yes i guess my arse will have to wait

Allah and vishnu are having a sly shag right now the cheeky ****ers. Dont tell no-one though.

what they do in the vastness of heaven is their own game.

Jimmy I've got some ****ing great questions for you for your get to know a limey thread. They'll tickle you so they will.


Laddie, lets build a massive place of worship for good people of faith like you and me. We need to construct it in the shape of a pint glass and have the longest bar in the bar world going right around it. In the middle we'll have a good few pool tables and big screens for the footy and upstairs we'll have sexy bedrooms for us bum boys to have fun in.

It'll be like a cross between a pub, a knocking shop for bum boys and a church, but built in the shape of a pint glass.

What says you?

We need to put our wealth to good ****ing use so we do.

Jimmy I've got some ****ing great questions for you for your get to know a limey thread. They'll tickle you so they will.


Laddie, lets build a massive place of worship for good people of faith like you and me. We need to construct it in the shape of a pint glass and have the longest bar in the bar world going right around it. In the middle we'll have a good few pool tables and big screens for the footy and upstairs we'll have sexy bedrooms for us bum boys to have fun in.

It'll be like a cross between a pub, a knocking shop for bum boys and a church, but built in the shape of a pint glass.

What says you?

We need to put our wealth to good ****ing use so we do.

That may be the greatest idea of all time and i honestly would love to see it happen.

That may be the greatest idea of all time and i honestly would love to see it happen.

Have faith laddie. The allah fella always comes up trumps. We'll get our pub/church/bum boys knocking shop built as a pint glass if we just keep our faith in him.

He will test us in the meanwhile but we need to stay strong and resist the temptation to sober up.

Have faith laddie. The allah fella always comes up trumps. We'll get our pub/church/bum boys knocking shop built as a pint glass if we just keep our faith in him.

He will test us in the meanwhile but we need to stay strong and resist the temptation to sober up.

I await his tests and i can say with conviction.........my kecks will always be around my ankles.

Have faith laddie. The allah fella always comes up trumps. We'll get our pub/church/bum boys knocking shop built as a pint glass if we just keep our faith in him.

He will test us in the meanwhile but we need to stay strong and resist the temptation to sober up.

I await his tests and i can say with conviction.........my kecks will always be around my ankles.

my skilled hands are always available to help erect a love building.

I await his tests and i can say with conviction.........my kecks will always be around my ankles.
As will my kecks.

Any time the allah fella feels like getting his **** out then i am prepared to answer his call.

Did you ever wonder why everyone bows down on their knees and goes up and dow to worship the allah fella. It's just for convenience aint it, so when he lobs his **** out they'll be in the right position to please him.

Allah in his infinite wisdom created my words again.

my skilled hands are always available to help erect a love building.

We've been waiting for you my dear :flirt:

Allah in his infinite wisdom created my words again.

He wanted you to get your kecks off twice. It shows he's well up for it.

As will my kecks.

Any time the allah fella feels like getting his **** out then i am prepared to answer his call.

Did you ever wonder why everyone bows down on their knees and goes up and dow to worship the allah fella. It's just for convenience aint it, so when he lobs his **** out they'll be in the right position to please him.

Once again his disciple speaks the truth. Gawd bless ya babes.

Once again his disciple speaks the truth. Gawd bless ya babes.

I am merely his messenger. The allah fella's drunken message shall flow through me in a similar way to how carling flows through me after I've had a few. The only difference is that the allah fellas message flows through me and emerges from my mouth to engage the masses, whereas the carling flows through me and emerges from my **** to spray urinals (and garages and fences and such like on the way home).

May the flow be with you laddie.

Once again his disciple speaks the truth. Gawd bless ya babes.

i've had a night of drinking tonight lads so i'm feeling no pain. go nuts :moon:

I am merely his messenger. The allah fella's drunken message shall flow through me in a similar way to how carling flows through me after I've had a few. The only difference is that the allah fellas message flows through me and emerges from my mouth to engage the masses, whereas the carling flows through me and emerges from my **** to spray urinals (and garages and fences and such like on the way home).

May the flow be with you laddie.

I throw myself under the flow and wish to be drowned in it's wisdom.

ps: i am on my 10th can babes :kiss:

i've had a night of drinking tonight lads so i'm feeling no pain. go nuts :moon:
WOO HOO. I havent seen such a good offer as that since this morning at tesco's when I was checking out their two for one offers.

Laddie, lets pile on southpaw and give him a right seeing to.

I throw myself under the flow and wish to be drowned in it's wisdom.

ps: i am on my 10th can babes :kiss:

You're my hero.

Laddie, if you went out drinking with Frank do you reckon you could keep up with him?

You're my hero.

Laddie, if you went out drinking with Frank do you reckon you could keep up with him?

