameson in a movie about the **** whore, hopefully she will get them out then.
Welter_Skelter 02-24-2007, 04:01 PM 2Tough is in the comments section as we breathe telling the admin all about the points transferring scam... Just a friendly heads UP..
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 04:02 PM She is supposed to be playing jenna jameson in a movie about the **** whore, hopefully she will get them out then.
we are in the age of CGI and body doubles laddie, my hopes aren't too high but the anticaption is giving me a semi hard on already!
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 04:02 PM 2Tough is in the comments section as we breathe telling the admin all about the points transferring scam... Just a friendly heads UP..
What a little *****.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:15 PM What a little *****.
im through most of my cans laddie, you ready for some e-lovin? :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:18 PM im through most of my cans laddie, you ready for some e-lovin? :luvbed:
Let me get these two bottles down me and then you can tear me a new one.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:18 PM Let me get these two bottles down me and then you can tear me a new one.
very well. I'll be waiting
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:25 PM very well. I'll be waiting
Still no Hoff.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:26 PM Still no Hoff.
he be busy. I had plans tonight too but I made time for you and told everyone else to **** off. Me + you + some cheap beer = good time :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:27 PM he be busy. I had plans tonight too but I made time for you and told everyone else to **** off. Me + you + some cheap beer = good time :luvbed:
That it does, it's quite a formulae.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:28 PM That it does, it's quite a formulae.
my maths skills are improving are they not?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:30 PM my maths skills are improving are they not?
They were perfect to begin with.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:34 PM They were perfect to begin with.
true true. I know enough to get through the day laddie, i imagine your the same?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:35 PM true true. I know enough to get through the day laddie, i imagine your the same?
That i am, i can handle myself in any situation.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:36 PM That i am, i can handle myself in any situation.
and just how many fat chicks have you had on top of you?
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:47 PM That i am, i can handle myself in any situation.
i respect your survival skills but what would you do in this situation?
http://www.humoronline.com/weird-news-pictures/fat-woman-sex.jpg
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:48 PM i respect your survival skills but what would you do in this situation?
http://www.humoronline.com/weird-news-pictures/fat-woman-sex.jpg
I'd just roll with the punches.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:51 PM I'd just roll with the punches.
One mans disgust is another mans fettish.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:52 PM One mans disgust is another mans fettish.
Only Versatile disgusts me, everything else is fair game.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:56 PM Only Versatile disgusts me, everything else is fair game.
aaaahhhaaaah, hello racist :wave:
still he has ****ing amazing thighs :hitit:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 05:58 PM aaaahhhaaaah, hello racist :wave:
still he has ****ing amazing thighs :hitit:
Bleh! it will take more than that to entice and seduce me.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 05:59 PM Bleh! it will take more than that to entice and seduce me.
All the hoff had to do was flash his sexy legs and you were like putty in his hands!
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 06:01 PM All the hoff had to do was flash his sexy legs and you were like putty in his hands!
The Hoff's legs > Versatile's thighs.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 06:03 PM The Hoff's legs > Versatile's thighs.
can't argue with that.
what about catchphrases?
Vers; aaaahaaahhhaaaa, hello Racist :wave:
or
Hoff; Shag yer later
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 06:06 PM can't argue with that.
what about catchphrases?
Vers; aaaahaaahhhaaaa, hello Racist :wave:
or
Hoff; Shag yer later
The Hoff > Versatile, in all aspects.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 06:16 PM The Hoff > Versatile, in all aspects.
I must disagree there. The catchphrase department is the one area where versatile is king.
ahhhaaaaahaah hello racist! :wave: cracks me up everytime, the hoff's phrase just makes me moist. :hitit:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 06:20 PM I must disagree there. The catchphrase department is the one area where versatile is king.
ahhhaaaaahaah hello racist! :wave: cracks me up everytime, the hoff's phrase just makes me moist. :hitit:
Is Versatile's even a catchphrase though ? it seems to be to me at least.... the ignorant rambling of a retard.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 06:24 PM Is Versatile's even a catchphrase though ? it seems to be to me at least.... the ignorant rambling of a retard.
versy uses ahhhaaahhaa in practicly every post and the > :wave: is his favourite. So it was only a matter of time before it would be used to defend the world from racists. so in my book it's a catchphrase.
and versy is cool damnit!