Yes, i am proud of my drinking skills.

Yes, i am proud of my drinking skills.

Me and the allah fella are proud of you too.

Southpaw, are you proud of laddie as well?

I'm ****in' proud of you fellas as well, to be honest i look up to both of you sexy bastards.

I'm ****in' proud of you fellas as well, to be honest i look up to both of you sexy bastards.

Laddie, who do you think is gonna win out of de la hoya vs Mayweather?

DLH by forceful rape in the 5th, I don't see floyds ass holding up to the barrage from DLH's ****

Laddie, who do you think is gonna win out of de la hoya vs Mayweather?

I want oscar to knock floyd's head off but it's gonna be floyd by ud isn't it ?

DLH by forceful rape in the 5th, I don't see floyds ass holding up to the barrage from DLH's ****

I hope you turn out to be right Jimmy but I dunno. That mayweather is a right ****teaser and evades a hard swinging penis incredibly well.

Lets hope DLH gives him a good seeing to though.

I want oscar to knock floyd's head off but it's gonna be floyd by ud isn't it ?

I fear that will be the case but like you I would absolutely love it if our Oscar knocked him sparko.

I fear that will be the case but like you I would absolutely love it if our Oscar knocked him sparko.

Oscar, hopefully shall come away victorious and rid this site ( for a few months at least )
of the floyd **** lovers.

Oscar, hopefully shall come away victorious and rid this site ( for a few months at least )
of the floyd **** lovers.

It would be nice wouldnt it.


Laddie, however much I insult Detroit Red he is always nice to me almost straight after. Am I doing something wrong?

It would be nice wouldnt it.


Laddie, however much I insult Detroit Red he is always nice to me almost straight after. Am I doing something wrong?

No, he just wants your **** that's all. I for one can't blame the lad really, it's a fine ****in' specimen so it is.

put your tv on sky sports 2 and tell me you wouldnt give that woman 1

No, he just wants your **** that's all. I for one can't blame the lad really, it's a fine ****in' specimen so it is.

That explains it then laddie...but have you seen how skinny he is. My fornicating phallus would snap him in half.

Di stewart her name is

put your tv on sky sports 2 and tell me you wouldnt give that woman 1

I aint got sky sports.

I'm watching platoon.

If i make it to afganistan I'm gonna think of you bumming me when times get hard

That explains it then laddie...but have you seen how skinny he is. My fornicating phallus would snap him in half.

The lad doesn't fear death and would gladly go out impaled on your hoff stick.

Hello sweetcheeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

she used to do sky sports new but now she presents golf night

Hoff.............elias or barnes ?

hello sexy :kiss:

If i make it to afganistan I'm gonna think of you bumming me when times get hard
The allah fella will watch over you. He'll tell his muslim brothers to let you pass through safely. I'll make sure of that.
The lad doesn't fear death and would gladly go out impaled on your hoff stick.

you mean "di stewart" the blonde presenter ? yes she would jimmy.

So was i before jimmy turned me on to some blonde tart.

ps: hoff, elias or barnes......who would you follow ?

Barnes appeals to my dark side but ultimately i am a man of morals and would stick with elias and them. Plus they seem to have more fun than barnes' crew.

P.S
I'm writing this as im sitting on the ****ter dropping a log. Having a laptop is great aint it.

The allah fella will watch over you. He'll tell his muslim brothers to let you pass through safely. I'll make sure of that.


Barnes appeals to my dark side but ultimately i am a man of morals and would stick with elias and them. Plus they seem to have more fun than barnes' crew.

P.S
I'm writing this as im sitting on the ****ter dropping a log. Having a laptop is great aint it.

Dirty *****.............that's what i love about you. :kiss: lay one for me babes.

Dirty *****.............that's what i love about you. :kiss: lay one for me babes.

Laddie, do you like the smell of your own farts/****s?

Laddie, do you like the smell of your own farts/****s?

Not particularly.........that may be because they are quite potent and could even put george chuvalo to sleep.

Not particularly.........that may be because they are quite potent and could even put george chuvalo to sleep.

I like the smell of me farts but me ****s I'm not too fond of. Recently I've been quite flatulent which has been a cause for concern I must bleeding say.

When I'm at the gym I have to be careful cause doing sit ups or ab crunches always forces me farts out and there is inevitably some fit bird right next to me at the time. I feel like a right twat.

I like the smell of me farts but me ****s I'm not too fond of. Recently I've been quite flatulent which has been a cause for concern I must bleeding say.

When I'm at the gym I have to be careful cause doing sit ups or ab crunches always forces me farts out and there is inevitably some fit bird right next to me at the time. I feel like a right twat.

Never had that problem meself, hoff. I guess allah has just blessed me in all departments.