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 06:26 PM versy uses ahhhaaahhaa in practicly every post and the > :wave: is his favourite. So it was only a matter of time before it would be used to defend the world from racists. so in my book it's a catchphrase.
and versy is cool damnit!
I shall agree..... just for you, babes. :kiss:
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 06:27 PM I shall agree..... just for you, babes. :kiss:
cheers babes :kiss:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 06:33 PM cheers babes :kiss:
I'm watching "100 Greatest Sex Symbols" on channel 4 and i expect the Hoff to be number 1.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 06:36 PM I'm watching "100 Greatest Sex Symbols" on channel 4 and i expect the Hoff to be number 1.
and i've been missing it. The hoff better be 1 or I will write and complain.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 06:37 PM and i've been missing it. The hoff better be 1 or I will write and complain.
I'll bomb channel 4 hq.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 06:38 PM I'll bomb channel 4 hq.
just make sure they get ti read my letter first ;)
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 06:39 PM just make sure they get ti read my letter first ;)
I will, babes.... dont worry.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:10 PM no beers left... :(
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:12 PM no beers left... :(
10 beers left :(
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:15 PM 10 beers left :(
enjoy them for me laddie
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:21 PM Ahoy there bum boys!
Is all well?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:22 PM My two top boys.... all is well.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:25 PM Kylies got a great arse
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:26 PM Kylies got a great arse
Indeed she does.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:27 PM My two top boys.... all is well.
Glad to hear it laddie. The bank of limey seems to be taking off dont it...
How's the mod life been while i've been away. Have you had to repel any yank invasions?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:29 PM Glad to hear it laddie. The bank of limey seems to be taking off dont it...
How's the mod life been while i've been away. Have you had to repel any yank invasions?
No, they are too **** scared to even show their fat cheeks around these waters.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:30 PM Glad to hear it laddie. The bank of limey seems to be taking off dont it...
How's the mod life been while i've been away. Have you had to repel any yank invasions?
I've been removing and editing yanky trash in the Uk>america thread
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:35 PM No, they are too **** scared to even show their fat cheeks around these waters.
The way it should be laddie. The way it bleeding should be.
I've been removing and editing yanky trash in the Uk>america thread
You're doing a fine job Southpaw. I'd tell you to keep it up but every bum boy knows you never have any problems keeping it up :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:37 PM The Hoff is about to be announced as the number 1 sex symbol.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:39 PM The way it should be laddie. The way it bleeding should be.
You're doing a fine job Southpaw. I'd tell you to keep it up but every bum boy knows you never have any problems keeping it up :luvbed:
cheers babes :luvbed:
and 1 is angelina ****ing jolie...
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:40 PM cheers babes :luvbed:
and 1 is angelina ****ing jolie...
:nonono: The Hoff > Angelina Jolie.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:43 PM :nonono: The Hoff > Angelina Jolie.
I feel cheated.
Channel 4 will feel my wrath for this costly mistake. The ****in cunts!
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:44 PM I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but still
Hoff > Jolie
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:44 PM I feel cheated.
Channel 4 will feel my wrath for this costly mistake. The ****in cunts!
Next week is "the 50 greatest tv dramas" and shameless is amongst them. :banana:
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:45 PM I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but still
Hoff > Jolie
How are we gonna make channel 4 pay? Justice needs to be bastard done so it does.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:46 PM Next week is "the 50 greatest tv dramas" and shameless is amongst them. :banana:
What would your top 5 be lads?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:49 PM What would your top 5 be lads?
Cracker and Shameless would definitely be in my top 5.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:50 PM How are we gonna make channel 4 pay? Justice needs to be bastard done so it does.
I'm writing a nasty letter and Laddies sending em' a bomb.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:51 PM Shameless ain't as good as it used to be. :(
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:53 PM Shameless ain't as good as it used to be. :(
Frank Gallagher's greasy chops still make it a wank fest though.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:53 PM I'm writing a nasty letter and Laddies sending em' a bomb.
Good on yers. Channel 4 need to bastard know they cant get away with these ****in travesties in there 100 best programs. They ****ed up the 100 best cartoons as well, the cunts!
Laddie, dont blow up the shameless studio son. What would we do if Frank Gallagher were to be perish. It dont bleeding bear thinking about so it dont.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:55 PM Good on yers. Channel 4 need to bastard know they cant get away with these ****in travesties in there 100 best programs. They ****ed up the 100 best cartoons as well, the cunts!
Laddie, dont blow up the shameless studio son. What would we do if Frank Gallagher were to be perish. It dont bleeding bear thinking about so it dont.
Ok i wont.... just for you, babes. :kiss:
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:55 PM Cracker and Shameless would definitely be in my top 5.
Good choices but unfortunately southpaw is right in that this present series of shameless aint up to the ****ing shagtastical standards that were set by previous series.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 07:58 PM Good choices but unfortunately southpaw is right in that this present series of shameless aint up to the ****ing shagtastical standards that were set by previous series.
That it has but it is still by far and away the best program on the box.
Is the Hoff intoxicated, tonight ?
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 07:59 PM Ok i wont.... just for you, babes. :kiss:
You know it makes sense.
Laddie, why did magicjordon choose addison for the admin of his thread job when it was quite clear you were the obvious and popular choice....not that addison aint a good lad mind and he'll do a good job, but jesus, mary and fudge packing joseph!!! You should have had the job so you should.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 07:59 PM channel 4 ain't got their own studios mate, they use the BBC ones for filming. a bomb in the channel 4 central offices would be marvelous indeed.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:00 PM You know it makes sense.
Laddie, why did magicjordon choose addison for the admin of his thread job when it was quite clear you were the obvious and popular choice....not that addison aint a good lad mind and he'll do a good job, but jesus, mary and fudge packing joseph!!! You should have had the job so you should.
I was asleep when he asked for a 2nd time and i wont be getting me 100k either.
Southpaw Stinger 02-24-2007, 08:00 PM You know it makes sense.
Laddie, why did magicjordon choose addison for the admin of his thread job when it was quite clear you were the obvious and popular choice....not that addison aint a good lad mind and he'll do a good job, but jesus, mary and fudge packing joseph!!! You should have had the job so you should.
Magic J was foolish and will be punished.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 08:25 PM That it has but it is still by far and away the best program on the box.
Is the Hoff intoxicated, tonight ?
****in boxingscene keeps on crashing.
Nah not yet laddie, i've been downing cheap bottles of beer but however many of the ****ers i down they just aint having no effect.
I'm gonna have one or two cans of stella then **** off to bed.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:27 PM ****in boxingscene keeps on crashing.
Nah not yet laddie, i've been downing cheap bottles of beer but however many of the ****ers i down they just aint having no effect.
I'm gonna have one or two cans of stella then **** off to bed.
Boxing scene is being a complete tart tonight.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 08:29 PM channel 4 ain't got their own studios mate, they use the BBC ones for filming. a bomb in the channel 4 central offices would be marvelous indeed.
Jolly ****in bastard good!
Laddie, continue with your devious plan.
I was asleep when he asked for a 2nd time and i wont be getting me 100k either.
To be fair though laddie we've got a fair ****in bit of responsibilitys that will keep us busy. What with our mod duties of repelling yank invasions and the bank of limey and the anti ginge coalition.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 08:30 PM Boxing scene is being a complete tart tonight.
Let's steal BPP's stash of steroids and not give em back until the ****er sorts out the problem.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:31 PM Jolly ****in bastard good!
Laddie, continue with your devious plan.
To be fair though laddie we've got a fair ****in bit of responsibilitys that will keep us busy. What with our mod duties of repelling yank invasions and the bank of limey and the anti ginge coalition.