I like the smell of me farts but me ****s I'm not too fond of. Recently I've been quite flatulent which has been a cause for concern I must bleeding say.

When I'm at the gym I have to be careful cause doing sit ups or ab crunches always forces me farts out and there is inevitably some fit bird right next to me at the time. I feel like a right twat.

I am telling you, all the fit birds are by the ab machines and hip machines.
I always have to walk carefully there myself

Never had that problem meself, hoff. I guess allah has just blessed me in all departments.

That's bleeding favouritism that is by the allah fella. I'm gonna have a wee word in his ear about that I bastard tell ya. Cursing me with a bout of farting fever and you never having experienced the problem.

Me farts are back to normal now though like, I think it's cause I've had a bit of change in me diet recently.

That's bleeding favouritism that is by the allah fella. I'm gonna have a wee word in his ear about that I bastard tell ya. Cursing me with a bout of farting fever and you never having experienced the problem.

Me farts are back to normal now though like, I think it's cause I've had a bit of change in me diet recently.

You are strong hoff and these breaks of wind will not blow you off the course.

I am telling you, all the fit birds are by the ab machines and hip machines.
I always have to walk carefully there myself

This is true. There's like a matted section in my gym where those big **** off balls are and where you do your sit ups and whatever and all the fit birds always be there. I go over and sit down ready to do some sit ups and two minutes later theres some nice bird next to me.

You are strong hoff and these breaks of wind will not blow you off the course.

These gails may blow me hither and thither but I know in my heart of hearts that you will be there to break my fall when these foul winds let go of me.

These gails may blow me hither and thither but I know in my heart of hearts that you will be there to break my fall when these foul winds let go of me.

I welcome you on to my runway.

I welcome you on to my runway.

Never has there been a smoother landing.

Laddie, I must bid you goodnight. It is late and the hoff must wake up early in the morning.

Shag yer tommorow laddie :luvbed:

Never has there been a smoother landing.

Laddie, I must bid you goodnight. It is late and the hoff must wake up early in the morning.

Shag yer tommorow laddie :luvbed:

sleep tight babes.

Never has there been a smoother landing.

Laddie, I must bid you goodnight. It is late and the hoff must wake up early in the morning.

Shag yer tommorow laddie :luvbed:

sweet dreams :luvbed:

Southpaw..........it's just you and me babes.

Southpaw..........it's just you and me babes.


and im very pissed and keep passing out so i won't be much of a shag partner tonight babes. unless you fancy getting it on with a sleeping gaint, as they say?

and im very pissed and keep passing out so i won't be much of a shag partner tonight babes. unless you fancy getting it on with a sleeping gaint, as they say?

asleep or awake
i shall give it a shake
if it turns aside
it's bum i shal ride
if it gives a nod
it's a message from god

asleep or awake
i shall give it a shake
if it turns aside
it's bum i shal ride
if it gives a nod
it's a message from god


the hoff has indeed taught you well laddie

a drunken kiss is all I can bequeath :kiss:

the hoff has indeed taught you well laddie

a drunken kiss is all I can bequeath :kiss:

I accept your love lips but want a blasting from those hips. :luvbed: :hitit:

I accept your love lips but want a blasting from those hips. :luvbed: :hitit:


though it may kill me at this moment in time I just can't bring myself to refuse that sweet scottish accent. climb aboard babes :luvbed:

though it may kill me at this moment in time I just can't bring myself to refuse that sweet scottish accent. climb aboard babes :luvbed:

I am in position........awaiting those love pistons. :luvbed:

I am in position........awaiting those love pistons. :luvbed:

well I gave all I had to give and even a little extra because your so special.

but now i must bid thee farewell as I go to join the Hoff in the land of nod :luvbed:

well I gave all I had to give and even a little extra because your so special.

but now i must bid thee farewell as I go to join the Hoff in the land of nod :luvbed:

sleep well. I can only hope you are both up to scottish standards next time.

sleep well. I can only hope you are both up to scottish standards next time.

stay hot :hitit:

stay hot :hitit:

I shall. :luvbed: :hitit:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/hughlaurie.gif

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/hughlaurie.gif

fascinating.

Dr House can examine me anyday :hitit:

fascinating.

Dr House can examine me anyday :hitit:

Do you think that's his cum face ?

Do you think that's his cum face ?

could very well be laddie. Medical people are known to be very expressive with their sexual climax's, so we might be looking at Orgasm House. In any case :hitit:

could very well be laddie. Medical people are known to be very expressive with their sexual climax's, so we might be looking at Orgasm House. In any case :hitit:

Indeed! :hitit:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Lohan__Mean_Girls_002.gif

A prime lohan.............would you hit it ? ( even though she is ginger )

Indeed! :hitit:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/Lohan__Mean_Girls_002.gif

A prime lohan.............would you hit it ? ( even though she is ginger )


of course :hitit:

of course :hitit:

Good man. The hoff will probably scold my ass for even thinking about a ginger but then again...............i love a good spanking.