This is all true.
3 people invested in us over the weekend, i leave it up to you to figure out their interests and pay them.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 08:33 PM This is all true.
3 people invested in us over the weekend, i leave it up to you to figure out their interests and pay them.
That's good cunting news so it is. The bank of limey is thriving.
I'll work out their interest when they decide to make a withdrawal.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:35 PM That's good cunting news so it is. The bank of limey is thriving.
I'll work out their interest when they decide to make a withdrawal.
I put it all down in the bank of limey thread:
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107978&page=2
BrooklynBomber 02-24-2007, 08:40 PM So, fellow limeys, what do you do after a jagrmeister overdose?
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:41 PM So, fellow limeys, what do you do after a jagrmeister overdose?
Balance it out with some quality cocaine.
Piggu 02-24-2007, 08:42 PM ..............
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:43 PM ..............
Wrong thread, babes. :kiss:
BrooklynBomber 02-24-2007, 08:43 PM Balance it out with some quality cocaine.
No, **** it. That would prolly kill me. In fact I was hallucinating of that **** and felt like my body was ethereal, Jagr is the devil.
Anyways, I feel like **** now.
Piggu 02-24-2007, 08:44 PM Wrong thread, babes. :kiss:
:o............
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:48 PM No, **** it. That would prolly kill me. In fact I was hallucinating of that **** and felt like my body was ethereal, Jagr is the devil.
Anyways, I feel like **** now.
Just snort it off my body.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 08:51 PM No, **** it. That would prolly kill me. In fact I was hallucinating of that **** and felt like my body was ethereal, Jagr is the devil.
Anyways, I feel like **** now.
Sweat it all out of your system son. You need to do a lap dance for me and laddie. That'd get your heart racing.
Brooklyn, I'm just about to post an update on the anti ginge coalition in the BS lounge. Keep your eyes peeled son.
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 08:53 PM Sweat it all out of your system son. You need to do a lap dance for me and laddie. That'd get your heart racing.
Brooklyn, I'm just about to post an update on the anti ginge coalition in the BS lounge. Keep your eyes peeled son.
I will be there.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 09:20 PM I'm off to bed laddie.
Goodnight darlin.
Shag yer later :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:21 PM I'm off to bed laddie.
Goodnight darlin.
Shag yer later :luvbed:
Sweet dreams, sweet ****.
TheHoff! 02-24-2007, 09:34 PM Sweet dreams, sweet ****.
You an all laddie.
I'm glad to be back in me own bed tonight so I am. I shall have most sextabulous dreams tonight.
Shag yer later :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:35 PM You an all laddie.
I'm glad to be back in me own bed tonight so I am. I shall have most sextabulous dreams tonight.
Shag yer later :luvbed:
Dream on, sexy ****.
Welter_Skelter 02-24-2007, 09:40 PM I see DEAD RED people...
Oasis_Lad 02-24-2007, 09:43 PM I see DEAD RED people...
R.I.P Detroit Red.
The Raging Bull 02-25-2007, 11:07 AM Afternoon all....................
Oasis_Lad 02-25-2007, 11:22 AM Afternoon all....................
You watching the final ?
BrooklynBomber 02-25-2007, 01:16 PM Arsenal got pwned:owned:
TheHoff! 02-25-2007, 01:31 PM You watching the final ?
I was watching it in the boozer. I'm gutted the ****in cunts won. Walcott's goal was quality though.
Mick Hucknall 02-25-2007, 01:43 PM Terry showed his china chin did he not
BrooklynBomber 02-25-2007, 01:44 PM Terry showed his china chin did he not
It just landed on a sweet spot.
The Raging Bull 02-25-2007, 02:02 PM You watching the final ?
Nope, I listened to it though. Can't wait to see the brawl :lol1:
Saddam's Ghost 02-25-2007, 02:05 PM Nope, I listened to it though. Can't wait to see the brawl :lol1:
Are the highlights on match of the day or something tonight?
The Raging Bull 02-25-2007, 02:10 PM Are the highlights on match of the day or something tonight?
Probably. Is this your (Oasis Lad's) alt?
Oasis_Lad 02-25-2007, 02:11 PM Saddam isn't my alt i'm afraid.
Saddam's Ghost 02-25-2007, 02:14 PM Saddam isn't my alt i'm afraid.
I'm my own man Raging. I haunt who I want to haunt and no-one tells me what to do.
The Raging Bull 02-25-2007, 03:17 PM I'm my own man Raging. I haunt who I want to haunt and no-one tells me what to do.
Always look after your own Saddam :fing02:
Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2007, 04:04 PM I'm my own man Raging. I haunt who I want to haunt and no-one tells me what to do.
My new mod powers let me know who you really are!
Saddam's Ghost 02-25-2007, 04:07 PM My new mod powers let me know who you really are!
You sneaky chap.
Keep it to yourself bum boy. Saddam values his privacy.
Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2007, 04:13 PM You sneaky chap.
Keep it to yourself bum boy. Saddam values his privacy.
I will take it to the grave Iraqi comrade :grouphug:
Saddam's Ghost 02-25-2007, 04:14 PM I will take it to the grave Iraqi comrade :grouphug:
Good man!
Allah loves you :luvbed:
Southpaw Stinger 02-25-2007, 04:16 PM Good man!
Allah loves you :luvbed:
can you blame him? After an intense night I have him praying for forgiveness :luvbed:
Saddam's Ghost 02-25-2007, 04:27 PM can you blame him? After an intense night I have him praying for forgiveness :luvbed:
Even the allah fella needs good bum loving. It was considered a sin but when there are sexy men like us around then he will always feel the urge to take his trouser snake for a trip up the gary glitter...so now the allah fella has rewritten the koran and bum love has become compulsory.
BrooklynBomber 02-25-2007, 05:35 PM Even the allah fella needs good bum loving. It was considered a sin but when there are sexy men like us around then he will always feel the urge to take his trouser snake for a trip up the gary glitter...so now the allah fella has rewritten the koran and bum love has become compulsory.
Its quran, I think, not koran
TheHoff! 02-25-2007, 05:39 PM Its quran, I think, not koran
Saddam first language isnt English so he occasionally makes mistakes such as this.
Please forgive him.
BrooklynBomber 02-25-2007, 05:40 PM Saddam first language isnt English so he occasionally makes mistakes such as this.
Please forgive him.
Nope, I just looked it up and you can spell it either quran or koran. But quran is more popular form of spelling.
TheHoff! 02-25-2007, 05:43 PM Nope, I just looked it up and you can spell it either quran or koran. But quran is more popular form of spelling.
So it turns out that Saddam is not as bad at this spelling lark as we first thought he was. In this case it's bleeding Saddam that should be forgiving you for insulting him and his level of literacy.
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 07:25 AM Morning..................
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 12:35 PM You guys ok?
Oasis_Lad 02-26-2007, 12:38 PM You guys ok?
I'm not long up and have made a very strong cup of cofee to fully awake me.
Tuggers1986 02-26-2007, 12:38 PM Afternoon all :banana:
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 12:51 PM I'm not long up and have made a very strong cup of cofee to fully awake me.
Coffee? Bloody hell you must be still asleep.
TheHoff! 02-26-2007, 12:56 PM Afternoon fellas :luvbed:
Tuggers1986 02-26-2007, 12:59 PM Not much talk on here today is there. Im Bored :(
Oasis_Lad 02-26-2007, 12:59 PM Afternoon fellas :luvbed:
Hello, my lover.
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 01:02 PM Alright Hoff.
Oasis_Lad 02-26-2007, 01:04 PM Coffee? Bloody hell you must be still asleep.
It's loosened my bowels and someones in the bathroom. :(
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 01:05 PM It's loosened my bowels and someones in the bathroom. :(
Oooh, what you gonna do?
Oasis_Lad 02-26-2007, 01:06 PM Oooh, what you gonna do?