Good man. The hoff will probably scold my ass for even thinking about a ginger but then again...............i love a good spanking.


there is a thing as a good ginger, as long as they have a decent skin complextion and a darker shade of red in their hair they can be pretty shaggable.

there is a thing as a good ginger, as long as they have a decent skin complextion and a darker shade of red in their hair they can be pretty shaggable.

That they can, southpaw........that they can. She would only need our love cream to clear up those ginger freckles.

That they can, southpaw........that they can. She would only need our love cream to clear up those ginger freckles.

I'd be happy to treat her. my skilled hands give a great massage as you well know laddie :luvbed:

I'd be happy to treat her. my skilled hands give a great massage as you well know laddie :luvbed:

That i do babes. :luvbed: :hitit:

That i do babes. :luvbed: :hitit:

I'm off to stock up me fridge with tonights booze. see ya in a bit babes :kiss:

I'm off to stock up me fridge with tonights booze. see ya in a bit babes :kiss:

Good man, you know it makes sense. :luvbed:

im home laddie,. 24 cans for tonights festivities.

im home laddie,. 24 cans for tonights festivities.

Good man, rik mayall would be proud.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/drop-dead-fred-04.jpg

Good man, rik mayall would be proud.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/drop-dead-fred-04.jpg


the legend himself

the legend himself

Legend indeed. :hitit:

"There's only one way to find out.................FIGHT!"

"There's only one way to find out.................FIGHT!"

seagul vs sick ferret, who you backing? :boxing:

seagul vs sick ferret, who you backing? :boxing:

seagul by brutal pecking.

seagul by brutal pecking.


i must agree

i must agree

Sourthpaw, for you babes:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/HoffTimes.jpg

Sourthpaw, for you babes:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/HoffTimes.jpg


he has improved with age I must say :luvbed:

he has improved with age I must say :luvbed:

Speaking of the hoff.......where is that sex god tonight ?

Speaking of the hoff.......where is that sex god tonight ?


he said he'll be on later. have patience young one :kiss:

he said he'll be on later. have patience young one :kiss:

I try but it's just so hard.

I try but it's just so hard.

have a drink with me and relax :beerchug:

have a drink with me and relax :beerchug:

That i shall. *runs off to get a can* be back in a tick babes.

That i shall. *runs off to get a can* be back in a tick babes.

excellent :banana:

http://www.gaire.com/peadar18/archives/hoff.jpg

excellent :banana:

I'm back babes *cracks open can and slurps down it's magnificence*

http://www.gaire.com/peadar18/archives/hoff.jpg

I wear his scent all the time.

scent of Hoff. each bottle contains a squirt of his love juice or your money back!

scent of Hoff. each bottle contains a squirt of his love juice or your money back!

Doesn't get much better than that.

Doesn't get much better than that.

it can laddie

it can...........

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it can laddie

it can...........

http://static.twoday.net/deluxe/images/david_hasslehoff_noshirt.jpg

I remember that day well - i had cracked a joke about black people and the hoff burst into histerics, he looked so cute that i just had to take a snap.

I remember that day well - i had cracked a joke about black people and the hoff burst into histerics, he looked so cute that i just had to take a snap.

indeed.

I was sucking his toes at the time. he loves it when I do that. :grouphug:

indeed.

I was sucking his toes at the time. he loves it when I do that. :grouphug:

It truly was a moment to cherish.

It truly was a moment to cherish.


there will be many more of those laddie I promise.

there will be many more of those laddie I promise.

You cant keep lads like us down.

You cant keep lads like us down.


as soon as I erect us a gaint love nest we shall make us some new memories. :luvbed:

as soon as I erect us a gaint love nest we shall make us some new memories. :luvbed:

Hopefully the hoff's plans for a love pad in the shape of a pint glass will come into fruition.

Hopefully the hoff's plans for a love pad in the shape of a pint glass will come into fruition.


they will babes, mark my words

can number 4 now laddie

they will babes, mark my words

can number 4 now laddie

i'm on me 6th, but i did start early.

i'm on me 6th, but i did start early.

fair enough. are you packing 24 cans like old southpaw?

fair enough. are you packing 24 cans like old southpaw?

Indeed i am babes. :kiss:

can number 7 laddie, i don't think i'll finish them all tonight :nonono:

can number 7 laddie, i don't think i'll finish them all tonight :nonono:

What has happened to you southpaw ? you would have tanned them all back in the day.