Break the door down.
TheHoff! 02-26-2007, 01:07 PM Hello, my lover.
Alright Hoff.
Alright lads. How's it hanging?
Laddie, would you send me 10k please...cheers me lover :luvbed:
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 01:07 PM Break the door down.
Haha, don't want you ****tin' yourself do we?
Alright lads. How's it hanging?
Laddie, would you send me 10k please...cheers me lover :luvbed:
You had a good night out?
TheHoff! 02-26-2007, 01:15 PM You had a good night out?
Aye, the Hoff enjoyed himself ...although I had to be on me best behaviour to some extent which meant that I wasnt really as pissed as I would like to be.
Oh wel, I'll ****in make up for that so I will.
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 01:19 PM Aye, the Hoff enjoyed himself ...although I had to be on me best behaviour to some extent which meant that I wasnt really as pissed as I would like to be.
Oh wel, I'll ****in make up for that so I will.
Why did you have to be good?
TheHoff! 02-26-2007, 01:34 PM Why did you have to be good?
I was stopping at this girls house and last time I stopped there I got pissed and created havoc so i had to calm down a bit this time...or at least try to.
The Raging Bull 02-26-2007, 01:36 PM I was stopping at this girls house and last time I stopped there I got pissed and created havoc so i had to calm down a bit this time...or at least try to.
Haha should of ****ed her then trashed her house.
Southpaw Stinger 02-27-2007, 04:43 PM My money levels are back up lads and I'm fully stocked with beer tonight. back of the ****ing net!
The Raging Bull 02-27-2007, 05:21 PM My money levels are back up lads and I'm fully stocked with beer tonight. back of the ****ing net!
Good to hear it mate :fing02:
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 02:59 PM Where is my sexy laddie? Haven't gotten down and dirty with him for some time now. :(
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 04:19 PM Where is my sexy laddie? Haven't gotten down and dirty with him for some time now. :(
Laddie's probably out on the piss still. He was going to a friends party this weekend.
I miss him too though southpaw. Lets hold each other.
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 04:23 PM Laddie's probably out on the piss still. He was going to a friends party this weekend.
I miss him too though southpaw. Lets hold each other.
climb into my arms babes :luvbed:
BrooklynBomber 03-02-2007, 04:24 PM I hope they dont take advantage of of drunk laddie..........................
On the other hand it is prolly laddie who is taking advantage of of them.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 04:24 PM I'm back, my lovers.
I shall be gone again tomorrow though.
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 04:25 PM I'm back, my lovers.
I shall be gone again tomorrow though.
lets make the most of the time we have :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 04:27 PM lets make the most of the time we have :luvbed:
We have a lot of catching and feeling up to do.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 04:27 PM lets make the most of the time we have :luvbed:
Indeed! Tonight many orgasms shall be had to make up for the lack of laddie yesterday and tommorow.
Laddie, did you fend off the predatory ginges alright?
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 04:32 PM Indeed! Tonight many orgasms shall be had to make up for the lack of laddie yesterday and tommorow.
Laddie, did you fend off the predatory ginges alright?
Luckily, there were no ginges in sight. Maybe the word has spread about the Anti-Ginge movement and they are rightfully hiding in shame.
So are my lovers drinking tonight ?
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 04:33 PM Luckily, there were no ginges in sight. Maybe the word has spread about the Anti-Ginge movement and they are rightfully hiding in shame.
So are my lovers drinking tonight ?
I've already had 6 cans babes with plenty more to go :kiss:
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 04:34 PM Luckily, there were no ginges in sight. Maybe the word has spread about the Anti-Ginge movement and they are rightfully hiding in shame.
So are my lovers drinking tonight ?
I'm drinking stella tonight.
Have you checked out how our bank of limey is doing laddie? We've had a few investors.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 04:36 PM I knew you boys wouldn't let me down and yes..... Hoff, my lover, I have seen how great our beloved bank is doing. The pinoys are running in fear now.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 04:41 PM I knew you boys wouldn't let me down and yes..... Hoff, my lover, I have seen how great our beloved bank is doing. The pinoys are running in fear now.
I've spotted a few of the pinoys having a goosey gander at our bank of limey thread. I bet they're busily hacking the points system right now to try and keep us at bay.
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 04:43 PM I've finally invested laddie. The offer of free bum love was just too much to turn down.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 04:45 PM I've finally invested laddie. The offer of free bum love was just too much to turn down.
You'll have a sore bum and a million in the bank before you know it southpaw :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 04:47 PM Bum love cant be turned down.... it has been scientifically proven.
Mick Hucknall 03-02-2007, 04:48 PM If you leave you now
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 04:52 PM Bum love cant be turned down.... it has been scientifically proven.
I've got the statistics to prove it an all.
In fact it was a question on family fortunes a while back. ''Out of 100 people surveyed, how many would turn down bum love if it was offered?''...and you lads know the answer so you do. Even Les Dennis had to admit he was partial to a bit of bum love.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 04:55 PM I've got the statistics to prove it an all.
In fact it was a question on family fortunes a while back. ''Out of 100 people surveyed, how many would turn down bum love if it was offered?''...and you lads know the answer so you do. Even Les Dennis had to admit he was partial to a bit of bum love.
Straight game show hosts vs bent game show hosts - who takes it ?
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:00 PM Straight game show hosts vs bent game show hosts - who takes it ?
The bum boys every time.
http://www.r2ok.co.uk/winton.jpg
Who can compete with our Dale? No cunt thats who!
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:02 PM The bum boys every time.
http://www.r2ok.co.uk/winton.jpg
Who can compete with our Dale? No cunt thats who!
Supermarket sweep > Who wants to be a millionaire.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:06 PM Supermarket sweep > Who wants to be a millionaire.
Too bastard right. Chris Tarrant irritates the **** out of me.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:10 PM Too bastard right. Chris Tarrant irritates the **** out of me.
If he tried take the piss out of me by pulling the check out of my grasp..... i would take the check, stick it up his ass and call in dale to give him a good pounding.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:12 PM If he tried take the piss out of me by pulling the check out of my grasp..... i would take the check, stick it up his ass and call in dale to give him a good pounding.
And after he'd asked me if i was sure for the third ****in time I'd say ''yes yer irritating silly cunt, I am bastard sure, I've told yer enough times now get the **** on with it, yer time wasting fanny fart!''.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:15 PM And after he'd asked me if i was sure for the third ****in time I'd say ''yes yer irritating silly cunt, I am bastard sure, I've told yer enough times now get the **** on with it, yer time wasting fanny fart!''.
What a cunt he is.... he gets a point for banging a bird on the side though.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:17 PM What a cunt he is.... he gets a point for banging a bird on the side though.
Aye, credit where credits due, we cant deny the man did well there. I still wouldnt bum him though.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:19 PM Aye, credit where credits due, we cant deny the man did well there. I still wouldnt bum him though.
That's a first, your hate must run deep, Hoff.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:23 PM That's a first, your hate must run deep, Hoff.
He'd have to get me incredibly bastard drunk and seduce me wearing a disguise before I even considered getting me **** out.
He's a wee bit better than Versatile mind but to say that he's down there competing with the boring pygmy just goes to show me strong feeling of dislike for the cunt.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:32 PM He'd have to get me incredibly bastard drunk and seduce me wearing a disguise before I even considered getting me **** out.
He's a wee bit better than Versatile mind but to say that he's down there competing with the boring pygmy just goes to show me strong feeling of dislike for the cunt.
I can't argue with any of this... once again you make a bleeding good point, my love.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:39 PM I can't argue with any of this... once again you make a bleeding good point, my love.
We're on the same wavelength so we are laddie. Fate was kind in bringing us together. Even the catman and jimmy cant compete with the kind of love that we share :luvbed:
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:43 PM We're on the same wavelength so we are laddie. Fate was kind in bringing us together. Even the catman and jimmy cant compete with the kind of love that we share :luvbed:
That they shant, i can still remember our first conversation together as we ridiculed mishra's armpits.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:47 PM That they shant, i can still remember our first conversation together as we ridiculed mishra's armpits.