What has happened to you southpaw ? you would have tanned them all back in the day.


i'm still suffering from last night laddie. maybe i'll pick up the pace while the boxings on... speaking of which i'd better slip ITV 4 on now :boxing:

i'm still suffering from last night laddie. maybe i'll pick up the pace while the boxings on... speaking of which i'd better slip ITV 4 on now :boxing:

Good man, that's the spirit.

the earl fight was fantastic, the khan fight was a disgrace.

the earl fight was fantastic, the khan fight was a disgrace.

Agreed, the earl fight was great the khan fight was **** and i laughed when the itv presenters tried to say Medjadji was no mug :nonono:

Agreed, the earl fight was great the khan fight was **** and i laughed when the itv presenters tried to say Medjadji was no mug :nonono:


I could make a pint glass out of Medjadji's chin! :)

I could make a pint glass out of Medjadji's chin! :)

Indeed, step up your game amir.

Indeed, step up your game amir.


I'd be willing to step in the ring with Amir. My chin has been hardened by guiness consumption :boxing:

I'd be willing to step in the ring with Amir. My chin has been hardened by guiness consumption :boxing:

I let 5 mates tee off on my chin before and all i got was a little lightheadedness, after the last punch.

I let 5 mates tee off on my chin before and all i got was a little lightheadedness, after the last punch.

wasted talent laddie. get in there and give khan a good spanking

wasted talent laddie. get in there and give khan a good spanking

I have been knocked out before though - i was 14 and was punched repeatedly and didn't go down, at which point i was sweeped and my head was jumped on
untill i was unconcious.

I did have 2 bottles of wine beforehand though and i heard that your chin doesn't reach it's peak untill your mid 20's.

I have never been rocked by a punch and coming from glasgow i have been punched a lot............so, two questions:

1. Is jumping on someone's head more powerful than a hard punch to the head ?

2. Do you love me, southpaw ?

Evening fellas. I've just got back in time to watch fraudley. Good timing eh!

Laddie, I've noticed that you have been a very naughty boy. Are you ready for your punishment?

I have been knocked out before though - i was 14 and was punched repeatedly and didn't go down, at which point i was sweeped and my head was jumped on
untill i was unconcious.

I did have 2 bottles of wine beforehand though and i heard that your chin doesn't reach it's peak untill your mid 20's.

I have never been rocked by a punch and coming from glasgow i have been punched a lot............so, two questions:

1. Is jumping on someone's head more powerful than a hard punch to the head ?

2. Do you love me, southpaw ?

1. Depends who's jumping on you. Although my punch is far deadlier than any jump - and my jump is lethal....

2. More than anything laddie :luvbed:

Evening fellas. I've just got back in time to watch fraudley. Good timing eh!

Laddie, I've noticed that you have been a very naughty boy. Are you ready for your punishment?

been waiting for you babes :luvbed:

I'm ready sir.

Gawd bless.

Oh hoff where art thou ?

been waiting for you babes :luvbed:
Your wait is over. The hoff has arrived to fulfill your fantasies.
I'm ready sir.

Gawd bless.
Then say 17 hail marys, pray to allah for forgiveness and pour a little bit of your can away as a sacrifice and apology... oh and bare your arse for a spanking. I'm off to get the paddle.

A fit bleeding ginge!?! I ****in ask yer... What next eh, a skinny yank? It's bastard laughable so it is.

Your wait is over. The hoff has arrived to fulfill your fantasies.

Then say 17 hail marys, pray to allah for forgiveness and pour a little bit of your can away as a sacrifice and apology... oh and bare your arse for a spanking. I'm off to get the paddle.

A fit bleeding ginge!?! I ****in ask yer... What next eh, a skinny yank? It's bastard laughable so it is.

How did one know of this act ?

How did one know of this act ?

Allah knows all..and i speak to the wee fella quite regularly so I do. He informed me of your scandalous behaviour.

Allah knows all..and i speak to the wee fella quite regularly so I do. He informed me of your scandalous behaviour.

He lies, i was only scratching an itch.

does Allah knoweth of my scottish fettish?

He lies, i was only scratching an itch.

The allah fella lies? NEVER! That man has always been honest with me.

The allah fella lies? NEVER! That man has always been honest with me.

Ok, you have caught me out. :spank:

does Allah knoweth of my scottish fettish?

Allah knows this and much much more. He's had a look in your closet and seen all the skeletons in there.

Incidentally though, the allah fella told me you werent in the closet when he was having a look around it.

When did you come out of the closet southpaw?

Allah knows this and much much more. He's had a look in your closet and seen all the skeletons in there.

Incidentally though, the allah fella told me you werent in the closet when he was having a look around it.

When did you come out of the closet southpaw?