Aye you are right, if Mishra deserves any credit on these boards it should be purely for the fact that it was his armpits that intially brought us together.
But truly, Mishra has taken quite a verbal beating has he not. If he werent such a boring ginge I'd almost pity the lad.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:51 PM Aye you are right, if Mishra deserves any credit on these boards it should be purely for the fact that it was his armpits that intially brought us together.
But truly, Mishra has taken quite a verbal beating has he not. If he werent such a boring ginge I'd almost pity the lad.
His post count has dwindled and this means less armpit..... so it's all good. :banana: :luvbed:
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:56 PM His post count has dwindled and this means less armpit..... so it's all good. :banana: :luvbed:
Our anti ginge campaign is working then. Shanus will be pleased.
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 05:57 PM Our anti ginge campaign is working then. Shanus will be pleased.
Speaking of the lad, he doesn't post much anymore.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 05:59 PM Speaking of the lad, he doesn't post much anymore.
I think he's pining for Jack.
Laddie, shall we bet on cotto to beat zab...and if so how much?
Mick Hucknall 03-02-2007, 06:00 PM Marciano or Dempsey boys?
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 06:02 PM Yes... let's bet on Cotto and Jimmy, it's Dempsey for me.
Mick Hucknall 03-02-2007, 06:07 PM my two favourite fighters. Marciano adopted his ducking motion from Dempsy, which are both apparent in Dempsey-Willard and Marciano-Louis
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 06:07 PM Yes... let's bet on Cotto and Jimmy, it's Dempsey for me.
Dempsey for me too.
Shall we say 1 mill laddie?
Mick Hucknall 03-02-2007, 06:08 PM If they were to meet I would favour Marciano but it wouldnt surprise me if Dempsey won
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 06:09 PM I'm a dempsey and a leg man.
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 06:15 PM Jimmy and laddie, does this give you the horn?
http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/7.jpg
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 06:18 PM Jimmy and laddie, does this give you the horn?
http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/7.jpg
It certainly does, i had a dream that you were on a cross, hoff and i was riding you and you screamed "I'm coming" instead of "freedom".
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 06:20 PM It certainly does, i had a dream that you were on a cross, hoff and i was riding you and you screamed "I'm coming" instead of "freedom".
I like your dreams laddie. You should start a thread about em.
Southpaw, this one is for you:
http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/A%20Few%20Good%20Hoffs.jpg
Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 06:25 PM Big sexy Southpaw wont let us down on this one.
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 06:29 PM I like your dreams laddie. You should start a thread about em.
Southpaw, this one is for you:
http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/A%20Few%20Good%20Hoffs.jpg
theres a yanky flag beneath you on that hoff. are you jizzing on it or setting it alight?
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 06:32 PM Big sexy Southpaw wont let us down on this one.
Southpaw never lets me down.
Here is a picture of the Hoff hunting down fat yanks and ginge's who have done him wrong:
http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/43.jpg
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 06:34 PM Southpaw never lets me down.
Here is a picture of the Hoff hunting down fat yanks and ginge's who have done him wrong:
http://www.the-hoff.co.uk/Pictures/43.jpg
now that one gives me the ****ing horn :luvbed:
TheHoff! 03-02-2007, 06:34 PM theres a yanky flag beneath you on that hoff. are you jizzing on it or setting it alight?
It's to wipe me arse with southpaw. Gotta keep some bogroll handy aint yer...
Southpaw Stinger 03-02-2007, 06:38 PM It's to wipe me arse with southpaw. Gotta keep some bogroll handy aint yer...
true dat..
Mick Hucknall 03-02-2007, 06:39 PM nice Marciano vid short and sweet
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Oasis_Lad 03-02-2007, 06:40 PM true dat..
No fat yank talk. :luvbed:
Mick Hucknall 03-02-2007, 06:41 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcwalp0TRfc
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