The day laddie and i first crossed swords

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/HoffFitness.jpg

Ok, you have caught me out. :spank:

Accepting you have a problem is the first step laddie. I am proud of yer so I am. Now you need to get yourself into a gingers anonymous group.

Accepting you have a problem is the first step laddie. I am proud of yer so I am. Now you need to get yourself into a gingers anonymous group.

That it is and that i shall.

Check it, hoff:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108679&highlight=hoff

in case you missed it babes.

The day laddie and i first crossed swords
You didnt waste no time did yer.

Good on you i say.

The future of this country lies with bum boys and we need to be proud of this.

That it is and that i shall.

Check it, hoff:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108679&highlight=hoff

in case you missed it babes.

Good man.

That thread was true that was. Versa was definately dropped on his bonce when he was a wee baby.

Hoff, i am leaving boxing scene and you shall get all our pts by way of pm.

Hoff, i am leaving boxing scene and you shall get all our pts by way of pm.

**** off Laddie. If you leave i'll cry meself to sleep everynight for the next forever.

Dont do this to me laddie.

Harrison's gone!

**** off Laddie. If you leave i'll cry meself to sleep everynight for the next forever.

Dont do this to me laddie.

I iz only joking

hahahahah audley is knocked out.

Hoff, i am leaving boxing scene and you shall get all our pts by way of pm.


if you leave i will kill myself :nonono: :puppy_dog

I iz only joking

hahahahah audley is knocked out.


thank allah your joking! :kiss:

And Audley was put out cold! 2tough won't be pleased.

****in boxingscene keeps on crashing for me.

Laddie, dont joke around like that. You almost gave me a bleeding heart attack.

I'm so ****in glad Audrey got found out. I hate that cunt so I do. Lets hope he ****s off and retires now.

give me a blow laddie, i'm on a high right now.

I'm here......caress me boys.

is this thread ****ed up or is it me?

I'm off to bed. ( no cans left )

is this thread ****ed up or is it me?

Nah it aint you, I couldn't see laddie's post before even though i could see by looking in the limey lounge that he was the last person to post.

Nah it aint you, I couldn't see laddie's post before even though i could see by looking in the limey lounge that he was the last person to post.

praise allah
i thought it was just me with queered up vision.



nighty night laddie, sweet dreams :luvbed:

praise allah
i thought it was just me with queered up vision.



nighty night laddie, sweet dreams :luvbed:

I'm off to bed an all.

Goodnight laddie :luvbed:

Goodnight southpaw :luvbed:

I'm off to bed an all.

Goodnight laddie :luvbed:

Goodnight southpaw :luvbed:


goodnight babes :luvbed:

I missed my bummin appointment

Sadly so, jimmy.

Whats the best Oasis song??

Whats the best Oasis song??

Wonderwall in my opinion.

Whats the best Oasis song??

Live forever
rock and roll star
Slide away
cast no shadow
champagne supernova
aquiesce
rockin' chair
dont look back in anger
married with children

Are just some of my favourites.

Nice list :D

id say

Supersonic
Cast no shadow
Champagne supernove
Live Forever
Slide away
The masterplan
Some might say

in no order

Nice list :D

id say

Supersonic
Cast no shadow
Champagne supernove
Live Forever
Slide away
The masterplan
Some might say

in no order

every song noel wrote from the early to mid 90's was pure class.

Best British band since the Beatles. i was just listening to the masterplan so thought id ask. i new id get a reply from you haha :luvbed:

Best British band since the Beatles. i was just listening to the masterplan so thought id ask. i new id get a reply from you haha :luvbed:

The masterplan album is great. An album full of b-sides which are better than most bands a-sides.

I long for those days again.

thats always been a way to your heart hasn't it laddie? :luvbed:

thats always been a way to your heart hasn't it laddie? :luvbed:

Indeed it has babes.

It made me laugh last night when that Aussie fighter gave a rocky 4 like speech after he beat Graham Earl! lolly lolly lol

It made me laugh last night when that Aussie fighter gave a rocky 4 like speech after he beat Graham Earl! lolly lolly lol

I missed that. What did he say southpaw?

I missed that. What did he say southpaw?

How he noticed the change in the way the way british fans felt about him and the way he felt about them. And if they can change and he change, everybody can change! I want to give my heart to the world!

gotta love him.

yeah, i wish my heart was big enough so all the world could have it or something like that.

What a guy

How he noticed the change in the way the way british fans felt about him and the way he felt about them. And if they can change and he change, everybody can change! I want to give my heart to the world!

gotta love him.

Haha what a marvelous ****in speech. If only everyone could be so eloquent.

It was the post fight audley interview that made me laugh though. That ****er said he's gonna keep fighting. He's living in cloud cukoo land aint he. I wish he'd just **** off now. I bet he'll beat some bum and come back saying he'll still be world champ. ****in glass jawed lily livered lunatic!

Haha what a marvelous ****in speech. If only everyone could be so eloquent.

It was the post fight audley interview that made me laugh though. That ****er said he's gonna keep fighting. He's living in cloud cukoo land aint he. I wish he'd just **** off now. I bet he'll beat some bum and come back saying he'll still be world champ. ****in glass jawed lily livered lunatic!

Audrey also said he thought he was ok to continue in the fight..... did someone forget to tell him he was out on the canvas for 4 friggin minutes?

****in glass jawed lily livered lunatic!

Niiiice :banana:

HI to my sexy guys.

Audrey also said he thought he was ok to continue in the fight..... did someone forget to tell him he was out on the canvas for 4 friggin minutes?
He woke up and didnt know what the **** was going on.

He's a disgrace to us limeys.

I wouldnt bum him that's for sure.
HI to my sexy guys.
Hello sexy :luvbed:

I need to have a wee chat with you.

He woke up and didnt know what the **** was going on.

He's a disgrace to us limeys.

I wouldnt bum him that's for sure.

Hello sexy :luvbed:

I need to have a wee chat with you.

Really, about what ?

about the ironing arrangements

Really, about what ?

New mods for the limey lounge son. Do you think we should start a campaign and see who our fellow limeys want as mods? The present ones aint doing **** all.

New mods for the limey lounge son. Do you think we should start a campaign and see who our fellow limeys want as mods? The present ones aint doing **** all.

I was just going to talk to you about that, great minds an all that bollocks eh ?

about the ironing arrangements

Cheeky bastard!

Cheeky bastard!


don't be like that laddie, what Jimmy said needs to be discussed.

don't be like that laddie, what Jimmy said needs to be discussed.

Jimmy is right as always and it does need to be discussed but it can wait untill i stumble home from the boozers.

We bring pygmys in to do our ironing dont we Laddie.

I think we should ask the fellow bum boys who they want and then take our findings to BPP. So lets make a thread and do a poll so we can all vote. Who are the regulars you think we should put in the poll? I say:

Southpaw
Jimmy
You
Raging
Me
MickyHatton maybe?

Anyone else?

Oh, matt and Shanus an all.

We bring pygmys in to do our ironing dont we Laddie.

I think we should ask the fellow bum boys who they want and then take our findings to BPP. So lets make a thread and do a poll so we can all vote. Who are the regulars you think we should put in the poll? I say:

Southpaw
Jimmy
You
Raging
Me
MickyHatton maybe?

Anyone else?

All fine candidates, that looks about right to me.

do the poll now, sexy.

All fine candidates, that looks about right to me.

do the poll now, sexy.

Will do laddie :luvbed:

its goin HOFF big time. :banana:

hahaha, the cranberries - linger just came on my ipod and my boss whos a well known multi-millionaire just came in and asked me if id sing a bit quieter. Ooops

hahaha, the cranberries - linger just came on my ipod and my boss whos a well known multi-millionaire just came in and asked me if id sing a bit quieter. Ooops

Kick his ass for that ****.

hes gettin on a bit, id be scared of breaking his hip. I carried on singin tho......**** HIM haha

Ok you bum boys can go and vote now.

My vote has been cast.

Hmmmmm. decisions decisions

My vote has been cast.

I voted for you and the tanned beauty, babes :kiss:

How do you quote people now ? my new found super powers have me confused as to what to do.

How do you quote people now ? my new found super powers have me confused as to what to do.


just hit reply babes. I was hitting edit at first but my skilled hands are quick to adapt.

just hit reply babes. I was hitting edit at first but my skilled hands are quick to adapt.

like this babes.

like this babes.


you got it. how about using your new modstick for other purposes? :luvbed:

you got it. how about using your new modstick for other purposes? :luvbed:

Filthy talk like that will get you everywhere :luvbed:

Lads, you need to help me control myself.

Dont let the power go to my head. I wanna stay down to earth.

Filthy talk like that will get you everywhere :luvbed:

my knees have turned to jelly with excitement.

come here you lusty little scot :luvbed:

Lads, you need to help me control myself.

Dont let the power go to my head. I wanna stay down to earth.

my knees have turned to jelly with excitement.

come here you lusty little scot :luvbed:

Dont worry, we are here for you if the urge to crush some noobs becomes too much.

With open arms and huge erection i run to you, southpaw.

Dont worry, we are here for you if the urge to crush some noobs becomes too much.

With open arms and huge erection i run to you, southpaw.

lovin it babes. theres room for you too hoff, we'll make sure you keep a firm grip on ya.

Cheers lads.

I never know when one of these attacks will grab hold of me so you two need to watch out for the signs.

im gettin crushed, but its fun

heres some inside info on good old tuggers

www.myspace.com/tuggers1986

enjoy :D

Cornholio!!

:boxing: :boxing:

Lads, you need to help me control myself.

Dont let the power go to my head. I wanna stay down to earth.

You can have power over people as long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power.

Good to remember:fing02:

:boxing: :boxing:


this isn't the points thread you know, ****in speak :boxing:

bi so quiet on here today, wheres our newly appointed saviours??

this isn't the points thread you know, ****in speak :boxing:

It was dead, so I thought I'd just post ****. Forgive me Southpaw :kiss:

What you guys up to?

bi so quiet on here today, wheres our newly appointed saviours??

*In camp voice* - I'm free.

ive just orederd some pizza an im gonna watch one of zee best films ever. there's nothin better to do on a monday than eat **** and watch tv :D

ive just orederd some pizza an im gonna watch one of zee best films ever. there's nothin better to do on a monday than eat **** and watch tv :D

What you watching?

I'm off, in to the shower to lather up whilst i think about the hoff.

I caught ****ng cold and my baody is aching.
Hate night jobs.

I caught ****ng cold and my baody is aching.
Hate night jobs.

Colds are the worst! They stop you from doing everything :nonono:

Hope you get better soon :fing02:

well ****ing good night.

hi boys and girls.:kiss:

Hi Boxclever................

The 3 mods are watching over you sexy little limeys.

The 3 mods are watching over you sexy little limeys.

don't act all innocent laddie, tell Boxclever what you've been up to while she's been away. :banana:

don't act all innocent laddie, tell Boxclever what you've been up to while she's been away. :banana:

Saving the limey lounge and liberating iraq in my spare time, oh.....and beating up fat yanks.

Saving the limey lounge and liberating iraq in my spare time, oh.....and beating up fat yanks.


and shagging two ****ing sex gods might i add :luvbed:

and shagging two ****ing sex gods might i add :luvbed:

That as well.....two sexy moderators i might add.

That as well.....two sexy moderators i might add.

too many sums for me. 4 six packs is 24 cans thats all the maths I need to know.

too many sums for me. 4 six packs is 24 cans thats all the maths I need to know.

If only all mathematicians followed this formula.

If only all mathematicians followed this formula.


we could actually enjoy maths then couldn't we laddie? you drinking tonight, or am I foolish to even ask that of a scot?

we could actually enjoy maths then couldn't we laddie? you drinking tonight, or am I foolish to even ask that of a scot?

Still undecided....i have to get my guitar fixed and buy a new game for the wii, so i could be penniless by the weekend and scotsmen as you well know, do not like being penniless.

Still undecided....i have to get my guitar fixed and buy a new game for the wii, so i could be penniless by the weekend and scotsmen as you well know, do not like being penniless.

that i do laddie, but still i also know that scots hate being sober.

that i do laddie, but still i also know that scots hate being sober.

That is the dilemma, it's a ****ing tough un' so it is, southpaw.

That is the dilemma, it's a ****ing tough un' so it is, southpaw.

maybe just buy a few cans of cheap beer just to keep you going.

maybe just buy a few cans of cheap beer just to keep you going.

**** it, i'm off to the shops to get 24 cans, be back in a tick babes.

**** it, i'm off to the shops to get 24 cans, be back in a tick babes.

very good laddie, very good :kiss:

very good laddie, very good :kiss:

I'm back, my lover.

I'm back, my lover.


you made the right choice :kiss:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYq-Ljwov_s

have a laugh

you made the right choice :kiss:

I think you may be right.

The Hoff pm'd me this morning and said that he shant be joining us for a couple of days. :(

The Hoff pm'd me this morning and said that he shant be joining us for a couple of days. :(

eyyyy thats bad news man. You got the Fonz instead though as substitue :luvbed:

eyyyy thats bad news man. You got the Fonz instead though as substitue :luvbed:

That is good news, all is well again.

That is good news, all is well again.

sadly theres no drinking tonight babes :puppy_dog

sadly theres no drinking tonight babes :puppy_dog

Me neither :nonono:

Will you be investing your points in the Bank of Limey ? two wise individuals have already done so and shall soon reap the benefits.

Me neither :nonono:

Will you be investing your points in the Bank of Limey ? two wise individuals have already done so and shall soon reap the benefits.

once I reach the 100,000 mark I shall make an investment. do you do mortgages?

once I reach the 100,000 mark I shall make an investment. do you do mortgages?

We do the lot and plus we dont make annoying adverts with a spectacled, bald black man.

Wheres his hoffness tonight?

We do the lot and plus we dont make annoying adverts with a spectacled, bald black man.


interesting indeed. I think the Hoff riding bareback on a horse would be a great ad comapaign for the Royal Bank of Limey.